Charlie Day and Ice Cube Trade Children's Insults | Vanity Fair

[@foxlikessapphics]

"i'll unthink you" that kid has untapped power that we, as mere mortals, can only dream of.

[@AlexisGolnas]

See that door? The one marked "Pirate"? You think a pirate lives in there?

[@CharlieAUS]

I see a door marked private. Is that the door you're talking about?

[@yugiogodman8281]

i see a door i want you on the other side of

[@sapnupuas2828]

I see a door and on the other side is [INSERT TEXT HERE]

[@Omnissiah44]

reference?

[@NoahCanFB]

TrollHunter its always sunny in philadelphia

[@Seahawkfan1108]

"See that door? I want you on the other side of it." *FUCKING SAVAGE*

[@Nutellaa_1]

Randy Gutierrez I laughed my ass off to that one😂😂

[@jebustchrist4054]

Randy Gutierrez that could meet interpreted as flirting ;)

[@lizbarber4151]

dylan pheifer how is that racist ur an idiot even if u think it sounds racist like how is going in the other side of a door racist

[@Domdiddileydoman]

mattythedog is a savage in real life

[@nazmo1880]

future Boss.....or teacher

[@aubreymartin5087]

"You can't come to my birthday party anymore." Lmao. Kids...

[@Figs3]

Aubrey Martin that one was the coldest insult I have ever heard. Lmao

[@leocotton73]

It broke my heart at 5.

[@sleeexs]

Aubrey Martin Savage

[@LUCKIPUP]

Aubrey Martin Your nose is bigger than noses in Iowa, get it jews

[@jaretmane]

That's a Wild N Out quote in the Wildstyle by Jacob the awkward white guy

[@paulos8289]

Ice Cube is the only one who can make "you are a toy" offensive

[@creativekiiier1649]

Paulos so does woody

[@AwkwardCheeseIsAwkward]

only them real OGs

[@SJ-tb2wq]

Paulos yeah, woody was what I referred to immediately.

[@Ethan-en2ij]

Same with Woody

[@nnedianya]

the "I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly." was gold

[@WWFC_Liam]

69 likes, nice

[@mattj4112]

"you are a toy" cube read it exactly like Woody lmao

[@iMaggie7]

Matt J 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cuntrolldenied7722]

I knew I had heard that somewhere before!

[@enigmasandwich]

fresh cold woody cube is life

[@IamLegendNC]

I busted out laughing at "you think like a stop sign". I can't even lie. Lmao

[@EsmeeJoy]

i still don't get it 😂

[@IamLegendNC]

That's what makes it funny. Lol. Nobody gets it. Lmao

[@EsmeeJoy]

lol i'm so bad at jokes

[@heartandtroll9993]

You don't get it? Are you serious?

[@bebelc2l]

Wasn’t it supposed to mean that the other person doesn’t think at all?

[@ArikaPF1]

the hammer one XDD friggin kids and their sass

[@drehasthebestbeats2874]

Game Children No.

[@M.Bison94]

They aren't kids. Furiousnymph?

[@notevenironicallyfunny204]

MadeOfTime These aren't kids? Do you know what reddit is?

[@sapnupuas2828]

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence. thats what reddit is for right?

[@paulinag2055]

MadeOfTime I seriously lost it with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dontdoit9176]

"nobody wants to be a white kevin hart" LOL still laughing at that one from the other video.

[@naruto1coolestfan]

DontDoit deadass

[@stevenbech9496]

and nobody wants to be the black version of Kevin Hart

[@aaronjanagal8327]

rockyfan1011 shut up blud ...moist

[@aaronjanagal8327]

rockyfan1011 shut up blud ...moist

[@braedonsrantsmore2482]

DontDoit or when they asked if that one guy named ice like ice cube said are related he said yeah we are both have ice parents or something that I was laughing

[@Emilio_Draconetti]

i’ve waited my whole life for charlie day to tell me “you’re alright, kid”

[@mfdoo]

1:40 not inviting someone to your birthday party will get your account deleted

[@xfortnite9017]

I see

[@Rizaki1225]

Well not really, well sometimes

[@Joel-tb2qy]

I see what you did...😏

[@HDitzzDH]

Justified, that one is too harsh..

[@cautiousbastard]

Legit comment. It’s happened

[@thainfamous]

A New ice cube video? Today was a good day...

[@carljohnson4884]

Gujarati_Gangsta shut up you guju

[@thainfamous]

So many buses in the world and you're not under the tyres of one.

[@samanthamacdoo524]

Gujarati_Gangsta yuuupp

[@HungrySnorlaxGamer]

Gujarati_Gangsta o

[@damiansconberg4715]

Gujarati_Gangsta he didn't even have to use his AK too!

[@darielalonso1505]

"You know in Jr High poo poo head becomes Shithead" 😂😂😂😂

[@tatianatupou2899]

🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@kedaah]

ice cube can make anything sound offensive

[@dylanmurray5560]

Anyone remember the infamous "i know you are but what am i!"

[@dakhazmohammad2192]

Dylan Murray the thing is I had never really known what it meant

[@connnnnnnor2096]

Dylan Murray hear it all the time

[@jesuschrist1203]

Dylan Murray the most annoying thing bruh

[@samr5937]

Dylan Murray my cousin still uses it

[@masonherman1095]

Dylan Murray still use at my school

[@jonathanjames2162]

I feel like Charlie’s IASIP character wrote these

[@candycane2885]

That's exactly my thoughts 😂

[@sheadoherty7434]

How? He can't read

[@Joeri20cm]

I want a video like this but with Charlie and Danny DeVito!

[@aspenm3757]

Lmao Danny DeVito reading 2:16

[@cameronhughez]

God, I love Charlie Day's line delivery

[@official8x643]

"IM NOT A THREE YEAR OLD YOUR A THREE YEAR OLD!"

[@kevinc4123]

*you're

[@official8x643]

Kevin C I know I was Finna change it but I said Fucc it

[@thatonegooze]

What I'm not crying. YOURE CRYING!!!

[@trentonhema251]

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I!! LALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!

[@amadisass2503]

they were probably three and a half .

[@iyonajones8251]

"See that door? I want you on the other side of it." Omg I lost it at that one 😂😂😭

[@only1kristen]

"You wanna hear a good joke? Your life." Boom. Life over. You're done. #IWon #YouLost

[@Ow-OMG]

Kristen Naidu k

[@kfj111]

"alright,one of the Nantucket kids, all nine of them" savage

[@OutcastAngelV]

2:49 I read that in Woody's voice when he was screaming at Buzz hahah

[@weezysalamanca]

Whatever kid made up that baby gravy shit got bars

[@Jetstream-wk5hd]

"You're not invited to my birthday party anymore." - Deleted Account Did his account get deleted for abuse?

[@oscarriddle8510]

The way ice cube says buttface😂😂

[@milkymannn2723]

I thought Charle couldn't read?

[@Laura_Norda]

NOoBsTriKer101 - he just adapted

[@exatixunboxings2924]

"Charlie​" lmao it's in the title

[@heythere6804]

What do now?

[@incognitoguy63626]

Clams McGee do you think a pirate lives in there?

[@city536]

Ice cube needs his own YT channel, all the videos with him are awesome

[@fandomgirl8928]

"I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly" 😂😂😂

[@kevinchenr]

3:57 that kid made Cube laugh. Now that's a life accomplishment.

[@harmonymcnugget]

I love ice cube said "I hope santa brings u a book of manners" so proper 😂😂

[@tabs3170]

"you are a toy" - Woodie 1996

[@TheWowwa]

"I'll unthink you" and "you think like a stop sign" just makes me laughed sooo bad!

[@luissantos7343]

Remembering Kevin Hart saying it was impossible to make Ice Cube laugh. "I though fat people were supposed to be jolly!" He breaks.

[@_bad_editz_]

“Your not invited to my birthday party anymore” 😂 The plumber one OMG THE FUTURE HAS BEEN TOLD

[@Criticcizm]

"It looks like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a hammer" lmao. That shit is hilarious.

[@rasmustikka1505]

I love how Cube says butt.

[@thecool24681]

Why do these insults sound like the president? Weird.

[@tyler838]

thecool24681 yeah nice try, not even funny. You're probably like 14 and know nothing about politics anyway.

[@Grape_Production]

What are you doing on youtube? Go back to CNN.

[@thecool24681]

🤓🤓🤓

[@thecool24681]

***** 😇😇😇😇

[@cynidox]

thecool24681 *when you know nothing about politics and want likes*

[@grainofsaltministries4836]

Charlie learned to read. Good for him!

[@andrewf3216]

Why isnt "Dennis is **shole, why Charlie hate?"

[@juannavarro465]

“You know I’m jr high poo-poo head becomes shithead” I’m dead😂😂🤣🤣

[@mehwhyausername1]

"you are a toy" - a kid's version of calling someone a tool

[@smokeylowkey420]

kids deez days with their savage insults

[@connnnnnnor2096]

They forgot the classic "I know you are but what am i?"

[@angrypanda4908]

C0nn0r'z Rekorder Rodeo Or the 'You're not my friend anymore.'

[@CALMBEATS]

kids didn't write those .. 100%

[@DanielChavez-nq7xb]

CALMBEATS what have you that idea was it the Charlie day looks like a botch or your a poo poo head lol

[@siena4235]

2:16 - that one was sent in by Frank Reynolds

[@momchilyankov2197]

“I’ll unthink you” I’m dying😂😂

[@katemiller3919]

“You’re not invited to my birthday party anymore.”

[@moeelash]

Charlie Day looks like a watered down RDJ

[@coryfaith3311]

When cube slowly starts slamming the papers down on the table..😂😂

[@SS2_Vegeto]

4:19 Found the future serial killer.

[@allisonmariah1576]

4:14 just by how he said it had me dead😆😆😂😂💀

[@78taramarie]

I wonder what kids will say in 30 years

[@the_true_moe6715]

CTHEWOLF777 in 30 years all kids will be talking nothing but memes

[@78taramarie]

THE_TRUE_MOE that's true

[@sonnydavis4365]

Charlie looks like the type of guy to actually say thes things to someone in a fight 😂😂😂

[@alexandramadeira4345]

Is anybody else disappointed that Charlie Day isn't more like Charlie Kelly?

[@MLSoll]

He usually actually acts a lot like Charlie Kelly in other interviews I've seen - He's a bit subdued here

[@MLSoll]

Yes I've noticed that. He was on Jimmy Fallon the other day and even did a Nazi March on national television, which is very Charlie Kelly-ish. They are pretty much the same expect Charlie Day is literate and doesn't spend his time killing rats in a basement . lol With Ice Cube though he just he just seems a bit restrained, I don't know. It's weird.

[@Jamesizzlin]

Alexandra Madeira yeah I've noticed its only around cube he is kind of behaved. i bet hes just super offensive and hes trying not to be normal charlie to not offend ice cube. i can see something weird about charlie in his recent fist fight press

[@audreys1843]

Alexandra Madeira he wouldn't even be able to read the notecards if he was like Charlie Kelly

[@samwizell9078]

James Buchanan No he always acts like that Charlie Day is not Charlie Kelly. If you've seen any interviews with him, he's obviously the main genius behind Always Sunny and nothing like his character. Stop trying to be a keyboard behaviorist.

[@Skeliana]

"Work on your insults, kids." "Ya got homework."

[@blaustein_autor]

So, did I get this right? This is a low-budget reenactment of the presidential election 2016?

[@TheRealestIdealist]

"I'll un-think you" ......DARK!! 😂

[@jada_williams1121]

Cube makes it look so harsh

[@WiskerBiscuitz]

2:32 cuts deep. eye contact and everything

[@Boxedpapi]

I'll unthink you xD

[@jorgenvonstrangle000]

2:36 "doo doo caca butthole" IM DEAD!!!!

[@breadwinna1333]

respect ice cube ice aka the best rapper in the universe

[@niggareally1521]

Mike Peraza I mean you over exadurating

[@jaydendavidson9176]

Charlie day waited a couple then busted out the go fuck yourself, classic!😂

[@javarison5386]

Imagine being a kid that made Ice Cube laugh

[@RideTheMovie]

"Hello I'm Ice Cube and I'am Charlie Day" haha

[@Chris-qt9uu]

1:54 i get the context but at first i thought he said “this makes sense” cause ice cube is black 😂

[@stephismith983]

“i’ll unthink you” bars

[@hannahl1261]

I love your videos

[@cmcull987]

"You're so ugly, the ambulance is gonna come take you away." I crack up about that one.

[@sjaakhalma]

2.53 YOU AAAAARE A TOYYYY!!!

[@n-dingthericefarmer4386]

2:49 Ice Cube should voice Woody in a Toy Story remake.

[@juicewrld3616]

I love Charlie Day too but it’s obvious Ice Cube can make all of his offensive by just saying it in his own way😂

[@bassmabou1245]

"You're not invited to my Birthday party anymore." 😂😂😂

[@M.Bison94]

A kid named furiousnymph? Uhhhhh what

[@mikaylabyrd9361]

M. Bison right I was like wait a minute...

[@SH-zf1cf]

"I'll unthink you" and "you're a toy" are the most meta things i've ever heard a kid say

[@exceptionallycreativeusern593]

Trump did a good job with these insults.

[@vee6163]

"you're not invited to my birthday party anymore." savage 😂

[@louisr7341]

It's to long makes it pretty cringy

[@sombiiTV]

Like your spelling.

[@louisr7341]

Slowly Dying sick roast but you do realise it's the internet and nobody with an actual good response gives a shit

[@sombiiTV]

"nobody with an actual good response gives a shit" trying to figure out what that means...

[@louisr7341]

Slowly Dying it means if you have to resort to mocking my spelling which is the most cliche draw out thing to do on social media by the way, then it shows that you don't have a good comment to come back at me with showing how stupid you really are... but I kinda guessed you were a grammar Nazi already by your name and picture let me guess you like tumbler and danisnotonfire....am I correct?

[@sombiiTV]

Damn... not even close. But saying something is cringy sure is original and hilarious. We all know that.

[@DarkxUver]

"You got homework" Listen that kids~ lmoa

[@2010RSHACKS]

charlie day got more makeup on than a teenage girl

[@praveensharma9893]

nothing teenage girls mmmm yummy

[@svetamakoveeva318]

He looks like dennis

[@nochillpancake]

Praveen Sharma what

[@sherifkhalil9333]

Praveen Sharma why don't you take a seat over there

[@keithcrusader]

you sure? not in my city...

[@niasiasr2914]

Found myself to be on an Ice Cube video binge...I am very happy

[@KeenanRohlman8323]

Kitten mittens

[@myri0731]

"your so ugly, the ambulance is going to come take you away." lmao

[@jaydendavidson9176]

Charlie day looks different out of movies hardcore, it's like he's a clone.....

[@mushmush2874]

whats with the ........ lmao

[@wajd3430]

"you got homework." 😂

[@EverythingPossible14]

This is really cringy

[@Charl1eSheenWIN]

cube sounds angry even when saying children's insults lmao

[@stewartnelson2916]

Is this no vaseline the sqeequal

[@Roseyyy748]

Can’t believe Charlie didn’t get ice cube featured on it’s always sunny. Honestly something I needed to see.

[@fdavid317]

Poo-Poo head.

[@connor666]

"You're clinically stupid" got me so much

[@roronoadoggo]

11 years ago, my first day of school. We had basketball in PE and someone made a mistake. I told the teacher about it and she said "it was not a mistake". My answer was: "why should i listen to you about sports when you're so fat you can't even run 200 meters" Later my mum saw her and she agreed with me

[@stefismano]

"You're not invited to my birthday party anymore" That one is so strong I had to "HUUUUUUU!" it

[@bmoji]

Should of had "I wish you went to columbine"

[@fadedxo7997]

lmfao

[@ayelemensah8816]

I still can’t get over the gummy bear pee one. That was really creative!

[@woogiemonster]

Heard a kid at the beach tell somebody *_"your mom has 33 teeth."_* Took me a second, then I died.

[@descom1959]

Cube's smacks that table so hard, he gonna break it

[@dannigamboa3755]

The way ice cube says stuff got me dead XD