VALENTINE'S DAY PLANS - OfflineTV Podcast #28

[@OfflineTVPodcast]

Last of Us spoiler alert from 13:12-20:56

[@JLeeVek]

Thank you. Is this comment pinned?

[@bambuu_]

Please pin this 🥺

[@mewvs]

There are no separate parts 🥺🥺

[@MRHGaming]

thanks for this

[@alalileee1296]

no topic timestamps?

[@JamesRNG30]

There’s the Toast bullying Lily and Yvonne and then there’s Toast getting bullied by Jodi and Sydney. Balanced as all things should be. Love this trio

[@tyramir1119]

Given his mommy kink, we all know he enjoys it.

[@O.Garcia37]

The only two people in OTV that can counter Toast, this’ll be good

[@MrRudyc85]

Syd tends to deflect more than Counter. Jodi is 100% Toast kryptonite

[@kristianimanuela2551]

999o99o9o

[@localescapeph]

@@MrRudyc85 agree, Jodi is Toast Kryptonite

[@swasho2939]

I think Jodi is the prettiest person on OTV bar none. Minimal makeup just naturally pretty. The most talented Valorant player in OTV too

[@bryanlin8333]

@@swasho2939 when

[@hugh-s3h]

10:30 omg Toast sounded so genuine. He really wanted Brodin to be by his side on Valentine. I'm dying that's too damn precious.

[@fayesversion]

Right??? That “you promise? 🥺” sounds like a wounded puppy

[@frenchpressed_.3744]

toasts ability to make the room feel awkward and uncomfortable is actually unreal

[@devakibhagwat6146]

And in the best possible way

[@Alovatololo]

I like how Jodi shows her phone to a camera but it doesn't cut to the camera

[@Hazz-08]

i love when toast is in these podcasts, he always makes them 10x better

[@smolmandu5015]

01:07:52 i love how they all just froze for a sec after hearing the price lmao 🤣

[@lzyizyy6020]

Missed toast in the podcasts. He's such a natural host. Loved this episode!

[@hanzjerichogarabiles5198]

Syd is the one who doesn't take Toast's shit and destroy him while Jodi is like goes on with Toast's shit but still destroys him lol

[@hobovan.]

24:07 i really agree with sydney's perspective. true, as a zombie, you could totally be sentient and still be able to think and move around with an impossibly powerful urge to eat people, maybe even evolve with time like brodin wanted to do, but you could also be fully conscious the whole time. you'd just be wandering, watching your body do things you'd never want to, and just be suffering with no free will for possibly weeks on end (i think even after like 1 week you'd decay, but in an 'apocalypse', i'm assuming zombie's are a bit more powerful than just animated corpses). i mean, preferably, i'd try to find a cure and do everything possible *not* to turn, but if it's inevitable, i'd rather just be killed by people i'm close with and die with, as sydney put it, 'my human dignity'. if it's been around a year and we have ample evidence to suggest that zombies are in control of their actions and not acting purely on instinct, i might take my chances to turn and just run far away from anyone i remotely even like. also depends on whether the zombies are actually powerful, like if they're super fast or strong, or if they're just the normal ones that are walking around, completely braindead and frail. i'd rather die as a human than live as a frail zombie, even if i can think. this is all hypothetical though, i'm still incredibly scared of dying, so if this were real i might just be too scared to die and fail to ask anyone to kill me. then, of course, turn into a zombie and accidentally slaughter everyone around me or just die after turning anyway.

[@roros9422]

To Jodi: it was revolutionary because not only for the subversion of expectations through Shrek and Fiona, but also it started the trend of pop culture and fairytale/fantasy being mashed up that affected like the rest of 2000s culture

[@JasperForge]

Also Shrek is love Shrek is life

[@KiwiCrisis]

revolutionary is maybe a bit much ha

[@VinegarAndSaltedFries]

Way to deep. Pop Culture/ Fantasy/Fairytale wasn’t revolutionary…hell Mel Brooks and Monty Python doing both long before Shrek.

[@oldmatttv]

@@KiwiCrisis It was the first animated kiddy looking film that was done in that style, for the whole family and actually almost aimed much more at adults, played with the classic themes in a sort of satirical way, was self aware, and broke the "magic" of animation and all the related tropes. It just wasn't at all normal back then, and was unexpected. On top of that, the computer graphics were pretty amazing even if there had already been a few others. The main thing is that it was revolutionary because it did something that really hadn't been done before, certainly not in the main stream. People didn't even expect it to be the way it was and went to see it thinking it would be just another fun animated film and wonder at the cool graphics and a bit of Eddie Murphy and co, but what they got was the Disney princess killing birds with their singing being so awful and then taking those birds' eggs to make breakfast for the unwilling hero who wasn't really hero at all. The parody also wasn't common in this form at the time. And yet it managed to pull the strings in the end to also work at a more emotional level and be just overall a great story as well as funny.

[@DameonKenobi]

They did great countering Toast’s self doubt.

[@Robiness]

Yoooo yall gotta get the DSG boys on the podcast with Toast. W content

[@found3685]

bro toast was so cultured with shrek. shrek 1: iconic, revolutionary shrek 2: I NEED A HERO, LIVIN' LA VIDA LOCA shrek 3: we dont talk about this one shrek 4: conclusion

[@AangAirB]

I really agree with Syd on the franchising in Valo. I hated how I didn't know any teams or players but now there's consistency. LET'S GO DSG!

[@xRiizo]

Oh shit! This is going to be a good one! Jodi and Syd got all kinds of chaotic energy! Love them.

[@msreal5270]

I agree with the making charity profitable as long as that profits goes back to charity as well. And i think it’s very very good to get a lot of eyes on charity events to motivate other people to do it too!

[@_Sloppyham]

Nah, because that also means you aren’t getting any money for yourself/straight up losing a LOT of money and people might not even do it in the first place if they had to go with your plan. Let’s say a dude wanted to do something really nice via charity that cost $100,000 but that would be a strain on his bank account. If he would be able to make a profitable video that cover the $100,000 and then some, everyone should win. The charity gets money, the KZbinr offsets the cost and earns some extra for his effort that went into executing the idea/making a entertaining video, and the viewers get free entertainment. (Separate from my reply to your comment) I hate how the internet acts like people have to be saints and completely altruistic when it comes to this stuff. At the end of the day, the charity gets money/people’s blindness is gone; end of story.

[@777eeah2]

I’m so sad that Jodi doesn’t know shrek but I’d be excited to have a whole shrek binge day

[@Lisak02]

Love how they talk about ants becoming zombies at 16:00 and say it's never been made a thing when The Last of Us is about Cordyceps which IRL is in ANTS.

[@TetraSky]

So Toast would be *that* guy who hides the zombie bite and ends up killing everyone... This is why survival is better when you're alone.

[@joelikesthings]

With the Pokemon thing, the PSA grading is really important. Like the difference between PSA 10 and 9 can be 7-10x in price, and 2x from 9 to 8 and so on. Having a PSA 10 just lying around is VERY unlikely (so I would be surprised if the card Jodi's friend had lying around was worth 20k, probably closer to $2000-$4000 depending on if it's first edition or holo, so maybe less). Edit: Also! The Pikachu Illustrator card talked about isn't an estimated value, it actually SOLD for $5.275 million (whether or not it'll increase or decrease in value is yet to be seen), but it's largely that expensive because it's the only known PSA 10 of an already insanely rare card (a PSA 7 sold for 900k, which is insane).

[@murnshaw]

I lost my virginity in a secluded stairwell in my high school, an hour before classes officially started, senior year. At one point one of the custodians walked past us, but my SO and I were cuddling under a jacket and I maintained eye contact with the custodian until he walked away, daring him to say something. Thinking back, I was so stupid and reckless and cannot believe how much I got away with. The 90s were such a different time. No way in hell I'd be able to pull off half of my crazy s*it if I was a teenager today.

[@iamcage187]

Lol i did much worse in stairwells like that in highschool. Wed literally have mini gangbang/orgys not to mention all the drugs done in them. Man i miss the 90s. You cant do that shit these days cause some dumbass will self snitch and post a video online.

[@vantata399]

The custodian was probably thinking that they aren't cleaning that up🤣

[@murnshaw]

@@iamcage187 Yeah completely understandable why young adults these days have way less sex than we used to lol

[@maxwell9211]

Nah, as someone who went to high school from 2012-2016, kids were up to the same shit they always are

[@AshunPhubu]

At that age, the hormones are kicking in like a race horse on crack. If there’s a will there’s a way.

[@RukoS-xy6jo]

I love when podcast show in the screen what they are talking about.

[@cedietheworld6024]

I wholeheartedly support DSG!!

[@iiichigo_769]

will forever miss toast's Shang-Chi segment of the podcast 😢

[@bobbybain2576]

Re zombies: a major downside about using guns is how loud they are, which attracts a horde, deaf zombies gets rid of this completely.

[@musicaldragon3859]

18:30 I'd rather have blind zombies as they will still need sound to find you. Otherwise we can always you sound to our advantage and use sound as a distraction to escape. If they were deaf, imagine a horde of zombies in an area and they all see you, then you are basically screwed.

[@theun6073]

yeah but using guns to kill them would be super easy as you could shoot without attracting even more zombies

[@musicaldragon3859]

@@theun6073 Not everyone will have guns. Also ammo might be a problem. Even if we can some how survive with a lot more resources in the later stage, the likely hood of surviving against blind than deaf in the early stage would be a lot better since early stage, zombies are at their prime no? Some may mutate to be a smart zombie and vision advantage could be deadly. I mean it's just my opinion honestly. I'd rather have blind than deaf.

[@naderwater6380]

I wish i could listen more of you three!

[@danisvlogging]

this one’s my favourite OTV podcast episode yet haha

[@staceycampbell2811]

I love it when you guys can talk and just have a different type of 11:07 conversation about all these things Valentine’s Day before getting into the ACTUAL TOPICS OF THE DAY😂❤❤❤Thanks for talking about whatever y’all feel like sharing ! 💓💓💓💓

[@kalevi7821]

Finally Toast is back!!!

[@TrinityEcho]

Toast said they don't read the comments. This is the perfect time to reveal that I have bananas for fingers. That I like to snack on occasionally.

[@hiravioli]

Grew up in a low-income town home community with lots of kids. We use to get together, make a stack of our Pokémon cards we want to trade and line up far away. Then we'd take turn chucking our sandals at the stack - you get to keep whatever cards you knock off the stack. Another version, is less aggressive, instead of chucking sandals from afar, you blow at the stack from a specified distance.

[@JasperForge]

The problem most people have about the Mr Beast thing is that the surgery that had given them their sight back is so expensive they couldn't afford it otherwise.

[@kingmanic]

There are a lot of unreasonable people on twitter and youtube. Mr. Beast didn't do anything wrong but the system is extremely fucked up in the US. It was unnecessary hardship alleviated by Mr. Beasts youtube money but could be handled better with tax dollars for everyone.

[@soumojitchowdhury151]

The issue is to do that level of thing you eed a lot of money and you can't do these things as you wish, if you don't have that level of a money source. I personally think that if it help people let him put it on the internet with their consent ofcourse. Because you know as someone who is going through things in life its really helpfull and cheers me up, inspires me to do better so I can do something like this for others as well

[@becauseofcourseitis]

Man Sydney is already so beautiful, but her being so well-spoken and articulate with her words and thoughts really adds to her attractiveness (to me at least).

[@williamdigiacomo8900]

i haven't watched in a while. but to be honest i just watch to hear or see Broden. that man is a dripping goat! he knows it.

[@annejia5382]

same. well i love them all but for the podcast specifically, i watch for brodin. 💚

[@laisciosaki]

Toast's appreciation for shrek shows he's a man of TASTE.

[@MermaidHeel]

Aww, it was over so quickly. Can’t wait for the next.

[@abibudgiesisters2406]

im 24seconds in and im already hooked by toast's intro. fkn brilliant.

[@shanemoore6182]

Really liked the lighting in this ep 🥰

[@bradlee2385]

Yesss my fav podcast to listen at work is back

[@j1gglypuff42]

these people are npcs. they have no unique opinions

[@kal2352]

Animal zombies would be an amazing movie / tv show.

[@celty228]

Easy solution for the zombie question, start biting them before you even turn

[@rafidredwankhan9188]

Petition for making Toast and Jody perma podcast duo for OTV

[@FantomMind]

Our host of the most! DisguisedToast!

[@avinashkr4522]

"When's the baloney comes in and macaroni" -Jodi 2023

[@jack_the_sparrow]

FYI, the gift Jodi's talking about is "Zhdun" / Homonculus loxodontus

[@Michaeloke703]

LOL they blew Jodi's mind that there were more than 2 shrek movies lol

[@haramberinokripperino7770]

I haven’t lost my virginity on Valentine’s Day because I never lose 😎

[@AshunPhubu]

Good luck on your winning streak! You’ll make to the big leagues soon!

[@miskeenamina]

MY FAV TRIO LETSSSS GOOOO

[@Lvl1Mage318]

I feel like as long as we aren't blindly assuming that every charitable act makes that person a good person, there shouldn't be anything wrong with doing nice things for "selfish" reasons. We should be able to do nice things for each other and feel good about it. Everyone else is just a hater (easy for me to say, I'm not internet famous). If Zuckerberg donates a lot of money, I'll consider it a nice act but still consider him a loser for all the other reasons lol I liked Mr Beasts video and people's frustrations with the American system are justified but not on him/he doesn't deserve flack for it. Donating with your name ought to be socially acceptable

[@desrtfox]

57:13 I respect Jodi's handwriting, bravo

[@squeeh]

This was fun. Thanks for the content.

[@Cyanidesin]

Shrek was an animated movie for kids and adults. It was had hints of adult themes that kids could understand, and it had kid humor and downlow adult humor.

[@twcactus]

i love this trio so much 🤣

[@johnpogger4955]

i love the big red boots i think there fr so cool and i would wear them irl

[@laurentok789]

On the Mr Beast thing, i think we'd rather have a win-win situation for both the blind and him rather than the blind just staying blind, but also making charity profitable is literally how he gets money to continue charity. In the end, there's people debating about whether what he did is right, but there's a bunch of people who go "yeah, i have the ability to help people too" and actually help, so it's a net benefit overall.

[@eliasamarel]

we need a director cam of brodin!

[@alyesonrada9976]

And who would have thought that months after, these two will be signed under DSG.

[@AdamBarnes-yn4pr]

Option three, only animals are zombies but they all unify to attack you.

[@found3685]

its 5 am here and today is already a good day letsgooo

[@christophermichael7997]

So DSG should be 100T the apparel company who signs content creators and has a few teams

[@zachh6868]

I remember Shrek had a really good buildup with all the fairytale characters like an Avengers movie right? I always love those

[@corro202]

Awesome podcast.

[@khlqs]

yk the more i watch these podcasts the more i realize i end up watching them at 3 am

[@lzyizyy6020]

WOOO THE HOST WITH THE MOST IS BACK

[@JosiahSmith226]

Love this trio

[@VeryLoki]

the instant swipe left is anyone that does the dog filter selfies.

[@afroduck4404]

someone has to listen to these back before posting

[@Soulxjoy]

My friend literally said, “that sounds like toast” when I told him toast wouldn’t tell anyone if he got bit by a zombie.

[@trip_1101]

lesss gooo new podcast with toast!

[@strabababerry]

27:21 I feel like an important part of this conversation on "curing" blindness is ableism. Yes, being blind is a disability and forces blind people to navigate life differently than sighted people, but they can still have fulfilling lives nonetheless as blind people. I have horrible eyesight and am legally blind without my glasses, so I have looked at how blind people go about life bc it's a possibility for me. I say that to disclose that, while I'm not fully blind, I do experience difficulties pertaining to seeing the world around me. Anyway, I personally feel that a lot of people perceive blindness as a death sentence, so to speak. But blind people just have to live differently. I think Mr. Beast could have maybe donated to resources for blind people, which would've helped even more people. Resources like infrastructure such as crosswalks that have braille and speakers to indicate when to cross. Maybe donating to organizations that train seeing eye dogs. But those things aren't as flashy and lots of people believe blindness has to be cured in order to enjoy a full life. *Disclaimer: I don't watch Mr. Beast and haven't actually watched the referenced video, I've seen snippets here and there and most of my information is from secondary and tertiary sources* To anyone reading this, if you wanna check out a KZbinr who is blind, Molly Burke has a channel and she's made videos about what life is like for her as a blind person (she wasn't born blind) and she also does "regular" KZbin videos too, I believe.

[@jammed_yam]

"giving 1000 people eye surgery" doesnt have the same ring to it

[@Psyco913]

You make a lot of valid points here, but I can also understand Mr Beast's approach. He monetizes his charitable acts in order to be able to fund that charity. Once you have made the decision to monetize it you are forced to make it as interesting to your audience as you can, and there's just no way to make donating the money to a charity that provides resources for the blind engaging.

[@staceycampbell2811]

Okay … what really got me hurting in the stomach from laughing !!!….. was 1:10 this part when Brodin says most people are born in November because of Valentine’s Day 😂😂 And then Toast…. His realization…🤯🤣💓💓💓💓

[@staceycampbell2811]

And the way the girls look at toast after that 🤣🤣🤣

[@heinzinaung85]

Lol brodin got me good🤣

[@starriette3970]

SYD TOAST JODI PODCAST LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@arashianfromargentina7996]

OTV special DSG podcast when? 😂💖

[@nathanhollow0]

Love how the staff gave up putting timestamps after the last of us spoiler

[@Sinlock1313]

I honestly don't know why toast would relate that Chinese New Year story. I like to think good things about the people who make content I enjoy. He's a man of means his only other option wasn't sleeping on the street. Considering right now covid is the third leading cause of death in America, the callousness of spreading it around a busy Hotel is impossible to defend.

[@eleonarcrimson858]

Because thats who toast is. He is absolutely honest about his actions. Most of us would probably do what he did. But we wouldn’t be honest about it to other people because we fear how we gonna be looked ay. Unless the argument is you are an influencer so you should be careful of what message you put out, which is a reasonable argument. I dont think if anyone is being honest with themselves would not do what toast did. Self righteousness is very annoying when it is not backed up by actions.

[@Syahrilkun]

This intro is a banger!

[@kaladinstormblessed6232]

Oddly very specific hypothetical trip scenario.

[@nat1700]

i really wanna know who toast was originally gonna sign for dsg and got poached by a franchised team

[@brea7819]

demon1 got poached by EG

[@Neptunes_Winds]

Lol love these podcasts

[@cineaste485]

Some of the members of DSG stream right? Maybe the esports org could branch out into something similar to OTV (but esports centered) and then (if it didn't give away strategies for competitors) content revolving team practices could be turned into content to help raise money for the org. Just some of my brainstorming.

[@lzyizyy6020]

All of them stream once in a while- Exalt the most. They're all very entertaining

[@ceebs9220]

It was April 20th 1999 and this one time at band camp...

[@iamcage187]

We used to hustle comics and cards in school. Like a class full of the most ruthless buisness people trying to fuck over anyone we could in the deal the first chance we got.

[@kurisu_rpg]

The last podcast still isn't available on the podcast feed on Pocket Casts, have they stopped the audio versions?

[@elayshain4756]

It never happened but I will keep u guys posted.

[@ramo149]

There was also the Shrek 2 music show on the dvd

[@rina.concepcion]

For the Mr Beast thing, I always knew that there would issues with it cause of the phrasing. There are many blind people who don’t feel the need to be “cured” or that there’s something “wrong with them”. I think the video speaks for itself in terms of the positive impact it has but ya…. That’s my 2 cents as someone who works in social media

[@pelkustulli7]

2:52 almost died at this moment bc i did not expect Ждун to appear on offlinetv podcast

[@Tom-kk2jc]

I wish you guys would change the desk setup. It's so awkward when you can only see the back of the head of the hosts half the time. And it feels like the middle host is in the hot seat all the time.

[@alexisalvarado55]

24:36 brodin is just like me fr fr

[@etanafeya7219]

Brodin has the best answers 😅😅

[@AshunPhubu]

I imagine brodin as a man with knowledge and wisdom far beyond his age. A rare sight to see in today’s society.

[@kkenjiito]

Posting after watching it completely, just some of my comments, - Gengar is actually shown as smaller than Ash so i kinda guessed Gengar was like 5ft. - In the last of us, you actually turn to a zombie in just hours, depends on where you get bitten - about the mr beast vid, id rather people do something good for clout, than people do bad things. I dont care if it is for clout or not, if its doing something good for the world, then its fine. - shrek is a cult classic. Its not the best movie, but like toast said, it was one of the first animated cult classics - lost my virginity at 16 and it wasnt my choice. Thanks for the very fun podcast guys! Cheers!

[@PumpkinSpikey]

The Ganger I caught in Pokemon Go was 5'5. He's taller then my trainer.

[@numberyi]

Context: Demon1 got poached by EG while trialing for DSG, and DSG got exalt from the nation

[@Freckxi]

Only true gamers know the big V stands for VALORANT

[@staceycampbell2811]

Brodin HAD GIVETH thy MEN A GREAT NOTETH TO SCRIPTURE IN THOUGH MANS HEAD 🤞🏽😂 just a few seconds 7:01 of what to do instead of taking a picture of your big fish out on the water you caught….

[@eirxm]

Wait but like i love those red boots, i think everyone should wear it😂 we would look like cartoons 👀🤣💗