VADER'S NEW GIRL...(CANON) - Star Wars Comics Explained

[@StarWarsTheory]

Vader hotter than Mustafar.

[@ggt47]

Yes!

[@deconinckdaniel5057]

Lol i want a crispy vader 😋

[@vsDrunkenYoda]

If sjw,ect harass you for saying new"girl"please,please send it my way for I will handle it with joy. great vid as always! And thanks for the vid on bullies/life(trailer guy vid) it helped me as a Father I had my 13yr son watch it! 🍻&💚

[@blemblem4502]

I mean this in seriousness does he have a penis

[@Jose_Roberto77]

Oof

[@bschexnayder4565]

Even after his turn to darkness. Vader has standards.

[@sansgolem168]

Professionals have standards

[@breadbug6101]

@@sansgolem168 _Be polite._ *gunshot _Be efficient._ *another gunshot _And have a plan to kill _*_EVERYONE_*_ you meet._ *rifle gets pointed at camera *echoing gunshot

[@Frilabird]

@@breadbug6101 reported for aimbot

[@breadbug6101]

Frilabird *in an alternate universe where VAC actually works

[@theresarayner5726]

He is Monogamous, basically his only love was Padme and he would rather die than be with another

[@colinf6177]

He killed her cause he was sitting down while she was standing over him....She had the high ground

[@dadankilluminati1430]

Colin Foley he wasn’t Falling for that bull shit again

[@erasablefallen7223]

Her standing over him just gave him intense Obi-Wan flashbacks lmao

[@karenbaje7731]

Erasablefallen7 Exactly 😂

[@deathslice60]

First time reading this joke, And I love it

[@danielrko9895]

PTSD does that to you

[@roboticeggs]

Nurse: I'm yours. Now and forever. We can be to- Vader: *_Your free trial of living_* *_has ended._*

[@mason3872]

I think you just summed up Todd Howard.

[@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443]

Don’t worry EA got you covered. If you wanna know the price there’s a fee of $400.

[@hellsfirstborn9396]

@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 a month haha

[@disposable_hero1725]

Once you go Sith.

[@swaggyninja8073]

I lol'ed hard

[@alexandertheresurrection2810]

6:39 God the artist who drew Vader’s face deserves an award. Those eyes have ZERO traces of happiness, optimism, or even anger. It’s one of the saddest looks I’ve ever seen in a comic. Pure raw sadness is all I see in Vader’s eyes. A man who lost everything and with nothing left to lose. Absolutely beautiful.

[@maskdude6914]

Lol he looks so done with life in that panel

[@cyspiegel8603]

@@maskdude6914 cause it's like the last place you want to off somebody is where you leave all the bs behind and just take it easy... and yet there she is lol

[@DoktrDub]

Sadness but also disappointment lol

[@filipemecenas]

Yeah the eyes is the high light for surr

[@Dynaman21]

I imagine a boredom, annoyance, and a pity. It has to die, but he feels it should be put down quickly, not tortured.

[@Mr_Wholegrain]

Nurse: *sniffs Vader's cape* Vader walking down a corridor and suddenly stops and shivers: "I sense... A disturbance in the force."

[@kingjaven13]

So perfect

[@criminaltimesinfinity3418]

TOP COMMENT

[@stefan_c.76]

How can he feel a disturbance in the Force? There’s a disturbance in the Force whenever he uses it to kill others, no? Lmao

[@stefan_c.76]

Beeg Yoshi mhm

[@capricorn3d828]

@@stefan_c.76 r/wooosh

[@adriansimonsen6533]

Nurse: Is that a lightsaber in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me? Vader: "Stabs Nurse"

[@tuber138]

lol nice joke

[@warmachandchee8872]

The implications are scary

[@rhinewyatt-w6820]

As she smiles with that weird face

[@charlie4christ536]

God came in the form of the man Jesus to live the perfect life we should have lived and die the death that we deserve for our crimes. Jesus was sinless yet was made sin for us on the cross and satisfied the full wrath of God that was reserved for wicked sinners like I once was! It is by faith in Him for our salvation that makes us right with God. He traded His royal glory for a life of servitude on Earth so that we may be able to have a relationship with Him in heaven for eternity. It would be unjust for anyone to refuse to acknowledge the majesty and sovereignty of our creator the LORD. Repent and believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. He rose and lives forevermore!

[@rhinewyatt-w6820]

@@charlie4christ536 ??? What does that have did do with this?

[@uchihaedgelord5589]

Two mistakes girl made: 1- Seeing Vader's face. 2- _Daring_ to think she could replace Padme.

[@fairlyfeminine8630]

Straight facts

[@jephthaholt]

@Terragram Sykes damn straight

[@coltongojira5097]

Yup

[@Dilopho]

Ah yes, Padme, the girl he strangled

[@uchihaedgelord5589]

@@Dilopho He still loves her, y'know.

[@deathstalkerx4415]

Her: "I want to be with you for the rest of my life" Vader: " *say no more* "

[@fohb7291]

Vader the entire time: 🗿

[@RaulitoTheAssassin]

No you dont got a life

[@tigershark8867]

Kylo Ren: I am the most obsessed with Darth Vader This nurse: Hold my collection of Darth Vader fragments

[@hollowroxas4742]

Out of nowhere while kylo is talking to Vader’s helmet the nurse’s ghost just barges in and steals it and runs away sniffing the inside

[@BadassHater1]

@@hollowroxas4742 - ......do we even HAVE a female nurse on this base? - No - OH YOU BITCH! *Ignites lightsaber and starts chasing her*

[@xtreamnerdzxyz5612]

And then there was two

[@forbiddentoast158]

kylo and the nurse wold make a good couple UwU

[@forbiddentoast158]

i’m sorry i’ll leave now

[@WoodChuck1312]

Girl: I love you Vader: Should I kill her? Padmé: "Do it"

[@generaljimmies3429]

She's chocking on her food! Padme: CHEW IT!!!

[@chriscompton2989]

Padm'e is a badass even when she dead

[@casualbularchy4850]

Palpatine what are we going to do with this day old meat Palpatine: *stew it*

[@generaljimmies3429]

@@casualbularchy4850 Shall we say the Lord's prayer? Palpatine: JEW IT!!!

[@soup3339]

tHaT iS nOt tHe jeDi wAy

[@eanschaan9392]

I like how in the panel where he stabs her, he doesn't even look angry. He just looks unimpressed.

[@PB3.]

I'm not angry just disappointed

[@LordZylok]

Maybe he thought this was just a weird attempt at assassination? "This is how they thought they would get me...?"

[@AppalachianCryptidDoge]

probably thinking "uggg, fan girls".

[@rushbcykablyat1792]

"Oh, here we go again."

[@pliskenx51mm83]

Ean Schaan Well she was covered in sewage and trash. Vader probably didn't hear a word she said, the smell was probably horrible!

[@coadacatalin4510]

Anakin deep down: STAB HER Vader: For once, we agree.

[@Gaucho501]

Vader: Can i have a Padme Palpatine: We have Padme at home Padme at home:

[@selfishfish307]

lol But this Padme loves him more than the previous one, i guess

[@wintersoldier164]

@@selfishfish307 that's is not padme that is space nazi harley quinn

[@thunderoverlord3253]

I saw that ending coming

[@nisibonum7634]

Wow that's perfect

[@KaiReel23]

OH.MY.GOD. She is worse than sand

[@mattmccallum9000]

Vader: I’m a 7ft tall cyborg who was burned alive and has killed hundreds of people including children Nurse: Did you say 7ft tall? 😍

[@blake_229]

Manlet Stormtroopers blown the fuck out

[@NetvoTV]

Does Anakin is 7ft back then or the machine legs make him taller?

[@RaxInDX]

NETVO TV The legs made him way taller

[@NetvoTV]

AJ i see, so what’s Anakin original height?

[@NamelessCowboyHSR]

NETVO TV 6”2

[@Smokejensen212]

Vader : "I feel a disturbance in the force" Force : "I feel disturbed by that thing."

[@matthewkropilnicki6472]

@Nala Agreed lmao

[@takenking2925]

Every storm trooper like um should we kill her he’ll no we running

[@Aibadenshi]

Vader: OK master! Let's kill do go!

[@BigGuyJoh]

@@Aibadenshi iS tHAt A JoJo rEFeRenCE?

[@aminamohamed5538]

@@BigGuyJoh is the fuck jojo reference!?

[@lmaocoolbeans8240]

Doctor: Sorry, but your daughter died. Her parents: how did she die? Doctor: she fell in love with Darth Vader.

[@da2fortheavy342]

Lol

[@xRussianbishop]

Well, at lease she died doing what she loved

[@maximaldinotrap]

@@xRussianbishop You mean trying to do what she loved.

[@xRussianbishop]

@@maximaldinotrap What do you mean ? She was successful. she wanted DV little lightsaber in her. she got it

[@maximaldinotrap]

@@xRussianbishop No, she got the full blown Tal Merrik treatment. Laser blade through the body.

[@dumbcrambo1265]

When you ship a one-sided romance: “Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship.”

[@a_fine_edition2746]

This reply is golden.

[@valthenvega2434]

This legendary pun, i just cant even 😂

[@nora-xf8zx]

this is amazing

[@ryan3960]

*Falls to the floor after being impaled* "Another happy landing."

[@karameltyree3542]

Did you just brings *S H I P S* into Star Wars? It is kind of funny though.

[@Darklarik]

Vader's thoughts: "I went from banging the QUEEN of a fucking planet to being stalked by a crazy ass Nurse who collects my dead skin, man have i fallen"

[@lucasgabriel4155]

And in this moment Anakin lives again thats why he back to the light side in rotj

[@windyjay4627]

@@lucasgabriel4155 oof lol

[@Werrf1]

I mean...she is a _cute_ crazy-ass nurse who collects his dead skin, so...there's that?

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

Oh how the mighty chosen one has fallen.

[@stormbringer2840]

You know what would've been even funnier ? Vader's thought :" God not again ! Somehow all my Medics eventually falls for me and not just the Woman but the Men and Children's too !"

[@prestonjones1653]

Vader: "I am your father" Luke: "Noooo!!!" Nurse: "And I'm your step-mom!" Vader: "Go away lady!"

[@darinstaley1993]

Okay now that's funny

[@iamthepunisher47]

Now that is GOLD

[@chriscompton2989]

Luke: Who is that? Vader: A Creepy Stalker Nurse Luke: WTF

[@morganyoung3557]

This might be the best comment here.

[@redstripedsocks5245]

@@chriscompton2989 new robot chicken star wars special

[@tHeWasTeDYouTh]

For the people that think this would never happen. Real life criminals in prison get sent love letters from crazy women. It has happened multiple times. Some women are attractive to dangerous men who a lot of times end up abusing them.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Let me guess, then they complain...

[@horizon3572]

Remember Ted Bundy. That’s a good example

[@jaybomb5638]

Not that just but also phone calls as well.

[@beckyweiss6072]

We’ve got a great example of that in the DC comics

[@cecily3797]

It should be illegal, many murderers even have children while in prison, their victims couldn't live their lives and have a family, but they can... they should take away the right to give life when they take a life

[@Jim_100]

Imagine Padme's ghost sitting there be like: He may have turned to the dark side and tried to kill me but at least he's not cheating

[@ZPerpetua]

Priorities...

[@youre_nightmare2149]

(Smiles in after life) That was what l was thinking Most importantly he is loyal

[@jeremysilber7484]

Lol ya true

[@youre_nightmare2149]

Well I was questioning what started her obsession maybe just hasn’t left the ship and met other guys or now what guy is

[@_s0mm_]

@@youre_nightmare2149 edit your last name its "amidala" and not lala thank you for trying tho.

[@rang4889]

Vader: I fear no man, but that thing, "Nurse waves with creepy smile" Vader: It scares me

[@its_nova]

Vader was like not this again

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

There is nothing more horrifying and dangerous than an insane woman. Especially one blinded by love

[@tylerjones7592]

Darkness Rang he fears sidious but that lady is annoying

[@rang4889]

@@tylerjones7592 are you kidding, Vader never feared sidious

[@mrwhacky2610]

Vader: Sees the smile He Knew he had to act fast Pulls Lightsaber: Slices through heart Sits there: Thank God She is dead!

[@camwalsh2331]

Vader was like “I’m lonely but I’m not lonely enough for this looney.” Slowly and casually aims lightsaber emitter at her heart.

[@JoseVazquez-eh7kj]

Or maybe Vader was thinking, "I'm lonely, not desperate."

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

@@JoseVazquez-eh7kj Lol

[@its_nova]

Lol

[@BranCito_]

I love vaders eyes in the panel where she says you don’t have to be alone. Those eyes show that he knows he will always be alone and no one in the galaxy will ever replace the woman he loves.

[@JesusChrist-bq6lu]

It’s even more funny when you look at how tired and fed up Vader is of his life and just isn’t even phased at the fact he has a stalker lmao

[@megasora4]

there is a chance, with how big the empire actually was, that stalkers like her were something vader had to deal with on a monthly basis if not weekly. He was a man on the front line with power that rivaled the emperor, but often showed compassion to those along side him. would not be a stretch to think it could happen alot.

[@redhood5894]

@@mickmuerte I prefer to imagine Vader's cleaning crew being like: '3rd stalker lord Vader?' 'Unfortunately so. Well at least the animals In the crusher will enjoy her carcass'

[@agera8951]

"This is... Almost as bad as... *Shudders* ... Jar Jar..." *Stabs her* "Almost..."

[@evanmarogen]

@@agera8951 *jar jar yelp intensifies*

[@Kspice9000]

@@agera8951 but Jar Jar is actually Darth Plagius

[@marlafrange8106]

This gets even cringier when you realize that there's like a 90% chance he can sense all her thoughts and emotions when she's around him.

[@ThePatriotArtist]

Oh dear, I just realized he probably could-

[@Makothehybrid]

Oh shit

[@JKgyaru6969]

eeewwwww

[@greenbyob]

Nurse thoughts: Lemme smell him! lemme smell him! lemme smell him! Vader thoughts: Ew Ew Ew Ew EW MY GOD!!

[@Wander1508]

Vader- Ugh! Uuuuugh gettit outta my head!

[@mirrorslash028]

Imagine trying to flirt with the guy who used a lightsaber to EXP grind younglings during order 66

[@hateoverlove1]

haha thats funny 🤣

[@shashilama6692]

And the whole entire Jedi temple

[@gameinsane4718]

Omg I almost choked on my coffee reading this 😂

[@deapelgamer2385]

And choked his pregnant wife.

[@CPT85]

I think most no one in the empire knew about that in the canon.

[@wo0lf487]

The nurses eyes normally: O _ O The nurses eyes when she got stabbed by Vader: O _ O

[@10GaugeManiac]

she was part hammerhead shark

[@detonation2969]

I love how Vader blankly stares at her and lets her say everything she wanted to before killing her

[@Rommulo35628]

He's like : "We both know you're already dead, now let me know why."

[@commanderpondscc-4112]

Vader sitting there like: You done yet? so i can kill u

[@phoenixcoursey6711]

He was confused and enraged probably.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

I like to think Vader's so enraged at this that he doesn't know how to express all that anger, so he's just "bruh".

[@InanisNihil]

@@Rommulo35628 her "and we both know padme is LONG DEAD.. so wuts up bruh.. who's creepier now..?" vader " .... oh shit.. yea.. u right.. im trash.. on the god id have her body stored in secret somewhere too and probably be sniffing it.. in love with it.. brushing her dead hair.. oiling her skin once a day like cirero and the night mother from skyrim.... IM A CREEP deniend the ability to actually act out my creepy desires cause i just couldnt access padme's body..." her : 👀 u know.. i think i out grew my extreme crush.... vader : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@clerns]

Nurse: I want to be with you forever and have your babies. Vader: * swipes left *

[@jacer445u5]

Wooper * ignites Lightsaber *

[@Sidewinder528]

Lol

[@barackobama6858]

Well the nurse was with him for the rest of her life after that The whole 10 seconds of it

[@melissathieme9555]

The last part Is funny because its literal

[@AllanSavolainen]

@@melissathieme9555 This comment is funny as you misspelled literal :)

[@nobody3582]

So that's what would happen if Harley Quinn was a star wars character.

[@zackziarko963]

I thought the same thing hahaha

[@snowtheghosttiger7100]

Funny shit I hear

[@mindandbody7971]

The editors at Marvel are letting writers run reckless. This is practically plagiarism. hahaha

[@snowtheghosttiger7100]

This is best way to show how Harley fell for joker

[@XX-sp3tt]

Harley had some weak points before she met Joker, but she didn't lose her mind until she picked Joker's brain, not realizing Joker was the one doing the picking. Also, given Joker changes personalities like others change socks due to his liquid psyche, there ARE moments where he seems to almost care about her.

[@Alex-un5gz]

I like how Vader doesn’t instantly kill but stares at her first 😑.

[@Mark73]

He had to have a WTF moment to come to terms with just how crazy she was. It's not like he was paying attention to what she was saying.

[@alexgunderson1422]

He was like bruh

[@michaelhutson6758]

I think she lived for ten seconds longer than she otherwise would have because Vader simply couldn't believe what he was hearing.

[@Illier1]

he probably felt a very brief moment of charm for someone caring for him once more....very brief.

[@jaycolewwe]

@@Illier1 definitely for a split second his humanity came back then he was like naw enough of that bullshit

[@MasterGhostf]

@@jaycolewwe Honestly he probably got reminded of Padme by her. Which was why he killed her.

[@airplanenojutsu]

@@MasterGhostf "How dare you stand where she stood."

[@Hansberch]

THIS IS THE BEST LOL

[@colonelyularen1793]

Nurse: My sweet…let's make lov… STABBED Vader: "Prostitution is illegal in the Galactic Empire"

[@branard5748]

well to be fair...she did get penetrated by Vader...

[@sadchild9478]

Alex Wright Please stop

[@histoynerd]

@@branard5748 *sigh god damit.

[@branard5748]

@@histoynerd why are you booing me? I'm right

[@ImSK11yaknow]

@@branard5748 you made my day

[@nostalgicarchives9463]

Vader: Master, some crazy nurse has been stalking me, says we belong together Palpatine: Well maybe if you talk to her, explain that you are not interested Vader: She collects my stuff, it's creepy Palpatine: She can't be that bad, I can have HR talk to her Vader: She has dreams of marrying me and being a sith, choking her boss like a deranged psycho Palpatine: I think your over reacting, I understand losing Padame was hard and you have issues with women coming on to you, but I feel if you do some soul searching I think you'll discover…. Vader: She stole my cape and SNIFFED it!!!!! Palpatine:...…..I'm beginning to see the problem

[@glazeuniversagladis2499]

I just imagine palpatine laughing his ass off in secret while this ensues.

[@joaquincassagnetezcurra5875]

Vader: Oh do you, my lord?!😐

[@blackshogun272]

@@glazeuniversagladis2499 *Palpatine gets pissed off from Vader's drag ass attitude and not making his moves on the nurse* Palps: "You will pay the price for your lack of vision !" *Foresees himself saying this again one day*

[@darthkarnage7538]

I read this in their Robot Chicken voices 😂😂

[@jayenlow1191]

I honestly read this to myself using Vader and Sidious impressions😂

[@xivuarath5247]

my personal head cannon is that he left the cape there knowing that it would lead to her coming to his quarters and give him an excuse to kill her just to that he wouldn't have to put up with knowing what she was thinking through the force.

[@MouldMadeMind]

Since when does Vader needs excuses?

[@ryk2904]

@@MouldMadeMind True

[@MLaak86]

@@MouldMadeMind Especially to off someone as inconsequential to the Empire as a Nurse when he frequently kills off high ranking battle officers and Sidious doesn't bat an eyelid.

[@xshullaw]

Vader has vague respect for anyone of actual use, even the lowest soldiers and offices. Only when they really disappoint or enrage him does he kill them. This nurse is competent at least, just creepy. That said, I'm certain a Sith Lord isn't against setting up a legitimate excuse to kill her. Leaving the cape could have let her do any number of stupid things, she just happened to go for gold.

[@Spider-Man2094]

@@MouldMadeMind true, Vader can kill any of his staff without any repercussions. Palpatine doesn’t care.

[@seanpatrick9815]

Psycho Nurse to Padme: YOU TURNED HIM AGAINST ME! Padme to the stalker nurse: You have done that yourself!

[@Nighlocktheawesome00]

I think Anakin would just sit there and watch while drinking some kinda beverage.

[@alexwinchell2930]

Nurse: You underestimate my power.... Padme: Oh yeah gurl, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

[@Nighlocktheawesome00]

@@LolbeeSFM agreed.

[@knightwind5967]

🤣🤣🤣

[@thephantom8403]

If only she were alive so I could see THAT catfight.

[@Parents_of_Twins]

The one time that Vader wasn't the creepiest person in the room and Sidious was not around.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

What if Sidious was aware of what was happening, and chose to watch the disaster from a distance while munching popcorn.

[@TheLateLordKardok]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. The whole time, doing his iconic laugh, just having a whale of a time.

[@pessimistic_sith3821]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. I can totally believe Palpatine laughing at this

[@ilikesaying]

I can imagine robot chicken palpatine laughing at the the camera footage with his royal guards

[@dankovskimark4540]

Maybe this girl was Sheev's bastard daughter, thus the creepeness

[@anakinskywalkerdarthvader9801]

_Master I murdered a crazy woman who was staking me today._ _Palpatine: You did the right thing my apprentice._

[@DarthVader-sp8fe]

Good thing we killed her

[@ceceliaacaba2739]

Not sure who is more fucked up this chick or Harley... but I find Harley funny as hell

[@_anton_khoury_5936]

lmfao

[@alecgriffiths790]

Darth Vader: *texts to Palpatine* "Some creepy girl has entered my meditation chamber. Please advise." Palpatine: "DEW IT!" Vader: "It will be done, my Master."

[@klucas4gaming767]

@@ceceliaacaba2739 harley fipped the script more than this girl. But wit harley, it actually works and joker was like... Gimme some!

[@theamateurfurry4735]

Even though Vader was saddened by the loss of Padme’s death, you gotta hand it to him for being a true bro/husband. I think Vader was like “I loved the best, why try the rest?” Edited to add: I can’t blame him for killing her. I can just imagine him looking at her like “You really don’t get it do you? You’re really starting to freak me out.”

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Plus, Vader could likely sense her thoughts and emotions. *Nurse:* _Oh Lord Vader, one of these days I will get to experience that huge, black, throbbing--_ *Vader:* (stabs her) Oh hell no. *Nurse:* I-I was gonna s-say cape. *Vader:* No you weren't. *Nurse:* No I wasn't. (dies)

[@edmondgreen7970]

nah. it's cause his junk burned off in that lava. dude is like a ken doll

[@N.I.A23]

Why is everyone sympathising with a cold-blooded murderer? Yeah, the nurse was cringe, but I think murdering a bunch of kids, choking your pregnant wife, cutting your son's hand, commiting acts of terrorism and genocide, and torturing your daughter is a bit worse than sniffing someone's clothes. He's a piece of shit and a monster. Stop trying to give him morals. He only killed her cause she saw his face (which is something he's ashamed of). It has NOTHING to do with padme.

[@BM-wh5qk]

If Vader had just told the universe that his dick was burned off, he could have been saved from these situations.

[@dylanj0812]

Creepy thot girl: "I love you Vader!" Vader: *So you've chosen death*

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

Vader: "I have one woman".

[@mariebcfhs9491]

Vader: do I really have to kill a bitch?

[@congratsyoufoundmychannel1098]

*"Because of Obi-Wan...?"*

[@kamikazekyre6101]

I'm your 1000th like.

[@legoyoda9026]

More like LIAR

[@maseo_art_]

the comic literally illustrates Vader having a bruh moment.......proceeds to stab her casually

[@Scrubermensch]

LMAO DUDE YES

[@nakedmario9359]

6 mouth late but Vader killing her in a "sitting on the toillette pose" is the biggest bruh moment in is life so far

[@Scrubermensch]

@@nakedmario9359 LMAO the most embarrassing kill Vader always had

[@youre_nightmare2149]

So casually it like every week for him

[@RiggedDynamo]

this is my new favorite comment ever

[@1TakoyakiStore]

Nurse: Vader my heart is burning for you! Vader: No, That's just my lightsaber.

[@ZealStarMedia]

#1 Tako “Is it hot in here or is it just me?!” “It’s just you”

[@legendarygrimlock4471]

I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

[@makaramuss]

Nurse:ISNT THAT WON....*dead*

[@sigmamale197]

😂

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

LOL

[@schoolsout15]

Palpatine: "I do not want to rule an empire of the De-" Vader: "The nurse stalked me, collected bits of my dead skin, and sniffed my cape." Palpatine: "...Sane and mentally stable people. I do not want to rule an empire of dead sane and mentally stable people Lord Vader. Just thought I should let you know that."

[@That_Funny_Guy69420]

Vader: Then why tf am I here?

[@Grim-c8n]

Nurse: Vader, do I turn you on ;) Vader: Well you definitely turned my lightsaber on

[@omgkorv2147]

Haha

[@k-stubb8203]

DareStep 😂😂😂😂 god damn

[@xxjoebidenxx1479]

Lol

[@Jack10158]

Oh my god😂😂

[@wulf1046]

Oof talk about getting roasted

[@kuroba6775]

This has to be the calmest kill Vader has ever committed😂

[@frederikpapcun8965]

His look on his face like why u do this? He is so calm

[@driftermorshu5397]

Thats because he is filled with such an ungodly amount of rage he physical can't express it

[@thepacisdefinitelyback]

that simping got her killed

[@anapaola7241]

He wasent angry, annoyed or fighting, just had an inconvenience

[@Agusnico-yq5wv]

I guess its cause we see his face. A face that says "They dont pay me enough for this sh*t"

[@SirCraigius]

Vader: "Are you an angel?" Nurse: "No" Vader: *ignites sabre* "Lets change that"

[@SirCraigius]

@@nr1skiller Fixed :p

[@Hangman-yq5uh]

He fucking would say that.

[@MasterCrash123]

Dammit! You beat me to it!

[@kelekona5459]

Oof

[@agus_pax8796]

Angels aren't dead people though

[@nathanfreeman8250]

I like how the doc genuinely tried to save her by getting rid of the stuff

[@cammando2057]

I think the funniest part of this is Vader's completely deadpan expression at her intruding on his meditation.

[@deadaiir]

The fact that he looks like a peanut m&m is what really drives it home.

[@montanus5661]

*Grievous Reincarnated*

[@tonydanatop4912]

Honestly I was expecting the slaughter But he didnt even somthing witty to her first. That's cold.

[@mattgillet6917]

He just looked as if it happens everyday. Vader must get the bitches

[@dunmermage]

I think that he was just completely stunned by her audacity and how bizarre it all was. Nurse: LORD VADER

[@Kinzokugia]

Luke: "I'm not calling her Mom."

[@jinnnloy563]

Definitely not

[@agentfreshdasquid3568]

Luke would be like "aw heck naw"

[@patrickewulum3394]

Vader: u dont have to

[@daniellemartinez8810]

Kevin Ruddell lol

[@jpnoy]

She was cuko

[@aidanrutter257]

Nurse: *Sees Vader without helmet* "I still love you, and I'll be yours forever." Vader: "Well, that's very sweet of you to say, but..." *Stabs her* "I've gotta uphold company policy."

[@Reaper08x]

Even the Sith fear the HR department

[@dahken417]

@@Reaper08x The Empire's HR Department "Mr. Vader-" "LORD Vader." "Yes, of course. Lord Vader, some of the cadets are rather put off by all this force choking, head spinning, and heart stabbing business." "Well, yes, that was the intention."

[@unclelumbago5654]

“Stab me harder daddy..” “What.” “What?” “Stop.” “Okay daddy vad-“ *dies.*

[@raynmanshorts9275]

Just so long as it doesn't conflict with battalion policy, that is.

[@fpshightide]

Aidan Rutter boss musics starts playing

[@juggernogsoda3464]

Imagine if she saw anakin she would go complete stalker mode

[@unsolve9162]

She wasn’t already?

[@juggernogsoda3464]

@@unsolve9162 probably could have gotten much worse

[@anthonythomas1998]

Yeah if he wasn’t burnt haha

[@noviegumban6460]

True! Hahaha

[@Ivory5547]

Just remembered of that zygerrian queen in Clone Wars. The lady just saw Anakin and already fall in love for him or at least had a pretty strong crush on him.

[@82dorrin]

I love the look on Vader's face while she's talking to him "Ugh, do I *seriously* have to deal with this right now...?*

[@miguelcondadoolivar5149]

I think he's like "Are you serious? The stench is going to stick to the wall!".

[@TheCorrodedMan]

“Alright. Who paid this girl to come in here? Was it a bet? My god, she’s serious...”

[@theundertakerrisen]

It is intresting because his lack of eyebrows and such, it's hard to tell what his expression. And i heard that it's actaully painful for him to move his face, both from his injuries and from his depression

[@RequiemPoete]

I would love to know what Vader was thinking during this moment. Was he full of rage that someone dared disturb his sanctuary over such foolishness? Did he feel nothing as if just dispatching a gnat? Did he, in someway pity her delusional madness and killed her quickly rather than mocking her, or drawing it out painfully?

[@LordyT34]

It almost looks like he's trying to tell if he's hallucinating or not

[@benjamincrowe6215]

Some men are considered hot. Vader is Crispy.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

This comment deserves a lot more likes.

[@mrgaudy1954]

He Baconboi

[@andrewgonsalez5846]

This comment made my day

[@nightslayer1819]

litarly

[@barbararab6390]

*crispy*

[@possumking3914]

"don't worry the worst thing that could happen is he says no"

[@aedriczhang3559]

Im not gonna like, its at 66

[@twoidiots132]

man that rejection killed her. literally

[@paolodibiase9756]

Imagine if she was in love with Palp, how shocking that would be

[@possumking3914]

Your guy's puns are the best

[@prestonendresmovies]

@@paolodibiase9756 Patrick: Boooo!! 👎

[@MrRedsjack]

Girl: i love you Vader: what's your name dear? Girl: Sand-y Vader: *stab*

[@Catman2123]

Vader: “If she breathes **ignites lightsaber** SHE’S A THOT!”

[@LONGname46]

This one. I like this one.

[@kana22693]

The MGTOW Vader vs the THOT nurse!

[@overlordinquisitor6565]

Perfection

[@zebraboi_]

All women. **Also ignites lightsaber** ARE QUEEN

[@xavierrader6206]

Strong in the thot this one is...

[@nevermore7285]

You know, he could probably feel that through the force. The fact he didn’t kill her the moment he felt it says something about how dead inside he is. He doesn’t give a shit what she feels for him or how creepy it is, and he treats her like a fly, annoying but tolerable until eventually he just swats her.

[@Tigerheiress]

LMFAO

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

He tolerates her until she goes into his mediation chamber to confess her love in hopes that he would feel the same way, which at that point, he had enough of her shit.

[@90skidcultist]

He was likely brooding over Padme, then she comes along…

[@yeetyeet5079]

Or maybe because he was like that to padme and/or saw a bit of himself in that lady

[@gamblertoguru382]

@@yeetyeet5079 Nobody is allowed to see him without the mask.

[@ukan1527]

Vader: *stabs nurse* Nurse: *Harder, daddy* Vader: wtf

[@angrycupoftea4344]

Yes

[@kezdraws]

YES!!! FEEL MY POWER

[@lucianobattistoniromero4618]

At least she didn't choke her...

[@Ghostly2001]

@@lucianobattistoniromero4618 that would've been awkward...

[@koichidignitythief7429]

Vader: Leia?

[@khylerbane4523]

Let’s all agree that for someone trying to replace Padme, her death was very mild and tame. So either Vader thought it wasn’t worth his wrath, or is becoming soft in his old age.

[@flameshot4798]

“Come get this garbage out of my quarters.” Lol Vader is a Savage

[@akaiyoru2681]

I mean, kinda expected of Darth Vader, worst is that these people exist IRL too, fantasising about serial killers and possibly cannibals, fucking fangirls of Ted Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer...

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

He was disturbed and was probably feeling like he can't even chill out now that he's agitated, and just goes back to work.🙄🙄 I feel him sometimes

[@kobus9808]

He very obviously doesn't give a crap about others

[@craftyyt2745]

well thats her name

[@horsekondom96]

Recycle that bitch

[@NolDragon]

And then she somehow turned into a Force ghost and kept stalking him. "NOOOOOOO" - Darth Vader

[@agus_pax8796]

Lmao

[@dixonbourne]

😂😂😂

[@ThePa1riot]

“You’re not gonna believe it Ani! Meesa all sparkly glowy. I love you Ani! Aaaa!”

[@calebdavies826]

“This is genius Lord Vader. Now even dying won’t keep us apart.

[@ErikaWeiss633]

@@ThePa1riot Exactly what popped into my head with that statement. XD

[@Lndmk227]

Qui-Gon: Perhaps we should warn this woman of the dangers in-- Padme: No, shhh. Wait... this is gonna be funny. :D

[@marakalos3838]

I can see and hear it! Too good

[@yeetthebeatout6906]

Padme to the nurse’s ghost: that’s my man, lady

[@davemarx7856]

...Dark

[@raymonddiamond2097]

...Vader

[@droidcommanderthespinosaur689]

I love Vaders expression as she confesses to him, he just looks so absolutely done with everything.

[@P1NKISHERE]

He has the most bruh-est face that I have ever seen in my life!😂😂

[@sgauden02]

The look on Vader's face makes me wonder if this has happened before.

[@IAmAlpharius20]

"bruh"

[@MultiUniversalExtras]

What is he supposed to do?..get aroused? The guy's Skywalker hasn't even risen!..not like it even ignited anyways.

[@MoneyTrees2012]

Vader: I sense a disturbance in the force... *Nurse standing outside his chamber creepily smiling at him* Vader: *Gagh*

[@Spartan_Xeno]

Vader: Ay something ain't right Nurse: *Staring at him* Vader: *Girly scream in Sith*

[@phoonwax]

Vader: *AHH A SPIDER* *Lighstaber noises* Vader: Don’t worry I got it

[@housel9352]

The exhausted, annoyed, and bored look on his face as he stabbed her just killed me

[@heloisavillela8065]

no, it killed her

[@delta8989]

*double kill*

[@vqsxd]

U can’t see his face he has a helmet on

[@housel9352]

@@vqsxd 6:38

[@vqsxd]

@@housel9352 oh my

[@p.dillen1907]

He killed her, rather than making her live with rejection. Good guy Vader.

[@funkmantim2661]

She probably would of became even more obsessed with him if he rejected her tbh, people do crazy shit after rejection sometimes.

[@sonpham3438]

Funk Man Tim, Oh man, all those escalation reappear in my mind again...

[@spirz4557]

@@funkmantim2661 Now I can't unimagine her doing the Yuno face.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

i mean he's killed for less.

[@He-who-wakes]

@@Gadget-Walkmen far less

[@nairamdiam]

3:58 it’s funny how Vader politely knocks instead of just entering the room

[@nebulus48]

Vader: Your thottery has come to an end.... *Ignites lightsaber*

[@jonathandrawdy9818]

If she breaths

[@Fr4ncM]

_Execute order 69_

[@emiliianoportillo1311]

@@jonathandrawdy9818 she's a TTTHHHHOOOOOOT

[@SiddharthShenoy]

Not the one she would have wanted tho.

[@RobbieRobertson120]

Palpatine: "You did well, Lord Vader. She was too dangerous to be kept alive."

[@kezdraws]

its just dat thing

[@Alex-un5gz]

I’d like to think Vader knew about this the whole time (because of the force)but since she was one of the doctors that helped him he had no apparent reason to kill her.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

Vader: *looses him arm in battle Nurse: This will make a fine addition to my collection...

[@y2_eb90]

Hello there

[@underfall2749]

OMG

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Eyal 1812 General Eyal!

[@bradleyunknown319]

*cough *cough

[@gallaieousyehudai12]

*clips on her belt behind Darth Vader's cape that shes wearing*

[@Dont_let_your_dreams_be_memes]

Nurse: can we make out? Vader: I’m about to ruin this girls whole career

[@TheSilentT12]

I would have like this but it's perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@tylerjones7592]

Ian Glendenning padme shoots nurse and asks Vader to turn back to the light

[@EverSide19]

This is either the worst or the best Darth Vader comic ever. I also give props to the artist. He nailed the nurse's crazy look big time. It makes sense Vader offed her. He saw her crazy eyes and was like 'nope'

[@benkylo8015]

Definitely on the better end of the scale. It's nice to see a unique Vader story that's original yet true to the character.

[@bradmorales4002]

This is just filler.

[@Ratkill9000]

@@bradmorales4002 Filler? He hardly knew her!

[@bradmorales4002]

@@Ratkill9000 this story is not much a deal. For me is filler but a kinda funny one and psycho.

[@benjaminguzman8645]

This is sad, creepy, embarrassing and hilarious all at the same time.

[@armorfrogentertainment]

"The Legends EU had some weird shit." New Canon: "hold my blue milk."

[@asdrubalvect6328]

It was Green milk! GREEN! GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[@TheNikoBellic2008]

Hutt clones, an entire page of flatulence humour, weird Darth Vader stalkers...okay New Canon boi's

[@CPT85]

You want weird? Disney can give us weird...

[@DeltaPro137]

shes like the Harley Quinn of Star Wars *Gets Stabbed* Vader: And don't call me Puddin'

[@jaredgagnon7342]

Nice!

[@chancepaladin]

you know there's going to be a pt. 2 where he rebuilds her and teams her up with his secret apprentice because he knows that the emperor watches his chambers on CC.

[@John-Stark]

@@chancepaladin Starkiller's (kinda) Canon then?

[@RoyCyberPunk]

@@chancepaladin Nah This is a one off side story with a Harley Queen archetype character and she's dead as a doorknob so she's not coming back in any capacity. Her clothes in the comic look too Earth like like she bought them at a penny and dime clothes store.

[@fhb3]

As WRONG as this story is... it's so goddamn hilarious. Absolutely a masterpiece.

[@Graeystone]

Nurse - "I love you Vader!" *Vader impales Nurse with lightsaber.* Nurse - "But. . .why?" Vader - "This is Star Wars. We're not a damn Lifetime Channel Movie. Not in the mood to put up with kind of crazy."

[@redreaper5083]

Lol

[@DorneyGamer]

@@redreaper5083 Vader: What? I thought you wanted my long thing inside you, it's just my Lightsaber instead!

[@imperatordei6615]

He gets enough crazy from the psychotic Emperor as it is.

[@DorneyGamer]

28 stab wounds! And again! And again! And again!

[@randyranderson690]

Somehow, there are real life girls who are simps for Vader, and when he killed her outright for walking in, they're all: omg he's SO hot.

[@MouldMadeMind]

There are real life girls that simp for serial killers, real serial killers.

[@ShmeengusDingus]

Vader: What’s your name? Nurse: Sandy-

[@Xehanort10]

Vader: That explains why I find you irritating.

[@mrdardon3463]

I find you coarse, rough and irritating, and you are everywhere

[@Maharlikan_1898]

@@mrdardon3463 lmao

[@niclaswa5408]

Sandy Groundhigh

[@temmiehoi688]

@@niclaswa5408 XD

[@omarbaba9892]

To Anakin she’s the living embodiment of sand

[@danthegamer2601]

isnt sand already physical?

[@omarbaba9892]

@@danthegamer2601 fine the living form

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

Her obsession is coarse, and rough and it everywhere.

[@mrdonut3382]

I'm pretty sure he would be a lot more violent than just stabbing her.

[@bean_7325]

He misses soft smooth Padmé

[@kevinnguyen9815]

Vader: *has a piece of scrap lodged into his body* Nurse: this will be a fine addition to my collection.

[@jayssworld7873]

Is that you Grevious?

[@ghedebaronsamedi]

Grievous' collection of little memories, forget-me-nots, souvenirs of unspoken love...secrets really.

[@pantherapardus1398]

@@ghedebaronsamedi Lighsabers

[@imverygerby]

Why did i hear that in grevious' voice? Is that what a jedi mind trick does

[@pantherapardus1398]

@@imverygerby Because you're a good fan of Star Wars

[@CG87343]

I do know of a Lieutenant Greg from Legends, he ran into Darth Vader’s quarters so fast he saw him without his mask, and was not killed because he was carrying information Vader was looking for about a Jedi.

[@ricsonsison2321]

Obi wan:anakin all women are "QUEEN!" Darth vader:if she breath "SHE'S A THOT!!!"

[@arifcso6633]

Now I know why the protagonist have red Light saber

[@cryptidqueen5767]

Ricson Sison With the exception of Padme

[@Amir-fm8tg]

Obi wan: Simp!!

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

@@Amir-fm8tg 😄😄😄 Oh no!!

[@Iisnumbers1234]

that's why he made it so she doesn't breath

[@dimio6195]

Vader had read many fanfiction to know where this is going

[@nicktaylor2391]

Vader, " nope. None for me thanks."

[@Hates-handle]

Yeah I'm happy with his reaction.

[@XTHEDMAN420X]

7:10 I just love the face he makes when he stabs her in the chest, it just say "Go f**k yourself you Shit ass godamn psychopathic bitch..."

[@drained1177]

Vader only wants padme, hes a gentleman after all.

[@theSamgardner]

Drained then why did he kill her

[@drained1177]

@@theSamgardner ok, he wasn't very gentle at that moment. But hes still a very kind man!

[@drained1177]

@@theSamgardner ok, he wasn't very gentle at that moment. But hes still a very kind man!

[@bjmatlock8877]

Because true gentleman creep women out by telling them they hate sand and kill the natives and their families who live on said sand.

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

B J Matlock lol

[@DanFlakes]

Anakin's heart belongs to Padme and Padme alone

[@frozarburst6350]

I just love how Vader showed no emotion when he used his lightsaber cause it looked like he didn't know whether to say "Stop it. Get some help." or "You look like the Emperor if he was a lady"

[@Goran1138]

Or "we must end this terrible fetishist fanfiction plot"

[@ejd8433]

These comments- I can't even breath-

[@CPT85]

Vader: “Look you’re a nice girl and all, but I’m still not over my dead wife and estranged children.”

[@charlethemagne5466]

Give the man some space xD

[@OK-yy6qz]

Yeah i wouldn't call her nice Girl but i guess her and Vader are equally fucked up

[@JarlHavi]

When a murderous villain gets creeped out by someone who is weaker than them. That’s....that’s saying something.

[@Darksky1001able]

He didn't seem freaked out.

[@Two_kay44]

At what point did Vader show any signs of him being creeped out in the comic?

[@andrewluvender2984]

He seemed more annoyed. Kinda like when a fly lands on your arm, you just swat it, radio to the bridge to clean it up, and continue on with your business.

[@joemama-ib2lh]

Nah, he probably felt an extreme surge of rage when she mentioned wanting to be his

[@nightfang99]

Lol imagine the stalker girl in the afterlife, Padmé would be like: "you fool, did you really think you would have a chance with my man?"

[@mandothemandalorian9073]

Palpatine: What is it lord vader? Vader: There is a great distabance in the force... Nurse: I LOVE YOU MY LORD!!! Vader: see what I mean?

[@Xehanort10]

Palpatine would probably be laughing his ass off. "Lord Vader whatever would Padme think if she could see you now? For shame apprentice for shame."

[@XkriskrossX]

Xehanort10 Palpatine was a shameless man whore tho, he had many, *many* concubines. One of which was Mara Jade where he noticed the random girl he was boning was highly force sensitive 😂 Palpatine would’ve encouraged his lust for sure, likely seeing Vader’s long-standing loyalty to Padme as a weakness lol “GIVE IN TO YOUR **** IT MAKES YOU STRONGER”

[@Vherstinae]

@@Xehanort10 I really wish that would've happened. Palpatine mocking Vader and his dead wife like that would probably have made Vader go the closest thing to Sith super saiyan and kill Palpatine then and there.

[@Xehanort10]

And pissing Vader off by implying he was "cheating" on his dead wife is exactly the sort of thing Palpatine would do.

[@spirz4557]

@@XkriskrossX "By the Force, Sheev, we've been doing it for 6 hours straight ! How is that possible ?" "UNLIMITED POOOWAAAAAAAAAHH !!!!" *climaxes*

[@____-rv1gq]

Nurse: Vader I love you Vader:do you like sand Nurse:sure... Vader: -turns on lightsaber-

[@monoluktaalak9398]

nurse: “let’s go to a beach!” Vader: (ignites lightsaber) *”WhAt DiD yUo JuSt SaY!”*

[@tommytwotacos8106]

She was only infatuated with him because she'd never heard him talk about his deep and complicated relationship with sand before.

[@poofighters]

LOL

[@juliacortez5516]

Lol too true

[@revantheno-lifedemon885]

Cut him some slack, he was so ashamed of this phase that he tries to pretend he is another person and that he killed his former angsty self

[@tommytwotacos8106]

I just wanted to say thanks for the likes. Receiving validation from my fellow Star Wars (or Star Trek, depending on the situation) nerds is just about the only currency in my life that's worth anything to me on that level beyond material. So, yeah, you wonderful nerf-herders, moisture farmers, and second-hand droid salesmen out there, please know that your taking a moment to show me a little bit of appreciation really meant something,

[@cityman2312]

Yes, she would have been put off by the dreadful romantic dialogue in Attack of the Clones.

[@ConcienciaDivinaW27]

I loved the plot. It already seemed strange to me that Vader was going to interact with her, the way she wanted. The ending is loyal to Vader's disturbed nature. The author of the comic keeps us in suspense waiting for a romance to happen, then lowers us to reality. Vader is who he is, and he has no compassion or empathy for strangers, male or female. He only has Padme in the deepest memories of his mind. Very good comic. I recommend it.

[@ZPerpetua]

This is a low key criticism of those creepy groupies fawning over serial killers in court.

[@stormbringer2840]

low key ?

[@argo9721]

LOW KEY?!?

[@DangerZone200]

.....high lock? 😛

[@kingduckdodo6672]

abobonabaguagua

[@melissalayson7275]

Sadly there people like that who exist.

[@apetheory7152]

Moral of the story : don’t idolize and fan girl horrible murderous psychopaths

[@nykv9101]

Liger 27 Harley Quinn 2.0

[@cannonmannon3971]

He’s not. A psychopath do not confuse mental damage to psychopathy.

[@fabi7953]

konan remember seeing a video on that , really fucked up shit

[@lahkooky504westside3]

@@cannonmannon3971 he killed children

[@Lee-sd1vx]

Liger 27 damn thots these days could learn a thing or two with their obsession with ted bundy

[@dianabeau2565]

Imagine Vader being able to read her thoughts while she’s near him.

[@5spec]

oof

[@johan9428]

He will go back to the doctor and ask for brain bleach.

[@jinnnloy563]

He'd probably just throw himself into some lava again

[@anapaola7241]

Probably why he killed her without much concern

[@nordicfalcon]

Mustefar doesn’t have lava hot enough to burn that away. However, Vader remembered to have the mental high ground. *PTSD of Obi-Wan intensifies*

[@ldiod4374]

Looking back at all the backlash from people on Twitter for this story and how much it parallels those fangirls of real life serial killers, it was actually pretty concerning that so many people took issue with it. Those were some really bad takes on their part.

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

It's Twitter. What do you expect?

[@42Kurama]

Twitter moment lol