VALORANT: The Plot Armor

[@somerandomguyyounevermet2117]

With titles like those, we're one step closer to confirming that in fact Essie has been the protagonist of this harem anime the entire time

[@stahpg5430]

“Wait Essie is the Protagonist?” “Always has been”

[@dumoneyyy]

She's perfect

[@hamburgersandwich4273]

We need to know who is the tsundere

[@lokiisbae3465]

Hamburger Sandwich twobold i would assume

[@praevidens]

But isn't the title meant for Phish? He's the one pulling off crazy shit without dying cuz of *P L O T A R M O R*

[@ricardomalaquias6116]

1:24 Phish and Yee plant in A: My mind: "GUYS! GO A!" "HE HAS A PLAN!"

[@renderscott]

Phihihishh give me the spiiike

[@justwantingtomakepeoplesmile]

WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS AT A!!

[@alittlebirdi]

That "OH MY GOD!" at 0:55 was so real lmao.

[@renderscott]

True XD

[@kritidulal1116]

omggg

[@DaRealTem1]

Sorry I’m late but that’s what all valorant agents yell when the spike explodes

[@ceaqq]

@@DaRealTem1 that wasn’t from one of the agents...

[@DaRealTem1]

@@ceaqq i know that buts that what all of them probably yell

[@salt4147]

Yee recognising his own lack of plot armour hints at the rumoured “Yee’s Death” arc later on in the season. Hopefully the writers of this show gives him a proper sendoff this time around rather than having him be forgotten like SciFri.

[@bradysmith813]

And slickery

[@andrewkassarjian6280]

@@bradysmith813 no he left the show due to budget complaints he comes back every now and then but his role in the show has been replaced by bazza gazza

[@siricecream9867]

Flinko too

[@smiddy7555]

Your pfp disturbs me

[@Drewsta]

On this episode of Salty Phish ANKO S5E6, it's a filler episode, Phish nearly kills an extra, the running joke of the ghoOoOoOst starts, the episode is sponsored by U-Haul, Phish can't die due to P L O T A R M O R, the gang clowns on a Phoenix to show their power levels, P L O T A R M O R!!!, Essie is revealed to be four-eign, that poor Phoenix, Lewis' allergy is revealed, Lewis tries out for Phish's role in the show (and does great), LIMBO BREAK, and Phish goes on a rampage on set with his golden gun. Tune in next week on Salty Phish ANKO S5E7

[@camh7204]

SPOILERS WTF

[@thatsunfortunate8785]

Ok Boomer lmao

[@trapunderling7831]

Drewsta328 thank you for a whole summary on the video!

[@Woagling]

Wait were you the same guy who did this last video?

[@Drewsta]

Woagling I’ve been doing it for the past few videos, yeah

[@purpleskittlzz5040]

6:25 this man just got Market Gardened in Valorant

[@alvanschmitz947]

"You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!" - Soldier TF2

[@StarKiller98K]

I deadass said the same thing.

[@juliangeez1852]

Welp at least we know we can do a Trolldier as Raze

[@Nick-nh4nf]

lol

[@quigzahhutt]

7:14 THIS IS BY FAR THE GREATEST CLIP IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[@DenomicFire]

He is fluent in French I think

[@aidenkheelrowe4817]

What is he saying???

[@attackbrains2095]

Blue Tuna he’s italian

[@6235river]

@@attackbrains2095 yeah but that clip sounds like he's speaking french

[@carmacksanderson3937]

@@6235river Then it's possible he was speaking Neapolitan? Honestly unsure

[@lukebriones8630]

11:18 "Do we go A or B?" When that was said, I expected someone to say to go towards "AMC's The Walking Dead premiering every Sunday at 7PM". lol

[@ratchetron_]

0:44 I see he now likes playing hanzo. Such great character development!

[@TheMasterKrook]

7:42 is probably my greatest moment as a sage

[@GriseWeisshark]

What's going on in that part?

[@DenomicFire]

Grise Blacolar he used his ultimate ability at the very end of the round on purpose

[@discipl1n3]

8:53 Joseph Joestar predicting what his enemy’s will say next colourized

[@xxdanklord420x_x5]

Soooo true

[@Sir_Bucket]

11:21 "sector is clear" 11:23 "Not clear! Not clear!"

[@danyf7429]

"I play overwatch for the quicker queue times" *Me, a gold player that has 5 min queue for DPS, 2 minute for healer and 30 seconds queue for tank* Aint that right

[@AyushSingh-ky8ix]

hey phish. how’s my favorite hanzo main?

[@yui5806]

Oh that's cold

[@dabush.]

Oh that’s gonna trigger him lmao

[@secret_8036]

Get this man up to trigger phish

[@chrishq1309]

Dude you’re gonna get banned from here

[@Kitty-wq3qe]

Cyber bullying is not ok

[@hyperhelix6930]

I think we need to take the time to appreciate the fact that phish consistently comes through with 2 videos a week fully edited with text. That takes a lot of work and effort

[@zerocooltakeover9382]

so many people take subtitles for granted but it's really time consuming to do it

[@nani7610]

Yee at 2000% power like “but you save money” 2000% power later “oh wait your right”

[@NoName-sv9vc]

0:55 He was yelling like a real bomb is going to go off

[@catato6568]

That thumbnail is a quote from Lucio "so good it's scary" y'all fear Phish's power in photoshop and SFM

[@aidenkheelrowe4817]

WHAT IS TWOBOLD SAYING D:

[@aidenl5944]

10:51 I guess he really did become a golden gun hanzo

[@spam2680]

Ten seconds in and I died laughing at the "AYAYAYA"

[@Timothy-fe9ne]

SAME

[@jameswroth6314]

2:13 my fav clip. Short but sweet.

[@B0TFrosty]

These Valorant videos are pretty lit, keep up the good work phish

[@theintrovert5960]

Legends say that to this day Phoenix still doesn’t have enough time to defuse

[@TeriyakiOnline]

5:44 The new Angry Birds sequel.

[@kaptainflare]

I love your valorant content, ive watched all of the vids like 10 times over please keep it up i love the content so much!

[@samviner95]

Yee is my new favorite part of the saltyphish crew XD

[@sebulant]

slickery

[@tokoyz_2415]

Yes

[@SnekkySnek]

Thats controversial

[@Billy_The_Frog]

saltyphish 2

[@wim_theman984]

Perhaps

[@DenomicFire]

Ok

[@bleach9323]

the best part was watching Phish make the thumbnail at TWITCH.TV/SALTYPHISH

[@blucaliburn]

1:37 phish didnt realize that this ult is similair to hanzo ult

[@newusername6228]

This is the best hour ever, like all the high quality youtubers are uploading

[@tariqshort4025]

1:58 that wooo killed me 😂

[@lyrinchlynch7515]

0:22 look at that 2 mags HAHAHA

[@jonahwillis2781]

Salty Phish, I just wanna say, I've been watching you since your old TF2 videos. You've improved so much and have been a constant source of joy and inspiration in my life as I grew up w/ your content. Great Vids as always! ♥️😁👍

[@uhh12131]

00:18 where is this beat from? I knew it exited but never it's origin :o

[@EuphCat-j8s]

I remember it on 2002 world cup cheering - kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIfQaYF9mreao5Y - can't tell if it existed before.

[@assertedone7363]

It's from I'm on top of the world

[@thatanimeguy6330]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKbMdYRvpKeneqM

[@cee_ves]

That Phoenix is still in therapy for that one game Well done salty

[@darwinaguilero3175]

Yoooo it’s one of my favorite youtubers. You keep me going man, your videos are great.

[@luxraydarkrai]

7:13 that's just peak comedy right there

[@akiimii]

Omg its back Ive been watching the playlist again and again for the last 2 weeks

[@DiminutiveJerry]

RIP old judge, bucky is my friend now

[@Magical2g2]

Thanks for uploading phish I loved the editing on today's vid you always kill it

[@geo4424]

Sova's ult arrows look like bright glowing q tips

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

Yee is me in spirit

[@CleverCover05]

He's really nice with his aim. Liked the golden gun clip.

[@shootymcshooter8756]

Let’s go another fire Valorant post from Phish and co!

[@jackdengler2230]

Just so ya know the call out on bind is actually U hall referring to the hall that is shaped like a U. Not the truck. Common misconception. The truck is just called truck

[@CheesyError404]

10:38Damn didnt know they added an R8

[@sarudev]

2:21 "tengo un vándalo"

[@chunkymonkey4178]

Salty phish episode on my birthday. Now this is epic

[@blub7146]

6:26 ahh yes, a troldier in valorant

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

I feel like one of you should have yelled "The plot armour thickens"

[@DenomicFire]

When are we going to get more TTT?

[@reeetto]

Finally I can learn Spanish from Mr. Philippe with the help of his subtitles

[@finnegankilcoyne1950]

6:25 is true valorant market gardening

[@highvoltage3204]

6:26 he just did the market garden thing from team fortress 2

[@Ynknohoshizora]

"Bad Luck Phoenix" BLb(bad luck bryan) "Who are you?" BLP(bad luck Phoenix) "I'm you but younger"

[@joeyconsular1121]

7:34 sounded like wardell was laughing

[@Alex-mrt2]

The guy that screams “OH MY GOD” kills me everytine

[@A-MuhammadDaryMusyaffa]

That market gardening raze was so sick

[@comahoney757]

6:24 The market garden is real

[@CloudChrous]

Yee's plot armor was not thick enough

[@softballdemon-et3su]

what a cursed thumbnail.

[@KorianBossMonster]

What a normie, still playing Valorant, all the cool kids play Pac-Man now

[@SaiKisaragi]

Thanks, now I'mma go play pac-man world 1 again.

[@DenomicFire]

Screw Pac-Man Me and the boys only play Fortnite - No one ever

[@thomasway0320]

Wdym? I’m playing Pong right now.

[@assertedone7363]

Bruh get with the times I'm literally playing wheel and stick 😂

[@Smoggy6364]

Blue Tuna Only real boys play stw, and stick with it, despite its current state

[@Justanotherpyromain]

6:30 mans straight market gardened him

[@oniemployee3437]

The death animations in this game just make me think of "bruh". Like, not even screams of pain or agony or anything. Just the idea of someone getting domed by a .308 and saying "bruh" as the hit the ground.

[@ruidurao5889]

I laughed sooooooo much at these..... There, subscribed. Hugs from Mozambique

[@iangrote4688]

YES I NEED MORE VALORANT

[@willb9964]

The synchronised shooting at the beginning 😂

[@dis-astronaught6766]

Phish has the most contagious laugh I swear xD

[@dextermaxhd8347]

I mainly watch for the outro, the rest of the videos is just extra goodness.

[@itxkatrina]

AHA THE POOR PHEONIX! Just found this channel and it's AMAZING

[@yamonous]

yee is probably my favorite character in Salty Phish and Co.'s Bizarre Adventure, sorry

[@mr.creamy1012]

unleash your inner hanzo main

[@Moreel4.]

Is no one gonna acknowledge the fact that Phish dropped more than one mag when he reloaded 0:21

[@nukesender]

I love phish’s Valorant content

[@vitozd2001]

I really love your Valorant Videos!

[@lukh8713]

10:50 god thats the hunter super for Destiny 2

[@Daniel-is1dz]

trueeeeeeeeeeeee

[@TokenWiteGuy]

They didn’t expect the Peppega inquisition

[@BEETSSOLO]

Yo, that axe kill was hella smooth.

[@cast5857]

Love seeing the thumbnail me and chat saw design on stream

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

1:15 i must've not been paying attention AT ALL to the patches because i've played since beta and i really don't remember there not being a box there

[@mikailre5959]

I feel his editing skills is getting better and better

[@mrpineapplecc5342]

6:26 cool there are trollgers in valorant too

[@rebootmist]

I love how Phish hates Hanzo but he plays budget Hanzo

[@starr9834]

I feel so bad for the pheonix always running out of defusing time.

[@Zaddahar]

Enemy phoenix be like: on the outside i skrrt skrrt But on the inside i hurt hurt

[@marklaube1590]

that, my friends is probably the first market garden in valorant. As a TF2 player i am impressed.

[@miss-sagemoon]

Yee doesn't have plot armor, he has plot magnet

[@asternujeerallee2109]

I love how phish is playing the Hanzo of Valorent

[@stormdrainstormdrain]

Phish turns into Yee when he plays Valorant

[@MegalodonKing99]

i am still addicted to his outro

[@crangejo]

This video's Lobster Dog is above the Diamond Sword

[@pixelplop.]

“B’s clear” *instantly dies*

[@neth9354]

lmao the phoenix i was dyinggg 😂

[@SouthpawDG]

All of the people there for the stream (including me): “Do not cite the magic to me witch for I was there when it was written”

[@Dapin.]

The world is just an anime. Phish is a side character but this is his filler mini arc so he's unstoppable and the main character of the world is Queen Elizabeth because she's immortal

[@Josh-nm2rc]

im just here to comment that the person doing the spanish closed captions is doing one hell of a job

[@ElMrSuave]

Holy that foreign joke killed me

[@coopermountjoy8931]

I can see the phish’s thumbnail game has gotten stronger.

[@Dniswzrd]

The holden gun is just the desert eagle but futuristic

[@sherlockhoma9082]

Saw it on stream and now on KZbin. Keep up the awesome content