You can`t Buy this Machine, so I Built One

[@urituchmanpigeon]

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[@alexnoman1498]

I have never laughed as hard at a lathe construction video before!

[@IR-nq4qv]

great video as always Uri, loved the build and your homage to Hand Tool Rescue

[@ddoherty5956]

Uri, when laser cutting veneer do you cut both pieces exactly the same size or do you have to offset one? Many thanks Dave.

[@tamasmihaly1]

you and HAND TOOL RESCUE should do a collaboration. You have similar styles and sense of humor.

[@thetotalfunction7736]

Uri, in case if handling of the toolholder isn't convenient you could make a base for toolholder with two handles like on a router plane

[@HandToolRescue]

As someone with potentially several undiagnosed mental disorders, I enjoyed this video.

[@laurenlewis4189]

I came looking in the comments as soon as I saw the ~~blatant rip-off~~ homage. Love your sense of humor!

[@jmckinney0040]

I can't help but smile every time your intro plays!!! Love it.

[@ryanbuss2498]

I think you should narrate one Uri’s videos and he should narrate one of yours.

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thank you! I just hope this video didn't introduce a few others to your list.

[@avenuex3731]

A fan of you both. The only thing now is for HTR to shave his beard into a Kentucky Colonel and draw little birds on stuff. It only seems proper.

[@marvingeleijnse]

Uri Tuchman: wood worker, metal worker, machinist, tool maker, clock maker, printer in the third dimension, comedian, content creator, artist and landshark hunter. Truly a renaissance man

[@rias5728]

You forgot singer/musical artist 🎼

[@dannydetonator]

If i'm not mistaken, also a composer and definitely a pro pianist. Which means that he's basically a musician who learned other engineering stuff for substinance and fun. Just like me (if i was successful maintaining all that), if i'm not projecting. You'd be surprised how many hidden, unsuccesful musicians work in CNC/metal or woodwork.

[@TheFoxOfThredneedleStreet]

Don't forget musician and film maker. Hehe

[@FoxDog1080]

Absolutely

[@ray-charc3131]

he don't use cnc milling machine but use the proportional engraving machine but also use laser cutting/engraving machine

[@bigbossimmotal]

Don't ever change Mr. Tuchman. You brighten my outlook on humanity with every video.

[@newfangledcypher5309]

Yeah, low key, this dude’s personality has to power to pull me out of depression

[@whitehouseummahh9725]

I agree100%, he makes the world a little more round

[@Schismarch]

Same

[@MadiHunt-pq3rs]

Same, this guy is a gem

[@souvikmukherjee1240]

You guys are really depressed

[@blockerman3d266]

I love that all of the tools he uses to make his art are themselves pieces of art that he uses to make his tools which he uses to make his art. And he's a joy to watch as well.

[@spustatu]

I don't think this was the weirdest possible way to present a video about making something, but it was still far, far weirder than it needed to be. I appreciate that.

[@vrvvrv848]

There’s no limit in the need to be weird.

[@2004jpepper]

The small amount gags, at least one random made up song, and animations mixed in made this highly HIGHLY entertaining. Actually bringing me happiness. As Well As keeping me interested in the video overall. Do not stop, do not change.

[@MajorRocker74]

I appreciate your homage to Hand Tool Rescue. 1:09

[@daveys]

Keep an eye out for Eric commenting. He’s one of Uri’s subscribers.

[@JuiGpser]

He needed to use more evaporust

[@Wishbone1977]

Yeah, the Hand Tool Rescue intro was on point 😀

[@waldobean7534]

Just needed the garbage in the floor.

[@fredmon927]

@@waldobean7534 where is the banana phone?

[@quinbee_creates]

As your project ambitions grow, so too do your video ambitions. This one was just chockful of entertaining bits. Never stop never stopping, Uri.

[@AndyFromBeaverton]

0:22 I love how eBay lists the condition of the 400-year-old lathe as "Used".

[@jimmydesouza4375]

At least it's not "1 previous owner".

[@wizrom3046]

"New. Unused condition. Still in original packaging."

[@marknerren402]

@@wizrom3046 NOS lathe

[@i_am_terom4810]

​@@wizrom3046Current owner is a 483 year old vampire who is currently fed up of his first lathe and would like to upgrade to something more recent, maybe something from the 1850's maybe

[@andypughtube]

Slide rests were first recorded around 1720. I think it is extremely unlikely that the lathe in the advert is from 1600. And the lathe in the advert clearly has a leadscrew which I think was invented by Henry Maudslay around 1800. I am not even sure it's really an ornamental lathe. The gears make no sense.

[@wojciechorowski5453]

Of all the slightly twisted KZbinrs, you're my favorite, I love watching your projects.

[@GentlemensWatchServices]

Beautiful. It must be difficult remaining the most humble man on KZbin when you’re such a hero!

[@jimmy_jamesjams_a_lot4171]

THANK YOU! Now I know that I haven’t been the only person in the World who shops for old watchmaker’s lathes, with my end plan being to create something that will look pretty upon a coffee table, or bookshelf. But I still feel so insignificant when I see all of the effort you put, and a great deal of very valuable resources you have to hand. If only I were a little more resourceful, and a whole lot more refined, I could’ve been you. YES, you are a recipient of my jealousy. Please, know that this should not scare you enough to worry, I am harmless and my jealously even less. If I am to ever achieve even a portion of what you do, I need you to go on, so that I can learn a few things from your content. And now that I’ve realized that I have old motor that needs a home in some contraption, I’m off to make one of those lathes!! Very inspiring,URI!!

[@paulthebaker]

Speaking of sharks, A shark can swim faster than I can, but I can run faster than a shark can, So in a triathlon I guess it’s up to who’s a better cyclist.

[@NesredepEvo]

oh my, this is gold!

[@paulgirkingirtron5304]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfgangkranek376]

Hence the proverb: A man needs a shark, like a shark needs a bicycle.

[@kingofcastlechaos]

I am placing this in my best of all time quotes. I mentor kids and this may totally enhance their understanding of the vast wisdom of older people. LOL

[@villageidiot4020]

Gold!

[@joonashannila8751]

Haha I love how this guy has slowly grown from awkward on camera, into this funny guy. Absolutely love it! As a welder/fabricator I also genuinely enjoy these things he magically creates.

[@thebilgehan]

All the videos, ALL THE VIDEOS ARE JUST PERFECT, from the oldest to the newest, never ceases to amaze. By far my favorite channel on KZbin. And the most beautiful and full gold mine I've ever discovered on the KZbin. I can't stop praising Mr. Tuchman. I hope to meet you in person one day. 🎩

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thanks! I really appreciate that!

[@davidangelo8902]

I really like how you don't just build a machine, you include very artistic and visually pleasing additions.

[@jambusspeakermouse1325]

I had the chance to buy an ornamental rose engine lathe when i was a student for the low price of £1000... I didn't because i was in a tiny single room flat and that would have been my food budget. Not a day goes by that i wish i'd given them my student loan and sleep in the bath.

[@domainmojo2162]

It'll come around again mate. I've experienced it... however there is one that I will forever rue- a 1958 lathe from " Machinenbau".. a complete factory standing beast for a measly $200... well taken care off, calibrated and everything. Must've cost 10s of thousands in it's day. I went to see the owner and to check it out- some retired, eccentric German machinist- who was as funny as he was sassy. He had 2/3 other more modern lathes and this one took up a lot of space in his garage. Kids weren't interested. He just wanted to get rid. The next day, I got word I was relocating to Malawi (I'm from Namibia), and in all the chaos of an immediate relocation and the hallabaloo that goes with it, I forgot about it. When I eventually got round to it, 2 weeks later, he sold it. 😞 I still h* myself to this day! 😀

[@ronaldmasterbud1551]

The Should'a Would'a Could'a's My List Is WAY TOO LONG !!! Stuff I Should Have Bot, Stuff I Should Have Kept, Stuff I Should Have NEVER Sold !!!

[@ronaldmasterbud1551]

P.S. And A Person I Should Have NEVER MARRIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Xodabeef]

​@@ronaldmasterbud1551Sir, this is about an ornament lathe.

[@thebings3250]

YOU ARE A GIFT!!! Thank you so much for sharing yourself with us.

[@JMFuller227]

Totally freaking awesome! And I love the your homage to Handtool Rescue! He’s another one of my favorites!

[@JosephCatrambone]

This whole video is a combination of my favorite things: making stuff, fixing stuff, and surrealist high-effort-low-effort comedy like 15:59 that completely broad-sides me and leaves me wheezing on the ground with tears of laughter in my eyes.

[@kuglepen64]

After exhausting all the wrong ways to make a lathe you are finally left with only the right way.

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Yes, a real headstock might have help with that😅

[@niklnikl1]

You literally make works of Art , very functional art. And your videos are fun to watch as well! Keep up the awesome work Uri.

[@piccalillipit9211]

*WOW YOUR CHANNEL IS DOING SO WELL* I remember when you were in the corner of your apartment making finger tapping machines with 6 hand tools

[@michaelcagle5938]

How can anyone have this much skill at so many disciplines and be cool and funny at the same time? I'm gonna go eat some dirt.

[@peetiegonzalez1845]

This has to be the best video I've watched of yours. At least that I can remember. What fun. And well done for building what you built. Amazing as always.

[@danbreyfogle8486]

This video is the very first time that I actually watched a maker while the included a sponsors video. It was, just like the rest of your video, entertaining and "not stupid" like so many others. You make me smile and laugh out loud.

[@k1ckyscotland988]

I just hit "like" at the start of the video. Even if I have no idea what he's up to,I know it will be entertaining.

[@Fray-Bentos]

Did exactly the same before even seeing this comment ...

[@rompowertube]

Same here. And then I feel sad that I can't hit like again while watching. Several times.

[@stevetodman8149]

Thank you for your joy and creativity. The world needs more you!

[@Josh.Pascale]

the hand tool rescue Easter egg had me bawling laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[@edualbergaria10]

Me too

[@alflud]

me three lol

[@ncmartinez_his]

My wife asked me, what's so funny?

[@sylvainfloch9775]

Me four !!

[@midimidori4699]

Me infinity

[@GlenHHodges]

Enjoyable. Entertaining. Unique. Humble. Humorous. Educational. And human. One of my favourite channels that scratches all my itches.

[@ВадимКузаков-х4ъ]

Приятно смотреть .Слава богу ,что есть еще такие люди. Мастер!!!!!!!

[@modsquad8u]

You turned that headstock into a piece of art....that can create art! I love it! I can't wait to get my workshop setup so i can tinker more. Thanks for the entertaining video.

[@DeadOwlProductions]

The music, the animations, the jokes, the craftsmanship, everything connects to a true work of art. I am amazed, please continue creating more Uri!

[@PiroteusGaming]

Weel you Monsieur are quit fun to watch and charming to boot. aaaah to have time and a workshop, creating things, having them in the end to touch use and one day repair...

[@pauldorman]

Perhaps you could make a pantograph fixture for your tool holder so it remains orthogonal to the work as you follow your template.

[@garthbarrett6067]

Amazing creativity, engineering, and craftsmanship. Truly a joy to behold.

[@ABW941]

At the start i thought this was something like a lathe which would be made from all sorts of eye catching materials and used as ornament in a vitrine 😅 a machine with gem bearings and intricately cut gears with inlays, carvings on the housing, and the ability to play a melody while cutting threads.

[@laughkick]

Your creative mind is sick a gift to all of us. Keep making strange and beautiful things

[@rthresher]

"The incident happened on land" I wonder, if I search on Opera, whether I might find a product for removing tea from a laptop?

[@kateapple1]

They’re just aren’t enough like buttons for what you do. Love you Yuri! ❤️

[@pel6413]

5:50 i love these animation sequences, I almost did a spit take during this one 😂

[@jonnyb9982]

Uri!!!!!!! I didn't know you still made videos! I love your old videos with scribing and brass and metal work. I thought for a while you, either quit or died. So glad to see you are well. Keep up the good work.

[@slavayorish4836]

You can buy this even today. MADE rose engine lathe, Fred Armbruster's lathe (someone is selling right now), Lindow-White, Holzapfel etc. It is expensive because it is well built and will outlive the owner.

[@MrStudioso]

especially if the owner was involved in a shark accident

[@CoffeeAddictEvan]

​@@MrStudioso *incident

[@Basement_crusader]

I get offended when told that tools will outlive me, therefore I always destroy my tools

[@sambrose1]

​@@Basement_crusaderthe only tool of mine that will outlast me is the one that brings on my demise.

[@pel6413]

​@@sambrose1 if any tool ends me, I'm taking it down with me

[@Respectable_Username]

I love how you make these tools so that they're not only functional but also beautiful. Love your work and your attention to detail!

[@alexnoman1498]

Ah yes, 283 tabs, 50% of which google images, 50% pinterest and 50% obscure youtube videos. Very accurate.

[@___._]

For a total of 164% of tabs.

[@VoodooMcVee]

@@___._ That is 60% more tab per tab!

[@domainmojo2162]

Mine is usually around ~450 😁

[@hansvonmannschaft9062]

You forgot the staple 25% tabs of online shopping sites on articles you're still making your mind up about!

[@TheJunky228]

@@domainmojo2162 my desktop got as high as 8900 or so tabs. 50 windows with roughly 200 tabs each if they were evenly distributed. Would take a good few minutes to load after a reboot. 😅 (firefox with a tab counter addon and a tab sleeper to reduce memory usage)

[@dopedreamz]

Omg at 1:10 when the music started I thought “collaboration for sure” but that was a wonderful homage to our dear friend!

[@alanmuddypaws3865]

This should win a prize for the funniest video on KZbin (so far - it will probably be topped by the next Uri Tuchman offering)

[@robertyoung5748]

That was fantastic I loved the wood inlays and how you solidified the tool from shaking using the steel plate also like how it can be foot actuated if the power is out.

[@PEAKCENTURY]

I lost my absolute mind laughing at the editing + music, thanks so much for brightening my spirit today

[@CRIS.V1891]

Your craftsmanship always amazes me, you sir are a old artist in modern times ! 😮👏

[@bluescales6454]

Tuchman: *gets an idea* "Wait a minute!" *smiling* Tuchman: *deconstruscts his entire workshop to get a single table*

[@theonlywaytogta6665]

Nice job! Beautiful result. I can tell you worked really hard on it.

[@peteabc1]

You can't buy happiness. But you can watch Uri building some janky psychedelico-mechanical machines and that's pretty close.

[@JanneWolterbeek]

I just got this recommended, no regrets, fell in love with this style of vlogging, so I subbed!! ❤

[@francescosirotti8178]

One day we will see a Tuchman video like "I couldn't afford to buy a plane ticket to New York, so I built my own Boeing 737"...

[@VoodooMcVee]

... made of brass and rosewood, with completely unnecessarily beautiful inlays and engravings, feet as landing gear, flapping wings and paraffin landing lights...

[@spankyjeffro5320]

No.

[@Mister_Brown]

no the video will be "I made a knife" but during the video he needs some diamond lapping compound so he builds a plane to fly to south africa to start a revolution among the miners

[@jackpijjin4088]

He builds a perfect replica of a Sopwith Camel, but with feet landing gear.

[@Mister_Brown]

@@jackpijjin4088 now thats more like it

[@TheEvertw]

That is a very useful little tool, sir! And I love the veneer.

[@Sprengstoff]

Very nice! Next you should spend 50 years hand scraping (with your actual hands) the bed, don't worry, it will be quick work if you use time-lapse!

[@thegoodlookinorange1986]

Uri never change homie. I love your chi. And you did the Hand Tool Rescue intro. Yeeeeees. These vids just keep getting better and better. Even if it wasn’t it still would be. Keep it weird people. 👍❤️🤙

[@Artemis22202]

Beautiful work! Using tools is one thing, making tools is a whole other level! Thank you for the entertaining video Uri!

[@_Ciosu..]

7:59 😂 what ?? What is this edit ?? Lmao 🤣 This is so funny

[@SkylosSobaka]

This is a splendid production of a youtube video. Bravo and well done.

[@camarosteve312]

8:12 “NICE”

[@PandaTurtleDuck]

That was great. I like that you’re leaning into the over the top edits.

[@jerbear7952]

If you were worried about my opinion on modifying that old lathe; I understand your concern and agree with your decision. You can rest easier now.

[@ArchEdge]

Great video Uri! This one had me laughing throughout. Watched it twice actually. And the lathe looks great. Love the references to other channels too. Awesome to see that the channels growing. Keep it up. Appreciated.

[@B.McAllister]

I remember the shark incident... Such a massive shark for such a small incident..

[@donnerpartysupplies5187]

Lathe Chuck Jaws. He was one of a kind. His humor, skills, and Mike Rowe looks will be missed.

[@quentinhilpert9606]

WOW!! Someone actually tried this way back when. I can see why you couldn't find one and had to build one. That is just nuts. A one off type thing maybe?? I really like your video entertaining and informative. Thank you.

[@tylerbburgess]

If I wrote your biography 📕I would call it, “Uri Tuchman. A competent goof.”

[@recurvestickerdragon]

highly* competent

[@Lalaland.001]

Please never change, I loved this video so much. Thank you for sharing this. I really loved the animations a lot. Thay made me smile a lot.

[@wmc7870]

0:44 classic😊

[@pfadiva]

Another surreal yet creative and skilled episode from Uri! I love all of them; please never stop.

[@travisrickett8271]

Wow Uri... your original content was awesome... now? Now your content is awesome. 😐 thank you, have a nice day.

[@homemadetools]

Great video and work. We shared this video on our homemade tool forum last week 😎

[@katiedotson704]

Uh.... @15:58 Did you imply that your wife is a shark? Do you now have a bed in your shop?

[@ninatiels]

This hit all the right spots for me. Mechanical, carpentry, and self built tools. I love this. The veneer work is beautiful. Better than any I have done, but mine has all been solid color and shape. Haven’t been able to do custom stuff like this and don’t have the cutters to make them fit that well. Also at this point missing the fingers to try to cut that smooth. Not from a saw, accident with a tie down strap and forklift.

[@bobreid5079]

At 0:44 I thought he said c?%k ring attachment

[@MDM1992]

Me too, me too. 😂

[@michaelsorensen7567]

Don't worry, you can use the copying attachment to make one

[@alonzobean1]

First time watching. Fantastic skills, but what makes this video soooo good is the lack of chatter. Most of us don't need everything explained like most producers. You give us credit to watch and learn. Brilliant.

[@Matteo._.]

I love you

[@Bapate-rh9be]

7:00 You can just clamp the pice in a drillpress and place the thread cutter on the lower plate of the Drillpress to get perfect threats. Just rotate the drill press by hand, remove the belt if needed.

[@OsmiusVA]

Hey! Love the hand tool rescue intro

[@almosthuman4457]

Thank you so very much for sharing your creativity with the world. I wish you endless inspiration and prosperity.

[@DTinkerer]

Commenting for the algorithm

[@nengelen]

Same, plus just some praise for the awesome video and project

[@jakespeaks6095]

Sure I'll bite. ALGORITHM LISTEN TO ME THIS VIDEO IS POPULAR AND AS SUCH SHOULD BE ON FRONT PAGE TRUST BRO

[@peterparsons7141]

Terrific fabrication skills. Really hand tool to have in the shop.

[@emilkism]

What's the music at 10:11?

[@minced_feet_pie]

I want to know too, Shazam didn’t recognize it for me :(

[@robertberger8642]

Fun video with beautiful results as always! Mr. Tuchman, you are a masterful artist.

[@thijsrikkerink6333]

verry nice (i think)

[@thijsrikkerink6333]

verry nice (confirmed)

[@Behereandlove]

I always love watching your videos. You are brilliant. Such beautiful work. Thank you so much.

[@michael.knight]

What do you mean using an angle grinder on a lathe is unsafe?

[@bottlecaps2741]

Quite possibly the best video of yours that I've seen. Loved the hand tool rescue bit. Would be awesome to see you two collaborate on something together.

[@michalmarek5009]

Uri, you are truly a renaissance man. Leonardo of this time. Bravo! 👍😊

[@Santi81-theOne]

You have very good tools and know how to use them 👍

[@matthewmarting3623]

When I saw your channel a couple years ago I knew it was going to take off. It’s fun, non pretentious, your skill set range is incredible, you make everything beautiful whether it needs to be or not (who else has inlay work on their lathe bed?). You just do fabulous work, and I really enjoy the editing

[@learnlanguage5580]

You are incredible! The hard work you have done is mindblowing! Thank you!

[@SophiaAstatine]

Barely a minute in, and this feels like the hardware and tools version of explosions and fire. Which is the greatest compliment I can give besides your facial hair and smile!

[@MurrayBarton]

"Well hello there" - love that line and the Handtool Rescue homage. Fantastic build as always.

[@JohnTaylor-xz1ve]

A true craftsman. Enjoyed watching. I'm a full time machinist/ gunsmith and get to make some interesting parts.

[@richardvargas3983]

That was amazing! Thank you for your patience and persistence. I thoroughly enjoyed your production. God bless!

[@johnkemas7344]

Beautiful workmanship as aalways! Nice job

[@aplaceoncebelonged]

Love the final project. That lathe is beautiful