Security Check - Standup Comedy by Varun Grover

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Shot & recorded by: The Habitat Team (Dishang Popat, Vriddhi Sawlani, Harsh Shah)
Sound mixing by: Yash Barse
Edited by: Abhishek Bhutwani (Classclown)

[@TheShaanHaider]

I am so middle class that I never knew Singhara is called Water Chestnut 😅

[@बजरंगबलीभक्त-त6र]

@@Shivrajsinh maine pucha

[@cosmicfeargarou4592]

@@Shivrajsinh ha pucha

[@Shivrajsinh]

@@cosmicfeargarou4592 kyu pucha?

[@PramodSingh-bl8bo]

Same

[@manishmanbert8592]

i thought he was talking about samosa (in WB samosa is also called singhara) in the beginning. then googled it to know the actual thing.

[@kamanyadav8888]

Kasam hamare home minister ki😂😂

[@ereshmehndiratta8587]

kon ho bhaiya aap?

[@adamjones471]

matlab?

[@asr4327]

◽ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE VARUN JAISA◽

[@kamanyadav8888]

@@ereshmehndiratta8587 arey sir aap?😂😂

[@aditichaudhuri3946]

Superb We burst out laughing at many places Excellent delivery

[@iammanishyadav]

India is the only country where Stand up Comedians behave like politicians and Politician behave like comedians

[@nehasoni553]

seems like you didn't heard the name of Mr Trump

[@OfficialOffsideBall]

Us has the same situation Comedian like trever noah are the face of country Fox news and cnbc are biased to right and left like Republic tv and Ndtv...

[@suryakopatla770]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ2qioeMd9NmeM0🙏👍

[@Demonmania]

When he said😆😆😆mardo ka khule me dba do😆😆😆😆

[@rahulbarca4112]

BC, Hands down top notch quality satire. Every line is fckin punchline.

[@adarshshrivastava410]

Abe chutiye satire ka matlab bhi pata hai kya? Ye satirical nahi tha, kahi se bhi word pata chalta hai gawaro ko to har jagah pelna hota hai wahi

[@manswind3417]

@@adarshshrivastava410 Lmao who shat in your cereal mate? Why are you being so radically hateful over the use of a non-controversial harmless word which was perhaps improperly used by the original commenter? Besides, this was a satire to some extent - not my fault if you're unable to recognise the fact that 'satire' doesn't always mean subtle criticism of societal norms, but can also simply refer to the use of humour to ridicule the idiocy of stupid ideas (and/or people).

[@rahulbarca4112]

@@adarshshrivastava410 I am assuming that you 've read George Orwell's 1984. Now imagine whole set in Orwellian perspective . And interpret kar ki Jo mall wala security guard h wo govt hai..And if you dare to point out their level of moral culpability in legal framework like how varun was doing with security guard and got punished repeatedly. So the point is that poore dystopia me rationality always suffer. And the way Varun created whole set , he was representing rational integrity of civil society in authoritarian regime. Jahan use establishment ko basic question Karne par bhi punish and harass hona pad rha... Although Orwell ke 1984 ko lekar meri analogy technically galat ho Sakti hai but i hope you got my point.

[@bhaudada6865]

Daro Mat Sawaal Pucho 👍👍

[@twolittlebrothersbotharedi2378]

Varun ji superb bas Allah Aap Sab logon ki hifazat farmae or aapki himmat kaayam rakhe Desh ke liye Aise tanz buhut zarori hain jo aap buhut khubsoorati se karte hain

[@robinroy8659]

The savage 🤠 one "🤣 🤣 🤣 Mardo ka khule mein daba dete hain 😂😆😆"

[@anandamali1035]

You rocked it!♥️♥️♥️ Every 3-4 months i come and hear this😄😄😄 ❤️

[@UsamaSajid7866]

I did this in university checking 😂😂 guard said hehe jao 1:30

[@notjustbakaiti]

Simply Brilliant...👌

[@customgaming6185]

0:46 Rudest Book ever reference

[@rishabhraj8335]

Bro can u please elaborate as I have not read that

[@ashishxthakur]

What makes his jokes even better is the deadpan delivery.

[@harshithspedia1418]

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[@AgriyaKhetarpal]

Exactly, he delivers jokes similar to how Captain Holt does lol

[@harshithspedia1418]

@@AgriyaKhetarpal kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp20qqKOhLyXgdU

[@anjanasingh1079]

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[@cookwithsanjana]

APLOG MERI VIDEOS EK BAAR DEKHLIJyE PLEASE YAAR BHAUT MEHANT LAGATI HAI AUR APKO VIDEOS ACHI LAGE TOH SUBSCRIBE JARUR KARNA... PS-A SMALL KZbinR😔

[@Paaaaaaaaaaal]

People are fan of upmanyu, bassi, kamra, samay, Morani, etc. And all of them are fan of varun. 😎 Edit : kasam se bade chutiye bnde hain replies me, apne fav comic ko leke lad rhe hain, whereas the whole point of this comment was that most of the comics with a big number have publicly admitted that varun is their fav. 😂😂

[@saswatmishra7310]

Kamra really??😂

[@TheSaurabhRathore]

Ruk likhlu....

[@abhinavadvani3996]

@@saswatmishra7310 Bhai Abhishek upmanyu ne khud kha ha wo agr sabse best manta ha stand up comedy me to kunal kamra ko manta ha.

[@irshankhan7158]

yeah 🔥🎉

[@Aditya1111]

Sahi haii💯💯🙌❣️🤭

[@speakneat2129]

Varun is certainly very intelligent. He cuts jokes with a straight face and his dialogue delivery is 'exceptiona'l. A big and smiling salute ... 😂

[@AnilKumar-wj2tz]

The only opposition left in India is stand up comedian..

[@AbbasDalal1000]

Bruh dead party reported

[@devinasharma8727]

Damn savage

[@cingey2567]

Ooo🙄👍

[@OreOmod]

+1

[@gaupalak3554]

right bro

[@kaustavchakraborty9484]

Your takeaway from this video : Singhaara is Water chestnut

[@sudhanshushukla1959]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zou5lnapq6elr6M

[@rishijain2151]

Mere ko nahi pata tha😂😂

[@kaustavchakraborty466]

Bruh

[@kaustavchakraborty8773]

Bruhhh

[@kaustavchakraborty9484]

@@kaustavchakraborty8773 Dudes. We must meet. Bruh.

[@O2H3]

BJP's black list : 1. Munawar faruqi 2. Kunal kamra 3. Varun Grover

[@tariquechowdhury1629]

@Anshul they r not stand up comedian

[@JamesRodriguez10783]

4. Sriram 5. Punit Pania 6. Abijit Ganguly

[@Dream-xv9su]

Because they are competitor of modi.Modi is also a stand up comedian.

[@aryeshbanerjee3412]

Rest 2 are amazing but kunal kamra has become a politician now, his jokes ain't that funny

[@debajyoti3772]

@@aryeshbanerjee3412 ye bhi politics hi krta Hain Inka bht video Hain political party ke sath

[@furyxxassassin4767]

That Epic Line : Aap Aao Side Me..... 😂😂😂😂

[@wedontchoosebestbestchoose7943]

And " Aap ye bakwas nhi kr skte"😂😊

[@devirox]

My dad once asked the mall security guy while frisking, "Bomb mila?" He sheepishly replied, "Arre nahi sir, gutka - wutka dhoondhte hain nahi toh andar log thook deta hai." 😂😂

[@uditpal396]

LMAO

[@MuhammadIbrahim-om1fk]

😂😂😂

[@d.a.s.perfect5952]

😂😂😂

[@VisionMusic78]

Hehe fumnny

[@kaminigupta6249]

😂😂😂

[@naveentripathi2405]

“There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech" ~ BJP

[@muditshrimali]

Tell that to Kamlesh Tripathi, or is your outrage never for one of us?

[@hmmmm4193]

@@muditshrimali kamlesh tiwari*

[@naveentripathi2405]

@@muditshrimali I'm not one of you, humey apne me mat milaiye hum alag hai :)

[@harshtripathi7487]

@@naveentripathi2405 Hn tabhi tum vishudh chutiye ho :D

[@DarthSports_FC]

bhai yaar aise bolke andhbhakt logo ki feelings mat hurt karo....abhi unko class 12 pass krke naukri ke liye gaand bhi to ghisni h

[@AbdulHadi-qq9hq]

"The man who asks question is a fool for a minute, a man who doesn't ask is a fool for life." ~ Confucius

[@himanshushekhardas1730]

one of my favourite quotes

[@whoyashikarathour]

yess i read this in a book called "who will cry when you die" and it's one of my favorites (´∀｀)♡

[@jayantjolly]

In these times it should be "The man who asks question is jailed right that moment, a man who doesn't goes on with his life."😊😊😊

[@asr4327]

🅾️ ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE VARUN JAISA🅾️

[@udbhav5911]

Well said...

[@AdarshJhaYt]

oh bhai.. insta pr dekh ke aaya tha..?? maza aa gya.. aise video dekh lo na to lgta hai aaj ka data kahi shi jagah gya hai

[@Tanishkmalviya]

Aaja Bhai aaj phirse data ka sahi jagah use karle 😂😂

[@Thisislevelhit]

"vo sab hame nhi pata lekin hum kitne chutiye lagenge agr tumne singade se plan hijack kar liya " maja aa gya thanks for the likes

[@anjanasingh1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onPMe4SGft2pirua

[@ravindergupta9667]

Kasam home minister ki...😂

[@hardishah3442]

Security check wala bhi op nikla

[@suryakopatla770]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ2qioeMd9NmeM0🙏👍

[@tejasgarg724]

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you" George Bernard Shaw

[@utkarshx27]

Padh le bacche😂

[@infinityxtanishq8712]

This is just stupid , ya'll don't want security checks at airports and malls or what.... stop idolizing these people , they're just tryna make some money off this .....

[@Tanmay_Bhattacharya]

@@infinityxtanishq8712 did you take it seriously😂..go and learn to differentiate between comedy video and serious video.

[@Itspersonal9432]

@@utkarshx27 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuuk4R8gMasm7s .....

[@SupremeLeaderSahil]

@Adarsh Ek Comedian ne Sahi kaha hai “Aisi koi baat nahi jissey koi offend na ho, Lok bas Mazey ki Jagha Seriously dekhtey hai, Agar aisa har kisi ki soch ho toh joh bachi kuchi maza hamey comedian akar dete hai voh bhi nhi bechegi. Fir sab dhirey dhire depressed ho jayenge”

[@Gossypol]

*"Mardo ka khule me dabado"* , I started laughing so much on this line that I had to take the exit from my library. 😂😂

[@zeultimo]

Accha kia, warna library ka security guard aata, aur aapke phode dhoondhta! btw, library mein padhai hoti thi humare zamaane mein.

[@Gossypol]

@Jaggu Seth Grover pe nai, Upmanyu par kar raha hu. 😂😂

[@Gossypol]

@@zeultimo Btw aap kis *"zamaane"* se ho waise 🧐🧓?

[@zeultimo]

​@@Gossypol Yeh short videos ke zamaane mein, tum saara log ka attention span kittu chota ho gaya hai, upar ki line padhi, niche pohonche aur bhool gaye! Us zamaane se hai, jab library mein padhai hoti thi.

[@Gossypol]

@@zeultimo Hai? So you mean ajkal log Library sirf Varun Grover ka stand up dekhne jate hai 😂

[@wolfpriest6954]

Once, I were to board a plane from Kol to Del and I had two kilos of rasgulle jisme adhi chashni thi. They didn't let it in. Bole ki ye chashni fenk k aao aur le jao. Bc bina chashni k rasgulle khane ka maza ata h kya. Tf!

[@nishitgautam5524]

Its sad that we have come to a point where the name of a fucking airport has to be beeped out.

[@taesheartwarmingsmile5822]

This is the irony we are being asked to notice.

[@prophecy8740]

Thats a joke too....search sourav ghosh

[@soumyajitkushari675]

I am pretty sure he said Lucknow airport

[@theetahlianguyvlog]

Lucknow airport bola h

[@nelser1160]

Have you heard of Ice posidon? It's done in good measure

[@huzaifaqazi7324]

‘Main kitna chutya lagunga agar maine singhare se plane hijack kar liya to’ - Varun Grover, Circa 2021

[@rahulmeel1080]

Pilot kitna chutiya lagega agar wo singhare se darr gya to?

[@JaiMaharashta]

9/11 was committed by Al-Singhada

[@therisingmountain5447]

You got some move

[@ankitmaheshwari8283]

😂😂🙄😂😂

[@Sufiyan270]

Underrated comment

[@piyushgupta6693]

😂😂😂

[@durgeshvkrai8220]

This deserves a heart or pin😅

[@mudassirmujawar1259]

Who is watching this video in election 2024 😅😂

[@jogindart6986]

Tujhe kisine pucha ba

[@CoolBluezPhotography]

Glad you brought up this mall security check issue!!

[@suryakopatla770]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ2qioeMd9NmeM0🙏👍

[@ashutoshyadav9246]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b5zdmIVrraetqrc...

[@mrinal6626]

i like his comedy, but tbh your and his statement is illogical, i mean if there is a check on mall entrance its has a purpose, so that no one can carry any firearm(which have heavily built metal body) he will get detected and stopped to prevent any big incident, burglary, etc. I mean when there is a entrance checking only then a terrorist, thief ,burglar or person with wrong intentions will think twice that how should he take some weapon inside.

[@laugheveryday698]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmm2amt3e7eom9mc

[@CoolBluezPhotography]

@@mrinal6626 Agreed that’s why there should be security in place but what I don’t agree with is the fact that they most of the times don’t want to use metal detectors or don’t have x-ray machines set up and want to personally go into your small handbags also...that’s personal space invasion. Do the checks as they are important but use the things required for that at all entrances.

[@ShauryaNSingh-qp6lx]

How can this guy be so serious while cracking jokes. Brilliant Yaar!! Edit- Thank you guys FOR 2K LIKES!!!!! Can't believe it...

[@vikasyuvavad]

His seriousness is strength of his comedy...

[@saurabhbhargava4917]

Bhaii comedy nahi hai ..Satya hai ye.

[@akk92278]

@@saurabhbhargava4917 Satya nhi Bhai sataire h

[@avinashmodi5230]

Because he does the same set 50 times before recording this one.

[@shaanshaan3869]

Wach him in the lallantop show joking on demonetization

[@desage4766]

"Periodic table ki har element" got me 🤣🤣😂

[@Abhishek-jb7gz]

Btana zara 😂

[@LuciFeRz25]

@@Abhishek-jb7gz metal detector hota h na aur hamare phone me bhi metal h fir bhi work ni krta

[@vardhan5081]

Radioactive elements bhi🤣

[@Abhishek-jb7gz]

@@LuciFeRz25 acha acha got it Bhai 😂😂

[@30s_buzzz]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWWyiH2toc2igs0

[@shubhamravindra4895]

This guy has written Udta Punjab,Masaan,Sacred Games and lyrics of many notable hindi songs

[@iamyeeshoo]

Jabra fan

[@AamanayaVijhWasTaken]

Don't forget Gangs of Wasseypur

[@tony-pc4kd]

Toh Kya kare fir hum?

[@shubhamravindra4895]

@@tony-pc4kd Agar nahi pata kya karna hai toh sabse pehle toh comment mat kar😂

[@KrishnaTripathi1709]

@@AamanayaVijhWasTaken zeeshan qadri is the writer

[@irajatmishra]

When you've to censor an entire city! Man comedians being held real tight

[@himanshughunavat2012]

Do you know name of the city?? I didn't get it

[@irajatmishra]

@@himanshughunavat2012 Lucknow

[@a.static.kaleidoscope]

Stolen joke hai phir bhi bata deta hun : Naam hata diya, Yogi case karwa dega, jail chala jayega Batao kitna chutiya lagega agar singhade ki wajah se jail jaana pada

[@AA-to6jk]

@@a.static.kaleidoscope hahaha😜

[@AA-to6jk]

G... fatti padi hai sabki aajkal.. Daadi waale singaade se 😜🤣😂 chilka nikaalne ka time aa gaya hai 😜😜

[@atheistandsecular589]

Unlike other stand up comedians these days, who forcefully try to make people laugh by laughing on their own humouless jokes that don't work, Varun is on completely different level. He cracks it very casually without he himself laughing, yet the viewers can't just stop laughing. Even a serious guy can't hold on to his laughter on Varun's Jokes. At the same time Varun is very intelligent to talk on real issues and add humour to them, that takes real talent.

[@Priyanshu_Kp]

You need to watch Manik Mahna too

[@lata7549]

True! I was actually guffawing!!

[@BeingUlfu]

Blows my mind, how he cracks such hilarious jokes with a straight face without laughing! 😂

[@BeingUlfu]

@meloni dsilva arey 😂

[@prashantsinghsengar4333]

Mein hazar Baar Guthkha leke mall mein gya hu jhaat ni Kuch kr paye h

[@drsatishs]

True poker faced but prefect timing and delivery!

[@dhananjay7170]

Frustration hai bhai 😂😂

[@pranjalmakwana2424]

😂😂😂

[@adityaagrawal5114]

Every time Modiji speaks in public, Varun grover should upload a video to balance the IQ of the entire nation.

[@rajsaksena8756]

Agreed but we should also have right leaning comedians to balance out what shit rahul spews on a regular basis.

[@abhiwagh2312]

@@rajsaksena8756 well our govt is full of right leaning comedians.... So ya it's balanced out already

[@abidabbasi6]

@@rajsaksena8756 WTF don't u see Zee , republic , India tv etc they r all right leaning comedians working day and night for F*ku ji

[@riyasingh-ob8dy]

@@abidabbasi6 what about khabeesh kumar

[@abidabbasi6]

@@riyasingh-ob8dy Magsasay award winner the great journalist the voice of the downtrodden ,Salute to the stalwart

[@gsing5595]

one thing special about varun is he doesn't laugh while telling a joke 😂

[@gsing5595]

@V Joshep then see other comedians and understand why am i saying ... don't try be a cool dude

[@manusarda]

@@gsing5595 he is not trying to be cool dude. He is just giving you the information which you weren't having.

[@berserk322]

It is called deadpan delivery

[@haidersiddiqui4408]

@V Joshep han bhai ye log brain use hini krte Use krte toh pata hota ki ye saare comedian anti nationalist hain!!! 😅haina?

[@Itzmeavinash]

वीडियो से मेरा जनरल नॉलेज बढ़ गया... सिंघाड़े को Water Chestnut कहते हैं

[@Soniya-w3n]

You know things are bad when you have to put a disclaimer before jokes.

[@manusarda]

At least he avoided politics for a day.

[@am.Shub2770]

Always have been. Freedom of speech is only for the powerful. Aam janta ga*d marwaye.

[@sureshraut7427]

The irony is that the comedians are explaining logic and the politicians are talking about logically illogical things...

[@doctorcapacitor7932]

@V Joshep you can't get sarcasm?

[@manvendrabhati658]

Maturity left the chat 🙄

[@manvendrabhati658]

@V Joshep bro i was not referring to you. 🤨

[@doctorcapacitor7932]

@V Joshep even if he was not reffering you but the thing you said to him really made me think that maturity left the chat.

[@manusarda]

So the logic is that we should remove all the security guards who could have caught a suspicious thing and informed police. 👏👏👏

[@mahakj.a.7892]

*The dislikers are the people whom he asked questions*

[@tanabana3147]

@ you are blind check again after one month and no one really can dislike varun 's speech

[@imprakrut]

In the democratic India of 2021, a comedian has to censor a name of a city! Kya din aa gaye hai!

[@imprakrut]

In case you don't know, someone filed an FIR against Amazon for showing Mirzapur in "bad light"

[@TheOnkarj]

Has to sensor matlab, kisne bola bhai sensor karne ?

[@deep7051]

@@TheOnkarj khud ke safety ke liye precaution he. Log case maarte he jaise baap ka raaj ho, victim ko mental harrassment aur losses aate he vo alag jo koi cover karke nai deta.

[@harshpatel1385]

True legends are Abhishek upmanyu and Akash Gupta. Ye to chutiya hain political political khelte hain

[@jackarsh5252]

BTW it is Lucknow

[@iitjee6282]

When you don’t know whether to laugh or appreciate him for such intelligent comic.

[@dmike4real496]

You're at the wrong place bro. You better be ready for IIT JEE

[@sumitdhotre7857]

2 Replys on @IIT JEE comments are just like the first two security guards in Mall...Cool guys...episode is all about logic.why so rude reply..

[@manusarda]

So removing the security checks is considered intelligence 😂 That's show your dumbness. If security guard will caught something suspicious then he can call police or evacuate the public from that place. Hope that increases your knowledge a bit.

[@yy852]

@@manusarda Then tell me the second option when these guys find Bomb

[@yy852]

@@manusarda U r talking about knowledge of that security guard...woow man seems like u have knowledge about work EXPERIENCE....

[@hritiksheoran3470]

The most intelligent comic ever 🙌🙌🙌

[@8balldrift688]

*Indian❤️

[@DrKden]

Sach mei

[@anshjoshi26]

IIT BHU🔥🔥

[@raunakdas5764]

Debatable

[@asr4327]

🔷 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE VARUN JAISA🔷

[@Vivek-ke2db]

Finally he remembered that he has a KZbin channel.😂😂😂

[@syedsuhaibbukhari239]

😂😂😂😂

[@swapnilyadav5492]

Damn Right

[@imran_sid]

He is not as vella as KZbin commentators

[@1shotofficial8]

And then forgot

[@harryhrk2574]

He forget again 😓

[@LalitPatilcasper]

"Kasam home minister ki"lol. We know what you did there Varun 🤣🤣

[@adamjones471]

please explain mujhe samaj nhi aaya 😅

[@20-aman]

@@adamjones471 mujhe toh bahut kuch nhi samanjta bahut layers joke hote h

[@venumr8089]

Can u explain ?

[@thomasaddition4210]

@@venumr8089 f

[@Akash_Yadav752]

Basically he didn't performed a single task over the airport that means Amit Shah's Life is at risk 😂😂

[@sammirpopt3945]

I just love his delivery... One of the most matured stand up comedians

[@architranka]

He is beeping Lucknow. 😂 I think he is just trolling cleverly.

[@KrishnamKumawat]

Wait I don't get it. Is it due to Yogi Govt?

[@gunjangaur1783]

Sach m lucknow tha .......

[@anandayush4338]

how you got that?

[@ajayshekhawat2292]

Yeah it was lucknow

[@scurryfunge9581]

@@KrishnamKumawat Not really, I think it's to not provide any incentive to people to go try imitating him with the airport security. You can obviously see where that might land the people and how difficult it'd be for the security personnel. 😂

[@tarunbisht928]

He's the same guy who wrote the screenplay of Sacred Games, The movie Masaan, The song of Moh Moh ke Dhagge, The lyrics in gangs of wasseypur, He is an IITian, And he does Amazing stand-ups as well! Varun Grover for u guys! He redefines Perfection:)

[@nilk1229]

Nachaniya,gawaniya ke bat ke koi minha na karaile ham

[@MyRosy1970]

bhai paid h kya,har video ke niche likhta h samaj gaye hum...

[@प्रशस्त]

No shit Sherlock

[@its_ankit26]

jabra fan wala song bhi

[@ForteExpresso]

Basically he is another talented engineer who is not doing Engineering 😂

[@ahman6605]

Kunal kamra jokes on modiji Le BJP: Aap aaiye phire side main😂😂😂

[@heartplayer9147]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@arinjayysingh]

u rather say Kunal kamra jokes i dont think he jokes anything other than modi

[@sqb8980]

@Dishank Jain and he's true at the same time

[@shivanisharma4581]

@Dishank Jain please explain 5 good works of government

[@neeljavia2965]

@Dishank Jain CAA, NRC? Great. Jab tum jains ko bhi list seh nikal de, tab mat rona.

[@SanjeevKumar-fo2ee]

Kon kon reel dekh kar aaya hai

[@BDfactory2722]

bhai abhi reel dekh kar aaya hun

[@eachandeverything6219]

Just now 😅

[@arifhusain4391]

Mee

[@paritoshranjanbisi429]

Periodic table ka har ek element usme se leke gaya hu😂😂😂😂 All student hit a like......

[@NoName-bm7xg]

Took him almost a yr to put up an actual clip. All throughout lockdown, I got to know his cat very well. I had almost forgotten him as a stand up guy.

[@harshithspedia1418]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zp20qqKOhLyXgdU

[@amancharaniya1249]

"Kitna chutiya lagunga agar mene shingade se plane hi-jack kar liya" was amazing!😂😂 Lol!

[@Itspersonal9432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuuk4R8gMasm7s .......

[@henrydcosta6498]

The media in our country is dead. Comedians are doing the job of the media.

[@kshitizkumar690]

FYI : Lucknow has been beeped out (Yup can't even name a city in the country we live in) mujhe side mei mat bulana

[@ankrust]

Isle beep kiya hoga taaki koi case na ho Ye sab koi karta hain case na lagne ke liye

[@ashwaniyadav493]

@@ankrust Lucknow bolne m kaisa case hoga??

[@ankrust]

@@ashwaniyadav493 jaisa standup mein bataya actually waisa nhi hua hoga lucknow mein toh shayad defamation case ho skta hain Jaise pappu kabhi adani aur ambani ji ka kabhi naam nhi leta defamation case se bachne ke liye

[@deep7051]

@@ankrust hota he bro. Yaad rakho ye UP he.

[@ankrust]

@@deep7051 agar case hoga toh airport se related log krenge Aur waise ye up hain ka mtlb ?

[@dhruvish9851]

Airport security - hum kitne bade chutiye lagenge agar aapane singhade se plan hijack kar liya to 😂😂

[@asr4327]

🟩 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE VARUN JAISA🟩

[@773HOWNER]

😂😂😂😂

[@bbcdoosra.4134]

Rahul Gandhi for PM 2024 ❤️❤️

[@yuvrajgond2189]

Wah bete mauj kardi

[@solitaryloon1641]

Islam...

[@neeljavia2965]

@@solitaryloon1641 And your hatred.

[@newaccount2979]

@@solitaryloon1641 sed 😰😰

[@solitaryloon1641]

@@neeljavia2965 yaaah....me and my hatred...🙂🙂🙂 Exclusion of kashmiri pandits, still we kept calm........ You torned our temples....... Charile habdo ke beheading ko you guys supported......... Munawar ke ram jokes ko you guys supported......... And many more...... And still after that..... we're spreading hatred chutye

[@nishushukla8637]

Oh goshhh... reliable..logical.. rational.. sense of humor in soo difficult situation.. Amazing 👏

[@manishraut989]

And the reign of the greatest comedian begins

[@anshulsharma6898]

kya likhte rehte ho bhai tum? 😂

[@Macawoon.]

Continues*

[@JaydevRaol]

👍

[@asr4327]

🟢 ADITYA RATHORE BHI ACHA FUNNY JOURNALIST HAI KZbin PEE VARUN JAISA🟢

[@yasirahmad922]

He's a gem...such a great personality with great sense of humor 😍

[@anjanasingh1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onPMe4SGft2pirs

[@harshmehar5882]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIq5pKiEm8ZopZY

[@manx4u]

4:54 why mute 'Lucknow'?

[@rizwaaaaan]

U know Lucknow is capital of UP, and CM of UP is Adityanath, who is from BJP, which is RSS' subsidiary, They'll cancel his shows there, just like Munawar

[@manx4u]

@@rizwaaaaan thanks Einstein for enlightening me.

[@rizwaaaaan]

@@manx4u Arre😂🙏

[@prateekanand997]

Mtlb kuch bhi hagega.... munawar ka show kyu cancel hua tha pta bhi hai..

[@Sa-wb6zn]

In next 2-3 yrs someone uploads a satire on govt. Momdiji- Aap aao zra side mein🥴

[@atharvr3335]

Are UAPA kyu laga rhe ho normie ho kya 😂😂

[@amishbhat3560]

@@atharvr3335 lmao

[@spearning8995]

Finally you remembered your password

[@sscexams101]

😂

[@raghavchaudhary5748]

Abhi toh he has to remember and show his papers also.

[@darknessextreme1917]

Tu jis din bhoolega us din maza Aaiga

[@pratikpradipkadam6520]

Spammer

[@ichweinicht1858]

ye har jagah aake bas password wala 200 saal purana comment karta hai

[@mahekleish8464]

This man can be such a great teacher. He has such a calm and captivating personality. God bless

[@anjanasingh1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onPMe4SGft2pirum

[@tomjos8457]

Indeed , I do agree what the hell security does with mirror below the car 😂😂😂

[@siddoza16]

Sacred Games writer...amazing content..

[@itsmerizwan3059]

@@siddoza16 national award winner

[@JyotiSharma-ur8cg]

@@anjanasingh1079 o

[@sudhanshurai7426]

If Ravish Kumar and Mr Beans had a mix

[@Motivation-do9zc]

Best line was "periodic table ka sara metal leke gya hu,aap btao real bomb ki aawaj kya hogi"😂😂

[@specificgod3627]

Line to theek se likh le

[@Akarsh-]

Joke ki baja daali

[@yashgaur6115]

meme for u kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3PUnnylnNylps0

[@susdoge3767]

@Pradeep Rawat thank you for sharing this important piece of information with me

[@placidnick100]

He carries a relaxing ambiance with him, amazing comedic delivery.

[@apnisilaiclass4714]

🥀✌️🌹🤲🌺🤝🏵️

[@Itspersonal9432]

@@apnisilaiclass4714 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuuk4R8gMasm7s ......

[@tohahawlader671]

"tum batao hum kinte chutiya lagenge agar tum singhare se plane hijack kar lo" That security personnel definitely is Varun's carbon copy

[@5911Mooos]

Not

[@harshithslh685]

Singdade**

[@ishitamandal34]

this is a masterpiece may be after really really long time period i'm watching such a mind blowing content this man is a legend

[@AgriyaKhetarpal]

"Varun Grover suddenly remembered his KZbin password" comments coming in 3, 2, 1 😂

[@menishraj2235]

Slowly & steadily he seems to me more like DAVE CHAPPELLE - not a comic but a philosopher who’s funny !! ❤️🥂

[@VARUNSINGH-ri2he]

@@ByzantineCapitalManagement well chappelle is wise, won't you agree

[@kingtiger4971]

Varun Grover:Qasam Humaare Home Minister Ki... Amit Shah:O Bhai! Maaro Mujhe Maaro 😂😂😂😜😜😜😜

[@anjanasingh1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onPMe4SGft2pirs

[@rahulpareek7804]

Omit "Mujhe" And place "Isko". Now that's more like amit shah.

[@sravankumarprajapathi6334]

1:05 15 saal se Kuch nahi Mila 😂🤣

[@souvikmukherjee9718]

Uska incentive ruka hua hai 😂😂

[@chetanyadav]

When I was studying engineering, the UN had declared the Mechanical branch as the best engineering branch.

[@anjanasingh1079]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/onPMe4SGft2piruY

[@arnav2218]

Abe saale😂😂

[@earth_wanderer]

Sab log comedy nei kar paate beta 😌

[@thepinkpanther4288]

duniya mein war chal rahein hain aur UN QS pe branch rankings dekh raha hai

[@Anonymous_00020]

Are u comedy me

[@shekharsaurabh3429]

security staffs and their relatives are disliking the video 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rohitacchvan8600]

i m form cisf and working at bengaluru airport but i liked the video...n lough too much...he told reality.

[@bhartiyaintercollegevk8873]

😊😊😊😊

[@mrinalini9112]

Chaukidaar too

[@fa_cough]

That’s just andhbhakts disliking for that demonetisation joke.

[@YogeshSingh-qd7rk]

Gajab satire maare ho guru 👍👍😂😂😄😄😁😁🤣🤣😁😄😂👍

[@iamfawad]

Relatable stand up comedy with logic. Airport per singhade cheelain hai bhai ne 😄😄

[@d.SAiNi.]

What the logic?

[@bgmilover9963]

@UCEYjVtQT5uof8X97GxHOotA Sab godi media hai

[@SatyamKumar-px1ch]

Why are Pakistani watching Indian content 😑

[@yogeshnagar4113]

@@SatyamKumar-px1ch pure video ke concept ka ek hi moto tha ki question karo har chiz me ...but usme ye bhi tha ki kuch logical aspect yaa point ho!....to aapne question to kar liya ki pakistani ppl kyu dekh rhe he.. lekin aapke is question me kuch LOGIC dikhta he aapko ????!😒😞

[@PlyrHuman]

@@yogeshnagar4113 logic hota to ye sawal thodi puchta

[@LovelyCrescentMoon-mk7lh]

He is the guy who wrote lyrics or some best music like Sacred games ,udta Punjab , masan etc salute to this men

[@gauravbisht8487]

For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is. This is him. Wrote Masaan Wrote Moh Moh Ke Dhaage Wrote Sacred Games Wrote Jiya Tu bihar Ke Lala Wrote songs for Newton, Sui Dhaaga, Udta Punjab, Sonchiriya, Fan. Does StandupComedy Was an IITian. (Credits to @Golam Mostafa Amit for all this information)

[@vickyshare7511]

THERE IS ALWAYS A COMMENT IN VARUN'S VIDEO STARTING 'For those of you who dont know who Varun Grover is....'

[@aniketkumar3105]

@@vickyshare7511 yeah ...its common in every video 😂😂

[@gauravbisht8487]

@@vickyshare7511 that's true 😅 and I maintain the consistency & one more thing . . . . . . . . . . . . . Comment like krdena😂😂

[@Dsr-m5x]

Aur haan..Modi se isski gaand jalti hai..ye bhi daal list me.

[@itsmerizwan3059]

@@gauravbisht8487 isnt he national award winner ?

[@NiTiNShashindran]

An Indian comedian had to beep the name of a beautiful city, largest democracy still laughing. What a bad-luck now!

[@ankrust]

Isle beep kiya hoga taaki koi case na ho Ye sab koi karta hain case na lagne ke liye

[@supersaiyaan5795]

What a pun 😂

[@AbhishekGupta-ik4og]

Kitna chutiya lagega yeh bolne mein ki singhade ki joke se jail jana pada 😂

[@ankrust]

@@AbhishekGupta-ik4og 🤣🤣🤣

[@gauravkumartripathi5576]

Word play 👏👏

[@rawgsta3718]

1) Vir Das 2) Varun Grover 3) Munnawar Farooqui 4) Kunal Kamra One day when bhakts will agree with them

[@abhinavadvani3996]

Notes bhakts but their childrens Unke pass i hope logic ho

[@Just_somebody7]

Learning is:- Bheed se alag hona chahte ho to bas question puch lo. And they be like:- Aap aao side mein 😁

[@anshik.k.t]

Happens always with me in school 😥

[@yashgaur6115]

meme for u kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3PUnnylnNylps0

[@harsh8899]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@oendrilasarkar891]

👍👍

[@ullasbhide]

Satire, dark comedy , critical/logical thinking..this guy is real intellectual and got balls of singade 😁

[@suryakopatla770]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ2qioeMd9NmeM0🙏👍

[@sushantsapre28]

Please somebody give him a one hour stand up special !!!! Netflix, Amazon, anyone ?!?!

[@yejohaihumarijindgibyvikesh]

बहुत ही घटिया लगा। आप क्या सोचते है कि इतनी घटिया लैंग्वेज यूज करके आप बहुत अच्छे कॉमेडियन बन जायेंगे। देख लेना अगर आप ऐसी भाषा का इस्तेमाल करते रहे तो आप का स्टैंडर्ड नीचे ही होता जाएगा। आप कभी भी राजू श्रीवास्तव जैसे बड़े कॉमेडियन नही बन पाओगे। ऐसा मेरा आकलन है। आगे आपकी मर्जी

[@Musaddiquesiddiqui1999]

He is literally mr bean of our film industry 😂😂🔥👏. Legendary writer and satirist for a reason👍🏻❤️

[@Itspersonal9432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuuk4R8gMasm7s .........

[@ADARSHANURAG2]

Such a great comedian with great sense of humour.

[@sarimahmad8734]

3:40 best jokes 'mardo ka khule me daba do'😂😂

[@ravitomar23]

BJP ad on Varun Grover's KZbin channel is a great level irony

[@RiyaBhatia26]

Most people aren't prepared for these basic questions 😜😜

[@Shubham-zh5gz]

Absolutely

[@ronybiswas869]

@@mayankagrawal7035 chutiya🤣

[@mayankagrawal7035]

@@ronybiswas869 Aukat mein reh.

[@master_eagle]

You look alike revathi pillai .☺

[@saifialam4441]

Me- Modi Ji Petrol itna mahenga kyu ho raha hai ?? IT/ CBI Department- Aap aao side mein 🤣😂

[@MDTHEGAMER]

😂😂😂😂

[@saiyadmahammadakaram3292]

😂😂😂😂

[@damianwayne5705]

Plot twist:Kunal kamra is not allowed in plane as he tried to hijacked it with singhada

[@sudhanshushukla1959]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zou5lnapq6elr6M

[@MCAAARULMishra]

HE USED ARNAB* TO HIJACK THE PLANE

[@divyzala1864]

XD

[@shivanshmtd]

Though his delivery is damn funny, what is this logic that a terrorist won't enter through the main entrance, that's only because he knows there's a security check! I find these words too fancy and cliche only used by the elite liberandus: Intolerance, Conformism, Conservative. Our country doesn't have these issues, it's just that you feel so.

[@aiyoharsh]

i haven't laughed this hard in a long time, very nicely scripted and amazing delievery! I need more!!

[@Itspersonal9432]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIuuk4R8gMasm7s .........

[@khurramali3634]

Couldn't agree more

[@abhinavsingh.92]

Yes, I especially like how he can say the funniest of things with a straight face! 😁

[@kusz1000]

Interesting he roasted Anu Malik in the beginning with whom he collaborated for "Yeh moh moh ke dhage" 😂😂😂😂

[@MrMukeshsahu20]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaLbgJeaeLVpqrM

[@muhafizali14]

I wish your jokes never ended man 😂

[@lalalavideo6435]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYmolHlrpM6Bqs0 🌸🌿👼👼👼😇💃💃💃