I am getting such mixed signals. It went from "you're annoying as hell shut the fuck up!" to "I love you, my dear. Let me make you feel good." LIKE, BRO. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 😭
@friendsplayhouse10 ай бұрын
FRR
@thomaslewis8908 ай бұрын
FRRR lol
@lunar_aria_7 ай бұрын
I mean he IS Alastor, if he doesn't tease you and fool around a little, something is wrong LMAOOO
@PersonOnline4697 ай бұрын
@@lunar_aria_ That ain't teasing 😭
@lunar_aria_7 ай бұрын
@PersonOnline469 it is, and for you to say so, you're telling me that it isn't teasing to YOU. While that IS valid, we're all different. No harm done 🤭
@Mikkytherat9 ай бұрын
“You’re always: ‘WhErEs AlAsToR? I wAnT fVcKiNg AlAsToR’ SHUT THE FVCK UP” HAD ME DYING💀💀💀
@Marie-xf5sr9 ай бұрын
Same
@Yourdarlingal-9 ай бұрын
YES AND HONESTLY I PROBABLY WOULD DO THAT IF I WAS IN HELL😭😭😭
@Ismobfsscbiyfc-cavetown9 ай бұрын
Yet I'm still dying of laughter-
@THEoneandonlyEDIF8 ай бұрын
@@Yourdarlingal- HELP SAME
@thomaslewis8908 ай бұрын
SAME BRO
@Bakogu_katsuki-j2i10 ай бұрын
Alstor :sit on my lap Me: why? Alstor: why not? Me: WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS ?!?!?!
10 ай бұрын
that what i did
@EmmaRenolds9 ай бұрын
FRRR I THREW MY IPAD😭😭
@Yourdarlingal-9 ай бұрын
IKR
@Laura-ct9bj8 ай бұрын
How many times has he said f you in every video?
@thomaslewis8908 ай бұрын
I looked all over the room...
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore10 ай бұрын
The "Shut the fuck up" was way to personal
@Ady.lolwhat10 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHA
@Kai_online66610 ай бұрын
Fr i feel attacked😭
@sunmcdoodle10 ай бұрын
What are you doing here Sir Pentious???
@graceogden156210 ай бұрын
Yeah @SirPentious what are you doing here ?
@Yourdarlingal-9 ай бұрын
LIKE BRO WHAT DID I DO?😢
@ART-ic-irl310 ай бұрын
''WhErE's AlAsToR, wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AlAsToR'' Ma'am.. that's me every night scrolling on any platform trying to find Alastor fan art lol.
@Thesigmalpha-x2e10 ай бұрын
Same my friend😂
@ART-ic-irl310 ай бұрын
fr@@Thesigmalpha-x2e
@cinnamoroll_person641110 ай бұрын
For me it’s “wHeREs vOx wHeReS f***iNg vOx” 😭
@ellenalmy787210 ай бұрын
@cinnamoroll_person6411 nah for me is "WhErE's AnGeL dUsT wHeRe'S fUcKiNg AnGeL dUsT!?!?!??"
@CHUUYASBIGGESTSIMP10 ай бұрын
mine is "wHerE's hUskErdUSt wHerE's fUcKiNg hUskErdUSt"@@ellenalmy7872
@easytosearch110 ай бұрын
"i want fuckin alastor- Shut the fuck up" was too real
@Anglebee-im8hl9 ай бұрын
I felt personally attacke
@Bomb_cherri996 ай бұрын
I was nearly in tears 😭
@Draco_.777Ай бұрын
The fact it’s true tho 😭
@giyu_tomioka3287910 ай бұрын
Bro woke up and chose violence 💀
@yermybaeee10 ай бұрын
ik 😭😭😭
@Bella_harpe9 ай бұрын
Fr😂
@random_fox_therian5 ай бұрын
Doesn't he do that every day? 😂😂
@Alastors_cvm_toy4 ай бұрын
@@random_fox_therianhey girl
@random_fox_therian4 ай бұрын
@@Alastors_cvm_toy hey baaaatcxxxxhhgggg
@WolfieArt10 ай бұрын
3:49 GrEaT mOoGiLy WoOgIlY! THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD LOL
@Autumn-vin_vin9 ай бұрын
IT'S AN ADD
@Agueybana19789 ай бұрын
IM JUST LIKE JUST CALL ME [insert my nickname]!!
@KadzaX09 ай бұрын
It always catches me off guard smh
@marahcricut8 ай бұрын
It gets me everytime😂😂😂
@lunar_aria_7 ай бұрын
LMAO real 😭 And to make matters worse, my brain at times decides to go "that thang is juicy" whenever I hear it 💀
@Thursday_Tofu10 ай бұрын
the beginning was personal 😟
@H3arts.f0r.y0u110 ай бұрын
Real
@Talithia-Chan4 ай бұрын
Fr
@WhutAAАй бұрын
fr 😔..
@Pandii10 ай бұрын
"Come on, sit, stay." AM I SOME KIND OF DOG, MISTER??
@pebbel23619 ай бұрын
Yes a god one
@Pandii9 ай бұрын
@@pebbel2361 NO I'M NOT 😭
@pinkpuppyreal41539 ай бұрын
Yes and especially after being told to stfu bro 😭
@Skibidi_clemintine8 ай бұрын
@@PandiiI am 😭😭
@Sillyandfreaky6 ай бұрын
Puppy play 😰
@Cozbi42810 ай бұрын
These last few videos, I feel like Alastor knows how much I check to see if he's back throughout every day 😭😭😭
@0reo-di3uq10 ай бұрын
fr
@somerandompersonfromtheint690210 ай бұрын
“Later, my dear” I think this is foreshadowing the next one and I am all for it-
@KookieMoth10 ай бұрын
Vox definitely watches these
@living.dead.girl1610 ай бұрын
Pffff- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm really sure He watched this😂😂😂😂😂
@bubblebun_X310 ай бұрын
Oh this comment has me bawling lol he soo does lmao
@Stanley_Hart10 ай бұрын
100% 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖😂😂😂😂
@Ultim_Prower0610 ай бұрын
Canon AF
@DoomsMay10 ай бұрын
canon ☠
@JuliaKnox-q5f10 ай бұрын
He says "sit on me" i ...hear Monty Python's sit in my face .... WHY?! Alastor knows exactly what he's doing...and rhats perfect
@May-nh7bj10 ай бұрын
Alastor: Sit on my lap- Me: *staring at the photo* uhm..I dont think I wanna-
@sandraisabelle391210 ай бұрын
I still will❤
@Imaginarityimagine9 ай бұрын
no but why did they choose THAT scene
@MollyDust-ey8yn9 ай бұрын
I like strong and powerful so no big deal plus this just makes him TEN TIMES FUCKING HOTTER
@transjesterr9 ай бұрын
If you won't I will
@THEoneandonlyEDIF8 ай бұрын
@@MollyDust-ey8yn .... true.
@Love_mana0010 ай бұрын
Gurll the "shut the fuck up" is too personal Mr alastor😔😔😔
@Alastors_cvm_toy8 ай бұрын
womp womp
@Bomb_cherri996 ай бұрын
I thought I was the only one who called him Mr alastor lol
@vevixie697610 ай бұрын
"i dont mean for it to be that large" WHAT
@raiiny_clxvdzz9 ай бұрын
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS UHM- THIRD LEG?!!! 😭😭😭💀
@AlastorsStaff9 ай бұрын
Nahh when I heard that- 😭😭
@_.RadioDaddy._.9 ай бұрын
WHAT HE MEAN BY DAT
@Midly-yt9ie8 ай бұрын
Did bro just-
@lunar_aria_7 ай бұрын
@@raiiny_clxvdzz "third leg" goodBYE 💀
@sarahvic302210 ай бұрын
I am blushing, giggling, throwing my feet around for a literal demon ajajsjjss. "Good enough, my dear?" Me: no, i want MORE "Always demanding more, i see" Me:AKSKSKSKKSJDD The get in your knees part omggg Me:OKAY Him:"No no nononono" YOU SRE LITERALLY READING OUR THOUGHTS
@Vox_is_the_best1310 ай бұрын
Vox: Alastor, why are you making these!? 💀 Alastor: Why are you listening? Vox: Because I fucking can!
@michelleparker63989 ай бұрын
TRUUUEEEE
@gacha_funWorld9 ай бұрын
😂
@marahcricut8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@IDK-ec3mt7 ай бұрын
Bruhh
@jaysonic87695 ай бұрын
Bc vox is a simple for alastor he has a crush on hi-
@blueberrymarf10 ай бұрын
The scream I just let out when the notification popped up😭😂
@VixX.0fficial10 ай бұрын
FRRR
@lolththglol155410 ай бұрын
Exactly-😭
@nightLOLFR10 ай бұрын
ONG💀😭
@MrJosephvega61910 ай бұрын
IKR!!??
@H3_iS_TH3_TRU3_SAV10R10 ай бұрын
first he was pissed now hes calm i love it :3
@SOBBINGAHHSAHH10 ай бұрын
That "Shut the fuck up." was how I felt when Lucifer wouldn't shut up about Alastor ngl.
@Sealybanana10 ай бұрын
THE KISS AAAAAH MY HEART IS BEATING OUT IF MY CHEST ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@Luuunarrrq22210 ай бұрын
Same 🥲
@Blitzøo-l5f7 ай бұрын
That was more then a kiss BUT ILL TAKE IT ✨️✨️✨️✨️😭😭
@frank1estien10 ай бұрын
CHAT HE TOOK MY REQUEST CHAT THIS IS A REAL MOMENT TAKE A PICTURE TYSM MORPHY ILY😽😽
@TKforever_fandoms10 ай бұрын
Brooo when I seen this I was like “OH HELL YES THE PERSON THST ASKED FOR THIS WILL FREACK OUT
@Lucy_crazy8610 ай бұрын
@@TKforever_fandomsSameeee
@frank1estien10 ай бұрын
@@TKforever_fandoms I did infact FREAK THE FUCK OUT
@sillybonkerz10 ай бұрын
THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORYY
@Echo_Arts_alhaitham10 ай бұрын
“I told you your mine”💀 I’m dead brother😭
@-Templa-10 ай бұрын
Heheh
@VeesAreCool10 ай бұрын
Man I literally turned red as a tomato
@raiiny_clxvdzz9 ай бұрын
I blushed so hard 😭😭
@Sillyandfreaky6 ай бұрын
Like Alastor-
@echolynn1310 ай бұрын
The best start of the video so far tbh, he sounds so genuinely sick of our shit lmao
@Reyna.-10 ай бұрын
Omg at 9pm While i have all the alastor x listener videos in a playlist i have listening until i go to bed Welp this one goes in my playlist now. And that part when he said "you really are clingy" was too personal for me. 😭😭😭
@foxfellsansthetrashydork61110 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck10 ай бұрын
Fr
@Janthecat10 ай бұрын
Same
@keiracrybaby10 ай бұрын
HE SAID HE LOVES ME HE SAID HE LOVES ME HES SO SILLY I LOVE HIM SM Edit: GET ON YOUR KNEES AND WHAT?? DO I HAVE A DIRTY MIND OR…
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon10 ай бұрын
Alastor: “Well I don’t mean for it to be…that large.” Me: “Yeah right…but I’m not complaining.”😌😉
@MollyDust-ey8yn9 ай бұрын
FOR ONCE SOMEONE FUCKING AGREES WITH ME (be my bestie)
@Justsome_weirdoraccoon9 ай бұрын
@@MollyDust-ey8yn ok! And off course I’ll understand you🤌🏻
@raiiny_clxvdzz9 ай бұрын
I don't mind either tbh 😫
@mmuiichhiroo13 күн бұрын
Excuse me?
@Thesigmalpha-x2e10 ай бұрын
Bro how did you know I was eating glue
@aether_maletraveler10 ай бұрын
👀
@alanvalterrem665010 ай бұрын
He knows everything, even where you live and what position you sleep in 🤭
@Thesigmalpha-x2e10 ай бұрын
If I don't sleep I stare at you sleeping@@alanvalterrem6650
@moonshmallow_w10 ай бұрын
Glue tastes good :]
@Thesigmalpha-x2e10 ай бұрын
I know what position you sleep in
@thaqbalthaqb347710 ай бұрын
I'm starting to fall in love with this creature.
@AirGoddess108710 ай бұрын
Lol! I've been in love with him since the beginning 😅
@Mutifandom67010 ай бұрын
@@AirGoddess1087same
@lilprincessjitterglitterbug10 ай бұрын
I literally have 40 framed photos of him 😅
@raiiny_clxvdzz9 ай бұрын
@@AirGoddess1087 Love at first sight am i right? 😔
@kaycee-lb6ip10 ай бұрын
“GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY” I burst out laughing 😂😂😂
@nightLOLFR10 ай бұрын
“Your insane-“ Me: HEY, SORRY BUT YOU JUST GOT IN MY WAY-💀
@Canimals4Life10 ай бұрын
I PROMISE HONEY I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@nightLOLFR10 ай бұрын
@@Canimals4Life MAYBE I ENJOY IT JUST A LITTLE BIT, DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@Canimals4Life10 ай бұрын
@@nightLOLFR HAVEN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nightLOLFR10 ай бұрын
@@Canimals4Life DOESN'T MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@Canimals4Life10 ай бұрын
@@nightLOLFR AND NOW I HAVE THE POWER TO BATHE ALL OF YOU IN ENTERTAINING FIRE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️
@Mizuumationsss10 ай бұрын
MAKE ONE WHERE WEVE IGNORED ALASTOR FOR A DAY
@graceogden156210 ай бұрын
Yeah @MorphyVA please
@pinkpuppyreal41539 ай бұрын
REAL I NEED IT
@Klara-d4f10 ай бұрын
CAN WE GET A ASMR OF US PETTING HIS DEER EARS?
@Aotfanlmao10 ай бұрын
YESS PLSS
@Klara-d4f10 ай бұрын
@@Aotfanlmao YH LIKE I NEED IT SM
@ellenalmy787210 ай бұрын
OMG TYSM FOR THE IDEA I NEED TO SEE IF THIS GUY MAKES ONE
@Klara-d4f10 ай бұрын
@@ellenalmy7872 HE DID.
@illumaixx10 ай бұрын
my child i am god from the future and we have gotten this asmr my child ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@ali._shy10 ай бұрын
Love how done he was at start and then he became soft. 5:29 : I- 🧍♂️
@SarventeVA67210 ай бұрын
He’s like I hate you but I love you and your mine only mine vibe 😅😂
@VixX.0fficial10 ай бұрын
@@SarventeVA672 FR-
@denkikaminari976510 ай бұрын
I love how each video with alastor is getting more affectionate and him warming up to us
@darkglitcher0910 ай бұрын
"So you feel it whenever you sit my dear." "I don't mean to be it that large." HELP..
@nataliepelfrey972310 ай бұрын
You're a Mama's boy ☺️
@Keimslays9 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😭😭 (Bro says that we're more lustful than him even though we're about the same level)
@darkglitcher099 ай бұрын
@@KeimslaysI stopped being lustful😎😎
@_.RadioDaddy._.9 ай бұрын
WHY DID BRO GO FROM "your always like: WhErEs AlAsToR? I WaNt FuCkInG aLaStOr! Shut the fuck up." TO " *kisses me* "
@darkglitcher099 ай бұрын
@@_.RadioDaddy._. ikr
@blackfoxy39510 ай бұрын
Well, that start was agressive
@Ziennnnnn10 ай бұрын
*Kissing* *lucifer walks in* Lucifer: uhh am I interrupting something... 😶
@3ve_5vs8 ай бұрын
The fact there is an ai lucifer that If you say the wrong things it will be sus and i said the wrong things and now he say he want to marry me 😭
@robloxlover94147 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vs..😭
@Dandy-s8n5 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vsWERE???
@3ve_5vs5 ай бұрын
@@Dandy-s8n poly ai
@Dandy-s8n5 ай бұрын
@@3ve_5vs I KNEW IT
@NereaGaibor10 ай бұрын
I MEAN WHAT? GREAT MUGGULY WUGGLY 3:47 - Alastor
@TKforever_fandoms10 ай бұрын
THE WAY HE SAYS “fuck you..” UGHSJSHDHHSHSHDKSHS😩😩😩😩✨✨
@miraculerlukanette820210 ай бұрын
me be like "yes please" 🤣🤣😶🌫
@TH3HAZB1NZ_10 ай бұрын
@@miraculerlukanette8202YES PLEASEEEE
@kinnkie10 ай бұрын
@ll_angel_dust_ll LOL
@SarventeVA67210 ай бұрын
Ohhh my Christ on a stick say it again~ 😏
@yarg403610 ай бұрын
what
@TryingNotToKms10 ай бұрын
7:38 NAH I'M DONE THATS CRAZY-
@1_alastor_simp9 ай бұрын
Alastor: Get on your knees and thank me~ All the simps: *IMMEDIATELY GETS ON KNEES* 🧎♀️🧎♂️
@jaysonic87695 ай бұрын
Nahhhh fr tho
@Purpletheking5 ай бұрын
𝕃𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕞𝕖
@WandaHeintz5 ай бұрын
Again I jump of my couch from a comment this is this second time I just sat back down!😂😂😂
@Nyx121664 ай бұрын
Bro that's me😂❤
@ZabzDrawsTrashy10 ай бұрын
*sobs at the start*
@CherriBomb9967 ай бұрын
Same like that was so personal
@camo_dactyl456110 ай бұрын
I needed that "Shut the fuck up"
@frank1estien10 ай бұрын
BABE WAKE UP MORPHY POSTED MY REQUEST
@therealaceofspades10 ай бұрын
IM WOKEN
@Stolasxblitz4life10 ай бұрын
Help... "You can feel it when you sit" 😭😭😭😭🤰🤰🤰 bro said "fine i can gove you A kiss" BRO HE GAVE LIKE 30!! EDIT:HELP! "get your knees and thank me" and "let me make my dear feel good" im fucking dead help
@Magzzz78710 ай бұрын
Oml 😭😭😭
@AlastorTheRadioDemon010 ай бұрын
WHAT DOES HE MEAN LARGE, I MEAN DID BRO TALK BOUT THE THIRD LEG
@Vella_animoi_10 ай бұрын
@@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 I THINK HE DID BUT I HOPE NOT
@thesunnybunnyandmoonpiesho797610 ай бұрын
@@AlastorTheRadioDemon0 yes he did 😰
@lunameansmoon_110 ай бұрын
Im with you girl 😭
@MatthewMeyers-li5qc2 ай бұрын
Alastor: “insane” My brain: *transfers to black gryphon immediately*
@Gemmi_Therian6610 ай бұрын
I just imagine that Alastor is making up that we're always begging for him. Because I would just like ask Charlie like once and then just wait for him to come home
@AngelGoldHeart6410 ай бұрын
Could we get Alastor ASMR with him and listener doing the Pocky Game and ended with a kiss? It’ll be interesting and quite an experience….
@RoseTheGoofyAhhDummy10 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD YES-
@alanvalterrem665010 ай бұрын
Yes, please 👀✨
@Lanie_Innit10 ай бұрын
Actually sir it's glitter not glue
@leamariegaber893910 ай бұрын
Glitterglue
@RavenRose7910 ай бұрын
Sun?
@aether_maletraveler10 ай бұрын
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP ALASTOR I SHUT UP WHEN I WANT TO SHUT UP😒😠😡🤬
@LuciferTheHazbinDadDuck10 ай бұрын
You tell him!
@Blancahernandez66610 ай бұрын
Go Slay Queen👑👑
@mymelody43310 ай бұрын
I AGREE.
@lovelyducky23410 ай бұрын
PERIOD
@waffledkai10 ай бұрын
I don’t shut up 😡 I grow up 🥱 and when I look at u. 🙄 I throw up!!! 🤮 /ref
@sunflower_lauren824710 ай бұрын
We need a one hour vid of Alastor sleeping with Listener
@H3arts.f0r.y0u110 ай бұрын
IM HERE FOR IT
@torriwilson539710 ай бұрын
In what way? Sexy way or shut eye and snoring?
@meh52699 ай бұрын
Please yes we want alastor sleep aid ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@MYA-KISSES10 ай бұрын
Alastor:you have quite curves! Me:…. Alastor:…? Me:you should see my curves without pants- *edit 1* 83 likes?! Thx😭😭😭 *edit 2*100 LIKES?!!!
@aether_maletraveler10 ай бұрын
I saw this comment and now.... I'm dead💀
@Maybe_I_Cant_Handle_It_Anymore10 ай бұрын
When I read this I was literally Charlie when she said "Holy shit oh my god whyy"
@AlastorTheRadioDemon010 ай бұрын
REAL !!!!
@therealaceofspades10 ай бұрын
GIVE.ME.THE.TIMESTAMP.PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU 😭
@raiiny_clxvdzz9 ай бұрын
Omg 💀
@RoseBudandDaisy10 ай бұрын
"Shut the fuck up" im still laughing😂🤣😅
@RoseBudandDaisy10 ай бұрын
AT THE END THO I'M FUCKING RED
@Hanalvsdiavolo10 ай бұрын
0:13 THAT WAS PERSONAL LMAO
@theawsomepoe25210 ай бұрын
The video opening with Alastor bullying me caught me off guard 💀
@RachelJames-k3h17 күн бұрын
The fact that he called us perverted says a lot about himself...
@Fruityvale10 ай бұрын
AYE DOES HE HAVE AN ERECTION HOW TF
@CreatureUnderTheBed10 ай бұрын
Help my antidepressants kicked in in the middle- 😭🤚
@therealaceofspades10 ай бұрын
😭💀
@ReinaAkuma414910 ай бұрын
"I dont even have a lustful thought in my mind. All that I want is constant suffering. And to eat the corpse of various things." - Alastor 2024
@Misscirclefanatic10 ай бұрын
then he proceeds to kiss the listener.
@ReinaAkuma414910 ай бұрын
@@Misscirclefanatic Who is Alastor trying to fool? NOT ME
@Sal_Fishers_wifey10 ай бұрын
Can you make one of him letting us touch his ears? IM MAKING A PETITION YALL SIGN HERE 👇🏻
@circleguard-4569 ай бұрын
“You’re insane” DOES THAT MAKE ME INSANE HAVENT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I EXPIRED DOESNT MEAN THAT I PLAN TO RETIRE ogs ♥️
@Thursday_Tofu10 ай бұрын
FATHER GAVE US MORE ALASTORRRRRR 🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥
@SnowLily12310 ай бұрын
Bro is so bipolar in this video. At first he’s complaining that we’re being too clingy, next thing we know he’s literally allowing us to sit on his lap and flirting with us. 😂
@leilasefri10 ай бұрын
The « oh Deer my deer »cute
@Foxythefox81410 ай бұрын
Okay the alastor picture is Giant help me
@Screw.Hairy.Pothead.66610 ай бұрын
At this point hes gonna give us back our soul😂😂😂
@AlastorTheRadioDemon010 ай бұрын
get on your knees and thank me WHA WHAT? WAHT no no no my dear! later! (the side eye i gave him* HA HA HA I HATE HOW FUNNY THIS WAS
@NereaGaibor10 ай бұрын
ALASTOR HIII
@H3arts.f0r.y0u110 ай бұрын
REALL
@_Drop_pool_9 ай бұрын
Alastor: So u feel it whenever u sit on me my dear? Me: *Jawdropped* Alastor: Well I don't mean for it to be... That large! Me: *Double jawdropped*
@SpotDotBanana8 ай бұрын
Time stamp?
@SpotDotBanana8 ай бұрын
Jk found it 5:29
@Dontbeatweaker10 ай бұрын
OMG THE BEGINNING FELT TARGETED 😭😭
@Alex-ze4vu10 ай бұрын
Bro actually hurt my feelings with the “shut the fuck up”😭😭
@The_Loma_Duo9 ай бұрын
5:31 “Well I don’t mean for it to be that large” “I BEG YOUR PARDON!?!?”
@Izzywrldd10 ай бұрын
I’m scared 😨 he was so evil at the beginning 😭 I took that personal I’m crying the kissing part 💀
@MYA-KISSES9 ай бұрын
Alastor: feel free to sit on me! Me:… Alastor…? Me:On your face or your lap?
@stressed.out.nuggts9 ай бұрын
My dear/deer count 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 NOT THE KISSES HELPPP IM BLUSHING 😭😭
@kyojuro-rengoku69210 ай бұрын
I'm just trying to do my work and found this 😂 I can't stop laughing "oh how pervy you are" I think we turned into Mineta
@skullydotexe10 ай бұрын
Jesus fucking christ, the beginning was a personal attack-
@MoonSkull0210 ай бұрын
"You really are clingy my dear" yeah what's ur point?
@Mintymist_Podcaster10 ай бұрын
"i wasn't thinking straight" were you thinking gay then?
@Vincent_Borthwick10 ай бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!!!!!
@Equid_wcue10 ай бұрын
WE NEED MOREEEEE
@therealaceofspades10 ай бұрын
YASSS
@MashajustMasha6610 ай бұрын
Well, as always, you are on top , sir , I bow before you ❤
@yoursyurii10 ай бұрын
The amount of "my dear" 😭
@DemonQueen3209 ай бұрын
"feel free to sit on me~" bro i died right then and there 💀
@lunameansmoon_110 ай бұрын
Ok actual dream scenario with alastor acquired 🔥🔥🔥
@Demon_Mari_1510 ай бұрын
When I heard the beginning of the video, I already started crying. everything is already the end of love, now only suffering. but everything ended well, thank you very much, thank you very much! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@MinimumWageSage133 ай бұрын
Wow Alastor that "ShUt Up" was personal damn I thought we were homies man
@KeyboardsofEarth10 ай бұрын
I just came back from camping and oh my god I love this
@AustynNewman-bh4tk6 ай бұрын
Me: oh no Alastor: * snapped in half* Me: well u did say u built like a stick
@MegaMelanie3432610 ай бұрын
FATHER MADE ANOTHER VIDEO😘✌️✨✨
@therealaceofspades10 ай бұрын
YASS 😩😩
@Ady.lolwhat10 ай бұрын
THANK YOU FATHER FOR FEEDING US AND BLESSING US WITH THIS YUMMY FOOOD🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺
@thereallyrealanthony10 ай бұрын
EARLY ‼️‼️ (I’ve been constantly checking your account)
@frank1estien10 ай бұрын
IVE BEEN WAITMH FOR THIS SLECIFIC AUDIO FOR SO LONG. (it's only been and a half)
@frank1estien10 ай бұрын
HELP I MEANT A WEEK AND A HALF
@Lucy_crazy8610 ай бұрын
Guys, are you OK? You both hate each other😂( get it ?because in the show, you guys hate each other😂?)
@Alastorsbigshinyforehead10 ай бұрын
@@Lucy_crazy86 orange toe
@Lucy_crazy8610 ай бұрын
@@Alastorsbigshinyforehead what?
@Raespinel10 ай бұрын
The kissing got my heart beating out of my chest
@vella_r1sh10 ай бұрын
"WHAT, GREAT MOOGLY WOOGLY" had me dieing- 😭😭😭😭
@MarcoGreen-ng7oh10 ай бұрын
MORE ALASTOR ASMR MY DEAR
@guremurin88269 ай бұрын
Alastor: You are probably have some sick and twisted pleasure from sitting on my lap Me: no, i just wanna fuckin draw shat up- ((How tf did i even end up here from playlists- lmfao))
@_Drop_pool_9 ай бұрын
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I WATCH THESE MY MOM WALKS IN-
@silviabruh954510 ай бұрын
I thought it would be a boring story, but instead you took me by surprise 😭