Oh My God, What Is That? (Doctor Stories r/AskReddit)

[@kurikar]

Everyone’s talking about the worms, but the fact that a piece of the husbands scalp was IN her purse... oh my god. Not gross just shocking tbh

[@adequatelytrying6568]

Imagine if they never checked her purse and days after the accident the wife finds her dead husband's scalp in her purse.

[@vik6312]

That one made me real sad

[@tylergendron7910]

Not gross????????

[@vik6312]

@@tylergendron7910 I mean, you have your scalp attached to you for your whole life, how gross can it be?

[@sugas_canoe_flippers]

It's obvious she murdered him at the scene

[@kattriella1331]

And my mother wonders why I never wanted to be a doctor . . . Also, "That's not a seizure, that's a tantrum," made me snort. XD

[@leirawhitehart1236]

Yeah. Probably the only funny story here. Everything else is disgusting and sad.

[@flickcentergaming680]

Right? Freaking hilarious.

[@Moo-2310]

In PE, I'm terrible at the actual exercise but am brilliant at the science behind it. My teacher jokingly told me that I'd be a great doctor. Hell no, I get grossed out too easily.

[@feraltaco4783]

I LMAOed at that.

[@milwokibat7961]

Oh God the worms during birth story was so disgusting... Ugh like all the rest of the stories... Poor people

[@cypherpillar9009]

Milwoki Bat god be with us

[@laurenmoore8220]

I'm pregnant and my cat got worms so I did research to see what would happen if I were to contract the worms while pregnant (it didn't happen) and I learned that you generally can't be treated for parasites before the baby is out because it puts they baby at risk and the worms can't get to the baby.

[@laurenmoore8220]

@@paling1872 thanks?

[@Whfox]

Thanks, I don't want to watch the whole video anymore... 😰

[@lindseykrzycki6112]

Wander If you would have to eat even more than you normally do

[@notinmychristianhousehold2485]

That person who was clipping that guys nails in the first story should have worn a mask and safety glasses. Safety first people

[@tunii5517]

Safety is number one priority kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZprTmqZ_mtp-l7s

[@gigiw.7650]

Yup! Take no chances 😱

[@chancefountain9681]

Safety 3rd

[@shaneyzamora2525]

He probably did, but in the end it didn't matter as the nail ended up somewhere else.

[@janisbentzen4503]

We didn't wear gloves for IV starts or much of anything until the 90's

[@floof_hair3857]

The baby is: ❌A girl ❌A boy ✔️W O R M S

[@foxfangs4236]

😂

[@its.celestia]

oh, worm?

[@cookie__roblox1557]

She might have had but worms 😏

[@Lennyst]

Ew

[@eglegrineviciene6657]

So ew but far too true

[@tayconner]

I audibly gasped when I relized it was the bone that guy was pulling on. That's messed up. 🤢

[@sewsomuch2289]

Same

[@KingOfGaymes]

I just gagged holy fuck

[@cassandragreen4674]

Yeah me too. I mean dear god how messed up were they?

[@kedolan4992]

@@cassandragreen4674 No kidding, I mean, wouldn't that hurt like HELL? Shouldn't she have been able to tell something was wrong the instant he started trying to yank her bone out of her, and get him to stop? The fact that they had to sober up enough to realize that maybe they should have a doctor look at it...

[@therussiansarehere497]

Yeah but what if he got it out?c

[@TORchic1]

This is why I can't become a medical doctor. I don't think I could handle stuff like this.

[@dyldobaggins9449]

Same. Years ago I was studying nursing until i found i can't handle any sort of bodily fluid without feeling/getting sick.

[@SherriLyle80s]

Yeah, I wanted to help my aunt with my grandmother's wound cleaning. She had radiation laser therapy to target a tumor in her colon, but the laser was so strong, it literally did a Death Star move to her lower back and caused a gaping hole in her near her spine. The smell and sights, seeing her spine and stuff as she had to go through painful wound therapy. Months of regrowing the skin. Radiation therapy is horrid. Needless to say, I'm really sensitive to smells, and even having two kids, changing all their poopy diapers, I had tough times not puking in my mouth, so I couldn't handle my grandmothe's wound and left it up to my aunt.

[@MrCOLBSTAH]

Yeah. Dude id get so frustrated at the people. Like why dont you take care of stuff like this?

[@gisellegarcia9757]

Oof that’s exactly why i want to be a nurse cause I can handle it

[@Tina06019]

It is a very difficult job. So is nursing.

[@hhgregghhgregg823]

Wound:exists Maggots: It's free real estate

[@xX0D0T0Xx]

sometimes maggots get used as medical treatmend, because they eat the dead tissue. ofcourse if it is too many its not good.

[@poodlescone9700]

The maggots were probably prolonging these people's lives by eating away the necrotizing flesh. Otherwise, these people would have died from gangrene a long time ago.

[@CreativelyDED]

Oh noooo

[@macekreislahomes1690]

Sad. Lesser of two evils in a way. Eather die or suffer until able to get proper medical help. Still dicusting and sad.

[@feraltaco4783]

Beneficial for both parties only if the maggots are sterile.

[@livinglandmine4374]

Hospitals need full hazmat gear and flamethrowers for these situations.

[@DeathByBlue583]

>and flamethrowers I second that

[@scaryspagghetti9569]

And dont forget the potions of -blindness And -healing Both for the doctor

[@JohnnyTromboner]

If you're lucky, you get to use the bottle of peppermint oil

[@feraltaco4783]

Flamethrowers should just be a secondary measure. These docs and nurses should carry a duty belt with bug bombs and hand grenades.

[@swampat4093]

That old lady one sounds like they just listened to her calling for help and waited until the last minute to even check on her...

[@PixieoftheWood]

Yeah, I found that one to be the most upsetting, because it seems like they didn't even give her a medical exam to see if maybe there was a reason she kept calling for help.

[@Starmadien2019]

Yeah places will do that.

[@saammmy7]

Yeah that one made me so angry. She must have been in so much pain because those assholes were too lazy to check on her properly

[@reynhacoezy5510]

Yup . I don’t have any sympathy for those medical staff z

[@birdio9831]

also a really shitty way to die (pun not intended) Like, that's her legacy. sad.

[@JCBassCovers]

You know something smells awful when they use "miasma" to describe it.

[@lilsend100]

Shadowjc32 on some Black Plague level nastiness

[@TimeSurfer206]

There is only one time that word is used...

[@joeyparker7991]

MajorEVEfan implying that it’s a powerful word if it only got used once...

[@ainznewgate1532]

I feel like I need a five hour shower and go through at least 2 bars of soap and a bottle of new shampoo

[@Metroid4ever]

17:40 Tbf, this is why we use maggots in medicine still, because they do great work at removing dead flesh. Granted, not just any ol' run of the mill housefly, for sanitary reasons, but otherwise, yeah. That'll do it.

[@TimeSurfer206]

Exactly! The little beauties eat the dead infected flesh and leave the healthy!

[@Metroid4ever]

@@TimeSurfer206 If I ever had to get that treatment, I'd do it without hesitation. I'd be equally disturbed but intrigued all at once.

[@chocoboasylum]

It's gross but it certainly did wonders for the old guy and his wife

[@SentaiYamaneko]

The only problem I have with maggot therapy is that the wounds that they clean smell so badly. I can look at it just fine, but if I have to smell it, I'm out the door.

[@zackhorker210]

KitKatBlackCat Probably poo pee pee? Literally?

[@Quasihamster]

I put up my most professional voice, saying "Haychemmemmaychemmemm..." Spoken like a true professional.

[@bullets1227]

Roses are red Violets are blue KZbin: Would you like an ad? KZbin: How about two?

[@4manflawlessround426]

😂

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

_laughs in premium_

[@generalgarchomp333]

this being monetized; but vids with a swear word and non 5 year old topics DEMONITIZED!!

[@honeybadgerbee_9737]

:”)

[@voidgaming4042]

2, PFFFT, how about 4

[@karmaamador8397]

I thought I just had swollen tonsils didnt think much was wrong till I went to the hospital my nurse opened my mouth ,excused her self and came back with a group of students one of them looked and said "holy hell what is that" with a look of disgust in her face then about 5 other students started sticking flashlights and popsicle sticks in my mouth gawking at my throat for 2 minutes straight I later found out I had a infected cyst that turned black/blue apprently it was slightly smaller then a golf ball :) good times

[@KM-ld9ln]

peanut butter and death wonder what it looked like though

[@Chris-pp2xb]

Alrighty

[@thenthson]

Rip

[@reev3s]

Username checks out

[@adequatelytrying6568]

So what was your breath like?

[@Prince_Benevolence]

Me: Oh, a reddit story compilation, might as well watch- Video: M A G G O T S

[@flickcentergaming680]

Plus roaches, bits of scalp in purses, and 90% MORE MAGGOTS!!!!!!!

[@SonicsniperV7]

@@flickcentergaming680 Out of everything here I'd rather deal with the maggots. At least maggots are mostly sterile.

[@CreativelyDED]

Your right

[@Brievel]

Was expecting "stuff stuck in butt" stories. Got maggots. 0/10, would not recommend.

[@equarg]

I knew a former prison nurse who had a whole list of things she had to remove from peoples butts. But #1 was removing a preggo model Barbie Doll from a drunk Rodeo Cowboy butt. He shoved it up on a $10 bet, then got in a fight with cops, and no one had a clue it was up there till he casually mentioned it. Due to the law, the doll is evidence and must be kept for 3 years. Yea. They double bagged that sucker in hazard bags! 🤣 He actually wanted the doll back because it was his daughters!

[@Zyk0th]

That's gotta be awkward to explain to her. Girl: Daddy, where's my barbie? Dad: Well, you see...

[@wrexi83]

I choked when read ‘casually mentioned it’ 😂

[@kibstar1]

i realized it was bone as soon as "it wouldnt budge" came up oh my god

[@lsswappedcessna]

I've had my bone exposed (get your mind outta the gutter) during a skeet shooting accident (not cum skeet, get that mind outta the gutter and away from the porn mag), and I'll tell you one thing... That story made me cringe. I remember the feeling of ice pack on bare bone (the same feeling that chills me to the bone every time I think about it), the blood, the confusion. It was not a humerus situation. I remember the turn of events rather well, going flying down the hill in Dad's arms. He was off to a rocky start, but after jumping a pile of gravel like a professional hurdler I now realize the blood games had just begun. Airlifted to the hospital, where I told a nurse, hopefully in a very sarcastic manner, that a skeet was very much not a beaver. After dealing with that damming conversation, I went under for my first of a series of surgeries, where a bunch of old people wearing crocs and comfy clothes cut me open even more open than a faulty 12 gauge shotgun could have, repaired some serious internal damage, deciding my fate as a liver. Thankfully, I don't have a small, green, smelly pouch that secretes yellow, oily and feces-smelling fluid stuck underneath my left armpit. That would've been quite the shitty situation. These puns are tiring, I'm going to bed, hope I don't oversleep for class tomorrow.

[@donnyt599]

Here is a a puppy yo help cope with the horror 🐶

[@AlexBossulica]

thankk i really needed that

[@lazerpie101]

You are a good man. Thanks.

[@tacocat8125]

tank u

[@alexblack7426]

thank you so much 🐢 here's a turtle for u!💚

[@dyszquloyyu7745]

Mind if I just give the puppy and the turtle some help here... 🐥🐥🐤🐣🦊🦊🐱🐭🐹🐰🐈🐩🐑🐇🐁🐁🐀🐀🐿🐇🐇🐿🐕🐕🐏🦔🦔

[@aurorawolfe6060]

I was eating noodles and got to the second story. I could not eat any more noodles.

[@olivander6990]

Are you ok now? Please keep eating noodles because they are delicious 🤤

[@aurorawolfe6060]

@@olivander6990 Yes I'm okay! I clicked another video so I could finish my noodles then came back to watch this video when I was done eating 😆

[@OriginalBreezy]

God bless you that's the best KZbin comment I have read in a year!🤪👍

[@hotmama2336]

i ate faster

[@gram440a]

"How do you like your WORMS!?" "It doesn't work on French fries, it only works on busceti."

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

That story about the old man with a growth went from depressing, to tragic, to gross, to awesome *very* swiftly.

[@hellishotdontbeathot211]

Oh heck yeah time for me to eat chocolate and drink an energy drink while i lay in my bed watching this

[@BigMoistThighs]

Don’t eat during this one bro

[@hellishotdontbeathot211]

@@BigMoistThighs shit too late. The deed was done and it was not pleasing.

[@hellishotdontbeathot211]

@@necrodeuschan9379 r/madladthings

[@sourcherrii1604]

I had a milkshake and a crunchie bar.. It became warm melted chocolate when the old woman gave birth to worms.

[@hellishotdontbeathot211]

@@sourcherrii1604 well fuck. My sandwich is about to turn to puke just remembering that story.

[@itsyaboitonyspagoni0945]

What's up with the ugly face in the backround? Edit: oh wait it's just my reflection

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

its ya boi Tony spagoni 09, I have noticed over the years being a woman. It's always the good looking men that think they are ugly.

[@zeapsin186]

@@noneofyourbusiness302 Nah i'm super ugly

[@sams_enfp]

oof

[@Cherry-kr4rn]

😂😂😂🤭

[@potatobeans9893]

Your beautiful! Don't say that!

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Congratulations, it's worms! Oh, no, wait- wrong hole, my mistake _worm baby_

[@lsswappedcessna]

I could comment the entirety of Pink Floyd's "Waiting for the Worms," but I've already done it and reformatting was a pain in the ass, figuratively. I bet giving birth to a clump of parasites was a literal pain in the ass, and also, just WHY? You aren't supposed to eat RAW or UNDERCOOKED MEAT (except ceviche, which is drenched in a heavy blend of citric acid, onion and jalapeno juice, which kill anything particularly wormy or otherwise not good for you) and UNWASHED PLANTS for THIS VERY REASON!

[@pinkley_9144]

I know a teenage guy who his dad and almost all of his friends refer to as shithead. Why? About ten minutes before he was born, his mother explosively shit all over the room and everyone in it. His dad started calling him shithead, then his friends. The guy actually likes the nickname.

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Amy Pinkley okay, this one is actually pretty funny. Definitely better than the guy nicknamed Zippy because he almost lost his penis after using a zip tie for a cock ring.

[@dimindew]

bean

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

*WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞ WACKY WAVING ARM FLAILING INFLATABLE TUBE MAN*

[@donnyt599]

50

[@newtonstesla9445]

100

[@xkaosxvpx8165]

Dimindew dude how is that funny? Someone having a seizure, psh you should be ashamed of yourself.”

[@MidnightMagnolia]

@@xkaosxvpx8165 cant tell if you're being serious

[@r-robertson-d]

The most positive story here: a bunch of maggots ate someone's tumor and completely got rid of the growth.

[@sawahtb]

I thought it was awesome. Maggots have sometimes been used by surgeons in medieval times for a reason. It was a safe and painless if disgusting fix.

[@mokko759]

All of these stories that describe a smell, I have experienced those fragrances firsthand. Gangrene, putrefaction and pyometra are scents you will never forget and you'll be able to smell a mile away for the rest of your life. They are a weird "oily" scent, as though it has a texture that clings to every scrap of fabric, every hair and every skin cell. It hangs in the air, permeates the paint on the walls, flowers no longer smell lovely, air fresheners only make it worse. Oh, the joys of veterinary work!

[@ponder_s]

So your a vet? If so, do you have any happy stories? My goat died recently and I've been pretty bummed out to say the least

[@mokko759]

@@ponder_s I was veterinarian assistant. How about one that starts bad but ends well? You have to think about this, animals that need to come to the clinic for non-routine reasons are not happy stories. This clinic worked with various rescue groups. One day, a volunteer brought in an approximately 1-2 year old pitbull. This boy was in horrific shape. He was a victim of severe abuse. He was kenneled his whole life and it appeared the only time he ever was taken out was to be beaten. His hips/legs had been broken at one point, never treated and healed poorly so he was unable to run properly or jump. Had a horrific demodex. He was essentially a giant, shambling, smelly, nearly hairless, mangled eared, scab. With a heart of pure fucking gold. While waiting in the lobby, he was staring out the window, wagging his tail, whining a bit. He was watching the kids at the school across the parking lot, wanting to play with them. I saw this dog on and off for months, treatment for the demodex/ skin infections and everything else going on takes time. Nothing could be done for his hips aside from physiotherapy and pain medication as needed. He was always a delight to work with. Calm, gentle, loving any and all attention he could get. Despite everything that happened to him, he was such a forgiving and silly dog. His foster mom worried about finding him a forever home, most people don't want such an obviously "damaged" dog whose medical bills will get costly as he ages (Those hips will be doing him no favours as an old dog) The last time I saw him was with his forever family. A lovely family with two kids he adored and they adored him, even though he will never be able to run with them. They loved him for exactly who he was, scars, damage, smelly, scabby skin and all.

[@ponder_s]

Thank you, it means a lot you would go out of your way to type that all out for someone who you've never even met. I'm glad he found a forever home, so many animals like him have to put down, he's a lucky pup

[@mokko759]

@@ponder_s No trouble, really. You asked nicely and I had the time. I've got another Starts-Bad-But-Ends-Well story. One of my clients came in crying, asking us if she could hang up a lost dog poster in the office. Somebody had broken into her yard to steal her beloved pittie, Berta. Pits and other bullies are very popular here and anybody selling pittie pups can make a fortune. Berta was not spayed. I helped her call around to other clinics, city by-law, humane society, rescues etc. looking for Berta. Nothing. Six weeks goes by and I get a call in the office from a peace officer in a nearby city, calling about an at-large dog with our clinic's rabies tag. I ran the numbers, it was BERTA! The asshole that stole her was too stupid to remove her old tags and when Berta got loose and was picked up by peace officers, we were able to positively identify her. I contacted her mum, letting her know that the peace officer was bringing Berta to the clinic. She made it to the clinic before the officer and she straight up ugly-cried when she saw her baby girl Berta toddle through the door. It was a good day.

[@krdiaz8026]

Thanks for the stories. I'll hug my dog now.

[@jeggredbaenre2191]

Yuck! All theese maggot storries. However the tiny beasts are the only thing between those PTs and a severe sepsis.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Maggots are awesome. This has literally shifted my opinion on maggots. Sure, I wouldn't normally want them near me, but if it was life or death, and I had a choice between a potentially dangerous day-long surgery that could kill me just to remove a superficial abscess, or a completely natural and near painless process driven by, as ZeFrank would say, "little fly bebehs," I think I'd choose to give the bebeh flies a two hundred course meal, where they will prevent MRSA (though Pseudomonas would kill THEM as well as probably killing me) and the nurses can bandage in a way where I don't even see or feel the little yellow buggers going to town.

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

Jeggred Baenre god I can’t STAND the thought of maggots eating me I would rather die

[@jeggredbaenre2191]

@@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX Dying is one of the few remaining options then ;)

[@SentaiYamaneko]

Maggots are pretty useful medically. Some hospitals use special Medical Maggots for wound debridement. They eat the dead flesh, disinfect the wound, and promote the growth of new flesh. Really, the only problem I have with maggot therapy is that the wounds that they clean usually smell absolutely horrible. I can look at it just fine, but if I have to smell it, I'm out of there.

[@gnarthdarkanen7464]

@@SentaiYamaneko Yeah, that's my problem, too... Over-sensitive in the olfactory area. I can handle people screaming and writhing around. I can handle a hundred colors of blood, pus, shit, piss... even cerebral fluid drizzling out of places it shouldn't be... The mangled flesh never did more than surprise me a bit... BUT the god damn smell... JeeeEEEEeeezusss... If it smells bad enough, I'm GOING to hurl. There's a few up here that would let you know what I had for breakfast sometime LAST WEEK! ;o)

[@phoenixc8328]

i was so close to vomming then the doll feet story really caught me off guard it was definitely a needed break though

[@saammmy7]

yeah I thought it was gonna be some fucked up child abuse like the mom made her wear tiny shoes 24/7 so her feet would stay tiny and cute or something. Actually snorted out loud when they revealed it was a doll

[@wiiidgeon7624]

If this is the kinda stuff that people see on living people, maybe I shouldn't go into forensics...

[@tychogoedhart286]

Well at least there's a smaller chance of it being sprayed onto you

[@wiiidgeon7624]

@@tychogoedhart286 Yeah, but there's a higher chance of dealing with maggots

[@snakefever3979]

Ehh most of the time when working as an ME you just get older folks from the nursing homes/hospitals. Most corpses are relatively fresh. Not to say, you won't get maggots, but that is probably the least of your worries. Obese people, bloaters, and bad decomp cases are what we should really fear 🤮

[@milkpuckkiwi]

it depends on what part of forensics you go into. forensic anthropology can actually have a higher chance of seeing gross things and possibly having it spray onto you because you see more extensive decomp cases. In my personal experience, forensic chemistry/bio/ME don't see these things as much.

[@fishlady7930]

Have to agree with Snake Fever and Eren Eiswirth, just depends on the field and where you work. I was told I would be a good ME for none of this bothers me after all the things I have seen and smelled which includes a dead body, a day to never forget.

[@Corvidika]

One time I was drawing with a pencil, flipped it to erase but my chair was like 'lol no child you die' and I fell backwards... Well, the pencil went up my nose (it could have been very dangerous if it had gone any farther, as it would have been close to my brain) and blood began to pour like a river. My poor dad, I ran past him straight to my mom XD We rushed to the ER and it turns out I just hit a vein ; 3;....

[@humdrumbellsongs9083]

holy CHRIST your story actually made me grimace almost more than the video did! hope you recovered well jfc

[@gidster192]

Wait 60 worms? 60 FuCkInG WoRmS?! Like HOW???!! How was it not 69?!

[@blackberry1852]

Lol

[@iscopeurmum2094]

or 420

[@iscopeurmum2094]

Oh yeah I forgot, Nice

[@twr4555]

Gidster1 nice

[@Gg54051]

Gidster1 nice

[@ashleydailey7844]

“That’s not a seizure , that’s a tantrum” lmao

[@combo9571]

I’ve watched hundreds of these videos and this has to be worst than all of them (grossness wise)

[@halosaskew6001]

Try the worst thing you experienced during sex. I watched this one just fine The sex one had me gagging.

[@racheyrach_rach3548]

I used to work on a gynaecology ward. Have many, many gross stories but one that sticks in my mind is a elderly lady that came up from A+E. Turns out this 70ish year old and her husband decided to get freaky and wanted to experiment in the bedroom which sadly, made a turn for the worse. Our poor doctor ended up pulling out a CHRISTMAS BAUBLE from this woman's vagina. The look on the Docs face after giving this elderly couple safe sex advice was priceless!

[@saturnhaswings3617]

2:46 at this story I was like, "ooo glass that's gotta hurt....wait that's a bone isn't it? Yep yep that's definitely a bone."

[@Swordkirby9999]

These Reddit channels now seem to be re-using each others content. I've seen the exact same stories form a different channel that I was just listening to an hour or two ago. (I believe it was Toad Films, but what with all these Reddit videos being the exact same format and style, it's very hard to tell.) These have made great background noise while drawing or doing mundane tasks, but it turns out I have been letting Autoplay surf though at least 5 different channels to continue listening to these Reddit videos

[@Jackietubepro]

Planet i Studios if you are watching r/askreddit then don't be surprised

[@lsswappedcessna]

Yeah, I listen to these when building on From the Depths or while just doing other shit because there are some entertaining stories that get buried in all the other REEEEEEdit bullshit that I'm too lazy to dig through, alongside listening to music. Occasionally, I break out the vinyls and play/do homework with the radio turned up loud enough that I can hear it through my headphones, but KZbin is easier because when an ad comes on, I have to get up and change the channel, or when a record is done I have to flip it over. I even commented the entirety of Pink Floyd's "Waiting for the Worms" lyrics on a meme comment about ass parasite birth lady. Man, The Wall is such a great album.

[@stealthlock6634]

I like how the guy dealing with infected leg dressings kept reacting to what he knew was gonna be awful by the guy’s attitude with, “Great. Awesome. Delicious.” Just utter, deadpan sarcasm. When you’re not squeamish but something shows up to say “are you sure?” that’s pretty much my reaction too. Like, “Oh, fantastic. Marvelous. Let’s go. Let’s do this torture.”

[@theycallmerainy2010]

majority of this seems to be worms and maggots

[@eglegrineviciene6657]

*disgustang*

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@eglegrineviciene6657 Disgustang is what we call a Mustang that has hit horse shit left on the road by the Amish.

[@thesarcasticdruid2702]

Welp eating general tsos and rice while listening to the maggot story 👌👌👌👌👌

[@strudeldraws6480]

which one lmao

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@strudeldraws6480 I was about to say

[@edi9892]

The funniest story I've heard in this context was a woman with an infection in her vagina. The doctor spotted some plastic part lodged deep inside causing the inflammation. However, he found out that his pliars were not good enough to remove it. He then tried to do it manually! She screamed as he struggled to insert his huge hand. I really wonder why the F, no-one forced a nurse to do it with her small hands instead.

[@TheMusesOrg]

What was the plastic though?

[@edi9892]

@@TheMusesOrg I´m not sure. Maybe a part of a diaphragm, or a condom? That´s assuming that she belonged to the rather reasonable subspecies of homo sapiens and not the kinky one that tries to hump whatever can´t run faster... (seriously, vegetables, a bundle of candles, 1.5L bottle, barbie dolls, inflatable balls, sharp objects, weapons, small animals and even poles from roadsides and many other things found their way in more than one vagina... I´ve never seen anything like that personally, but I did see a woman that revealed her pussy to me in public, though I wasn´t impressed)

[@alisongrace4334]

Not all doctors are men, not all nurses are women!

[@edi9892]

@@alisongrace4334 I know, but chances are that doctors are men and nurses women...

[@theycallmerainy2010]

edi hospitals (in my area at least) are majorly male nurses and female doctors

[@garfieldlechat180]

Why did this pop up in my recommended? And why, oh why did i think it would be a good idea to watch it?

[@rigbyfin]

Worked in a hospital in metro Atlanta. We had a town drunk called Hubert. One day Hubert came in with abdominal pain and an extended abdoman. Upon exam it looked like he had toilet paper sticking out of his rectum. Upon further investigation, it was a piece of material. The doctor started pulling on it and it kept coming, and coming and coming. He pulled an entire bed sheet out of his rectum. When asked why it was there he said "I had diarrhea"

[@alexandraselesi]

WHY DID I DECIDE TO WATCH THIS WHILE EATING. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

[@SentaiYamaneko]

Vet tech here. I was helping to cut the hair of a dog who'd been hit by a car so that the vet could get a better look at the injury. Something smelled absolutely horrible when we were doing it. Then I spotted maggots crawling around in the matted fur. I had to leave the room for a bit because it smelt so bad. Don't get me wrong; maggots are quite useful medically. There are a few hospitals that use Medical Maggots for debridement, eating all of the dead flesh to make room for healthy new flesh to grow in, stimulating the growth of the new flesh, and cleaning out any infections. It's gross-looking, but quite effective. The only problem I have is the horrible smell.

[@czarpeppers6250]

Huh, maggots probably saved that guy's life.

[@ashurean]

Maggot therapy is a real treatment that has given people a significantly higher chance of retaining substantial portions of severely necrosed body parts.

[@Scarletraven87]

Third story with maggots. That's enough. Something like 5 years have passed and I still remember that zombie porcupine walking by my front door with maggots in the back of its trimmed head. And it wasn't even human.

[@solanine9205]

Is nobody going to mention the oddly satisfying (in a way that relates to the end result) and relieving story of that guy's facial growth that was eaten off by maggots and effectively removed?

[@kels2129]

I pretty good with anything that comes out of my body unless it’s from someone else then I puke. Blood from me, okay clean it up, I’m good. Blood from someone else, pukes.

[@atricewarner5705]

“Nailed it.” I died.

[@vaehh.5539]

That last story must have been so bad. I know a girl who has bad luck sometimes, and blames it on herself. I hope they know that just because their first patient was not in full health stats, it does neither discredit you, or makes you guilty.

[@Cam15100]

This video is a very quick way to ensure you will not be hungry after watching. I was thinking about lunch before I clicked it. I’m not hungry anymore.

[@llamasugar5478]

I’m a substitute teacher/paraprofessional and work with some severely multiply impaired students who need to have their briefs changed a couple times daily. Sometimes, depending on their diet, the smells can be daunting. For Christmas a couple years back, I gave the parapros in the classes jars of Vick’s Vapo-Rub and boxes of cotton swabs. If you swipe a blob of Vick’s across the front of your nose, it really makes smells more tolerable. This was especially appreciated by a pregnant parapro, who found that her sense of smell had gotten stronger while her “stomach” had gotten weaker!

[@jacobkohr7243]

3 minutes in and I almost needed a turn at the sink myself.

[@clover-il7tf]

Fav doctor show is the good doctor :)

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

i have mirror touch synestesia this is making me feel close to passing out

[@Gg54051]

Vincent Gonzalez i have synestesia but i’m not sure what you mean, care to explain??

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@Gg54051 Mirror touch is like avatar, but with my eyeballs i see someone or have an otherwise strong comprehension, of the structure of whats occuring -it feels I can feel the diffrence between the shape of the nerve endings/external structure on my body compared to other people, its almost like being inside a tent anything with nails or teeth it horrifying and the thing that had me weak was the pliers guy and his boned wife im going to do some testing on myself to better understand and relate this information to others essentially i have a library of sensations that my brain draws upon, one of the strongest ones is with cold fluids, rain. now i diddnt know that this wasn't part of everyone's human experience and it was mortifying to see people respong to life and people the way they do one of the most intense times was when i saw a man in a leather jacket and gloves and jeans have a scooter accident where the vehicle stopped and he rolled with his palms outward and when the officer pulled him to the curb he took the gloves off him and his palms were bloody and my palms burned from the pain of the skin being scrached in that way on him when people have tounge peircings it makes me gag a bit and an "improved way" for me to comprehend tounge peircings is for me to think of it as a bamboo skewer that goes through the bottom of the neck upwards through the tounge. its like the wireframe of the body and the occurrences that are experenced by it

[@seand.g423]

So... stupid question, but, you mean Cameron, or Last Airbender?

[@VincentGonzalezVeg]

@@seand.g423 the one with the blue people. its not stupid i need to clarify more often the concept i was trying to capture in your mind was, placing a Consciousness in a body foreign to it's " normal" state of being If you want to follow up learning about this you can always find me under the moniker "The Living Void" im on reddit and a bunch of other social media one of my main priorities of life is to study what could be called "reality"

[@seand.g423]

@@VincentGonzalezVeg fan or Smurf-joker, if you don't mind me asking?

[@PixieoftheWood]

The story at 17:45 made me so happy. I didn't even care how gross it was. I didn't care that it only happened because a fly laid eggs on his face. Because of the fly, the man could see again, and that was wonderful.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

So many maggot stories. The problem is, people think maggots only eat dead flesh, but they're wrong. Flies jump on anything deemed "tasty" to them, then lay eggs as their young will deem it tasty too. The maggots spawn then will eat whatever they find, including living flesh. In fact, World War soldiers had a nasty habit of having wounds patched up with maggots inside, which would then rupture and spew their wiggling content. I even had a cat living around my place that got eaten alive by maggots. Had bullet hole sized gaps in its chest when I saw it. I already hated flies before, but this solidified it.

[@buggy9124]

True extreme sport: Watching this while eating.

[@JuliusCaesar2005]

I'd like to see the gore of being a doctor, though I'm pretty sensitive to smells sometimes so I don't think I could do it if the smells are as bad as these people put it. Also, how can a human(excluding the homeless people who can't take care of themselves properly) let a wound get so bad that maggots live in it?

[@sketchtastrophe2591]

That "Absolutely delicious" moment slayed me xD

[@titanjakob1056]

My friends father he had one patient who had a memory stick stick up his rectum so as a sane person would ask “why do you have a memory stick up your butt” he then replied “ I got scared that my parents would find my porn stash” that must’ve one really awkward conversation afterwords

[@imbackofthepack]

😂

[@AAANIMEFREAK]

The one with the guy with the growth on his face was a happy ending tho almost made me jump for joy

[@scarletpanther2513]

Why am I eating while watching this why am i eating while watching this. I'm eating noodles too, which is worse whenever the word " maggot" ends up in the story

[@sharonayers5650]

I love the Pope dog at the end 💕 Lightened up the mood !!

[@Xantho6749]

now i am kind of rethinking my future choice career of a vet..

[@Mamda07]

The doll feet story was a nice reprieve. Thank you very much for that.

[@charge8039]

Pro tip: DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO WHILE EATING DINNER!!!! It does not end well.

[@Carbon2861996]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. The nurse, I mean.

[@yque4733]

I WAS the patient with a Bartholin gland infection. The pain is SO bad that I didn't care how many people knew at the ER. The infection was so bad that the attending ER dr had to call a OBGYN to make the incisions to drain because he didn't feel capable of continuing to cut.

[@ettinakitten5047]

Homelessness is so sad. I don't get how we can call ourselves a civilized society and force people to live like that. And the solution is so easy - just give people homes! Every time it's actually been tried, it has worked wonders for the majority of homeless people in that jurisdiction.

[@KelpLorax]

Emergency services member here. I thankfully haven't seen anything in person, but while at weekly training out of the blue they showed zoomed-in photos of a partially amputated foot that we were meant to study and figure out how to bandage. It's safe to say I was glad I didn't eat before going.

[@gabes_0555]

i shouldn't have watched this while eating

[@hollanderson]

"My nurse came back and promptly went out again" hahaha xd

[@nickmedadd]

am I weird? I am eating while watching this.

[@Alpha_Goose]

Your not weird, you must be a damn god

[@karmaamador8397]

Eating some rice pudding, hearing the maggot and puss storys, continue eating my rice pudding

[@iscopeurmum2094]

@@karmaamador8397 encrusted feces, eating chocolate

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Oh man, I've done the same thing before, with videos like this lmaoa

[@StaticRainstorm]

I just sat here eating throughout this entire video. Either I have a true iron stomach or I’ve just been around the internet too long

[@megangibbs9737]

I was just thinking about making me a Hot Pocket after watching this. I had one a little bit ago and I am still hungry. Think I have heard too many of these stories.

[@sadalien9049]

For anyone who wants to look at a weird/gross skin condition, Hidradenitis Suppurativa. (I know because I have it)

[@hungting3468]

1:45 you know a story's about to be nasty when it starts with Alabama

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

That wasn't Alabama specific though, it could've happened to anyone.

[@pyroanimus]

and thats why most doctors wear facemasks XD

[@LazyCatIsFat]

That one story where the OP found a chunk of the patient's dead husband's scalp made me audibly gasp.

[@kimha545]

shouldn't have read this while eating

[@micheletravis9057]

When I first started nursing, there was a young man, who had surgery and had trouble moving. I had to give him a full bath. After that, other nurses were laughing at me. Because, he was actually able to walk, take a shower ( by himself). And was going to drive himself home, later that day.

[@Viciousichi]

If animals were in this condition we would put them down!! wow! but yeah kids keep trying heroin lol

[@tamableeevee6039]

No, if there is a chance of survival and quality of life we would try to save them first

[@addyturner7546]

That last maggot one really got me. Worst part is I took a big sip of Pepsi... I will never drink Pepsi ever again.

[@marisael-irtaimeh6476]

Coca-Cola ❣️

[@mel_0642]

This one was by FAR the MOST GROSS video I have ever watched!

[@ShadowNinetales]

Holy shit, I got 3 stories in before thinking "This is actually really gross and I shouldn't watch it"...props to all of you with stronger stomachs than me lol

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

Somehow I got through the whole thing😫

[@devkrishnamoorthy3526]

First

[@ThatWolficorn]

Congratulations! :D

[@robertgirtakovskis1670]

Noice

[@timesnowyt4518]

2:59 I actually gasped and covered my mouth even before the comment.

[@ashsworld9990]

I wanted to be a doctor when I was younger but radio tts has changed my mind completely

[@epizzle9232]

That first one made me shudder and get goosebumps!

[@shizukagozen777]

I swear, medical horror stories are the best !

[@phs125]

Doctor here. During my internship, I'm surgery postings, we had a patient who was admitted since 1 year. He had diabetic foot, and it had spread too much. By the time my postings started, he already had a below knee amputation and on my first dressing day, noticed pus above the amputation site. Next week, he had a above knee amputation. For the entirety of next Month, We had to clean it and do dressing every single day. We did frequent culture of his pus and found out he had pseudomonas infection this time(which is very hard to treat) Before my one month internship finished, he got a bedsore on his back, which couldn't be cured with ordinary Rx. So me and my Pg opened Everything up and connected his amputation wound with his bedsore. Our theory was right. The infection in his knee amputation site had spread through his thigh and reaches his lumbar region. My internship was over a week after that. That guy died after 2 months because infection spread to his peritoneum.

[@voltech1212]

Reading the comments to make me feel better.

[@strangeandinteresting]

I put on these videos when I work, and man, keeping a straight face through this was *hard.*

[@vanguardangel6912]

There’s a reason my mom (a nurse) forbid me and my sister from pursuing medicine unless it was truly our passion. (It’s not. I’m an artist and getting my degree for graphic design and my sister has a passion for teaching. Still get triggered when I hear about patient/child/elder abuse though)

[@synkronity6738]

This makes me want to wear a hazmat suit whenever i get too close to either bugs (just watched the "Exterminators, what is your 'were gonna need a bigger boat' moment") or too close to someone sick... Time to get the bubble out

[@danielm.595]

Normally I have a strong resistance to gross things, I've seen the whole Ash vs Evil Dead without gagging, but there were some moments in this video that I struggled to not puke.

[@The_King_of_Chefs]

"We shared the sink" I couldn't fucking breathe

[@andidreyes5323]

My 4th surgery was an emergency surgery. After all the things that have happened to me I somehow managed to convince the radiologist technician who was taking me back to my ED room how bad the damage was? He actually told me with this truly shocked expression 'You look like a bomb exploded inside of you.' If this was a lie, I think they would have put me off for a few hours but I was the first surgery literally 3 hours later. A general surgeon, a gynecological surgeon, and a biliary surgeon showed up to remove body parts. And I woke up to a gastroenterologist surgeon who told me that I had Crohn's.