Vagante - Permadeath Dark Fantasy Action RPG

[@markfreeman5539]

You killed that worm after so much patience and then left the level without opening the Boss chest. And everyone felt a disturbance in the loot force.

[@CapnSnackbeard]

My guy smokes the Ganj and busts out the killer videos for a living. He has arrived. A missed boss chest here and there is just a part of the process.

[@phillipmitchell2254]

@@CapnSnackbeard You gotta respect the process man, edibles are probably involved and it's a beautiful thing

[@Tyfyss]

@@phillipmitchell2254 facts. It’s how Splatt stays so jovial all the time

[@DPush420]

If you save a key you can open a door later. No foul.

[@phillipmitchell2254]

@@Tyfyss Works for me too lol

[@Shayashi_of_Myth]

Just playing devil's advocate here, but as a post-apocalyptic shopkeep, I feel I am owed extra dues for my clear survival expertise and determination for having kept myself alive this long as well as putting myself in harm's way posting up right near bosses and hordes to provide you, at convenience, mildly interesting gear of which I make sure offers you only a slight advantage, as to lean you towards my services again later... You say I'll be safe because of you, but is it not I who beats you from place to place on your journey, in most cases clearing out the area beforehand so you have a safe haven to shop and barter? Adventurer, you oft have naught for a name - while I have established businesses across multiple continents to fund. Remember that next time you complain about my 20% offer price for your wares...

[@phillipmitchell2254]

Workers are heroes too! Shopkeeps are the Essential Workers of fantasy

[@doctorboot7191]

@@phillipmitchell2254 i always liked the shopkeepers who fought back...and destroyed you in a single hit. the first Ultima was like that.

[@phillipmitchell2254]

@@doctorboot7191 It's a longrunning trope in tabletop roleplaying games that the reason the shopkeep has all those great weapons is they gathered them during their 40+ year adventuring career and even in retirement they're formidable and resourceful.

[@YannisPatras]

I'm so happy you got to play Vagante. It is a very underrated game and it pains me that some people think it's an obscure title and has nothing new to offer... Also, great first death. No kidding. This is Vagante; I just died to a knife trap after an almost flawless run...

[@TWPELufos]

That first death... was perfect. Well done.

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

**Chef's Kiss**

[@5minutemovies977]

That's me on half of my Spelunky runs

[@M4RCK5]

Tips: 1-the game has five classes u need to unlock them by leveling up 2- if u can change controls, set both "walk" and "down" to the same button so its easier to grab into ledges 3-if u are one block above spikes u can grab into the ledge and go into them witouth diying 4-u can deactivate traps using things like crates, dead eye bats, arrows and more, for things like crates u need to use "down+interact" to grab them and use "attack" to trow them 5-u can cook dead rats and fish in the bornfire, u can do the same with chiken but they need to be alive 6-faries gives u healing bonus on bornfires, rescue them 7- u cant recive damage in the bornfire so if u have a chaos wand use them there 8-at the end of each leven there are treasure chests that u can open with the boss key 9-the 2nd level of each area has an extra exit door that brings u to a secret level/boss fight that grants better loot, u can open it using the boss key and the interact button 10-in coop try to have always an wizard in the team, they can enchant teammates weapons for more damage and reveal/combine potions to make everyone stronger and freeze/stun enemies 11-u can use the poison potion in ur weapons so they cause damage over time 12-use the traps/enemies to help u killing other enemies 13-if u stole items from the shopkeeper and he see u with it and u dont kill him he its going to follow you to the next level, its better to do it in late game 14-poison clouds + fire/lighting = boom 15-u can combine arrows and bombs to make exploding arrows, to use them u need to place them before the normal ones (from left to right on the inventory) 16-u can stole from the shopkeeper easier in coop, u need to enter the shop while him its going out then grab the items and tell someone (who isnt dead or isnt an skeleton) to go trouth the exit of the level while u stay there, do it before the shopkeeper notice it 17-i encourage all mage mains to use quick cast, u can set an spell to each directional and that way u can combo whit them stuning and freezing the enemy 18- to beat the dragon easier u can fight him underwater, and to kill the mushroom golem boss u can use fire/excavation wands or long range spells 19-dash spell +sword lvl 1 increases the damage of the attacks by a huge amount on the knight if u use them at the same time 20-if u use strong background on the houndmaster it gives u trow hard and when u grab an trow the dog u do mad damage 21-the "death becomes easier" increase ur damage by x10 22-having 4 elemental defence makes u inmune to it 23-attack evasion and healing per hit depends on the luck, also the crits 24-u can sacrifice the faries in the bloody lady for more stats

[@Bllurr1]

If Zelda's taught me anything it's that attacking chickens is incredibly dangerous.

[@AttaMan]

That point about shopkeepers in post-apocalyptic games is valid as hell. Maybe inflation caused the ruin

[@LomanLawson]

its an easy stance for the shopkeepers to take. they don't trust some rando talking none-sense from their point of view ;)

[@macromicro4084]

Naah, they are just some bad asses that have too much gear and trying to make a penny just like u would in that world.

[@macromicro4084]

self preservation

[@macromicro4084]

u would sell your shit gear too if u could choose between money or putting your hope in a random stranger

[@neuromancer845]

I've played this game off and on since it was first released on Steam, 5+ years ago. It's honestly an underrated, hidden gem of a roguelike/sidescroller. Every time I return to it I gain a little more appreciation for how wonderfully crafted it is. The pixel art is beautiful and evocative. And the balance on point -- it's brutally difficult, but if you spend the time to master the game mechanics, you can become proficient at it. I've managed to beat it once or twice during my 80+ hours played (with the mage). It really is a great game.

[@JWar-]

That chicken is for eating. Take it with you to the campfire and you will cook a chicken dinner to recover more life.

[@eddielim3909]

You can do the same with rat and fish

[@Dsonsee]

The world feels like it's slowly heading to its end and shopkeepers are charging more and more with each passing day so I guess that's pretty realistic

[@pbsixgun6]

Sadly true to life.

[@pbsixgun6]

More evil in the world is equaled by more greed in the world.

[@Steve-Cap]

touché

[@opiesmith9270]

The best part of those new boots is that it gave you double jump, which is super nice to have for mobility.

[@Lilitha11]

I was going to say, he got double jump boots and I don't think he even noticed.

[@pbsixgun6]

Yeah, he totally didn't see that part. lol

[@bobhadababy4079]

This is one of those games, where you learn really fast, to take the boss fights slower and steady when you first start.

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

I love the art style of this game, but I just wish there was a game like this where you go all over; not just dungeons or caves. I'm kinda burned out on all the awesome RPG art styles and premises that all just having you delving into a single, endless cave or dungeon...

[@FeelingShred]

EXACTLY... so fucking boring, and above all: disappointing After putting all the effort into making it, puts all to waste like that... Or at least use the same engine to make a sequel where there is more exploration, I would not mind that I'm searching for something that plays like Elden Ring but that doesn't require "precision" or that can be played casually, I don't want something that will torture me for 100+ hours

[@crystian7016]

Terraria, La Mulana, Cave Story... Look for something with metroidvania genre.

[@claiminglight]

This game is awesome. And it doesn't *really* have metaprogression. It unlocks options for characters builds and appearances, but there aren't silly gates or difficulty adjustments. Vagante is a model for what games should be doing with unlocks.

[@MuradBeybalaev]

More Caveblazers, basically. I can get behind this. Thanks for featuring and revisiting.

[@JanusXX]

Vagante means 'the one who wanders' in my language

[@MrSteve0311]

I believe you're supposed to escort the chicken for health at the end of the level, not murder it. But you chose murder.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Pro tips for all y'all who are gonna buy this game: 1. don't read past here if you want to figure it out on your own. It IS (imo) one of those games where the cryptic, mysterious nature of the dungeons, shrines, items, enemies, etc. is part of the allure. That said, you might not be like me, so you might not care! I will list my "things I wish I knew before I started playing Vagante" items from LEAST spoiler-y to MOST spoiler-y, so stop reading whenever you want. Knowing my ADHD tendencies, this post will probably be of infinite length and I will become less and less on topic over time. By the time I'm at item 7 million, I will be discussing the fall of Constantinople. 2. Chickens can be picked up and brought to the intermission zone and will be cooked. You can eat it for 10hp. The chicken must be cooked alive. I know, right? Brutal! If you cook an already dead chicken, it will poison you. 2b. Rats also give 10hp AND a speed bonus (do the devs think rats are better food than chicken? Scary). Everything but chicken can be cooked while dead, thankfully. 2c. eyeball bats give 1+ tile to sight radius, but no hp. Still useful if you can't get a rat or chicken to the exit. 2d. (blue) fishies give underwater breathing + 2hp. This is very good for fighting dragons BECAUSE.... 3. Dragon's fireballs will dissipate when they hit water. However, some of the water will evaporate every time the flame hits the water (nice attention to detail, right?!) 3. You can summon the stupid wormyboi by killing 3 of his sons, at which point he will ask you to never speak to him or his son ever again (like that old meme). You can also just punch him. 3b. Sometimes, the worms will get killed when an enemy (off screen) triggers a trap and manages to kill a wormyboi. If this happens 3 times, the bigboi wormyboi doesn't care, it's still you're fault and he's a-comin. Listen for the music change if you don't want to get ambushed. 4. You can steal from the shop and kill the shopkeeper. Easiest way is with an item that gives floor/wall phasing. He will check his stockroom from time to time, and will start patrolling the zone once he notices something was taken and attack on sight. Your items will be marked _stolen_ (no effect on stats) and all future shopkeeps will attack on sight. If you manage to exit the level before he notices, this will not happen. Much easier with 2 people. Otherwise you need favorable dungeon layout as well as either phasing or AT LEAST rogue stealth 1+ rogue acrobat 1 (the acrobat is to roll past the shopkeeper as he opens the stockroom door. If you don't roll, it will unstealth you). 4b. You can increase the shops inventory by buying items in the previous levels. It doesn't matter what the price is, it instead goes by the # of items purchased. To increase shop inventory to 3, you need to buy 2 items. So obviously, if you don't need anything, buy a potion or scroll if the shop has one because it's cheapest. 5. The healing fountain can be broken to give back all the coins you've spent on it (+ like 30, I think?). However, you will need to pay it back the same amount before it starts healing again. If there's a health shrine and a shop item you need (and you're a noob and you know you won't be getting far enough to need the shrine's healing), use all your coins to heal up, then break the fountain to get your money back, then spend it on shop. Alright, double prizes! 5b. You can break all of the shrines for a secondary effect. Some are better than others.. some have only downsides (the smith just shoots arrows out I think), and some have both positives and negatives (the scholar shrine will give a spell book if broken, but can no longer be used to exchange scrolls/spell books for the rest of the run). 5c. OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT!! You can throw scrolls into the fire (select 'drop' in the inventory) for 2 extra hp. Spell books give 10hp. You can find a spellbook on most levels, so this is a fairly good source of healing if you aren't a mage (or don't plan on using spells). 6. For beginners, the "+1 perk point, -3 luck" starting bonus is pretty darn good. Luck is fairly easy to get back (and not super important for every character), but more importantly it gets you familiar with the different skill trees. I'd suggest a stealth rogue to start as it lets you move around at your own pace, thus giving you time to scout for traps and attack from the ideal angle. It helps A LOT when you're starting out. Once you're familiar with the enemies and whatnot, try something else! 7. This is totally cheating, but if you save with the book on the lectern by the campfire (in between levels), you can resume the game, test all your potions, see which ones are beneficial, quit without saving, load it up again and then only drink the good ones. This is obviously not the intended way to play, but honestly if you aren't very good at video games, it might be the best choice as this game is kinda hard sometimes! You can always quit without saving and resume your save as long as you quit BEFORE you die. the moment you hit spikes (or die in any other way), your save is deleted. Even if you force quit the game almost immediately, the second you die. I've managed to quit fast enough to reload exactly one time (out of hundreds of attempts). 8. For the mage, DEFINITELY use the "enchanting" spell tree first. Get at least one point before branching out to other trees, although honestly I'd get all 3. If you have rank 3, you can also enchant your teammates weapons (just have them give them to you, enchant, then give them back!). Very fun :) 9. I'm now just realizing that these are absolutely not in ascending order of spoilery-ness like I said they were going to be. Sorry about that! As my apology, I will give you this fun fact: you would think that the fruit 'orange' was named an orange because it is indeed... orange. But that is not the case! In reality, _the color orange_ is called 'orange' because the color is reminiscent of the fruit we call an orange. To put it simply: the color is named after the fruit, even though you'd expect the etymology to work the exact opposite way. Weird, right?! 9b. Also, there IS a word that rhymes with 'orange'. That word is 'sporange', which is a _very_ outdated term for the part of a fungus that produces the spores. 9c. Unlike oranges, there are exactly zero words that rhyme with my name (see above). I've checked. Even wrote a program to make sure and used every rhyming dictionary (of every language) that I could possibly find. Nothin. Oh well! 10. Once you get the houndmaster at lvl 18, try throwing your pupper at enemies. It does massive damage :) 11. You can sacrifice the fairy to the Iron Maiden shrine (the spikey coffin torture device that takes like 30 hp). If you don't need the fairy healing bonus (oh yeah, I forgot to say that the fairies can be brought to the campfire to increase it's healing for the rest of the run), it is very, very worth it to sacrifice it for the stats. It gives you +1 str, dex, vit, and something else, I think? Anyway, it gives you _at least_ +3 stats, and there will be more fairies later so it's ok! 12. You don't have to use the weapon that your class has a skill tree in. A lot of the time, you won't even find one of that type of weapon in the first few levels. For that reason, I recommend against going too far into the dagger/sword/club/fists trees too early on.. especially if you don't have the weapon yet. Btw, dagger tree is dumb, imo. Rods/wand (or whatever the mage weapon tree is) is fine to get early (but get enchanting instead) since wands/rods/whatever seem quite a bit easier to find compared to any specific weapon type. 12b. wand of pestilence can be ignited if you shoot fire (or lightning, I think) at it. 12c. Wand of Digging does solid damage to that pesky golem boss in the forest. Makes him a lot less deadly! 13. Sometimes you need to be careful how exactly you drop the boulder traps. Once in a while, you'll need to drop one on top of one another in order to reach a high up treasure chest. I have found that if there is a treasure chest you can't seem to get to, there is _almost always_ an item you can use to get to it (this can be items with wall/floor phasing, bombs, wand of digging, boots with double/triple/infinite/high jump, scroll of jump, or wall grab gloves. Check the shop and/or look around! 14. ok that's it I'm done 15. Almost forgot... THAT DAMN CONSTANTINE PALAIOLOGOS IS SO UNCOOL! WORST. EMPEROR. EVER.

[@Nodjia]

Wife and I have played vagante together for a few years now, enjoying it getting more and more developed over time. It's a great, if punishing game.

[@DamsdelDrennon]

The clash of the beauty of the sprites and animations against the harsh combat and deadly traps makes for one particular experience. Great game.

[@chadowen4379]

The sadness when you jumped in the spikes .. I feel for you!

[@eddielim3909]

Spikes is like my worst enemy in this game, killed me more that anything else

[@Endlave]

regarding these shopkeepers in apocalyptic settings... I always assumed they thought of you like some random guy like anyone else, not knowing that you were the one to eventually save the world. Another theory is that there just wouldn't be a point either way. If he gives away his stuff he won't have a livelihood even if the world gets saved so whether he dies or gives away the stuff doesn't matter. He still gets the short end of the stick. However, if he makes a buck out of you and you save the world, he actually wins the game so that's his winning move right there.

[@harperthejay]

I'm a simple gamer. Someone literally even mentions Vagante, I'll play it for a week straight.

[@blackcephie1800]

Yooo. The spikes in the beginning. Thats hilarious but rough. My mans said "I was being cavalier." Shit crazy.

[@Crucial_End]

Damn this game looks really good. Love the animations, soundtrack and the ambience of the biomes. Wished this video was twice as long tbh 😁 Im definately getting this.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

bro, buy it. Right now. If you buy on switch I'll play online with you :) It's so frickin good though, you won't regret it. IMO it's better than Spelunky.

[@martinaasandersen3775]

"Holding a chicken will temporarily grant the player the featherfall status effect. Bringing a living chicken into the intermission and tossing it into the bonfire will reward the player with a roasted chicken which heals 10HP and gives temporary Strength and Speed buffs when eaten. If the chicken is dead, the player will get a rotten chicken instead which poisons the player when eaten."

[@martinaasandersen3775]

Eyebats also has uses: "It's corpse can be cooked in the campfire by doing so the player will get a cooked eyebat a cooked eyebat gives the player more sight for the duration of a floor this effect does not stack. It's corpse can also be used to trigger traps, such as the arrow traps and the frost/fire/teleport traps in the ruins. They are not heavy enough to trigger boulder traps."

[@tlspark8250]

This is basically a platforming version of a mobile game called "Pixel Dungeon" and I am all for that. I'm not GOOD at pixel dungeon, but I still like playing it.

[@julianbruce7595]

you are literally one of the most interesting youtubers....awesome channel!

[@IKnowHowItEnds]

I'm an oldschool gamer since the 80's. I dont know why but it gave me vibes like Kid Icarus did when I was a young boy. I loved that game. Wizards and Warriors too.. Both were on Nintendo. Brings me back :D... Might have to pick this one up.

[@Nimilphex]

That you got an item with "Double Jump" as a modifier and didn't immediately test it out for access to that high out of reach area will forever haunt me.

[@IaIaCthulhuFtagn]

Wonder if you can sacrifice the girl on that altar. 16:26 You probably picked up the piranha thing from nethack where they do really suck a big un. 25:45 I was so waiting for him to use electricity in that water and zap himself.

[@kariko07]

Yeah another Splat vid. I really look forward to seeing the notifications - I know I got a good 24-30 minutes of something new and cool.. thanks dude!!

[@EduardoVillalobosPiano]

I love that you returned to an "old" game. Please do more videos like this one, revisit old gems

[@kesler4982]

this game looks great, will definitely try it out, thanks, splat!

[@ebiO2DerOxidierende]

5:30 Random Darkest Dungeon quote. Love it

[@ralphsto.domingo9297]

Oh man, this is nostalgic! Played this with the sibs before, glad to hear it got updated!

[@petitknightcreations7431]

I picked up Vagante in EA years back and found it brutally hard, as it was during my first forays into roguelike games, along with ToME and Powder. But these past few weeks I've been loving my adventures in Vagante on the Switch. It's such a fun, albeit perilous game!

[@Semiotichazey]

I've been wondering about this game for a long time. Thanks for covering it!

[@UristMcFarmer]

Eaten by piranha? Nay, you have deep ancestral memories of being drowned by murderous carp!

[@remyfate3005]

5:30 best reference i've heard in a while.

[@MardaxGames]

I love pixelart in this game :D Looks polished :D

[@StormkeeperPU]

Haven't heard from this game in a while... Looking forward to seeing how it's faring nowadays via your video!

[@tehwicked1]

You were expecting a choochoo or something? You thought it might summon a train? I kid, I kid. Awesome video, thanks again, Splat.

[@TheJols]

criminally underrated game

[@rareraven]

About the piranha's... You recalled Catacomb Kids

[@auri1075]

Instantly remembered it when i saw the caravan at the start. No wonder the name sounded familiar

[@hogfry]

The chicken like the fairy is a bonfire buff I believe

[@compedsushi9030]

I remember playing this back in the day watching bisnap play and then I had to get it. Rock hard and now its 4 player, its wild fun.

[@joewilson3393]

Aavak revealed it's on the Switch too, which is where I bought it.

[@FeelingShred]

9:36 HAHA True... never thought about that... amazing

[@bodobagger38]

you are very right about the art, it looks just great

[@Xenoun]

This has been on my wishlist for ages. Might have to buy it

[@ВадимМозинов]

i really love vagante, it is also a multiplayer game with small differences

[@zappedguy1327]

Thanks for the vid Splatt

[@junk3996]

this game actually does look pretty sweet. i remember i had it on my wishlist for awhile but took it off for some reason. probably because i was turned off by tales of its difficulty. i don't like difficult games much anymore. can you quit during any time and come back mid-progress? or does it restart

[@petitknightcreations7431]

You can Save and Quit in between levels, basically at the bonfire you'll see Splat cross a giant book. That book lets you save and resume at a later time. Hope that helps!

[@wisdumb47]

Reminds me of a game called Catacomb Kids. There are so many things it has in common.

[@cmdrshanegooseman]

Ah Splatt, the impaler - a classic from Transilvania ;)

[@askinner5]

Heyo! Just a question. Not looking to exploit, expose demean you or your channel at all. Honestly love the work you do! Just wondering how often you play a game you don't like just to get a video out that day? I've done it a few times years ago

[@Cary_mac]

Dude this game looks fantastic!

[@jlaw131985]

Every video game having the people who sell stuff chugging along trying to make as much profit as they can while the world falls apart is probably the most realistic part of video games...

[@lumin0s]

I know this game would be an instant cult classic the first time i see it

[@Curseius]

5:21 just believed in yourself a little too hard XD

[@torymiddlebrooks]

This is has really strong vibes of Hack, and I like that.

[@FiresofShadow]

looking forward to the stream

[@ColinPoole]

I'm getting Legacy of the Wizard vibes and I like it

[@meerkatphantom5499]

Been playing this ever since it dropped on ps4 and I love it.

[@EyesofMangekyou]

I would love this game on the switch.

[@PeglegNav]

Love you splat!!!! Your awesome dude!

[@thebigdgamerboi6332]

This game looks so fun!

[@mrilovetheants]

This game is a Spelunky clone and you're having PTSD about piranhas because in that game I think they instantly killed you.

[@joewilson3393]

They are also super dangerous in Pixel Dungeon in the Android store

[@andrzejkulakowski]

Seems to be interesting!

[@wazzzapnin]

Looking forward to the stream for this

[@FerreusDeus]

You can haul the chickens to the campfire and cook 'em for foods.

[@nazaxprime]

Delta V is calling you... 😊

[@Steve-Cap]

This game badly needs armour appearance change to your character other then that though I’ve added this to my wish list of games I’ll be keeping my eye on thank you!

[@matthewslivkoff5937]

Fantasy Spelunky. I approve.

[@keithrogers6876]

I find myself curious about something today Splatty (or anyone else who knows and is able to help me out with an answer). Does my using the link you provide in the description to get the game benefit yourself at all? Or is it purely for convenience for your viewers so they don't have to go hunting for it?

[@sycofya1677]

Game looks amazing 🙀

[@Menroth.]

I've owed this game forever, but I cant stand spending time customizing a character rpg style just to end up at some impassable spike tunnel that one-shots all your progress if you misstime a single jump.

[@r99716]

this game is so good

[@ophidahlia1464]

You can actually walk right through the spikes without suffering any damage as long as you don't jump.

[@saoirse5308]

Anyone else catch that at 5:44 ? That block above the slime moved, I think the idea was to push the block down and kill the slime with it.

[@grayaj23]

Hey splat, this game made me think of my favorite roguelite platformer: Magicite. Have you tried it? It's from about 2014. Tough but has a fun sense of humor.

[@ianallen738]

Looks like Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup : the Platformer.

[@LetsPlaymaker]

perfect for the switch

[@SLLabsKamilion]

The piranhas were probably Catacomb Kids. *snapsnapsnapsnapsnap* Same gamemaker artstyle and level design.

[@BIGbirdG]

Something special happens if you bring the chicken to the end of the level

[@OrangeStrayCat]

Classic roguelike foo of identify, cursed items, and having to drink all the potions once to find out what they are are things that really should of stayed in the past. It made a little more sense in something like Nethack where figuring out how to identify everything without dying was a big part of the game, but here it's just a really obnoxious risk reward thing where the risk, if it's like most cursed item systems, is "You lose the game!", meaning there's essentially no actual system and you're just entirely limited by how many foos of identify you get.

[@collapsiblechair9112]

cool looking game

[@germanapplemullentree6152]

love your Content Bro Greetings from 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[@Hiliori]

Hey can someone help me remember the name of a similar game? I remember you play as children or orphans in a dungeon but the gameplay was somewhat similar and it was also pixel art, it also had local multiplayer battles

[@yaroslavbozhdynsky]

You should revisit 'Deep Sky Derelicts'

[@windstrom]

Best game ever

[@Sovereign86]

I was hoping you’d try to put the chicken in the Iron Maiden but alas, you did not…😔 *My disappointment is immeasurable!😩*

[@redinthesky1]

Its pretty neat, but it feels like its missing roguelight elements. Maybe I've played too many roguelights -lites whatever

[@VOIDVIDS]

I bet you could throw the live chicken in the Iron Maiden

[@colostomybaguette6122]

your argument about merchants still charging you sounds logical on the surface but they still have "Families to feed" if it were a real life situation. Also if you were a merchant and some random person walks up claiming to be the single hero that would battle all of hell's minions would you believe him and hand him free stuff? I don't trust people that well.

[@pbsixgun6]

Maybe ya can try putting the chicken in the Iron Maiden?

[@Gfish17]

When you get the chance take another look at Stardeus.

[@Cassiobl]

You died by a piranha swarm playing Strider in mega drive kkkkk