VANDERMESS RULES | Tom Sandoval MISSING While Vicky & Kyle Chain Come For Billie Lee |

[@eirule2530]

1- The juiciest VPR stuff happens off the show 2- All these clowns fighting over the biggest clown of all 3- OG VPR cast member, Katie, had a terrible accident and tbi, and she never uses it as an excuse and no one, including her ex, ever cuts her any slack 4- Joleen, you are the best! (Expecially)

[@karencue7703]

#3 is an excellent point! I always forget about her accident

[@chicphysique1]

And I truly believe much of Katie’s negative acting out and depression was the fall

[@aquariusashley94]

That is true. Katie was in a terrible accident, and everyone treated her like crap.

[@AmandaJohn-k5m]

@@chicphysique1It was often a reaction to the abuse she suffered. He would mumble mean shit, she would react and then he gaslit her into thinking she was the problem, when truth is, she would not have been upset if he wasn’t such a prick in the first place! I’m so glad she got away. Her glow up and his appearance post divorce speaks volumes, as to who the real problem always was.

[@thort531]

What terrible accident?

[@Sunshine134_]

When I’m walking around the house, listening to Jolene cracking up my kids always know who I’m listening to! 😂😂😂

[@JoleenLunzer]

I love that!!! 🤍🤍

[@vcoyne8231]

My kids sing the starting song with me 😂

[@lillynomad7377]

Same here. I wear earbuds when I do my household chores. Hubby thinks I have lost my mind when he hears me chuckling to myself. lol

[@Mimi73161]

Same here! They are like it cannot be that funny 😂😂😂😂😂​@@lillynomad7377

[@Mimi73161]

​@JoleenLunzer we ❤ you!!! Love that you have the kiddos for part of the summer😊have so much fun!

[@northvanamy]

OMG, when you said "can we get Rachel back?" LMAO!!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@JaneWoodBranam]

How did Tom lease or buy a Bentley, but not pay his Mom back?

[@susiematthews9549]

I'm sure because it's his mother she is more than used to him using people and thinking he has to show people he's richer than he really is! I feel for his mother but he didn't get this way overnight so I'm sure she knew when she had him that money she wasn't giving it back because he is not the type of person I can see giving any money back to anybody, that's probably where he got the money to give to Sheena 😂😂😂

[@northvanamy]

Right! Tom, pay your mom back!

[@kathryngilbert5952]

How hard is poor Ariana cringing she ever dated Sandoval! She's dying from happiness now❤😂.Tom's dating app says I'd like to find a doppelganger of myself, bc basically I love me the most! "

[@northvanamy]

JOLEEN, You are hilarious!! I am laughing so hard I'm crying!! Thank you for this much-needed therapy after last night's train wreck! 😅😂😊❤

[@panayiota4904]

Katie had a horrific accident and I only remember her mentioning it once during the show. She also was in a 12-year relationship and marriage with a loser who did everything he could to undermine her character, and she has spoken so little about it. On the opposite side, we have Jo who has been on a tour this past 6 months talking non-stop about her situationship with said loser, and Vickie who, the moment someone said sth bad about her, gave a live interview on a highly successful yt channel, using her accident to make herself immune to any kind of comments about her. To say delusions of grandeur is not enough to describe how important these people think they are. I loathe them so much and of course I refuse to give them even a second of viewership. Joleen, Christina and Ryan must do the dirty work for me and I appreciate them for tolerating those buffoons on our behalf. p.s.: I usually don’t like perfectly looking people, but Adam looked absolutely stunning! And perhaps a little stunned at the same time…

[@The_Variant]

Great comment Panay!

[@ejami031]

Not the executive member at Costco flex 😂 😅😂❤I love it.

[@3lla_420]

'My lips were hit by a bus' I can't 😭

[@alvaropinales4624]

I was feeding my bunnies when this part came up and they all got startled by whatever came out of me 🤣 I was laughing so loud!😂

[@JoleenLunzer]

🚌 💋

[@kathryngilbert5952]

We were fighting bc Tom said, "stop using all my skincare! It's specifically made for me!" Not all of us are signed , sight unseen, gawwwddd! "

[@booskatoons]

My prediction is that Victoria will be on Rachel's podcast soon. 😂

[@justagirl7780]

I’m so excited for this

[@northvanamy]

I listened to this for the third time tonight and i am laughing as hard as I did the first time!!!😂😂😂😂

[@MeThree124]

“We’re going to have sh*t to roast for the rest of our lives bc these people are so into themselves,” Joleen Lunzer. Omg yes 😂🤣😂

[@melancholycat3978]

I'm dying!😂😂🤣

[@AnneMcdevitt-ox1wh]

WHY DO YOU KEEP REPEATING THE SAME CRAP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN 😢😢😢😢😢SOOOO BORING 😴!!!

[@melancholycat3978]

@@AnneMcdevitt-ox1wh Who are you talking to?🙄

[@AnneMcdevitt-ox1wh]

@melancholycat3978 The person that repeated everything over and over which I assume is Joleen. This is the first time that I've listened to her.

[@AnneMcdevitt-ox1wh]

There's about an hour of info stretched into 3 😁 hrs.

[@alvaropinales4624]

Joleeeeeeeeeen!!! 😂 you had me laughing OUT LOUD! With the Victoria impersonations 🤣

[@meredomack889]

Great live!! I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants!😂

[@1lizloring346]

she said she liked it better than pirates of penzance

[@Echolyris212]

@@1lizloring346😂. Slippery little suckers.

[@meredomack889]

​@@1lizloring346That comment made me feel like Cinder-fucking-rella!😂

[@Sunshine134_]

Joleen is hysterical!!!

[@laurendonais3787]

“kyle, I’m not sure why you’re here, I think it’s to make sure I stay upright” 😂😂😂 - joleen you are a legend!

[@Tiffany4220]

Not 1 complete sentence … combo of Rachel & Jo ..torture

[@melancholycat3978]

Omg- soo true! 😂

[@Chumbawumba12]

I'm missing my daily Joleen roasts but I'm pumped that the time is with your visiting littles!! Have the best vacation with Aunty Joleen, kiddos!

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you so much!! 🤗

[@renhamilton5789]

Honestly I think Vicky reads as classic reality housewife material in a way because of the "I'm like going through SO much right now I'm trying to furnish a HUGE house and it's so HARD" lol

[@susies8834]

Thank you Jolene- this one was awesome!! 😂😁👏

[@WrittenWildlife]

😂😂😂 literally lol ing with the “Tom Sandoval” repeats.

[@lillynomad7377]

She is So sure Sandoval won't cheat on her. Shall we tell Vicky?

[@nomadichomebody4230]

She doesn’t seem to mind following him around 24/7 and constantly checking his phone. How fun for her.

[@leigharmstrong9940]

I love you so much. I cannot verbalize how special you & your content is to me. It literally soothes my soul. You’re EFFIN Amazing! 💯👏🏼💪🏼🫶🏼😘 …😂😂not the CORNER!🤣🤣🤭

[@brittanymorgan3344]

😂 that’s why you make me so happy the saved by the bell theme song was the best 😂😂❤❤

[@kristim5084]

"This guy Adam". They used to work together at Sur. They are not friends but they definitely know each other. 🙄

[@questionmark6]

This one is one for the books! The impersonations are spot on. Hilarious!

[@agathao7086]

I ve found you only a couple of weeks ago - and they have been hiliarious! Making me spill drinks so much, laughing out loud while listening with headphones in public places and mostly we are sharing the opinion/psychological evaluation of the Tom's and the LaaaaaaaLaaaaas etc. Joleen, i am obsessed! 😂❤❤❤ best wishes from Germany 😘😘😘

[@The_1_She]

When Kyle says “…and you know English is my second language” no frfr?😂

[@Tiffany4220]

When I saw that last night, I was like where’s Joleen?? Ryan & Christina were in the chat …we needed you ❤

[@psychegoddessoflight9358]

I'm here only bc I kept seeing the name Joleen in Christina's comments. 😅 Miss Cocca brings the 🔥🔥🔥

[@sandram852]

I think the point Kyle was trying to make is that Billy will weaponize being trans when people don't like her or disagree with her. We saw that in VPR when she wasn't invited to Girl's night.

[@lallana2882]

I think that "point" was brought up a good 20 times.

[@sandram852]

@@lallana2882 yeah, I commented before watching Joleen's entire video to the end...

[@maggieyoung8090]

Btw, She wasn’t personally invited. However, everyone was invited! Also, they planned in less than two weeks. Billie was ridiculous! 😏

[@psychegoddessoflight9358]

​@@maggieyoung8090Billie absolutely was carrying the victimhood torch, but I suspect producers pushed her hard to play that angle. Or maybe she really just was that desperate for a storyline.

[@otiphanyv]

I think that Kyle didn’t provide any support for why that was an argument that needed to be made. If Billie Lee had said, “I think Victoria hated me because she’s transphobic. She said transphobic things about me that got back to me. She wore an ‘Only AFABs are Women’ t-shirt out to brunch with me. She’s president of the L.A. chapter of the Joanne Kathleen Rowling fan club,” then I could see Kyle feeling the need to deliver a counterpoint. Even if he wanted to make that statement as a preventative argument, he would have had to add that as the intention: “Billie sometimes thinks that criticism is transphobic hate, but in this case, it is absolutely not, and I don’t want her to worry that it is.” I know that English is his second language, so I give him grace that this was just extremely poorly communicated, and not a blaring dog whistle (because it really reads like a blaring dog whistle if we’re not giving him grace).

[@nameless.faceless.]

She says she took time off to take care of her dad as if that’s why she hasn’t been working recently but then she says she’s been caring for him since she was like 18-20?? I’m so confused 😂

[@nomadichomebody4230]

And she has her own house and got her dad his own place but he lives with her. What!?

[@nameless.faceless.]

@@Roz-y2d oh 1000% he thrives in confusion

[@charismabarling]

Your friendly neighborhood LA translator here, I believe she said “it’s just not something you throw around at all” lol

[@The_Variant]

How about the irony of Sandivol devaluing Ariana by calling her lazy even though she’s not, and actually ending up with someone lazy that doesn’t want to get out of bed 😂

[@kristenp1606]

You’re impression’s absolutely kill me 💀

[@laurafitzgerald2679]

Came her for the gossip but subscribed for the belly laughs. You are hilarious 😂

[@tmcbgrrl0074]

Holy Heck Joleen! Thanks for ‘splaining this mess. Keep up the great work 😘

[@Sweetneon11]

Not to make it about me…BUT I am a special needs teacher in a tough city, so I appreciate you always throwing we teachers props. Also, those people are all so toxic and yucky and I can only handle listening to your hilarious coverage of their videos. I can’t watch the original videos. They hurt my brain.

[@soniashaw6449]

OMG I am laughing so much I can't breathe 😂 Kyle with a urinary tract infection 😂😂😂

[@evelinel.9827]

This Live was so funny!!! You are the best Joleen!!!

[@krystashafer3506]

Rewatch crew over here! Can’t believe I missed this hot mess. 35:38 “enough with your safe space Kyle Chan”. 😂

[@AmandaJohn-k5m]

Here for another rewatch because the way Joleen imitates Vicki cracks me up. “Sight unseen😙” 😆👨‍🍳💋🤌🏼

[@natashareese6854]

My lips were hit by a bus 😂😂😂

[@nicolewhite1288]

Can we send all the humans who use “EXPECIALLY” to Mars?! Who allows this?!

[@psychegoddessoflight9358]

Please also take the people who say "textses," "irregardless," and "for all intensive purposes." The ones who say "broughten" can go to the galactic black hole.

[@nicolewhite1288]

@@psychegoddessoflight9358 🤣💗

[@lifesagardencanyoudigitmic1115]

You make my day sometimes! Make me smile, and lol. Can you please send me that clip "Player hater"? I want to make it my ringtone.

[@kirstymonkeys1]

Omg, I just keep watching this for the lols 😂

[@MamaS2984]

Thank you for all the content but I adore how much you prioritize being an auntie!! Also love the lipstick!!!

[@kathryngilbert5952]

She sounds like the bride from 16 candles!!!! 😂😂😂

[@kathryngilbert5952]

The vocal Fry is fucking killing me!

[@sheisilluminated]

Jolene your commentary is killing me🤣🤣 “Oh we’re going to let the ovaries talk ok”😂

[@maryjacobsen6539]

Victoria was drinking Red Bull. Most likely because that was her nap time.🤣

[@terrie1485]

The vpr cast and friends are a gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂

[@nadinubian2018]

Kyle must be in love with Tom.. what is the other reason for this blind and deaf loyalty.

[@kristengates261]

Agreed. Him and Billie both. It’s super cringe

[@soniashaw6449]

I just lost it with the fighting and the John Cena bit 😂😂😂😂

[@beccalynn917]

Chaotic clowns - She’s geriatric in modeling years & from Leo to Sandoval.. talk about going from a Ferrari to a Jetta. Imagine fighting over Tom Sandoval.

[@roxanemontegna9867]

The 3 of them are fighting over him. Why?

[@_Jael]

The la la land poster in the background so fitting 😂

[@psychegoddessoflight9358]

THREE. All 3 posters are for La La Land. WTF?? 🤨 But yeah, 100% accurate 😂

[@Tiffany4220]

Thanks!

[@JoleenLunzer]

You’re the best! Thank you 😘

[@tinalondon7622]

Joleen, you are so funny with your impression of "Vicki."😅

[@kathryngilbert5952]

Tysm Jolene, 😂❤ crushing it!

[@nameless.faceless.]

You know the job situation is bad when the biggest highlight you have from your career is when you were hired at 19.. sounds like Billie was right, you can’t keep a job, babe.

[@Iamtierrahogan]

Oh my god why does everything happen to TOOOOOOMMMM-AHHHHH?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@louisebrind8326]

Billie Lee has used the transphobia card on VPR so I think Kyle is using that so if she does come back with anything like that they have a “told ya”. Waited for your roast of this lot 😂

[@LolaBroadhead]

I should read the transcript to see how many times Joleen says 'poor Adam' in this live? This may be the definition of 'God's work'

[@ariescheckmate417]

Signed Sight unseen is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

[@aprilpenland3143]

LETS GET REAL..! they ALL enable Tom and eachother. Billie only spoke up because he wouldnt be her baby daddy

[@nameless.faceless.]

Idk if that’s true, she started talking bc Victoria was being shady in comments on bravo pages and it pissed her off. It’d piss me off too 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@aprilpenland3143]

@@nameless.faceless. you could be right. Isnt this all speculation.? I can only base from what I see as a viewer.

[@nameless.faceless.]

@@aprilpenland3143 lots is speculation but Billie did show the comments Vicky was making on bravo content pages before she started spilling everything on her pod! The comments did seem out of nowhere and super shady

[@karenl3231]

Omg joleen! I love you ! Your impressions of icky Vicky are spot on 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@kathryngilbert5952]

This is the worst lifetime movie ever😂

[@melancholycat3978]

😂😂😂

[@janes_Says]

Dying 😂 - all of it. But the ‘Trifecta at Costco’. Laughed out loud. Please group livestream as the ‘Trifecta Executive Costco Members’. We need a recap of what goes down this week, with the ‘Chane Vicki Lee Trifecta’.

[@jeannine-n9d]

Joleen, you're giving me I Love Lucy vibes imitating Billie literally loving pizza. 😂❤

[@lillynomad7377]

I love a podcast when it doubles as stand-up comedy! I go in my happy place when Joleen is on.

[@JoleenLunzer]

🤍🤍🤍🤍

[@aquariusashley94]

Wow, its hillarious but it is low-key sad how these reality stars act. The delusion that LaLa, Schena, Jo, Scandy, Swartz, Billie, Beautiful Viki, and Kyle withhold is astounding. It's fascinating but scary at the same time. I pray 🙏 to the high heavens that I shall never garner the type of delsions of granduer that they display ever. Im so embarrassed for them. I want to hide in my skin. I love Adam & who he has become. He used to be scared to rock the boat. Now he is slowly but surely starting to say it like he means it.

[@thaiyogabetts]

😂😂😂 Thank you Joleen 🙏

[@Feenybeenie]

Joleen you are fucking hilarious @1:33 lmao

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you! ☺️

[@blackmantle541]

"His singing was a dark place for me" 😂😂

[@roxanemontegna9867]

The trumpet skills are pretty amazing.

[@hannahk2334]

you are hilarious omg. idk how i haven’t come across ur channel!

[@JoleenLunzer]

Welcome! 🤗

[@The_1_She]

I know it’s not PC but I lowkey would die and go to mid heaven if you would do Kyle’s voice just the same 😂😂😂

[@WrittenWildlife]

Lol, I think they went to Sandoval School of Media training. I think he literally is holding que cards.

[@JoleenLunzer]

😂😂

[@melancholycat3978]

I literally kept looking for his reflection in the glass- no lie!!😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@ronesss33]

This ☝️😹

[@chicphysique1]

Vicky and Jo sound like they use the same “medication”

[@aprilpenland3143]

Yep...I watched it in real time. So many problematic situations. I felt so uncomfortable😂

[@chefleighpatman5527]

Sandoval needs a really naive/dumb girl because a strong one would tear him up!

[@heidiwaddell5721]

There's a reason Arianna unfollowed Billie early on after scandoval..ill bet Billie was hanging at Ariannas home constantly there to vacuum.up any gossip possible on both Arianna and Tom, just wait, she will start bad mouthing Arianna eventually...Both Toms are learning the hard way to be very careful who you let into your inner circle and esp home! Billie is a drifter, thirsty with obvious mental issues, u fortunately Victoria and Arianna have allowed Toms irresponsible actions to affect them...Billie will start trashing Arianna, no doubt in my mind...

[@Burlgurl61]

That interview was torture. I dug out my own eye with a soup spoon. Props to Adam

[@roxanemontegna9867]

Nooooo! It's not worth it!

[@heathermaupin9957]

I knew you were going to have fun with this one! What a hot mess!

[@JoleenLunzer]

Yes it was! 🫣😂

[@amygadola1177]

Former transcriptionist here. The sentence Victoria slurs around 01:16:00 = "It's just not something you throw around at all."

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you!

[@maryjacobsen6539]

OMG, you are cracking me up! I love your comments! So funny! I agree with you in that Victoria made Raquel look like she had half a brain.

[@Nikki-qw5il]

One time when I was 22 and newly single, I was looking for a place to share with flat mates. I went to view this mansion for a great price for the room, but the people inside were so bizarre, could barely string a sentence together and it was only like 9am, it smelled weird, everyone was home and not getting ready or anything (was a work day) the other boarders there had an age range of like 18 to 50 - it was mega creepy. I just wanted to run out the door and have a shower, maybe go to a mall and be in a public space to remind myself I was still on earth. That’s what I imagine Tom Sandovals house is like in my head

[@Heatherlike]

Rocky and Vicki should have a debate

[@aprilpenland3143]

😂😂😂They are all high

[@northvanamy]

Everyone knows about Scandoval! The fake tears and the "leave me alone" are so ridiculous!!

[@nomadichomebody4230]

The tears stopped real quick

[@The_Variant]

“Toms book alcohol level is vodka” was just as funny as “Toms blood type is vodka” 😂

[@nancetea4460]

JOLEEN❤️ Vicky: ..."it's just not something you throw around at all. It's not acceptable", is what she said. Lol

[@AmandaJohn-k5m]

How do these 3 not see that Vom is the one lying and isolating them all? Billie Lee better snap out of it, now that he publicly called her a liar and go full scorched earth. If I see one more woman blame another woman for the actions of either Vom, I am going to lose my 💩.

[@AmandaJohn-k5m]

@@Roz-y2d Incredible is one word for it. I personally pick frustrating and infuriating. I hope she turns on Vom now that he publicly called her the liar and she “mentions it all!”😆 Can’t wait for Joleen’s next episode about this and I also can’t wait for her to cover Lala’s podcast appearance on 2 T’s in a pod, (that might not be the correct name for said podcast but close enough! Lol.) I really need her comedic relief for that bull💩 and some 🎶 They’re not like us, they’re not like us🎶🤣💋

[@Ninya_B]

just discover your channel. loving it. subscribed.liked.

[@JoleenLunzer]

Welcome aboard! 🖤🤍

[@leslieporter3983]

Thanks!

[@JoleenLunzer]

Thank you Leslie! 🤗

[@leslieporter3983]

@@JoleenLunzer I wish I made the live! But thanks for all you do!❤️

[@CaseyWalloch]

I am now just laying staring at my bedroom wall where a headboard would be...thanks for suffering together

[@christine-cb23]

This was my fav live of yours so far Joleen. So good! I shared some of it with my boyfriend and we had a great big laugh. Love what you do. Literally though life is hard, sometimes you deserve a vegan pizza from Lucifers devil hole pizza. 🤣 hysterical 🤣

[@nameless.faceless.]

okay Joleen, I looked up Victoria to see what modeling she’s done.. not much to find but I did find that she released a song in 2021 called motion but I couldn’t find it anywhere to listen!! we have to find it!!

[@housemmr]

Shout out to your dad and his cargo pants

[@valerienelson3296]

Looks like V.P. is headed to TLC😅

[@kristysullivan5586]

Joleen, you are the best 😅 I went to go to bed at 11pm it's 1 and half into the podcast and you have me dying. The whole drugging Tom 😂 and Vicky 😤 trying to stay calm because she not a druggie 😂😂 this is great. 😅. You are my favorite 😍

[@ronesss33]

Yesss Joleen yesss you said it girl…. #teamnoone