Vargskelethor's CBT: The movie

[@TofuRabbit]

"There's no way Joel subjected himself to this" -Simpleflips, talking about the undisputed Desert Bus world champion.

[@succcocc9129]

How doesn't this comment have any replies? Oh wait.

[@someguy7526]

@@succcocc9129 Hi :) 1 extra reply

[@godzillafan9115]

@@someguy7526 2 mate

[@bluenotesnotes8280]

Lmao

[@0xGRIDRUNR]

dave rabbit? as in the man who made the best ever texmods for bl2?? holy shit i enver expected to find you here lmaoooooo

[@ArchiverOfWorlds]

"there's no way Joel would've subjected himself to this sort of torture" I remember when he spent 12+ hours in one stream trying to clear this level to be able to upload it. Do not underestimate a swede and his memes.

[@nessthepsycho6252]

Also, how many times did he subject himself to Desert Bus? His determination his honestly terrifying.

[@KeltrossGaming]

@@nessthepsycho6252 not only that, but he failed desert bus 7.5 hours in and then did the entire 8 hours the next day just to prove he could finish the challenge

[@chinesemassproduction]

lmao didnt simpleflips beat this in an hour and a half?

[@Arras01]

With the unintended shell jump, yes. The intentional method (the way Joel did it) took Simp much longer than an hour and a half (though still less time than Joel spent on it, since he's much less experienced with Mario Maker).

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

@@nessthepsycho6252 Ikr? I always found that really inspiring

[@soup6478]

wow can’t believe Joel needed cognitive behavior therapy after this

[@McKeelix]

Cock and ball therapy

[@radhewcolumn1891]

The Omega Oscar *Therapy

[@SpecialAgentJamesAki]

Soup lmao

[@birmingham2217]

*Cunknitive behaviour therapy

[@thememelord6510]

*slurp*

[@SilverstarStream]

Well, it's been nearly 5 months, and I'm still duct-taped to my ceiling, hearing the screams of an idiot from the livestream on my computer. One day I shall get down, and thank the man who flipped an unimportant element of his stream upside-down just for me. What a great entertainer.

[@originalname9879]

What did he flip?

[@felixtape3291]

@@originalname9879 everything.

[@SuperZergMan]

@@originalname9879 14:23

[@sml2k186]

He should be free now that nearly a year has passed

[@Skeletonarmy246]

@SilverstarStream Are You down yet?

[@zera1266]

I can imagine joel seeing the cheese and screaming internally

[@Pokaroquai]

500 likes without 500 replies? Thats weird.

[@Cramhead43]

29:04 “It’s not difficult, it’s just really hard.” -Simpleflips

[@ShockingPikachu]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Konomi_io]

yet somehow the statement makes perfect sense

[@pixelate4131]

"Its going to twist his mind, his sanity, and his *B a l l s "*

[@dotFLAA]

@The official Obama gaming KZbin channel™ *s t r e c h e r*

[@reap8eater479]

I fucking died for 5 mins

[@cyanideA]

Parachute

[@DIO-io3lk]

@@reap8eater479 so did i

[@DIO-io3lk]

P L E A S U R E

[@keizervanenerc5180]

Is Joel ever going to make another level? Simpleflips and Joel trolling eachother with terrible levels was so great to watch!

[@ult_joker]

Joel started making another level months ago but he never continued working on it but maybe he will

[@epsilonsmind4803]

Maybe, we need to give him time to recover from the CBT before making another one.

[@ult_joker]

@@epsilonsmind4803 he made CBT months ago i think he had enough time to recover

[@epsilonsmind4803]

@@ult_joker Sure? Remember that he took weeks to do the level, he still might be burnt out of Mario Maker 2 as a whole, also consider that he already might have planned other stuff for his current streams.

[@ult_joker]

@@epsilonsmind4803 ok doesn't change the fact that it was months ago

[@Orillion123456]

@46:00 You look at the ball and think about how tasty it is. You think about how good it would taste to eat it raw. You think about how good it would taste to eat it cooked. You wake up and realize you are dreaming.

[@parasitecat3892]

>eat maclanky

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

*yeow*

[@JetEriksen]

There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode. Current GBJ drystreak: 20 videos Simpleflips puts a lot of effort into CBT, and not to kinkshame, it's got me a little worried.

[@Tailstraw_xD]

come back, Jet :c

[@JetEriksen]

@@Tailstraw_xD Maybe

[@newtriangel3605]

i love you jet

[@grantdraus7449]

Believable

[@RecoveryPlayz]

When Simp beat CantBeatThis Land, Joel got cunked.

[@zanemcewen1343]

Imagine historians stumbling upon this comment thousands of years later without the context

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

​@@zanemcewen1343 I've written the exact quote from OP's comment on a piece of paper and put it into a sealed capsule buried outside my home. Now, in the year 4000, someone will find it and open it and be totally confused.

[@zanemcewen1343]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 Dude I love that

[@skirdus367]

How to cheese the level: just play as toadette. She doesn't have the C or the B

[@spectralaria8648]

Doesnt change the fact that its T

[@InsanePigeon]

you don't know she doesn't have the C and B

[@boneor...7022]

@@InsanePigeon she's a she, so no, she doesn't have c or b

[@InsanePigeon]

@@boneor...7022 maybe she wasn't born a she and hasn't gotten rid of her c and b yet

[@boneor...7022]

@@InsanePigeon gender can't be changed, no matter how much you mutilate yourself. You're perfect the way you are

[@HobbesandCalvinFan]

5:17 "All I know is every extra minute spent on this level is another five minutes of how awful my next level is gonna be for Joel." Good quote.

[@RoosterCogburnPhD]

Breaking up the skit into small segments throughout the video instead of just dumping it at the beginning or end or obnoxiously in the middle was a pretty smart idea.

[@link9547]

I appreciate how much effort goes into these types of vids, it's quite amazing how you can get my ADHD ass to watch almost 54 minutes of jumping across spikes without getting bored.

[@ritzylupo353]

exact same thing here

[@DaReelYurtle]

RitzyLupo so you’re saying you have adhd too?

[@ritzylupo353]

@@DaReelYurtle both that and that I appreciate the effort put in the videos as well

[@StephenStraughan]

To be fair, ADHD is completely made up and umbrellas over so many different symptoms that if you think you have ADHD or if a doctor is so lazy that they diagnose you with it, its really a different disorder that you have.

[@Montewtf]

@@StephenStraughan to be fair, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[@fatguy338]

I like that all that you need for this meme is two chords at 9:22 it's subtle it's impactful and it's funny.

[@icegod4849]

I didn't even realize that there were only two chords there omg

[@Crabdoodles]

it isn’t a magikoopa, it’s the cbt wizard

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

Oh crap, you're actually right

[@SchnorfTheGreat]

I watched all 18 hours of Joel making the level, this made it worth it :)

[@trevorh8432]

Same here. It was great, and the first time he made it past the spikes was so stressful, especially when he realized he fucked up and couldn't get through. Also, when he finally beat it, it was probably the most satisfying thing I've experienced this year.

[@suckersupreme4380]

Glad to see that there’s more than a few of us

[@eggofwah4852]

Why didn't Joel just use the cheese

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@eggofwah4852 He didn't know about it. If he did, he probably would've fixed the level so that Simp COULDN'T cheese it.

[@Emberson-9000]

SimpleFlips: There's no way Joel subjected himself to this torture. Joel: B A L L S T R E T C H E R

[@superWTF64lol]

If this is your first time seeing this, go check out Joel's reaction to Simple playing his level He spent like 12 hours trying to complete the clear check and was laughing like a maniac watching Simple play it

[@alejandrobiaggi8025]

Could you link me the VOD?

[@superWTF64lol]

@@alejandrobiaggi8025 kzbin.info/www/bejne/paephGejrLupabc

[@Ghetto_Smosh]

Where is the vod now a days?

[@bathroomshy]

@@Ghetto_Smosh watch?v=ovFS4mwVv3U

[@PennySizeCalculator]

It has been *365* *days* since the penny was first mentioned on KZbin. The penny has since grown to *75,153,362,648,762,663,292,463,379,097,258,784,876,021,841,565,066,235,862,633,311,089,030,688,803,667,470,190,838,367,948,312,598,497,021,919,232.00* times its original size! Since then, the penny has come to be worth *$946,874,352,738,310,671,840,106,975,604,575,698,583,663,892,483,128,133,456,065,078,373,195,247,969,347,159,363,329,242,087,677,191,144,881,719,016.93* in raw materials. That is *11,037,117,994,385,250,866,535,808,084,911,711,138,636,949,440,297,565,374,240,180,421,648,155,355,744,808,944,671,048,398,271,094.43* times the _2018_ _Gross_ _World_ _Product_ . The penny weighs *360,914,315,770,466,485,932,683,881,660,834,117,943,680,904,095,459,270,998,663,519,671,582,857,932,567,511,945,807,149,972,799,867,820,512,412.60* short tons. Then penny has a mass of *59,014,086,235,513,661,923,653,326,411,463,735,152,781,163,502,258,788,184,582,318,807,002,088,255,425,959,519,363,929,834,446,382,108,844,417,891,345,127,209,901,814,667,481,283,927,323,038,146,031,739,950,096,818,699,576,170,466,340,844,636,297,421,254,371,603,140,195,398,694,334,856,897,904.14* slugs. That is *433,127,411,342,100,444,867,258,513,226,416,044,734,913,431,908,137,168,687,682,659,494,140,511,565,968,711,587,384,834,577,088,787,604,976,531,502,095,228,661,653,481,457,993,982,634,437,726,712,164,084,914,520,460,382,163,303,388,676,088,753,026,003,124.90* times the mass of the Sun. The penny has grown to *17,454,879,029,564,912,606,246,166,375,440,061,441.08* lightyears across. That is *187,686,871,285,644,221,572,539,423.39* times the size of the observable universe. Beep boop! I'm a robot.

[@jackmcminn6776]

Man a whole year of penny...

[@psychicjellyfish9466]

Happy Pennyversary!

[@brandito5480]

Happy birthday penny

[@purpleninja102]

A year of penny growth! Hoorah!

[@stevensmith705]

Cunk and bup torture

[@sealkadoompokemonphd3770]

Finally caught a simpleflips stream I watched him fail at jumping over a spike for 1 hour before going to sleep what an entertainer he is

[@LonelyElephant2609]

I continue to be shocked that Simp isn’t part of the 1m club. He just feels like a staple to me and the video quality is always excellent.

[@dr.pineapple8495]

A year later and he’s only a quarter of the way. It’s insane

[@jedofaxa1147]

Too niche

[@NZsaltz]

apparently youtube stopped recommending his videos to non subscribers haha

[@natewardle]

Whoever played Red Vox about 40 minutes in, you're the man.

[@SpunkMayo]

Trash

[@LukeBeadles]

@@SpunkMayo drbkjhfgvxertfgsydebfguercjxhkdefitweb76yrusef

[@ghoulbuster1]

@@SpunkMayo opinion denied

[@Fennexin]

oh hey that was me lol

[@natewardle]

@@Fennexin nice!

[@Lurponk]

Can we talk about how much of a comedic genius Simp is unironically? That cheese skit was true mastery of the craft

[@heavilysalted2357]

*Kraft

[@thememelord6510]

@@heavilysalted2357 you retroactively stole my joke

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

@@heavilysalted2357 That pun should earn you a night in jail, but I can't say it wasn't literally the perfect wordplay, either.

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

"There's no way Joel would've subjected himself to this sort of torture." He played Famicom Mystery of Luigi on Hardcore Friday.

[@blorblin]

Based name unless you're an authoritarian

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

@@blorblin Based on deez nuts

[@lucy-elizakezia1830]

@@blorblin Based ancom comrade

[@zombiederpster]

The build-up to the cheese joke is one of the best things I've ever seen

[@brandito5480]

So him and joel should make a level for each other and talk to each other while trying to complete each others level

[@JolpoTFU]

I must say, this was a strange house tour video.

[@psykodactyle]

"Someone in super expert is getting this" "And they hate you" *Robot Stop starts playing*

[@redishasart2674]

Joel said: can you feel the anger seeping through the screen? I felt that with this level. Every time he died I got so mad.

[@charlesgray6385]

The Facebook streaming is really allowing your editors to boostthe quality and length of these videos. Highly appreciated Dad. Production value increases are always welcome.

[@jakemon1017]

Simple I am both esthetic and amazed that you read out my request for a cbt tutorial video in last nights stream, only to turn around and make the video that night to have it ready for me today. Many thanks, I loved every second of it. Now my balls have been set free.

[@mdudegamer]

It's been four years, but I had to come back and rewatch after the Joel fan highlight channel finished covering his creation of (and struggle to beat) the level.

[@BierBart12]

Imagine if they just kept going back and forth with these levels, eventually becoming the masters of creating and playing torture levels so that not even the best mario maker players could beat them at their creations

[@JT-nk3sh]

i need simple to make another one

[@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz]

Video: * Zooms in * Toadette: *My time has come...*

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

I like how Simpleflips and Joel mentioned they’d buy sixteen cheeseburgers with the money

[@jen1447]

You finally got your legs back when you BLJ’D IRL!!!

[@kaitomaxmc6287]

But you need legs to BLJ rip ppl

[@fah2137]

If I have kids, I'm showing them this instead of Home Alone. Instant Christmas classic.

[@Xerem2sing]

SAF (Straight Adult Freedom) Wetstreak: 47 Joel located

[@zion9575]

Xerem damn really miss thos lesbian babe prisons

[@solarz8505]

@@zion9575 Hold on omw to make that a thing

[@Catnippy]

@@solarz8505 sign me up

[@jmplaxton2001]

Joel gets meaner: the level

[@TheFailGamer27]

14:30 the crossover I never knew I needed - Simpleflips x Jerma

[@GigaBoost]

Nothing to do with Jerma

[@davistoa]

​@@GigaBoostEven if it wasn't the actual song playing, Simple was still literally singing the Rats Birthday Song. It's very likely though he has no idea about its relation to Jerma, but it was definitely still a crossover between the two.

[@GigaBoost]

@@davistoa no, I mean the rats song has nothing to do with jerma. How so many people believe he invented it is beyond me

[@davistoa]

@@GigaBoost Please do elaborate, I need to know what insane thoughts lie behind such a statement.

[@Baddaby]

​@@GigaBoost he literally did make the animation and the song

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

10:57 Rare footage of Joel laughing at Simpleflips from another dimension for failing at the easiest level in existence.

[@FlergerBergitydersh]

The transition at 39.19 was unsettlingly smooth. Never noticed that until now, but that's some good editing.

[@ap-ix6yd]

43:29 shoutouts to the guy who donated Feed Me Jack. much love and support to you my dude

[@cryojester]

Song is "Until Then" for anyone coming across this. One of my favorite bands and while disappointing to not be hearing more of their work together, their individual projects Red Two Six, Bobbing, and Still Woozy are great on their own. Bobbing is my personal favorite.

[@AsymptoteInverse]

It's a rare thing when a level is so horrifying that it can make me, the viewer, tense as hell.

[@wintermaestra]

i did NOT expect to hear a len'en song in simpleflips stream 17:17

[@CarsonTheIdiot]

i liked how there was “live action” stuff

[@colossaldonut5190]

The live-action Simpleflips parts were the best

[@RaposaCadela]

Maaan, I love ya SimpleFlips. Always so levelheaded and chill! This guy knows how to keep his cool, and at the same time call everyone an idiot, it's really great

[@kyramonnix1520]

I love this back and forth stuff you do with Joel. It's like you're brothers fighting over ice cream.

[@tbtb66]

Excited for part 3: Simple strikes back

[@Happycide]

Excited for part 4: Joel counterattacks

[@KainaX122]

Excited for Part 5: The Cunkening

[@MichaelMcNay]

I'm excited for the anime adaptation of part 3: CBT Crusaders

[@callbrownlow]

TruelyJohn64 The Simpire Strikes Back

[@ghidorbruh7140]

Part 4: Joblet Is Unbreakable

[@WizardzWiz]

I like how at 17:07 you skipped the hellish part of the level with that shell trick. Bet Joel was rolling round in his CBT grave. haha

[@LilBig780]

Idk I think he beat it the first time. I think Joel definitely should of accounted for Simple breaking the level with cheese. But still major props for beating as intended.

[@Sharpman76]

That was an amazingly entertainng video, massive props! It's really interesting when you talk about the psychology of video game consistency, as I don't think I've really heard someone articulate it that well before.

[@dilbert2182]

The Simple irl scenes we're killing me. I can't believe people worked together to make this video.

[@yiff]

Seeing this after knowing every reason everything was put in makes this so much better

[@funx24X7]

God damn that intro was better than 99% of official trailers I see these days.

[@JT-nk3sh]

this is the mario maker equivelent of a diss track

[@kross_draws]

51:25 it was only a matter of time before someone played the song “cunk”

[@MeruXYZ]

The clip reminded me of this vid, and I forgot how amazing it was. Glad to be back

[@samuelsharpton7240]

Always appreciate the effort that goes into the skits and editing for your videos, never fails to make me laugh. Thanks for all the smiles and awesome videos.

[@johnnyblosl4396]

I watched these streams, but it was totally worth it to watch the edited version. Wonderful job.

[@jacobgryboski4096]

"infinity war is the most ambitious crossover"

[@PointyMorper]

45:49 Ignore this comment, this is just for me.

[@Extramrdo]

this dream is my dream too

[@andrewe.2464]

For a project? lol

[@PointyMorper]

Andrew E. Obviously

[@azirul9311]

No,it's *our* comment *Communist theme intensifies*

[@dingusbigwad9546]

I still wanna play basketball with the kids. But a dreams only a dream...

[@nikolaislater705]

This video just really shows how good simple is at Mario. You deserve an award.

[@i8dacookies890]

I’m proud that I had the fortitude to go through your streams to see your reaction earlier, but I’m also sad that I don’t want to rewatch it even though there’s sick edits.

[@thepotato513]

I feel like Simp won when he cheesed the level

[@JayAreAitch]

Agree. The responsibility lies with Joel to protect against cheese.

[@JG_Wentworth]

Knowing Joel and his wrath, he'd have just made another that was just doing exactly that inside of an enclosed space, but made the layers even longer and made more layers. Joel would fuckin sit through that shit too just to make Simple suffer

[@jackxxdoa2803]

Awesome job Simple and editors! Love the attention and care put into the video!

[@timmyreobed5043]

17:08 Is that MO-NA-D 1? This is the last place I expected to hear that song, but dang if it doesn't suit this level perfectly.

[@joshsirmans4624]

this video is a masterpiece, just like all or the rest. thank you for your effort simpleflips/editors, you put out some truly great content

[@anthonyduane4815]

I think there’s something magical about a level that can make you feel anger, fear, and disappointment before filling you with excitement and relief. I think ultimately a level is good if it can make you feel a mix of emotions, positive and negative, and by that definition this is a good level, even if it’s not a particularly fun one. Well done Joel for making it, well done simple for beating it, and I can’t wait until the next installment of two idiots on the internet trying to hurt each other with a videogame and 100 dollars.

[@ChosenRoxas]

I made it till the end and I must say - Amazing work. On every aspect. Editing wise, jokes, pacing. Really made my day!

[@Banement]

5:56 Oh look there I am, I'm now immortalised in a SimpleFlips video

[@HoloCatHead]

I come back to this video once in a while and just... enjoy myself.

[@francovf79]

this brings big smile to my face

[@ashura9699]

simpleflips singing the rats birthday bash mixtape is something i never knew i needed

[@kingcrimson4133]

51:24 I was waiting for that song to show up.

[@ToadySP]

I look into the crystal ball and I see a terrible fate. "Alright guys Super Expert No Skip Challenge here we go." "CBT" "Oh no."

[@frank-2martialoffrankoslav151]

I love how Simple played through the Level AGAIN, just to show Joel he could beat it.

[@gawty]

48:14 "Double guilty pleasure when you realize how much of a nerd I am", said SimpleFlips, while literally putting on my glasses

[@patio8044]

19:11 kind of a badass line with venga bus blaring in the background

[@chisecrecy4974]

I really hope he makes a video showcasing the new CBT level he's making for Joel.

[@neyoid]

CBT II: Extra Pain

[@angrycinnabon2956]

CBT: NEVER OVER

[@Aerontguy]

Loved the skit segments! Keep it up! Your content quality is just always improving dude, it's awesome

[@BlahMan40]

I remember Joel choking after getting through the spikes so many times while he was making this. Glad to see you do the same :^)

[@M3GAMAN100]

The cheese joke got me so good, thank you for this amazing video

[@MarvelousBilly]

Joel’s level got cunked

[@jetstreamjackie3437]

what a journey this video was, wow. thank you for these long-form videos, they almost always turn out to be my favorites

[@cking4869]

Crunk: A physical, emotional, or mental injury caused quickly and efficiently which usually elicits more feelings of anger and annoyance than that of pain. Ex) My boss just cut the Christmas bonus this year. He really crunked me over, dude!

[@Freak80MC]

The pain and frustration you feel playing this level, followed by the pleasure of having finally beaten it, knowing you endured what you did, makes it a perfect CBT simulation alternative, thus Joel achieved what he set out to do making this level.

[@rotteldastation]

28:34 King Gizz ayyyyy

[@Dunne25]

An epic adventure comes to an end. Very good video, thank you, happy holidays!

[@colossaldonut5190]

FINALLY. WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

[@Aveebvee]

Great video, I normally don't comment but this was really entertaining, you and Joel are great adversaries

[@artofnomi64]

"Hey dad can you sign my permission sli- OH FOR THE LOVE OF BUP GET OFF THE FLOOR AND STOP THE SNIFFING!"

[@inconspicuoususername]

There were so many incredible songs throughout these streams holy shit

[@prexot2341]

22:10 For real, can I have a link to that banger?

[@hwate8]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/baGXl3mVZbRpibc

[@WilliamMurphy-wp79]

Man SimpleFlips and Joel have been some of my favorite streamers for a long time, I'm glad they're doing stuff together now.

[@paytonioPepper]

51:25 DUDE LOVE THIS SONG UNIRONICALLY

[@orbofpondering]

"You pick up the ball. The ball is Joel. The ball is Joel, and Joel is your dad. That's just another one of those dreams." - Simpleflips after eating superflips