varsity blews

[@Carrzy1]

"It's been about a year since I killed my kids with how gay I am" is my favourite line from anything, now.

[@haileykb]

Quality content. This deserves an Oscar

[@20quindex10]

You are doing God's work Evan, thank you.

[@thewackeddoctors]

Song at the end: When in Rome: The Promise

[@riccimcgruddy]

THANKYOUUUU

[@Agentt4777]

It's like an infomercial on mental illness

[@beatsbyelvis6890]

which one exactly?

[@Agentt4777]

@@beatsbyelvis6890 5 year old comment, I can’t remember lol 😂

[@BENBASIL]

If I ever hav kids im naming them Tristn & peter jr

[@evan69breen]

+Ben Sakas hahahah

[@BENBASIL]

his nams not crispen dud!!

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

Ben Sakas seibe klein undt der mascher geshaften also i wus yur 100th like .. ur velcum

[@DarkSunStudios1]

Ben Sakas More like Crispn

[@thegreatpineapple1]

My names Tristan lol

[@bjjstudent1994]

I've been really stressed out about a lot of things in my life lately, and going to bed and watching your videos helps me get my mind off of things. just wanted to say thanks Evan.

[@jackjoffy5911]

This guy should be an actor.!!

[@Will-vl7cb]

These guys*'if you're gonna pay respect do it to all of them

[@anonymousmale2646]

+Will Shults lmao

[@mancunianhardcore]

what do you think he is?

[@TheCrewMane]

Fatso Fattee yes

[@Skiivin]

He is

[@DallasRebelNorrie]

Keep them coming dude! So good!

[@kyleeg9750]

+Sol Jacques that moment when nobody asked for your opinion

[@kevinpuma8321]

+larry that's not really him dumbass

[@donellpair342]

+Kevin Puma and

[@michaelnichols9557]

Dallas Norrie this is all so confusing. Are y'all doing ur own skit in the comments??

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

Dallas Norrie seibe klein undt der mascher geshaften

[@BestEverFoodReviewShow]

Modern day art. Bring it baaaaacckkkk.

[@5Starallstar2010]

loving the consistent uploads man

[@ttapodcast]

how on earth can someone be this funny

[@Mashy8722]

LMFAO!!!!!! " U look like a fat 15 year old and you smell like olive oil!"

[@mxtt8170]

This is my all time favorite comedy channel

[@tea4al]

The camera work the editing the acting everything is gold

[@moosegoose1282]

the plot twist lmao

[@Rustman80]

Every couple of months I'll run into this in my youtubes and it stays hilarious. Every time. Amazing.

[@BOTChunks]

This is the best one yet, nice job on this one man!

[@camascoberly1]

Hey Evan, depression has robbed me of laughter and smiles. Sometimes I go weeks without laughing. I can watch hour-long comedy show and not laugh once. I haven't been able to make it through any of your videos without laughing at least once but most times I get a few Chuckles. You fucking rock man! The way you switch camera angles is pure genius. The way you make faces while you stutter cracks me up. I hope you go far and live it up. Now if you'll please excuse me I have some rolling papers and a large bag of hops that need my attention.

[@evan69breen]

+cam berly thnk u m8 much love 💕

[@mylifeasjuan8078]

Smoke that sht out of your ass

[@idrinkmilk282]

Batman The Dark Knight don’t talk about what’s retarded when your fucking username literally is “Batman the dark knight”

[@aaronschiff4724]

By far my favorite video after the hops series

[@andrewobrien1564]

Evan... You are an actual master of your art. It shows that you are totally invested in what you do You're a very rare talent. Enjoy it brother ❤️👍🏻

[@bings2867]

the weirdest part of this video is the glove

[@sarahrsimmons]

you've mastered all the angles. good job, these are hilarious please never stop

[@juliaeve]

I have been blessed on this day...this channel is pure gold

[@jusesjimmybars]

this is your best video dude, the "my name's not crispin, dude" part has me in tears to this very day

[@cooperstahl3847]

it took me a lot of replays to really understand the plot of this video, and its oscar worthy, or whatever dude

[@clubbering32]

Cooper Stahl fuck yeah duuude

[@GabrielKerr]

OMG...that had me in tears.

[@savannahskye5972]

Damn , I love this shit 😂 !!!

[@alexandramonarrez8566]

I literally watch this every day & scream with laughter as if it were the first time I've seen it. I can't wait for Varsity Blews 2!

[@namesdemeanusboth9568]

Funken Genius. Never stop never stopping dude. Your moves are crisp.

[@KristaDLee]

"It's been a year since I killed my kids with how gay I am" - Evan Breen. "varsity blews". Online video clip. KZbin, 02/06/2016. Web.

[@daviduptonjr.7821]

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I've seen on KZbin I don't understand

[@TeganBurns]

This is definitely my favorite of your videos!!

[@pogger4649]

how the fuck does this not have a million views yet?

[@tt58986]

this is the best thing I've ever seen

[@tommyjohnson1264]

"and you smell like olive oil" lmao

[@AlexanderRodriguez-mh7xv]

Lmao "the promise" plating lightly in the background. Awesome.

[@alexandmateo4914]

this is hilarious ! Nice meeting you today man !

[@eliassanchez748]

does he live in Colorado?

[@brittanybearz01]

+Elias Sanchez he has detroit sports gear in almost every video....hm...but ya he lives in colorado

[@evan69breen]

+AlexAndMateo haha wasn't i shooting this when you guys pulled up

[@alexandmateo4914]

+Evan Breen haha yeah, pretty sure. Hilarious video tho!

[@alexandmateo4914]

+Evan Breen I was so bummed out too after, because I didn't have my phone only my buddy did. But if I would've had mine I would've made a vine with you!!!

[@justinruley3032]

probably the best thing I've ever watched

[@louva5621]

Waiting for Evan to blow up any second...

[@Rellioso]

Why tf did I die when he called him Peter Jr. tho 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Mia-rv3qw]

"Now you're tripping over my kids" Me: *Dies*

[@garaseer584]

Breen goes down in history as today's (and yesteryear's) Best Comic

[@tsprouse12ts]

Posted on my birthday. Great videos!! Thanks, man!

[@joshm8565]

That was one of the best movies iv'e seen EVER!

[@Rose-mf1ln]

this is the best thing ive ever seen in my life

[@lucawolf5600]

Keep it up dude love the content... You are the funniest guy on vine and KZbin you deserve so much more attention!!! I want ur kids

[@TheZackLilly]

we need a sequel breen

[@kathickey9334]

'...and you smell like olive oil."

[@darcykscales]

I've watched this every day for the last week

[@lalalabb]

This is my favorite video on KZbin.

[@evanseekins517]

"I can bench ahundred and 60 lbs, dude..."

[@OctaneMembrane]

THIS is (fucking) talent...

[@undeadmatador]

This is easily my favorite.

[@danialabrisyam1773]

you are like my go to guy when I got high ayyyyy

[@MyMrCutie]

I've watched this video an unhealthy amount of times xD

[@peterrocket4939]

when in rome - the promise at the end ! ! what a tune :)

[@LightningGurl2000]

"Im gonna score so many fucking touchdowns." "You play defense."

[@shayshannon2894]

This is a true work of art

[@TheHumbleLOUD]

Bahahahahha so hilarious. You literally invented an entire new format w the way you edit & enact these videos. Literally have never seen anything like it before your dying video. Stay creating bro u killin it.

[@deadnameredacted9342]

my ears are ringing i love this

[@BAMsPG]

I feel like I have the same thoughts.. I like to have convo with myself doing stupid shit while I take a shit on the toilet... it helps

[@kees7765]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life ever in my life ever

[@sfodouble07]

What's lyft? What's uber? What's in this?

[@Bwethhh]

Swear I've watched this over 10 times in the past 2 days. This video is fucking hilarious lol

[@HeavyProfessor]

It's dip spit LOL. Just likely varsity football. We used to smoke blunts before the games and then pop Roxis and get hammered after. Good times.

[@briceyoung1420]

best one yet, a work art

[@willpuryear4170]

lmaoo these make me forget about school your great dude

[@JueGaBuenO]

Great music selection

[@AzeExhale]

Sometimes KZbin's recommended brings you good stuff

[@IcemanMaki]

I love this multi-persons one man shows..... awesome... keep on the good work.. What, dude? Shut up, I'm giving him a compliment! Dude....

[@BarcaStona]

10/10 my favorite video of yours. Too funny.

[@SEATTLEKID2o6]

Crazy plot twist!!!

[@jon1113]

My life is complete after seeing this video

[@priestof1]

Dude, thanks for this video. I'm not exactly sure why it works but this is hallarious. It's the kids man they ate simply funny.

[@ruimelo7068]

These types of videos are definitely your forte. Keep them coming! Also, you should do something with time travel in it, that would be interesting.

[@TomDebiase123]

Watched this about 743 times and it's still so funny

[@beastlynessofawesom3]

I like just found these vids now i cant stop watching them this shit is great

[@dillonthomasson623]

Tristan more like Crispin haha

[@OndrejMusicIsMine]

HES NOT EVEN SWITCHING SEAT !! what a god

[@Ashutt92]

"I'm not fuckin walkin to cvs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dylanthornton7510]

You're a genius dude all these years later still watching these vids and still crying with laughter, please start making them again

[@alexjohnson5764]

You're videos are absolute gold. 😂😂😂

[@cupofteam]

I just found out you have a KZbin channel and I'm so happy

[@ThomasJohnHyde]

these are seriously great

[@mrbreeze7373]

Probably watched this like 20 times - so funny haha

[@hworkdedication]

"You're freaking gay dude?!???" Lmao

[@rawdawg938]

Then the just melt. I’m dead!!

[@jimmybettinger2865]

"Its dip spit." *vomits in mouth* fucking DIED. hahahaha

[@bellaeluned663]

I first watched this at 12pm and I just wanna say hoLY SHIT DICKS I HAVENT TRIED TO KEEP ME FROM LAUGHING THAT HARD IN MY LIFE

[@ShesARhinosaur]

that thumbnail is glorious.

[@mmastergamers]

You're a comedy genius !!!!

[@kasfasari]

Best ive seen to this day

[@godofsaiyanz2617]

I think this is my favorite one lmfao

[@cutargh]

I know I live like right around the corner from his parents in Grosse Pointe, I really hope I run into Evan one day and get to smoke some beer with him

[@zakmik2341]

he's such an good actor and he can be a model too

[@mathieu9442]

'You're freakn gay dude?' 'Yeh. You have two dads...'

[@vincentzambito8909]

This is art

[@user-gy8ex3me4k]

that house in the background is nice 👍

[@phrattmaster2000]

best content on youtube.

[@alexmiller5573]

I'm so high rn