【ASMR】 Alastor lets you sit on his lap 「Alastor x Listener Audio」

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MorphyVA

MorphyVA

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@NyxEdits786
@NyxEdits786 10 ай бұрын
0:13 Bro, that "Shut the fuck up" was personal 💀
@aether_maletraveler
@aether_maletraveler 10 ай бұрын
IT WAS I ALMOST STARTED CRYING I DON'T KNOW WHY😭
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 10 ай бұрын
I love ur content
@NyxEdits786
@NyxEdits786 10 ай бұрын
@@Thesigmalpha-x2e Thx!
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 10 ай бұрын
@@NyxEdits786wait…… AL😂?
@mmchesburger101
@mmchesburger101 10 ай бұрын
I WAS CRYING LAUGHING
@PersonOnline469
@PersonOnline469 10 ай бұрын
I am getting such mixed signals. It went from "you're annoying as hell shut the fuck up!" to "I love you, my dear. Let me make you feel good." LIKE, BRO. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 😭
@friendsplayhouse
@friendsplayhouse 10 ай бұрын
FRR
@thomaslewis890
@thomaslewis890 8 ай бұрын
FRRR lol
@lunar_aria_
@lunar_aria_ 7 ай бұрын
I mean he IS Alastor, if he doesn't tease you and fool around a little, something is wrong LMAOOO
@PersonOnline469
@PersonOnline469 7 ай бұрын
@@lunar_aria_ That ain't teasing 😭
@lunar_aria_
@lunar_aria_ 7 ай бұрын
@PersonOnline469 it is, and for you to say so, you're telling me that it isn't teasing to YOU. While that IS valid, we're all different. No harm done 🤭
@Mikkytherat
@Mikkytherat 9 ай бұрын
“You’re always: ‘WhErEs AlAsToR? I wAnT fVcKiNg AlAsToR’ SHUT THE FVCK UP” HAD ME DYING💀💀💀
@Marie-xf5sr
@Marie-xf5sr 9 ай бұрын
Same
@Yourdarlingal-
@Yourdarlingal- 9 ай бұрын
YES AND HONESTLY I PROBABLY WOULD DO THAT IF I WAS IN HELL😭😭😭
@Ismobfsscbiyfc-cavetown
@Ismobfsscbiyfc-cavetown 9 ай бұрын
Yet I'm still dying of laughter-
@THEoneandonlyEDIF
@THEoneandonlyEDIF 8 ай бұрын
@@Yourdarlingal- HELP SAME
@thomaslewis890
@thomaslewis890 8 ай бұрын
SAME BRO
@Bakogu_katsuki-j2i
@Bakogu_katsuki-j2i 10 ай бұрын
Alstor :sit on my lap Me: why? Alstor: why not? Me: WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS ?!?!?!
10 ай бұрын
that what i did
@EmmaRenolds
@EmmaRenolds 9 ай бұрын
FRRR I THREW MY IPAD😭😭
@Yourdarlingal-
@Yourdarlingal- 9 ай бұрын
IKR
@Laura-ct9bj
@Laura-ct9bj 8 ай бұрын
How many times has he said f you in every video?
@thomaslewis890
@thomaslewis890 8 ай бұрын
I looked all over the room...
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore 10 ай бұрын
The "Shut the fuck up" was way to personal
@Ady.lolwhat
@Ady.lolwhat 10 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHA
@Kai_online666
@Kai_online666 10 ай бұрын
Fr i feel attacked😭
@sunmcdoodle
@sunmcdoodle 10 ай бұрын
What are you doing here Sir Pentious???
@graceogden1562
@graceogden1562 10 ай бұрын
Yeah @SirPentious what are you doing here ?
@Yourdarlingal-
@Yourdarlingal- 9 ай бұрын
LIKE BRO WHAT DID I DO?😢
@ART-ic-irl3
@ART-ic-irl3 10 ай бұрын
''WhErE's AlAsToR, wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AlAsToR'' Ma'am.. that's me every night scrolling on any platform trying to find Alastor fan art lol.
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 10 ай бұрын
Same my friend😂
@ART-ic-irl3
@ART-ic-irl3 10 ай бұрын
fr@@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@cinnamoroll_person6411
@cinnamoroll_person6411 10 ай бұрын
For me it’s “wHeREs vOx wHeReS f***iNg vOx” 😭
@ellenalmy7872
@ellenalmy7872 10 ай бұрын
​@cinnamoroll_person6411 nah for me is "WhErE's AnGeL dUsT wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AnGeL dUsT!?!?!??"
@CHUUYASBIGGESTSIMP
@CHUUYASBIGGESTSIMP 10 ай бұрын
mine is "wHerE's hUskErdUSt wHerE's fUcKiNg hUskErdUSt"​@@ellenalmy7872
@easytosearch1
@easytosearch1 10 ай бұрын
"i want fuckin alastor- Shut the fuck up" was too real
@Anglebee-im8hl
@Anglebee-im8hl 9 ай бұрын
I felt personally attacke
@Bomb_cherri99
@Bomb_cherri99 6 ай бұрын
I was nearly in tears 😭
@Draco_.777
@Draco_.777 Ай бұрын
The fact it’s true tho 😭
@giyu_tomioka32879
@giyu_tomioka32879 10 ай бұрын
Bro woke up and chose violence 💀
@yermybaeee
@yermybaeee 10 ай бұрын
ik 😭😭😭
@Bella_harpe
@Bella_harpe 9 ай бұрын
Fr😂
@random_fox_therian
@random_fox_therian 5 ай бұрын
Doesn't he do that every day? 😂😂
@Alastors_cvm_toy
@Alastors_cvm_toy 4 ай бұрын
@@random_fox_therianhey girl
@random_fox_therian
@random_fox_therian 4 ай бұрын
@@Alastors_cvm_toy hey baaaatcxxxxhhgggg
@WolfieArt
@WolfieArt 10 ай бұрын
3:49 GrEaT mOoGiLy WoOgIlY! THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD LOL
@Autumn-vin_vin
@Autumn-vin_vin 9 ай бұрын
IT'S AN ADD
@Agueybana1978
@Agueybana1978 9 ай бұрын
IM JUST LIKE JUST CALL ME [insert my nickname]!!
@KadzaX0
@KadzaX0 9 ай бұрын
It always catches me off guard smh
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 8 ай бұрын
It gets me everytime😂😂😂
@lunar_aria_
@lunar_aria_ 7 ай бұрын
LMAO real 😭 And to make matters worse, my brain at times decides to go "that thang is juicy" whenever I hear it 💀
@Thursday_Tofu
@Thursday_Tofu 10 ай бұрын
the beginning was personal 😟
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1 10 ай бұрын
Real
@Talithia-Chan
@Talithia-Chan 4 ай бұрын
Fr
@WhutAA
@WhutAA Ай бұрын
fr 😔..
@Pandii
@Pandii 10 ай бұрын
"Come on, sit, stay." AM I SOME KIND OF DOG, MISTER??
@pebbel2361
@pebbel2361 9 ай бұрын
Yes a god one
@Pandii
@Pandii 9 ай бұрын
@@pebbel2361 NO I'M NOT 😭
@pinkpuppyreal4153
@pinkpuppyreal4153 9 ай бұрын
Yes and especially after being told to stfu bro 😭
@Skibidi_clemintine
@Skibidi_clemintine 8 ай бұрын
@@PandiiI am 😭😭
@Sillyandfreaky
@Sillyandfreaky 6 ай бұрын
Puppy play 😰
@Cozbi428
@Cozbi428 10 ай бұрын
These last few videos, I feel like Alastor knows how much I check to see if he's back throughout every day 😭😭😭
@0reo-di3uq
@0reo-di3uq 10 ай бұрын
fr
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902
@somerandompersonfromtheint6902 10 ай бұрын
“Later, my dear” I think this is foreshadowing the next one and I am all for it-
@KookieMoth
@KookieMoth 10 ай бұрын
Vox definitely watches these
@living.dead.girl16
@living.dead.girl16 10 ай бұрын
Pffff- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm really sure He watched this😂😂😂😂😂
@bubblebun_X3
@bubblebun_X3 10 ай бұрын
Oh this comment has me bawling lol he soo does lmao
@Stanley_Hart
@Stanley_Hart 10 ай бұрын
100% 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖😂😂😂😂
@Ultim_Prower06
@Ultim_Prower06 10 ай бұрын
Canon AF
@DoomsMay
@DoomsMay 10 ай бұрын
canon ☠
@JuliaKnox-q5f
@JuliaKnox-q5f 10 ай бұрын
He says "sit on me" i ...hear Monty Python's sit in my face .... WHY?! Alastor knows exactly what he's doing...and rhats perfect
@May-nh7bj
@May-nh7bj 10 ай бұрын
Alastor: Sit on my lap- Me: *staring at the photo* uhm..I dont think I wanna-
@sandraisabelle3912
@sandraisabelle3912 10 ай бұрын
I still will❤
@Imaginarityimagine
@Imaginarityimagine 9 ай бұрын
no but why did they choose THAT scene
@MollyDust-ey8yn
@MollyDust-ey8yn 9 ай бұрын
I like strong and powerful so no big deal plus this just makes him TEN TIMES FUCKING HOTTER
@transjesterr
@transjesterr 9 ай бұрын
If you won't I will
@THEoneandonlyEDIF
@THEoneandonlyEDIF 8 ай бұрын
@@MollyDust-ey8yn .... true.
@Love_mana00
@Love_mana00 10 ай бұрын
Gurll the "shut the fuck up" is too personal Mr alastor😔😔😔
@Alastors_cvm_toy
@Alastors_cvm_toy 8 ай бұрын
womp womp
@Bomb_cherri99
@Bomb_cherri99 6 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who called him Mr alastor lol
@vevixie6976
@vevixie6976 10 ай бұрын
"i dont mean for it to be that large" WHAT
@raiiny_clxvdzz
@raiiny_clxvdzz 9 ай бұрын
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS UHM- THIRD LEG?!!! 😭😭😭💀
@AlastorsStaff
@AlastorsStaff 9 ай бұрын
Nahh when I heard that- 😭😭
@_.RadioDaddy._.
@_.RadioDaddy._. 9 ай бұрын
WHAT HE MEAN BY DAT
@Midly-yt9ie
@Midly-yt9ie 8 ай бұрын
Did bro just-
@lunar_aria_
@lunar_aria_ 7 ай бұрын
​@@raiiny_clxvdzz "third leg" goodBYE 💀
@sarahvic3022
@sarahvic3022 10 ай бұрын
I am blushing, giggling, throwing my feet around for a literal demon ajajsjjss. "Good enough, my dear?" Me: no, i want MORE "Always demanding more, i see" Me:AKSKSKSKKSJDD The get in your knees part omggg Me:OKAY Him:"No no nononono" YOU SRE LITERALLY READING OUR THOUGHTS
@Vox_is_the_best13
@Vox_is_the_best13 10 ай бұрын
Vox: Alastor, why are you making these!? 💀 Alastor: Why are you listening? Vox: Because I fucking can!
@michelleparker6398
@michelleparker6398 9 ай бұрын
TRUUUEEEE
@gacha_funWorld
@gacha_funWorld 9 ай бұрын
😂
@marahcricut
@marahcricut 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@IDK-ec3mt
@IDK-ec3mt 7 ай бұрын
Bruhh
@jaysonic8769
@jaysonic8769 5 ай бұрын
Bc vox is a simple for alastor he has a crush on hi-
@blueberrymarf
@blueberrymarf 10 ай бұрын
The scream I just let out when the notification popped up😭😂
@VixX.0fficial
@VixX.0fficial 10 ай бұрын
FRRR
@lolththglol1554
@lolththglol1554 10 ай бұрын
Exactly-😭
@nightLOLFR
@nightLOLFR 10 ай бұрын
ONG💀😭
@MrJosephvega619
@MrJosephvega619 10 ай бұрын
IKR!!??
@H3_iS_TH3_TRU3_SAV10R
@H3_iS_TH3_TRU3_SAV10R 10 ай бұрын
first he was pissed now hes calm i love it :3
@SOBBINGAHHSAHH
@SOBBINGAHHSAHH 10 ай бұрын
That "Shut the fuck up." was how I felt when Lucifer wouldn't shut up about Alastor ngl.
@Sealybanana
@Sealybanana 10 ай бұрын
THE KISS AAAAAH MY HEART IS BEATING OUT IF MY CHEST ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Luuunarrrq222
@Luuunarrrq222 10 ай бұрын
Same 🥲
@Blitzøo-l5f
@Blitzøo-l5f 7 ай бұрын
That was more then a kiss BUT ILL TAKE IT ✨️✨️✨️✨️😭😭
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 10 ай бұрын
CHAT HE TOOK MY REQUEST CHAT THIS IS A REAL MOMENT TAKE A PICTURE TYSM MORPHY ILY😽😽
@TKforever_fandoms
@TKforever_fandoms 10 ай бұрын
Brooo when I seen this I was like “OH HELL YES THE PERSON THST ASKED FOR THIS WILL FREACK OUT
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 10 ай бұрын
@@TKforever_fandomsSameeee
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 10 ай бұрын
​@@TKforever_fandoms I did infact FREAK THE FUCK OUT
@sillybonkerz
@sillybonkerz 10 ай бұрын
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORYY
@Echo_Arts_alhaitham
@Echo_Arts_alhaitham 10 ай бұрын
“I told you your mine”💀 I’m dead brother😭
@-Templa-
@-Templa- 10 ай бұрын
Heheh
@VeesAreCool
@VeesAreCool 10 ай бұрын
Man I literally turned red as a tomato
@raiiny_clxvdzz
@raiiny_clxvdzz 9 ай бұрын
I blushed so hard 😭😭
@Sillyandfreaky
@Sillyandfreaky 6 ай бұрын
Like Alastor-
@echolynn13
@echolynn13 10 ай бұрын
The best start of the video so far tbh, he sounds so genuinely sick of our shit lmao
@Reyna.-
@Reyna.- 10 ай бұрын
Omg at 9pm While i have all the alastor x listener videos in a playlist i have listening until i go to bed Welp this one goes in my playlist now. And that part when he said "you really are clingy" was too personal for me. 😭😭😭
@foxfellsansthetrashydork611
@foxfellsansthetrashydork611 10 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck 10 ай бұрын
Fr
@Janthecat
@Janthecat 10 ай бұрын
Same
@keiracrybaby
@keiracrybaby 10 ай бұрын
HE SAID HE LOVES ME HE SAID HE LOVES ME HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM Edit: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WHAT?? DO I HAVE A DIRTY MIND OR…
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon 10 ай бұрын
Alastor: “Well I don’t mean for it to be…that large.” Me: “Yeah right…but I’m not complaining.”😌😉
@MollyDust-ey8yn
@MollyDust-ey8yn 9 ай бұрын
FOR ONCE SOMEONE FUCKING AGREES WITH ME (be my bestie)
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon 9 ай бұрын
@@MollyDust-ey8yn ok! And off course I’ll understand you🤌🏻
@raiiny_clxvdzz
@raiiny_clxvdzz 9 ай бұрын
I don't mind either tbh 😫
@mmuiichhiroo
@mmuiichhiroo 13 күн бұрын
Excuse me?
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 10 ай бұрын
Bro how did you know I was eating glue
@aether_maletraveler
@aether_maletraveler 10 ай бұрын
👀
@alanvalterrem6650
@alanvalterrem6650 10 ай бұрын
He knows everything, even where you live and what position you sleep in 🤭
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 10 ай бұрын
If I don't sleep I stare at you sleeping@@alanvalterrem6650
@moonshmallow_w
@moonshmallow_w 10 ай бұрын
Glue tastes good :]
@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@Thesigmalpha-x2e 10 ай бұрын
I know what position you sleep in
@thaqbalthaqb3477
@thaqbalthaqb3477 10 ай бұрын
I'm starting to fall in love with this creature.
@AirGoddess1087
@AirGoddess1087 10 ай бұрын
Lol! I've been in love with him since the beginning 😅
@Mutifandom670
@Mutifandom670 10 ай бұрын
​@@AirGoddess1087same
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug 10 ай бұрын
I literally have 40 framed photos of him 😅
@raiiny_clxvdzz
@raiiny_clxvdzz 9 ай бұрын
​​@@AirGoddess1087 Love at first sight am i right? 😔
@kaycee-lb6ip
@kaycee-lb6ip 10 ай бұрын
“GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” I burst out laughing 😂😂😂
@nightLOLFR
@nightLOLFR 10 ай бұрын
“Your insane-“ Me: HEY, SORRY BUT YOU JUST GOT IN MY WAY-💀
@Canimals4Life
@Canimals4Life 10 ай бұрын
I PROMISE HONEY I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@nightLOLFR
@nightLOLFR 10 ай бұрын
@@Canimals4Life MAYBE I ENJOY IT JUST A LITTLE BIT, DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Canimals4Life
@Canimals4Life 10 ай бұрын
@@nightLOLFR HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nightLOLFR
@nightLOLFR 10 ай бұрын
@@Canimals4Life DOESN'T MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Canimals4Life
@Canimals4Life 10 ай бұрын
@@nightLOLFR AND NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO BATHE ALL OF YOU IN ENTERTAINING FIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Mizuumationsss
@Mizuumationsss 10 ай бұрын
MAKE ONE WHERE WEVE IGNORED ALASTOR FOR A DAY
@graceogden1562
@graceogden1562 10 ай бұрын
Yeah @MorphyVA please
@pinkpuppyreal4153
@pinkpuppyreal4153 9 ай бұрын
REAL I NEED IT
@Klara-d4f
@Klara-d4f 10 ай бұрын
CAN WE GET A ASMR OF US PETTING HIS DEER EARS?
@Aotfanlmao
@Aotfanlmao 10 ай бұрын
YESS PLSS
@Klara-d4f
@Klara-d4f 10 ай бұрын
@@Aotfanlmao YH LIKE I NEED IT SM
@ellenalmy7872
@ellenalmy7872 10 ай бұрын
OMG TYSM FOR THE IDEA I NEED TO SEE IF THIS GUY MAKES ONE
@Klara-d4f
@Klara-d4f 10 ай бұрын
@@ellenalmy7872 HE DID.
@illumaixx
@illumaixx 10 ай бұрын
my child i am god from the future and we have gotten this asmr my child ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@ali._shy
@ali._shy 10 ай бұрын
Love how done he was at start and then he became soft. 5:29 : I- 🧍‍♂️
@SarventeVA672
@SarventeVA672 10 ай бұрын
He’s like I hate you but I love you and your mine only mine vibe 😅😂
@VixX.0fficial
@VixX.0fficial 10 ай бұрын
@@SarventeVA672 FR-
@denkikaminari9765
@denkikaminari9765 10 ай бұрын
I love how each video with alastor is getting more affectionate and him warming up to us
@darkglitcher09
@darkglitcher09 10 ай бұрын
"So you feel it whenever you sit my dear." "I don't mean to be it that large." HELP..
@nataliepelfrey9723
@nataliepelfrey9723 10 ай бұрын
You're a Mama's boy ☺️
@Keimslays
@Keimslays 9 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😭😭 (Bro says that we're more lustful than him even though we're about the same level)
@darkglitcher09
@darkglitcher09 9 ай бұрын
@@KeimslaysI stopped being lustful😎😎
@_.RadioDaddy._.
@_.RadioDaddy._. 9 ай бұрын
WHY DID BRO GO FROM "your always like: WhErEs AlAsToR? I WaNt FuCkInG aLaStOr! Shut the fuck up." TO " *kisses me* "
@darkglitcher09
@darkglitcher09 9 ай бұрын
@@_.RadioDaddy._. ikr
@blackfoxy395
@blackfoxy395 10 ай бұрын
Well, that start was agressive
@Ziennnnnn
@Ziennnnnn 10 ай бұрын
*Kissing* *lucifer walks in* Lucifer: uhh am I interrupting something... 😶
@3ve_5vs
@3ve_5vs 8 ай бұрын
The fact there is an ai lucifer that If you say the wrong things it will be sus and i said the wrong things and now he say he want to marry me 😭
@robloxlover9414
@robloxlover9414 7 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vs..😭
@Dandy-s8n
@Dandy-s8n 5 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vsWERE???
@3ve_5vs
@3ve_5vs 5 ай бұрын
@@Dandy-s8n poly ai
@Dandy-s8n
@Dandy-s8n 5 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vs I KNEW IT
@NereaGaibor
@NereaGaibor 10 ай бұрын
I MEAN WHAT? GREAT MUGGULY WUGGLY 3:47 - Alastor
@TKforever_fandoms
@TKforever_fandoms 10 ай бұрын
THE WAY HE SAYS “fuck you..” UGHSJSHDHHSHSHDKSHS😩😩😩😩✨✨
@miraculerlukanette8202
@miraculerlukanette8202 10 ай бұрын
me be like "yes please" 🤣🤣😶‍🌫
@TH3HAZB1NZ_
@TH3HAZB1NZ_ 10 ай бұрын
@@miraculerlukanette8202YES PLEASEEEE
@kinnkie
@kinnkie 10 ай бұрын
​@ll_angel_dust_ll LOL
@SarventeVA672
@SarventeVA672 10 ай бұрын
Ohhh my Christ on a stick say it again~ 😏
@yarg4036
@yarg4036 10 ай бұрын
what
@TryingNotToKms
@TryingNotToKms 10 ай бұрын
7:38 NAH I'M DONE THATS CRAZY-
@1_alastor_simp
@1_alastor_simp 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: Get on your knees and thank me~ All the simps: *IMMEDIATELY GETS ON KNEES* 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♂️
@jaysonic8769
@jaysonic8769 5 ай бұрын
Nahhhh fr tho
@Purpletheking
@Purpletheking 5 ай бұрын
𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖
@WandaHeintz
@WandaHeintz 5 ай бұрын
Again I jump of my couch from a comment this is this second time I just sat back down!😂😂😂
@Nyx12166
@Nyx12166 4 ай бұрын
Bro that's me😂❤
@ZabzDrawsTrashy
@ZabzDrawsTrashy 10 ай бұрын
*sobs at the start*
@CherriBomb996
@CherriBomb996 7 ай бұрын
Same like that was so personal
@camo_dactyl4561
@camo_dactyl4561 10 ай бұрын
I needed that "Shut the fuck up"
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 10 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP MORPHY POSTED MY REQUEST
@therealaceofspades
@therealaceofspades 10 ай бұрын
IM WOKEN
@Stolasxblitz4life
@Stolasxblitz4life 10 ай бұрын
Help... "You can feel it when you sit" 😭😭😭😭🤰🤰🤰 bro said "fine i can gove you A kiss" BRO HE GAVE LIKE 30!! EDIT:HELP! "get your knees and thank me" and "let me make my dear feel good" im fucking dead help
@Magzzz787
@Magzzz787 10 ай бұрын
Oml 😭😭😭
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 10 ай бұрын
WHAT DOES HE MEAN LARGE, I MEAN DID BRO TALK BOUT THE THIRD LEG
@Vella_animoi_
@Vella_animoi_ 10 ай бұрын
​@@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 I THINK HE DID BUT I HOPE NOT
@thesunnybunnyandmoonpiesho7976
@thesunnybunnyandmoonpiesho7976 10 ай бұрын
​@@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 yes he did 😰
@lunameansmoon_1
@lunameansmoon_1 10 ай бұрын
Im with you girl 😭
@MatthewMeyers-li5qc
@MatthewMeyers-li5qc 2 ай бұрын
Alastor: “insane” My brain: *transfers to black gryphon immediately*
@Gemmi_Therian66
@Gemmi_Therian66 10 ай бұрын
I just imagine that Alastor is making up that we're always begging for him. Because I would just like ask Charlie like once and then just wait for him to come home
@AngelGoldHeart64
@AngelGoldHeart64 10 ай бұрын
Could we get Alastor ASMR with him and listener doing the Pocky Game and ended with a kiss? It’ll be interesting and quite an experience….
@RoseTheGoofyAhhDummy
@RoseTheGoofyAhhDummy 10 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD YES-
@alanvalterrem6650
@alanvalterrem6650 10 ай бұрын
Yes, please 👀✨
@Lanie_Innit
@Lanie_Innit 10 ай бұрын
Actually sir it's glitter not glue
@leamariegaber8939
@leamariegaber8939 10 ай бұрын
Glitterglue
@RavenRose79
@RavenRose79 10 ай бұрын
Sun?
@aether_maletraveler
@aether_maletraveler 10 ай бұрын
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP ALASTOR I SHUT UP WHEN I WANT TO SHUT UP😒😠😡🤬
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck 10 ай бұрын
You tell him!
@Blancahernandez666
@Blancahernandez666 10 ай бұрын
Go Slay Queen👑👑
@mymelody433
@mymelody433 10 ай бұрын
I AGREE.
@lovelyducky234
@lovelyducky234 10 ай бұрын
PERIOD
@waffledkai
@waffledkai 10 ай бұрын
I don’t shut up 😡 I grow up 🥱 and when I look at u. 🙄 I throw up!!! 🤮 /ref
@sunflower_lauren8247
@sunflower_lauren8247 10 ай бұрын
We need a one hour vid of Alastor sleeping with Listener
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1 10 ай бұрын
IM HERE FOR IT
@torriwilson5397
@torriwilson5397 10 ай бұрын
In what way? Sexy way or shut eye and snoring?
@meh5269
@meh5269 9 ай бұрын
Please yes we want alastor sleep aid ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@MYA-KISSES
@MYA-KISSES 10 ай бұрын
Alastor:you have quite curves! Me:…. Alastor:…? Me:you should see my curves without pants- *edit 1* 83 likes?! Thx😭😭😭 *edit 2*100 LIKES?!!!
@aether_maletraveler
@aether_maletraveler 10 ай бұрын
I saw this comment and now.... I'm dead💀
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore 10 ай бұрын
When I read this I was literally Charlie when she said "Holy shit oh my god whyy"
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 10 ай бұрын
REAL !!!!
@therealaceofspades
@therealaceofspades 10 ай бұрын
GIVE.ME.THE.TIMESTAMP.PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU 😭
@raiiny_clxvdzz
@raiiny_clxvdzz 9 ай бұрын
Omg 💀
@RoseBudandDaisy
@RoseBudandDaisy 10 ай бұрын
"Shut the fuck up" im still laughing😂🤣😅
@RoseBudandDaisy
@RoseBudandDaisy 10 ай бұрын
AT THE END THO I'M FUCKING RED
@Hanalvsdiavolo
@Hanalvsdiavolo 10 ай бұрын
0:13 THAT WAS PERSONAL LMAO
@theawsomepoe252
@theawsomepoe252 10 ай бұрын
The video opening with Alastor bullying me caught me off guard 💀
@RachelJames-k3h
@RachelJames-k3h 17 күн бұрын
The fact that he called us perverted says a lot about himself...
@Fruityvale
@Fruityvale 10 ай бұрын
AYE DOES HE HAVE AN ERECTION HOW TF
@CreatureUnderTheBed
@CreatureUnderTheBed 10 ай бұрын
Help my antidepressants kicked in in the middle- 😭🤚
@therealaceofspades
@therealaceofspades 10 ай бұрын
😭💀
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 10 ай бұрын
"I dont even have a lustful thought in my mind. All that I want is constant suffering. And to eat the corpse of various things." - Alastor 2024
@Misscirclefanatic
@Misscirclefanatic 10 ай бұрын
then he proceeds to kiss the listener.
@ReinaAkuma4149
@ReinaAkuma4149 10 ай бұрын
@@Misscirclefanatic Who is Alastor trying to fool? NOT ME
@Sal_Fishers_wifey
@Sal_Fishers_wifey 10 ай бұрын
Can you make one of him letting us touch his ears? IM MAKING A PETITION YALL SIGN HERE 👇🏻
@circleguard-456
@circleguard-456 9 ай бұрын
“You’re insane” DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE HAVENT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED DOESNT MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE ogs ♥️
@Thursday_Tofu
@Thursday_Tofu 10 ай бұрын
FATHER GAVE US MORE ALASTORRRRRR 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
@SnowLily123
@SnowLily123 10 ай бұрын
Bro is so bipolar in this video. At first he’s complaining that we’re being too clingy, next thing we know he’s literally allowing us to sit on his lap and flirting with us. 😂
@leilasefri
@leilasefri 10 ай бұрын
The « oh Deer my deer »cute
@Foxythefox814
@Foxythefox814 10 ай бұрын
Okay the alastor picture is Giant help me
@Screw.Hairy.Pothead.666
@Screw.Hairy.Pothead.666 10 ай бұрын
At this point hes gonna give us back our soul😂😂😂
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0
@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 10 ай бұрын
get on your knees and thank me WHA WHAT? WAHT no no no my dear! later! (the side eye i gave him* HA HA HA I HATE HOW FUNNY THIS WAS
@NereaGaibor
@NereaGaibor 10 ай бұрын
ALASTOR HIII
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1
@H3arts.f0r.y0u1 10 ай бұрын
REALL
@_Drop_pool_
@_Drop_pool_ 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: So u feel it whenever u sit on me my dear? Me: *Jawdropped* Alastor: Well I don't mean for it to be... That large! Me: *Double jawdropped*
@SpotDotBanana
@SpotDotBanana 8 ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@SpotDotBanana
@SpotDotBanana 8 ай бұрын
Jk found it 5:29
@Dontbeatweaker
@Dontbeatweaker 10 ай бұрын
OMG THE BEGINNING FELT TARGETED 😭😭
@Alex-ze4vu
@Alex-ze4vu 10 ай бұрын
Bro actually hurt my feelings with the “shut the fuck up”😭😭
@The_Loma_Duo
@The_Loma_Duo 9 ай бұрын
5:31 “Well I don’t mean for it to be that large” “I BEG YOUR PARDON!?!?”
@Izzywrldd
@Izzywrldd 10 ай бұрын
I’m scared 😨 he was so evil at the beginning 😭 I took that personal I’m crying the kissing part 💀
@MYA-KISSES
@MYA-KISSES 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: feel free to sit on me! Me:… Alastor…? Me:On your face or your lap?
@stressed.out.nuggts
@stressed.out.nuggts 9 ай бұрын
My dear/deer count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 NOT THE KISSES HELPPP IM BLUSHING 😭😭
@kyojuro-rengoku692
@kyojuro-rengoku692 10 ай бұрын
I'm just trying to do my work and found this 😂 I can't stop laughing "oh how pervy you are" I think we turned into Mineta
@skullydotexe
@skullydotexe 10 ай бұрын
Jesus fucking christ, the beginning was a personal attack-
@MoonSkull02
@MoonSkull02 10 ай бұрын
"You really are clingy my dear" yeah what's ur point?
@Mintymist_Podcaster
@Mintymist_Podcaster 10 ай бұрын
"i wasn't thinking straight" were you thinking gay then?
@Vincent_Borthwick
@Vincent_Borthwick 10 ай бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!!!!
@Equid_wcue
@Equid_wcue 10 ай бұрын
WE NEED MOREEEEE
@therealaceofspades
@therealaceofspades 10 ай бұрын
YASSS
@MashajustMasha66
@MashajustMasha66 10 ай бұрын
Well, as always, you are on top , sir , I bow before you ❤
@yoursyurii
@yoursyurii 10 ай бұрын
The amount of "my dear" 😭
@DemonQueen320
@DemonQueen320 9 ай бұрын
"feel free to sit on me~" bro i died right then and there 💀
@lunameansmoon_1
@lunameansmoon_1 10 ай бұрын
Ok actual dream scenario with alastor acquired 🔥🔥🔥
@Demon_Mari_15
@Demon_Mari_15 10 ай бұрын
When I heard the beginning of the video, I already started crying. everything is already the end of love, now only suffering. but everything ended well, thank you very much, thank you very much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@MinimumWageSage13
@MinimumWageSage13 3 ай бұрын
Wow Alastor that "ShUt Up" was personal damn I thought we were homies man
@KeyboardsofEarth
@KeyboardsofEarth 10 ай бұрын
I just came back from camping and oh my god I love this
@AustynNewman-bh4tk
@AustynNewman-bh4tk 6 ай бұрын
Me: oh no Alastor: * snapped in half* Me: well u did say u built like a stick
@MegaMelanie34326
@MegaMelanie34326 10 ай бұрын
FATHER MADE ANOTHER VIDEO😘✌️✨✨
@therealaceofspades
@therealaceofspades 10 ай бұрын
YASS 😩😩
@Ady.lolwhat
@Ady.lolwhat 10 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FATHER FOR FEEDING US AND BLESSING US WITH THIS YUMMY FOOOD🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
@thereallyrealanthony
@thereallyrealanthony 10 ай бұрын
EARLY ‼️‼️ (I’ve been constantly checking your account)
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 10 ай бұрын
IVE BEEN WAITMH FOR THIS SLECIFIC AUDIO FOR SO LONG. (it's only been and a half)
@frank1estien
@frank1estien 10 ай бұрын
HELP I MEANT A WEEK AND A HALF
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 10 ай бұрын
Guys, are you OK? You both hate each other😂( get it ?because in the show, you guys hate each other😂?)
@Alastorsbigshinyforehead
@Alastorsbigshinyforehead 10 ай бұрын
@@Lucy_crazy86 orange toe
@Lucy_crazy86
@Lucy_crazy86 10 ай бұрын
@@Alastorsbigshinyforehead what?
@Raespinel
@Raespinel 10 ай бұрын
The kissing got my heart beating out of my chest
@vella_r1sh
@vella_r1sh 10 ай бұрын
"WHAT, GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY" had me dieing- 😭😭😭😭
@MarcoGreen-ng7oh
@MarcoGreen-ng7oh 10 ай бұрын
MORE ALASTOR ASMR MY DEAR
@guremurin8826
@guremurin8826 9 ай бұрын
Alastor: You are probably have some sick and twisted pleasure from sitting on my lap Me: no, i just wanna fuckin draw shat up- ((How tf did i even end up here from playlists- lmfao))
@_Drop_pool_
@_Drop_pool_ 9 ай бұрын
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I WATCH THESE MY MOM WALKS IN-
@silviabruh9545
@silviabruh9545 10 ай бұрын
I thought it would be a boring story, but instead you took me by surprise 😭
@4ppl3_pi
@4ppl3_pi 10 ай бұрын
*screams menacingly*
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