12 Minutes of Things That Make No Sense in GTA Online…

Loads of things make absolutely zero sense in GTAO, so much so that I had to make another video on things that make no sense because I just keep on discovering them, so today I present to you 12 minutes of things that make no sense in GTAO.
#gtaonline

[@nou108]

Every npc random has your number when you steal a Car and get bounty. This always made no sense to me too

[@ra-0238]

and even when you kill them, they exactly know whom to call...

[@tarimastanaka615]

I guessed it was Simions

[@ZeusDrawz]

@@ra-0238i was literally about to say the same thing, even when the npc dies, i somehow get a bounty 💀

[@poglant]

when u kill them and they text u

[@ricky-sanchez]

If Lester is the person to call to place bounties, does every NPC in the game have Lester's number? 🤨

[@Miltypooh2001]

One thing that annoys me in gta online is when you're heading to your ceo office, mc etc but the game doesn't let you go inside because a freeroam event has started.

[@v_Falls_v]

Yes! That is extremely annoying to me, so much so that I just turned them off in the menu.

[@antoinebaron3862]

Michael was not holding an M16, it was some old M4. The M4 is in the game, it's the carabine rifle and its an OG weapon. The reason it looks so different is because the weapon devs still had to come up with the design by the time the artwork was made. They were probably originally intending to go for something like in GTA IV and then went for a more "parodied" design just like with the cars. Hence why OG vehicles are deemed "not realistic" whilst they were just trying to come up with something different.

[@v_Falls_v]

My mistake, although how can a modern game with guns not have an M16 at release?

[@NattyStar77]

​@@v_Falls_vnot every game must have a M16 it is still a dumb point mate. Siege took years to have a M16 and nobody really cares about it. Don't take me wrong, I love the M16 on GTA, but it not being on release is not that big deal

[@Evil_kanye]

The censorship system didn’t allow my message that said “why you mad bro” 💀💀

[@Mental_Illboy]

Also: you can't say "HJ" but when I ask a girl for a "hand job" it's okay.

[@leonardonunes5437]

Why did Rockstar put in a censorship system, if GTA is a violent game???

[@Elite-vv1vi]

the expensive small repairs kinda make sense imo atleast on the super cars

[@TheRealRedAce]

I love that you are wanted and hunted by dozens of squad cars within a second of committing a crime with no apparent witnesses.

[@dollar_mittone4266]

better than the witness thing in rdr2 😂 i just throw my controller away by the third witness in a row

[@IIIIIllIllIIll]

Thing #1 that makes No sense at all: R* removing 200 Cars that are actually being used

[@yukasuk2264]

Right?? that was a major kill that they. Especially if u see cars or motorcycle on the street that was mid cheap on the web saying "can't customize vehicle"

[@JanyaAndromedaGalactic]

it does makes sense, MONEY, Rockstar is actively selling them back via exclusive features in new gen consoles, rest of game versions like last gen and PC just take the L or buy next gen console, and for "pity" they add few at time some of them to simeons shop to be bought, creating car shaped "NFTs"!

[@Ezraybeats602]

Also the fact that we’re the most lucrative criminal in los santos but we can’t tint our front windshield is so funny to me

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

It is extremely sad to me, i can't tint the windows because of this, everything else is pitch black and the windshield is fish bowl. It looks super weird, at most i go with light smoke because of this.

[@skido3089]

It makes no sense to me that I still can't wear my god damn hat in my car for 10 years 😂 😂 😂

[@scubasteve2189]

I thought you were going to mention how someone comes to you with an idea for a heist, and they tell you the take will be about 1 million, but first you have to buy a submarine that costs 2.2 million, or you need to pay several million for the agency, etc. No one would ever agree to spend MORE of their own money than what they would make on a heist, especially risking your life and freedom to do it. 🙄😂

[@v_Falls_v]

Another good example! Although you could argue that the job can be done multiple times, thus making up the initial costs.

[@scubasteve2189]

@@v_Falls_v I disagree. In the “game” you can redo the heists, sure, but in reality, you couldn’t do the same job for Dr. Dre 10 times. It’s already done and the culprit is dead. You couldn’t steal from Cayo Perico 10x, because after the first time, they would be onto your tactics. At the very least they would protect that stupid underwater grate properly! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@cantinadudes]

​@@scubasteve2189cayo perico is actually explained in the game. El Rubio has basically an infinite amount of money so after you steal from him he tries to cope by buying expensive things, which you then go and steal again. Pavel even jokes about El Rubio seeming to not learn that buying expensive stuff will only make you come back Also they are on your tactics, thats why the mission is in hard mode if you play it directly after the cooldown ends

[@scubasteve2189]

@@cantinadudes Okay, even if I were to give you that ONE heist explanation, which I don’t because it’s complete BS, how about all the other ones? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@RichardKushman]

Can sell weed but god forbid "kush" pop up at all in your ceo or mc even without spaces with other words attached

[@fadevert]

LJT is Lester, and Lester is above the law so he doesn't need to use code words in his texts

[@azan6734]

My Nero Custom had a slight scratch and I had to pay $1500 💀💀

[@JanyaAndromedaGalactic]

nah dont repair it, send it back to storage and call it again via interaction menu, FREE

[@dfiddy250]

The thousand dollar repair thing is pretty realistic bro I got a quote at multiple body shops for a part of my chargers front lip has some paint damage and it was gonna be around a grand to fix it

[@redherring9444]

you only need to get a vehicle in a garage you own , and pull back out ,will be fixed , only pay to repair Simeon theft cars

[@unknownel6174]

“I could just get some paint from Dollar Tree.” Adios mio!!! 💀

[@blcktale]

The swear censoring mainly comes from PlayStation and Xbox censoring such, even though swearing is really just very light...

[@TheRealRedAce]

I used to play a Japanese international online game where words were censored in so many languages that it eventually became impossible to write ANYTHING!

[@draculastraphouse7863]

You're talking to a guy who is willing to pay $20,000 for destroying another players vehicle when i only have $40,000 in the game

[@c.a.t550]

recently rockstar has been very late adding things that they shouldve added years ago but i honestly think they are adding litteraly anything they can think of to keep us occupied untill gta 6

[@nikoandroman]

Pretty sure the rifle Michael was holding was some type of M4, kinda different from the M16 and the one Michael was holding would be more similar to the carbine rifle or whatever the name of that rifle is in game. Still I get your point, the M16 should’ve been added earlier, and a lot more guns should’ve

[@MyJayson1985]

about the censorship... recently I wanted to update my wardrope in online... picked an outfit and wanted to call it Dinka ( since I had the Dinka cap and jacket )...surprise surprise... I wasn't allowed to call it Dinka, it was offensive. But it's perfectly ok to name an ingame carbrand Dinka 🤣

[@MyJayson1985]

Edit; apparently Dinka is a german word for d*ck ( according to a Rammstein song)

[@ExecutiveChimp]

Yes! I came here to say the same thing. They added the ability to add descriptions to your garages to help sort them... but they don't allow the words Pfister or Dinka! That truly makes no sense.

[@TheRealRedAce]

You're talking about not fixing THAT freeze glitch? There are a multitude of glitches in Arena Wars that have been there since the start, including ridiculously long periods waiting for things to happen, and they've never fixed ANY of them.

[@goldengod5915]

That thumbnail could easily be a thousand bucks or more in real life.

[@v_Falls_v]

In real life sounds about right.

[@Dimension137]

well I think you should look at the box you got the rating wrong it's an R18 Plus. so it makes perfect sense that you cannot have swear words in the chat. is strictly for adults. don't you know anything 🙄

[@RipBillCooper]

Kid🤡🗣️

[@Taylan_boxes]

😂😂😂This mf im dieing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pontiac1929]

Oh remember how game developers test some stuff like the chat and other stuff and think about it because they are in the development of gta6 and once again if it’s not the case because remember how you find something that isn’t in a game that you have and play and then you find something like godmode in the files that are in your game files

[@revolverocelot3741]

Im glad phones in reallife dont work like in gta

[@oscarp9336]

There is a way to glitch color onto stock wheels. I hate that Benny's wheels are limited to Benny's cars.

[@JanyaAndromedaGalactic]

not really, try taking different cars to arena workshop after purchasing benny upgrade to it! one example i did was bennys bespoke rims on insurgent pickup custom!

[@tuxsax]

One that bugs me and comes up on mind is the bunker sell mission, when you get the phantom wedge, you need to cross the entire map, cops are after you the whole time, but at the end, you get to the docks and a cargo bob is picking it up... Why the heck wouldn't the cargo bob simply come by the bunker and pick the shipment up right from there??

[@FRENCCI]

Ik the game supposed to be realistic but inflation in a video game is crazy 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@v_Falls_v]

Realism at its finest.

[@nouveaumanifesto]

i think the thing about the texts has to do more about console companies terms of service rather than rockstars. PC just censors swearwords

[@karazami6594]

in terms of pricing in things is just inflation lmao

[@yomommma3439]

5:17 imagine this happened in the middle of a cryo perco run could of been me

[@braxtoncaskey379]

I tried to massage “ you need any air support?” To someone and it didn’t let me

[@v_Falls_v]

😂 That is straight ridiculous

[@BenTG7]

5:20, very very annoying bug. It happens sometimes when im doing cayo heist with the rate of 1/10. It just freaking freeze at some cutscences. Back then I thought it was the hardware issue with the ps4 but it also happens on ps5. Dang it!!

[@frankmfeb13]

Lol this guy has no idea how long the cops and feds have been able to tap into cell phones pretty easily.

[@alix4765]

I know the solution for the bug (player freeze) that you talked about 5:55

[@BenTG7]

care to share bro?

[@elvpse]

Thought i was the only one when just the inputs freeze

[@almightyIrie]

who says our coke shops do not get raided because LJT throws the term around non stop? might as well the exact reason.. LJT better stop texting us.

[@v_Falls_v]

😂

[@Slvr_champagnee]

The censorship is god awful, I have a 350z that’s setup as a street car and I can’t make my custom plate say “Turbo Z” 😂

[@lverson_]

Idk if this works on ps5 but on Xbox series x/s if you get input where your character gets stuck and freezes, if you go to settings - network setting and then test multiplayer connection and let it finish then press continue, go back into gta then it would work as if you never got input frozen in the first place and it only takes around 30 seconds so it could come in useful if you don’t want to have to close out your game. Another thing is if your unlucky enough to get frozen for a 2nd time then it won’t work it only works 1 time and the 2nd time you’ll have to go ahead and restart your application

[@shakiron5913]

okay this guy id just nice with it these videos are pretty high quality

[@blcktale]

Also, I like that comet retro,

[@ShaneC025]

They do that with the cars so u get fear of missing out and buy thecar when its at the dealership, if people dont havemoney eill make them play more to get it or get a shark card whoch benefits them

[@nawtzs7792]

I get the point you are making with the thumbnail but 1k to repair a Porsche 911s front bumper is kinda a great deal!

[@matthulme2388]

Marshall is also a banned word

[@GiNgEr450r]

Bruh it's a video game. GTA 5 is so good that people make videos like this about it. It really is never enough 🤣

[@ethanmckibbin]

LJT is Lester with a voice changer, he's not worried about going to jail so hes gonna say whatever he wants to us.

[@TheRealRedAce]

You can also buy some deleted cars in the LS Car Meet and your Auto Shop.

[@v_Falls_v]

Oh yeah forgot about that, very rarely though does a car come in I actually want.

[@TheRealRedAce]

@@v_Falls_v I've had a few from the Car Meet, but only a couple from the auto shop.

[@ogcomingthrough9220]

Technically not deleted, only hidden as they still exist in the game files

[@The_Great_Idiot]

With the profanity thing I’m pretty sure I’ve heard preteens say stuff way worse than what I’ve heard from actually gta characters

[@frankmfeb13]

If michael was holding an AR, what would it have to do with the m16 ?

[@beauowens2836]

Also said.. LBJ is working for both sides🤔🤬

[@_Diamond-Dog]

Npc will crash into you more ehen youre in a bennys car

[@soltero9758]

Fun fact you can't put assassin I try to name my outfit assassin but it didn't allow it

[@BrainstormJr]

This game is about stealing cars and money, but you're using the money to buy cars like every citizen. Wtf

[@mahjongmaster1449]

Doesn't the video get demonetized when you say cocaine ? is just me ? :O I'm hoping not great vid keep up the good work, With the Car modifications having to buy the parts again sucks it stacks up I've spent so much on misclicking wrong car parts or ending up not liking the part in the finished product I mean makes more sense more likely players buy Shark cards I guess... Should be more like in the tattoo parlor where you buy a tattoo and change it, reapplying the same tattoo only cost 1000$

[@Rabbit420_7I0]

On a real porshe 911 whale tail youd be paying more thsm 1k to fix that damage lol

[@El_Sigi]

The profanity makes 0 sense in spanish it doesn't let you type black but does let you type something similar to the n word

[@danpp6175]

What is this have to sell something out of hanger if want to buy something new

[@ZRtheHedgehog77]

Makes no sense to lose money when you buy the same paint job you already have applied on it!

[@gabrieldaud270]

man is complaining about everything is expensive yet he has endless amount of money....

[@TheRealRedAce]

"Only people above 17 years old are supposed to play this game" HAH! Do you know just how many child voices I hear when playing online? Answer: about 2/3 of all the voices I hear! Why would you WANT to type 'profanities' anyway?

[@carterkline2581]

When ever I go into my garage in the game it automatically repairs my car no fee

[@v_Falls_v]

Never even thought about that one

[@Mental_Illboy]

​@@v_Falls_vI love my Opressor MK2 so much I got tears in my eyes now 🥺

[@lottadixonner8994]

Bro i reported the freezing thing as a game issue and they just said oh thanks we'll try to help and week after week of emails they finally said oh we cant recreate the issue we'll get back in 5 days....that was 3 months ago

[@v_Falls_v]

😂

[@watch235]

OK get this my Gamer Tag has the word shield in it and so my friend was trying to ask me something through the games phone and friend told me it wouldn't let him send the word Shield.🤦🏻

[@v_Falls_v]

Because “Shield” is obviously profanity!

[@RP_0228]

5:13 @darkviperau i think its in the doomsday (time stamp 17:50) he got that glitch

[@ryze5922]

0:22 what car is that?

[@v_Falls_v]

Sorry for responding late, it’s the Krieger.

[@THAT_GTA_KID]

Come on bro we all know you let your kid play GTA V

[@v_Falls_v]

👀

[@danpp6175]

Or how about the taxi jobs like who does those why not fun jobs cop fire sea jobs or how about less money for jobs in real life your money go up not down on jobs unless let go

[@tuxsax]

7:54 bugs me as well! And the do have this system with weapons modifications, you can buy several types of ammo or muzzles and you can switch between them later on, without having to pay again and again... Also, on a car, at least going back to stock shouldn't cost!

[@gabrielhahah5748]

I can't ever type come get me

[@p_noizesacha]

It makes no sense to you can't type profanity, try typing Rockstar or PlayStation that makes no sense.

[@monke2424]

Porsche 911 looking car and bro expects the hood repair to cist 20 bucks

[@swilleh_]

I play on a decent non RTX pc and i never had my game just freeze without a reason. It's on hdd.

[@v_Falls_v]

Maybe it’s just a console bug then, I’m not sure.

[@CookiesAndMilf1]

The censorship don't make alot of sense at all, for me it's the fact they made a game with a pig with a chainsaw with a little something hanging out and then that one mission with Barry in GTA 5

[@Dxmonic.Txndencies]

If only Rockstar watched this video and actually listend to you 🥲

[@camerondawnpeterson5100]

I'm currently on a 7 day communication ban set by P.S just for sending a message to a troll who blew up my cargo killed him 1 time he left so I messaged him "ur a coward" somehow that's enough to ban me for all forms of communication sooo B.S! I'm fkn 30+ yrs old and have zero form of free speech in games 😔 wtf are these companies doing to our games?

[@_Diamond-Dog]

I get your point but it's not what company's are doing so much as the toxicity in online games is rife , especially GTA You probably find that goof reported you because that's the only way ps would suspended you

[@xofxtreme2728]

I've been banned several times my best advice is to leave them be take the L honestly respect

[@jjwrx8]

9:54 As a heads up if you didn't know to change default rims color for stock rims buy the cheapest colorable rims usually low rider change the color of the rim and return the rims to the stock you wont see them change color but if you go to different online session the default rims color will match new color you picked (doesn't work with most stock chrome rims)

[@aajlespl7410]

Does it still work? It may be patched from what I heard

[@jjwrx8]

@@aajlespl7410 Works on pc for a fact

[@The_One_Over_There]

Last time i've done that was a few weeks ago, It worked fine at that moment. Unless they changed that, But i hope not. It's a bit of a workaround but at least it's a way to do it.

[@aajlespl7410]

@@The_One_Over_There I will try today. Hope it works

[@RashmiAmpadu-Sam]

​@@aajlespl7410did it work?

[@wheeet22]

The register as a boss option is good for one reason. Since Biker President is separate from CEO still, this means you won't get your mc business raided unless you are registered as a mc president. So really its just a slight annoyance when you need to switch to the mc to run the mc business.

[@oscarzapata7192]

That wasnt the point. They made a section to register as a boss but its just the same thing it used to be. I think everyone knows what u said.

[@Bober077]

Game have useable prositutes... yep game for kids...

[@Mental_Illboy]

Prostitutes are just tools. Don't see them as human beings. Next week I will get my disability money again and I will financially support a tool again.

[@v_Falls_v]

Gotta teach the youth!

[@Evil_kanye]

The dude got deleted from existence when you were delivering the drug car 💀💀

[@grapeseed427]

I hope you can keep this series going until Microtransaction 6 comes out, you're gonna have an absolute blast with that one 😂

[@v_Falls_v]

😂

[@lukaskucerik3751]

And another one 500 000 car is sometimes faster than 3 000 000 like...wtf?!

[@blacktusk07]

i mean its online so it has to be censored were as story mode can swear because its offline but online cant swear because you can get comed ban

[@WortWortWortWortWortWortWort]

I have been called racial slurs on pc on chat yall unlucky

[@dane3700]

We just need GTA 6 at this point.

[@RipBillCooper]

GTA V is so trash lmao. Praying for GTA VI……

[@RipBillCooper]

Online and story mode.

[@egorshevchick8749]

Rockstar also censors "Rockstar" if you type it in the chat

[@Mental_Illboy]

Strauss Zelnick isn't censored. I always say: "buy shark cards. With love Strauss Zelnick" After i destroyed people's cargo.

[@ogcomingthrough9220]

​@@Mental_Illboywhy do that though

[@Mental_Illboy]

@@ogcomingthrough9220 Because I'm a griefer. I destroy cargo and spam RPG, kill low rank players.

[@ogcomingthrough9220]

@@Mental_Illboy griefer? more like a asshole to me. I understand killing low level mfs that try to do that to you but not vice versa. Imagine buying shark cards in the first place

[@donaldsalkovick396]

Here we go again.....I like your video bro except when you jump on the bandwagon with all the other gta KZbinrs and crying about rockstar and shark cards the only one buying shark cards are the ones too lazy to play. And I'm glad they do because that funds the dlcs we've had...for free....and 40 or more of them they are a company not a charity they have bills and employees to pay too

[@v_Falls_v]

The video is just about things that don’t make sense bro, I don’t know where you got shark cards from.

[@donaldsalkovick396]

@@v_Falls_v you made a comment that rockstar only cares about shark card sales no ill will just making a point

[@swilleh_]

​​@@donaldsalkovick396it's a fact that they only care about ratings and money. It's a big company. SHOCKER! Why would they add gta+ then? lmao Those dlcs bring them money from those who pay for gta money.

[@The_One_Over_There]

i kinda have to agree. They are indeed a company, They need to make money. And this is just how they chose to do so. It's just how it works no matter if we like it or not and most of us know that. And at least we don't have to pay for every DLC that comes out. Not most of them at least. People always mentioning their discomfort about it however, Kinda feels like beating a dead horse over and over again.

[@_Diamond-Dog]

I not a shark card buyer but what people need to realise because of sharkcards every dlc for 10 years has been free because of sharkcards

[@sunnydayy2204]

The reason Benny’s cars are expensive to repair is they are custom conversions. Meaning all the body was made by hand, it’s going to be more expensive to fix that

[@v_Falls_v]

I get that, but as explained in the video how can I absolutely destroy a limited production hyper car and pay substantially less than that of a Benny’s car?

[@sunnydayy2204]

@@v_Falls_v *headcannon the player has damage covered with their Moris mutual insurance the price you pay is just an insurance premium not the shop charging you for the repairs. But the company will only cover at reputable repair dealers the (los santos customs) not some custom shop like Bennys. Why they don’t cover the converted cars is they don’t cover the car if it goes through extensive modifications like at a customs shop