Ups & Downs From WWE Raw (June 7)

Our WWE Raw review as Simon Miller talks about what went down last night.
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[@ethanisfancy]

Smackdown: held together by a powerful, manipulative heel champion looming over the entire show Raw: doll

[@MrHURRICANE43]

Smackdown: deep, emotional, expanding storyline. Raw: doll talks now

[@cjwhite6846]

😂😆 lol 🤣 😆

[@Reofenja]

WWE: *"We have an opening for the Monday Night Messiah gimmick. You up for it, Ali?"* Mustafa: *"Say no more. I have my suit ready."*

[@ddjsoyenby]

mustafa: as long as i get tv time i'll do anything.

[@josebarrientos4485]

And jinder and his boys join him too

[@TheNinjaStory]

Atleast Mysterio is on Smackdown.

[@simsingh8492]

Lol. They both used to have the same gear too. Back in the 90s this shit would not fly

[@RoyalSoul666]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 I agree

[@EvolutionSTUD10S]

WWE needs to bring back the Wizard in the Sky. His booking was so much more interesting than what we currently get.

[@anitaraghav8108]

New Raw tagline: Don't watch this at home, school or anywhere

[@gundorambau5917]

Legendary comment 😂😂

[@mdmonjurulhasansimanto876]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Beast-mw5bs]

😂😂😂I wasn't ready for this comment

[@tyler-bb6el]

May be harmful to IQ

[@rashadbraithwaite2853]

I rate this comment 👌🏽

[@eddiehancockii]

Every time Simon says "mace and t-bar", i hear it as "Mason T. Barr" and can't help think that would actually be an interesting wrestling name.

[@johnbush5347]

Yeah as a wrestling version of Perry mason

[@dailyjadyn1779]

Mason T.Barr Mount - wins the ballon d’or

[@fabiansproer378]

@@dailyjadyn1779 no way bro

[@anthonyferguson4678]

Maybe one could come out on the other's shoulders in a long overcoat...Vince!

[@Sethsters]

Kofi joining the Hurt Business and screwing over Drew at Hell in a Cell would be an interesting development..... but who are we kidding 😂

[@johnbush5347]

It looked like he shot that idea down

[@seriouslystupidbricks]

Kofi and Robert Woods are probably the only two people in WWE that need to be protected. They CANNOT turn heel. Their endless positively never wears old and they should be lifelong faces.

[@elidamsft]

@@seriouslystupidbricks Robert ?

[@seriouslystupidbricks]

@@elidamsft heh heh. I meant Xavier. I'll leave it for context to your comment.

[@kingjezza6567]

Kofi is too much a babyface to do that…. 20 years ago - absolutely would have happened but won’t in today’s era

[@Smoothbone21]

Lets all be honest the match we all really need in our life is Lilly Vs Puppet Simon…

[@darkalion7]

I wouldn't be surprised if this match main events Summerslam...

[@RillaGOrilla0224]

That sound like it belongs on RAW with the other trash

[@shaneharrisnj3484]

@@RillaGOrilla0224 hey, it was all part of a funny joke. Sarcasm!

[@RillaGOrilla0224]

@@shaneharrisnj3484 ik

[@jaredfauber7507]

Shayna should’ve punted the doll like Snitsky did years ago.

[@MADGUNSMONSTER]

Don't say that name!! Why'd you say that name?!?

[@tomseville1057]

​@@MADGUNSMONSTER Easy, easy. It wasn't his fault....

[@ashwinirabidas9080]

I support snitsky

[@Bryan-rr2rb]

it wasnt his fault....

[@zifan_winters]

Save Martha

[@jcoster8291]

Drew Macintyre: " You're going to Hell Bobby Lashley." Bobby Lashley: "I'll beat you there..." Drew Macintyre: "Ok." 😐

[@crush2011]

Not only that Bobby said it like it was the most savage line ever 😂😂

[@YOUSAF12348]

@@crush2011 not as good as that Bastard line though...

[@anitaraghav8108]

They literally don't have a single fued with enough heat for a hell in a cell match, it's shouldn't be a yearly pay-per-view, losing its value each day

[@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732]

No strong story telling. No strong feuds. Random jerk back and forth stories. No wonder RAW sucks

[@youtubeman3356]

@@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732 it’s both brands as well, most of the stipulation matches aren’t even bad blooded feuds like how the HIAC is supposed to be used for, it’s just like “Hey lets fight in this cage” “Sure”.

[@jaymaledic5730]

The build-ups in WWE don't matter anymore, just have awesome matches in PPV and people are back in their good graces. Then back to watching RAW, and cycle goes on forever.

[@RaghavanN]

PPVs based on stipulation matches like TLC,Hell in a Cell,Extreme Rules and Elimination Chamber are an overkill TBH.

[@sharkhenry8010]

@@RaghavanN I'm hoping the move is slowly a way for them to start ushering HIAC out as a PPV

[@pgreenawalt]

Anyone else click on his Raw U/D lately and just expect him to go “nope!” and shut off the recording?

[@vlahakisnick]

"I don't want my loss to Nikki Cross to be on my record so get rid of it!" Proceeds to cost her partner the match so there is another loss on her record to Nikki Cross

[@robert_douglas]

in the immortal words of towlie "I have no idea what's going on"

[@00Narcissist00]

🤣🤣

[@michaelr5482]

The creative team are a bunch of towels

[@adrienspaceage1619]

do you wanna get high? (it might help with Raw..)

[@justinbonds2002]

Guys I got an idea to save Raw..... I'll tell ya but I have to get a little high first

[@jimlucas2733]

It gets even more sad when you realize Towlie is a better character concept than Lily the Doll.

[@shamash1739]

"killing me softly" should be Raw's theme song these days!

[@SwarajBawankar]

Listen to TAEMIN - IDEA !! Killing me softly is a killer tone !!

[@JL-sm6cg]

Hey, as long as it's Roberta Flack's version, and not that GODAWFUL version by The Fugees!

[@shamash1739]

How about the Vincent Kennedy McMahon version

[@stephenkennedy9687]

killing me horrendously sounds more like it

[@RillaGOrilla0224]

I don't know about that but raw is a violent bloody death

[@hakimdiwan5101]

Oh I can't wait to see Broken Simon Miller saying Down!...Down!....Down!

[@sauravkumar3278]

Mah man🤣🤣🤣 That's actually not bad You should write raw from now on

[@johnbush5347]

Or.....would he delete the ups

[@hakimdiwan5101]

@@johnbush5347 I don't remember the last time RAW got so many Ups.

[@happyslapsgiving5421]

Sonya DeVille: "Why don't you two *team up against each other?* " Me: 🧐🤔😕🙄

[@shreder75]

Raw is like background noise. I put it on, do other things, then barely remember 25% of it as soon as it's over.

[@Thunderbolt210]

at least you put it on, i don't even bother anymore

[@johnbush5347]

Same

[@nicksundae5499]

same

[@ethancolaco14]

Same bro same

[@josepalomares111]

So much same.. 😅

[@danielmulhern6085]

Smackdown:realistic characters,interesting storylines and awesome new matches every week. Raw:cartoon characters,no storylines and the same matches every week.

[@bubbaholmberg7057]

I want to give this a thumbs down, not because you said it, but because its sadly accurate

[@danielmulhern6085]

@Siege. I.T nxt: just being awesome

[@evansj18]

Actually you might be onto something here. Remember the Braun/Shane with the green goo? Maybe they are trying to make Raw the age 8-14 year old show and Smack-a-down the 15+ show?

[@danielmulhern6085]

@@evansj18 yeh I think so,I'm just scared for the draft because if the usos/Roman get drafted they'll lose they're awesome personas. But at least it can save AJ and ricochet from raws crap

[@AriMatus54]

@@evansj18 Honestly, Raw should move to Fox too. Because, and correct me if I'm wrong, one of the reasons they made the move to Fox was because they wanted to be taken seriously as a sport. So for them to be taken seriously, Smackdown has to be less.......entertainment and more sport. You know what I mean? Right now, it seems like Raw is focused more on the entertainment part and not enough on the wrestling part

[@shermanculbertson6244]

I’ve really come to appreciate Ups and Downs in the last few months as Raw has become so bad.

[@allanthemanmccann1]

Do u think it was bad this week I think he's just ranting cause it was completely different then the last 2 months

[@Hassan06675]

Imo this raw was awesome

[@Tuturial464]

They also released their biggest star for two pieces of crap

[@numero1superfly393]

Alexa’s Playground reminded me of that mirror segment back in 1998 with Hogan and Ultimate Warrior.

[@mattventura724]

You're not the only one I remember that segment hogan could see warrior,the fans can see him,the commentators can see him besides Eric Brischoff eveyone else could see him he's the crazy one in that segment.

[@jimbo_1312]

Didn't they do something similar during the orton/taker feud in 2005 as well?

[@jenningsslayer314]

The exact same thing, yes.

[@AriMatus54]

I thought Shayna Baszler was gonna punt Lily like Snitsky punted Lita's baby 😂😂

[@eliramon420]

Bless Simon for sitting through Raw so we don't have to 🙌

[@brandonmiller2656]

Brilliant right? Hes definitely a team person

[@joshuafarrell4263]

Agreed haha watched the first 30 mins and thought nah ill let Simon watch for me 😂

[@brandonmiller2656]

@@joshuafarrell4263 right!!! Plus he actually makes raw come off as 1000x better than raw actually does themselves

[@blackwrestlingdude9551]

A national hero.

[@sadowolf]

Did anyone else see Cedric mocking Jeff on the second rope and think "Um, actually that's Matt Hardy's thing you're mocking"? 😂

[@fadoodlerulez1046]

They both do it lol

[@themaskedmark92]

When Hogan Warrior Is a Better alternative u know u goofed up

[@taylorbutler4933]

What about the randy Orton undertaker one or John cena and the Wyatt family mirror scene

[@georgebermudez9101]

Stoopid thing to say disappointed in you

[@themaskedmark92]

@@georgebermudez9101 why? If u cue the love out for the Undertaker u see how It s very stupid that someone with his Power Just want a wrestling match for a belt,Just go and conquer the world (PS i love taker )

[@georgebermudez9101]

@@themaskedmark92 fiddle sticks

[@youtubeman3356]

@@themaskedmark92 same reason why a demon with a mask who can spew fire out of no where just focuses on choke slamming people instead of solving crime

[@bearbones4839]

Bobby's statement was made after McEntire said I will see you in hell. Bobby then said, I will beat you there also.

[@mr.mayhem6755]

McIntyre*

[@dennyolbec3892]

Right. This guy is saying Lashley said something random, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Do better Simon.

[@whocares8584]

@@dennyolbec3892 it's not the 1st time he does it either I can't remember off the top my head rt now but I remember commenting about it at least 4 or 5 times. He would say something like this were it was out of nowhere others that someone or something wasn't mentioned even tho it only happened the night b4 on a ppv. I have no problem when they critique wwe God knows its not perfect but when they lie or leave out things is what's annoying.

[@tomseville1057]

@@dennyolbec3892 Yeah, he botched the line, Lashley's verbal abilities are what held him back in 05-07, and the reason he has MVP now. "I will beat you there also." (????)

[@ZootedBeaver]

@@dennyolbec3892 he probably doesn't even watch. Someone else probably watches and writes notes down

[@Lemy69]

And this is why i quit watching WWE cause of segments like this! Also repeats of matches over & over plus story lines that make absolutely no sense lol

[@Man5158-l1n]

You should watch Smackdown. But if you won't that's fine.

[@armandomartinez8989]

Do what I do, just watch the KZbin clips that WWE releases when the show is over. At least you can pick and choose. If not, just watch Simon's recaps. Better than watching the actual show.

[@Man5158-l1n]

@@armandomartinez8989 I disagree. Smackdown is totally watchable from beginning to end in my opinion.

[@armandomartinez8989]

@@Man5158-l1n I'll give you that. Smackdown is way better than Raw.

[@davidkaltenborn9289]

What rematch did u see last night

[@emperorjack8946]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Let see how broken Simon is this week.

[@ryananderson5202]

Right?! Even these videos are terrible. What culture are fan boys for BLM and every wrestler needs a push. They are all libtards.

[@josephmitchell6112]

Kaz I’m already a Demon Kane.

[@robikkupegasus7039]

@@ryananderson5202 you have problems of your own to work through.

[@IamTheStormThatIsApproaching1]

Apparently life is a choice between suffering and boredom. But if you watch Raw you'll get both.

[@ZootedBeaver]

@@ryananderson5202 uh then why are you watching a video and commenting lmao

[@steveal8264]

We all should be given a Gold medal for surviving Raw weekly

[@thekursedone760]

Raw is so bad, that it makes the bad segments seem ok. The miz rolling down the ramp in slow mo was literally the best thing on the show. @me.

[@RaghavanN]

It is time we started grading RAW episodes starting from the "Best of the Worst".

[@YoshiTatsu1]

When RAW gets a live audience again, the WWE will see just how bad we hate it. The whole show will be booed from start to finish.

[@IamTheStormThatIsApproaching1]

Raw crushed my soul like 2 years ago. Haven't watched it since.

[@darrelshuemaker6625]

Don’t explode Simon. I don’t watch wwe anymore just ups and downs. For the recap. AEW AEW. Thanks for suffering for us fed up fans Simon!

[@shane44207]

Aew has the same entertainment value as raw. smackdown nxt and impact are the only watchable shows

[@nightflame69]

I thought I was the only person doing this

[@claudecarter246]

I'm sure he appreciates it.

[@milanistafiero517]

@@shane44207 hahahaha so wrong clown

[@shane44207]

@@milanistafiero517 raw over uses dqs and distractions aew way overuses flips and tag teams both shows are hard to get through for different reasons

[@eddiehancockii]

Simon: those are 3 minutes I'm never getting back. Me: my ex girlfriend used to say the same thing. Wait what?

[@elohym876]

Guess your surname is fitting...

[@philipmitchelmore7293]

You’re a minute man are you?

[@eddiehancockii]

@@philipmitchelmore7293 that would be the joke i was going for..... unfortunately not everyone is sharp enough to catch up and enjoy a joke.

[@eastwaters4082]

Sucks to suck.

[@johnathanphillips1556]

Self-burn. Those are rare.

[@Wildberryjamband]

"when was the last time we had a contract signing that didn't end in calamity" - CM PUNK 10 years ago

[@Blaksuperman88]

Alot of UPs for last night Raw. I'm really surprised.

[@johnbush5347]

Cuz new matches we haven't seen a million times

[@wh5601]

It wasn’t that bad (compared to other Raw’s). It just had one of the lowest lows ever with that Shayna-Lilly segment so people are letting that influence them on the entire show which was marginally improved even if not great

[@thelinedrive]

There were quite few positives last night outside of the the two out of touch really bad valleys of Jaxson Ryker babyface and Shayna selling for a doll.

[@killianredrusty2]

Not even one brown down

[@Blaksuperman88]

@@killianredrusty2 although that last segment should've received that brown down

[@SHOWTIME-Chris]

Can we just draft nia and bliss to Smackdown already? And push shayna vs ripley?

[@abdulmuhaimin9787]

Smackdown is great though. Why bring Nia there.

[@SHOWTIME-Chris]

Jobber

[@eastwaters4082]

How about draft them out the WWE.

[@ratedrsuperstar8365]

How much more push Ripley needs🤔

[@jimlucas2733]

@@eastwaters4082 Draft Nia to 205 Live because that would be funny.

[@theultimatefarmer]

Y'all actually watch Raw or the review with Simon?

[@donneto7686]

I watch raw solely for RK-Bro

[@MayankSharma-er6yh]

Just review , even that's a stretch

[@nightflame69]

Only ups and downs. I stopped watching raw a long time ago

[@JoseJimenez-lu5vq]

Just ups and downs. Stop watching RAW like a month ago

[@khanbw]

If it weren't for Simon I would have no idea what's happened in wrestling in years.

[@angelcanez4426]

I'm glad I chose to watch NJPW Dominion instead of raw last night.

[@Daniel-gl4or]

Same here good choice lol

[@angelcanez4426]

@@Daniel-gl4or Omg dude when Shigo almost took Okada head off when he countered The rainmaker. I felt that shot LoL

[@Daniel-gl4or]

@@angelcanez4426 same lol made me flinch I felt that one lol

[@theninexsix]

Raw isn't even good background noise now.

[@_aavara]

"And I wanna see where's it going" looking at the current state of raw, with all the confidence I can say Probably nowhere.

[@Kross1995]

“I wanna see where this is going.” Me: “I don’t.....”

[@suplexorcist316]

I love how enthusiastic those ups are lol "I guess it was alright, *rolls eyes up!"

[@nicholaschristie8699]

With Lilly, I think that someone took Vince out to go see Annabelle (a first for him, from what I heard of how he lives his life), and he thought "I can do it better, pal!"

[@dakotakulha8376]

Go look up Su Yung vs. Allie in 2018 for Impact Wrestling and Su Yung vs. Madison Rayne for Impact Wrestling. Maybe u will get a clue of where they are going with it. Your pea sized brain can't handle thinking about how they are portraying the storyline

[@RandallWI]

@@dakotakulha8376 don't compare what impact did to this bs , it's nowhere close to being the same. Tired of you WWE shills defending trash whenever someone has a different opinion

[@dakotakulha8376]

@@RandallWI Why don't u actually go watch Allie vs. Su Yung in the Dark Wars and Su Yung vs. Madison Rayne storyline all the way through Slammiversary. IT IS THE SAME FUCKING THING. U people clearly are the hypocrites

[@BlackNinjaTurtles]

That evil doll attack was the funniest segment. 20:13

[@DJDoubleCee]

Something is telling me that Randy Orton is eventually gonna turn on Riddle.

[@angelcanez4426]

Or Riddle ditches the scooter and turns on Orton after he Gets a new edge. But if I was a betting man I'd go with Orton turning heel

[@citizensane4387]

I hope not. The riddle/orton dynamic is literally the best thing going on raw right now.

[@nightflame69]

You really don’t think orton is going to turn on his partner?

[@johnbush5347]

@@nightflame69 I'm sure he will I just don't want him to, the chemistry they are building right now is great, hopefully🤞they get a big push before Randy rko s riddle outta nowhere

[@eastwaters4082]

*looks at Rated RKO, Legacy, The Authority, The Wyatt Family, and Edge's return* Are you REALLY sure he's not going to turn?

[@Monaayy29]

I'll accept this ending of Raw if and only if come the last thunderdome show is Lilly uses her powers to destroy the place. It would be a great way to close out that era.

[@LordAC13]

put a patent on it before vince steals it

[@ferpaz7653]

People hate on that, but when taker did something like that people went nuts

[@2jebeal]

The worst part about this God awful episode of Raw and this happen on my birthday that's what pissed me off well at least I get to see my beautiful future wife Asuka that's what makes me happy I wish my dream will come true to get a date with her

[@KyLewin]

The difference is that Taker is a big scary dude... and Lily is a doll. Also, most of the Taker magic stuff happened in a very different era. I don’t think stuff like that works as well today (with social media and all the other access we have into wrestlers’ lives), or maybe it’s just because I’m not a child anymore.

[@Danny-ci3cr]

@@ferpaz7653 Taker was a 7ft tall legit monster, not a 5ft tall blonde barbie girl with a fucking doll who breaks kayfabe every 5 minutes on the internet

[@deft__12]

Can we get a return of puppet Miller for all the shitty puppet bits on RAW??

[@RahulKudva]

The doll segment in this Ups & Downs was much more entertaining than the one on Raw... Can we have more of Puppet Simon on U&D please?

[@z3r0p0in7]

Simon, for next week's Raw ups and downs you should just re-use clips of you reviewing it from the previous weeks to compile a new Ups and Downs, seeing as that's p much exactly what WWE does with every monday night

[@SajoMt]

raw was going well... then alexa bliss made shayna run away from a toy. wwe just couldn't resist turning a decent show into crap

[@edgarmalone7694]

I remember when they used to have just the In Your House PPVs each month then it would lead up to a major PPV like Summer Slam or WrestleMania. If WWE was really wanting to do something that would increase interest; they would go back to some basic format like that and make Hell in A Cell, Money In The Bank, ect. more of an special PPV when they are a true need for them.

[@claudecarter246]

Don't fix what's not broken , if it worked for them in the past maybe they should consider bringing back again.

[@tejaswiholla6109]

After seeing Jeff Hardy I remembered that Jinder Mahal had come back.Where is he.Also where is Angel Garza?

[@Heartshapedbox81]

Garza is soon to be yet another of WWE's extreamly wasted talents I suspect, probably getting released in a month or so which will be very annoying because I think he's great when he's given time and story

[@fabiansproer378]

So Garza beat Gulak two times and vanishes, Jinder beats Jeff and vanishes.. Strowman is fighting for the World title and gets released after. I swear nothing means anything at Raw at the moment.

[@bobbiesuedavis5406]

Morrison letting go of Miz's wheelchair was the only good thing about last nights Raw!😆

[@JSRanimal]

As soon as I saw Riddle wearing the RKBro shirt I went and bought one. 😂

[@tamzidmohsinkhan3333]

Sadly I have a feeling that Shayna Baszler , Ricochet , Cedric Alexander are the next one to get released due to so called budget cuts sadly

[@johnbush5347]

Hopefully, not saying that cuz I dislike them but cuz I want them to go somewhere where they can be relevent

[@vb2806]

If they have a secure future and have earned their money I hope they get released, don't wanna see Cedric and Ricochet anymore.

[@drax1526]

I'm eternally angry about what they're doing with Jeff. Because they aren't doing a n y t h i n g

[@citizensane4387]

At HiaC, at some point in the drew/lashley match, Brock lesner’s music will hit, he will interfere in the match (drew won’t win) and set up a future match between Brock and Bobby. Remember, you read it here first.

[@josepalomares111]

I approve this message. Would love to see Brock just break the cage.

[@johnbush5347]

You got them fancy dreams too huh

[@Lilleh__]

F5 to McIntyre, F5 to Lashley, throw Lashley over McIntyre for the 1 2 3?

[@botchabanks8671]

I think Drew will win and instead of doing Brock vs Bobby at Summerslam, they are going to do Drew vs Brock again and Brock will win the title from Drew

[@Beast-mw5bs]

I'd prefer Lesnar comes in after Bobby wins to ensure that drew doesn't want a rematch for WWE title again

[@Hmmm_B]

Kofi needs to be in the main event scene right now. Gaining that momentum.

[@kev247365]

I've not seen raw this week. I saw the headlines 🤣

[@OfficialRey202X]

Same

[@matthewlawlis2421]

I actually thought this was the best RAW in months. It wasn't perfect but it mirrored a lot of what Smackdown does weekly.

[@RaghavanN]

Simon was a bit lenient in some of the Ups but then a fair assessment in giving the overall show a Down.The final segment deserved a 💩 Down 😂

[@johnbush5347]

I think he was over excited about a handful of decent matches we haven't seen a million times put in this week

[@Rocket1377]

Agreed. One of the worst angles ever in wrestling, even more awful than those zombies last month.

[@smithfield7304]

I was really wondering whether Simon would actually do the ups and downs tbh 🤣

[@babeybey3699]

The finger of power takes no days off 👇🏾👆🏾

[@youtubeman3356]

let this sync in your brain, a voodoo doll main evented RAW before Ricochet.

[@johnbush5347]

Cuz Vince clearly gives 0 fucks about ricochet

[@contour157]

voodoo doll is white

[@JLSRawk]

In all fairness Ricochet is pretty bad on the mic. Just saying

[@davidkaltenborn9289]

Ricochet can barely talk with no character plus they did the same thing with hogan and ultimate warrior

[@vb2806]

I am so glad people don't like Ricochet. I saw his one match with Osprey on someone's recommendation and it was so stupid. They were like two kids cosplaying to be Goku and Vegeta.

[@tdoggy9001]

The sword was the first inanimate object to loose a tables match

[@TheMacKosh]

Oh yeah? Never see when the IIconics went through one? Billie Kay is more inanimate

[@DarthNater246]

The "Most Devastating Move in all of Sports Entertainment" counter "rolls up" to: 39

[@gl1tch857]

The reason why raw can’t put new ppl? Simple *They fired them all*

[@RandallWI]

*push new people*

[@isaacsthename1659]

Raw actually getting ups?!

[@velvetthunder1993]

So Riddle is Eugene, except less problematic because he's stoned instead of touched?

[@roberthill3051]

Line of the night, Riddle: "I haven't eaten all day, I'm banished!". 🤣🤣🤣

[@ethancolaco14]

He said famished, not banished

[@roberthill3051]

@@ethancolaco14 only it sounded nothing like "famished"

[@GotAnUmbrella]

The Jackson Ryker comment was spot on. I immediately thought Matt Cardona and Christina when I saw the new look also

[@stthegreat4014]

Drew: I'll see you in Hell Bobby: and I'll beat you there

[@austingood22]

This weeks was a lot better than past weeks

[@AussieDragoon]

"I have my eyebrow raised...and I want to see where it's gonna go!" Simon's Eyebrow is going into business for itself. Is that what happened to the hair on the top of his head?

[@sirtensh6042]

I understand the Ricochet, Carillo double count out angle So that they set up a triple threat match for the championship And make sure that Sheamus doesn’t eat the pin when he loses(maybe)

[@BookofShadows]

Is it weird that I enjoyed Raw last night. I got to see some good feuds with Charlotte and Rhea (and my bae Asuka) Shayna and Bliss Liking the new Kofi storyline Kinda Over Drew vs Lashley Ricochet v Carrillo v Sheamus needs to happen

[@TheMacKosh]

Yeah it was entertaining for a change

[@chaotic4267]

Riddle making Orton crack was probably the best part of Raw xD

[@sentsky3281]

before raw closed itt reminded me of taker scaring orton with the mirror

[@johnbush5347]

Or the hogan seeing the ultimate warrior in the mirror bit

[@toddhall2512]

I fell asleep during the flair/Ripley vs. Asuka/cross match, so this recap was really nice this week.

[@apalachicola05]

So this was the first Raw I’ve watched in years. And I was bored through most of it. But the ending was awful. I don’t even know what to think about the stupid doll. I just need Alexa to go back to doing whatever it was before this cause it makes no sense.

[@williammater3559]

HAY SIMON MILLER YOU NEED HOLY WATER FOR YOUR SHOW

[@themastershadowxbl]

I don’t watch raw I watch ups and down to see how badly the show has fallen off.

[@drax1526]

I watch Smackdown because it's phenomenal, and then watch the Smackdown U&D's to see what Simon thought. I only watch the U&D's for Raw because that's the only conceivable way to make Raw actually entertaining.

[@XGhost937X]

Same. Only wrestling I watch anymore is none. Ups and downs. And the occasional KZbin highlight for me.

[@bigblood3862]

" IT WAS ME AUTISIN I MADE THAT DOLL" - The head of the dark order

[@andrewshandle]

Riddle with the "sweet hoodie" line before getting his mouth locked was awesome ;)

[@justinlynch3]

Note to self, never invite Simon to watch a horror movie. lol As for who'd ever be scared of a doll, ever watch Chucky? Wait he seems to hate horror stuff, so probably not.

[@brianpuleo7169]

I’m starting to think the WWE intentionally try’s to piss off its viewers

[@Prototypeaee33]

Dude Raw is crap but I’ll give you the view just for the hard work of watching it.

[@karlfoote6998]

How did the end segment not get a brown down!? Raw is beyond awful 🤦‍♂️

[@ravenmourne7743]

In the segment with Mansoor, Mustafa Ali looked like the guy in that meme with "I receive ... / You receive ..."

[@oscarfernandes983]

You: mix all WWE togheter, ask if i want??. My answer: NOPE, give me AEW. 100% sure.

[@gavandeathe1373]

mixed tag match: Shayna+Ric Steiner v Lilly + Chucky

[@mirroboylx]

Bring the roll-up board up it's up to 45...

[@andriashausiku2339]

🗣️ hey Simon Miller, buy some hair food!! 😂

[@thatdude-xj4qe]

Boy they made the toughest woman on the current roster look like a complete goof last night because ya know....magic

[@contour157]

even Superman was vulnerable to magic

[@ratedrsuperstar8365]

At start she was looking so strong man destroying everything which no son of a bit*h saw that

[@ScarredCore1]

Miz unintentionally rolling down the aisle killed me tbh.

[@2jebeal]

I cannot believe this god-awful episode of Monday Night Raw happened on my birthday this is not how I want to celebrate my birthday well maybe a dream date with Asuka will be a great birthday gift for me but oh God this show has gotten worse thank God for SmackDown

[@yungamxri5614]

Happy belated birthday man

[@2jebeal]

@@yungamxri5614 thank you but I still want my dream date with Asuka 🥰💗💖❤️😘♥️💕😍

[@yungamxri5614]

@@2jebeal 😂

[@2jebeal]

@@yungamxri5614 well you should know that Asuka is still single in real life so maybe that's a chance for me to get a shot with her I'm a big fan of her KZbin channel and I always had a big crush on her ever since her NXT days and her time in Japan who doesn't want to do here still single at the moment

[@benjaminclark4030]

The ending of this video had me crying. Thank you so much Simon, that was great. 😂😂😂

[@rajarshisantra8203]

At this point, I think I can write a better Raw than them.

[@jimlucas2733]

You wrote one coherent sentence. Congratulations you have already surpassed the RAW writing staffs abilities.

[@99bedman]

Sheamus quote of the year. I had to wear a porkchop around my neck, so the dogs would come near me this weekend. priceless.

[@bigjew9905]

i slept in n u dropped right on time good stuff ryback jr

[@raemonrivera8071]

That thing w the Doll and Simon 😅😂🤣nice

[@CodingAbroad]

WWE let Sheamus have the night off come on!

[@DearMrReese]

Thanks for the laughs Simon. You're a real one.