The Vasectomy: Decker Edition

The special ingredient for this year’s Vasectomy is Reluctance. Happy Father's Day.
www.aviationgin.com/

[@pavelmedbery3055]

I wouldn't be surprised if we get another ad similar to this but it is just Ryan Reynolds at the vasectomy office and Blake Lively is just there mixing up a cocktail talking to the camera.

[@randomsimpsonsquotes6033]

After a painful and marathon event like a vasectomy, Ryan will be bed bound for months.

[@uggZymoroon]

font give him ideas

[@randomsimpsonsquotes6033]

@Don't Read My Profile Picture absolutely nobody cares

[@igorschmidlapp6987]

@@randomsimpsonsquotes6033 Makes me think of the dog in Van Wilder... put me off eating eclairs for life... ;-P

[@randomsimpsonsquotes6033]

@Igor Schmidlapp bit you'd had them before.... right? (Love that low key roast in that film) 😆

[@johnrobichaud1983]

Ryan's channel is advertisement disguised as comedic entertainment and I am here for all of it

[@bufanda]

The only ads I enjoy to watch and I don’t try to skip on this platform.

[@gilbertjacobs3705]

best type of advertisements.

[@mr.absolute8556]

@DontReadMyProfilePicture.25 ok

[@stacyh8056]

They are not disguised. Very clearly ads, just done right. Sell me more stuff, baby.

[@swr1240]

All forms of comedy and entertainment are advertisements.

[@discombubulate2256]

as someone who has had a vasectomy and had his partner tell him that she was pregnant then tried to get child support out of me when the kid was born. i will always remember the look on her face when my lawyer told her about my little snip. good times :)

[@imisstoronto3121]

they can fail.

[@timechanger6679]

Honestly I love this. Bitch got what she deserved and I’m all for it 😂

[@deedrole5296]

a DNA test would have sorted that straight out.

[@Elphaba1952]

Vasectomies fail... without a DNA test to prove otherwise, the child might be yours... but you be you...

[@patrickd9551]

@@imisstoronto3121 Yes, highly unlikely. There is a 1 in 300 chance of reversal in the first few months. That is why you need to have your semen tested after a few months, which is (at least here) part of the package deal. Once you get beyond that point chances on reversal are very very slim. Besides that, most urologists recommend the double method, both removing a part of the tube and looping it. Reducing chances even more. But in this instance, the woman in question would have doubled back on her story after hearing about the vasectomy. If she was faithfull, she would have demanded a DNA test when the lawyer told about the snippy part.

[@CarmenVallone]

Shout out to whoever edited the sound in this. So good! So crisp... Makes me want to drink.

[@jpwoelfling]

Ryan is a marketing Genius! These are so funny

[@Capitaine.Albator]

Only Ryan can make me watch ads voluntary 😂👍🏻✌🏻🇨🇦

[@kruegerpoolthe13th]

I like how he shows up Takes the bottle And refuses to elaborate further

[@kikikz8608]

Have a nice day everyone!!

[@danheward5799]

Yay more Ryan

[@MahlenMorris]

Thank you, sound designer for this ad.

[@GlenNewsome]

I had one on a Friday in 2015. Spent a weekend on the couch with ice packs, taking Advil and watching Netflix. Went to work on Monday. Easy peasey.

[@fonkenful]

Glen, wait til you need a prostate biopsy.

[@zierlyn]

I got one. No needle, no scalpel, just topical anesthetic. In and out of the clinic in less than an hour (though you're not supposed to drive yourself home). Kept an ice pack on the groin for the next couple days, which honestly during the summer is kinda nice. Oops-free for 6 years and counting.

[@Player420_]

I'm planning to have my vasectomy, after the recovery, it's everything back to normal? The balls gets more sensitive or any other side effect?

[@jsilbern8973]

I first read "oops free for 6 kids and counting" lol.

[@DMJoeBing]

​@Player420_ less sensitive to hits in my experience, but just as sensitive to actual touch. After you "clear your system" (post-op ejaculations), my semen was thinner in consistency, sometimes almost like water. But that could just be diet-related, as now, over 10+ years later, it's thickened back up. The odds of Spontaneous Regeneration after 10 years are so astronomical, I'm not concerned about that (if mine regen now, I'm fucking Deadpool). The odds drop significantly after 1 year. Definitely go to your post-op checks for that. The worst part is after the anesthetic wears off. Have frozen bags of peas ready and something for pain (if they give you something). Otherwise no serious side effects here. Good luck! Enjoy 3 days of lying in bed (you aren't supposed to get up and do anything on your own).

[@zierlyn]

Joe's account of it is pretty accurate. No sex for a week, don't fully trust that the pipes are clean until the follow-up. At most I was uncomfortable for a while for the next week or so, but after like a month everything was back to normal. If anything, I became MORE interested in sex afterwards because there was never any fear of accidents, and no more need for condoms.

[@iowafarmboy]

I have heard that labeto goes down, anyone experience that?

[@dgminner]

I had my vasectomy over 25 years ago. I am glad I was told to get it done

[@Weapon_20_X]

Ryan Renolds is great at advertising. He knows people want to see him in bits just like this, lol. I love it!

[@TM-nu2iz]

Once again a great video from the one and only Ryan Reynolds

[@AkumakoCross]

Back in college, a friend told me about their family’s tradition of the husbands getting a vasectomy when the couple/his wife decided they were done having kids, rather than make their wife get a hysterectomy (or other permanent methods). Once they’d had the procedure, they got to put their name down in a signature book with everyone else who had done it. They were quite proud of this tradition, and I think it should become more common.

[@limitlesssky3050]

That's because female became impotent after reaching menopause which is about 50, so don't need any procedure.

[@moazzhussain6720]

This ensure that if the wife becomes pregnant after the husband's vasectomy being public knowledge then she is definitely cheating.

[@tetianadonets9095]

@@limitlesssky3050 many women have a late menopause, so still a worthy procedure. Also 50 is usually about 10 years after people are done having kids. 10 years of condoms or birthcontrol vs a 15 min procedure? pffff

[@salimalbitar]

NO!

[@moazzhussain6720]

@@salimalbitar It's a safe bet if you want to go around fucking anyone you want without worrying about being responsible for child care. Also, it makes sure that if you have a wife who becomes pregnant after your vasectomy then you will know she has cheated on you. In my humble opinion, both husband and wife should become infertile after they have reached the desired number of kids.

[@1Annoying_Bitch]

Happy fatherless day to all my fellow fatherless people

[@geertcrommentuijn]

Can say from personal experience. Just do it if you are done having kids.

[@MrBoop4345]

Vasectomy is the best thing I ever did. All the benefits and none of the consequences.

[@Jarod1941]

In and out of the doctor's procedure room in 13 minutes (my wife timed it). The nurse and I were joking the entire time. One stitch and I was "Adios doc!" Home, blue balls. ice pack. No biggie. The one stitch fell out at 10pm. Drive myself to the ER, got fixed, home to watch another movie before bed. Day 2 was a bit swollen but no concern. "Tighty whities" were no problem. Point being: IT'S AN EASY MINOR INCONVENIENCE vs a painfil surgery for a woman. As Nike says: Just Do It To add to other comments about ejaculate being clear like water/not white after vasectomy: there's little literature on it (strangely) but it's normal. I've had three Drs tell me it's due to the lack of sperm because sperm is white. Whatever the reason, it's normal. Dont sweat it.

[@ililililililililliil]

Nah buddy, it’s not normal. To damage a part of yourself, you are too far gone. Body modifications of any sort, tattoos, to degrade yourself to the level of permanently altering your body, you should sit in silence and grieve your poor choices. No excuse in the world to remove a part of your body unless you had a cancer growth. No amount of Therapy will help you realize what you just did to yourself, goes to show how desperate guys are for woman attention

[@CedricBassman]

If it's your decision, yes just do it. If the Wife insits on it but you don't want to, don't do it.

[@ghandimauler]

If it goes well. My godson's dad got his done and he had massive swelling for 4 days, hugged up with the bag frozen peas. As someone who had service commitments, he was cheesed because the odds of serious side effects were low to the point where it wasn't really discussed. Just realize you may be out longer than you think. I've also known these procedures to be done and not do what it was supposed to for the rest of a person's life. I've known two people for whom it worked for years, then worked again and they ended up with a late life unexpected child. Is it safe? Mostly.

[@iSTEFIXi]

hey honey look we have a kid great il go get a vasectomy so we dont have more later there was a aciddent there kid died and there bloodline died too because of the vasectomy or she cheated on him he got a vasectomy found out the baby isnt his and killed his own bloodline

[@17arando]

​@@ghandimauler The oopsie risk is different depending on how they do it and unfortunately they don't tend to distinguish between them because all of them are low. For best results, (although least reversibility) the method you want is cut section, cauterize, and bury in tissue. That pretty much takes an act of God to fail. To be fair though, vasectomies of all types, even clamps, have pretty much the lowest failure rate. Far more likely to have an unexpected child on the pill. The extra healing time one is a bit odd. It's a very topical thing and nowadays the incision is so small they don't even need a stitch, just a tiny bandaid. Maybe a reaction to the numbing shot? Hmm

[@l7weenie273]

Props to the editor. The sound effects are amazing 🙂

[@gp2774]

As someone who recently got one...and someone that learned lidocaine stops working for him after the first dose. The procedure was super easy and not an issue on the first side. The second one, well I felt the incision, the clamps, the cutting and tugging. But still would do it again. Maybe I am insane.

[@korpakukac]

Guess you found a new kink

[@emmittjaydelong]

He's in like 4s and I'm still watching them. The man is GOAT.

[@HeisenbergFam]

"something my husband has refused to get, so im taking matters into my own hand" She is the type of girl he tells you not to worry about

[@valipolarbear5773]

We have the same algorithm dude ,a little bit of everything 😅

[@CharlieTheNerd91]

You are under all the videos I watch lol so many different creators

[@CharlieTheNerd91]

@@valipolarbear5773 My thoughts exactly, I keep seeing this dude XD

[@TomSedgman]

It’s one week after my vasectomy and I can confirm it’s nothing more than a mild ache. Unless you go cycling or jogging up and down the stairs. Time to go buy some cranberry juice.

[@82guitarman]

One of the best decisions I’ve ever made! Drink sounds good too!

[@jonbowles7480]

Priceless!!

[@CappuccinoLife]

One more of this one pls, thanks!

[@4biz]

HAHAHA.''FREAKING'' LOVED THIS.BRAVO RYAN.

[@BO-dc4xg]

This is one surgery I highly recommend you get referrals on. Mine went great, afterwards took a couple Advil for a few days and a pack of frozen peas for a few hours afterwards and laid low for about a week, …at the time I climbed trees (arborist) so rope and harness type work, needed to be sure I was completely healed before doing any climbing. Thankfully had no problems! Blessings Not a drinker so haven’t tried the drink, but enjoy the commercials!

[@Tantejuju65]

Very cute! Hi from Minnesota

[@Chartel77]

Oh brilliant thank you for making my day 🌹❤️😂😂😂😂

[@projectnatal11]

I can just feel Ryan's clever writing behind every word. Or I am just dead wrong

[@Shadoweclipse1386]

Happy to see some Betty Buzz love! Their ginger beer is easily my favorite ginger beer ever!!

[@deathbevo]

Wait. It's even better than Bundaberg's ginger beer? That's a tall order.

[@Shadoweclipse1386]

@@deathbevo I'm not generally a fan of ginger beer or ginger ales, so I'm not sure if I've ever tried Bunderberg, but it's very very good.

[@MizLaur]

First medical procedure to have an official alcoholic drink! 🎉😂

[@princessmanner1]

Clearly you've never had a colonoscopy

[@MizLaur]

@@princessmanner1 You’re absolutely right; reply has been edited!

[@Owl_Space]

I like that she's so perky and just a little bit threatening.

[@AussieVet]

Wow that's way better than the one I had !!!

[@Bee_Bill287]

That looks fantastic gotta give that a try.. the drink that is...

[@tristanmace9303]

Quick. Not painless

[@mamawnamidreviews9978]

But not like giving birth, neither quick or painless. Plus, we usually do it more than once.🤔 Either way, enjoy the gin!

[@GWAForUTBE]

Ryan you are the writer of writers. Truly gifted with just the right amount of dementia.

[@jamesc7894]

After drinking that, you wake up a different man.

[@harreetteB477]

Ryan Reynolds humor is fabulous!

[@Nobody_Here_Except-Us_Ghosts]

Alfred Hitchcock couldn't have directed this better, the snip at the end left me somewhat emotionally scarred for life :)

[@RedDevil_Joe]

No idea who they are but Ryan needs to do this joke every year 😂

[@kevinschultz6091]

Yeah, had to look these up - she's a Country Music singer, he's her (retired American football player) husband who has played for the Broncos, the Jets, and the Titans. They have 3 kids.

[@gyongyiszatmari37]

​@@kevinschultz6091thanks!

[@AlbertaGeek]

@@kevinschultz6091 So you're saying the husband can't keep a job.

[@kevinschultz6091]

@@AlbertaGeek - eh, I don't follow Gridiron Football specifically, but my understanding is that 10 years is a pretty good career in the NFL. According to the interwebz, the average NFL career is 3.3 years, and he managed that with 3 separate teams. So, he was definately "above average" material; a solid B-lister (nothing wrong with that in high-end professional sports) probably in the layer just beneath the actual name-brand superstars.

[@AlbertaGeek]

@@kevinschultz6091 Bet you're fun at parties.

[@White_devil1980]

I got mine on valentine day 2012 and the wife got to watch 🥰🥳

[@SoliRhymesWithJulie]

Why can't commercials on actual TV be this good.

[@constantdvdcollector]

Nice cinematography for this and the other vasectomy ads. This ad made me wince a couple of times in considerable pain, especially when she snipped the extra piece off the orange peel. That makes me wince!

[@Rankbaajin]

I've had 8, absolutely hammered

[@cmorris9494]

Kids, the medical procedure or the drink?

[@mattreynolds981]

Lol love them!

[@archwolf3835]

Me watching this after getting one last Friday

[@davidcovington901]

Um ... you're going to need 2, total.

[@socalhockey72]

I got mine at the request of my wife. They made me take a pre-surgery class that scared the crap out of me. But the surgery itself went fine. I was in and out in an hour or two. My wife even gave me a balloon that said "Snip Snip Hooray." The real fun came the next morning when the hospital called to tell me that our counties first documented case of COVID had showed up in the same area of the hospital that I'd been in the night before. At the time, that was a little alarming. Made it more memorable I guess.

[@LadyLeomon]

If this man recommends a drink I’ll buy it for as many occasions as I need to 😎😎😎 Always a Fan Mr Reynolds (and Mrs Reynolds) and go hug your furbabies all 💙🐱💙

[@fonkenful]

Fondly remember snuggling up with a bag of frozen peas for the first day or so - but that was so last century, there surely must be a less invasive technique these days? That one little little snip per side was child’s play compare to the prostate biopsy. “You’ll notice a little blood for a while” 😮

[@dannyyandall9311]

omg this is brillant

[@17arando]

Had mine done at 28. (No kids, Planned Parenthood does them for anyone without unnecessary hoops unlike most doctors) My only regret is not getting it sooner. If I hadn't been awake the whole time, I'd have no way of knowing I had it at all. Vs women I've been with, hormonal birth control side effects can range from annoying to awful and are damn near universal.

[@michael3625]

Each time they show the drink, its a different one, and it seems the portions change, if you watch the coloring of the drink. It goes from slight pink, to red hue, then straight to blood red.

[@dharmeshyadav4009]

Bottle reminds me of Red notice movie

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Good idea.

[@tomaszborowski685]

We love you Ryan Reynolds 😊

[@imisstoronto3121]

I will watch any ad with RR in it. Over and over. Watch me.

[@piratepress6958]

I've thought she was gorgeous since her "Wanted" song came out way back in 2009!

[@FUTMATE]

Where are these ads when I’m raging at 30 seconds ads on KZbin

[@retrojake228]

Listen mine was extremely painful during and after. Maybe my body has a higher tolerance to pain meds and I needed more but danggggggg it hurt.

[@Smt37]

Can’t even find your aviation anywhere around my area. But I’m in the middle of the US, so pander to the coasts, or maybe it’s just not that good. Try Hendricks Gin, and you’ll never be disappointed or try another again. ✌🏻

[@jenna_tolls]

I grew up in a house a block away from the just friends house, in moose jaw, kinda neat

[@salimalbitar]

that snip at the end looked scary! 😥

[@Chunda8]

Best thing I ever did, you're welcome world. My free time belongs to me and I can do whatever I want with it, no regrets ever. Painless, inexpensive, fast recovery and really took my relationship to the next level. I got it done as soon as the doc would do it, most don't seem to want to do the operation before the age of 29. He said it is reversible, I said he would not be seeing me again. I have a bad feeling that your average man is only a little bit smarter than an adult Border Collie and this has been my experience. Kind of a raw deal for most women.

[@gregorybatz7297]

Thank you for not reproducing. My six children thank you, also. 😎

[@AbbieeTube]

Yes, I second the notion. Thank you for not reproducing. The world already has enough beta males.

[@jeebugorn]

maybe it was cause mine was done by an Army doctor, but it was surgery itself was painful and the recovery was...unpleasant. but yes, still easier than a hysterectomy or tubal ligation for my (now ex)-wife.

[@MR-ly4xt]

I really want to try this drink! 🍸 ❤

[@OraC6666]

Good name for gin because it all tastes like aviation fuel.

[@TheKnitch]

Yup. Because a vasectomy is way easier than pushing an elephant thru a keyhole. Lol

[@ApolloXL5]

At first, I could have sworn it said 'Dexter edition' and I thought, oh, that's going to be bloody. XD

[@chaba.abir.Cleopatre31]

Respect from Algérien 🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍🇩🇿😍😍

[@duhovnik]

These advertisements make want to do a shift in my career, i want to become an alcoholician now!

[@WisperTheWolf025]

Ryan, it it true that the release for Deadpool 3 has been moved to May 3rd?

[@Blitc8122]

❤

[@wingman-1977]

Did Ryan write the monologue for this?

[@nagyovatimea5509]

Could someone help me please? Who were these people in this video? I know I should know them but I don't know yet

[@OnkarNath91]

So for Vasectomy, do I have to visit my local bar or my doctor ?

[@JemHawkes]

Perfectly delivered ...

[@shadowwbender]

another one bites the dust

[@naebalvas]

Hell nah, not drinking that xD

[@LoLifeIsForever-hl2nm]

@Ryan Reynolds: I love the vid; great product placement! May we please have Deadpool 3 NOW, please??

[@germains79]

Y'all so crazy!🤣

[@badbiker666]

Ryan Reynolds bought an unspecified minority stake in Aviation Gin in 2018. In 2020, the brand was sold to a company called Diageo in a deal in which they acquired the majority owner, Davos Brands. It is unknown if Reynold sold his portion, what that portion may be, or how much his interest is worth. The fact that he continues to advertise for the brand indicates that he does still have a stake in it. Other alcohol brands owned by Diageo are: • Johnnie Walker • Tanqueray • Smirnoff • Guinness • Bailey's • Canadian Crown Royal • Captain Morgan • Don Julio

[@spartanx169x]

I'm pretty sure you can search online and find out how much money Ryan has made on the deal and what his involvement in it still is. I can't remember the amount, but it was staggering, like 10s of millions of dollars, possibly 100s of millions. All total with his endeavors, He has made money than he could ever spend. He could have multiple movies failures and not be financially hurt by it. To his credit, He is a lot more financially literate that Johnny Depp and Nicolas Cage.

[@WelcometoTheDollars]

Hey Ryan Reynolds are you going to give us an update on Deadpool 3 on your next video. I just finished watching a video saying we won't be getting Deadpool 3 or any marvel movies until 2037 so I just wanted to get clarification from the man Deadpool himself on what is really happening with the Deadpool vs wolverine movie. Love you Deadpool!

[@waberoid]

I would try this but my dad hates gin. I enjoy it some times

[@MaestroGrey]

The procedure is painless. Then the anethesia wears off and it feels like you've be hit in the nuts for a few days.

[@c.a.g.7707]

Ryan Reynolds almost makes me want to drink alcohol.

[@therealmfwic9503]

He needs to have Nick Cannon doing this commercial.

[@randysmith4707]

Nick Cannon did it last year...

[@therealmfwic9503]

@@randysmith4707 not from what I’ve read. People suggested it but he hasn’t done it

[@randysmith4707]

@@therealmfwic9503 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j362hqKfiZWYnKM

[@controversialtalks]

meant to be a gin commercial but I ended up ordering a 6 pack of betty buzz tonic lol

[@Cartoonylol]

Yessir

[@gilledgar2243]

The op to get the vasectomi was a cakewalk. The anesthesia shots before? They... were not fun.

[@pesky716]

Such a hot sting.

[@DMJoeBing]

I can't recall if the anesthesia or post-op after it wore off was worse. That pain from belly button to asshole the day after was intense. Could've rode a Harley home, but once that wore off, it was worse than any kick to the balls ever. BUT...the bags of frozen peas helped, and it was 3 days straight in bed playing Arkham Asylum (yeah, that's how long ago it was), plus a lifetime of no worries about any more kids, and not having my wife side effects of birth control. Totally worth it. Another upshot: any shot to the balls doesn't hurt nearly as bad as before.

[@gilledgar2243]

@@DMJoeBing I went to work the day after. That was not smart. /decorator.

[@gilledgar2243]

It is totally worth it. Partners not having to take pills (that could kill them if they are unlucky), or getting pregnant (that could kill them if unlucky). So yes. So so worth it

[@DMJoeBing]

@Gill Edgar oof! I wasn't moving after the anesthetic wore off. Going to work the next day? Nope!

[@cranefamily]

Ryan any chance on your next trip to the UK you could drop a bottle in the Royal Mail post happy to Pay Pal your the cost , think this would be the only way to get a bottle and to stop having all these kids thanks in advance, also watched some video's not sure should the tonic go in first or last for the best experience ?

[@AkPK369]

father's day

[@lucaswhite12]

Do they work?

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

Maybe you should have a Doctor helping you with this Highly Risky Procedure, Best Ads in 40 Years.

[@randytravis3998]

don't think Ice was needed it was cold enough .. LOL 🤣

[@autisticcommando86]

I am jealous of Ryan's resources for these jokes. So many flow through my head, and I need to find a way to afford them (then cash in).

[@lasbrujazz]

So, are these ads for vasectomy or gin?