【VALORANT】Nothing stays hidden from me. Nothing. w/ Malim, Nix and Ryzar!

[@Mary_Yami]

00:05:28 start

[@vvchicchi]

This was so funny, I was laughing at so many parts I'd love to see you guys play valo together again!! Thanks for the stream!

[@kamisaii]

otsuoni~!!! i loved the stream today, we loveeee valo!! thank you for the stream and almost ravanis too!! it was so much fun to watch and loved to see you having so much fun!!! looking forward to more valo streams in the future~!! 💙 timestamps: 5:23 stream start 5:31 🦾: "today im here with my very good friends.” *crickets* 5:50 introductions 6:27 ❤‍🔥: "meow." 7:16 🦾: "introduce yourself b*tch” 7:33 experience in valo 9:26 everyone has 100-200 ping LMFAO 10:12 game 1 - breeze - cypher (dodged) 11:17 🦾: "if youre not first, youre last (more in replies)

[@kamisaii]

12:01 game 1 - breeze - cypher 12:16 📿: “what if i play skye and go full aussie” 12:36 📿: “ngl if i picked skye or hear skye i start like saying the stupidest sh*t” 13:03 🦾's alarm goes off 14:09 🦾: "my co-" 14:48 round 1 14:55 kill 1 - headshot 15:20 kill 2 - headshot 16:47 round 2 17:56 round 3 18:39 📿: “brighter than my future” 19:10 kill 3 19:21 🦾: "when in doubt, blame the lag" 19:28 kill 4 - headshot 19:43 ❤‍🔥: “i have high average ping, low client fps, thanks game.” 20:03 round 3 20:38 kill 5 21:12 🦾: "please flash your a**" 21:38 kill 6 22:32 round 5 23:31 kill 7 - headshot 24:06 round 6 25:32 🦾: "nice co- try: 25:36 round 7 25:49 kill 8 26:20 kill 9 28:09 round 8 - matchpoint 28:55 kill 10 30:00 round 9 - endgame 30:20 📿: "oh sh*" 30:51 game 1 result - win - 5:4 MVP 31:57 📿 didnt save a png of us not nakey :( 32:40 🦾: "tf are you doing load the game” 32:47 📿: "are there any batsus today?” 33:20 🦾: "no it wasnt mlem, it was phlegm" 34:48 📿 - 10, 🌋 - 7, ❤‍🔥 - 6, 🦾 - 5 35:23 ❤‍🔥: " we're gonna make 🦾 fu*k? i'm down with that" 35:31 game 2 - pearl - cypher 35:43 ❤‍🔥: “guys… my name is f*ckboi malim” 36:32 📿: "alright batman” 36:42 ❤‍🔥: “谁想当我的猫猫” (who wants to be my kitten) 37:18 round 1 37:44 🌋: "it’s me, the filipino discord kitten" 37:48 📿: "hop off" 38:33 💬🌋: "if youre a discord kitten can you say nya?" 38:53 round 2 38:57 🦾: "setting up on a date with me mayhaps” 39:18 kill 11-12 40:12 round 3 40:36 kill 13 - headshot 41:37 🌋: "i need my discord sugar daddy to give me money to buy skins" 42:01 round 4 42:43 kill 14 44:19 round 5 45:53 round 6 45:58 🕹💬: "i cant believe nix is still doing that bit lolol" 46:26 kill 15-16 47:16 🦾: "this guy spends all his money on snipers and cant hit sh*t” 47:26 round 7 48:18 kill 17 49:09 round 8 50:44 round 9 52:51 round 10 53:24 kill 18 54:28 round 11 56:03 round 12 56:49 kill 19-20 57:27 9-3 curse! 57:50 shing shing sword 58:03 round 13 58:14 🦾: "thats me im the star" 59:33 🦾: "yeah shoot him in his b*lls that will work” 59:57 📿: "alright watch this, headshots only” 1:00:06 round 14 1:00:12 kill 21 - headshot 1:01:05 🦾 keeps pressing voice chat 1:01:27 round 15 1:02:05 kill 22 1:02:14 ❤‍🔥: “THE FU-” (mic peak) 1:02:32 kill 23-24 1:03:18 ❤‍🔥: “i dont like the na servers, i dont like the na servers anymore” 1:03:36 ❤‍🔥: “🦾 i will pay you money to hop off the na servers” 1:03:45 round 16 1:04:33 game 2 result - lost - 3:13 MVP 1:04:47 calculating total kills 1:05:17 📿: “do you guys wanna play swiftplay instead guys to make it easier?” 1:07:09 shouldve gotten one of the manesans to play with them 1:07:15 📿: 24 - 🦾: 17 - 🌋: 16 - ❤‍🔥: 15 1:07:33 describe what the game is about 1:07:43 🌋 version 1:08:37 ❤‍🔥: "i love guys" 1:08:54 ❤‍🔥 version 1:09:22 🦾 version 1:10:31 🦾: "planting, also known as mpreg" 1:11:50 explaining valo in all the languages they know! 1:12:05 filipino version by 🌋! 1:12:48 british version by 🦾! 1:12:48 game 3 - breeze - cypher 1:13:30 🦾: "name 10 languages" 1:14:23 ❤‍🔥’s stream died lmfao 1:14:38 round 1 1:15:15 📿: "rotating, spinning around, twirling 2x, piroutte" 1:16:06 ❤‍🔥 is at risk of batsu 1:16:28 round 2 1:17:22 kill 25 - headshot 1:18:20 round 3 1:19:40 round 4 1:19:54 kill 26 1:19:58 🦾 crashout 1:20:27 kill 27 - headshot 1:20:41 kill 28 - headshot 1:21:19 round 5 1:22:04 📿: "omg brighter than my future" 1:22:28 📿: "nom chomp nom chomp rawr" 1:22:47 ❤‍🔥: "everyone just wants to hear *pushup noises*" 1:23:00 round 6 1:23:18 🦾: "F*CKK" 1:24:01 fsp is a worldwide corporation 👍 1:24:22 🦾: "we are very spread, just like my cheeks!" + 📿: "and ❤‍🔥's legs" 1:24:31 round 7 1:25:30 kill 29 - headshot 1:26:10 ❤‍🔥 doesnt want to stream last game bc hes so pissed at himself 1:26:29 round 8 1:27:37 🦾: "now or never" 1:27:55 round 9 1:28:08 kill 30 1:29:00 🦾: "PICK UP A GUN" 1:29:33 ❤‍🔥: "im going to" + 🌋: "urinate." 1:29:39 round 10 1:29:42 ❤‍🔥: "youve gotta fister" + 📿: "fist her?" 1:29:55 ❤‍🔥: "i just spilt my drink all over- im wet!" + 📿: "that's hot" 1:30:21 🦾 normally plays on NA east - west virginia not west 1:30:55 📿: "gwardian meta again guys" 1:31:15 round 11 1:32:00 🦾: "what the FUAHHH" 1:32:11 ❤‍🔥: "next time i stream valorant im gonna do it on proper servers" + 🦾: "im never playing this game again" 1:32:23 ❤‍🔥: "we should go to like a pc-" 🦾: "we should go to marvel rivals good idea ❤‍🔥!" 1:32:34 round 12 1:32:50 kill 31 1:33:09 kill 32-33 1:33:33 🦾: "ok economony reset" 1:33:56 ❤‍🔥: "my massive" *crickets* 🌋: "dingaling" 1:34:10 round 13 1:34:44 kill 34 1:35:11 kill 35 - headshot 1:35:23 kill 36 - headshot (amazing flick) 1:35:35 ❤‍🔥: "do you need a new kitten" 1:36:00 round 14 1:37:08 ❤‍🔥: "you could just use me" 1:37:17 round 15 1:38:18 💬: "altus keep your other gun in your pocket please" 1:38:48 🦾: "imagine paying all that money on skins and you do that sh*t" 1:39:05 🦾: "i didnt eat breakfast chat, i apologize for my. temper." 1:39:38 round 16 1:39:47 kill 37 + 38 - headshot 1:41:34 game 3 result - loss - 3:13 MVP 1:41:37 🌋: "surely we're not gonna end stream on a losing note right?" 1:42:37 ❤‍🔥: "cuz obviously im gonna get an ace right now" 1:42:58 batsu discussion 1:43:20 🦾: "nooo he got 2, frfr ong" 1:43:42 🦾: "miao miao miao" (singing to bgm) 1:44:23 📿: 38 - ❤‍🔥: 25 - 🌋: 23 - 🦾: 19 1:45:07 ❤‍🔥: "can nix do david-kun?" 1:45:45 📿: "can you give us a sample of the first one?" (referring to david-kun copypasta) 1:46:52 📿: "uegh.... uegh...." 1:47:04 🦾: "this is comeback season baby, im not reading that sh*t" 1:47:17 BATSU: whoever has the least kills has to read the david-kun copypasta. 1:47:32 game 4 - split - cypher 1:47:50 📿: "i love split. in. ❤‍🔥's legs." 1:48:42 ❤‍🔥's 💬: "these edaters" 1:49:22 📿: "either i get a kill or get killed right here" 1:49:26 round 1 1:50:55 🦾: "manesan said yeah right bitch try better" 1:51:23 round 2 1:53:16 round 3 1:54:32 🦾: "ai caramba" 1:54:57 🦾: "you can ride shotgun with me anytime bbg" 1:55:21 round 4 1:55:57 kill 39-40 1:57:09 round 5 1:57:40 kill 41 1:58:21 ❤‍🔥: "who the heck is talking right now" 1:58:41 🦾: "meow." 1:58:43 round 6 2:00:19 🦾: "i thought it was busybee im sorry bbg" 2:00:31 round 7 2:02:17 round 8 2:02:45 kill 42 2:03:40 📿: "looks like the cyborg might be david-kun” 2:04:08 round 9 2:04:52 busybeeman disconnected :( 2:06:16 round 10 2:07:26 🦾: “one. damage.” 2:08:33 round 11 2:08:50 ❤‍🔥: “if i didnt have the lag, i couldve gotten my second freaking shot in” (mlem planning on giving testicular torsion to enemy) 2:09:45 kill 43 - headshot 2:10:11 ❤‍🔥: “🦾 is not 🦾 anymore he’s tafe” 2:10:22 ❤‍🔥: “kale-kun. can you do it in kale’s voice and switch out david with kale?” 2:10:32 round 12 2:11:12 📿: “oh sh*t!!” (❤‍🔥’s op kills) 2:11:22 📿: “believing so hard rn. theres only one thing harder than my belief right now” 2:11:49 (slight) malding 📿 when ❤‍🔥 sold his ace 2:12:36 ❤‍🔥: “my chat couldve gotten 5 kisses, oh well.” ❤‍🔥🦾📿: “too bad” 2:12:46 round 13 2:13:26 📿: “❤‍🔥 is popping off this game holy crap” 2:13:41 📿: “❤‍🔥 youre like so sexy rn” 2:13:55 ❤‍🔥 handicapped by his pc 2:14:21 round 14 2:15:49 round 15 - matchpoint 2:16:16 ❤‍🔥: “damn i did not know your game” + 🦾 yelling 2:17:21 game 4 results - lost - 2:13 2:17:27 ❤‍🔥: “but you know what i DONT have to try?” 2:18:18 saying goodbyes 2:18:30 📿: “next time we’ll do asia server” 2:18:43 🌋: “see ya david-kun!!” 📿: “byebye david-kun!!” 🦾: “stfu” final kills: ❤‍🔥: 44 - 📿: 43 - 🌋: 31 - 🦾: 25 2:19:02 zatsu screen 2:19:17 💬: “half of the stream was flirting” 2:19:29 📿: “it is hard playing with such high ping but i guess because im the down worldian im kinda used to having such high ping” 2:19:50 hasnt played valo in a long time 2:20:12 💬: “ranked stream soon?” 2:20:50 singapore servers - around 100 ping, the best ping possible 2:21:50 💬: “australia is just far from all servers” 2:22:36 📿: “id rather the other boys have less ping so theyre less tilted” 2:23:12 family toggle :D 2:23:27 ty dew for the cypher hat!! 2:24:11 ty kaikai for the spider asset…. save us 2:26:08 💬: “2.0 outfit reveal” 2:26:27 📿: “you adzenturers youre kinda limited to absorb only the power of one yokai” 2:27:17 💬: “would you like spider hands too?” 2:28:04 onimaru horror stream then menshi asmr stream tomorrow!! 2:28:55 flashbang warning 2:29:32 💬: “please warn us when you turn to discord light mode” 2:29:46 💬: “you without glasses seems so strange after getting so used to glasses” 2:30:08 kinda has the schedule already - less streams than usual/no double streams 2:31:47 next sat - menshi s2 tgcf 2:35:23 played a chillas art game before and got motion sickness 2:37:04 end screen k*lls: (43) 14:55 15:20 19:10 19:28 20:38 21:38 23:31 25:49 26:20 28:55 39:18 39:24 40:12 40:36 42:43 46:26 46:36 48:18 53:24 56:49 1:00:12 1:02:05 1:02:32 1:17:22 1:19:54 1:20:27 1:20:41 1:25:30 1:28:08 1:32:50 1:33:09 1:33:15 1:34:44 1:35:11 1:35:23 1:39:47 1:55:57 1:56:08 1:57:40 2:02:45 2:09:45

[@Hanamaru_Mee]

@@kamisaii OMG YOU'RE SO CRAZY WITH THIS TIMESTAMPS THANKS FOR YOUR HARD WORK

[@kamisaii]

@@Hanamaru_Mee

[@ZinniaOpal]

Weird i got this notif a minute ago i thoughg oni-sama is live lmao

[@xAnimelily16x]

Otsuuuuu! I wasn’t able to make the stream fully but what I was able to see was so fun and I hope you rest well after the chaos lol!

[@an5959]

Otsuu Oni! Thanks for the stream!! And for the chaotic collaboration!! I had such a good time, I laughed so much watching them play, it was so much fun!! Get some rest and see you in the next stream! 💙💙

[@klzyxcixen]

OtsuOni O v O7 crazy how everyone has red ping

[@heinadyy]

otsu oni!! thank you for the stream 💙💙 you did so great today, the stream was sooo funny and full of chaos ofc LOL but we enjoyed it so much!! see you later oniii rest well

[@vinegar_XD]

Otsu RAVAIS!!! Thank you so so much for the stream! the stream was so fucking funny and chaotic😭😭 kept wheezing throughout the vod lmfaoooo 😭😭😭 21:21 I was thinking “in this economy?” But I heard you. Yes you🫵