Urianger the REAL OG *Spoilers*

[@aguyhere7945]

"Uncle Orange, can I dunk on these fools?" "Dunketh thou shalt."

[@Viirrvill]

you forgot the "very pointy ringpop"

[@PKrazorleaf]

😂😂😂

[@niceboy7145]

"Dunketh thou may"

[@Nehfarius]

"Feel free to dunk to thine heart's content, compatriot mine."

[@exotixzamateurva8957]

@@niceboy7145 "Dunketh thou mayst"

[@Avestani96]

Pretty sure the Warrior of Darkness lost because he was trying to figure out wtf Urianger said to him in this scene until his passing.

[@ghijunz]

Effin underrated comment right here

[@teocappy]

Ardbert be like: "Ok, could you speak this in english now?"

[@souldanny.]

Discombobulated by speech

[@askeladd6115]

Lmao

[@luth7050]

LOL

[@Cloudeusz]

They really took Urianger from most boring character to most suave character in a single cutscene

[@shizachan8421]

Also the moment you realize the dwerp with the hood and the silly mask is actually quite handsome underneath.

[@Somerandomegamer]

God, why is he so hot

[@carin2288]

@@Somerandomegamer I know right? *SWOON*

[@noahmartinez38]

Mystery figure appears* Everyone: who dat? He starts speaking* Alphinaud: Urianger!!!

[@EpicJosueJedi]

starts speaking in cursive*

[@DagasNeedle]

masked person who dis *masked person spits out a lost work of Shakespeare* ah hey there Uriangier

[@azuredragon8388]

Me: URIANGER?!?

[@jellyfishjig]

Trying to figure out Urianger's manner of speaking is a multistep process. First, you might wonder if it's just how some people in that world speak. Then, you might think it's partly a nationality thing. Finally, it becomes increasingly clear as you get closer to and then into Endwalker that, no, that's just how he talks cause he's extra nerdy and a bit awkward.

[@barretwallace3349]

Uberdanger the shakespearean gangsta

[@margotrosendorn6371]

UBERDANGER! Oh that's a good one

[@linhle8294]

I see who you saw it from

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

Everyone ganster till a mf shows up and speaks Shakespearean.

[@errorabortretry3694]

@@Verdugo_Arulaq Nothing hurts harder than getting shot down verily.

[@hago66]

Urianger english voice is so _hot_

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

hes one of the many reasons ive never once switched to japanese voiceovers cause god damnnnnnn

[@SaiyanGamer95]

Listening to Urianger speak is like learning an entirely new language. At first, you have no idea what he's saying and only get a general idea based on a few key words and what others are saying. But as time passes, you'll be able to understand him just fine.

[@TheDaxter11]

Yep. I was intentionally reading his dialogue normally after deciphering it in the base game, but I think either near the end of the base game story or at the start of Heavensward I stopped, and come Shadowbringers I can understand and speak fluent Uriangese.

[@OkamiG15]

It's especially funny because canonically the Echo is supposed to translate all language for you so that you understand it. Which means Uriang-ese transcends Hydaelyn's ability to understand.

[@summerguy6]

@@OkamiG15 umm actually about that ameryic understand haresvalgar somehow so im not sure 🤔

[@OkamiG15]

@@summerguy6 that appears to be something wholly unique to powerful dragons, Alphinaud saying something along the lines of, “I hear dragon talk in my ears but can also hear it in my mind.” But people with Echo can understand all spoken languages, from lesser dragons, to voidsent, to random monsters like the gremlin in the ShB trailer, even a particular Chocobo(?). They make reference to that ability quite a bit throughout the story. But, doesn’t seem to work on Uriangese

[@benjaminbierley2074]

He uses common, he just takes the loooong way around with his words, and we do so love him for it.

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

0:33 This was the most gangsta line I've heard in this game. The classiest "zero fucks given" ever.

[@paparoachbugg5275]

This was probably Uriangier's best character development arc and I was there for it

[@alexanderrichard8842]

it was pretty much the only attention he got in the main story before Shadowbringers so I'm inclined to agree lol

[@DaemonetteBait]

Oddly I would say he has the most development of all the scions ARR - EW.

[@imtired927]

@@DaemonetteBait thancred knocks gently upon your door

[@leaflet1686]

I love it when he says "By thy leave"... His version of duck off!

[@PumpkinLicorice]

Wish he would've kept this outfit. He's so...Pretty 😩❤️️

[@ShinyEveStuff]

he gonna be pretty again. 5.0 woooosh

[@CYB3RANG3L91]

You see him now!! I love the current one!!!!

[@dracotheshadowphoenix]

and he even does a pose that would put the entire cast of jojo to shame xD

[@akemibarrera1961]

Well, his new style is much more appealing to the eye

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

youll learn his true glory in due time friend

[@AmySay]

As much as I love his 5.0 outfit… this outfit slapped too.

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

its one of the heavensward cloaks you can get, dravanian caster cloak specifically from lv60 dungeons

[@selahattinalici686]

@@rinnnnnnnnnnrin meh, even better : you can craft the exact same one then dye it.

[@sur7969]

i think they brought it back for a moment for his 'winter coat'

[@leonidas3885]

You know they're f**ked when he did a damn jojo pose at 1:51

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

He's so fucking extra I love it

[@trytoo5167]

"By thy leave" is his "YES I AM" moment.

[@BlueMageDaisen]

People forget that Urianger was JoJo posing years before he did in the Shadowbringer patch content

[@Konpekikaminari]

that was one HELL of an emotional rollercoaster and I gotta add, Derplander/Arbert turned out to be quite the antagonist (my personal favorite)

[@emerald6597]

"antagonist" ;~;

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@emerald6597 who would've thought back then that Ardbert would return the way he did... :,)

[@emerald6597]

@@Konpekikaminari what, all by myself? :')

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

when i think back to their heavensward story, its fucking amazing they throught THAT FAR AHEAD for their story telling for ardbert. if you're caught up on shadowbringers story then watch this kzbin.info/www/bejne/g2i7hY15l96tnLc

[@matteomangano893]

this aged amazingly :D

[@zoroarkdx4491]

The reason Urianger didn't reveal his face so early is because of how hot he was. He only started revealing it much more because we got used to it. But even then, he has the best charm only a scarce few characters can measure up to.

[@passerbeta2298]

uriange : draw best card phase pose kaiba and yugi : nani

[@ultimavishtein5269]

Now I must hear Urianger say Monster Cardo.

[@dereklehman7639]

"May I assume you've turned your cloak for the last time" "Thou mayest, Milady." WoL: Why you fuckin' lyin'?

[@Drakon_Minaka]

Well, she said may I *assume.*

[@RuneKatashima]

I mean, this was his last cloak turn. He just kept secrets after this, which is not a cloak turn.

[@alterlait2601]

I mean he wasn't wearing a cloak but a robe at that time.

[@izzy1356]

​@RuneKatashima Exactly, and heck this was the last time he kept secrets *of his own volition* too. Every instance after, he only kept them because someone else *explicitly asked him to,* regardless of his feelings on the matter. Could he have piped up? Yeah. But the dude just wanted to respect those people's wishes, even if he wholeheartedly disagreed with them.

[@mimikyoo]

Dude this was HEAVENSWARD. They really played the long game

[@Neo-Midgar]

Right? Jesus, this is absolutely the beginning of Shadowbringers.

[@coolman5242]

@@Neo-Midgar Post-Heavensward is where the true story begins.

[@PKrazorleaf]

THIS SCENE MAN. its incredible. It made me fall in love with urianger i swear to god.

[@CallMetheMusicMan]

Bro your creed is so sacrosanct

[@zuzu2700]

1:37 silly Alisaie, that's the whole point of betrayal xD

[@Aquastorm12]

not gonna lie, Urianger had me tricked as well so Alisaie's comment was a massive mood

[@erthan6161]

No longer being voiced by Gideon Emery was the actual betrayal.

[@zero5559]

that va union strike was a blessing and a curse sadly.

[@lordpoundcake2317]

Never has a book been open with such style. 😆 🤣 😂

[@thatgayliengremlinp4766]

The way he touches his book does things to me 😳

[@Neo-Midgar]

This was the moment Urianger's new VA won me over. A big FFXII fan and so I loved Gideon's portrayal, but Timothy truly brings a thespian edge to the character.

[@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe]

Half of the time I don't know what urianger is saying. But it's still nice to listen to

[@lordofthecuttingmoon]

And so I say unto you all... He is... THE Urianginal GangstaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[@pjharper2643]

Lord of the Cutting Moon BOOOOOOO lol :)

[@SuperIchi]

Can't believe he pulled this outfit out of the closet to go to Garlemald HAHA

[@ninnoofthelastunicorn2693]

Unianger You handsome, sweet, JoJo of a man. You are so bad at lying to your friends.

[@thepurehealer1279]

*Starts speaking in tongues.* Alphi: "Oh wait that's HIM!"

[@samifranco5541]

Everyone gangsta until Uriange started to make his shakespear speech

[@Daktangle]

He's so dramatic, I love him.

[@Vhailor_Mithras]

Look out! He's got a book!

[@ArianrhodTalon]

At a later point, Alisaie commented Urianger speaks ten words when one would have sufficed. That was one heck of a speech.

[@MarthSR]

Ahh... Urianger, aka the chessmaster to end all chessmasters. Always 10 steps ahead.

[@Sweatopod98]

Had a really intense "ho no he is hot" moment seeing Urianger unmask for the first time

[@zumakito9334]

one of the rawest scenes. urianger is so freakin' underrated

[@zumakito9334]

also. that "you sweet fool" got me misty-eyed the second it was uttered

[@otakamerd1220]

1:10 literally everyone when Covid rates drop by 1%

[@victorpurificacao2855]

I remember that at some point of the story Alia-se comments that even her can't understand Urianger sometimes, I never felt so vindicated.

[@michaelsc78]

And we know now what made Moenbryda fall in love with him... and also why he hid his face. He is just shy and doesn't want attention. Well he got it now.

[@arcanumkonrad8200]

Alphinaud: the ch4inz

[@IchiroSuzuki97]

Ohh yeah the was before red mage was even announced

[@Dylamn]

Regrettably, I always dismissed Urianger as a side character, as well as Yda and Papalymo. I mostly ignored what they said. Then Papalymo sacrificed himself, and I regretted neglecting him. And Yda became Lyse, the protagonist of Stormblood and I was proud of her for it and she became my wife. And now Urianger builds himself up to one of the best entrances in the game. Welcome to the main cast.

[@rithrius5384]

1:50 _"Yare yare dazeth..."_ *_ゴゴゴゴゴ_* *[MENACING]*

[@VioletPrism]

_BUT SAY WARRIOR OF DARKNESS AND SPEAK TRUE -- WHAT DOST THOU BELIEVE_

[@ryanweible9090]

if he is a og, i need an audio disc of him, so i can use an ogcd.

[@PunYT]

"Mineself hath formulated a stratagem. Post-haste! ...Eth! Das book."

[@erwinsmith7883]

He got that JoJo flair👌

[@TheAzulmagia]

Ardbert and pals just can't stop getting double-crossed by elves.

[@Gundelover]

This cutscenes voices sounds like something from an abridged series xD

[@viccasaur]

This is not exaggeration but I think urianger is the hottest male video game character ever

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Alphinaud sounds like he might be hitting puberty

[@wingofunny]

"Click clack my book is my strap"- Urianger.

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

I remember somewhere that he learned to speak Shakespearean to impress women but now he’s stuck. I don’t know if it’s true tho

[@MKFan256]

oh boy, almost forgot to watch it today (I am watching it on daily basis)

[@cyan_wings5420]

Urianger is the likeliest person to be a stand user

[@Zozo-ke2dl]

He is so hot help me-

[@acgearsandarms1343]

They are in the Bowl of Embers. There’s fire all around them. “Hot” is a given.

[@Shetyre]

"tips grimoire, thou mayest m´lady"

[@soulslvr9562]

Why do i feel like a nerd by simply understanding this man

[@80summerrae]

I have to find out. Seeing Uranger in the cutscene in Heavensworth had me heart broken

[@Gatescholar]

NGL: When I first played through this I didn't recognize his voice since I was still fresh through ARR+HW. After playing through SHB I'm mentally slapping my past self for not realize it him sooner.

[@zoroarkdx4491]

First time? I had the exact same situation happen. I didn't think much of his new voice and forgot about it until he revealed himself.

[@Gatescholar]

@@zoroarkdx4491 Not the first time, I meant when I was playing through the MSQ. When I was at this part the new VAs were barely used and I wasn't used to the new voices yet so I didn't recognize the masked figure was Urianger. Now, after completing Shadowbringers ans having heard all their voices so much, if I were to,play through again I would realize that was Urianger in a heartbeat.

[@zoroarkdx4491]

@@Gatescholar Exactly. I didn't recognize it too due to the VA switch.

[@Crowens]

I didn't recognize the VA but I figured it out earlier given that they were working with a random elezen dude who wasn't part of their normal group and there's only one other Elezen we've been shown to been talking to the Ascian in the white robes.

[@redgeoblaze3752]

Honestly, going through this whole thing, I never thought he'd actually betrayed us, but I had a gameplay reason for it. He's the quest giver for the Bahamut raid. If he betrayed us, he wouldn't appear in the waking sands again, and the whole quest chain would need to be rewritten without him. I can understand some minor plot holes from the nature of quest design. For example, I started Dragoon right after finishing 3.0 but before any patch content. Estinien shows up in that quest despite being kind of busy at the moment. But it might just be a step too far to have a character who we might know to be against us working with us without a word, That's assuming the player doesn't understand how the format of the game works, but you can't assume anything when it's someone's first game of this style for example.

[@espio30]

Dang he roasted him fr

[@hasseo195]

Uriange speak. Goes in the fire ring. Beginn to burn.^^

[@thecyberchill8907]

I feel it was a missed opertunity to make urianger a scholor while he was on the first,, binding himself to a pixie instead of a fairy familiar. guess it was Astrologian is more fitting for him being sharlyan but still would of given the job more rep and he was already an arcanist.

[@SateLight]

I still laugh at that pose and the pointy ring pop XD

[@ragnaroksolstice5832]

*Me a sprout who hasn’t even finished ARR* I have so many questions!!!!!!!

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

dont ask, youll find out in due time :)

[@nineballmk2]

Do not ask! DO!

[@MarthSR]

We shalt not spoileth thee!

[@Cutebunni]

1:47 god I wish that were me

[@Higth115]

Urianger is the Darkest Dark Knight ever lol

[@Tensaihime]

Recommended from 6 years ago… I love him now, but this part of the game had me refusing to trust him again until Shadowbringers.

[@rayjinflo]

Thou thou! Thou thou! Thou thou! Mr. Thou!

[@yuriski1]

The OG Hubert.

[@godsplayingfield]

the fact he fcking jojo poses then goes into the generic battle pose is what hits me most. like… dude…. that was LITERALLY ONLY TO BE EXTRA, FOR FCK SAKE

[@Exellocks]

Don't be intimated Squidward. Try to imagine him without his hood... OH NO HE'S HOT!

[@kennedyyu6787]

Ahh yes the jojo pose

[@Measos77]

Omg its orange yay.

[@plfernandes88]

S A C R O S A N C T

[@elijahgrimm8052]

1:52 JoJo pose

[@enclavesoldier4386]

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back >:(

[@markmessi9020]

I WoNDer WhO the MasKed Man Be ith?

[@royox]

Wait wait wait WAIT. How did Arbert know CHAIN magiks? Wasn't it a high level ancient thingie that a few ancients learned? (Like Elidibus).

[@BeeLightning]

Super Holmgang i guess

[@jackyoung1208]

Well, Ardbert and his gang were definitely being strung along by Elidibus at that point. But Lahabrea was the former keyward of Pandaemonium, the one that would have been a specialist in that kind of creation magic. Lahabrea didn't die until later in the expansion from this scene so it's feasible that they could have given him a basic version of the ability.

[@ValkeersYT]

Whats the theme at the end called?

[@gerse111]

the maker's ruin

[@chadthunder-cock3829]

that *Nay* tho

[@Sp0okt4rd]

he roasted em

[@scrapox217]

He is so extra

[@eolendes6432]

1:51 Nobody holds a book like this

[@MarthSR]

Urianger does!

[@jordanf00]

0:02 pp chain

[@Hexeyy]

recommended from six years ago lol

[@kevinyasutomi9790]

DRK best tank.

[@Zephyr_Weiss]

Mumkhar?

[@Badchi]

Dunketh thou shalt

[@wallysmart2432]

Did people actually believe Urainger betrayed?

[@Chaos_2x]

Yes. A realm reborn has the biggest plot twist which leads people to believe that urianger betrayed them.

[@lightests]

I still didn't trust Urianger until EW

[@hasseo195]

Mage beginn to cast. Alisaie beginn to hold a speach, about, that they have to stop him. Mage is ready, when she end her speach.^^

[@errorabortretry3694]

After seeing Alisaie in Trusts, there's no way he can channel fast enough to Limit Break her... I swear.

[@leonardogabriel955]

Time to Ddddddddddduel!!!!!!

[@flint7777]

man the voice acting is so bad

[@FoxBatinaHat]

Now I remember... whjy I switched to Japanese voice acting

[@pwnorbepwned]

Nothing wrong with these voices.

[@lunausagi8495]

@@pwnorbepwned Agreed, people just are weird

[@TeemoTemosson]

I've tried switching to Japanese voice acting, but it just sounds so awful.

[@dripstolfo4557]

@@TeemoTemosson with the Japanese voice acting everyone just sounds the same

[@iagodiago]

Both have their merits and flaws, and everyone prefers either one or the other. I like the english one better to be honest. Probably cause i played through the game with it once and i kinda grew attached to the characters having those voices

[@SoraShadowdancer]

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. Hold up there a minute Alphinaud. Did you just call him "U-rhee-an-jhe" and drop the "r"? Seriously?? What the hell have the English voice actors been doing this whole time?? This is why I listen to the Japanese version. I know the names are being pronounced as intended.

[@sapphomet9115]

No, that's actually just how it's pronounced. It's French.

[@alyssafew3371]

His name in Japanese is ウリエンジェ. U-ri-e-n-je. The faux-French pronounciation is legit and correct.

[@TheKa89]

Try the next level, being able to speak French and hear 'Ysayle' pronounced in a cutscene and just groaning. The faux French is hilarious sometimes.

[@OfficialDjTalksick]

Imagine being such a weeb you’re still wrong on pronunciations

[@omadselc]

by that logic so many of the names are pronounced incorrectly, what the hell are you calling "Al-Fi-Noe"? Imagine pronouncing the names exactly as they're spelt, fckn "AL-FIN-NAUD".