The Cleveland Browns - Professional Football's Lolcow

Lolcow (n) - A person or group of people laughed at for actions that they take, despite not trying to be funny. They may try to take themselves seriously, but they are often "milked" for laughs with or without their knowledge.
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[@djtrankilo231]

To think this video made Urinatingtree famous here on KZbin. Over 4 years later, the Factory of Sadness ousted his beloved/not-so-beloved Steelers.

[@InchonDM]

It's a statement as to how fast fortunes can change in football. Cleveland's gone from a 0-16 season to 11-5 and winning a wild card game in _three years!_

[@nicholasselke5214]

To be fair, the’76 Buccaneers and ‘08 Lions each made the playoffs three years after their infamous winless seasons. The Browns were due

[@bannedfromytfornoreason]

@@nicholasselke5214 The question is did they beat their biggest rival in the playoffs or even win a playoff game?

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@bannedfromytfornoreason well the lions one is a nope they haven't won a playoff game since the 90s

[@unkledoda420]

And 3 years later and they're a laughing stock again.

[@bcubed72]

Johnny Manziel's working on an autobiography. Working title: "If You Played For the Browns, You'd Drink, Too."

[@TheSkyrimps3]

bcubed72 replace “drink” with “do drugs”

[@djtrankilo231]

Manziel always partied before the Browns though

[@krisgordon3116]

And snort and inject it too.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Johnny Football's first season with the Browns was 2014: the Browns started the season 7-4 but finished the season with five consecutive losses (fail horn AND air horn!).

[@okami_eddy]

It's amazing how this vid aged perfectly, then aged poorly, and then aged perfectly again.

[@Heisenberg4188]

We don't suck suck we just horrifically underachieve which is worse

[@sherriwhite1894]

I mean, that’s how you look at it. Everyone else just looks at it as ‘’so bad it’s laughable.’’

[@anishthefish2439]

The Browns will always find a way to make us suffer. Somehow even though we have a great team the Browns managed to find a way to make everything shitty again. Sure, let’s spend 250 million guaranteed on a guy who hasn’t played in years.

[@vuthearithkeary4704]

@@anishthefish2439but they’re guaranteed a winning record this year

[@ericradford2142]

The Browns have clinched a playoff spot.

[@matthewshortle5274]

Happy 5 year anniversary to this video that started it all

[@TheUPChannel]

2008 - One of the best first round picks Cleveland has ever made: NO ONE! XD

[@EdEddnEddyonline1]

TheUPChannel now that's a burn

[@dartgoblin4227]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@daltonweathersby1320]

Destruction 100

[@patrioticsports8486]

Flame 100

[@SNPGandalf]

Cue airhorn

[@brettrossi034]

"you are a factory of sadness!!" Had me dying harder than the browns entire legacy of the 2000s

[@dynamoproductions5]

"...I'll see you next year."

[@joshuamartin4624]

“This is where players and coaches go to die.” Nowadays in 2021, that is Jacksonville

[@traviscummings9178]

2024: A new Factory of Sadness has opened its doors in Carolina

[@sargonian12]

One of the best first round picks Cleveland has ever made... No one 😂 😂 😂

[@clipobserver]

Joe Thomas was pretty good, too bad they wasted his career.

[@Sentient_Blob]

Myles Garret is a top 5 defensive linemen

[@anishthefish2439]

Joe Thomas is a HOF lock. Too bad he was pretty much the only reason anyone within a 60 miles radius had any hope.

[@darealconman]

I would say Joe Thomas and Myles Garrett were the 2 best first round picks Cleveland has made since 1999.

[@blackpanther1013]

@@darealconman don't forget about nick Chubb

[@erich84502a]

The Factory of Sadness is now the Factory of Happiness

[@mikewack6778]

The Pandemonium Palace

[@generic_sauce]

Factory of Gladness 🥳

[@liamrose.9]

Anyone here now ?

[@AutoArtemAuto]

Who else returned to this after the Browns made the playoffs?

[@AlexM-ry7ih]

me

[@ChiefBlue4298]

Me

[@AlonsoRules]

Whos here in 2020 after the Browns sacked everyone again

[@dougg2012]

Here

[@katzinhatz1]

My poor browns, lol. This video was well deserved tho, we suck

[@kirbymain2324]

Me tho

[@kirbymain2324]

Harry Engel I agree, I mean they were at least in the hunt for a bit this year but still. And they did fire Freddie Kitchens and now have Kevin Stefanski from the Vikings so who knows they could be wild card like Harry was saying

[@dperry_319]

Anthony Kernich except the opposing quarterbacks.

[@havelthedeadinside1799]

Crazy 4 years later they won a playoff game God damn we are getting old

[@mach6893]

And they're one of the most complete teams in the league. John Dorsey and Andrew Berry are miracle workers.

[@philithegamer8265]

@@mach6893 LOL kzbin.info/www/bejne/amLFXo2CatuGo8U

[@Jeff.3]

2017: you went 0-16, you have become the great grandpa of lolcows 2018: you have a much improved 7-8-1 season to where your fans are happy, you got baker Mayfield who looks good for a rookie and obj 2019: you go 6-10 and have a total team collapse. And Myles garrett was the lolcow of the year 2020: all it takes is the world going to shit and you finish 11-5 and make the playoffs and destory the steelers at home. 2021: you look to be off to a strong start in the first few weeks of the season..... turns out that was a mirage, you finish 8-9, miss the playoffs and now Baker Mayfield is looking to be traded in the off season.

[@sooners2037]

2023: after all those injuries and having to get Joe Flacco off the couch the Browns went 11-6 and made the playoffs

[@englenn806]

I’m from the future The Cleveland Browns Finally made the playoffs

[@terrymcmullen744]

In what year? 2969?

[@englenn806]

@@terrymcmullen744 this year

[@terrymcmullen744]

@@englenn806 wow 2020 I'm from 2016 and I thought it was impossible for them to make it in just 4 years

[@Inactive148]

When I went to Ohio over the summer to see family (btw from Boston ma) and overheard one of my relatives say "oh I hope the browns do good this year". I never laughed so hard in my life

[@whywhere1768]

Its not funny anymore now, is it?

[@pretzels713]

They are doing much better now. I hope they make the playoffs in 2019

[@MrSlashblade]

WhyWhere nah it’s still funny

[@jpointyt.9000]

This did not age good

[@emeraldflame6194]

Weird how they might make the playoffs now. A lot can change in 2 years.

[@jakevader93]

The Browns just destroyed the Steelers in a devastating playoff win! They are no longer lolcows!

[@djtrankilo231]

Steelers seem to be heading towards lolcowdom

[@havelthedeadinside1799]

Relaxxxx they said that bout the eagles in 2017

[@acrossthetracks]

Now they are mediocrity

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

They’re lolcows again

[@warrenwhiteheadiii41]

Nope still lolcows. Y’all suck again😂😂

[@neBen_]

And this has aged tremendously 6 YEARS LATER

[@TheTrueRman]

The only time you'll ever see "Browns" and "Superbowl" in the same sentence is when someone talks about taking a shit.

[@samuraibunny1758]

The Browns now made the playoffs

[@YourPalAlRetroGamer]

RIP The Factory of Sadness

[@jamesthejet1501]

They did it. They beat the Steelers, in the playoffs. Good job.

[@raphh-michaud1734]

This video aged perfectly

[@1960jack]

my favorite was the kick six and the Brown fan tearing his jersey apart!, I laughed for weeks, I just want to thank my Lord Jesus that I'm a Seahawk fan

[@gauravagochiya4218]

Ah yes, thank the Lord that you always get to remember that you should’ve handed the ball off to Marshawn Lynch at the 1 yard line. Every NFL fan’s dream.

[@ry8911gvsu]

The Detroit Lions are the only one close to the Browns. One playoff win in 50 years. 0 Superbowls, 0-16, and wasting the talents of all-time greats Barry Saunders and Calvin Johnson. Plus there's the whole Lions curse.

[@carloalberto4132]

ry8911gvsu nah they actually made it to the playoffs a couple of times this decade

[@MisterMarioKart]

I think the Lions are worse historically, because they've been around much longer. I'd say the browns are worse now, and I'm a Detroit Pistons fan

[@zippymk13]

Don't worry, the Browns are about to match your 0-16 season.

[@LGDevilsFan]

Who’s here after they blew a game against the Jets?

[@martavioustisby4942]

Me

[@kendraftman]

me

[@lhaviland8602]

1:28 When your speech about no longer being a joke accidentally becomes a joke.

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Not only has this aged perfectly but the lovable losers image is gone from and they’re one of the most hated teams in the league

[@ericradford2142]

The Browns are in the playoffs despite losing DeShaun Watson and Nick Chubb for the season.

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

@@ericradford2142 tbh losing Watson was probably the best thing to ever happen to them. Not only are they giving Joe Flacco (of all people) one hell of a last ride but now people like them again bc they’re represented by a man making one of the greatest sports Comebacks since Tiger Woods instead of football Bill Cosby. (I do hope Chubb is able to recover tho)

[@Zoomer30]

"YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!" .... and staph infection.

[@gauravagochiya4218]

*AIRHORN INTENSIFIES*

[@evilerniez]

28 year old QB in the first round? How is this possible?

[@UrinatingTree]

Because Cleveland.

[@ryerwilkes3051]

Mitch Charles Terrell Pryor is pretty old but the only reason why is because he got held back a lot in school

[@samgardner4667]

Weeded washed out as a pitcher, went to OKST to play football

[@JohnRitchiejd23]

René Maybe he played in the CFL- Wait, this is Brandon Weeden were talking about, aren't we?

[@noahcastillo8798]

René Weeden made it all the way to AAA with the New York Yankees organization before he decided baseball was not going to work out. He then went back to school to play qb at Oklahoma State and actually played decently.

[@walrusnation2496]

Braylen Edwards while Aaron Rodgers was on the board. As a Packers fan, thank you, Browns.

[@MacenW]

Staph infections! *beep* MORE staph infections! *beep* The staff infection known as Johnny Football! *airhorn*

[@aaronTGP_3756]

2016: jokes on you they went 1-15, not 0-16! Next year they surely won't go 1-15! 2017: I was right. But not in a good way. 0-16. 2018: 7-8-1 means everything! Baker Mayfield looks great! They're getting OBJ! 2019: 6-10 and a total collapse. Myles Garrett helmet hit. 2020: 11-5, and makes the Divisional round. You're finally a good team.

[@philithegamer8265]

LOL kzbin.info/www/bejne/amLFXo2CatuGo8U

[@eskimopython2807]

2021: 8-9, no one cares about you anymore. Meanwhile, your copycat in the Bengals just went to the AFC Championship. Welcome to surgery, Baker!

[@rydawg26]

HOLY 💩, THEY ACTUALLY MADE THE PLAYOFFS

[@deadaccountguys]

The mascot should've been Cleveland Brown himself.

[@ReverendBenzo]

"I don't give a hell". Who taught you how to curse? The same old lady that taught you how to catch?

[@gauravagochiya4218]

Apparently she’s the same one that taught him how to drive a motorcycle

[@MultiKushie]

Now we are a factory of happiness ☺️☺️☺️

[@thedistantprinceinyouremai6345]

Finally, the browns have arrived

[@theunderdawg.]

2:56 had my sides hurting

[@TheJuanlozano]

Who’s here after they just beat the Steelers In the playoffs

[@bowlchamps37]

1-31 the last 2 seasons. Only the San Diego Chargers choked. They must feel equally bad.

[@Estee1024]

Where has this channel been all my life ? Funny ass content bro! Keep up the good work

[@bucketfullabiscuits7865]

He got what he asked for

[@natturnertv]

Yes it is the Football Gods getting back at Cleveland. The Football God Paul Brown.

[@nathanadams6283]

I feel like Tree needs to do one of these on the Texans.

[@croikee]

I live near Cleveland and this is great! 😂😂

[@keeganclover]

7:11 You got your wish Tree! Took 4 years and the entire world to be engulfed in flames but still. 🥳

[@dogtrixgrooming3481]

9-4 so far in the NFL they have there 1st winning season since 2007

[@ImBoredAF1]

One day this video will be nostalgic for me. That’s how much I’ve watched and laughed at the video

[@stefanjordan4770]

The Pittsburgh steelers are now those lol cows 😅

[@mojorider8067]

what truly makes it worse is the number of times they are actually in a position to win and invariably screw it up worse than the bengals.

[@westcrook2718]

Who else came here after the browns went 0-16

[@stephenvavasseur8826]

I’m commenting here in 2022….the Happy Ending Quarterback gets his first start in December. Let us hope this is truly where QBs come to die, cuz Watson deserves it!

[@Jack-xd1bd]

"If Donald Trump can become president than even Cleveland can be a good football team"...holy shit it happened

[@jovanjoseph5422]

This is insane

[@officalwolfrevolution7766]

I dont hold much hope they'll win against the Chiefs, but if they do I might root for the Browns....weird thing to say from a Pittsburgh native

[@dannynumbskull5339]

Wow

[@rizkyanandita8227]

@@officalwolfrevolution7766 at least you can say your division won a Super Bowl. Success by proxy?

[@officalwolfrevolution7766]

@@rizkyanandita8227 Maybe. I dunno. Seems like the most likely candidates for the Super Bowl haven't planned out...except for the Chiefs who shall be known now as the First Order.

[@themikester3344]

They did it. The perfect season.

[@caintolley]

Indeed

[@joshuagamboaii741]

2017: 0-16.

[@conspo5533]

Most win in two years 31-1

[@wattlol]

They said it could be done, they did the possible

[@MAAtx]

The buttfumble now 3 games away

[@blakeattig5426]

In 2020, they have more wins than their 2015-17 seasons combined

[@spittin_BXRS]

Wow what an improvement

[@masterchief366]

Thank god

[@SamnissArandeen]

2020 almost tripled 15-17

[@rerumusic9621]

they had the same amount of losses in 2020 as wins in 2015, 2016, and 2017

[@ObiWanGinobiliTopFan]

Actually I think they had.more wins in 2020 than the previous 20 years combined 🤣

[@stacktus9158]

5 years later and this is still accurate. They gave a sexual predator the most guaranteed money in the history of football. Their fuckery knows no bounds.

[@ightboss2151]

Except in 2020 where even the factory of sadness went down but came back roaring in 2021 and has been in tip top shape ever since

[@fortynights1513]

@@ightboss2151 It amounted to one season, but the 2020 team was pretty solid. They aren’t in a very good situation now though.

[@yeetyeet3279]

I mean at least we’re winning a couple more games a season now I guess

[@dboii9741]

Yea but they’re not the typical browns anymore‼️ they’re actually a team that can get to a SB

[@partyv4n908]

​@@dboii9741deshaun crosby will never take them further than the wildcard

[@HenryvKeiper]

My wife is an Ohio native, and my gosh, her whole side of the family and the Browns...it's like a woman in an abusive relationship who stays in it for the kids.

[@BohepansTheThird]

The ugly, evil, out of control kids that only a mother could live, and still not giving up on them. Oh, those Cleveland Browns. Wow. I always knew they were pretty forgettable - but I guess I was wrong at least in that they're memorable for all the wrong reasons! Hahah.

[@bengalsfan5655]

HenryvKeiper tell your wife if she is from ohio be a bengals fan

[@masonlanger4208]

Bengalsfan56 The Bengals and Browns have one thing in common. They can't win a playoff game

[@nohbuddy1]

Bucks in 6 They both were founded by Paul Brown

[@Sam-im5tc]

Bengalsfan56. I'd rather be a Browns fan. At least then I don't have to deal with Vontaze fucking Burfict and Pacman shitting away a game that was won.

[@IgnoringPhDvideo]

DeShaun Watson: "Can't wait to play in the NFL!" (watches Cleveland Browns game) DeShaun Watson: Time to pull an Elway

[@UrinatingTree]

This can also be used with Myles Garrett or DeShone Kizer. The choice between a perennial dumpster fire, a brand new dumpster fire, or a forgotten dumpster fire. Incredible.

[@CC-sv9fs]

Ignoring_PhD no watson going to Airazona kizzer going to Cleveland

[@lavarballgoat2.2betterthan86]

Schlasser AKA UrinatingTree the Rams wouldn't take another QB in round one

[@infinitetundra]

Ignoring_PhD or an Eli.

[@UrinatingTree]

But the Niners and/or Jaguars may.

[@MultiNerve]

"YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS" Jesus my sides hurt so much

[@kz1000ps]

You should check out the full video. It's the kind of comedic genius only a suffering hometown fan can come up with

[@joeb1955]

"One of the best first round picks the Browns have ever made! ... NO ONE." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - IT'S TRUE -HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jamantem]

Nicholas Tricarico sheesh at least the raiders are doing something. This thing has been going on continuously for the Browns not gonna stop anytime soon.

[@kevinblack5319]

maybe that makes Cleveland Fans wants to ban the people in Mansfield from being able to be fans

[@beng4151]

I'm pissing myself! LOL!!!!!!

[@garyposte167]

Drew Carey: “I have a message, a message to everyone who made fun of Cleveland, a message to everyone who ever told a Cleveland joke or laugh at a Cleveland joke, you can now officially shut up”. I mean he was right, problem is that it took 20 years.

[@joeflores8062]

Rocket Man?

[@fan.of.feet2310]

See you in 20 from now I guess when you get past the 2nd round of the playoffs only to choke again

[@Deltasquad382943]

@@fan.of.feet2310 The salt is hilarious lmao I know it’s hard to accept that Cleveland is good finally, but it’s actually not hard at all, get over it.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

@@fan.of.feet2310 wrong team from the city, I think you're talking about the Cleveland Baseball Team

[@ghosttoast8610]

@@fan.of.feet2310 lol fr they got one playoff win and don’t know how to act

[@anthonyfareals]

linebacker and he doesn't suck. LETS TRADE HIM 😭😂😂😂😂

[@genericgamingcommentator8236]

anthony hernandez the staph infection known as JOHNNY FOOTBALL! *airhorn plays*

[@Jake-rc4ws]

anthony hernandez one of the best cornerbacks in the league in joe Haden? Lets release him!

[@boiboi8970]

Jake thank you for him

[@dartgoblin4227]

Signing perennial under achiever Dwayne Bowe for $9,000,000 ...to make five catches. FIVE.

[@mooiemooface1550]

Joe Thomas! An elite offensive lineman! LETS WASTE HIS CAREER!!!

[@DanIsHuman]

2017: yeah this aged well. 2018: We're relevant! 2019: yeah this aged well. 2020: We won a playoff game! 2021: yeah this aged well. 2022: oh boy this aged amazingly. 2023: We made the playoffs with Joe Flacco. And we lost the wildcard 45-14.... Aged amazingly...

[@samuelfrick3475]

Whose here after the Browns won a playoff game in Pittsburgh against their hated rivals?

[@titoaldunate]

yup

[@ManoharRajanlalala]

Me

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

And in the craziest way possible The steelers tbh have been the new browns after they blew the lead agaist the Washington Football Team aka the redskins

[@lukethompson2714]

I want to send a message to everyone who ever made fun of Cleveland to everyone who’s ever told a Cleveland joke or laughed at a Cleveland joke you can now officially SHUT UP!!!

[@ManoharRajanlalala]

@@lukethompson2714 lol and urinating tree is a Steelers fan

[@Colemartinez52]

LINEBACKER! And he doesent suck! LETS TRADE HIM

[@TominoHoshino]

Conglaturation Cleveland! 0-16!

[@walker1984]

How many loses in a row do they have so far counting the ones after there one and only win last season?

[@FanTomeBoosh]

Came here to post this

[@jorgealan997]

The circle is now complete!

[@generalalwick4242]

Thanks!

[@8Oblivion_Lost8]

just 16. They won the last game of the 2016 season to finish 1-15

[@DestinyZX1]

They are 0-16. They are 0-16.

[@raythemenace1]

Well 2018 season they are 6-7-1 just update you

[@jakejohnson8926]

7-8-1

[@kevinp6812]

*They. Are. 0. And. 16.*

[@LammyV]

POV: you’re here after the browns destroyed the Steelers

[@ITDBruins]

this is a reallt fun POV

[@alexhoy2272]

Yes

[@Kaiden-9226]

Yes man

[@23aup73]

@First Name Last Name your mad cause you have tik tik stars and not football players on your team and your QB is Ben worthlessberger

[@coasterhockygamingboy9549]

@First Name Last Name you and your peelers had one of the worse losses in NFL history against THE BROWNS

[@TheWorldsBiggestFan89]

As of right now the factory of sadness has been closed.

[@crimsonislandmachine1057]

Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks! Celebrate this win like it is your first ever Super Bowl win Cleveland, Ohio. You deserve it.

[@bestcatowner8711]

The Factory of Sadness may be closed but something new is born. Pittsburgh’s new Factory of Salt

[@EliT347]

@@bestcatowner8711 80% of it being produced by one yinzer alone. LOL

[@alexolds9840]

It hasn't been closed. It's been moved to KeyBank Center, home of the Buffalo Sabres.

[@coruscant100]

@@alexolds9840 I feel it's more moved to One Jet Drive, home of the lowly New York Jets.

[@thekingbarrelmaker7642]

2020: this video aged poorly 2022: this video aged perfectly 2023: and now they’re back in the playoffs. Happy for everyone except Deshaun Watstein.

[@vuthearithkeary4704]

They’re guaranteed a winning record in 2023!

[@ericradford2142]

2023: They’re in the playoffs.

[@Con-b6x]

2023: 14-45

[@georgerogers1166]

And the Texans blow you out. And the Buccaneers won a blowout with the qb you rejected.

[@MNSportsJunkie101]

And now, finally, after 18 years they’re back in the playoffs. Congrats boys!

[@NikeTubeStudios]

My comment from three years ago aged badly for me. I got an Owen 16 T-shirt then and didn't expect I would become a full Browns fan afterward. Making the playoffs makes me really happy.

[@metraking192]

And they won

[@fan.of.feet2310]

Aaaand then they lost

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

@@fan.of.feet2310 well, it was against the Chiefs, so they had little chance even without the refball, but last season was sadness again

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

Aaaaaand they pissed off Baker Mayfield and brought in Deshaun “66 Women” Watson. They will ALWAYS find a way to fuck it up.

[@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly]

Since this video was uploaded… …the Browns went 0-16, got two straight number 1 overall picks, COVID became a thing, the Browns won a playoff game at Pittsburgh and broke their winless streak there going back to 2004, and became irrelevant again as Baker Mayfield became a Progressive meme

[@backwoodstv6195]

Not to mention signing Deshaun Watson and him not eve playing

[@dragonforceczar1610]

My favorite lines from this: "LINEBACKER! And he DOESN'T suck! LET'S TRADE HIM!" and "First round pick decides to be Johnny Football: An insult to the term 'fucking idiot'. *airhorn intensifies*" + "The staph infection known as Johnny Football. *airhorn intensifies again*"

[@rivalstorm7216]

That line kills me

[@arab2k506]

«LETS TRADE HIM» that Line is fucking legendary

[@squilliam0909]

What about the line about Braylen Edwards: “Big game wide reciever? Yes please! Only one teensy little problem, he’s not exactly the greatest team mate. And he can’t really catch.”

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

"Two radioactive cancers for the price of one? SOLD! They have major maturity issues and may not actually care about football? Who cares, we've got Johnny fucking Football!"

[@warrensmitchell]

“This is the best week of the season for the Cleveland Browns. Why? It’s their bye week.”

[@VonsTheGOAT]

Who's watching this after the browns went 0-16 😂

[@buckeye9983]

The Gimme Your Ring King me

[@isaiahkayode8783]

Here

[@MikeBNumba6]

Saw it when he first posted it. Watching it again because it popped up on my home page

[@DestinyZX1]

Here

[@history9740]

Me

[@nothingintosomething6663]

dubious immortality achieved: 0-16 is finally here.

[@razkable]

except we wont remember them as fondly as the first team that did it the 08 lions so they couldn't even lose right...its not even history although back to back 15 loss seasons is something I don't think anyone will forget 1-31 lol

[@gorkskoal9315]

can't forget: congradulations! they now have fewer good seasons than the fucking lions...who in 2008 managed to go 0-16...4 times...including several times as the spartans with 0 wins.

[@TheRADRAD]

Ah, such an unbelievably charismatic auditory compilation. I could listen to this man speak to me of the end of days until time immemorial. It's so good to have you back just voicing concerns over whatever. It's simply the pure sentences of intelligent bile that are formed that keep me coming back. You have truly become anything BUT "generic".

[@coreylineberry8557]

He's so good, he makes ads for SeatGeek entertaining.

[@shermanngjazz]

Browns just humiliated the Steelers!

[@eddietran5803]

browns is the browns!!!!

[@nametager7539]

@@eddietran5803 If it was the true Browns they wouldn't even make the playoffs

[@masterchief366]

Nameless gray faces my ass, am I right???

[@mrpotential11]

Idk why but "first round pick decides to be Johnny Football" always gets me 😂

[@AverageKingBooEnjoyer]

An insult to the term fucking idiot! *AIRHORN INTENSIFIES*

[@connernorris8426]

😂

[@thanhcollie360]

Who's here after Cleveland is murdering the Steelers in the wild card round

[@ohioboy1878]

Me

[@antoniomoton5008]

Me

[@djtrankilo231]

Me

[@trevorrunyons4140]

Me

[@EliT347]

Me

[@eggdogthedog3260]

"Staph infections! More staph infections! T h e s t a f f i n f e c t i o n k n o w n a s J o h n y F o o t b a l l!" You can't roast him any better than that

[@AkBIGTexS]

Nothing epitomizes the Browns of the last twenty years more than, "Who cares? We've got Johnny Fucking Football"

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

*MLG airhorn*

[@brettk.1398]

Bruh. The Browns are murdering the Steelers in the Wild Card.

[@Ultra_Pear]

That Browns blocked field goal cost my dad 100 bucks.

[@captainfangle2245]

The Intellectual Pear how

[@alanbelcher6568]

Captain fargle I would say he probably bet on the game...

[@Drogon7102]

I mean your dad was kinda dumb to bet for the browns...

[@itskechn1021]

Drogon true

[@theemoninja43]

The Browns have been eliminated from the playoffs again

[@pensavspatsfandom98]

Who’s here after the Browns ruined another potential franchise quarterback in Baker Mayfield by trading him to the Carolina Panthers for ONLY a 2024 conditional 5th round pick?!?! 😂

[@sergiomacias4311]

A beautiful Cleveland Browns tradition

[@infinitetundra]

The Spongebob music tho lol

[@wolfkilljoy]

Will E. Sniper Gang POOP

[@mrawesomexyz]

This video has been aging well. The Browns pick an absolute stud DE in Myles Garrett who also has on-field issues now. They drafted Baker Mayfield, a QB who had a fantastic rookie year, and also Nick Chubb, their next franchise RB. They also bring in Odell Beckham Jr. and Jarvis Landry to tp off what should be a prolific offense, as well as a strong defense that has been bolstered by the arrival of Demaryius Randle and Denzel Ward. With this culmination of talent all coming together, they accomplish.... a .500 ish season and likely miss the playoffs entirely

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

They should have kept Gregg Williams as HC. Given another season, they’d have made playoffs. They would probably have lost Wild Card, but it would have lit a fire beneath them. That’s what happens when you let your 2nd year quarterback help choose the coach.

[@marcobazan4187]

What about mayfield again

[@calmcquin9697]

@@baxatakbaxatak2014 finally they listen to analytics dept and hire stefanski

[@baxatakbaxatak2014]

@@calmcquin9697 They’re the Browns. They’ll find a way to fuck it up. Hell, they went 10-6 with Romeo Crennel and Derek Anderson in 2007. Got greedy, pissed off Derek by drafting Brady Quinn, and went 4-12 the next year.

[@calmcquin9697]

@@baxatakbaxatak2014 maybe youre right, but if they listen to the analytics team, they should do good. Theyre 2nd in most analytics like data driven decisions, quality of data, etc. And 1st for amount of data produced

[@chazztreat8317]

“You are a factory of sadness” Roll credits!

[@3N2sw]

"Factory of Sadness" should be on a shirt.

[@jackbrown6589]

It is I have one myself

[@TheCamSays]

Local clothing shops in Cleveland used to make them and I managed to get one. Best bet to get one now (even though the “factory” is supposedly closed) is RedBubble or TeePublic.

[@NWOWCW4Life1]

You wanna know what’s the sad or funny or whatever in the whole part of this? Even if say, Deshaun leads them to greatest success, it would be in a way still be The Browns being The Browns cause of Watson. Especially with the real life baggage in him which is quite reminded of a certain QB who is retired. Somehow.. Someway.. The Browns cannot ever celebrate any kind of success without any nonsense. A factory of sadness, pain and misery... And no sympathy will be given

[@johnfinne]

They can go 0-16 for 16 seasons and I will still love them.

[@jangouss_3353]

Browns Fan Loyalty

[@Kira-zi1qp]

Browns Fan what about 17

[@maxcrss2845]

Saved by the Le'Veon Bell they wouldn't exist after that

[@DaytonaRoadster]

stupidity

[@mitchellarrabee9170]

now that's a loyal fan

[@ssjgodsgamingxx9523]

this team desperately needs Jesus

[@UrinatingTree]

Jesus abandoned this team long, long ago.

[@lcrossmk8563]

He has to come back. He has to. Is God really that cruel? I don't know.

[@Morei-san]

lcrossmk8 Weeeeeeeeeell *points to Old Testament*

[@lcrossmk8563]

The only way for this team to win is for Jesus to come back. Because NFL owners suck pepperoni balls at running a team.

[@fusi0n_203]

lcrossmk8 "I'm not coming back." -Jesus

[@DaveSchager]

Since this video has been uploaded: 2017: Browns went 0-16 2018: Browns draft Baker Mayfield to lead them to a moderate 7-8-1 season 2020: The Browns go 11-5 and beat the Steelers in the Wild Card round (only playoff win for the rebooted Browns) 2022: They send their only QB who has won a playoff game for them to Carolina as the Browns pick up a guy with 24 alleged sexual assault cases who then gets suspended for 11 games Some things don’t change: the Browns is the Browns

[@shocktrauma85]

Except they get a lot less sympathy these days since they decided to go full heel.

[@kendraftman]

2017 was the DEATH of Cleveland Browns

[@ericradford2142]

2023: Joe Flacco comes out of retirement and leads the Browns to the playoffs.

[@mikecosta6488]

“Honesty I want them to start winning again” *fast forward to 2021* Well Tree, they started winning again but I don’t think you’re gonna like who they beat...

[@philithegamer8265]

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[@MetalJew13]

I’m watching this in 2020. Cleveland is 9-3, they will have a winning record and maybe make the playoffs. Trump isn’t getting a second term and the browns might make the playoffs.

[@Qcxm]

Trump won't concede

[@MetalJew13]

@@Qcxm cool. He doesn’t have to.

[@benglauner6098]

Who’s here after the browns are actually looking good and are 10-4

[@marcusdagoatawc3165]

@Pat PresRoche nah

[@theman1412]

Hold your breath

[@justbecause7402]

Imagine if they miss the playoffs 😳😳😳

[@Demendred]

Thanks for the upload, love it. The music bed fits perfectly.

[@darealconman]

2017: You went 0-16. And Hue Jackson is still your HC. That's all I have to say. 2018: You finally found your franchise QB in Baker Mayfield, as he led the Browns to a 7-9 record (which was very impressive by Cleveland standards at the time), and set the rookie TD record. Also, Nick Chubb became what Trent Richardson was supposed to be, and Myles Garrett and Denzel Ward look like great leaders on defense. 2019: Congratulations, Browns! You are the offseason champions after trading for one of the best WRs in the game in OBJ! Too bad success in the offseason doesn't translate to success on the field. You ended up firing your HC and GM (again) after another disappointing season. The worst part is that you actually did *better* in 2018. 2020: Holy shit! You actually made the playoffs after an impressive 11-5 season, AND you beat the Steelers in a playoff game! You may have fallen short to the Chiefs, but you can blame the refs for ruling Daniel Sorenson's dirty hit on Rashard Higgins as a touchback for that loss. You'll be back in the playoffs very soon, Browns. 2021: Injuries plague your team throughout the whole season (including Baker Mayfield), but at least it wasn't nearly as bad as the 49ers' injury plague from last season. The real downside is that not only did you miss the playoffs, but OBJ demanded a release from you (and later signed with the Rams), and your hated in-state rival in the Bengals made it to the Super Bowl… 2 seasons after going 2-14. The good news is that the Bengals lost the Super Bowl, the bad news is that now you think Baker Mayfield sucks (even though he was just injured for most of the season). So what do you do in the following offseason? 2022: You trade 3 first-round picks to the Texans for "an adult" at QB, and give him a fully guaranteed $230 million deal, therefore pissing Baker Mayfield off so much that he's demanded a trade elsewhere. You do eventually trade Baker Mayfield to the Panthers… 4 months after he demanded a trade… for pennies on the dollar. Also, your "adult" at QB is revealed to be a sexual predator, and is likely to be suspended for the whole season. So who’s your next option at QB? Jacoby Brissett. Time to bring the infamous Browns QB jersey out of retirement! Now including the names of Baker Mayfield, Case Keenum, Nick Mullens, and likely Jacoby Brissett! 2023: You lose Nick Chubb early in the season due to injury, but the team finds a way to get back up on their feet and march forward to an 11-6 season, and a wild card spot. Kevin Stefanski wins his 2nd Coach of the Year award, and Myles Garrett finally has a DPOY award to add to his Hall of Fame résumé. You become the first franchise in NFL history to make the playoffs after starting 4 different QB’s: He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named, PJ Walker, Dorian Thompson-Robinson, and… the most surprising name of them all… Comeback Player of the Year award winner Joe Flacco! The downside is you get bounced in the wild card game by the Houston Texans of all teams, and to make matters worse for you, Baker Mayfield leads the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to a playoff win as he revives his career there. I bet you miss Baker now, Browns.

[@hijanniesdoitforfree]

You literally wrote his next "Cleveland Browns - Professional Football's Lolcow Part 2". Conglaturation!

[@Redmenace96]

I'm still trying to figure out how Baker Mayfield did so much for the Browns.... and was seen to the door- so quickly. Are you sure he can't play football? How can you flip the switch so quickly?? Dingbats at the top, not a player/coach problem.

[@vuthearithkeary4704]

Guaranteed a winning record in 2023!!

[@ericradford2142]

2023: Joe Flacco comes out of retirement and leads the Browns to the playoffs.

[@TheKrazyk2010]

Browns just won a playoff game!!!

[@spittin_BXRS]

Whoppee

[@Asheleuhwbhf]

“YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS.” -Some Cleveland Browns fan

[@jackbrown6589]

b1gb0y27thiCC you mean all