Uzi Says Things She Probably Wouldn't

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

This is not me voice acting lines, this is not sentence mixing (except for that one bit with N), and this is ABSOLUTELY NOT AI. These are lines from Class of '09 and Class of '09: The Re-Up. You would know this if you read the description. Nicole from these games shares a voice actor with Uzi, Elsie Lovelock. That is the joke of the video.

[@AntiSkeppyClone]

I knew from the first one 😭

[@opda877]

@@nagitoaussiemandias oh sorry for not reading earlier

[@purplecarrot5496]

I was thinking "this is the kinda shish Nicole would say"

[@DMGGaming-u8n]

IM GONNA TOUCH YOU

[@upmost2766]

:0

[@soda_drawzz]

IF UZI DIDNT HAVE PARENTAL CONTROLS.

[@Str4wb4ri]

FR

[@SDN_SDNN]

I’m scared!

[@SofiaIsabelleHabal]

Fr

[@mehmetozdemir4709]

İt will be turn something ehmmm :D

[@ramibros]

TRUE

[@devilsora100]

The N word. In front of N. It's so easy of a joke it's still funny

[@MaxineP-rime]

“Wait, I have a word?”

[@dominomimi5137]

@@MaxineP-rime N NOOOOOOOO

[@PlxsteredH34rt]

@@MaxineP-rime HELPPP

[@Ajanimations17]

@@Nothing007-ogga it’s chill I’m black I got you

[@RaccAttacc01]

Spoiler Alert: The 'N Word' she's referring to is just N's real name.

[@marymystery4427]

"Uzi saying things she probably wouldn't" - an entire video of Uzi saying things she probably would if the show was rated R

[@anxie-tea9549]

True

[@Double-R-Nothing]

You mean it isn't already?

[@Edgar-rd2jv]

@@Double-R-Nothing no, it isnt

[@marymystery4427]

​@Double-R-Nothing Surprisingly, no. The episodes with the most gore are only TV-14 (so not recommended for kids under 14) Which it's so wild we can get someone ripping others heart out but Uzi has never explicitly said "fuck" lmao

[@JonahB-t3z]

@@Edgar-rd2jv there are three episodes rated TV-MA so it kind of is

[@S4pphireSt4rz]

orb: "whats your wish?" Uzi: "Bitch gimma a fry!"

[@SmartToaster4K]

This is the EXACT series of lines that would follow Nori removing her parental filters (maybe minus the racist stuff, lmao).

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Oh she would totally for fun

[@lillsolis_lunar]

FR THO

[@MaxineP-rime]

no still the racist stuff

[@Name_justname]

Ya keep the racism

[@Cyn_Elliot_3071]

But drones don't have skin how can they be racist

[@quocvietnguyen2755]

These class of 09 line is crazyyy💀

[@TheStopMotionGuy112]

the fact it matches perfectly to tho makes it better lol

[@SimonBrill-vs9yx]

0:56 no don't do it uzi 😭

[@liv8129]

Today I saw a short which had a black guy trying glacier water for the first time and I had the urge to comment “you probably haven’t even seen clean water” I’m half Mexican

[@ElekiSerket]

That "SHUT THE FUCK UP, GO AWAY" was so genuine lmao

[@MdGojiFan]

1:20 She would probably say that tho

[@natashale-breton104]

Fr

[@quintencornelissen2274]

1:46 i litterally almost spat out my drink lmfao

[@diamondkid2226]

And ofc she says it to tessa lol

[@memedude8303]

1:11 V was definitely willing to take her up on that offer

[@CH40TIC_W3NDA]

nuh uh

[@juststoppingby9259]

​@@CH40TIC_W3NDAyuh huh

[@CH40TIC_W3NDA]

@@juststoppingby9259 nuh uh

[@RaprapTabasa]

Uhh oh uhmm (What kind of language I just learn :0).

[@SerialdesignationN-g9h]

@@CH40TIC_W3NDAwhat a handsome lookin drone

[@Uzis-Husband]

I love how it’s the same voice actor.

[@GorrilaVr873]

lol same

[@liv8129]

Where do I find the audio where all of this was said I want it

[@Uzis-Husband]

@@liv8129 It’s a game called class of 09

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

@@liv8129 why are you people completely incapable of reading the description and the pinned comment

[@liv8129]

@@nagitoaussiemandias idk man I usually do I just didn’t think about it this time

[@JustANormalGuy3]

Alternative title: Uzi being savage for 2 minutes and 34 seconds

[@spooki3382]

2:20 I CANNOT LMAOOO-

[@RedCliff1]

Cyn was the person Uzi was talking to (She would totally say this)

[@HollowMoon380]

0:26 no, she would definantly say that

[@Vegimitesandwich]

LOL thats crazy

[@mindmagicianfromstickworld]

She would say 95/100 of these lines

[@AydenDaffron]

1:01 bro wtf-

[@BlueSoulGamer]

Well it’s a good question, is a girl dating a girl more or less gay then a girl wanting another girl to get freaky with her corpse. One might say the second is outweighed by the masochistic fantasy? Or perhaps the first isn’t gay enough since no sex is involved yet. Oh decisions…

[@Darkxwolf17_MD-]

0:51 - 1:00 This clip probably will be stuck in my head for a week straight. And it's the one that caught me so off guard.

[@dodosarecool]

this is why i love uzi/nicole

[@Flowthewaters]

Whos nicole?

[@Astro-PSN]

@@Flowthewaters Another character she VAs

[@Mast3rKK]

@@Flowthewatersanother person voiced by elsie lovelock, all the voicelines in this video are from that character

[@Flowthewaters]

@@Mast3rKK ohhh ok! Ty

[@Flowthewaters]

@@Astro-PSN 👍🙂

[@ThiaguiMrRandom]

1:01 "first one" THAT SHIT GOT ME

[@TheNuggieofDoom]

2:14 "Bitch give me a fry"-Uzi 2024

[@cvx-vw7ek]

MY MOUTH DROPED AND NOW IT STAYS LIKE THAT

[@SUSSYSHADOWFOX]

Nobody: Uzi: You wanna buy some crac-

[@SillyGooberCyn]

0:40 THE U IS DANCING ON REBECCA'S CORPSE??????

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

You are the first person to notice that (or at least comment that you noticed it) so you get a thumbs up 👍

[@SillyGooberCyn]

@ Yippeee!!

[@TH3P34CHD4DDY]

0:31 no…not true…they also cook

[@AydenDaffron]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH

[@BlueSoulGamer]

They clean the house pretty good too!

[@Melonist]

Eat hot chip and lie

[@ansrfururactions]

And they make some hard pics with brushes

[@dragonamation]

And wielding shot guns WELCOME TO AMARIACA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@AnAnonymousEditor]

1:53 WII SPORTS MENTIONED

[@ToxDoorman]

"What was that 90s TV show.... DiD I dO tHaT?" -Uzi

[@roflyurmom]

Hearing her cursing is the weirdest but also character accurate thing ever idk why

[@roflyurmom]

NOW I KNOW WHY SINCE I WATCHED CLASS OF 09

[@LARADEKA]

Uzi when she can no longer be hindered by Nori... Also Uzi the dimensional drone. Become Uzi.

[@JonahB-t3z]

A world with no ✨steakback outhouse✨

[@bald_lizzy]

Uzi with Nicole's lines >>>>

[@Ornelthebell]

0:15 AND YOUR WIFE DOESNT WHAT

[@rrhyzi]

uzi saying all the things she really wanted to 😭😭

[@Star.of.the.sh0w]

2:13 THIS. THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT, AND THIS ENTIRE VIDEO IS JUST AWESOMEEE

[@GoofyGoober65-v5k]

“You wanna buy some crack?” Help what

[@phoenixroberts4559]

Thank god for Uzi's parental controls 💀

[@SerialdesignationN-g9h]

*gasp* PROFANITY!

[@GigantamaxTheGreat]

The N Wor-

[@SerialdesignationN-g9h]

@@GigantamaxTheGreatNO DONT SAY IT

[@cyn_da_planet_eater]

​@@SerialdesignationN-g9hhi N

[@AttackJack33]

1:52 that "shut the fuck up" had some POWER to it lmao

[@jadehenning5734]

The hole in one😭😭 This video is perfect✨

[@Nori_Editzz]

Being a class of 09 fan and knowing the context makes this 10 times funnier. Like when I first started playing class of 09 find new Nicole's voice sounded familiar and then my friend told me Uzi and her shared a voice actor

[@miiniheart]

1:00 IM LITERALLY IN SHOCK

[@RandomPotado]

uzi would most definitely say all of this

[@darraghkeenan3524]

0:46 "Did I do that?" >;3

[@VictiniVids]

Criminally underrated

[@Luc1dDr3am-m7m]

I fucking lost it when she wanted to say the n-word.

[@dr.feelgood5585]

This has no right to be this funny😂

[@SgtLouieFox]

I thought this was a really good impressionist until i saw the comments saying it was all from class of 09 😭😭

[@SgtLouieFox]

Comment*

[@I_love_space.]

I never knew I needed to hear uzi swearing

[@Sillywendah]

Uzi being nicole for the entire video

[@Cynlover-r2j]

"Shut the fuck up! Go away!" How inspiring but funny

[@Twlsted234]

Parental advisory got turned off😨

[@EmberTheAereis]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN PEOPLE ADD NICOLES VOICELINES OVER UZI

[@Goldenjaw]

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE QUESTIONS 😰🙏

[@Abyssdrone-04]

This is peak Cynema I live the abundance of context too 💀

[@darkXwolf17-t5q]

Uzi scenes as Nicole’s voice is something I didn’t know I needed until now

[@thebestbananabreadouthere]

1:46 GOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT IN SEA OF "BITE ME"S

[@N2and2Uzi]

1:38 sign me up J

[@V1_From_Ultrakill_real]

Where do *we sign up

[@Theb0ip0w]

Ima join you too

[@galodetenis1043]

Please, that is a masterpiece, if you could, do more, *WE BEG YOU*

[@Serial_designation_N-o6n]

She would say about half of these

[@LuckyBilly09]

Uzi if she was born in 2024

[@stripeythefilmmaker3255]

1:40 ..why’d Cyn pop up when she was saying that?

[@neoangelov7674]

Cause it's lore accurate

[@HogeezHoagies]

Because Cyn gives amazing head, apparently

[@Theb0ip0w]

​@@neoangelov7674True though. I remember that when we first saw Cynessa he sucked up a pair of limbs and wires or something like that

[@ShyVelociraptor]

WGAT..!!?!?

[@neoangelov7674]

@@ShyVelociraptor he reffers to the moment we saw tessa was actually cyn the whole time ("tessa" was eating doll)

[@Illegally-_-Miku]

Basically Uzi in my MD Hunter AU:

[@Illegally-_-Miku]

@Breadestboi So Uzi decides to hunt down the murder drones because she's sick and tired of nobody else doing anything about them. It starts out similar to the show but she actually succeeded in killing a murder done (it was V, sorry 😐) and she excitedly tells everyone she can that she killed a murder drone and everyone but her dad is amazed, meanwhile her Dad feels kinda betrayed because he tried really hard to keep everyone safe and Uzi just messed up over a decade of his work.

[@Illegally-_-Miku]

@Breadestboi (I love your username btw 🤩) Uzi then gets more friends because she is seen as a "Murder Drone Hunter" and she slowly gets pressured to kill another murder done, J, this time it goes wrong tho and Uzi makes it out alive and goes home where she lies about killing J. Around this time Uzi starts to develop her Absolute Solver powers and hides those bad boys like her life depends on if.

[@Illegally-_-Miku]

@Breadestboi Uzi fails to hide the signs from everyone, though, and Doll and Lizzy confront her in private about her powers and while she tried to lie about it at first, she opened up after Doll told her (in Russian ofc) that she also has the "virus", the 3 of them are currently looking for a cure for the solver, and that's all so far!

[@Illegally-_-Miku]

​@BreadestboiOne thing I forgot to add: I added some of Nicole's personality from class of 09 into Uzi because I want to make some animations one day and since their VA barely changed her voice between the two I wanted to use some of Nicole's lines too! Also, N kinda hates Uzi for killing V, J acts indifferent but deep down she deeply cared for V and absolutely goes for Uzi first when the two fight.

[@FreeK0ffinF0rU]

The A's on math is wild ☠️☠️☠️

[@dragonden72]

If Uzi gave into the intrusive thoughts:

[@IsabellaLonggg]

0:32 NAH CUZ MY MOM JST GOT CALED OUT RIGHT HERE SHE **BINGES** THE SHOW

[@AstralXen]

I've found it. The place where Murder Drones and Xenoblade intersect, my favorite game and my favorite indie animation.

[@riwawashere]

If Murder Drones was 18+

[@SnufflySpy]

This is gold. Comedy freaking gold

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

Damaged OCs Thank Robo-God Uzi isn't into feet stuff

[@ghostsRsick]

gosh i was just crying a couple of minutes ago and hopped on youtube- this made me crack smiles and giggles. thanks :3

[@RoxasMark]

Dont let all these hilarious lines distract you, the game their coming from gets pretty dark and meesed up. I though i was in for a ride with irreverent humor, oh boy, did i get NOT that. 1:32 i spit my drink!!!

[@BbutterI]

DID I DOO THAT

[@theglamrockraptor1691]

Every second of this was GOLD!

[@NightfallAfternoon]

I would definitely flip the video to things Uzi would say. Though I love the Crack Verse

[@JXSH_19]

Murder drones if it was made by vizliepop: (i know i misspelled it)

[@BonBon15159]

OH I LITERALLY JUST REALIZED THIS IS CLASS OF 09 OR SMTH LIKE THAT?

[@nagitoaussiemandias]

i say this in the description and pinned comment

[@BonBon15159]

@ yeah but I didn’t see lol

[@just_sonic]

might be the best md video on the Internet

[@RandomRexy]

Uzi says things she probably would*

[@My_Counter_Part_Is_Luna]

“You wanna buy some crack?” I’m dead😭

[@The_Alien_Person]

"Hole in one" IM ACTUALLY DEAD 😭😭

[@Murder_drones163]

0:46 did i do thaaat?

[@life4music.08]

Me: Hmmm this is on my fyp, lemme check it out Uzi: I just wanna slice my wrists dramatica- Me: DUDE CHILL-

[@rileymcdermott9034]

This apppslootley amazing I love to see more of this it’s fantastic

[@thepyroxd772]

This is art

[@cyn_da_planet_eater]

Only things uzi would say in this vid: bite me

[@carsonthebee1521]

Uzi if she was made by Vivsiepop:

[@BellaDustUzi]

0:46 “Did I do thaaaaat?”

[@Famfam-tx7zm]

“Hole in one” is crazy bro-😭

[@andigale3-y6i]

my dumbass thinking she’d be kind to someone cuz she’s never do that the video: if uzi didn’t have parental controls

[@szymarski]

send in the blue vampiric nikon.

[@painqqq]

NOOOO SHHJVDHJVSJSJ THISIS TOO PERFECT IM DEADDDDDD

[@dawg-r7y]

Uzi: i'm racist now

[@SerialDesignationNX]

Make more videos like this lol I was dying

[@cartervandyke2940]

She wouldn't say skibidi slicers but she would

[@Sonataisbestdazzling]

NICOLE MENTION🔥CLASS OF 09 🔥

[@abriellegaubatz7575]

THIS IS A FU**** DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FU***** DIPSH** got me dead😂😂😂

[@Murderdronesfweak]

Me: *cutely wishes this was the whole series*

[@Lexi-m6u]

someone: What is your wish? Uzi: Bitch gimme a fry !!

[@radioGt72]

1:09 I KNEW SHE SOUNDED FAMILIAR BRO