"This isn't a date Mom its a kidnapping!" That is probably not the first time that sentence has been spoken, which is worrying.
@Anonymous-o6t6p2 жыл бұрын
This is basically what happens after yandere audios
@louisrobitaille58102 жыл бұрын
Who said kidnapping a person for loving purposes was a bad idea 🥲.
@mr.pancake7960 Жыл бұрын
@@louisrobitaille5810 S’cuse me?
@ashtongiertz8728 Жыл бұрын
@@louisrobitaille5810 the police?
@THE-RIV Жыл бұрын
@@louisrobitaille5810 pardon?
@sonofccn2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm, fresh baked cookies, cute tomboy girlfriend and a loving mother-in-law? Deal! Of course the jokes on them I'd have settled just for the fresh baked cookies. xD
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Shhh, don't say that out loud or you'll be up to your eyeballs in cookies to keep you in the family! Yanderes are not known for their restraint. (...well actually they are, but not THAT kind of restraint 😆)
@dudeman84982 жыл бұрын
Same. Cookies sound pretty good now. XD
@brandonrios80462 жыл бұрын
So your food motivated like cat 🐈
@Dystopian_k1ng2 жыл бұрын
That is three things I'll never have lmao
@changvasejarik622 жыл бұрын
Endless cookies in exchange being groomed and betrothed to a girl you like anyway. Best dowry ever.
@trygveplaustrum46342 жыл бұрын
I can hear the eternal smile while you voice the mother.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I had to do several retakes because I sounded TOO chirpy Stepford Wife for a few lines, actually. I'll have to save THAT voice for the next time I do a malfunctioning yandere robot. 😆
@ricardosilveira39582 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Damn you are just printing good ideas
@dakotasan87192 жыл бұрын
You mean the Stepford smile?
@beckettcarney83122 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you should also do a bloopers video
@M0DIDDLY2 жыл бұрын
"Am I gonna need therapy after this" Nah that's load-bearing trauma, we start fiddling with that and this whole thing I've built is liable to collapse
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
"load-bearing trauma" I snorted my tea. That's a good one. I might have to steal it!
@M0DIDDLY2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Take it, share it with the world.
@BouncingTribbles8 ай бұрын
For real, it took me 20 years to pull out that garbage and rebuild. Load bearing frfr
@tylercolby21912 ай бұрын
Oh my god that's perfect😂
@ArtsyJet2 жыл бұрын
The mom's a yandere, dad's a whole freak...this poor daughter, lol.
@tovarishchfeixiao Жыл бұрын
Wait... the girl's dad would be a freak? It's a very normal thing.
@toxi68362 ай бұрын
Not like he had a choice
@psionicsknight66512 жыл бұрын
Audrey: Grandma and Grandpa know about this?! Mother: That’s how they met, dear! Me: *Listening intently because I’m enraptured by the story, but then gets confused.* Wait, which one kidnapped which? Or was it some kind of mutual thing? Like, did they both stalk each other, and after they learned that, they laughed and decided to go on a date?
@abysswalker25942 жыл бұрын
Now that’s a fucking story
@cheeryrozetea2 жыл бұрын
Ayano and Taro in the future
@Nezha_Main2 жыл бұрын
They both stalked each other, than met at a party and snuck a sleeping agent into each others drink and the person's they hired to assist with taking them to the others basement took them to their basements, but they are experts at untying ropes and escaped the basement, and after realizing they were in the others house, they snooped around, found the the others diary and read through it and found out they loved each other! And than they called each other because they still had phones and went on a date, each date taking place in one another's basement, with them taking turns with being tied up of course. :D
@willc3697 Жыл бұрын
It’s like the plot of the song “Escape”, where the guy was gonna cheat on their girlfriend with a mystery woman, but the mystery woman was actually the wife who was trying to cheat on him as well, then they just laughed and went on with their relationship.
@StrangerDanger3279 Жыл бұрын
@@abysswalker2594stalker x stalker
@jordangeib10702 жыл бұрын
I this is your best audio so far. I ADORE this. I burst out laughing MULTIPLE times “MOM what the fuck” “I never had any to begin with” “That’s how they met too” “And HE believes in mole people” The way you go from sickeningly sweet to deadpan and fed up is amazing. The way Audrey says “what the fuck” and her demeanor throughout the entire video makes me believe that this is just the nail in the coffin for a long list of behavior that hinted something like this was coming Looking forward to the rest of the audios this month! On behalf of all your subs, thank you for a wonderful audio!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you so much! This was a blast to perform! (And three out of four of those lines were adlibs/edits! But I think my favorite one is original to the script: MOM WHAT THE *FUCK* 😆)
@jordangeib10702 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Then your sense of humor and wit are stellar, those lines had me dying. You delivery of the “ mom what the fuck” is my favorite too
@epicmiles65342 жыл бұрын
The "you gave my dad Stockholm syndrome?" Line got me laughing so hard
@CaliKodiak35 Жыл бұрын
Most underrated line in the whole thing? "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod my family tree is full of *nuts*!!"
@JJroks5432 жыл бұрын
The Charlie Brown phone call noises are somehow the best part of a really great video, killer stuff!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was very proud of that incredibly stupid idea.
@al-jamilagress27012 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a good touch. It wouldn't be traceable electronically, and if your kidnapping people, it would be a good investment.
@Solrex_the_Sun_King2 жыл бұрын
Sorta sounds like animal crossing tbh
@DarkWolfe2-nr2vk9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the dad is Tom Nook
@trygveplaustrum46342 жыл бұрын
"Bye, Dad... if that is your real name." Wait, so Tomboy's father's name is "Dad," and Tomboy addresses him on a first-name basis?
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
lol she was just being facetious.
@remen_emperor2 жыл бұрын
The conspiracy goes deeper than we ever though. Mr. Dad Fatherson is the key to unraveling all of this
@GenericProtagonist72 жыл бұрын
"Why did you marry her...? Because you were *into* it!?" This is the first video in awhile that has made me actually burst out loudly laughing.
@_mangaddict2 жыл бұрын
The- fcking auDACITY-
@SapperPercy9 ай бұрын
WORTH IT!!!!
@simplewrites2 жыл бұрын
Mom: *on the phone* Me:"Hey, can you do me a favor?" Girl:"What? Untie you?" Me:"No, pass the milk. These cookies are a bit dry."
@fearlessswiftie64582 жыл бұрын
Lmao😭😭😭yeah cookies taste yum with milk.
@josephbiddle1637 Жыл бұрын
I just imagine the mom put the milk on a table next to the listener with a super long straw. So while the mom is talking to Audrey, the listener is just casually sipping from the straw, with their eyes following the conversation.😂
@SQ-6192 жыл бұрын
Me : *scared from the mum because she just kidnapped me* The mum : *gives cookies and milk* Me : This was the best thing in the history of kidnapping. Maybe ever. But anyways, thank you for this audio. You rock!
@fletch27722 жыл бұрын
Cookies and milk are the best thing to wake up to
@cooldude100torres82 жыл бұрын
Bro I got kidnapped by some choir kids at my school and they deadass bought me Chik-Fil-a
@winnerwannabe98682 жыл бұрын
@@cooldude100torres8 what. please elaborate
@abysswalker25942 жыл бұрын
Imo a cuppa and pack of Maryland’s is the fucking best
@SHR00MH34D2 жыл бұрын
@@cooldude100torres8 well shi I they would have been my best friend after that
@eg23382 жыл бұрын
Crazy is a.. "Strong" term! Personally I prefer "Devoted" rather than saying crazy.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, little from column A, little from column B...
@Anon_Spartan2 жыл бұрын
"Enthusiastic" is a good adjective, too.
@tonygriego63822 жыл бұрын
Ahh... She found another boy like her dad. I love a happy ending.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
😆 Well, y'know they say you end up marrying people just like your parents.
@red_five33252 жыл бұрын
That gives me an escape plan. - just make it look like the yandere mom kidnapped me FOR HERSELF, then the dad will think she's unfaithful. Then, her hold on him will be broken when he believes that she no longer loves him - and then he'll dispose of the yandere FOR me.
@testbug29102 жыл бұрын
Mother:"You won't even have to make any threats!" Daughter:"I wasn't going to make any threats!" MC: "H-hey let's not be too hasty, maybe just a tiny threat?" *Masochism intensifies*
@tovarishchfeixiao Жыл бұрын
X'D
@toxi68362 ай бұрын
Is that what that is? Oh boy😓
@samanthawehrmeister4212 жыл бұрын
"why are you acting like this is normal?" She gave me cookies. Edit: also, dude, those sleeping drugs gave me a healthy sleep schedule for once.
@gataay2 жыл бұрын
I love this mom She’s honestly so sweet We all love this lady, she’d be that amazing grandma with cookies- PLs She just mentioned cookies Lemme marry ur child
@memeweirdguyn.00192 жыл бұрын
Hold on a minute...I don't know who to fear more, you ma'am or your daughter!!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I TOOK THE BUS BACK HOME
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
😆🤣
@demongoddess20122 жыл бұрын
I fucking adore the conversation between the mother and daughter and I'm just tied up like "can I please get free so I can eat those cookies myself? There's no popcorn for this show so cookies will have to do."
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Listener, watching this happening: slowly tipping the chair on one leg toward the plate of cookies and eating them with their face
@demongoddess20122 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Wasnt expecting to read that. I am a very happy woman tonight after having that laugh. Plus, this would so be me if I was in that situation.
@mobiusblitz34702 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thinking on your feet is a life skill.
@raptorjack54672 жыл бұрын
I was looking for an ASMR video to let me sleep, but this was too interesting and funny especially finding out that the dad is into kidnapping that I failed to fall asleep but successfully get a chuckle out of it lol
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Sorry it wasn't sleep inducing, though! I'm more of an "Audio Roleplays with Occasional ASMR" type channel. I hope the comedy makes up for it at least!
@raptorjack54672 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Its okay! It was very funny and wholesome! Pls make more of 'em!!!
@BirdieSenpai2 жыл бұрын
I can tell just how much fun you had recording this one, bud! Hearing someone having so much fun is fun in and of itself! I could not get the mental image of Dexter's mother and Yumi of Puffy AmiYumi having this back-and-forth out of my head, LOL.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
HA! I love that!! And yeah, I did have fun! Especially trying to nail the "Dexter's Mom" delivery. (Initially it was WAY too midwestern, to the point of almost being indecipherable! 😆) Thanks for being here to hear it!
@joshuarudolph9022 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that the listener is only as calm about this situation because this isn’t the first time they’ve been kidnapped, and this just so happens to be the nicest one to date. “Ya know, usually I’d have a weapon pointed at me. This time I have a plate of cookies. I consider this a win.”
@z3ni_z3ni2 жыл бұрын
That title is an absolute treasure, I don't find myself saying "Well Damn, Impressive" alot and this just earned one, and the video lived up to it so 10/10 would watch again.
@gamingkingedwards81392 жыл бұрын
This has got to be my favourite yandere audio I've ever heard Script: Top Tier Voice Work: 900/10 Just the entire thing was so fun to listen and imagine too so.... Thanks a bunch yoy have a special talent Vanilla
@ernstboyd87452 жыл бұрын
best ever
@knife472 жыл бұрын
Knife is happy to be so close to the one he loves!
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, and any yandere would be glad to have a knife by her side! (And it wouldn't hurt a tomboy none, either!)
@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the only duo more iconic than Batman and Robin
@anonjoe81832 жыл бұрын
I love that the mother is a psychopathic version of the mom on Bobby's world. The dynamic of everyone in this scene is priceless. I laughed my butt off about the phone call with her dad. The typical embarrassing the daughter thing. Thanks for making such a fun and bazaar scene to enjoy.
@MrSaunamies952 жыл бұрын
"Am I going to need therapy after walking on this?" Foreshadowing on this... These kinds of comedy audios are perfect variety for all those lovey dovey audios every now and then. Thank you for this audio. I had really fun listening this.
@projectyautja68602 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet half of my life savings. That the listener only made that big brain play to get on the mothers good side so he could escape. Because it is WWWAAAAYYYYY to easy to get on a yandere's bad side.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
That would definitely be smart! But no need to bet; the great thing about roleplays like this one is that the listener's motivations (and what happens after!) are basically up to the audience. 😁
@Dinosaurman342 жыл бұрын
This a refreshing take on yanderes. I like this kind of idea
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Me too! yandere_enjoyer created a fantastically original storyline!
@chillplanet82692 жыл бұрын
You got a pretty good mom voice
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I certainly tried.
@theomnitrixster612 жыл бұрын
This has huge story potential. And the Adam's family vibes is just hilarious
@instantwins24yt694 ай бұрын
The Addams Family! *Fingersnap* *Fingersnap*
@georges28422 жыл бұрын
Audrey: (sarcastically) Thank you for kidnapping my crush, Mom. Now we'll live happily ever after. [20 happy years later] Audrey, under her breath in bed: Goddammit...
@themerchantof11752 жыл бұрын
Me: Oh god, I’ve been kidnapped! Momdere: would you like some cookies and milk Me in my mind: Okay, so if the cookies are chocolate chip we see how this plays out, if it’s raisins, we escape like Houdini
@beanery87432 жыл бұрын
**laughs in tiny wrists**
@abysswalker25942 жыл бұрын
Who
@abysswalker25942 жыл бұрын
@@beanery8743 tiny what
@beanery87432 жыл бұрын
@@abysswalker2594 Le connection to my hands and arms that let my hands rotate sort of
@ernstboyd87452 жыл бұрын
"MOMDERE" HAHAHAHA
@grellsutcliffe82652 жыл бұрын
The cartoon mom voice saying such fucked up shit is the best thing I've ever seen in my life
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw thank you! I’m so glad that performance choice worked out as intended. 🥰
@grellsutcliffe82652 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio it was a great choice honestly, I kept thinking about Robbie's parents from gravity falls and its such a fun concept
@WildMan-jn3cd2 жыл бұрын
"and makes a mean apple pie" holy shit I love this line
@Zesty_Wyvern Жыл бұрын
*looks at the mom * has anyone ever told you you sound like a 50s TV sitcom mom?
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
"You know, I *have* heard that! Another cookie?" -- her, probably
@melvinjaye14952 жыл бұрын
This is very good out of all the yandere ASMR I've listen to I've never once heard a perky yandere one
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I've done quite a few perky yanderes (my very first audio was one, in fact!) so if you're looking for more of the same, you can find them on my channel. Thanks for listening!
@zeeba39992 жыл бұрын
Mom: She writes a lot of little hearts with your name in her diary~ Me: *grinning* Awww, how cute! Not the worst kidnapping, honestly. We got cookies and milk, a friendly mother-in-law, and an adorable potential girlfriend - all wins in my book!
@cristalmewtwo4160 Жыл бұрын
Yeah my last one cut off 2 fingers
@henrythehappyoctopus2 жыл бұрын
I love it. It's like if June Cleaver kidnapped you for Daria.....
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
How apt. I love that description!
@GirIKisser2 жыл бұрын
I...I think I'm in love with the mom.
@Lover_Of-Sinners2 жыл бұрын
*profile pic* hello dear
@GirIKisser2 жыл бұрын
@@Lover_Of-Sinners When are you getting me my discord nitro?
@Lover_Of-Sinners2 жыл бұрын
@@GirIKisser soon dear. Soon
@nepnepguythegreatestofall2 жыл бұрын
@@Lover_Of-Sinners 😆
@jarofross13262 жыл бұрын
This would be a nice funny dark comedy slice of life anime.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I think so too!
@Solrex_the_Sun_King2 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio part 2, part 2, part 2!!!
@GreenSargent Жыл бұрын
I heard this story from someone else but it’s all the little subtleties and nuances that make your version unique and so much better! It’s what keeps me coming back for your content every time. Keep up the great work. You’re doing a fantastic job!💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Wow, thank you! I really appreciate that.
@GreenSargent Жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you’re very welcome! I discovered your adopting a yandere series first and have been hooked ever since. Just goes to show that even when we think we’re too screwed up or different that there’s definitely someone for everyone.
@Eden_Thefox2 жыл бұрын
Audrey: I am so sorry about this… Me: Nah, she’s feeding me cookies *and* giving me time away from my brother so I’m fine :D
@Delilah_the_dragon Жыл бұрын
I would be in the chair tied up laughing like a hyena because of the whole situation
@XnlaRosè8 ай бұрын
the more you listin to this it sounds like a sitcom
@kakakshi37102 жыл бұрын
I respect a mom that goes this far to make there kid happy
@steavesimmons83542 жыл бұрын
Uncle Bob sounds pretty interesting about that mole people business. Anyways despite how kind get crazy the mother is, she’s a pretty good wingwomen ngl, and I almost laughed at the father’s voice.
@beckettcarney83122 жыл бұрын
the only reason why im not complaining is because this is really fun to watch you two having this conversation also because the drugs havnt fully worn off yet
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
🎉This audio now has a sequel!🎉Check it out! Dating a Perky Yandere's Tsundere Tomboy Daughter: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWjJZYx8rJWVmsk Looking for more audios like this one? Here are my top recommendations! *Double the Yanderes, Double the Fun!* 🐱Yandere Neko and Kitsune Fight Over You🦊: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qGird5-CZZ6Codk 🧹Flirty Dom & Sub Yandere Maids Cuddle You🧹: kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2GZmneCbqdlpZI 🎀Sweet Yandere Besties Share You🎀 : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jYq9dn2MrsSKndk *Tomboys and Tsundere Girls* ☔Tomboy Yandere Stalker Comes in From the Rain☔: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYCVfaefn6-fias 😳Tsundere Tomboy Girlfriend's 3 AM Confession😳 : kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHumlGOfp8p2p68 💋Flirty Tomboy Best Friend Wants You💋: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5bPp5xppNuMabM
@liammcdermott41122 жыл бұрын
No need to drug me the offer of cookies milk and a loving gf that loves to play rough its the whole package and home made apple pie where are the engagement rings
@changvasejarik622 жыл бұрын
Please tell me there will be more scripts with this mother daughter story. I just need more. It’s so cute, I’m hooked.
@coffee99722 жыл бұрын
CAN WE HAVE A PART 2 PLSSSSS .
@austinloomis87362 жыл бұрын
Fair is fair
@bloodytwins44402 жыл бұрын
Me : * Waking up to a "devoted" mom * Also me to the daughter : Help,I don't wanna die,but can I have more cookies ?
@SamTheDragonLover2 жыл бұрын
This was pure comedy thank you for the giggles.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, you're welcome. Thank you for being here to hear it!
@thehelltaker88202 жыл бұрын
I love it! Have a nice day Vanilla Pancakes 🥞
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it!! 🍴😈
@brutuszoey48172 жыл бұрын
This is the hands down funniest roleplay I've ever listened to
@pravum31502 жыл бұрын
Man you nailed that old timey sitcom mom sound i felt like ik was thrown back in time. You blew this script out of the water and gave these two so much personality. I just found out about your channel and having a blast binging your god tier videos.
@angelus_solus2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! You really nailed the persona of both people perfectly. I have to agree with the listener. Yeah, her mum is a bit unconventional, but her heart was in the right place and they enjoyed it anyway.
@arkraith41482 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Mom kind of kidnapped one of my classmates" "..." "What do you mean "haha that's so her"?!" One of the funniest yandere audio RPs out there
@luismedina5792 Жыл бұрын
this is the most mom voice I've heard in a long time
@individual21222 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is a unique dynamic form of storytelling.
@Lionheart-rr5kd2 жыл бұрын
“What do you mean “Ha ha that's so her!” Dad!” For the record, that was the point in the audio where I lost it completely and laughed so loudly it startled my neighbours cat and made it fall off the garden fence. Only I was inside my house at the time. I didn't even know I could do that. So. Yeah. You might need a “Potentially Dangerous to Passing Animals” warning for this one, just an fyi. Seriously, what a delight! So much fun and absolutely hysterical, from beginning to end. It gave me the same feeling watching an old screwball comedy does: sheer joy. :) I can't even begin to imagine how challenging it must be to play two characters in the same audio, especially ones who sound and behave so differently, but you handle it with aplomb. Mum's deranged sweetness was utter perfection and Audrey's reaction to, well, everything is one of the best examples of “Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” I've ever heard. Her journey from dismay to more dismay to yet more dismay was fantastic (for us, at least) and her reaction to Listeners rapid acceptance of their kidnapping was the cherry on the sundae. Short version, (ha, ha, never) I loved it. Thank you so much for sharing it! :) Also, congratulations on your first 20k subscribers!! So incredibly well deserved, and with your wonderful talent and drive, here's looking forward to many more milestones to come! :)
@ACEnBEAKY2 жыл бұрын
Oooooh this sounds like a lot of those 1950's sitcoms!
@thedarkmonarch Жыл бұрын
I love how all the insignificant characters in the Vanilla Velvet Audio Universe just sound like animal crossing characters.
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. To be fair, I think there's only two! But maybe I should add some more...
@Pumpompim-e2l2 жыл бұрын
3:42 literally my fav reaction of all time
@Legoman121 Жыл бұрын
Same I find the deadpan reaction really funny
@jeffkerby60572 жыл бұрын
I loved the whole thing. I love the way the mom twists things around and the way that the daughter could not accept it and challenged it. LOL LOL! I thought it was a twist having the guy actually be into it. And I like the way the reactions and the tones matched up so beautifully to the plot. Bravo
@Vampspacee2 жыл бұрын
the mothers voice is so nice she can say the most scariest thing and id be smiling and grinding
@shokan54142 жыл бұрын
YOU NEED TO GO PRO WITH THESE VOICE ACTING SKILLS! ive never heard a va do two distinct voices and pull both off.
@scaridaghostly2 жыл бұрын
This is beautifully hilarious, I love it! And the fact that the father sounds like Cousin It over the phone after the mention of the Addams Family makes it even better.
@tovarishchfeixiao Жыл бұрын
It is really does. Even the Addams Family line wass funny in itself, but with this little extra it is a real Pure gold.
@bill62 жыл бұрын
This febru-dere event is awesome‼️💯
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I hoped it would be! 😁
@zackihen49052 жыл бұрын
I know this is crazy... But I like crazy! And if she's a Tomboy then we have a deal. "Welcome to the Madhouse! We have free Milk and freshly baked home-made cookies!" Much love from UK Vel! Congratulations on 20k! 😄💙😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! And thank you so much for being one of the amazing people who's pushed me to 20k! I couldn't have done it without you. 🤗
@zackihen49052 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio You're amazing! You deserve it all and more! Don't you ever forget it! 😄💙
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
D'aw shucks. I'll try! 🤗🥰
@WIS_SIM2 жыл бұрын
I always find this script amusing, but your impression of it was spot on and hilarious! Well done
@RetechDragonflame2 жыл бұрын
That was amusing. And original, first time I hear of a marriage grade of successful yandere relationship and the mom doing the kidnapping. Also now every time there's two character in the audio I'm gonna play a guessing game if it's just you or you and Juniper before peeking into the description.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! This isn't the first recording of this script out there (I think mine is the third or fourth version?) but I agree it's a very original plot! And of course I had to put my dirty little fingerprints all over the script to make a great idea even wackier ^^; I look forward to your guesses! I don't know when I'll play a role against myself again, but it was definitely a fun challenge this time out and now I want to push it even farther.
@RetechDragonflame2 жыл бұрын
Vanilla Velvet battle royal incoming
@salene66592 жыл бұрын
I think the can-do attitude of the mother, makes it feel less like a kidnapping and more like a warm forceful welcome
@xeroaishintu57772 жыл бұрын
Me; (starts exhibiting signs of liking the kidnapping) Me; There's no way that I'd- wait. It was the cookies. She did something to the cookies! DON'T TRUST THE PASTRIES! IT'S A TRAP!!!
@lykosvon91422 жыл бұрын
Loved it, lowkey thought it would’ve been hilarious if it ended up the listener was gonna kidnap the daughter and this just made things quicker. Like it may have skipped a generation on her side but now she has a crazy partner
@armphidiic26092 жыл бұрын
Love the comedy in this audio. Really impressive! I also like the idea of Audrey and the listener being a normal couple with this weird how-they-met story.
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it! And I'm sure they won't be the only folks at the family reunion with a meet-cute story like this one ^^;
@coldramen37442 жыл бұрын
“Shouldn’t this worry you?” Well i mean. Those cookies are pretty damn good.
@Robin-hk9hl2 жыл бұрын
The daughter: How is that not terrible Me: HOW IS THAT NATURAL
@monkeymoney8552 Жыл бұрын
Her and her mom: * talking * Me and her dad: * sips tea in bondage kink *
@VanillaVelvetAudio Жыл бұрын
🤣
@AnimeNewsRadio101 Жыл бұрын
Segs. 🗣️ 😏 heh.
@protomon77122 жыл бұрын
this was awesome , the mom was so sweet and the twist with dad. wonder how an actual date would go. I know I would be especially if getting a mountain of home baked cookies and a tomboy gf . I'm sold
@jimmymondedo33242 жыл бұрын
those two are an amazing comedy duo
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@dswngz2 жыл бұрын
That was really good! Both the plot and the roleplay. The only thing is that I couldn't hear anyone but Mori Caliope in daughter's voice.
@Ghost0fTheNavigator2 жыл бұрын
This was a genuine riot to listen to! I loved every minute of it XD
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
I’m so thrilled you liked it! Thank you!
@For13BR2 жыл бұрын
I already can see a animation version of this ASMR in my head.
@burntpork80678 ай бұрын
If her mom ain’t like this I ain’t want her, she sweet af
@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked2 жыл бұрын
God the mom is so charismatic
@Char---2 жыл бұрын
Audrey : WHY DID YOU MARRY HER? BECAUSE YOU WERE INTO IT? Me : Why can I relate to the dad-
@Manlikegibbon2 жыл бұрын
“Mom...what the fawk?” “Sweetie! Language.” “You interrupted cookie time...”
@sonofccn2 жыл бұрын
You did a truly outstanding job performing both roles. From the sugary sweet mother to the gruff tomboy both were effortlessly distinct and perfectly captured their intended character. Made all the more impressive since the mother and daughter, and how they play off of each other, basically carry the scene. I really did keep forgetting you were talking to yourself. The story itself was fantastic. Through with the mother emphasizing how she kidnapped her husband out of love and that it was consensual...is this a distant sequel to the shy, gentle Yanderre who who asked to kidnap the Listener? And it would be neglectful not to mention the daughter and father scene, quite possibly the funniest part of the whole audio. And the listener's response that they woke up to a nice lady with cookies...couldn't help but grin at that.
@ChrisTheFreedomEnjoyer2 жыл бұрын
I'm always blown away by the impressive range of voices you can pull off
@treasuregoblinbutspookier96022 жыл бұрын
This not first time Treasure Goblin gots kidnapped, but first time he was fed homemade cookies! Also it appears that Treasure Goblin is very easy to kidnap
@Linkbatmangosling_12 жыл бұрын
Another great role play video for the books! It has been an honor to get kidnapped so many times by so many Yanderes they give me the love I never knew I wanted:The violent obsession kind :) ❤️❤️❤️
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Aw, thank you! Just do me a favor and keep that stuff confined to the fictional realm. I want my audience to stay nice and safe in their real world relationships!
@Linkbatmangosling_12 жыл бұрын
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the same for you Vel :)
@agentl93492 жыл бұрын
"I realized you have no reason to trust me! :D" made me chuckle for some reason
@Cmezas22 жыл бұрын
I love this audio so much, I love the characters, the story, the dynamic between the parents and the child, and how well everything was placed. Not gonna lie, I find this quite funny. Especially the part where the mom calls the dad. Good job! ❤️🤣
@kelpopunch59232 жыл бұрын
That mom's Cheerful voice is making me shivering
@Yourneighbor11122 жыл бұрын
I've heard this script before, but not with such excellent voice acting, and especially not with sound design and editing on this level! Since stumbling across your channel, I've been impressed so many times, you are skyrocketing to my favorite voice actress/audio story teller!
@Galimeer5 Жыл бұрын
"How are you okay with this??" "I had nothing better to do today"
@thehomophobickidsinclass65882 жыл бұрын
'are those the dreamy eyes of someone who isn't into being kidnapped and getting tied up?' nah ma'am, i don't care about that, you just make REALLY good cookies-
@mccloaker2 жыл бұрын
I never thought it would end like this... But I always hoped!
@nofrackingzone7479 Жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest version of the story I’ve heard so far.
@cucumber71992 жыл бұрын
Cucumber Approved
@VanillaVelvetAudio2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Cucumber!
@outcast40872 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, wow, your voice acting is impeccable! The way you say mother's and daughter's lines makes it sound like two different legit people speaking! And I absolutely love the daughter's way of speaking, so fast, straightforward and factual! Too bad she's not into tying up and all that, though...