If she has time to sleep, she has time to write combat reports!
@Jekodesu4 жыл бұрын
If she has time to sleep, sleep
@marvinchaves12524 жыл бұрын
Thats sounded like my old captain... 😅😰
@heroicidentity82004 жыл бұрын
Speaking like a true Karen
@thewolfgang21614 жыл бұрын
In america you sleep In soviet russia sleep you
@Someone111ify4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@noellesato3114 жыл бұрын
I haven’t played enough GFL to understand the full power of this shitpost but I’ve worked enough jobs and had enough long days to feel the pain.
@WildRon4 жыл бұрын
I think you've already understand it, since the pain is almost the same.
@nuetella97644 жыл бұрын
The amount of work that Kalina does is painfull and tiring but once you upgrade her stuff she doesn't work that hard writing you fkin combat reports lol
@joonlee00014 жыл бұрын
lol
@invertedv12powerhouse774 жыл бұрын
@@nuetella9764 initial pain. It gets better (not really cause the later chapters)
@diswardexia61054 жыл бұрын
Exactly dude
@doomleika4 жыл бұрын
"Macho MP5 isn't real, she can't hurt you" Macho MP5:
@eliaslopez27404 жыл бұрын
SAIDO CHESTO
@jack_copperz4 жыл бұрын
@@eliaslopez2740 _ONEGAI MUSCLE!_
@surrenderwhenisayso7694 жыл бұрын
I like how the captions say "boss is scared"
@ikmal0174 жыл бұрын
Anyone would be scared of Kalina
@darrylpang39034 жыл бұрын
Correct translation would be "boss is scary"
@marvinchaves12524 жыл бұрын
@@darrylpang3903 its not. Just look at her - w - face... 1:35 *shivers* god thats scary. 😨
@feng41904 жыл бұрын
Darryl Pang u best me to it
@milokaw41934 жыл бұрын
@@marvinchaves1252 The Chinese subtitle say BOSS好可怕 Which means BOSS is so scary / BOSS is terrific
@frenchhonhon4 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Calm down, take a deep breath. Buff MP5 doesn't exist. She can't hurt you. Buff MP5: 2:12
@NTRK974 жыл бұрын
I feel sad seeing Kalina like that... She deserves a raise and extra vacation days.
@shironeko89714 жыл бұрын
the only reason i’m hiring her is because of the abusable labour
@syrehn76844 жыл бұрын
she takes all your money for gems, if she just gave me the oath tickets and gems for free maybe I wouldnt make her do slave labour lol.
@SelecaoOfMidas4 жыл бұрын
Sure... Once she gives me the discounts that were promised.
@MettanAtem4 жыл бұрын
Y'all gotta upgrade your data rooms. My Kalina gets it easy when she's able to get 80 reports squared away in an hour with my maxed data room.
@NobuSouji4 жыл бұрын
@@MettanAtem "easy" dude you know how hard she needs to work FOR 80 REPORTS IN AN HOURS!??!!?!?! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
@shikikankillzone42394 жыл бұрын
(Probable Spoilers) The Shikikan: **Literally keeping the base running while managing all of its resources, 250+ dolls, 40 construction bays, 10 repair bays, the research, intelligence and data facility as well as dorms and pet shops, the forward operating base, the training, the HOC garage and all of the facilities and personnel of the base by themselves on top of having to fight for their lives everyday in order to protect their subordinates and friends. And will probably have to deal with an EVEN BIGGER responsibility when assimilation is on and will have to also provide assistance and help to Helian in order to keep GnK in good conditions* Kalina: _"Commander, you're so evil, you shouldn't make a girl write reports for one hour straight"_
@arthurmorganlefaye76263 жыл бұрын
Dumbass we have subordinates. Plus, who do you think does ALL the logistics for the base? Where do you think cores come from? How do you think the repair facilities are maintained? How do you think we get new dolls? How do you think we figured out arrangements with Havier? How do you think we get research done? *Kalina is our logistics officer for a reason*
@thetruemessenger3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmorganlefaye7626 The Best character in GFL to put it simply
@DarkBlqze777772 жыл бұрын
@@thetruemessenger The Best Waifu We Doesn't Deserve, But We Needed The Most!! 😸👍
@nataco13612 жыл бұрын
yes true, until Agent gets captured then we could probably delgate half to her.
@ragdollshikakatann12904 жыл бұрын
重装部隊実装でさらにカリーナのブラック化が進んでいく…
@PowerArmorV1134 жыл бұрын
............I upgraded the data room to 100%. She has a high-end computer and multiple server racks with wish to store data. She works, AT MOST, an hour to complete a full 80 report stack. She should count herself very lucky...and then GET BACK TO WORK!
@tablekun86904 жыл бұрын
Plus she only has to work twice a week as I'm lazy with remembering to write them
@jack_copperz4 жыл бұрын
@@tablekun8690 Bruh. I have enough combat reports. I don't need her writing me more. That's just cruel
@blueberry1vom1t4 жыл бұрын
Kalina is implied to arrange logistics missions after you assign them. So she does a lot more, also i'm pretty sure when you fully upgrade your data room she just turns on a program installed on the computer and watches a youtube video for an hour while telling you she's working really hard. Because the alternative is she handwrites them which makes no sense
@marcjehle24804 жыл бұрын
@@blueberry1vom1t well it is stated that the computer alone doesnt increase work productivity and the order to cut her internet so you might be onzo something there
@xingzhouzhou56254 жыл бұрын
Leave Kalina alone. :( She already works hard enough. After isomer, I have enough combat reports to let her take a vacation for several months
@FuryTomic4 жыл бұрын
I got the vibes of rammstein while jamming out and adoring the animation
@thewanderingrey88304 жыл бұрын
Ohey fancy seeing you here Furytomic :D
@Mogwai-user4 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it was going to be Rammstein when it started. Or something similar.
@thewolfgang21614 жыл бұрын
Well well well if it isn't the gaming weeb, we have a lot in common. Fuckin' i'd do the same youtube vids but I can't since my pc is 14 years old.
@suspicion13524 жыл бұрын
I Said The Exact Same Thing. It Literally Sounded Like A Rammstein Song In Japanese.
@sonntagbeiomi69604 жыл бұрын
It has these sonne vibes
@nekogudo14694 жыл бұрын
This is now officially the theme song of my life
@26974 жыл бұрын
2:53 指揮官ちゃんかわいい
@scp95694 жыл бұрын
漫画版だとこれだけどカフェの会話とかのシーンを見ると女か男ぼかしてあるからなー
@linnine7964 жыл бұрын
2:55 指揮官醤「一杯飲みにいこっか?」
@アルファーチャーリー4 жыл бұрын
わかっていることと言えば、お人好しであることと、かなり身長が低い事しかわからないですもんね。
@danbolademarte4 жыл бұрын
This is GFL shitpost if I've ever seen one. It's good.
@seagull6634 жыл бұрын
muscle MP5......
@elathiaskade73114 жыл бұрын
otankonasu63 cannot unsee
@fresnel1494 жыл бұрын
Macho Power 5.
@ikmal0174 жыл бұрын
it's the milk I tell ya
@RachmadaniFAG4 жыл бұрын
Armor 100+
@Valmanway3074 жыл бұрын
Lv. 100 MP5 suplexing Executioner intensifies.
@otherguys55574 жыл бұрын
ドルフロやったことないが、これだけは言える もっと評価されるべき
@SilverHa0414 күн бұрын
Year has passed and now she an adult with highest position.Every Kalina struggle during gfl now passed to Mayling Shen
When the commander gets lost and Kalina has to command the whole base and send a rescue out while also still doing her normal duties.
@friendlyinsurgentpassinthr31994 жыл бұрын
God, Even as a student, I already can feel her pain since it's too damn relatable.
@dareckslava62134 жыл бұрын
nowdays we have double work because our "comanders" are in a Double XP event or something
@Sorapen00004 жыл бұрын
3:19のカリーナさん可愛いなあ
@12helman894 жыл бұрын
見 る 増 幅 カ プ セ ル
@hoshitaro-20234 жыл бұрын
く、狂ってる…!
@christo_reese3 күн бұрын
Now Kalina doesn't need to work overtime anymore: she's a chairwoman now
@sa06wt174 жыл бұрын
4:30 入れ替わりで現れるUMP40、悲しいけど好き。(蝶事件後感)
@DamnClone4 жыл бұрын
IF SHE HAS TIME TO BRIBE OUT ALL MY MONEY AND STAY IN THE SHOP ALL DAY, THEN SHE HAS TIME TO WRITE COMBAT RECORDS! This is what happens when Griffin is so cheep to higher 1 logistic officer, and store manager.
@administatoradministrator61884 жыл бұрын
Store is her side buisness
@kdd77794 жыл бұрын
Kalina deserve shikikan's love.. oath for kalina when
@hanyaseseorang85424 жыл бұрын
Yes. With double price of oath ring of course.
@derikpham33684 жыл бұрын
@@hanyaseseorang8542 a too small price to pay for salvation
@hanyaseseorang85424 жыл бұрын
@@derikpham3368 But. If usualy all commander buy ring from kalina, so i buy to her, from her, because her ?
@derikpham33684 жыл бұрын
@@hanyaseseorang8542 Think of her as a shopkeeper, not the owner, problem solved. It makes more sense of where and how she got all the stuffs
@DeNihility4 жыл бұрын
T-dolls come and go... ...Kalina is forever.
@danielfc30104 жыл бұрын
I will watch this everytime that I wake up and don't want to work
@kinoko8214 жыл бұрын
なんだこれ………(見る前) なんだこれ……………(見た後)
@珈琲野郎E4 жыл бұрын
中間管理職感がすげ〜 ご苦労様って感じやな じゃぁ、1時間後に会おう
@明日の夜空-k8b4 жыл бұрын
カリーナ、資料よろしく 3時間で仕上げてね♡
@ぽいぬぅ4 жыл бұрын
カリーナにメンタルモジュールを入れたら解決するんじゃ?(1時間に80枚余裕だよね)
@頭メスガキ4 жыл бұрын
カリーナ…もういい休め…2週間後にまた来るね
@gkuri69064 жыл бұрын
あんまり酷使すると鉄血カリーナになるかもしれんぞ。人だけど。 胸部の装甲は非常に厚いので注意
@Chrissaful3 жыл бұрын
The Wolf of Wall Street poster on Kalinas wall is a nice touch.
@ErgonomicChair4 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! I didn't notice how accurately they drew the base! That's amazingly accurate!
@dareckslava62134 жыл бұрын
and so acording to the base map, Kalina lives in the Rescue station lol
@gondolajesus48644 жыл бұрын
@@dareckslava6213 I mean she is a cat
@AsiagoMatteo4 жыл бұрын
I'm really impressed!! That was a very well made video! I love the mp5 reference! but to be honest everything about the video was great!
@agirimeikawa9444 жыл бұрын
This commander is not me. I feel in Kalina's role. FG42: training schedule today. Kalina: 指揮官さま、今日は何もお買い上げにならないのですか? me:働きたくない
@woodenfloor694 жыл бұрын
Imagine writing combat reports for 24/7 and run shop
@mrblackjacker32.034 жыл бұрын
I think April Fools period is the time where Kalina swaps away and lets a fat orange tabby cat do her work. Maybe those are her vacations
@euterpe48924 жыл бұрын
最後のカリーナの顔が好き!充実してるようないい顔だった!!!!!
@Kids-oz6vn4 жыл бұрын
打首獄門同好会マジで好き 絵が可愛い笑
@Vilaw-4044 жыл бұрын
筋肉質という度合いを超えたMP5…デカ過ぎる
@抹茶一曹4 жыл бұрын
2:56 良い顔をなさいますね 絵が御上手ですな 次回も楽しみにしてます
@altadeam4 жыл бұрын
2:55 somehow I smile too when she smile
@linnine7964 жыл бұрын
2:55 指揮官醤「一杯飲みに行こっか??」
@NichijouStudio4 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile katalina on my base : why commander don’t tell me write the report or buy stuff last we meet it christ mas event
@LeeW00Hyeon4 жыл бұрын
*Kalina
@amebs_65314 жыл бұрын
last time she wrote a report for me was last year, the exploration shop reports are more than enough...
@andrehashimoto80564 жыл бұрын
@@amebs_6531, i only make reports to get some extra or for HOC specific reports
@jomo58004 жыл бұрын
I rarely go to Griffin these days, and she works for 3 hours per day in terms of combat reports. So I think she actually does have enough rest aside from managing other stuff~
@Miyamozon34239 Жыл бұрын
この曲聞いたことあるけどこの組み合わせは天才だと思った
@masmashisa4 жыл бұрын
俺も働きたくない
@抹茶プリン-g9y4 жыл бұрын
私も_(:з」∠)_
@オーシア連邦4 жыл бұрын
働いてから言えよ
@beniteng8204 жыл бұрын
たたかい上手の高木さん 働いてるから働きたくないって言ってんじゃないの?
@オーシア連邦4 жыл бұрын
きのこのかみさま すいません、2ちゃんねるとかだとこういう書き込みが多いので真似しちゃいました
@masmashisa4 жыл бұрын
たたかい上手の高木さん ええんやで。
@R.U-o9j4 жыл бұрын
なんだコレ……(見る前) なんだコレ……(見てる途中) なんだコレ……(見た後)
@Usausa_jza1414 жыл бұрын
なにこれ好きw 夜インだから、うちの所のカリーナは休みが多いと思いたい……
@destroyerest52154 жыл бұрын
I'm hitting the gym from now on because I want to be like MP5
sure kalina has it bad but what about the truck drivers that handle all the hard stuff? Seriously, those guys are chads. They constantly risk being shot at or getting ELID. I want a spinoff that shows the life of the delivery guys.
at least she can relax a bit since everyone is doing arknights these days
@yuuka49644 жыл бұрын
It's true.
@livius04 жыл бұрын
Arknights isn't t h a t fun 😔
@livius04 жыл бұрын
@Hier R thank you for supporting the raifus
@marcjehle24804 жыл бұрын
I tried Arknights and it didnt really click with me. The missions at the beginning were pretty easy (obviously), and why does a DOCTER of all people have to command people for battle purposes? But the premise is interesting, i might give it a try again sometime
@fattytan13774 жыл бұрын
@@marcjehle2480 and one with *amnesia* nontheless (Also probably infected with covid but who cared amirite)
@szk1yt4 жыл бұрын
お前バイトだったんか…
@danielfc30104 жыл бұрын
I swear that this song helps me to get up in a lazy morning
@morninglurker4 жыл бұрын
my heart wasn't ready for buff mp5
@MojtaAS4 жыл бұрын
such a calming song
@araaraoni4 жыл бұрын
This is the standard work day, by the time you suffer through half the day you realize it's not that bad and just finish the day
Coming back to this 4 years later and i finally understand you Kalina, I'm sorry for making you write all those reports.
@Gandeloft4 жыл бұрын
Wow! I'd love to be creating such amazing things as this.
@mareczek007134 жыл бұрын
Have a good rest. My life - 3 hours, take it or leave it.
@playerdude24 жыл бұрын
Well well done. Thank you for this.
@kanze40563 жыл бұрын
いつもありがとぉなぁ…
@yourlocalasleeponioperativ40954 жыл бұрын
she _did_ steal my gems tho....
@user-cs2cc4do6g4 жыл бұрын
最近我也到了工作倦怠期,感觉快崩溃。。。听了这首歌感觉好多了,谢谢作者
@rare-cu8zi4 жыл бұрын
「客が強い」のところが好き。。
@五種貓4 жыл бұрын
格琳娜錢不夠?你騙誰啊!把我採購的錢還來!
@huangazen4 жыл бұрын
兄弟,你的捐獻是給葛里芬
@rotocar30114 жыл бұрын
可格琳娜騙的越多,薪水當然越多,我原本的資金(2個C-5運輸機)都被騙光了
@管管在台灣4 жыл бұрын
這影片好強!
@許哲瑋-r3o4 жыл бұрын
好可愛😂
@sinucapitalcrime37194 жыл бұрын
格琳娜的私生活被看光光啦!
@KRAFTWERK2K63 жыл бұрын
this is both Sooo awesome, amazingly done and SOOOOO kawaii!!!
@Grasses0n4 жыл бұрын
This is too relatable. Be kind to Kalina, fellow SKK.
@louis7910212 жыл бұрын
2022 格林娜終於不用再寫報告書了 (經驗溢出會自動轉換報告書
@alphariusfuze80894 жыл бұрын
*U want my money again?*
@ヤキトリファクトリー3 жыл бұрын
カリーナ、いつもありがとう。(そして追加の資料をそっと置く)
@boberdober62874 жыл бұрын
It was not guide how to play GFL, but I'm working on factory and can to feel your pain, Kalina. Stay stronger, my dear comrade
@mareczek007134 жыл бұрын
As another factory worker I especially feel the "fatigue can't recover" line, my doctor said the fact my legs didn't stop hurting since last 3 months (surprised to what a human can get used to, I just walk out the pain in the morning and soldier on, feeling strange when they hurt less) is just a fatigue buildup so I'm just enduring it for next 43 days as that will be 80% paid vacation for 3 weeks for entire factory...
@dragonhearthx83694 жыл бұрын
I feel like someone animated their fever dream
@川島健二4 жыл бұрын
カリーナさんお疲れ様でぃす……いつも休ませてあげられなくてごめんね……1時間後またくるわ……
@慟哭の大罪者4 жыл бұрын
カリーナ...いつも負担を強いてしまってすまない 一時間後にまた来る
@53hk974 жыл бұрын
大変そうだな...カリーナ、あとでご褒美あげるから、もう少し頑張って!
@boukoku.Yamato3 жыл бұрын
バッテリーとか言わないですよね?w
@スリジャヤワルダナプラコッテ-i6c4 жыл бұрын
なんだこの中毒性は、、。
@右京-k8p4 жыл бұрын
頭おかしくなるでw
@yakumofenrir86214 жыл бұрын
i remember this video every morning before work
@Omega197354 жыл бұрын
真是可愛啊😆
@Snow.Frostborne_Ch4 жыл бұрын
If I was actually a commander in Griffin to make Kalina’s life easier I’d have G36 be her maid
@phantomaviator13184 жыл бұрын
I'd demand actual consistent uniforms instead of whatever mess they got its a professional military group, not a bloody playground
@unorganized_account3 жыл бұрын
@@phantomaviator1318 *solider from tf2 intensifies*
@phantomaviator13183 жыл бұрын
@@unorganized_account yes
@revivrevalchn35034 жыл бұрын
Kalina.exe before Continum Turbulance
@jimmyjenkins19074 жыл бұрын
she kinda got that walk doe
@themellowflame204 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this has less than 200k views after its been out 2 months. I fucking love this.