Vanishque - A New Untold Story: Ep. 392

choose your starter pokemon.
0:00 - 392, Hawaii, & other stuff
25:10 - Pokemon
31:00 - Pokemon Presentation
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[@daniellongstreth7060]

Seeing Mook here before he goes on the yak yesterday is like watching that Mexican singer get the death note from the Cartel

[@jibba1681]

Then watching the yak was like watching the bud Dwyer video

[@tqt927]

Like watching the Starks on their way to the Red Wedding

[@jamespolnick2720]

Oh jeeze hahaha I know exactly the video you speak of.

[@mosesonaquasar]

#mookmilitia

[@Br4y44]

No one makes me laugh more effortlessly than KB

[@saadhistory]

KB is a genius

[@Jrben-wx3ts]

KB’s on a generational run right now

[@saadhistory]

He is my Taylor swift

[@shayreal1853]

@@saadhistoryholy shit you’re right

[@caydenyoung8326]

Kyle Bauer is so goddamn funny I can’t believe how good his drawings were

[@TravisCalvin5]

Production has been great lately. Love all the flash back cut ins and stuff. Keep it up, boys

[@giornogiovanna836]

Glad they have your approval

[@TravisCalvin5]

@@giornogiovanna836 how dare I compliment the people who work hard to put out good content. I'm a truly despicable person

[@mmmmmmmmmmacla]

Naan functioning evolves into… Grain dead. A wheat grain on life support

[@mmprred5093]

Gluten incompetent

[@dugdimmadome]

Ryetarded

[@bellyjuul]

"These men have killed with the nonnest of chalants " 😭😭 the priest of protocol is a poet

[@shawnela7246]

Ciabattism is a good final form of special kneads. Just a puzzle piece shaped bread that gets cut out of Naan Functioning after he got flattened.

[@ConfusedOven]

Sourdough-dough

[@mklnicoli4]

ryetarded

[@donnyjohnssurgery]

i paused and tried to think of one for like 5 minutes… nothing this good. props to you 😂😂

[@brandonshoots_]

KB’s brain works in mysterious ways 😂

[@mosesonaquasar]

🦾🧠

[@jamesgallagher8795]

KB is the most effortless hilarious person on earth

[@donnyjohnssurgery]

“it’s the worst expression of thought” made me choke on my drink

[@thejoeykirk]

Rudy gives me hope that AI can’t replicate human authentici…. Woah look out a Vanishque!!!

[@professorchaos3516]

The progression into it being a flip on the spanish flu and the boys reaction made the episode

[@mikecolombo8960]

KB’s Pokemon is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long, long time

[@Hoayaboi]

I think Naan Functioning could evolve into Cereal Palsy. Naan verbal and disabled motor skills

[@Chathew55]

The incline press comment had me choking on my lunch 😂 KB with the ole 1-2

[@B.T.D.F]

A pokemon named Middle Yeast will be great. It's just a piece of bread that is on fire.

[@Gerardkay]

drawing is the reading of art 💯

[@jacobveenhuis]

the funniest people at barstool and a guy named rudy

[@User-vn8rn]

Rudy hate is lame. Find a new slant

[@TripleC123]

Rudy consistently drags the show down but they’re too nice to drop him at this point

[@brandonklein1526]

Mook is not funny

[@TravisCalvin5]

Rudy 🤝 Special Kneads

[@taylor_johnson]

The way KB cracks Nick up is adorable

[@Jacob-fl6pc]

KB was on a godamn heater in this one 🔥

[@Aholden]

Seconds From Disaster - episode 135: Mooks love life

[@kylemk1838]

Special Kneads, Naan Functioning and Retart

[@benkahn4335]

KB the funniest man alive

[@samnichols2202]

KB is genuinely a great artist

[@caydenyoung8326]

Honestly the only ad reads I ever enjoy listening to

[@samgarcia2147]

Owen leaves, Rudy comes in to produce, they get Mook to produce and help out, he goes full time so that means Rudy just gets a mic?

[@brandocif3943]

KBs pokemon reveal had me in tears for a good 5 minutes

[@dwoo10aC]

Y’all continue to crush every ep. Thank you

[@jakeecker1648]

Should evolve into Bread Mintz

[@jacksonwilcox3689]

37:39 final form is ‘Whole Brain’ and he has his lost chromy back

[@strika1140]

The funny flipside to all of the saddest shortest stories is a funny idea

[@tylerjesus526]

Raisin Dead (Brain Dead + Raisin Bread) was best i could think of

[@user-qx3tg7iw2k]

Special kneads could evolve into “sourduhh”

[@cowturtlestudios8397]

What happened to so many of the bits😢

[@poobtoilet1822]

I love this show so much. Rudy’s were complete nonsense but got me so good, KB’s were amazing. “He hates politicians, catch phrase is ‘Fuck politicians’”

[@dakotacrouch7080]

Razzburger. It’s a raspberry with shields/weapon that resemble a burger bun. Asperger’s but bread pokemon.

[@MissnickelOVHo]

Three mile island is in Harrisburg, PA. Not New Jersey. Smh

[@XFLHighlights]

Rudy’s left sock is scaring me

[@bfranchized19]

Special Kneads -> Doughpe

[@A-track89]

Mook in his bag with the editing recently ❤

[@Pandoroitis]

Vanishque was diabolical

[@harrisonwinter5821]

Hard Arsonist is maybe the hardest I've ever laughed at this podcast

[@rileys-richardson180]

AuTOASTic - toast with autism and Rudy missed on Hiroshamu - nuclear powered Japanese Orca

[@rilesroo1]

I need the pontius pilot poster asap. The alliteration alone is worth it

[@killerbees2361]

Special-kneads -> Naan Functioning -> Autoastic (via fire stone)

[@samnichols2202]

"drawing is the reading of art" - KB

[@Jerad-Wehrle503]

The nonest of chalants 😂

[@coreyarmstrong6673]

Wait till KB finds out about Emboar

[@shaydore1561]

Kyle needs to travel the world, I’ve been telling him

[@mosesonaquasar]

No passport. Ppl are asking why

[@CongoFalls]

I love these guys 😂

[@jong7041]

KB needs to get a passport and go to playa del Carmen that's the vibe he was describing

[@Pronky84]

Is it better for the pod to watch on KZbin or Spotify? Easier to listen to at work but enjoy video better.

[@ethanm8007]

Shoutout to the rapper 392 Lil Head

[@yungcobalt]

we need pontious pilot posters

[@bigleaguejew3101]

Lmao they playin Mula on the pod 😂🤣

[@professorchaos3516]

“The worst expression of thought”

[@Bobdabuulder]

Hard Arsonist vs Elefetanyl who you got?

[@iaingillard196]

Slowdough

[@paytonseitz5125]

392 is the engine in the charger….hellcat is a engine as well

[@tracksuitJohn]

3 hours ago. That's like 5 AM local time. Either this upload was scheduled or someone was in trouble today.

[@paulyskudder4490]

KB got skillZ. With a capital z.

[@tk1721]

Boston Terrio murders 5-month old asap rocky type beat

[@mosesonaquasar]

Mammillary syrup FTW

[@Buhmab4621]

Mook on his directorial debut shit

[@jamespeters771]

Wuhantré needs to be a shirt😂

[@jackboccelli8591]

Specialkneads -> Naanfunctionin’ -> Ryetarded

[@howarddavenport3763]

You guys basically did garbage pal kids and I loved it.

[@mosesonaquasar]

How TF is this not also sponsored by @PerryEllis with all the vacation fit talk. Missed opportunity smh

[@Aholden]

Stratch in a monsoon...

[@bradyfern6957]

Doughmasome

[@waynesiegrist]

Next evolution would clearly be ryetarded

[@reecegriffith4864]

wheat-arded for the final bread evolution

[@TravisCalvin5]

Should sell your fake Pokémon in the store as stickers

[@garreTTU2023]

I wanna see where Curl Barber was gonna go

[@Patboisclair1]

Rudy's pants look like pokemon... Anacondpants

[@tycollinsh7421]

Kyle needs to just become real artist. I would buy that ASAP & Rih for hundrends.

[@somelaf1192]

Final form of knead has to be Rudy

[@josephrothstein9785]

If you told Nicky Smokes about the border crisis he wouldn’t have any opinion on it, he would just be shocked that there are other countries outside America.

[@alexlara2916]

Hawaiian roller

[@RossThompson-gi2ce]

Neeed merch of the made up Pokémon, special kneads T-shirt would go hard

[@motionlessvibesonly]

Down Cinnamon Raisin Bread

[@danlebsock1874]

Special Breaducation

[@madeleinefuller8919]

Need Nick to not touch his beard trim settings. This is the perfect length

[@dgunshow00]

Boys…. Rye-Tarded was right there for the taking

[@99tmann99]

Special kneads. Naan functioning. Rye Tard

[@mosesonaquasar]

Anyone else think that KBs inability to get a passport of new ID is a any Kaufman esque long term bit, or Occam’s razor and it’s cause he’s a felon or an identity thief

[@ploney45]

Funniest combo at barstool gave away that 3rd mic way too easily. Rudy was great behind camera barely chirping in. He definitely got jealous of all the attention Mook was getting during the Mo Bamba week and forced his way onto the screen.

[@mosesonaquasar]

Not the worst analysis in the world but I dunno, I hope it’s more organic and less egoistic than that. Rudy brings good insight and has some solid input but Mook is very quick witted. Scoof blows them both out of the water

[@SeasonalHarvester]

Make sure to hit the North Shore KB

[@kdrey1320]

Why is mook not in Australia

[@jmac942]

RYEtard was right there fellas

[@BromaniWoW]

We need kb to draw a caricature of nick on pod

[@kylemcdoogs99]

Gotta be Ryetard

[@TheKlrich95]

Special Kneads > Ryeley Reid

[@juandamiennebraska338]

Kb my internet god

[@coryswarmer]

Crustistic

[@maxteunissen1170]

Bauer? Hardly know her

[@RockyMountainResale]

OBGYN

[@bingjohnson3531]

392

[@DezzyDevs]

Rudy……….Please go away forever