Yandere Angel and Demon Fight Over You! (Monster Girl Audio Roleplay • Jealous • Banter • Comedy)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

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[@exakohnoah6849]

Now this is epic :^)

[@nabstablook11]

me whos watched all of them:

[@michaelnator3000]

I know a hell taker reference when I see one

[@xaiver7763]

"They've been serving nothing but pancakes since this video game came out" I GET IT

[@jenniferchristian7212]

We're lucky they have a thing for pancakes

[@natelewis7836]

I sin by drown my pancake in syrup 😋

[@fraggerlagger]

forgive me lord for I have sinned. I don’t understand the reference

[@leogaming2530]

Helltaker

[@Rico3D567]

Akechi

[@toastermind6403]

I love how the two of them decide to move into the listener’s home without consulting them. Great work Vanilla and Juniper!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

lmfao to be fair to the listener, one of these two was summoned but the other arrived without an invitation and probably can't be removed very easily. I don't think there's much choice in the matter! And thank you! 😊 We're both glad you enjoyed it!

[@anubarak9184]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio when you buy one but then you get another one free

[@polar6386]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio summon one get one free

[@darkblightballas7445]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio or maybe the listener planned this and want these two just saying

[@jamailwhite5158]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Me: ooh things are getting testy

[@austinmccormick8952]

I loved the sitcom line. Especially with the angel making that little tune

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! Those were adlibs; it was actually really hard to edit the line with the little tune because we both giggled helplessly when Juniper spontaneously said it.

[@austinmccormick8952]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio you, are so very welcome. Good job

[@simonbeaumont9415]

"Ladies, ladies, I think you got the wrong idea. I'm just looking for someone to split rent with."

[@BoxHead788]

Why is this relatable?

[@TheYounglingSlayer]

As the Chosen One, I choose both! If I can bring balance the force, I'm sure I can balance two lovely clashing ladies. It's also wonderful to see Juniper back!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

I'm glad to finally have her back! We've been trying to get another collab going since our last one in December but it just didn't work out. This "being adults with responsibilities" thing is so annoying. 😆

[@thinefaithfulcrusader2829]

Hol'up didn't you leave it in the darkness?

[@bubbykins4864]

@@thinefaithfulcrusader2829 Actually, he did bring balance, as opposed to bringing a total monopoly on the Force for Light Jedi, like those _ergelak_ (Basque for "idiots", according to Google Translate) dare think is balance. The Force always seeks balance, and there were too many Light Jedi. Granted, he could have just converted a lot of them instead of performing a mass culling, but still, he fulfilled the prophecy.

[@CoolnessNSparks]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio Me @ the Demon and Angel at this point: Girls, girls! You’re both pretty, can I have you both now? Please? I’d like the jealousy for lil old to stop, seriously. Ok? Great job, Velvet! 👀👀😊

[@SonGokuisawesome]

Listening to these two relentlessly roast each other is hilarious. Also I’m just sitting here like “Can I please play my Xbox in peace?”

[@anomanderrake654]

15:29 ok, I don't know who had this idea but this was the best way to end the video. I'd definetely watch their sitcom

[@TheBanhalor]

I love the demon and angel, both being different at the beginning and the sound effects, really really good audio 💙

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. I really love adding silly SFX for comedic effect.

[@robertroyal3636]

10:28 It's at this point I'm not even listening to what the angel is saying. I'm imagining that I'm holding on tight to the demon, and focusing on her alone.

[@Error404Frost]

Them: *Arguing for 14 minutes* Me: *Just goes to bed*

[@yancon2862]

This was great! Another wonderful performance from you two. Loved a lot of the gags here! The angel thinking of algebra, the homeowners association and the demon mocking the way the angel says "sweetheart human" all come to mind in particular. Speaking of gags pointing out how kinky the angel was for suggesting the demon needs a gag was funny, too! I had thought of pointing it out in the original script but wasn't sure if that'd maybe make things too awkward for some performers that would want to collaborate on this. (^__^;;) And I feel a need to give a shout out to how enthusiastic Juniper was listing all the "D" words. It was a really infectious excitement! Lastly the ending was SOO good. The sitcom line really made this feel like the start of a series and the little jingle at the end by Juniper was diabetes incarnate.

[@Linkbatmangosling_1]

Yay! Juniper and Vel are back collaborating I’m hoping for more ad lib’d scenes you guys are as funny as you are adorable though I’m sure for you two it’s not hard to be both. I hope both of you are having a great week and keep up the amazing work :)

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Haha, I'm glad you're happy to see us back in action as a duo! We certainly do our best to make our collabs fun for the audience; I'm thrilled whenever someone confirms we succeeded! I hope your week goes even better than mine. 💖 Take care!

[@amarionm5675]

1:56 damn, Akechi really went to hell after Shido’s palace and has been forcing mfs to eat “ delicious pancakes “ for eternity. That’s some dedication

[@myasmraccountsoIdontlookstupid]

This is an amazing replacement for the cat-girl/fox-girl sequel we never got. This was super funny to hear, as expected. Thanks for audio, Velvet and Juniper

[@kalebtewodros]

Still holding out for those two war criminals NEVER LOSE FAITH, MY FRIENDS!

[@yancon2862]

I'm stoked! I've been looking forward to a fill of this from you two, and I had no idea I'd be blessed with one so soon. I can't wait to see how you adlibbed around this one. And I instinctively knew beforehand Juniper would be the angel and you'd be the demon, Velvet. It just feels right. 😈

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

We were so excited we wanted to really jump on it before anyone else did! It's not every day we get to be a script's informal muses! 😉 There is adlibbing but it's sort of minimal this time out; firstly because the script was already pretty joke-y to begin with, so there weren't a lot of places to put new ones! And secondly, the only time we could fit the collab in was on a day when we had both already been run ragged and were tired af. It's not quite as robust a performance as we wanted it to be but we hope you enjoy it anyway! (And I will play an angel someday! Mark my words! To paraphrase Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad, I just sound that way.)

[@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116]

1:55 Ahh yes a Helltaker reference. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@anomanderrake654]

You girls are my favourite duo and I love your collabs

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hahaha, we're our favorite duo too! I'm glad you enjoy our collabs because we definitely love doing them. I wish we could do them more often!

[@toro4475]

I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you so much! I'm actually a little under the weather today (I've come down with a spring cold, bleh!) so I appreciate the well wishes especially. 💖

[@intentionalmisery66]

To think that my demon and guardian angel might be watching me whilst listening to this is some serious meta shit.

[@beckettcarney8312]

there are a bunch of parts where i actually laughed out loud because i thought they were that funny my favorite is the ending part but great job on this video and all ur future and past ones as well u should make this into a series

[@robinx5851]

It hasn't aired yet but I'm sure it will have that VanVel-touch that will make the audio not only relaxing but also a story that's fun to listen to 👍

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, thank you! I hope you enjoy it!

[@robinx5851]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio I fell asleep so I'll have to try again tomorrow. So I guess I did enjoy it haha :P

[@ajsgodlike310]

"I'm offended you're the only thing in hell thats not hot" Sick burn bro

[@getthereference6025]

I always love hearing fun colabs from you, and both of the voices in this video are great. I always love a good angel-demon-human love... thing (also the pancakes joke). Thanks for the video!

[@rickmcqueen9760]

I've heard I've heard role plays with angels versus demons before but Texas got to be my favorite so far.. You guys did such a good job feeding off each other's characters. And of course, I love the competition for the human. You guys made this a lot of fun. I hope you will do a sequel.

[@outcast4087]

Even without listening, I choose Demon. Demon girls for the win!

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Zoolzum approves this message.

[@anomanderrake654]

Can we do the divine comedy routine so I can spend time with both of them?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

lmfao with how cantankerous these two are with each other, that would be like the worst camping trip ever.

[@RickAltair]

You two are always a winning combo. Play so well off each other.

[@hikari_06]

I really love how the two characters were performed! it's doesn't have an awkward gap between the two speakers, this is one of the best dual speakers I've ever heard!♥️

[@Emike-nc9ew]

wow,another collab,thats awesome,thanks for another fun audio,take care.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. We always love doing collabs for you all!

[@RetechDragonflame]

Neat, although I'd have a tough time choosing. Demon that loves you out of nowhere or angel that's been stalking you since forever. While I'm not 100% fan of the catfight type audios it was very well done. Also always love when you add the stupidly silly sound effects like that fanfare. It's nice you like working with your friend so much! Sadly haven't been keeping up with Juniper's uploads but I noticed she's been uploading quite more often for some time now.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

lol it is a sort of Betty and Veronica situation, isn't it? Funnily enough, this week's audio was actually voted on by my patrons; the other contender was another dual script, but it was two besties instead of rivals. The cattier script won by a landslide. Well, as much of a landslide as possible with only 18-ish votes cast 😆 And yeah! Juniper has upped her schedule because she's really enjoying making audios and doing events. I can't keep up with everything she's put out either, tbh, but I can make it up to her with...idk, taking her out to lunch for tacos. 😁

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

7:30 The Angel swore, the Angel swore! I'm telling J man and big G in a prayer tonight

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

Literally the next line lol

[@JMPH55]

I honestly imagined myself slowly backing away the entire video😂

[@jounichi1983]

Another collab with Juniper Justice? Yes, please. And it's true, yandere and guardian angel go together like chocolate and peanut butter. The only hiccup is sweeps were last month. Now you have to wait until May for the next ratings period. But in all seriousness, I'm looking forward to more of these.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Darn! You're right, a late season bump in ratings isn't going to help the Juniper and Velvet Show as much as a sweeps stunt would have. I hope the network doesn't give us the axe 😭 Seriously though, thank you! If everything goes as planned I'll be over on Juniper's channel later this week, so you'll have another collab to look forward to sooner than usual!

[@jounichi1983]

@@VanillaVelvetAudio If anyone gave the two of you the axe, I'd have to question their qualifications.

[@zackihen4905]

Wait hold on? I get to choose between my Guardian Angel, and a Yandere Demon... Aren't I suppose to have both? Well it doesn't matter! I choose both! Much love from UK Vel and Juniper! 😄💙

[@Reala16]

these ones where there are 2 who fight each other like this are so fun to listen to.

[@KoalaDeVil]

This definitely needs to be a series! It was hilarious

[@Quittestio]

Oh that was precious. The mutual annoyance was gold and that little tune made me lose it.

[@primrosevale1995]

This is the best take on the personal angel/devil trope since the ones on Kronk’s shoulders.

[@aceisuptonogood]

This is absolutely adorable and I can’t wait to witness the series I just know it’s going to evolve into, but I have to give the most props to the witty self roasting, made me snort laugh more than a few times. 😂😂😂👌

[@kaptainriflebeard5980]

0:58: Wow! That's a very convenient spell. Wish I have it

[@spork7556]

This audio was hilariously Spork had a smile throughout the whole video, thank you for the audio, Love Spork ❤️

[@multirole4137]

Angel and Demon: *fight for my love* Me: Can't I at least have ONE normal day?

[@gamingkingedwards8139]

This asmr is just.... God I cant put into words how fun it was to listen to this! Like brooo I swear from the jokes to the voices to just the whole thing it was honestly the best just *chefs kiss* Nice one guys

[@bill6]

Oh I already know this’ll be good💯💯

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thanks for the vote of confidence! It's much appreciated. I hope you enjoy the audio!

[@Juany1985]

I haven’t laughed out loud this much during an audio in a while😂 this was so fun lol

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

Ian: Both. (DMN in the background: You already have a demon, Ian! You greedy heart stealer...) Ian: XD Hey I don't have a FEMALE one okay?!

[@stevenatkins5206]

I have to admit; your sound effects and musical cues are on point.

[@starcomtachyon]

That amber alert line was brutal lol

[@G8tDestroyer]

“You don’t kick puppies you eat them.” John Wick is inbound to your location.

[@macromondo8026]

Their back and forth has me in stitches, literally has to pause every now and then to laugh out loud, nicely done!

[@randombrit13]

I may have missed the premiere but I’ll always show up for a video with juniper in it, eventually, and velvet is one of the best from my subscription feed. All that plus a script from my favourite writer and it’s a recipe for greatness. Though saying I have good taste for choosing “arimahic” instead of Latin doesn’t check out as that is not the one of those two languages I can read. Admittedly I can’t write either but besides the point. Also you definitely don’t eat puppy’s you raise them into dogs and train them to drop bricks on solicitors and maybe Jehovah’s witnesses.

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Aw, thank you! It's always so flattering to know I'm highly regarded, especially in a niche with so many other talented performers.

[@zackdanger8069]

damn i love this supernatural roasting by angel girl and demon girl this is so F**king Awesome Video keep up the Good Work

[@TheDoomertron]

Great Sitcom FInale!! Love it haha

[@onesnazzyboizero8034]

This is soo wholesome!! 😇

[@lumvy260]

I love when the two of you duo…….. IT”S PERFECTIONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! I hope you’re doing well.

[@PerfectKingdom1]

*shivers* algebra. She's definitely a demon

[@englishmuffin7]

Omg this was uploaded on my birthday and I didn't find this until now?!

[@orphosgrind1793]

Oh, I just summoned Ms. Demon for some romantic advice and ‘other tips’ but not to do anything. Plus I’ve been dying to try out my new MTG deck but haven’t had the chance to play against anyone.

[@heybrothatsfunny]

helltaker ref was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@diornodiovanna1151]

I would love to see a sequel for both sides of this conversation

[@darkblightballas7445]

Lucifer loves To make pancakes With a side of jambalaya courtesy of our dear radio demon Alastor

[@knife47]

Knife just cannot choose between the two of them, they are such sweet girls. So… both…?

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Both? Both. Both is good.

[@megamovieman101]

Juniper’s back! And yayyy comedy Velvet lol

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

🎉🎉 I'm glad to have her back! And I couldn't stay away from comedy for long. I may enjoy doing other things, but silly fun is still my favorite.

[@megamovieman101]

And Juniper was adorable 😭 that ending, “Bada daaa dada, da”

[@megamovieman101]

I was half expecting a laugh track 😂

[@roberto95386]

JUNIPER IS BACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

I give this the Dystopian Seal of Royal Approval.

[@Fuckoffistan]

Love the duo-ness thing going here and the cat.vs.fox one, my favorites

[@thewoomyconnoisseur]

Part 2 please this is getting good

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

There's no sequel script at this time, sorry! (This script itself was only posted this month, actually!) If there ever is a sequel though, we'd love to continue the adventures of these two.

[@thewoomyconnoisseur]

Oof ok still loved the video keep up the good work

[@gentlemist36]

"That is propaganda, that is heavenly propaganda and you know it" This has to be one of my favorite lines, I really wanna start quoting that now =^=

[@Canpo_]

Fun fact, if these entities can die to (or be affected by) physical causes, it implies that in this universe they are just different branches of mortals, who live in different dimensions.

[@jackie649]

Amazing rapport

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Thank you! We have a lot of fun doing collabs and I think it shows.

[@carsonhenrichs8534]

The moment she said she got rid of people getting to close it actually made me cry what the heck. All it made me think was on hun now you gave me a reason to fight you and in the moment thoughts.

[@carsonhenrichs8534]

This opinion is pointless and not meant to cause negativity🙃👍

[@josephbrown4768]

Excellent collaboration. I love it. Would love to see a sequel in the future. (Let's say they both move in with listener and have to try living together). ❤

[@plasmalion558]

Easy demon choice. Creepy stalker angel with feathers that will make me sneeze and the whole no nonsense when i prefer chaos lol

[@redhood8383]

This living in a sitcome thing i am SO down for i hope to see a part two soon! I loved this! :3

[@cifalem]

This is so dam- *darn* good! Thank you VV&J!!!

[@AV20242]

Ok it was a little funny. My dude probably just stood there watching two of them argue. And that last singing line, That was quite adorable. Ven and Juniper right? Not bad, Though the MattyesMatt script you did wasn't bad either.

[@PokeTheGoats]

THE SOUND FX FROM THE ANGEL ARRIVING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@louisstokes1498]

I would be eating some popcorn while they fight over the listener

[@Solrex_the_Sun_King]

14:20 if you're my guardian Angel then no wonder it's so hard to not sin. You just swore, twice!!!

[@leer_me_hace_felizw1847]

I have been listening to asmr once a day since 2 years ago... This is on my top three amazing job

[@MorbidlyObeseChell]

Who gives the best headpats is the real question

[@PrivateDevilZenchannel]

honestly I can see this being the first episode of an animated comedy

[@leo20022004]

As much as I enjoy yandere and this audio, i would like a banishing spell. I can already tell I wouldn't want to have both of them in my home, wouldn't get a moment of peace.

[@yandereneko5523]

I am siding with the yandere angel because abstinence is epic

[@VanillaVelvetAudio]

Hey, if it makes you happy, go for it! And I certainly know a lot of aroace folks who agree with the assessment that abstinence is epic.

[@Inquisitor_Redacted]

Should have had the angel come in saying "be not afraid!"

[@TheCrudeSellsword]

"I doubt a goody two-shoes angel like you even thinks about violence... Michael's right behind me isn't he"

[@captain_d_angel]

Two things to say First: I feel bad for the listener second: If I was in his position I feel like just walking getting food and they follow me and I get close to a rage and leave them in my house alone just for getting a rest. Still it’s cool I remember how I felt like the first time.

[@finnkuudere3516]

Me: Oh my God we are all going to Hell. Babe: What do you mean, Sweetie? Me: Well listener summoned a demon, the demon is a demon, and the guardian angel is leaving its appointed place so… Babe: Oh, ok… let’s listen… together… *Babe sits on my lap* *Babe takes writing tablet and pen and starts taking notes* 12:15 Babe : Ooh ooh good idea good idea! *Babes scribbles note to self* Babe mumbles: amateurs 15:30 Me chuckling: Good content, always good content Babe whispers in my ear: They may be going to hell but come with me and I’ll take you to heaven… *Babe pulls me towards the bedroom* Babe: Don’t forget, Sweetie…I’M YOUR Yandere… *giggle* *kiss*

[@ProblematicHuman]

This was awesome

[@ByMarco25]

Now that was something *out of this world* hehehe nice one me, but I really enjoyed the bickering between them, I wasn't expecting a bit of romcom too the audio but I enjoy a good laugh, idk if there will be a part 2, or 3 I won't mind, but a continuation would be so much fun, see them fight over the listener whilst we just sitt there, our eyes switching between them xD, 10/10 audio great work both of you

[@Allfather_of_all_living_things]

The angel girl’s sick-minded, a lot sicker than the demon, at least the lusty hell girl’s honest about where she’s coming from. The demon girl’s kinda awkward in matters of corrupting, but she’s certainly not socially unstable like the angel girl

[@jadser1]

Ah the legendary duo once more!

[@SteinerScout]

"I wrote my name on the back of their neck while they were asleep" hang on I gotta go get the alcohol wipes.

[@ayayronayayron3624]

This sounds like a great anime premise.

[@21eienni]

Their fight is so entertaining! I love it!

[@Gerod253]

This is amazing! I laughed out loud and probably disturbed the neighbors.

[@roygbiv4323]

This is excellent acting. Please do a series of at least a part 2. This would be a good anime.

[@GregPrice-ep2dk]

Meanwhile, their "darling human" sneaks off to find a human GF who isn't crazy AF...

[@shwilliam2522]

Your name on my neck? A good luck charm? You fkin branded me, LIKE CATTLE… WHY?