Girls' Frontline | Kalina doesn't want to work

[@R3_dacted0]

If she has time to sleep, she has time to write combat reports!

[@Jekodesu]

If she has time to sleep, sleep

[@marvinchaves1252]

Thats sounded like my old captain... 😅😰

[@heroicidentity8200]

Speaking like a true Karen

[@thewolfgang2161]

In america you sleep In soviet russia sleep you

[@Someone111ify]

YES!

[@noellesato311]

I haven’t played enough GFL to understand the full power of this shitpost but I’ve worked enough jobs and had enough long days to feel the pain.

[@WildRon]

I think you've already understand it, since the pain is almost the same.

[@nuetella9764]

The amount of work that Kalina does is painfull and tiring but once you upgrade her stuff she doesn't work that hard writing you fkin combat reports lol

[@joonlee0001]

lol

[@invertedv12powerhouse77]

@@nuetella9764 initial pain. It gets better (not really cause the later chapters)

[@diswardexia6105]

Exactly dude

[@doomleika]

"Macho MP5 isn't real, she can't hurt you" Macho MP5:

[@eliaslopez2740]

SAIDO CHESTO

[@jack_copperz]

@@eliaslopez2740 _ONEGAI MUSCLE!_

[@surrenderwhenisayso769]

I like how the captions say "boss is scared"

[@ikmal017]

Anyone would be scared of Kalina

[@darrylpang3903]

Correct translation would be "boss is scary"

[@marvinchaves1252]

@@darrylpang3903 its not. Just look at her - w - face... 1:35 *shivers* god thats scary. 😨

[@feng4190]

Darryl Pang u best me to it

[@milokaw4193]

@@marvinchaves1252 The Chinese subtitle say BOSS好可怕 Which means BOSS is so scary / BOSS is terrific

[@frenchhonhon]

Therapist: Calm down, take a deep breath. Buff MP5 doesn't exist. She can't hurt you. Buff MP5: 2:12

[@NTRK97]

I feel sad seeing Kalina like that... She deserves a raise and extra vacation days.

[@shironeko8971]

the only reason i’m hiring her is because of the abusable labour

[@syrehn7684]

she takes all your money for gems, if she just gave me the oath tickets and gems for free maybe I wouldnt make her do slave labour lol.

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Sure... Once she gives me the discounts that were promised.

[@MettanAtem]

Y'all gotta upgrade your data rooms. My Kalina gets it easy when she's able to get 80 reports squared away in an hour with my maxed data room.

[@NobuSouji]

@@MettanAtem "easy" dude you know how hard she needs to work FOR 80 REPORTS IN AN HOURS!??!!?!?! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

[@shikikankillzone4239]

(Probable Spoilers) The Shikikan: **Literally keeping the base running while managing all of its resources, 250+ dolls, 40 construction bays, 10 repair bays, the research, intelligence and data facility as well as dorms and pet shops, the forward operating base, the training, the HOC garage and all of the facilities and personnel of the base by themselves on top of having to fight for their lives everyday in order to protect their subordinates and friends. And will probably have to deal with an EVEN BIGGER responsibility when assimilation is on and will have to also provide assistance and help to Helian in order to keep GnK in good conditions* Kalina: _"Commander, you're so evil, you shouldn't make a girl write reports for one hour straight"_

[@arthurmorganlefaye7626]

Dumbass we have subordinates. Plus, who do you think does ALL the logistics for the base? Where do you think cores come from? How do you think the repair facilities are maintained? How do you think we get new dolls? How do you think we figured out arrangements with Havier? How do you think we get research done? *Kalina is our logistics officer for a reason*

[@thetruemessenger]

@@arthurmorganlefaye7626 The Best character in GFL to put it simply

[@DarkBlqze77777]

@@thetruemessenger The Best Waifu We Doesn't Deserve, But We Needed The Most!! 😸👍

[@nataco1361]

yes true, until Agent gets captured then we could probably delgate half to her.

[@ragdollshikakatann1290]

重装部隊実装でさらにカリーナのブラック化が進んでいく…

[@PowerArmorV113]

............I upgraded the data room to 100%. She has a high-end computer and multiple server racks with wish to store data. She works, AT MOST, an hour to complete a full 80 report stack. She should count herself very lucky...and then GET BACK TO WORK!

[@tablekun8690]

Plus she only has to work twice a week as I'm lazy with remembering to write them

[@jack_copperz]

@@tablekun8690 Bruh. I have enough combat reports. I don't need her writing me more. That's just cruel

[@blueberry1vom1t]

Kalina is implied to arrange logistics missions after you assign them. So she does a lot more, also i'm pretty sure when you fully upgrade your data room she just turns on a program installed on the computer and watches a youtube video for an hour while telling you she's working really hard. Because the alternative is she handwrites them which makes no sense

[@marcjehle2480]

@@blueberry1vom1t well it is stated that the computer alone doesnt increase work productivity and the order to cut her internet so you might be onzo something there

[@xingzhouzhou5625]

Leave Kalina alone. :( She already works hard enough. After isomer, I have enough combat reports to let her take a vacation for several months

[@FuryTomic]

I got the vibes of rammstein while jamming out and adoring the animation

[@thewanderingrey8830]

Ohey fancy seeing you here Furytomic :D

[@Mogwai-user]

I honestly thought it was going to be Rammstein when it started. Or something similar.

[@thewolfgang2161]

Well well well if it isn't the gaming weeb, we have a lot in common. Fuckin' i'd do the same youtube vids but I can't since my pc is 14 years old.

[@suspicion1352]

I Said The Exact Same Thing. It Literally Sounded Like A Rammstein Song In Japanese.

[@sonntagbeiomi6960]

It has these sonne vibes

[@nekogudo1469]

This is now officially the theme song of my life

[@2697]

2:53 指揮官ちゃんかわいい

[@scp9569]

漫画版だとこれだけどカフェの会話とかのシーンを見ると女か男ぼかしてあるからなー

[@linnine796]

2:55 指揮官醤「一杯飲みにいこっか？」

[@アルファーチャーリー]

わかっていることと言えば、お人好しであることと、かなり身長が低い事しかわからないですもんね。

[@danbolademarte]

This is GFL shitpost if I've ever seen one. It's good.

[@seagull663]

muscle MP5......

[@elathiaskade7311]

otankonasu63 cannot unsee

[@fresnel149]

Macho Power 5.

[@ikmal017]

it's the milk I tell ya

[@RachmadaniFAG]

Armor 100+

[@Valmanway307]

Lv. 100 MP5 suplexing Executioner intensifies.

[@otherguys5557]

ドルフロやったことないが、これだけは言える もっと評価されるべき

[@SilverHa04]

Year has passed and now she an adult with highest position.Every Kalina struggle during gfl now passed to Mayling Shen

[@D220717995]

謝謝格琳娜,您真的辛苦了 從一開始的新人引導 到現在偏振光陪我出生入死 真的是非常的令人感動 謝謝你,格林那 . . . . 喔對了,那這些報告書可以幫我處理一下嗎(X)

[@ghnna]

"淦“

[@程柏融]

可惜格琳娜只能做後備(？

[@kuruma2023]

程柏融 她也上场打过仗呢剧情里

[@gelatinoussire7772]

When the commander gets lost and Kalina has to command the whole base and send a rescue out while also still doing her normal duties.

[@friendlyinsurgentpassinthr3199]

God, Even as a student, I already can feel her pain since it's too damn relatable.

[@dareckslava6213]

nowdays we have double work because our "comanders" are in a Double XP event or something

[@Sorapen0000]

3:19のカリーナさん可愛いなあ

[@12helman89]

見 る 増 幅 カ プ セ ル

[@hoshitaro-2023]

く、狂ってる…！

[@christo_reese]

Now Kalina doesn't need to work overtime anymore: she's a chairwoman now

[@sa06wt17]

4:30 入れ替わりで現れるUMP40、悲しいけど好き。(蝶事件後感)

[@DamnClone]

IF SHE HAS TIME TO BRIBE OUT ALL MY MONEY AND STAY IN THE SHOP ALL DAY, THEN SHE HAS TIME TO WRITE COMBAT RECORDS! This is what happens when Griffin is so cheep to higher 1 logistic officer, and store manager.

[@administatoradministrator6188]

Store is her side buisness

[@kdd7779]

Kalina deserve shikikan's love.. oath for kalina when

[@hanyaseseorang8542]

Yes. With double price of oath ring of course.

[@derikpham3368]

@@hanyaseseorang8542 a too small price to pay for salvation

[@hanyaseseorang8542]

@@derikpham3368 But. If usualy all commander buy ring from kalina, so i buy to her, from her, because her ?

[@derikpham3368]

@@hanyaseseorang8542 Think of her as a shopkeeper, not the owner, problem solved. It makes more sense of where and how she got all the stuffs

[@DeNihility]

T-dolls come and go... ...Kalina is forever.

[@danielfc3010]

I will watch this everytime that I wake up and don't want to work

[@kinoko821]

なんだこれ………(見る前) なんだこれ……………(見た後)

[@珈琲野郎E]

中間管理職感がすげ〜 ご苦労様って感じやな じゃぁ、1時間後に会おう

[@明日の夜空-k8b]

カリーナ、資料よろしく 3時間で仕上げてね♡

[@ぽいぬぅ]

カリーナにメンタルモジュールを入れたら解決するんじゃ？(1時間に80枚余裕だよね)

[@頭メスガキ]

カリーナ…もういい休め…2週間後にまた来るね

[@gkuri6906]

あんまり酷使すると鉄血カリーナになるかもしれんぞ。人だけど。 胸部の装甲は非常に厚いので注意

[@Chrissaful]

The Wolf of Wall Street poster on Kalinas wall is a nice touch.

[@ErgonomicChair]

Holy crap! I didn't notice how accurately they drew the base! That's amazingly accurate!

[@dareckslava6213]

and so acording to the base map, Kalina lives in the Rescue station lol

[@gondolajesus4864]

@@dareckslava6213 I mean she is a cat

[@AsiagoMatteo]

I'm really impressed!! That was a very well made video! I love the mp5 reference! but to be honest everything about the video was great!

[@agirimeikawa944]

This commander is not me. I feel in Kalina's role. FG42: training schedule today. Kalina: 指揮官さま、今日は何もお買い上げにならないのですか？ me:働きたくない

[@woodenfloor69]

Imagine writing combat reports for 24/7 and run shop

[@mrblackjacker32.03]

I think April Fools period is the time where Kalina swaps away and lets a fat orange tabby cat do her work. Maybe those are her vacations

[@euterpe4892]

最後のカリーナの顔が好き！充実してるようないい顔だった！！！！！

[@Kids-oz6vn]

打首獄門同好会マジで好き 絵が可愛い笑

[@Vilaw-404]

筋肉質という度合いを超えたMP5…デカ過ぎる

[@抹茶一曹]

2:56　良い顔をなさいますね　絵が御上手ですな　次回も楽しみにしてます

[@altadeam]

2:55 somehow I smile too when she smile

[@linnine796]

2:55 指揮官醤「一杯飲みに行こっか？？」

[@NichijouStudio]

Meanwhile katalina on my base : why commander don’t tell me write the report or buy stuff last we meet it christ mas event

[@LeeW00Hyeon]

*Kalina

[@amebs_6531]

last time she wrote a report for me was last year, the exploration shop reports are more than enough...

[@andrehashimoto8056]

@@amebs_6531, i only make reports to get some extra or for HOC specific reports

[@jomo5800]

I rarely go to Griffin these days, and she works for 3 hours per day in terms of combat reports. So I think she actually does have enough rest aside from managing other stuff~

[@Miyamozon34239]

この曲聞いたことあるけどこの組み合わせは天才だと思った

[@masmashisa]

俺も働きたくない

[@抹茶プリン-g9y]

私も_(:з」∠)_

[@オーシア連邦]

働いてから言えよ

[@beniteng820]

たたかい上手の高木さん 働いてるから働きたくないって言ってんじゃないの？

[@オーシア連邦]

きのこのかみさま すいません、2ちゃんねるとかだとこういう書き込みが多いので真似しちゃいました

[@masmashisa]

たたかい上手の高木さん ええんやで。

[@R.U-o9j]

なんだコレ……（見る前） なんだコレ……（見てる途中） なんだコレ……（見た後）

[@Usausa_jza141]

なにこれ好きw 夜インだから、うちの所のカリーナは休みが多いと思いたい……

[@destroyerest5215]

I'm hitting the gym from now on because I want to be like MP5

[@タージマハール七味アンチ]

とりあえずダネルさんがいることは分かった。

[@銀-y6z]

デスノート ·カリーナ 　過労死 ·m１６　過労死 ·空爆さん　過労死 ·無資源おばあちゃん　過労死 ·ザス姉　過労死 ·泥UP時の指揮官　過労死

[@tetsuar-1554]

全員殺すんじゃない！

[@phantomaviator1318]

sure kalina has it bad but what about the truck drivers that handle all the hard stuff? Seriously, those guys are chads. They constantly risk being shot at or getting ELID. I want a spinoff that shows the life of the delivery guys.

[@雷凱迪-k1x]

這堆報告 我三小時後回來驗收(玻璃破裂聲 ( ˘•ω•˘ )....

[@tonysze5596]

我這邊雖然寫作二小時，但是通常是12小時(為了配合動能恢復時間)。 甚麼？拖屍？我不來這套的。(其實是不懂+不想拖)

[@nk_5273]

Llevo viendo este video desde que salió, es de esos videos que no puedes dejar de ver aunque pasen 10 años

[@Yui_187]

Instant sub. This is a masterpiece

[@hakumenksrg6448]

X2

[@itsprivate3061]

indeed, just like my life, i start to enjoying work when its about time to go home, then the cycle continues

[@箱子-l9t]

等等我自從有了遠征隊之後，她好像一個月寫報告次數都不到一次欸

[@許明楷-z8s]

你忘了還有重裝

[@箱子-l9t]

@@許明楷-z8s 阿，那一次就是給重裝用的

[@艾姆楔特]

不到1次?快拔網路線

[@箱子-l9t]

@@艾姆楔特 不行拉，活動還沒結束，要拔等活動結束，否則戰力又要減少了

[@eagleharmony8216]

@@箱子-l9t 冬活真的很佛心，只要肯肝就能換到很多平常出不了貨的人形，但是真的要肝下去wwww

[@crayon7575]

格琳娜辛苦嘍～ 聽說彈藥口徑不同、很多種 但後勤總是能準確的補給 真是辛苦…… “ 吶～格琳娜 今晚有空嗎？ ” 在看到我手上的這疊報告的時候，格琳娜眼角泛起眼淚 嘛～又不是第一次看到她這樣子，沒事兒、沒事兒 報告經驗書才重要，更何況最近蠻平靜的…… 要是以前的話，別說是後勤官，就算是指揮官的我也逃不掉加班ㄉ 而且敵人的單位也越來越母湯強大 不多餵點書給人形單位的話，這個指揮部遲早會被拆ㄉ…… 碰 一疊報告砸到格琳娜專用的桌子上…… “ 這疊，凌晨一點前處理好，然後放到我的桌子上 ” “ 我要先下班嘍～ ” 然後我就走向門口，準備回指揮官專用宿舍的時候…… 我想起了某件事 “ 對了，格琳娜…… ” “ 下一次心智升級， MOD3 的資源準備夠了…… ” “從明天開始，要額外準備MOD3後的經驗書 ” “順帶一提，戒指的物資，總部說缺貨了 ” “ 所以這次升級，需要的報告書可沒有任何折扣唷～ ” 在聽到我最後一句話後，格琳娜徹底哭出來 ” “ 指揮官……放過我呀……嗚嗚…… ”

[@kuruma2023]

这位太太画的真的超棒的

[@dedlykuin8539]

at least she can relax a bit since everyone is doing arknights these days

[@yuuka4964]

It's true.

[@livius0]

Arknights isn't t h a t fun 😔

[@livius0]

@Hier R thank you for supporting the raifus

[@marcjehle2480]

I tried Arknights and it didnt really click with me. The missions at the beginning were pretty easy (obviously), and why does a DOCTER of all people have to command people for battle purposes? But the premise is interesting, i might give it a try again sometime

[@fattytan1377]

@@marcjehle2480 and one with *amnesia* nontheless (Also probably infected with covid but who cared amirite)

[@szk1yt]

お前バイトだったんか…

[@danielfc3010]

I swear that this song helps me to get up in a lazy morning

[@morninglurker]

my heart wasn't ready for buff mp5

[@MojtaAS]

such a calming song

[@araaraoni]

This is the standard work day, by the time you suffer through half the day you realize it's not that bad and just finish the day

[@vMAK0]

The buff MP5 killed me.

[@user-yungyung94c]

有夠精緻的小動畫啊！！！！！

[@劉興隆-k2n]

每次聽到Last goodbye 都會想起Undertale帶給我的感動 搭上這個影片，眼淚都快出來了

[@wethkil]

カリーナが休めないほど経験値貯めてくる指揮官も仕事しすぎなんだよなぁ・・・

[@OTINTIN]

貯めるのは人形…

[@アルファーチャーリー]

全員辛い

[@silence4623]

格琳娜：不~~~~不想上班~>_

[@玉軒-o6q]

silence玥 指揮官表示：我記得某人的績效好像是我批准的......

[@v0rtexbeater]

Coming back to this 4 years later and i finally understand you Kalina, I'm sorry for making you write all those reports.

[@Gandeloft]

Wow! I'd love to be creating such amazing things as this.

[@mareczek00713]

Have a good rest. My life - 3 hours, take it or leave it.

[@playerdude2]

Well well done. Thank you for this.

[@kanze4056]

いつもありがとぉなぁ…

[@yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095]

she _did_ steal my gems tho....

[@user-cs2cc4do6g]

最近我也到了工作倦怠期，感觉快崩溃。。。听了这首歌感觉好多了，谢谢作者

[@rare-cu8zi]

「客が強い」のところが好き。。

[@五種貓]

格琳娜錢不夠？你騙誰啊！把我採購的錢還來！

[@huangazen]

兄弟，你的捐獻是給葛里芬

[@rotocar3011]

可格琳娜騙的越多，薪水當然越多，我原本的資金（2個C-5運輸機）都被騙光了

[@管管在台灣]

這影片好強！

[@許哲瑋-r3o]

好可愛😂

[@sinucapitalcrime3719]

格琳娜的私生活被看光光啦！

[@KRAFTWERK2K6]

this is both Sooo awesome, amazingly done and SOOOOO kawaii!!!

[@Grasses0n]

This is too relatable. Be kind to Kalina, fellow SKK.

[@louis791021]

2022 格林娜終於不用再寫報告書了 (經驗溢出會自動轉換報告書

[@alphariusfuze8089]

*U want my money again?*

[@ヤキトリファクトリー]

カリーナ、いつもありがとう。（そして追加の資料をそっと置く）

[@boberdober6287]

It was not guide how to play GFL, but I'm working on factory and can to feel your pain, Kalina. Stay stronger, my dear comrade

[@mareczek00713]

As another factory worker I especially feel the "fatigue can't recover" line, my doctor said the fact my legs didn't stop hurting since last 3 months (surprised to what a human can get used to, I just walk out the pain in the morning and soldier on, feeling strange when they hurt less) is just a fatigue buildup so I'm just enduring it for next 43 days as that will be 80% paid vacation for 3 weeks for entire factory...

[@dragonhearthx8369]

I feel like someone animated their fever dream

[@川島健二]

カリーナさんお疲れ様でぃす……いつも休ませてあげられなくてごめんね……1時間後またくるわ……

[@慟哭の大罪者]

カリーナ...いつも負担を強いてしまってすまない 一時間後にまた来る

[@53hk97]

大変そうだな...カリーナ、あとでご褒美あげるから、もう少し頑張って!

[@boukoku.Yamato]

バッテリーとか言わないですよね？w

[@スリジャヤワルダナプラコッテ-i6c]

なんだこの中毒性は、、。

[@右京-k8p]

頭おかしくなるでw

[@yakumofenrir8621]

i remember this video every morning before work

[@Omega19735]

真是可愛啊😆

[@Snow.Frostborne_Ch]

If I was actually a commander in Griffin to make Kalina’s life easier I’d have G36 be her maid

[@phantomaviator1318]

I'd demand actual consistent uniforms instead of whatever mess they got its a professional military group, not a bloody playground

[@unorganized_account]

@@phantomaviator1318 *solider from tf2 intensifies*

[@phantomaviator1318]

@@unorganized_account yes

[@revivrevalchn3503]

Kalina.exe before Continum Turbulance

[@jimmyjenkins1907]

she kinda got that walk doe

[@themellowflame20]

I can't believe this has less than 200k views after its been out 2 months. I fucking love this.

[@肉抜きチャーシュー麺]

こんな楽しそうなアニメで聞けるとは驚きました！

[@朽ち果てた遺産]

Mp5どうなっとるねん.........w

[@白兎1217]

お疲れです