Fainting Infront Of The Future Mafia King [Argument] [Fainting Comfort] [Dark Shifter Mafia King]

[@UTC_Audio]

Part 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIPdknd8frJ8i5o

[@luke_likes_waffles]

HE DID NOT CALL ME JUST TO FILL UP HIS WATER BOTTLE 😭

[@UTC_Audio]

I'm parched

[@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok]

​@@UTC_Audio Sorry if Im rude but you can do it yourself

[@UTC_Audio]

Sometimes I just want an excuse to see ya

[@bunbunsenpai6228]

Bro-

[@Aprilsinsane]

​@@UTC_Audiomaybe you'll see us in the HALLS? 😳😳😳😳😳

[@xKira.]

Me: *faints* Him: "get up I-" Me: "okay grandpa"🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

[@hithere7904]

THE NERVE OF THIS DUDE SAYING HE’S NICE AFTER HIM SAYING HORRIBLE STUFF TO US THE AUDACITY

[@UTC_Audio]

Everyone thinks they are nice

[@Asher_the_thrasher-w5d]

Like…listen past 4:37 then it’s nice

[@claracatlady9844]

“What’s got you so tired then?” Narcolepsy Sir, Narcolepsy

[@iluvducky0]

THE WAY HE WAS SO SPECIFIC ABOUT THE REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS WAS HILARIOUS😂 LITERALLY HAD ME CRACKING UP

[@UTC_Audio]

It has extra peanut butter. It's Soo good

[@lucianmuresan8282]

​@@UTC_Audio yummy 😋

[@KBN911]

@@iluvducky0 I literally asked for a bag of those kind specifically for Christmas and was reaching for one when he said that. I just froze and stared at them for a minute. Freaked me out a little bit. 😂😭

[@claracatlady9844]

It’s giving ✨Nepo Baby✨

[@UTC_Audio]

He's a prince

[@Kai_Thing2]

Aint no damn way you called me to FILL YOUR WATER BOTTLE AND GET YOU A DAMN SNACK 😭😭😭 Who do we look like- Cinderella? Get yo water yourselve 😊🔪

[@meganfrank183]

You know what?! If this is how I'm being treated by you and your staff, then you can find someone else to take my place because I quit! *leaves* 😡

[@lyrahfairley5366]

@@meganfrank183 REAL BRO

[@Visorcererapprentice]

😂

[@cajunking5987]

Gacha pfp are you 12

[@meganfrank183]

@@cajunking5987 No! I'm actually older than 12 FYI! 😒

[@RaiShot1]

@@cajunking5987 okay 1, that was kinda rude. 2, you do know majority of the Gacha community are adults… right?

[@blissscripts]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, OTHERS, HE HAS DONE IT AGAINNNNNNN, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 ATEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[@Pantheplatypus]

Am I the others 😭

[@Dasha.Therian]

​@@Pantheplatypus bro honestly as someone with Leukemia this shit hits hard 😂 my dad thinks I'm fricken faking it-

[@Ash_ThatOneWeirdBestFriend]

YAsss Queen

[@AlexandriteM122]

"Fill my water bottle" *No-*

[@RavenRose_xiv]

I love this, the cheekyness of him, acting as if he doesn't care but inside he's the exact. I could put up with those mood swings to see him hehe

[@yummcake]

Bro, walking up the stairs gets me on the verge of passing out😭

[@yoongiismine1554]

@@yummcake frrrr

[@BLUEHAIRED_ROACH]

DON’T WORRY MY GRIPPY SOCKS ARE MEANT FOR THIS I CANNOT FALL WITH THESE FLIPPING SOCKS😎

[@Kaykaykayk]

Haha

[@EvieWainwright-ny2ow]

I miss my grippy socks 💔

[@Hilol308]

”Get me a snack of pumpkin shaped Reeces” BOY AM I YOUR MOTHER

[@UTC_Audio]

Mom?

[@Hilol308]

@ ITS BEEN SO LONG SON!!😂😂

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

DUDE, YOU HAVE HANDS AND FEET YOU'RE NOT DISABLED 🤡

[@Jerry_fromwork]

HIS NAME IS CALZONE?!?! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@UTC_Audio]

Don Calzone, put one respect on the Alpha Mafia King.

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

This is all the respect he is due

[@FeuerblutRM]

And the e at the end isn't silent.

[@MrEvilMunchkinsMan]

Sounds like a mountain to be honest

[@alexanders1824]

Him: Come here, let me fix your hair Me: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HAIR-

[@Alex-k7b8o]

They’re just a no way he is too lazy to fill up his water bottle and get Reese’s pieces on his own💀

[@Sleepy_kavii]

Me: *passes out* Him: The nerve of some people Me: Oh I’m sorry *slaps* now let me sleep thank you 😼

[@Sleepy_kavii]

I didn’t watch the rest of the audio before I heard that… sorry? 😖

[@TravalerLumine]

NAH YOUR NOT WASTING MY TIME FOR A WATER BOTTLE RIGHT NOW😭

[@UTC_Audio]

But I'm thirsty

[@Mjim2322]

Alright then, time for my demon side to come out and I’ll make sure you fear me. But you may have a soft spot, and maybe I’ll give you a second chance maybe. Amazing work UTC, keep up the good work!!!❤ Love your audio!!!😊

[@TheMessBox]

When I read the title I saw “furniture Mafia King” and thought I should share that

[@UTC_Audio]

We've got rugs by the dozens! Don't mind the feet sticking out at the end, that's a free weight included to pin down the ends! Come on down to Don Calzone-y's Furniture emporium where the deals are so good, it's a crime.

[@TheMessBox]

@@UTC_Audio lmao that’s insane

[@serenajulian819]

Bestie i dont need my hair down by ur messy hands *majestic hair flip and walks off slaying the day away* anywayyy ate againn

[@ash.ketchum1720]

“Remember who you’re speaking to” I’m talking to you, you pizza burrito!! Whatcha gonna do huh?! •bucks• huh?!

[@UTC_Audio]

You've found out what his dark shifting power turns him into

[@ash.ketchum1720]

@@UTC_Audio 😭😂💀

[@AnnaHoover-nc6uq]

I’m so late sorry I haven’t watched your videos in like 3 weeks I’ve just been very busy but finally watching them again and I’m so happy

[@UTC_Audio]

Welcome back!

[@moop4567]

@@AnnaHoover-nc6uq apologizing for not watching a creator’s videos in your own free time is crazy😭😭

[@yuuruii._m0]

@@moop4567 bro got them in a chokehold LMAO 😭

[@harmony3493]

I honesty hope this is the reality of Mafia men behind closed doors, where they act like literal entitled children to their butlers 90% of the time- like those butlers are the only ones who knows the truth, that these mafia men are not shit 💀

[@Ash_ThatOneWeirdBestFriend]

"DID THIS BISH CALL ME KIDDO-" me remembering I'm a simp to everything not that isnt real "Nvm keep calling me Kiddo >:D"

[@majkag1330]

"What would my father think?" It's giving Draco Malfoy

[@gheata_playz874]

5:26.....keep telling yourself that

[@Emma_heh]

Bro the "come back woth water and sack" got me cackling 🤣🤣💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@abcdx12]

1. You're lucky I was only 10 minutes late. 2. I can either talk back or smack back, your choice! 3. I'm sorry, did you just snap your fingers at me... multiple times? 4. No, let me dumb it down for you. You're a butt, get your own stuff. 5. And exactly how do you know so much about hair? 6. Say what? Share a room. That's gonna be a hard pass. Here's wishing you lots of 🎃🎃🎃 shaped Reese's in your future !!!

[@Visorcererapprentice]

@@abcdx12 love it 😂

[@ZensApothicaryCorner]

Me ; faints Him: worried about his highnesses floor being tainted by my lowly existence **slap slap slap** Me: **in my knocked out mind** Arrogant prissy man baby

[@annamaria_Smith]

I'm sorry but my anger issues can. Not. Absolutely can not. I would rather quit and risk my life, thank you. 😀✋🏻

[@ausomeaspie]

@@annamaria_Smith IKR! Completely agree.

[@entityvv]

him: "what would my father think" me: bro are you draco malfoy

[@That_one_girl125]

I'm a smart ass could not take this seriously 😂💀

[@Bestfunnyguy11]

This is actually super good, can we get a series out of him if thats possible? Thanks!

[@UTC_Audio]

I'd love a series. Just gotta wait on the author

[@Bestfunnyguy11]

@UTC_Audio I'll be looking forward to it, good luck to you.

[@unicornmaster372]

*Silently goes to refill water bottle then dumps half a bottle of miralax into the water bottle shakes till fully dissolved* Here is your water bottle, sir. 😊 (Treat me like crap, you get crap in return.)

[@Visorcererapprentice]

Honestly I think I need more if this! Okay, but can we discuss THE SOLE AUDACITY THIS GUY HAS!? HE CALLED US FOR A BOTTLE WATER REFILL AFTER MOWING THE LAWN IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER!?

[@kitwhhh3746]

i want everyone to know im watching these in 2x

[@kiksbrownie6906]

HELP THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH I CAN'T

[@chaoticegg1077]

Me listening to this: “There ain’t no way you just snapped at me 👀”

[@horselover-v3w]

I actually couldn’t stop laughing at the “get me a pumpkin shaped Reese’s peanut butter cup.”

[@UTC_Audio]

The chocolate to peanut butter ratio is on point

[@Your_favorite_diva_rxetewaq]

That wet kiss bro- 😂

[@gheata_playz874]

5:53 that does not sound like a kiss-

[@LovableMimi]

1:15 why is he clocking my tea😭

[@andreagibbs5492]

I love those pumpkin shaped reese's peanut butter candies 😋❤

[@every1lovesBATMAN]

HE COULDN’T GET THE WATER HIMSELF IN THOSE 10 MINUTES. SOME PEOPLE.

[@MyMomTookMyCat]

Am I the only one that started thinking hey Jessie when he said I could talk to Jessie

[@ipiniufilipo1472]

0:34 aye I'm not ya maid or servermant and I'm not a child stupid! 1:03

[@Oliredwd9cm]

Nah we throwing hands

[@Seongjoongwoosan]

Him: you can’t be talking back to the future kin of the mafia- Me: SIR I DONT GIVE A FLYING DUCK.😭

[@Seongjoongwoosan]

KING*

[@kiksbrownie6906]

FRESH MEAT IS CRAZY

[@notdipperpines6626]

Nah the Reeses peanut butter cups took me out

[@Ahlxx_]

OMGGG Tsundere UTC! 🤎

[@naelan9]

"Imma badass, my name is Mister Pizza" 😂😂 He.... snapped his fingers..... I'm gonna bite them off. You little e_e Bruh, I'd die so fast. They'd put me in a bag and throw me into a lake... Disrespect me like this and I'm gonna riot. Man, there's a difference between fainting and falling asleep xD He is a mafia boss but doesn't have a comfy couch? Having to sleep on the floor? SHAME ON HIM! I have two couchs, I'm better than him 😏 I can give you a Thai massage and step on your back e_e I don't wanna sleep with you, my guy D: Leave me alone! I just fainted!

[@pluto-chan]

Why do you always leave such long paragraphs oh my gyatt!! Calm down skibidi!

[@naelan9]

@pluto-chan I do it because I can

[@pluto-chan]

@@naelan9you do not need to react to everything in the audio 😭

[@naelan9]

@@pluto-chan yes, I do 😂

[@UTC_Audio]

Yes they do!

[@nemuinuko]

oh i just stumbled to your account and i already love it here

[@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok]

Please part 2 I love this series

[@UTC_Audio]

Me too!

[@Dojocat-v]

@@UTC_Audiome three

[@Skz_for_life-k9i]

@@Dojocat-v ME FOUR 😇😇

[@Errorl-_-I]

@@Skz_for_life-k9ime 5

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

@@MarinaLoredana-zm2ok if the scriptwriter gonna make another part

[@nehalricke365]

omg ii love this

[@ZoeyCristan-ro7tu]

You should do another one it was really good I liked it

[@Random_banana_man]

DOES THIS MAN LIKE EVERY COMMENT!!!!

[@UTC_Audio]

I like comments and I read all of them.

[@Random_banana_man]

@UTC_Audio Man's on the clock 24/7!!!

[@teresitaaguirre3343]

Dude, your nane is Calzone, I can't take you seriously enough 😂

[@UTC_Audio]

Please, Don Calzone-y is my father's name. You can call me Roma

[@WateverWatever04]

Don.... _Calzone?_

[@UTC_Audio]

Other options were Don Cortizone-y

[@AllTheHappySquirrels]

​@@UTC_Audio given his back complaints, that would have been appropriate

[@MrEvilMunchkinsMan]

@@UTC_Audio don crustyzone

[@nyolavolf5352]

Man U are not that nice u, literally woke me up just to get u a filled water bottle & candy!? 5:29

[@UTC_Audio]

The candy is so good

[@백류-c6w]

I use this video for my English study thanks

[@UTC_Audio]

Educational!

[@alinex01]

CALZONE ITS A FOOD WTF THATS HIS NAME😂😂???

[@max-and-ruby]

oh okay attitude😭

[@naomi_luvs_]

um my name is naomi, that scared the crap out of me 😭

[@jamayraross-m8v]

Called for a water bottle refill!!!!!! Water! And a snack.... acting like you got no legs...

[@Suki_643]

Bro I just died WDYM get up 🤚😭

[@MrEvilMunchkinsMan]

Bro im not cinderella 😭😭🤚

[@serenityflowers5761]

Don Calzone 🤣

[@Cosplayer_ig]

1:05 i am very tempted to slap him. 2:28 do i look like i care how i speak to you grandpa?(the white hair😭)

[@JasmineLeftTheChat]

Nah I'm gonna eat this script. (I'm sort of joking.)

[@dwparadox]

I’m getting high key Merlin Vibes here

[@Mikayla-y8d]

So I’m not allowed to nap now

[@jlh012204]

Don Calzone? He’s starting to look real tasty after days of not eating properly…. (which is what happens right before I faint lmao) (the not-eating-properly thing, not the lookin’-real-tasty thing)

[@sab_rina_sab_rina]

ik UTC has a beef for everyone he met on the internet ♥

[@leelanhua5015]

I already heard that script in reality dreams audio’s video Fainting in front of a prince or sth

[@UTC_Audio]

I changed it to be more modern. Author is credited in the description.

[@zackislost1813]

maybe...might need a part 2🤭

[@Kudomirai]

Happy new year everyone 2025 ❤

[@Edit_audios11118]

I was the 700th like ❤️

[@Errorl-_-I]

877

[@ClassifiedChickenMuncher]

….why are you so good at being a bad person 💀

[@UTC_Audio]

Method acting

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

The way fainting literally isn't this long...

[@UTC_Audio]

You must have played it up for attention!

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

@@UTC_Audio .

[@booshkaorwhatever4010]

nah but fr call an ambulance if they're out for more than like 30 secs

[@naomisan7124]

Ok how did he know my name

[@aiminathusha3629]

6 minutes..damn

[@Wonniemiller]

HI UTC

[@Honeybee_yay]

Y'all talking about the way we're being treated but I just wanna know why he said he summoned us botch I ain't beezlebub

[@Samantha-j6b8u]

Since when did video become shorts

[@UTC_Audio]

What do you mean?

[@Necromancernat]

DON CALZONE?!?😭😭😭

[@playingwithme7496]

STOP MY NAME IS NAOMI

[@cOttp0tt]

ohhhhh trust fund baby has a lot to say (idk how i ended up here. i’m not into men, so this is more like a weird toxic friendship dynamic and idk how to feel about it)

[@UTC_Audio]

There's a large portion of my listenership that just loved the drama, and romance takes a back seat in a majority of my audios.

[@gheata_playz874]

5:59 Naomi? Or Newbie?

[@UTC_Audio]

Newbie

[@Keepinitreal203]

can I admit something REALLY embarrassing? You are like one of my celebrity crushes but like it’s not bc of your looks. I have NEVER heard someone have THAT deep of voice EVER. (also next time you do a live do not mention this like don mention this I’ll probably start crying. I just need to get this off my chest because it’s really embarrassing and I thought it was funny.)

[@UTC_Audio]

Thats the first time I've heard that! Thank you.

[@Keepinitreal203]

@@UTC_Audio NOO YOU REPLIED THATS SO EMBARRASSING

[@alexfoun4048]

Was this not supposed to be a m4a and not a m4f/a? 0-0

[@UTC_Audio]

I used pronouns. I often tweak scripts

[@alexfoun4048]

@UTC_Audio Alright. I was just surprised because it said m4a and I'm a male, so it was weird hearing it

[@UTC_Audio]

@alexfoun4048 I hear ya, that was the prince/princess version

[@Honey_Bae234]

Aren’t mafia kings supposed to be evil 👿

[@UTC_Audio]

It's a family business

[@Honey_Bae234]

@@UTC_Audio yes sir 🫡❤️

[@ThatChillGuyJay]

I wanna quit.

[@MrsChoi-x2f]

We need part 2

[@HR-os3nc]

Amazing❤😊 Him: she is luky she is cute..um..I mean that I'm here Me: don't deny it, I know you find me cute.....😅😂...

[@chestershireliddell8566]

Please don't forget to tag ur videos as M4F I'm begging...😢

[@UTC_Audio]

In the same way I don't tag the language, I also don't tag [M4F] in most cases.

[@chestershireliddell8566]

@@UTC_Audio which leads to confusion and wasted time for male and nonbinary listeners :(