URL Rappers Funniest Bars(just a few)

[@peterpanmiamiheat]

that yankee hat bar had me in tears when they moved the camera to his face lmfaoooo

[@thesmittywerb]

Yung Ill's text message/NY Stanky Yankee fitted line will forever be the funniest line for me! lol

[@VVS1920]

" where you come from nigga?, I followed you " loool I remember that...funny AF!!

[@Jabara202]

"I be ass naked in his house like Math you want some eggs?" Rex that's suspect bro

[@OldBillSykes]

that last line was hot though " you don't get no real Kareem cus they don't fuck wid Jabaars"

[@Dadee3]

Rex "I be in Math's house when I want some head" whoa!!!

[@KayoBeatz04]

HAHAHAHAHAH REX AT 4:02 CTFU WHEN HE START DOIN DAT WILD SHIT

[@devilove17]

That damn TECH 9 is still hilarious .

[@Gr3harrier]

I have been looking for that for a long time lol

[@DattNinjaa]

The whole T Rex vs Math Hoffa is comedy hahahaah!!

[@shldntbhere]

Calicoe hilarious man "you the type on twitter be like I followed you now follow me backkk!", how we aint get no Ars on here though???

[@dimviesel]

Milky Way, snickers, butterfinger, three musketeers, Hershey's......ALL BARS NIGGA!! and all of em good as hell too

[@josh77star]

Tech 9 best one

[@martymuziqhed]

rex got me in tears

[@jasperjones9361]

Enjoying the Work on this song, keep it on fire!

[@dariustodd4530]

Rex at 4:02 lol im weak as fuck

[@SuperHNDRXX]

I miss this era of battle rap 😢

[@Sk8Fam]

aye dis had me rollin lol. can i get a part two?

[@naughtguap3832]

0:45 lol who is that, hella funny

[@whayes8084]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ON THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE!" Lmao!!

[@MrPhillyrick1]

when the light turn red... i pull up on side of you. no more toughtalk... the bitch, come outta you! "w-w-w-where you come from nigga?"...." i folloowwwwed youuu!" Tech got the funniest bars and the best delivery.

[@jseal14]

@jshin3s45 I'm pretty sure that's a reference to the movie Baby Boy, with Tyrese and Ving Rhames. if I remember correctly, Tyrese's character comes home one day, and Ving Rhames character is butt naked in the kitchen, cooking some eggs (Ving Rhames played Tyrese's mom's boyfriend, who moved into their house). Of course, there is nothing Tyrese can do but look at him in disgust...so if you see the movie, then that line makes total sense...it was a pretty funny scene, actually...

[@chiibiROXAS]

fuck that '3,5,7,11,9' line never gets old ....

[@greatnessinsuccess]

lmao rex bobbing his head like a chickenhead

[@nickgenre1]

Rex..if she old enough to cross the street she old enough to get hit........MADD SUSPECT!!!

[@AITBAB112]

what battle is at @1:13?

[@quisqueya100]

@RespectProcess its "hangin around my neck like an injured athlete"....u know like wen a football player twist or break his leg, then the trainers or his teammates help him off the field. the injured player put his arm around they neck and hops/limps off the field

[@Brrrrr693]

T-REX HAD ME RLLING AT 4:03 WITH THAT BAR LOOL

[@DatHeat2]

thought ill see more of tech and x in this lol

[@RazaqIshola]

"You won't believe it until you see it but he conceited for no reason. He think he way too good to be hearing this". LOL shoulda put that one in.

[@ISnoopDoggyStyleHoes]

we need part 3

[@whochachi]

Hit the horn. Hit the horn.

[@NewarkNative25]

Lol you a ray j fan and a averb lover

[@trae6598]

I followed you!

[@ManiRose1021]

Rex and Math was the funniest

[@tannyglover3929]

Back when both them niggas could rap. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@hafizmccallum7041]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That Rex shit still got me crying

[@DreNixTV]

its "I Be In Maths' Room like ""Math You Want Some EGGS""....lol

[@TheProverbialHater]

Y'all forgot Tech 9 verses at Arsonal those were straight comedy.

[@mr72390]

calico and hollow da don go hard af

[@eastport1100]

That Rex 357 line funny as shit

[@Light3471]

LMFAO RIP Math btw

[@2saint777]

"i be in math house when i want some head/im ass naked in his living room like math u want some eggs?" AYO!!!

[@marvel_royaltyxx]

"I Was Thinkn More Like Clips, Goods, Concieted, Hollow, Maybe Rex! They Said Rich, .. Aint This A Bitch... I Dont Even Remember Sayin YES!" (yunq ill voice)

[@quisqueya100]

@franchisejr15 thats Cocky....u can peep Cocky vs Heartless, thats a dope battle, or Cocky vs Nuborn, which is the battle that line was from

[@LOONIBEATS]

look at calicoe in the back with his hands SUSPECT LOL 2:59

[@KazperTheStreetPoet]

"I be at Math's house when I want some head" Aiyyo.....pause.

[@quisqueya100]

part 2 is allready up, type in URL funniest bars pt2 in the search bar

[@SwaggerTooMuch]

anybody knows who that guy is adt 5:10?... (Neva heard of him before and he is raw)

[@ramone2185]

Who is the guy at 1:49? I wanna see more of his battles.

[@FreeMaxB321]

Heartless

[@Original_Master]

I'm like where the fk Rex at? I run to peruse him Saw the sofa on Rex back and the fk'er was moving...

[@CapzToCrownz]

Math you want some EGGS!?

[@BambamLaroux]

This aint BX vs QU. This is ehhhhhh vs oOoO! Lmfao

[@quisqueya100]

@ramone2185 go to youtube search box and type in "heartless illest rhymes".......its a video of some of his best bars, son got bars for days...his name is heartless by the way

[@Dr.McVeeNo]

@MrHotwheels81 you don't know x factor?

[@Iraistheking]

Whats the battle @ 1:20? Aye Verb and who?

[@dagr8rylz]

@BeachChairz my bad thats Rich dollars

[@dagr8rylz]

@BeachChairz Bro it was the 3rd clip

[@MidTierVillain]

Hitman holla had the funniest part..

[@cfc67]

3:08 ....was that that rapper guy on the loius theroux programme.....riding in my fiat...looking for a biatch ?

[@Omegaman18]

@quisqueya100 i dont get the bar tho.. around my neck like an injured athlete?

[@boost165]

@quisqueya100 woah i don't know how you figured that one out that's a pretty bad comparison since half da people who hear it wouldn't understand it but you explained it i just don't see how you figured that out

[@PHUCKcali]

@luckybarbie1 ....um OK....and THAT speaks volumes in itself!!! WOW!!! Doesn't take much i guess!!!

[@quisqueya100]

@SwaggerTooMuch dudes name is Cocky....u should peep the battle Cocky vs Heartless, cocky go in on that one...dude said "its all fun and game, till his guts and brains hangin out like long time buddies"...had me rollin son.....also peep Cocky vs Nuborn, he had some nice bars in that one 2

[@willka2131]

Bars over jokes

[@quisqueya100]

@boost165 naw fam, to me it was pretty obvious....its a simile right....simile is wen u COMPARE somethin usin "like" or "as"....the line is "choppa hangin around my neck LIKE an injure athlete".... so the object is the "choppa" the comparison is that its "hangin around his neck" wat its bein compared to is "an injured atlete" only way it could mean a sling is if "choppa" is slang for "sling" somewhere...but ive never heard nobody say "my arms in a choppa after i broke it"

[@amanoffewwords8714]

1:16

[@quisqueya100]

@Thesniperseth he said "choppa hangin around my neck like an injured athelete"...... a chopper is a AK-47 rifle....so he sayin he got the rifle hangin round his neck, and the injured athelete is just the simile.......u know how wen an athlete gets injured, and needs help off the field, usually 2 trainers or a teammate put his arm around their neck and help him off that way.....hence "hangin around my neck"

[@jordansmikle2561]

HOFFA TALKING PATWA !!! 4:09 YESS HOFFA

[@someperson111]

@quisqueya100 Actually that is wrong lol. The first part was right but he meant a sling as in when an athlete breaks his arm. Arm sling=AK sling

[@MrTYPHOONWOLF]

Funny af lol

[@janeesefrank2745]

Is that Rex nephew that died behind him

[@haysan32]

Shmmmmmmmidddatttttt!

[@DJkingFar-i]

i know this is fairly new freestyle but how you dont have SERIOUS JONES on here?

[@dechols87]

I FOLLOWED YOU

[@0orobert]

WAT WAS THE FIRST BATTLE

[@jspears19]

4:05 lol ahahahaha

[@kazadifam]

@quisqueya100 ur right

[@Thesniperseth]

Can someone explain to me "I got the choppa around my neck like an Injured Athlete?"

[@larricole]

5:09 .... RG-3?

[@Ibennett5]

this shit is too funny

[@CaramelReign1990]

conceited was tryin not to laff at him self wen he sed nigga haha

[@Gonryoma]

most athletes need help when they injured to get up they usually put they arm around someone neck you get it

[@quisqueya100]

@someperson111 i get wat u sayin, but i dont think thats wat dude meant...he dont mention a sling at all in any part of the rhyme......plus w cocky style his bars is dope, but straightforward, i think u lookin to deep into it....just listen to the bar...."choppa hangin around my neck, LIKE an injured athlete"....he didnt say "choppa hangin around my neck like IM an injured athlete"...

[@Aliensarethinking]

Yeah this was funny.

[@gmbsquad]

who that that said " youll nevver get real kareem (cream) cuz they dont fuck wit ya bars (jabar)

[@ahmedelgezawy7017]

Wht was da first one

[@daOriginalProdigy]

dramanyc not even close I just fat bitched bungee cord smacked on dis nigga

[@CoachCamASA]

daOriginalProdigy snapped..not smacked

[@youngghostmack10]

it was bunk as hell actually

[@SakeLoke35]

LMFAAOOO @ 4:03

[@phillyfox13]

@SwaggerTooMuch idk but i dont get his bar either

[@shafeadeen]

THIS SHIT FUNNY

[@quisqueya100]

@MrHotwheels81 thats X-factor

[@quisqueya100]

@MalikarVampire how is that last bar funny though?...if u beef with me today youll be gone by tomorrow"...that aint funny..."conceited thats his mama / nigga, i dont give a caca" was the perfect place to end that to me, cuz THAT bar is funny..that was just my thinkin behind it...why add that "maniana" part...i mean the whole scheme is tight, if it was a video bout the nicest schemes i would have included that

[@AlboTerraThug]

Now you just need to change the title to url and grind time .

[@jaybravo2674]

T Rex LMFAO

[@Lcd4lbad]

I hate when they use the same bars in 5 different battles.

[@taajiir123]

t-rex vs math hoffa

[@stepinoutwithstyle]

whos tht in 2:17

[@TimeMoneyLiberty]

2:18 fucking madness omg

[@jayduh327]

That first tech joint had me rollin .. Lmao dude stupid

[@robbbyyy25]

Calicoe vs Heartless was a tie..i remember they both choked....great fukin battle tho...

[@DarkinvadeherRennie]

Too much jokes lol

[@boost165]

He got some good ones in here but in some battles he took da wrong bars there waz hotter ones funnier he cuda put in it