Uprooted Ep. 3 | We Need a Montage | Funny D&D Mini Campaign

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[@drzibs]

i feel like if you threw a blanket over bitsy’s head she would immediately fall asleep like how conservationists relocate birds

[@Zeenomoth_Gzxpho]

That would be hilarious 😂

[@b1rd505]

The way I screamed after reading this comment 😂. Probably added +5 years to my life after that laugh. Thank you.

[@moshigal156]

This is canon now, I don’t care what anyone else says lmao

[@sikka6440]

That's so cute 😭

[@spencerwinslow1309]

"Oh shit is is night time already? Well, g'night!"

[@TheChaosOrganization]

Booker having to fight back the insanity every few seconds is giving me life.

[@callmefox630]

Everyone else is rolling initiative meanwhile booker is rolling will saves, trying to fight off the Various Traumatic experiences he picked up on the adventures.

[@CamRex10]

Okay everyone let’s fight these guys! Meanwhile Booker: THE VOICES, THE VOICES!

[@huffenstein4116]

Frothing at the mouth holding back the voices

[@Dragcat_Zzz]

Except when money is involved

[@gregoryoverman8071]

Torbek to the straight man, props to Andy.

[@rosathorne3195]

I love how canonically Bitsy has no idea lemon juice comes from lemons but knows that lemonade comes from lemons 😂

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

Well duh lemon juice does not come from lemons lemonade does

[@jemitysfilms]

@@Jackson-kn5hf Where does lemon juice come from?

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

@@jemitysfilms lemonade

[@jemitysfilms]

@@Jackson-kn5hf I see.

[@AnnoyingSquib]

I admit. I'm slightly disappointed that Mikey would mention that an opossum is among the corpses and they didn't do a bit where it sits up screaming once Bitsy pokes it because it was playing dead.

[@Aaspen0]

This would be HILARIOUS

[@kevingluys3063]

That's what I expected too

[@PorkTampon]

You can poke them alot and they will only play deader.

[@taimasplash]

I expected it to be the one that kept asking Bitsy about what's under her house

[@darthchalupa2485]

Booker earlier: I'd prefer to this ends with no bodies and us getting 5,000 gold Booker when he didn't get the 5,000 gold: I am going to burn this entire clearing to the ground!

[@Dragcat_Zzz]

As he should

[@welcometochiles6156]

It ended in bodies and 500 gold, he gets to be mad says I

[@beauwalker9820]

1:15:00 I love when his reaction to the rabbit kid.

[@leviqueen1504]

He said he "preferred" just getting the money; they forced his paw by messing with his money.

[@cobaltcresent]

​@@welcometochiles6156before taxes

[@willbowling3009]

"Before taxes......." BEFORE TA- TAXES!?!?!!?? I think Booker just went rabid cuz that was some bullshit from that ram😂

[@diondotyx7015]

That part got too real lol

[@reddragonlegacy]

Even Booker knows "Taxation is Theft" 😂

[@callmefox630]

40 minutes in, and Bitsy is Commiting Hannibal Lector style arts and crafts, and volunteers to stab Grumley. All while Booker is going to have the most nightmarish day after his life after another.

[@l.francesca4780]

I love that Booker is a conman but so far he's got the biggest heart. Everyone else is thinking of Shenanigans and poor Booker is like "BUT THE CONSEQUENCES! I WANNA SCAM PEOPLE, NOT MURDER THEM!"

[@yosefzanerva806]

🐻"Do you have Lemonade?" 🦝"Not on me. No." 🐻"Oh."(sad) 🦝"But maybe we can bring you some back!" 🐻"Oh!"(happy) 🦝"Don't get your hopes up." 🐻"Oh."(sad) 🐭"I got a lemon right here!" 🐻"Oh!"(happy) Had me rolling!😂😂

[@justme-et3sr]

Fucking love the use of emojis here

[@ffobsession]

Is there a time stamp?? I listen to these at work but end up missing a lot of the bits 😢

[@yosefzanerva806]

​@@ffobsessionFound it! 35:08

[@ffobsession]

@@yosefzanerva806 thank you!!!!

[@stoneyJutsu]

Bitsy's arts and craft skills are horrifically hilarious. I'd expect nothing less from a sweet violent little mouse

[@Wintertoes]

I love these three so much. Booker kills it as the horrified straight man in this mess, Grumley is the best damn knight I've ever seen, I would die for him, and Bitsy is the best character I've ever seen in anything ever. Horrifying and hilarious.

[@blakewhite3131]

This episode could be called Booker and the terrible horrible no good very bad day

[@mushlii]

Booker having a crisis and being on the verge of a mental breakdown every 10 minutes is hilarious

[@spencerwinslow1309]

Grumley is an EXCELLENT knight! Brave and noble! Ready to square up for his friends. That's what knighthood is about.

[@YourLordAnon]

I love that Grumley doesn't have two thoughts about getting beat up to make the story more convincing. Zero hesitation, he almost sounds excited

[@jriddleeleven]

My headcanon is grumley is just Gricko shapeshifted into a pug. I know the two are brothers but sometimes when he talks I just hear Gricko lol

[@A-Microwave]

@@jriddleeleven the accent sounds different to me

[@Arissiah]

​@@A-Microwave I think Grumley sounds a bit more gruff than Gricko

[@Skelington]

I love the image of Bitsy harassing a peaceful family in the middle of the restaurant, insulting them for their eating habits then being drag away by Booker and Grumley before she commits a murder.

[@brianstryker4536]

Seconds? Really?

[@mr.hartwood7121]

Andy pulling a banjo out of absolutely nowhere gives me infinite joy. I love this content and the colossal amount of nonsense chaos that flashes into heartwrending soul-destroying grief on the flip of a coin. I can't wait for Uprooted to Witchlight 41 me

[@tenma8797]

I love that Andy played the banjo 🪕 it really brought the immersion to another level.

[@vampirelogan]

Yeah, me too! I had no idea. When I heard it, I looked up and saw him playing and was impressed!

[@MyCabbages8]

Andy is making it SO HARD for me to NOT hav3 a crush jeeeeeez!!!

[@Waltuwe]

What in the random banjo lmfao I love how Andy just like nonchalantly pulled it out and started playing. I've always been a fan of the banjo lmfao

[@blakewhite3131]

I think watching wander over yonder as a kid was what engrained a love of banjos in me, and I got so excited when Andy brought it out

[@kaydenwalker3696]

It was a banjo moment

[@mushlii]

When I first started watching I really thought Booker was gonna be the heartless character who is willing to harm others at his expense and was pleasantly surprised to see that this guy has a lot more morals than the rest of the group and is basically a walking ball of anxiety lol. He still is willing to steal from others for his own gain but he doesn’t want to hurt people or fight as a first resort. I just love the character so much Also Andy playing the Banjo is such an in character thing for him

[@MrSilvaflux]

"bye big fucker!" bitsy makes me fucking scream every episode

[@callmefox630]

Bitsy is a National Treasure. Possibly a National Terror too after the "Arts & Crafts" incident though...

[@beauwalker9820]

That caught me really off guard when I heard it. 1:59:13 What makes it funnier is I think she wasn't insulting him, she genuinely mispronounced Big Clucker's name in her usual oblivious manner.

[@AdhdGamerDadPro]

*bitsy stands covered in cold stew waiting to be cleaned by Benji the bear for like an hour* Benji: I like stew. Bitsy *being cleaned* FUCKING FINALLY.

[@Max-ek4dn]

I love how, in pretending to have fought a bear, grumley got messed up just as bad as if they did it fr

[@bluejjboy]

"why did you volunteer to DO that?!" -Booker

[@miss.dannitiger]

😂😂😂

[@TheRikxy]

"This isn't valium at all, this is diazepam!" Underappreciated Bitsy gag thankyou Derek 😅

[@bryanemilius1606]

Someone watched emisis blue

[@kat62912]

the town crier drives an ambulance into a light post and dies instantly

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Good to know Mikey is as chaotic a DM as he is a player.

[@leviqueen1504]

"How typical of duck is a stock?" Thats absolutely unhinged behavior from the dm and im loving it

[@Vitharasdfg]

Didn't expect Bitsy to be a psychopath, thought she was just weird and random

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

I guess this is what happens when the responsibile player (Derek) doesn't have to be the responsible player.

[@MemoristCed]

None of these guys is ever what we expect, let's be honest.

[@99xplord]

​@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainmentis Derek the responsible one? He's kinda a chaos goblin.

[@BigGrabowski]

@@99xplord I'd say Andy and Derek toss it up between being The Group Dad both as DMs and players, for reining in the shenanigans when trying to move things forward. But they'll certainly add to the chaos in the meantime.

[@YuniqueCarandang]

I love how before the fire incident Booker is very confident and collected and knows how to lead without panicking but as soon as the fire accident happened becomes paranoid and traumatized

[@DrErikNefarious]

I love that this insanity goes down with constant banjo music in the background

[@pandaheart7584]

"It's so fun playing an idiot" - Derek

[@beauwalker9820]

Coincidentally, I was at that exact moment the moment I read your comment. 2:00:25

[@radadic]

​@@beauwalker9820 Yeah me too, what the heck is going on?

[@dudemcfurgusson7179]

As someone who plays a character that is straight up an idiot, I feel this in my bones.

[@deathisnear6702]

The image of a pug going up against a bear to save his racoon buddy is awesome 😂

[@jessicadurn276]

I loved Andy as Torbek, but now seeing him in the limelight as a character, I have a whole new level of respect for his acting/improv abilities!

[@bleu.cheeese3]

Booker going batshit over the kid calling him crazy made me SCREAM i saw it happening so clearly 😭😭😭 i love you guys so much LMAOO

[@dancortese7960]

"Well we need you to cook the tastiest meal for a very important person. To prepare, drink this hothot coffee and destroy your pallet."

[@Aaspen0]

Im genuinely so impressed with this episode, the fact Andy pulled out a banjo and actually started playing it shocked me. Also this episode is just so fucking hilarious

[@lunamoor1647]

I feel Bitsy would wait for a stop sign to change

[@vaylonkenadell]

34:02 Ahhh! Derek figured it out! He realized a way he could get Bitsy to say helpful things and still have her be chaotic stupid! Wonderful to see. And should have called the store Big Mother Clucker's.

[@user-ok4pk2mp3e]

The scene where Grumly gets cut reminded me of a quote from edge of midnight, "I somehow missed a stationary horse that wants to die." Not sure if I quoted that right.

[@Mtyugi]

Legit just spit all over myself 1:18:25 "I'LL TURN YOU INTO SOUP!" Was not expecting that from Bitsy and it was amazing hahaha

[@andronixbegayaf]

"There are always more peasants for you to steal from, always keep that in mind"

[@SkintagFace]

Forever grateful they gave this campaign to us plebes on YT, thank you 🙏🏻

[@ArtundertheSun1]

Came for Bitsy, stayed for Pugsly

[@tenma8797]

The true knight in shining armor we love.

[@Eat_Donuts]

I agree with this emoji 🥚

[@Kakuretaka]

He let it slide once. His name is Grumley a PUG Knight

[@Kaigai-Kawaii-Mai]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who immediately caught that Benji + Keziah was a nod to Banjo Kazooie??? 😭 Benji (bear) Keziah (red bird, friend of Benji) Benji referring to the honeycomb as “dollars” and the honey comb is life points in Banjo Kazooie…

[@ConfusingZark-hj5bt]

You son of a b! I didn't catch it!

[@maricelragasajo9681]

i love how booker is the one being paranoid when grumley is literally stabbed by a herbalist in the liver

[@williamdeweese6134]

I was waiting for big clucker's general store to be run by the chicken that ran away with Nestors heart

[@beauwalker9820]

I hope these parts get an animation where Booker finally loses it. 1:13:41 1:15:02 Maybe Big Clucker's store too, especially Bitsy's bit.

[@ricardoweber5744]

"AFTER TAXES" I think we can all agree this was more terrifying than the bear-barian

[@raeyth_]

That many taxes is deserving of a winning ghost story.

[@A-Microwave]

bar-bearian?

[@bookishnewt8468]

Booker is not having a good day 😂 Only got a fraction of the reward money and ends up spending it all for the plan

[@Im_Duckie]

Nestor, in my imagination, is a weird amalgamation of the drunken goose, Uncle Waldo, from the Aristocats and Chuckles the clown haha

[@joshualopez8690]

To me he’s a mix of chuckles and choose goose from adventure time

[@Im_Duckie]

@@joshualopez8690 Unfortunately, I didn't watch Adventure Time lol BUT I did look him up and I could see it. However, I don't believe that Nestor has his s*** together enough to speak almost exclusively in rhymes haha

[@cryptid_syd]

UNCLE WALDO!! that’s exactly who he reminds me of too omfg

[@cyanchaos4490]

Wait, andy is legit playing banjo!!

[@okoRobo]

Right!!!

[@petermchugh3829]

"I'm good at crafts!" ...such an innocent sentence once upon a time...

[@theelectro6812]

It was innocent once upon a witch light hour

[@oren1305]

I love that Bitsey has so much confidence, it's classic village idiot characterization and I'm here for it. "I'm real fast!"

[@Lovethrust]

I kinda hope that Peggy truly turns out to be the creator of their universe, like it's the whole ''crazy person thinks they're god'' trope but instead they actually ARE god. They could spin that in many ways and i think that it'd be pretty funny.

[@shilohmagic7173]

-dungeon master swap-

[@TheeOK1]

_Homestuck intensifies_

[@halvarianknight4477]

"Caboose is god!?! Well shit!"

[@morelock177]

​@@shilohmagic7173she sucks though

[@DukeJack-d4v]

@@morelock177 get sterilized it’s not too late

[@foreverbarbie9490]

Bisty is like an old lady with dementia 😂❤ so innocent.

[@beauwalker9820]

Maybe she is, or she could be young and weird.

[@Saf_Ibn_Sayyad_Bacon]

Shes both

[@salsaroja9740]

Bitsy enthusiastically volunteering to maim Grumley with the bear tooth

[@nenya9674]

The mental image of mashing life tarantulas will forever live on in my nightmares. Bravo👏

[@c.g.mgaming7158]

Bitsy has two brain cells that are both fighting for third place. 😂

[@Hyzen1234]

And losing

[@cordeliathedm]

Bitsy was home schooled by herself, I'm convinced 😅

[@waterwater8911]

The fact that they have the same voices makes me think that Chuckles is just what Nestor from a darker timeline

[@feathered_turtle]

bitsy squeezed the lemon to get lemon juice out of it! character development! off-screen character development, though… probably.

[@Jackson-kn5hf]

What no, it was lemonade

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Im listening to this while i work night shift. I cant not picture nestor as a space clown.

[@raeyth_]

My thoughts exactly

[@PooBrainBatman]

Nestor sounds more like Juice Goose to me.

[@RoxxtarRawrXD]

Most of the voices Mikey does have a hint of chuckles hidden in them. Even the bear.

[@yvaincallipso84]

I really hope Inspector Jarvis begins a Javert like obsession to find the criminal mastermind Pug who commanded an army or organized criminals and brilliantly outwitted him in the most humiliating defeat of his life.

[@ricardoweber5744]

me noticing Hazel and Peggy missing, also me : "What did Bitsy do to them?...." (Horror music chime)

[@beauwalker9820]

They disagreed about lemons, and lemon juice.

[@charliewilliford5254]

Well yeah, they were talking about how you get one from the other, and once you get it, the other ceases to exist. I don’t know about you, but if you squeezed a lemon and lemon juice came out, I just wouldn’t believe it!

[@kaydenwalker3696]

What actually happened though

[@blternative]

​@@kaydenwalker3696I guess they just couldn't make it, Mikey said both of them ran when the guards came and got arrested on the other side of the forest so their prison break got expanded past the fox girl and her friends

[@kaydenwalker3696]

@@blternative yeah, probably

[@The_Square_Guard]

BOOKER WAS FIGHTING DEMONS WITH THIS ONE!!💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️🔥🗣️

[@cheeseperson3878]

"I'LL TURN U INTO SOUP!!!! " new favorite line from bitsy will be useing it all the time

[@diondotyx7015]

Dammit Derek, you immersing yourself into your characters are the best and always my favorite. Bitsy makes my tummy hurt from laughing so hard 😂this story reminds me of a fucked up Redwall story 😂😂😂

[@mkjj66]

New drinking game, take a shot every time Mikey says "uhhh" 😂😂

[@ericdigirolamo8904]

Good in theory, but i don't want to die

[@tntkff9901]

Nestor drinking the coffee with hot sauce, and I'm reminded of what Bitsy says in the shorts I've seen: "It means he can't enjoy spicy food either.... because only mammals are affected by capsaicin!"

[@Mightymajin]

Hey, it's Guy's Night!

[@Real11BangBang]

They're just being ironic

[@Lily_of_the_valle]

It’s ironic!

[@skylarehrlich98]

Human balloons? They definitely have the cartoon called “Tom and Jerry” about 2 brothers ,one shorter than the other, who fight constantly

[@angstydoodles1101]

Poor Nestor. He's gonna take the fall for this and probably be executed. There's no way he comes out unscathed after his meal drugs the Viceroy, allowing for the escape of some prime prisoners. And so soon after all his dreams finally came true, too... Poor, poor Nestor...

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

Of course Andy can play the banjo!! That was a hilarious reveal to pull out of seemingly nowhere

[@ditzyrose700]

Someone get Booker a bubble bath and a glass of wine so he can recover from his 4 feral children

[@ulven666ttv5]

Bitsy makes my day every time I watch these videos 😂

[@ArtieIsAlone]

43:09 Booker’s very sincere and concerned sounding “what” is my favorite thing, I’m pretty sure he’s the only one with any brancells and they are MELTING in this group.

[@Silvermoonshadow]

I definitely didn't expect Andy to whip out and start playing an actual Banjo ❤ that's awesome

[@Zeenomoth_Gzxpho]

48:50 the cry in his voice as he says “oh no” at having to roll a perception check 😂

[@EbiNimbus]

When coming to watch this you could've given me a million guesses but Andy pulling out a banjo was not one of them.

[@Cadwallader38]

I love the thought that bitsy had the only gas oven in all of the dimwood and left it on before fleeing Pottsville.

[@dimsunstuff]

Bitsy is one comment about her height away from cold-blooded murder at all times. Also I admire Derek's commitment to playing a dumb character even if it trips up the party sometimes

[@StephersBeyond]

"I'm Bitsy, hiiiii...we're with the creator of the universe and we're gonna get 5000 gold pieces!" Enough proof they're not Marquis at soldiers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Also Andy playing the banjo? NOICE! 😃

[@zacharymorris6119]

Have high hopes for this series! Liking this one. Need to watch the first two.

[@zacharymorris6119]

Series - - - > campaign

[@nicholascarroll2698]

Check out Root, by them as well, more or less a continuation, only with a different mechanic system then the first dive into this world, all the same PC's plus the addition of Derek to the cast as Bitsy.

[@oren1305]

"I don't wanna die covered in STEW!", Bitsey really gets to the bottom of the issues at hand. 😂

[@TopsyMyTurvies]

“ILL TURN YOU INTO S O U P” bitsy is my fucking favorite 😭😭😭

[@mattfoley99]

Me furiously searching for episode 4 and realizing i need to wait a full week for the next episode

[@ryanbradford32]

1:21:30 I finally found it!!!!!!! SECONDS THO! YOURE PLUMP ENOUGH!!!!

[@emilcastagnier391]

Bitsy is DEFINITELY a vibe. 😂😂

[@robguerra4058]

I love that Booker is just a normal bard sucked into this situation with these lunatics

[@twitchyeyess]

Bitsy pulled a blood meridian with making a fake bear hide. Good Job Bitsy!

[@kumonoameai]

Grumley wagging his tail every time someone calls him a good boy and patting his head with affection is such a sweet little detail that melts my heart ^//.//^

[@LucasHaggerty]

Nestor's entire kitchen scene broke me in a good way. Watching a poor soul led from the drink into his dream. Amazing.

[@TheStrykerTheSergal]

These guys make dnd look like so much fun

[@Lord_of_the_sixth_house]

If you find a good group to play with it is

[@tyshaw6554]

34:07 The fact that Bitsy thought so hard that she blacked out while maintaining consciousness for a second has me laughing way to hard right now

[@nonamer4649]

Love how I can watch these all back to back since I’m late to the party but better late then never

[@Jchan4477]

It’s so funny that the conman is the panicking straight man barely holding it all together

[@johnbgoode1605]

Oh God, Big Clucker sounds exactly like my old general manager from Cracker Barrel lmao.

[@ConnorArcidon]

Betsy, “we has 52 bottles of secret right here. Let’s Fucking GOOOOOO”

[@PrettyWeirdDuck]

😱🤩It was bourbon? 🌟 IT'S A SIGN 🌟 🧑‍🍳🦆🍹

[@ryanlockard6338]

Rickie's inability to not break character laughing after a few lines of dialogue is fantastic 😂

[@buttermati0ns649]

seeing nester regain his confidence brought me to tears of joy faster than i wanna admit

[@sircollumlot2944]

For the sausage, since its mashed tarantulas you can do juniper berries to help bring out the meatiness of the meats!

[@trulygone6711]

I can't be the only one that noticed the combination of poison (drugs) and duck sauce (alcohol) are going to be consumed together.😅 ........ Wasn't the Vice Roy going to be eating 5 portions.😮 Oh no

[@hairbackwards4767]

Whatever Grumley sees at 50:30 is just. The Nowhere King, from Centaurworld. In my mind. "Elongated skull, massive horns, eyes glowing with anger." Ueah man thats just the Nowhere King.

[@voltaicspecter928]

Or emperor Bellos

[@Raven_Guts]

MIKEY’S VOICES ARE ACTUALLY AMAZING LIKE OMG 😭

[@theroyaltyofgaming2254]

I’ve watched this podcast a lot. But it’s usually at work, so I am now realizing that Andy was actually playing a banjo and it wasn’t just some kind of vamp on Spotify or something

[@yoyohayli]

I love that multiple Avantris campaigns have had dedicated cooking episodes