Abusing Unarmed Conscripts in Halo Wars 2

[@Valefisk]

give reach beta please

[@gregoriysharapov1936]

In another episode of Detroit Become Corpses... Valefisk decided to commit ton of war crimes. Totally not disobeying the Geneva Convention.

[@skirk248]

Another vs AI?

[@braidans4767]

I hate to break it to you vale but I'm sorry to say that Halo Reach is not a part of the master chief collection :( (buy for some reason ODST is??) EDIT: so I just looked up the PC version online... Yo Microsoft why you cuck me PC owners of master chief collection get reach but us Xbox players Don't!?! Wtf.

[@cropathfinder]

its coming this week... we hope

[@DoktorObvious]

If they dont include Halo 3 ODST with its original firefight mode Im actually going to kill somebody

[@davidmullally4792]

"If the man in front of you dies pick up his gu- oh wait they don't have guns." -Vapefisk 2019 Edit- “Shoot the medic! Shoot the medic!” - Vapefisk warcrime #223

[@khornedmaple]

It's "Vaepfisk" akshually.

[@paraduxius2806]

The most suprising thing is not that someone commented Valefisk's everyday life, but rather that I actully read this comment the same time vale said this.

[@davidmullally4792]

yoonwoo park oh shit now I need a spoiler warning on the comment.

[@sassyMcpussy]

@@davidmullally4792 spoiler warning!

[@coltforceplayer]

Russia during World War 2:

[@tehdappermudkip2391]

"How do I fight air units with cannon fodder?" Form grunt bridges and walls like in World War Z.

[@coolfire-xunknown550]

TehDapper Mudkip they actually throw stones, I play yapyap all the time

[@tehdappermudkip2391]

@@coolfire-xunknown550 it seems Vale didn't care about that.

[@thatundeadlegacy2985]

toss the meat in their propellers

[@shiinaai2978]

Make grunt slingshot and use it to throw grunts at enemy fliers.

[@davidm5172]

I'm dying from this comment 😂😂😂

[@NovelPond]

truly the battle of the century, Banditboy76 vs NormalTrack8301 who will prevail

[@DhonJoe]

Command and Conquer generals/zero hour war crimes firebombing napalm and toxins please!

[@grimm_plush]

say the n word again

[@marvinlalandos773]

@@DhonJoe "MELT! Everything MUST MELT!" Tsing Shi Tao

[@David-eh9le]

"Kill the medic, kill the medic" How to get charged for Warcrimes Chapter 1

[@DegenWeb]

Can I get a preview on chapter 2?

[@Predator42ID]

Killing medics is no longer a war crime bub. Other wise why would the Combat air controllers be armed to the teeth.

[@David-eh9le]

@@Predator42ID there is a difference between armed and unarmed Medics. U can shoot at any armed medic like a madlad, but u "arent allowed" to shoot at unarmed Medics.

[@David-eh9le]

@@DegenWeb Chapter 2 The sound of Silence Chemical/Biological Weapons and how to use them in Urban environment

[@David-eh9le]

@@DegenWeb for chapter 3 i thought about Something with "Napalm Sticks to Kidz"

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

"By the power of conscripts we are back in the game" - Joseph Stalin late 1942

[@shamrocksardonic2582]

@Commissar Lord It's a famous quote by Stalin.

[@quinnamations9715]

“This game is whack, I love it” -Valefisk 2019

[@DhonJoe]

Command Conquer Generals/Zero Hour war crimes!

[@-Raylight]

Abusing the game ✗ Breaking Geneva Convention ✔ Oh wait that's worse Oh well they're aliens anyway -Headbutt exterminatus button-

[@theinfinium3247]

F@#$%N HERETICS!

[@generalgrievous3667]

PURGE THE FOUL XENOOOOOOOS

[@fawwazn.1244]

BURN IN HOLY HELL FIRE!!!!

[@generalgrievous3667]

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

PURGE THE X E N O

[@nicorozner7417]

The UN: Don't execute prisoners, don't use incendiary weapons, don't gas enemies. Vale: Stop saying "don't" when you mean "you will."

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

You need to teach your conscripts to climb ontop of the corpses. Eventually, the mountain of corpses will become high enough for them to punch the flying units down!

[@CommanderG7979]

When Russia goes to space, but forgets to give their men guns.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

No no, we are competent in what we do, Grunts aren't

[@funeraloak7422]

*their I dont know how this is so hard

[@bonogiamboni4830]

*the single gun.

[@stevanpetrovic6308]

@@funeraloak7422 theyur*

[@KWCHope]

@@frenchsoldier8485 says the french soldier

[@legatelaurie]

The US have a piece of legislation allowing the president to take any action necessary (including declaring war) if a US citizen is being trialed by an international court that they aren't parley to, including the Hague

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

Which would likely never get used, as it would completely isolate us from the rest of the world, it would sever any alliances we had, and would be an utter diplomatic disaster because each and every one of our enemies/rivals would use that as proof that the US commits war crimes they don't want everyone finding out about. But, also, we are technically attached to the ICC as an observer. Kind-of like having Federation Associate status in Stellaris.

[@archsteel7]

@@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety R/Whoosh ... Also, you're overestimating the intelligence of the current administration by assuming they'd know that

[@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety]

@@archsteel7 The Administration, I think, is intelligent enough to know the kind of shit certain individuals in the Administration are getting it into.

[@legatelaurie]

Oh definitely, its just fun to imagine a war being fought over Vale being trialed by the Hague

[@mr.goldfish1530]

@@arueshalaetablebuildingsociety Bold of you to assume they're allies and not puppet states.

[@jonasmenz7767]

"as you can probably tell from the title we are gonna break the geneva convention" i like how vale can say that without even having to know the title in advance.

[@bobtheseed457]

Valefisk 'Burn them all, Burn them all!' 'Shoot the medic, shoot the medic!' *Screams of dying soilders* 'Ah well, they're just conscripts' *Suicidaly charges an army* 'Just keep them occupied' 'Fire the methane!'

[@AggronAaron]

Units Lost: 345 *highest* Game: VICTORY

[@christophervanoster]

Yap yap in a nutshell

[@michaellyons4621]

99% casualty rate: VICTORY

[@serubyne57]

Medic: *exists* Vaepfisk: _I'm about to end this man's entire career_

[@traviswilliams2348]

9:22 "by the power of conscripts we're back in the game" Reavers: am I a joke to you?

[@ericareaper8750]

The conscripts were using the Reavers

[@palmermiddlekauff6030]

as someone who actually knows how to play this game this video absolutely kills me. "full" population at 100, no vehicle upgrades in lategame, no unit counters or actual strategic use of leader powers. AND THEY DONT LOSE IMMEDIATELY SOMEHOW!?!?!?!? I love it!

[@mr_jiblets]

By the power of conscripts we are back in the game Other player: *Am I a joke to you*

[@tcarra45]

“Halo wars 2” now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while...

[@kafeelshah792]

Finally Vale "Warcrimes" fisk has uploaded another video.

[@Raptor747]

2:15 That moment when you want to mock Russia, but you realize that you don't even meet its standards

[@c-man9406]

I dont think using Imperial guardsmen tactic in Halo War is a good idea Oh wait..

[@rafaelbreno2981]

Aerial bombardment and international law Article 25: The attack or bombardment, by whatever means, of towns, villages, dwellings, or buildings which are undefended is prohibited. Article 26: The officer in command of an attacking force must, before commencing a bombardment, except in cases of assault, do all in his power to warn the authorities. Article 27: In sieges and bombardments all necessary steps must be taken to spare, as far as possible, buildings dedicated to religion, art, science, or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals, and places where the sick and wounded are collected, provided they are not being used at the time for military purposes. It is the duty of the besieged to indicate the presence of such buildings or places by distinctive and visible signs, which shall be notified to the enemy beforehand. So far, all fine! :D

[@Predator42ID]

That only applies to NATO, US ignores that because the area's you just added can be used as shields and thus will and have gotten hit by Hellfires and JDAMS.

[@thealgorithm3412]

@@Predator42ID but the US is part of NATO

[@neopangean6218]

That was a genuine tense game, just watching had me on my seat.

[@TranquillShot]

"he's only got one base, this is it" "that was his last base, he's out of it" "Here's his last base" Something sounds... familiar. Could it be the cries of the conscripts?

[@leester8687]

Imagine an ability for yap yap called ODSG (orbital drop shock grunt) basically instead of highly trained marines a bunch of grunts jump out of phantoms, using their body as projectiles, killing themselves and anyone below them

[@cptray-steam]

talk about an epic come back.

[@Volthoom]

One day Vale will get to Stronghold or Supreme Commander...:D

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Me: hears the famous ‘they outnumber us three to one’ speech, meaning he has memorized it, Also me: *Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.*

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

well duh, it aint that hard to memorize 22 words... wow i actually counted all those words

[@ItsAGorillaStudios]

This is exactly why I SUBSCRIMED to Vaepfisk.

[@Jockster109]

13:29 "Two Scarabs I repeat two Scarabs"

[@antoniosaenz375]

Take On Will I remember in halo wars one, that if you see two your fucked unless you are your teammates use all of your main hero abilities

[@dfsdhjk4780]

If only your conscripts could throw other conscripts "deploying tactical conscripts!" - Best military leader, 5267

[@niceguycj]

im happy you finally played this game, been waiting for this since you uploaded the video on the first halo wars.

[@SPARR0E]

That was amazing. I'd love to see more stuff like this!

[@peterongan9655]

That comeback is so sweet.

[@god-of-a-new-world7786]

The enemy: I fight for an honorable victory! Valefisk: I fight for my fucking life!

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

15:55 What I want to know is how Vapefisk managed to lose more units than he actually built.

[@patrickreville4978]

I forget which unit it is but when it dies it spawns a few grunts so thsts how he lost more than he built

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

They: *Only Use Air* You: *Only Use Anti-Air* They: *Switch To Anti-Vehicle * You: Oh Sh*t, Oh F-

[@neverendingchan7878]

Damn Valefisk, you predicted the future.

[@charlesdzialak5719]

Got a notification of a upload and saw abusing and thought "oh its vale"

[@JohnDayguy]

"So what do you do for a living?" 'OH you know. Dying"

[@seelcudoom1]

hey is it me or are the canon fodder grunts smaller then the regular grunts, so not only are these unpaid, unarmed conscripts, but they are probably children as well

[@whichleft626]

I've been waiting so long for this.It brings a teer to my eye as a fellow yap yap main.

[@ericiron4520]

perfect simulation of the raid on Area 51

[@jasonshine6699]

Vale the type of dude to clap when the plane lands

[@finisterre2415]

Bold of you to assume the banished follow the geneva convention

[@iamtru9507]

Grunt: *Conscript training finished!*

[@loafofdisappointment156]

“Well that strategy didn’t work...let’s try it again!” Vaepfisk, destroyer of worlds, 2019

[@philipiannaco5431]

Grunt: Wait till my lawyer hears this Valefisk:Death it is then

[@metalapplesus]

Banditboy76: "At first it was going well... then setback after setback, loss after loss, made what was going to be a quick and decisive win into one hour of hell."

[@dylan007]

God imagine how fucking angry he is after losing to a Rank 6

[@leafybean]

"Oh God! Oh God! I'm going to win! We're actually doing it! Oh God!" I want to believe that this is what you sound like when having sex.

[@shaunlevin5081]

9:50 Valefisk: What do you mean I did not see a medic. What war crimes.

[@PeekaBlue0]

Geneva convention: exists Valefisk: im gonna pretend i didnt see that

[@BigJubble]

99% casualties....VICTORY!

[@baz5042]

Making Stalin and Mao proud with the “human” wave strategy.

[@Onkim2308]

Vale goes to the battlefield as a commander and just says to his superiors sir i will not risk anyone. Calls for prisoner

[@thebirdgang2240]

Valefisk's saga as a war criminal continues

[@KennyAnimations]

i feel like isp and vale are slowly switching their style of comedy with each other

[@beefyblom]

putting the "casual" in "casualties"

[@luiscarvajalino5417]

Valefisk is literally the incarnation of the word I do what I must

[@wasteitonme544]

I see Vaelfisk has embraced the imperial guard way of war.

[@exudeku]

UN: Ok, Mr.Valefisk, you violated the Geneva Convention for the.... *searches logbook* oh damn it, you even broke the Space Geneva

[@somebodynamedkage9580]

Whats the only thing more unproductive than the Hapsburg Prince's fertility rates? Valefisk's upload schedule.

[@chief8012]

Ah I see you too are a man of YapYap. Welcome to the morally dubious foil my brother.

[@bobtheseed457]

Alternative title: Sacrificing unarmed grunts to get victory

[@netherwing5722]

This was entertaining to watch hope to see more. Bring on Halo Reach already 343!

[@crow2-5-x2]

This was such a tense battle, I really was surprised when your team pulled the game back in your favor lmaoo

[@lowfatmilk1243]

Omg he charged with 80 people and after just ten seconds he had 6

[@marveyzing1495]

papa stalin would be proud

[@blarghensmargen3648]

Vale being excited for reach was adorable. we expect videos.

[@crispyserge6148]

valefisk is the god of cannon fodder

[@austinroberson5521]

I miss the old days of halo wars 1

[@michaelnoctor1519]

Valefisk and abuse go together like peanut butter and jelly

[@darkladylumiya1828]

You gotta play Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse. You’ll have no clue what you’re doing but it’ll be great (also there are conscripts if you play Imperial Guard. You can have like 10 units of 30 guys each for free)

[@sicarius6501]

Ah yes,the game where crimes against humanity are encouraged

[@darkladylumiya1828]

A Warhammer 40k Intellectual What? There’s no “kill civilians to win” game mode. That’s not a thing

[@sicarius6501]

@@darkladylumiya1828 oops, hol' on lemme edit it

[@olliklive2116]

@@darkladylumiya1828 Don’t mind me, reviving a dead comment. But there is a game mode where the entire objective is to kill the enemy’s civilians.

[@darkladylumiya1828]

@@olliklive2116 You are indeed correct

[@warrenharkness275]

13:27 "2 scarabs, i repeat 2 scarabs"

[@marcellorenzz9525]

I watched this right after SpiffingBrits Rimworld Organ Harvesting Videos... Now I am afraid of what the allknowing algorithm thinks of me

[@matthewconnelly4930]

The man with the rifle shoots! The man with the rifle gets killed! The other man picks up the rifle and shoots!

[@cuddlesworth1]

Holy shit vale posted what a blessed day

[@czaroftheempire5715]

Biggest army 🧐..... Valefish: Yes

[@SentryWill]

WTF this isn't a HOI4 Soviet campaign the video title lied to me

[@jirihorak784]

I think i need more of this in my life

[@manemperorofmankind8119]

The condor was the answer to the age old question of almost 20 years ago by Caboose... “if you have a plane that can carry a tank, why not put the gun on the plane”

[@Secretfire21]

"people call me a murderer even though ive never been caught yet" -mister plinket

[@royalbluegaming7763]

4:53 I love this

[@Facetheface42]

This is why YapYap is so terrifying, the joke leader accidentally became the most powerful leader in the game

[@Normallyification]

I just can't wait your video on Supreme Commander

[@speclexfire2353]

If you throw enough flesh at the projectiles, eventually they'll run out of projectiles! ~Basically Vale's Moto

[@favre4ever39]

Also "It's not working it's not working oh god"

[@speclexfire2353]

Andrew White pretty much

[@ChaoFarmer]

Please post more of this I love this

[@snake45aiman]

*UN see valefisk video* UN : Ah shit,here the warcrime again

[@ryanlarson2124]

Really enjoy these vids

[@goofy851]

0:00 Damn, someone could make some sick remix from that "qui" sound right at the beginning.

[@Always_Nat_1]

The power of Conscripts compels you!

[@Titan_3124]

I don’t think the Covenant signed the Geneva Convention, you’re all good!

[@DolosSolos]

Russia will never forget all those canon foder that bought Valefisk and his ally time and distracted the enemy units fire

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

I hope we see these units in Halo Infinite. I would love to see massive maps and such. Maybe a ground/RTS like gamemode

[@TheFool_0]

Went from a meme video to a comeback story

[@bagelbandlt6526]

What a Rollercoaster of emotion