using 5% of my brain

/ kfcclash

[@MarsPlaysMusic]

“shoutout Gratz” LMFAOOOOOOOOO (2:58)

[@frango4152]

This is the best quote ever spelled on a ken video, and I still dont understand how gratz is still on youtube after the stuff he did

[@IbrahimMa207]

@@frango4152 he did that years ago im sure he is a changed man now

[@dodomaster3391]

@@IbrahimMa207 gratz in here with his alt account im dead

[@frango4152]

​@@IbrahimMa207Hey gratz how you doing

[@6Senor]

​​@@IbrahimMa207hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀

[@BALDOOOOO]

Ken literally giving us a step by step guide to alchoholism

[@SgtNewt]

#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

[@micah6975]

*excited

[@maddog_27]

Best video I’ve seen from him yet

[@echooofrtheog]

2:58 probably in the top 10 ken quotes of all time

[@dc_arni2003]

2:58

[@SimSummer]

No, stop this, you just made me happy, now im so sad

[@joeyralston3773]

@@dc_arni2003so funny how he laughs before saying it, and you can tell he just thought it up

[@echooofrtheog]

@@SimSummer ermm.. what

[@Blurtrovert]

I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie

[@bingobeego]

Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼

[@xilongma4794]

Take ze meds immediately

[@thewinner9422]

You're not funny "blud". You just need help

[@thegoodreviewerinyt5584]

@shaggyplays_minecraft4994this comment right here peak brain rot, hope your parents are proud

[@M7trmalwagt]

Mfs forgot this is KZbin

[@FotisProkos]

"Shout-out to Gratz" Top Ten Quotes Of All Time

[@PrimordialGoated]

Shout out gratz is crazy, even for a person who will be oiling up and dancing to crazy frog

[@Dsandles47]

I’ll take an oiled up dude over a dude going after kids any day

[@dc_arni2003]

@@Dsandles47 What about both as 1 person?

[@scaph_1909]

@@dc_arni2003 did gratz oil up?

[@smartbot1899]

Ken calling out gratz was unexpected ,but needed. Not a lot of other yters have called him out on it and he still gets loads of view

[@deku_0036]

What did gratz do?

[@Merks68207]

​@@deku_0036long story short edp445

[@meatballmustard7658]

@@deku_0036 he found out where major cloog lives

[@bigjimmy5609]

​@@deku_0036 He had an other CR KZbin channel and he was exposed as a pedophile. He abandoned/deleted it and created Gratz

[@Sickularspidey]

Boss regrets that he said too much about gratz

[@AndrewBuilding11111]

“Wrestling on the bed” I did not expect that, and bursted out laughing as my brother said “ you sure they aren’t doing smt else?”

[@connorcraft5455]

And he was commentating it? Absolutely wild

[@hoeton3]

Ken oiling up on 15:17

[@lechatgrincheux6381]

Fk

[@Gladiator699]

Smash

[@Amine_TB]

Like

[@andyisandy]

and subscribe

[@Telkic]

+ hit that bell

[@croakinglizard2156]

shout of gratz was so unexpected and so fucking funny

[@SgtNewt]

#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

[@jakobyarns4369]

I loved the part where Ken challenged Gratz to an oily wrestling match in a lava arena

[@xxscorpionplayzxx7962]

My fav thing about this guy is that he just talks about his life experiences while providing gameplay. Glad I stumbled across this channel

[@brodyschlekeway6238]

This was a great Ken video, i love how he explained a thought provoking story but my one complaint is the lack of oiling up.

[@hattergamer4012]

love the part where he played with his log on the fircracker

[@thatoneguy8966]

*in

[@landleyepic4274]

3:01

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

The valkyrie gyrated as the log went through her as well.

[@t3d0_0]

In Germany we're allowed to buy and consume wine and beer at the age of 16. I love Germany.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!

[@t3d0_0]

@@youtubeviolatedme7123 I guess every country has it's fair share of idiots and arseholes. I'm just here to not contribute to that number xD

[@ChaseJonas75]

Eh, underage drinking can have a lot of negative effects.

[@guillermoalvarado4039]

here in guatemala u start drinking at 14 or even younger bc its so easy to get alcohol lol.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

@@ChaseJonas75 thanks for reminding us dad

[@flxm3zzz]

the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀

[@rozz.8549]

hearing the story about drinking for the first time as an eastern european was pretty amusing.

[@savageschutze2494]

been uploading a lot ken, proud of you, been loving the long videos recently, been looking forward to them every morning. thank you big dawg 😘

[@ilhamulhaque5554]

"what do you do for a living?" "abuse broken cards"

[@kLLawoB]

"bully kids online"

[@dc_arni2003]

"asking kids to smash like and subscribe"

[@master138]

"oil myself up"

[@EhmedCousCous]

Kid named broken cards

[@ilhamulhaque5554]

@@EhmedCousCous 💀

[@aaronbuenrostro4329]

“Hello my name is Markaplier”😂 0:01😊

[@boredafmetoo7467]

Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.

[@ajdad2668]

doing backflips on it

[@cheesie_toes4208]

Underrated comment

[@Set_Your_Handlle]

gpt bot

[@hamzahsharaa6539]

This is one of the better videos you had, I think its more entertaining when there is a story as opposed to just yapping

[@Rolleroncontroller]

When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy

[@amillionmax7016]

Glad we got another story time, my favorite types of vids from Ken

[@CapyMakesVideos]

My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or B. do the thug shake or C. Both (the best one in my opinion)

[@jimmartin7943]

OMG CAPYBARA!!!

[@panosrobs9749]

This isn't carterpcs

[@CapyMakesVideos]

@@panosrobs9749 so are you trying to say that you dont want Ken to do the thug shake?

[@panosrobs9749]

@@CapyMakesVideos No, ofc not

[@CapyMakesVideos]

@@panosrobs9749 yea, thats what I thought

[@horica_5100]

Bro, your videos are so f****** entertaining! I love how you deconect your brain from the game and you still destroy them :)))

[@gumjava3277]

love your videos your commentary and good gameplay makes my food 10x better

[@hallifax8457]

as soon as ken said "the zone" i got full on ptsd cool to know my favourite clasher lives in the same state as me

[@arrakistoxic1765]

Normal: Mayor of yapsville Evolved: president of yapistan

[@ArtsyAustin]

I really love Ken's stories. It also induces this urge to oil up deep within me.

[@jasonuerkvitz3756]

I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.

[@alternateaqua]

OH I THOUGHT HE SAID "GRADS" AS IN GRADUATES... Damn Gratz

[@BestModernBaby]

I love it when Ken gives his big hard gun to level 15 firecracker

[@Anikashat]

bro's drunk phase unlocked gear 5th

[@clashofclanplayer4962]

Ur story telling video turn into my everyday thing now it so relaxing

[@fictionier123]

Ken will start the next video saying "he who shall moisturizes thyself ought to be a sigma male" and rips of his tank top

[@tomhoward5749]

Man leavers was the best, everyone's got a crazy story. It's a rite of passage for Australian teenagers.

[@safiamalikzada6284]

Ken ruins my day daily because he isn’t oiled up

[@tomhoward5749]

Ah leavers, every Australian teenager's right of passage to alcoholism. Great times

[@bjornsuss5286]

I cannot believe that kennybear is pregnant 🫃 congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

[@dava7019]

I like the part when Ken says "EVERYTHING IS KENPOSSIBLE" then does a cartwheel and licks the toes of the valkyrie

[@thedragonmaster7374]

I thought he was gonna flip me off at the end

[@schadare7026]

“i had like 6….. all of those shots, and i was basically fine”😭😭

[@Gavriasagmaeilll]

last video for him was such a delightful day he had to do this video now

[@Siemomm]

I loved the part where Ken violated the copyright law by using someone else's name

[@gungle2595]

11:27 this is such a better teacher for avoiding alcohol than the hangover part

[@lazza3125]

This guy gets me through the day (and my clash royale addiction) 😢

[@mirage8982]

me watching from Denmark thinking its normal to drink at 14 years old.

[@notjunior762]

ken needs to get sponsored by keeps fr fr

[@alexanderbrougham7284]

Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍

[@Fuzzy202]

W music and w story love you man

[@francisvanloon]

the minecraft music at the end of each vid just makes me want ken to do a play through even more

[@Logantor]

Thank god nobody exploited Ken when he was a drunk man

[@sagittariusemperor9692]

He just doesn't remember but he was Diddied

[@tahariaz2942]

ken is using 5% of his brain because he uses 95% on how not to oil up infront of us

[@toxic_shr00m]

tahariaz is using 5% of their brain to spell "in front" incorrectly

[@nhtcryptic7769]

10:44 in Texas we call em dollor shots

[@amanygur]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@elizete_]

i love this

[@kavinvenkatesh1581]

Cap

[@gigyro]

I hate hands lil bro

[@xaebor5630]

Damn, markiplier just got EVEN sexier.

[@blakeduque6724]

I loved the way how Ken shoved his giant chicken inside the firecrakcer's firecracker.

[@budebade]

Not Ken promoting alcohol💀

[@herogareth7547]

I want to comment ehy I think I liked thiz video so much Its how funny kens story was and how seriously toxic mine situations right now. Kens out here with a video on his first time of being drunk. He told and made it in such an entertaining way. Me is about to get expelled at my school for shomting that didnt even start with me. Im basicly already wexplelled and the ones who r handling my case, are not doing their job properly. Im in a seriously toxic spot right now. I like watching kens videos , and its also a look at a different part of the world. The good part of the world thats not mine

[@PansyPops]

4:37 vodka’s really nice. If you have vodka I always recommend having lemonade with it, especially if it’s flavoured vodka. Flavoured is usually weaker though, I recently had a couple weak shots which was only 15%.

[@turniptoasty8015]

“Shoutout gratz” “Freshly 18” Ken is killing me with these references😭

[@r3dn1ght23]

I like your videos because its like a mini podcast

[@joelvanbennekom3048]

im so glad my favorite youtuber jackesptieye posted today

[@nemo5694]

I love the part where Ken used 100 % of his brain and oiled up

[@Yunahsky]

I don't need Ken to do my daily juicing, but his face definitely helps.

[@xpt0557]

Video hasn't even started and hes mentioned msrkiplier ill love this video

[@ratman7747]

I loved the outro where ken started singing im just ken

[@marshypickaxe2453]

next video ken will not have a maid costume on with honey all on his body

[@sheriffcr420]

The Monster Logo on his head I think clearly shows how much of a gamer Ken is

[@hanskywalker1246]

Best story ever told by Ken

[@bothhyperion5926]

I love Ken only for the Minecraft music

[@obladioblada2122]

Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10 1. Thinks he's Markiplier 2. Subliminal messaging through hair 3. "Shoutout Gratz" 4. Addiction to alcohol 5. Something about a clown caravan? 6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning

[@Alone-1629]

All we have are stories my friend, I am glad to be able to listen to yours.

[@LouieLouie47]

Everyday I wake up and look forward to a Ken video

[@hyrumcombs7614]

Had a lil mental breakdown, then remembered I hadn't watched Ken's daily vid, thanks for the quick pick-me-up.

[@maxmustermann1684]

as a german i had my first drink at 15 and was late💀 (drinking soft alkohol is legal at 16)

[@TheRealCookieRookie]

“I was watching 2 of my friends wrestle on the bed”-Kennethy 2024

[@austin7isgreat]

Us: whats the most powerful card in cr Supercell: credit

[@serafimbarbu7711]

NOW WAY. Markaplier has finally given a shot to CR!! So excited to see my favorite youtuber playing my FAVORITE game

[@singhy774]

Just at the time of my dinner. The exact minute.

[@SlayerMuff]

Bro just casually VIOLATING gratz💀

[@codersama]

ken touched me in my no no zone in the zone

[@legacyratrick8237]

Ken is my favorite story time youtuber

[@quake5556]

Petition to get Ken to oil up day 1

[@SgtNewt]

#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup

[@CoolGuy-sq5cu]

Unc always has the most immaculate yap seshs

[@RetroKalki]

Ken wants the duchess to go crazy on him

[@xdrago5602]

I feel like Kens bald spot is slowly spelling out a message for us. Today it says "A"

[@MoGamerJoker]

i loved when ken got oiled up for evolved valkrie

[@Jamnation_]

I predict Ken will have hair next video and will not go bald

[@kevalyarathore223]

certified micropeepee moment

[@Secret64462]

Ken literally invented having game content next to some random ass irl content

[@0llie]

came for the story, stayed for the story, came

[@professional_hater885]

I loved the part where ken oiled up for the firecracker

[@BinkZinc]

I love Ken's commentary. Just honest stories while playing clash. Please oil up next time daddy 🙏

[@benwilliams1610]

i can hear crazy frog playing ken , you know what to do.

[@RossTubes]

You kept defending the goblin hut but the new tower troop counters them 100%😂

[@theoverseer393]

We got a “the zone” up here too! Its a beachside thing

[@chromea]

i loved the part when Markiplier started playing Clash Royale on Ken's channel

[@coledavidson5630]

Bro's gonna be crowned Emperor of the Yapsburgs