[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky Saturday: Iron Lung

[@skylarclark6035]

"It worries me that there is a fire extinguisher, because at some point there might be a fire in here and I will not know how to react to that" Top 10 last words before disasters

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Chekov’s Fire Extinguisher

[@Jack_Woods]

Man sees a fire extinguisher and fears he won't know what to do in case of a fire like bruh... it's a fire extinguisher

[@aoenuker19]

Cue apollo and the gift of insight

[@ThePaperKhan]

1:29:47 is referenceed here

[@Kiyajadie]

watching this vod without chat makes me feel like I'm stuck in the submarine with joel

[@saturniidspectre]

Dunno about you, but no matter the situation I'd be comforted with Joel as company.

[@saturniidspectre]

@@replaceablepelican9478 I mean, it would be pretty hard to do alone, and maybe Joel could help. Worst case scenario, I die alongside him terrified in my last moments, but deep down, ultimately soothed by his presence.

[@517342]

While being a mute which is why you can't clarify things to him.

[@kenshirome83]

What a nightmare

[@profanegunman7586]

When he reads chat it's just his schizophrenia acting up

[@bubbles710]

Best part was when the fire started and Joel slowly turns and silently faces it

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

1:30:00 for those that want to skip to it

[@r0de]

Reminded me of a caveman discovering fire for the first time

[@Taha632RMF]

He also predicted it beforehand. Classic joel

[@GreenLinzerd]

Joel played Iron Lung today. He directly crashed into a wall and then spent 10 minutes failing to understand the extremely simplified instruments in front of him. Great entertainer he is.

[@pizzarella985]

I really do think he intentionally acted like he's misunderstanding everything just so the chat can melt down trying to explain how to play the game xD

[@northuniverse]

Chat gets meaner everyday.

[@loganmann7346]

Shoutouts to simpleflips

[@Zapdos0145]

@@loganmann7346 shoutouts to simpleflips

[@projectonyx6491]

@@pizzarella985 sounds like Joel. Was watching Jabroni MIke and Joel had Mike explain the entire game and said "yeah I already knew how it works. get trolled loser" or something like that.

[@sucygin7803]

Joel not understanding that there is no speed meter for 45 minutes

[@WhoaFeelings]

He was blowing my mind with that shit.

[@htlchtlc]

Joel doesn’t understand arrows

[@yomatasaki]

I think he might have been trying to talk about acceleration but couldn’t find the word, but I could be wrong

[@colbyboucher6391]

@@yomatasaki Yeah, he was asking where the throttle was and people kept telling him there wasn't any

[@kip258]

So THIS is the camera people use when they take viral photos and videos of paranormal or extra-terrestrial phenomena!!

[@stfdcrst]

"Bro I snapped a picture of bigfoot!" The picture:

[@yiff]

Actually it's just me streaming from my 2013 budget laptop

[@aidanayers2093]

Gameboy camera

[@kip258]

@@aidanayers2093 Exactly

[@fadedgames1]

In this game at least, it has the excuse of the camera being submerged in a thick liquid called BLOOD.

[@zwan6740]

This is one of the most creative ideas for a horror game I've seen in a long time.

[@TheKiddingStar]

That's David s for you

[@4Presunto4]

@@TheKiddingStar he's the game dev equivalent of John Dwyer, probably one of the more out of the box developers out there, dude does not disappoint and im dying to see how Gloomwood will come out.

[@K8aclysm]

if you haven't heard of Baurotrauma before, it's essentially this concept but with co-op. Still oddly scary.

[@TheKiddingStar]

@@K8aclysm I prefer the isolated cramped and narrative driven mood of iron lung but that's because they're different games despite thier similarities

[@Jackvonblood]

Szymanski is a genius, he's made a number of extremely good games that are about this length. Hopefully he adds in some more little details to this.

[@jackat4]

Something I find funny is around 47:00 the scare is that you see that, you take another picture, and it's not there anymore. The fish just didn't feel like moving today

[@TheRedDoggyDog]

I think the fish only goes away after you take a picture of the mark. If you are off on the coordinates and you take a pic, it stays in place.

[@GrayD_Fox]

There is no speed So this is speed? What does no speed mean to you Joel

[@colbyboucher6391]

He was asking what the throttle is. Like... how do you *set* the speed. How do you actually move. And everyone kept telling him "there's no speed" so he had no idea what the hell the up and down arrows were.

[@Jx_-]

Joel's life force depends on speed, so he simply couldn't imagine a world without it

[@Slimurgical]

I'm pretty sure that if you bump a fishy, it's not normal to instantly move literally 100 nautical feet in that instant of impact.

[@PublicREC.]

Big fish big feet

[@mr_s3v7n]

you're in an ocean of blood on a moon in a world where all life suddenly died and you're questioning the normalcy of a big-ass alien fish hurling some metal hunk-a-junk?

[@plus9775]

next you're going to say something crazy, like oceans don't tipacally contains millions of gallons of blood, now wouldn't that be wild

[@dageta7742]

from my understanding it's like joel said "stalker anomaly" where it teleports you. He got teleported once in the middle of the map and 2nd time it was when he wanted to get away/back from the anomaly. Or instead of teleportation it could be also something like from JoJo (Diavolo stand) time skip where you forgot the last steps you did.

[@Slimurgical]

@@plus9775 Hahaha

[@fireandcopper]

I really like how the only visual feedback is by crusty ultrasound, the mind really runs wild with the lack of information. The proximity sensor was neat, it's all honky-dory until the beeping approaches you

[@vahlok1426]

What's even more interesting; there's actually a modeled world space. It isn't just pictures for the sake of it. I can't comprehend the idea of making so much, only to obfuscate it so much. Real devotion to the concept.

[@MiggetyMattR]

@@vahlok1426 it's actually really smart the way he does it. the actual environment is fully modeled but incredibly simply and flat with very minimal texture work, the inside of the Iron Lung is a separate environment just outside the ocean map. When you adjust the position of the Iron lung, you're just moving the coordinates of a separate camera object that moves around the environment according to what you input.

[@vahlok1426]

@@MiggetyMattR Yeah I watched a whole stream where someone unpacked the map data and explored the whole game's world. This game is fascinating.

[@skystrickland2576]

@@vahlok1426 oh damn, is there a link to a vod cause that’s interesting

[@vahlok1426]

@@skystrickland2576 Just look up Iron Lung and find the video called "Iron Lung Outside the Bounds."

[@edelinedravern6515]

27:30 A good way to remember the difference between stalagmites and stalagtites is that, you "might" trip over a stalagmite, and Stalagtites must hold on "tight" to the roof.

[@andrewcoe3343]

Or the "G" in stalaGmite is for Ground and a "C" in stalactite is for "Ceiling"

[@jonikril6493]

I know the difference between them because Stalagtites kinda sounds like tits and tits hang

[@Lotselance]

My middle school teacher always told us "stalactite has the word tit in it, and tits hang" and honestly I never forgot the difference again

[@JanitorAntisocial]

My personal mnemonic for them is looking at the letters after "stalag" when capitalized: An M looks like two spikes jutting from the ground and a T looks like a line jutting from a ceiling.

[@skystrickland2576]

Wow there’s a lot of ways to remember that. Makes me wanna go cave diving

[@peepperson444]

This game was consistently terrifying and stressful to watch, it’s great!

[@samditto]

Joel only plays games he saw other people play so he knows how to fuck it up beforehand

[@utes5532]

Yeah, leave it to Vinesauce Joey to manage to play a 40-minute game for 2 hours

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Blood Ocean. An ocean of blood. I wonder how many blood drops of blood are there in this blood ocean.

[@AintYourChannel]

Probably at least six

[@SonicPman]

Omega, count how many blood there are.

[@originalcomment4818]

Ah, only joel can turn a 40 minute game into two hour

[@Chester123569]

wait till you watch jerma's playthrough

[@sapphiredawn4321]

I thought it was 1 hour

[@lancestryker]

Nooo mooore refunds!

[@anankos795]

@@lancestryker *BOOM*

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Dun *NAAA* Dun *NAAAAAA* Dun *NAAAAAAAAA* *NO MORE TEARS-* _I mean,_ *REFUNDS*

[@caramelada6687]

I love how jobel was so beef-brained that he broke the angler fish event (If you didn't saw this game before, you would take the photo of the bones, see the demon there, take another photo and he would be gone)

[@MarzaButTube]

That's interesting considering he was able to get closer to it. I kinda assumed that certain images were set to certain coordinates, and that's how it simulated getting different angles on the points of interest, but consider he managed to get closer to that even tho It's supposed to disappear, maybe that's not the case?

[@1billionbees]

@@MarzaButTube the whole game is actually rendered in 3d at all times! you just cant see it because you're inside the sub

[@caramelada6687]

@@MarzaButTube it's a fully 3D world! There's videos on the internet exploring it with no-clip, the angler fish is a object, it disappears after you complete the objective near it, so you would take a photo of the objective, see it, take another, and he would be gone

[@dustinbrueggemann1875]

@@MarzaButTube The camera images aren't pre-rendered. The space that the camera reveals is a fully modeled environment, and the scares are props that orient to the camera object.

[@boneor...7022]

Is there any reason to take to photos there?

[@sonibrahmana5814]

1:50:11 I can't believe I keep getting jumpscared by this cheap trick.

[@superscatmonkey6742]

same 😔

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

yoooo it's a gundam

[@shitpost-o-matic7469]

@@superscatmonkey6742 HAHAHAHAHA YOUR NAME

[@Falkuzrules]

I appreciate this comment a lot, now I know not to bother watching. Thanks!

[@sonibrahmana5814]

@@Falkuzrules Good to know.

[@TheLazysketcher]

This really makes me long for more Signal Simulator. These types of streams are so cozy, and eventually hilarious as all hell!

[@skystrickland2576]

Hell yeah

[@elegant_lilligant]

Man, this version of End of Evangelion looks pretty low res. Jokes aside, this game was legit one of the most unnerving I've felt while playing, so I'm glad Joel also got to experience it.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

TOBLERO *TOBLERO* *Falling down a Gazillion Flights of Stairs*

[@samditto]

Fooly Cooly juice, everywhere

[@originalcomment4818]

Everyone turns into kool-aid

[@TommyWitDaTone]

1:11:53 I just imagined the person you play as in the game just lost their fucking mind at the fact that earth just disappeared and now they're doing this shit

[@Povilaz]

The timing on the fire extinguisher part is comedy gold.

[@RatBabyGenius]

Yesss! I’ve missed the signal simulator streams, this is a good successor. There’s something weirdly cozy about these coordinate games

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

This game did genuinely spook me a few times but it felt more like. Mysterious. I kinda wanna play it again and just go around taking pictures of stuff that’s not marked on the map, see what kind of details I can find.

[@MarzaButTube]

Feel like there has to be at least 1 hidden picture. Maybe deeper in the tunnels at the last point

[@anecro]

There is stuff to find that's not in the designated points of interest. I won't tell you what most of them are but they add to the mystery.

[@Meatjar_streams]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lX26iWCwbcudntk

[@cafe5749]

joel talking shit about subnautica when he has not even dare to go beyond 500m while chat holding his hand lmfao

[@cafe5749]

@@MaTaMaDia yeah ofc, is joel after all

[@UnderseaDee]

To be fair while I don't know if what he said here is intended to be talking shit or not, what he said is correct and shouldn't be presented as such. Subnautica IS NOT a horror game, it's not even trying to be. The devs have stated before people just found it accidentally scary despite that not being the intent, and the one segment that was like going to be deliberately "horror-ish" got cut from the game.

[@cafe5749]

@@UnderseaDee nobody claimed otherwise

[@aphrodisia4258]

@@MaTaMaDia No if anything they try goading him into them but he's a big dummy and his original seamoth which had the free depth module from the aurora was eaten by a stalker so he can't go past 200m yet.

[@cafe5749]

@@MaTaMaDia yeah, some people loves backseating but just some people

[@lynxzy1111]

How the hell did he break the fish face event

[@user-xf8xk6hw9m]

this is joel were talking about man. how the hell does he NOT break more events in other games?

[@AexisRai]

the fish does not disappear until a picture is taken from within the acceptable position and angle. joel was lazy about taking the picture from the right place so it didn't disappear when he took his first picture.

[@katpak1108]

I really watched this man do geometry for 2 hours

[@katpak1108]

And enjoyed it

[@Makocat]

Just learned about this game recently and boy that's a great sight in this channel. Very interesting first experience

[@Vok250]

The Vsauce Michael jump scare unironically made me jump while watching this VOD at 3am.

[@skystrickland2576]

For reaaal me too

[@gregtronica3569]

unironically isnt a word

[@rudolph2937]

tsch tsch *torpedo launcher acquired* Objective: Shoot the sea monsters

[@Titanite_In_NY]

“We’re gonna turn these fuckers into-“ *distant explosion* “Fishpaste.”

[@redtheyiffer]

I feel like this game would benefit from having some sort of endless mode where things can just randomly happen, kind of like signal simulator, reason is that despite Joel liking the game, it's just kind of over and we can't get more out of it.

[@Thealseie]

Hey, maybe if there's enough demand the dev will add some kind of endless mode update or a DLC

[@boneor...7022]

@@Thealseie go bug him on twitter

[@rancidraw]

no the game is boring as it is

[@anecro]

@@rancidraw go play your hyperactive mobile games if you want flashes, explosions and numbers everywhere. We're here for good horror.

[@damianpalavecino3061]

@@anecro "good horror" when all you do is look at a map and press buttons, then get mildly amused by scary face in picture.

[@stingray024ify]

unironically jumped when vsauce popped up.

[@guydude439]

Finally, Joel is playing a Steel Kidney.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

Platinum Liver

[@theblackmarkervii7441]

Copper pancreas

[@skelebones4979]

@@theblackmarkervii7441 This is hilarious because of Joel’s diabetes

[@Mattno.777]

Titanium Cerebrum

[@lancestryker]

Diamond Skeleton

[@fac6018]

Haven’t started the video yet but I already know this gonna be a banger

[@Drog2099]

christ. that ending was like the ending in that squirrel stapler game

[@adamboye89]

its almost like they're made by the same person lol

[@zaburinaburi1705]

God is coming

[@theterribleanimator1793]

No friend, god is here.

[@kitbuny]

Well this is relevant this past week...

[@cathstablook5058]

what an ending, it was gumshoe gooper this whole time

[@ashleyking8851]

Bwl

[@cathstablook5058]

a fitting punishment for copyright infringement 😤

[@Kashi-K]

>spooky saturday >posted on Monday >streamed on Sunday

[@frannielmartinez]

An in between Saturday-Sunday, during Midnight

[@vivianbloomfield3624]

christened on tuesday married on wednesday

[@VaniRoyal]

@@vivianbloomfield3624 casual Friday

[@goatmagnum]

Nobody say Solomon Grundy.

[@frannielmartinez]

@@goatmagnum Solomon Grundy

[@jakebailey1636]

It amuses me how Joel went between horrified to meming about to regular talk and back again

[@goodboi6540]

The "thing" at X 181 Y 570 Is probably a teleporter And when you get "bumped by the fishy" you actually get teleported by that

[@Strafkolonie]

1:01:02 Steam jumpscare 1:01:40 Bonk! 1:03:25 Joel analyzes the Bonk! 1:29:46 Why is there a fire extinguisher in this game ? 1:39:55 Distortion monster 1:45:50 Eye monster

[@yiff]

Iron Lung is the shenmue of horror games. Vague spooky stuff aside it's really really comfy/great to chill with.

[@skeletorpizza4595]

how the fuck is it comfy in any acceptable plain of existence

[@RealDuendeNoFake]

Just realized that big spoopy fish looks like that goober fish from Phantom Menace lmao

[@skystrickland2576]

Honestly this moon is great in terms of food considering the enormous creatures and the fact the ocean is literally blood

[@waldevv]

I was expecting some kind of shitpost but god damn this game turned out to be amazing. Such an amazing and well executed idea. Someone made a behind the scenes video where they showed that the map you move through actually exists as a 3D world in the game and every photo the sub takes is really taking a picture of what you're looking at but with the filters applied to it

[@knockrotter9372]

every time the little fellow jumping through the back gets me, every damn time!

[@anthonyleblanc9723]

1:01:42 Joel does not notice the coordinates on the sub changing continuing the convo is really funny to me

[@Vok250]

Welded inside? Sounds like 40k Dreadnought simulator to me!

[@goldsilvertornado]

I laughed so hard at 1:29:46 it ruined the tense atmosphere. XD

[@lukeswan8004]

Thank you for blessing me while I grind with the funy swedish man

[@rlc8708]

me every day

[@thag_simmons]

joey, it's easy to rember the difference between stalagmites and stalactites. stalagmites (with a G) are on the ground, and stalactites (with a C) are on the ceiling. now you know! :)

[@VaniRoyal]

Stalagmites miiiight poke you in the butt.

[@xenogorwraithblade2538]

I've always remembered it with the M and the T.

[@pumaman7072]

I've always thought of it as: Stalagmite: "You stalagMIGHT trip on it." Stalactite: "It's stalacTIGHT on the ceiling."

[@VaniRoyal]

@Dummy System what if you’re walking down the street and you see a big pointing rock about to fall onto someone’s head? When you shout “LOOK OUT FOR THAT STALACTITE!” If that person is uneducated on 2 specific varieties of pointy rocks, they might look around them rather than up. You mean you’ve never been in that exact situation? It’s happened to me like, 5 times this week.

[@diobrando2160]

In this episode joel fails to understand direction and coordinates

[@velocity1852]

Joel they’re coordinates, coordinates!

[@Gryphon1269]

1:29:45 Perfect timing

[@sloft-70]

I love how Joel broke the fish jumpsacre

[@ActionGamerAaron]

Joel trying to piece together how many people are alive and how this situation occurred is hilarious.

[@Sub-Mythos]

"There is no speed"- "... So this is speed?" I was dying here.

[@Cain13]

I want more games like this. That actually was really spooky

[@aliceyagami8260]

01:29:45 mug moment

[@spiritking5894]

"So, right about here?", points 20 units off of the read coordinate

[@zenniththefolf4888]

I love how Joel always dies after saying something comepletely random and silly.

[@SentientClient]

Red Shift: The Game "Insignificant place In this infinite space Life are silenced without a trace White noise inbound The stars are gone and then drowned Technology wont save This cosmic grave Your cosmic grave"

[@RougeMephilesClone]

Rem Lazaaaaaaaaarrr!

[@alanmerino9440]

It all comes in a full circle.

[@American_God]

Ive never felt more pain watching something than trying to see joel navigate a goddamn coordinate plane so poorly that half of the scary parts of the game he was too busy to notice

[@bradleysmith9352]

I like that Joel is confused about how the thing moves. Expecting there to be acceleration

[@TeeterreteeT]

Man this is a really cool little game - bit short but surprisingly got quite a grip to it, would be great it DuskDev could do some more stuff in this setting, wouldn't even have to expand on the lore to give it a proper story, just add more bits of intrigue.

[@raphael-ov9py]

Congratulations Jason that is the first Michael that legit spooked me

[@ItsJustElenore]

The pain of watching joel not understand simple game mechanics for 15 minutes.

[@adamszuszkiewicz1709]

Spooky Saturday uploaded on Marine Monday

[@chfr]

would've been funny if chat didn't mention the coordinate changes, like the game does that to confuse you and joel would straight up not notice

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Radiohead album artwork generator.

[@videobob92]

Joel forgets what buildings are

[@Crizzly122]

Leave it to Joel to IMMEDIATLY crash the sub as soon as he starts playing lmao

[@Borti_Ovi]

51:24 Right on the nose there, Joel! Blarggs, man. Such an under appreciated enemy…

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Loved the 20 minutes of Joel trying to figure out how to work the forward, backwards, left and right buttons

[@ulqinaku8471]

Now I want joel play dusk

[@Inityx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHPbmHeklqxsnck

[@MusicDecomposer]

7:18 I like how quickly it sets in for Joel how screwed he is.

[@TehSkullKid]

This feels close to what would happen if David Lynch designed a video game.

[@itryen7632]

Average day in Estonia

[@seriemus8840]

The balts when the giant carp is coming out of the Baltic sea again

[@kricku]

The country or the boat?

[@alphalax7747]

Kid A best radiohead album tbh

[@transfembass]

The bends is better :^)

[@alphalax7747]

@@transfembass street spirit bump but the rest is ok

[@transfembass]

@@alphalax7747 clearly you've never listened to plastic trees blasting full volume in your ears

[@seriemus8840]

Jonttil you shud buy sub mareen in real life and stream ocen

[@seriemus8840]

JOEY JOEY JO EY

[@BlehTheSeal]

God I love Joel. I have seen so many people play this game but none has been able to make it as entertaining as he does.

[@thedukeofmemes410]

This game is basicly explaining the reason why I have thalassophobia

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

Is it really triggering a fear of going underwater if all the water is *_B L Ü D ?_*

[@OGSumo]

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 True. Unlike water, blood is harmless and has no fishies

[@mandridhugh9555]

somehow managed to stretch a 40 minute game into 2 hours

[@freehdmcgee2761]

On the subject of Joel talking about being an Astronaut and the Earth exploding, has anybody seen the music video for Stuck In The Sound's "Let's Go"? Same premise, astronaut goes to space, Earth blows up. I won't spoil much else, but the song is a banger.

[@judewelos]

Monument Mythos too almost

[@boneor...7022]

What genre?

[@judewelos]

@@boneor...7022 Comedy horror conspiracy thriller

[@freehdmcgee2761]

@@boneor...7022 I'd say Indie/Alternative Rock? It definitely hits hard at points, the song and video kind of go together like bread and butter.

[@unknownmusicguy8637]

This game concept is insane

[@voxlvalyx]

Somebody tell Joel he can open his external hard drive and put it in his PC like a normal HDD.

[@rodolfocampanatres3862]

Joel's puppy brain was extra stronk on this one

[@wryytard]

Pretty funny that he did the vsauce joke when the big monster showed itself Edit: where’s the funny Vsauce michael?

[@birdinground1]

Yo Joel the new bugsnax DLC just dropped today

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

Buzz Allgreen

[@kapzduke]

"who lives, in a pineapple, under the sea?" _you died_

[@nogidoki3325]

Just when I was bored.. hoel provides

[@superjesse645]

Now let's make this man play Duskers. :3

[@GarbaggioGoblino]

time to rewatch this for no reason

[@ruadeil_zabelin]

Joel mentioning "why is it in terrible resolution".. anybody else have this with youtube lately? It just sets itself to like 480 or 720p for no reason. My internet is more than fast enough for hd or 4k... but it just randomly downgrades the quality sometimes. It's been doing that since a few months

[@Vok250]

It's that broken data saver feature they added. I have mine set to "high quality" for all videos, but it still plays most things at 480p for a minute before figuring itself out.

[@skystrickland2576]

I have the same problem but mine is set to 480p and it’ll drop lower than that :(

[@ruadeil_zabelin]

@@skystrickland2576 yea its usually 480p for me.. not lower at least.. but it's really annoying

[@Haitch_Kay]

God I hope this encourages Joel to play Dusk, given that it was made by the same person

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

So long and thanks for the fish

[@northuniverse]

That is the coolest intro ive heard of for a game and it was only in text. Awesome.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Still love the spooky Saturday intro bery much thank you.

[@elektra81516]

Fuck you Joel! Of all the scares, the Vsauce one got me the most LMAO