The Internet Said So | EP 70 | (Being) Human Body Facts

[@akshayraghunath9022]

Thakur tujhe Hritik ki kasam pin karde ye comment XD pls

[@aryankesarwanithegreat600]

Le ho gaya

[@akshayraghunath9022]

@@aryankesarwanithegreat600 VINDICATION!!!!!!

[@adityasawant7617]

@@akshayraghunath9022 is that a brooklyn reference?

[@astuteobserver1603]

Congratulations 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@akshayraghunath9022]

@@adityasawant7617 uh doii

[@Arya-dn2dc]

Varun ka acting career started by staring at lightbulbs

[@ranjitcherian6519]

True, on stage you can't see the audience, just the lights.

[@jarielgojar]

This has to be the closest to getting a drunk version of the podcast, Neville zoning in and out, Varun reading facts straight up, and no drink in Kautuk's hand. Really enjoyed this late-night podcast and really appreciate the efforts you guys take to put the podcast on time!! Waiting for (Being) human body facts pt. 2!

[@nikitagidwani5644]

Neville is like every Indian dad ever, just shaking his head in disappointment and embarrassment at the lame jokes anyone cracks 😂😂

[@AyanCreations]

Phir khud hi wahi karta hai.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I love how Varun’s go-to reflex is ‘Kaan ke neeche doonga’.

[@shadaabansari6654]

If the TISS group was a human brain, Kautuk would be the part that processes rational thoughts, Varun would be the one that remembers pop references and is spontaneous, Aadar would be the one that is always confused and cannot focus on a topic, and Neville would be the one that signals us to procrastinate and not take that morning shower.

[@user-ss1jn9rs4c]

It's scary how accurate this is 🤣🤣🤣

[@your_butter_chicken]

😂😂😂😂

[@KanugoRahul]

Bro why is this *neville is a lazy dude* thing so common among all us tiss fans 😂. Even though we know he probably works more than all of them. This is a hilarious joke running from soooo long

[@shashwatkunder1658]

Varun staring at the bulb to get a pair of glasses is some hardcore method acting

[@mansiuditasingh5362]

Neville : Did you have a monologue in your head and then corrected yourself? Aadar : No, no, I saw Siddhi. Kautuk : He saw cameo.😂

[@harmanjassar7014]

Hahaah.. that was hilarious

[@ganeshr3493]

me and siddhi

[@ismabaig9348]

timestamp??

[@mansiuditasingh5362]

@@ismabaig9348 5:21

[@shivanirokade7250]

"Main musician hoon kaan k niche bajata hoon" - Varun Thakur 2021

[@helloworld8058]

I love the fact that Salman is being talked about directly after about 1 and a half years of TISS

[@01harshit]

Dedh saal ho gaya bc isko... TBQ bhi nahi lagta itna purana toh

[@komalsonawane139]

Varun describing his injury is a whole mood!

[@ShreyaOnYouTube]

TISS BOYS! Thank you for being a ray of sunshine on a mundane Tuesday afternoon.

[@sairajmhatre5097]

Varun ka shaadi 2021 mei and haldi ceremony 2020 mai! WOW!!!

[@wanderer7600]

Varun thakur repeating his personal story for the 9 millionth time Me : * grabs popcorn *

[@cyberrecluse7024]

Are u sure it's popcorn and not fallen pieces of earwax...

[@jainamsurana6338]

Damn, good one boi.

[@mahimagad9989]

The last ten minutes of this podcast feel like going for therapy after doing LSD. Serotonin has returned in 2021.

[@mattmurdock7336]

No one : Literally no one : Adar : oh yeaah !!! Cowtuk : So Sidhi & I . ..

[@soumyabisht2509]

No one : Literally no one : Varun : Paishe

[@mattmurdock7336]

@@soumyabisht2509 No one : Literally no one : Neville : The Rothschilds Neville : JJWS is not a copy. Neville : Aaron Sorkin

[@soumyabisht2509]

@@mattmurdock7336 No one : Literally no one : Bawa : Schadenfreude

[@Aniboy1000]

This podcast was on another league, haven't laughed like this since a looong time :"D

[@mahimajangwan782]

the energy of this podcast was just different, especially varun's😂😂

[@vaishakhsuresh3841]

Bawa finished 2nd only to Tom Cruise for Hottest Man Alive in 2020😂😂

[@parthgutka3454]

Being a left handed person, I want to correct Bawa that we don't write like that because of the elbow thing, but because we don't want to smudge the ink while writing, while right handed people fingers rest to the right side while writing left to right the ink does not smudge, and doesn't get on the finger, whereas when we left handed people write our resting fingers lie on the left side while writing left to right, and the ink smudges and gets on our fingers, also not all of us write like that, I personally don't and many left handed people I know don't write like that. Also a second fact that was about strength, where we can show extra ordinary strength, it can hurt you at the same time, lets say you lift up a car in a stressed situation, you can clenched your jaw so hard that you can break your jaw and teeth at the same time and also hurt your muscles really badly. Love you all.

[@sakshi414]

Please shoot all future podcasts when you're all tired/sleepy. I've laughed so hard during this one, squirted water out of my mouth even. The sheer randomness, man

[@i_am_junkie]

+1

[@PokhrajRoy.]

From Selmon Uncle to Clitick Roshan, what a journey we’ve had lol

[@aishwaryakishor7407]

Haven't laughed this hard in ages. I don't have friends and watching a TISS episode makes me feel like I am meeting my friends after a week and listening to their stories. I can watch TISS podcasts with four of you for life.

[@akshor6220]

Dikh gaya comment.

[@prisonmike1218]

Only the OGs know the first time Varun mentioned the Jelly fish story was on TLC’s Queens vs Kings

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Neville’s Words of the Day: Automative and Microfiber Towel.

[@kritirajda5731]

bro, you're definitely getting invited to aadar's house :D

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kritirajda5731 Well, I can neither confirm nor deny if that’s happening lolololololol

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kritirajda5731 It’s a tough to choose among a Kiss, watching a Sex Tape and a visit to Aadar’s house lol

[@kgdivya2383]

@Pokhraj Roy Are you dildar begum in tiss reddit?

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@kgdivya2383 Yes.

[@SKU344]

TISS is such a bomb!! Yesterday I was on a marathon and slept off while listening to journalism podcast.....I was told I was laughing in my sleep too at your jokes!!!

[@shashwatkunder1658]

Baby residual memory is the OG hangover.

[@namansirohia]

i laughed so much at Thakur's "Suraj ke moo mei machli kyu hai" joke 😂😂😂😂 update : its being 5 mins and i am still rewinding that part and laughing hysterically love ya TISS

[@nikitagidwani5644]

"Shembud = Warm melting ice-cream" - Kautuk Shrivastava, 2021

[@priyankajeswani6580]

18:20 'Yeh sunne aate ho tum' I literally questioned myself.

[@anuragkaushik1830]

I love it when varun hears something and straight away comes up with a funny bit 😂😂

[@durvashinde13]

Varun and gang you probably don't know how amazing y'all have been! I mean for people who don't have friends to talk or someone around.. y'all make us feel around people and friends! Love You Guys!❤️

[@ssiddarth]

So true

[@durvashinde13]

@@ssiddarth :)

[@sohailchauhan]

This was the funniest podcast in the history of podcasts ever...😂😂😂😂 I was literally having tears in my eyes because of constant laughter... I was so frustrated due to the job and you guys made me forget every pain of my life... Thank you very much... Bhagwan tum sab ko Hrithik ki umar laga de😂😂😂

[@paromita5]

All the frustration of 2020 was washed aways with this hilarious podcast....I have never laughed this hard. Best moments of podcast varun saying "mein bhi musician hun,mein kaan ke neeche bajata hoon"

[@atharvamulye2306]

When you thought the TISS podcast couldn't get any more "Bhai-er".

[@1emonsqu33zy]

Aadar quietly correcting Thakur. "Spouting" 🤣🤣🤣

[@akankshajames3099]

18:26 haa Varun.. Hum exactly yahi sunne aate hai.. And guess what, we love it. Y'all are elite❤️

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

Representing left-handed people here: we write like that so that we don't smudge what we've already written 🙄 Y'all righties are too privileged to understand our struggles 🤦‍♀️ #merikoifeelingsnahihai?

[@ssiddarth]

👍

[@garimabhatia1208]

I know right...n dealin with people asking us whole our life "are tu lefty h, khati bhi left se h?"

[@AshishKumar-no9ns]

Ball Pen ...try karo kabhi

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

@@AshishKumar-no9ns WOW, I've never considered ball pens.. didn't know they existed until now, thanks bro! *smh* FYI, ball pen still has liquid ink.. it may be 'quick-drying' but still takes a while to dry, which is inconvenient when you're writing continuously. (adding this before more 'arey ch***yo ball pen use karo' replies come in from righteous righties)

[@thatannoyingpiglet7196]

@@garimabhatia1208 Yess!!!

[@thenikhilthakur]

15:40 "hair has feelings" ~varun thakur 2021

[@himanshun96]

Kautak- Fuck feelings 😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk being afraid of the Optician is so relatable. Those Owl looking glasses were the coolest!

[@rohitkulkarni7870]

The last 10 minutes of this podcast was like watching a series of car crashes to the Benny Hill soundtrack. On acid. While going downhill on Mt. Everest.

[@Sos-soundsofsilence]

My face is hurting, I have laughed so much with the Bihar Flight.

[@arrowhead697]

My sexuality is four men discussing their hair care routine. P. S Neville please drop your quarantine routine, i need a glow up as well!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fun Trivia: Dimple Kapadia once said that Anil Kapoor is a ‘barber’s delight’. Varun is simply following in her Footsteps.

[@Shubham-xm7nr]

Agaya bc ye wapas

[@ashitadhia7576]

I love the fact that for every fact Varun has an imaginary conversation between two persons, one of whom always seems to say "Chacha idhar aao" 🤣 Another fun fact - doing a podcast at 1:30am causes uncontrollable fits of laughter about Patna plane sex and kaan ke neechey bajana, enough to wake Bawa out of 90 minutes of slumber !

[@aadharprasad2934]

I love how Kautuk and Varun break into Ek Hasina Thi😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I lost it at ‘Indigo Baby’ because technically, Indigo happened in a Past Life lol

[@abolikulkarni7740]

A Girl asking " What do you like about me?" Neville : Ye kali kali aankhein😂

[@Gaigai275]

Turu lub

[@kedarsontakke1394]

PewDiePie : Most Handsome person on Internet for 2020 TISS Fans : X Doubt

[@idreeskanchwala]

Varun Faking his eye test LIKE A BOSS!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I’m in love with Kautuk’s Jumper! So cute.

[@ranjitcherian6519]

Hypothetical fact: Aadar is a Sloth in human form.

[@nishthapandya624]

Kya hi episode! Really enjoyed it guys! Things learned: Kan ke nitche bajana is also called as a musician. Gym jani ki zaroorat nai hai Indigo flight from Mumbai to Patna is enough if you get your things done there along with hitting the head. Bawa doesn't need gym membership if only he can read female comments blushing will do it's job.

[@akshayraghunath9022]

Varun's earbud story first heard on "Doctots" episode.

[@SweetSourPickle]

OG

[@saumyatasingh1845]

Wtf being human😂😂😂 Salman is everywhere.

[@waiqinghou7532]

2021 peaked when the conversation goes from Injury to Hrithik Roshan. Also welcome to another edition of let's all wear black but Kautuk also loves colors.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Podcast was so long that my stomach lining has been replaced. Twice. Also, DO WHATEVUR YOU WANNA DO.

[@varunn333]

That line 🤣🤣🤣

[@meerajasmine54]

Varun is so funny.. Very dilliwala style jokes he makes. I can listen to him 365 days. Everyone should have a friend like him.

[@Marzuq07]

18:21 yes, I love listening to you guys for these. Feels like I'm also in conversation with you guys. Thanks for doing this ❤️

[@onionyah]

TISS has become family away from family. Like what Friends the tv show is for people living in new cities, Tiss is equivalent of that and more to me. Luckily for me tiss is neither fictional nor limited to 10 seasons. I say this every time and mean it everytime that you guys make my life 10x better and I can't thank you enough. Love you 4 so much. tysm for existing and doing this podcast every week. You don't know your impact. xoxo

[@therealgamer619]

It's 3 in the night, and I'm laughing hysterically with you guys, i never laugh so much even when I'm with my friends, its like my weekly dose of laughter and genuine happiness therapy, please don't stop doing this ever, i wouldn't miss it for the world.

[@yashjain2469]

the only people I have waited for more other than my zomato delivery wala. TISS boissss OP. Alag hi khushi laate ho tum log ❤

[@nyukikamei7797]

until 2020: varun doing acting,dancing and trying to be like hritikh 2021: let's make him just opposite of hritikh 😂😂

[@nainsyshrivastava4690]

😂😂 lol

[@kani8390]

Technically it still happened in 2020😂

[@krishjain5734]

That's the reason his thumb got cut off aswell

[@ridge318]

Thanks Kautuk for bringing it up, the teachers used to think I'm dumb and my parents did not believe when I mentioned that I can't see things clearly. One of the worst childhood trauma.

[@deekshashresthi2292]

Vroon's impersonation of every non living object is "turu loobee❤️"

[@coolbluenebula9466]

"Plain" sex was damn hilarious... Laughed out so bad after so many months...Thank you guys.. :)

[@udayboddeda2154]

I loved that little improve Varun did when talking about Shark eye.

[@i_am_junkie]

44:20

[@anjordeshpande4047]

Noone: Varun : Fir se, repeat, dobara story bolunga.

[@PriyaDesai-tv3pc]

Varun description makes me feel my finger has been cut! Great narrator.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

I mentioned Neville is hot in one comment and now it has been used consecutively by the other bois to make him blush.

[@sharvarihasabnis9876]

18:05 wow that was so फणी

[@mittalsarthak]

51:26/1:16:39 All senses doesn't bring back memories. Only smell connects to right brain and rest 4 senses to left brain. Right brain is subjective and left is objective. When whiskey sommelier does nosing, every individual has different memories based on their personal experience.

[@vr-wx9tn]

Everyone seemed drunker/higher than usual!😂😂😂 Chaos! Thank you for the lols! 💜

[@anshbhagania]

I love how ridiculous this podcast was. Amazing.

[@TheMesionkalion]

Hi... Being an Ophthalmologist (eye surgeon) specializing in Refractive (lasik)... 1. Yes, lasik is safe for numbers below minus 10 considering one wants to do it.. As its purely cosmetic surgery. 2. You would still get the reading glasses (presbyopia) after the age of 42 yrs. 3. Kautuk mentioned how his number kept increasing - Yes. Till u turn 18-20 yrs your minus numbers (myopia) trend to increase and are usually stable after that age. 4. Point 3 is the reason why lasik is advised after 20 yrs of age with stable numbers. 5. Any eye transplant is basically just the cornea transplant. We don't transplant the whole eye. 6. Goat eye etc are myths. It's just an artifical eye to cover an absent or damaged eye in the eye socket for a cosmetic good appearance. 7. Human eye does have 576 MP capacity. But make no mistake, there's a difference between MP and Screen resolution. Even in 8k - what it depicts is the number of pixels in a line. Whereas in terms of eye it's more like a camera. Btw a big fan of tiss. 👍🏼😊

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Kautuk breaking out into ‘Karz’ title song is worthy of a Standing Ovation.

[@rahulk1863]

Neville wanting to end the podcast like 10 times and Varun not wanting to stop is hillarious...also „Main bhi Musician hoon, Kaan ke niche bajaata hoon“...loved every bit 😂😂😂😂

[@Anonymity680]

“Easiest answer you can give a girl when she asks what do you like about me” 😂😂 I have seen this too many times.

[@psicktrick7667]

Varun was on another level today xD

[@rohanchavan1733]

For me the funniest episode after ep. death. What a great start to the year. Vraun yur the funniest comedian i have seen, Keep up the amazing work you guys do.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Fun Fact: Hyperosmia is a condition that causes a heightened sense of smell. It’s the equivalent of Varun’s ear after an Ear Cleanup.

[@afsarhayatansari]

Just like the good old times, 100% facts and 200% bullshitery, love it, My stomach hurts laughing so much

[@ssiddarth]

The last 10 mins were just on a different level 😂 Y'all are just amazing. Thanks guys ❤️

[@kewaldoshi]

Eye's resolution is a massive point of debate, however there is no defined amount for it that everyone agrees on. Our eyes can see a lot more than we theoretically can measure which is why there are only estimates and not true facts.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

That ‘Indigo Baby’ episode is literally the plot of ‘Sonar Kella’. Do watch it if you can. And to dispel stereotypes about me being an Intellectual Bengali, watch ‘Dangerous Ishhq’ too.

[@ShreyaOnYouTube]

Fellow intellectual Bengali stan!♥️

[@ShreyaOnYouTube]

If you're Dildaar Begum on Reddit, I am gonna hit you up for Agatha Christie talks soon!🙈🤗

[@PokhrajRoy.]

@@ShreyaOnKZbin Anytime.

[@krishnakulkarni5920]

Bawa has a left handed personality man! 💕💖

[@sanikapitale7876]

AYEEEE MY REWARD FOR GIVING EXAMS IS HERE YAYYYYYY

[@sarveshkumar5594]

Podcast title Baap! Salman is TISS k ghar ka aadmi. Happy New Year to the TISS team & TISS army!

[@lumospr8502]

This is one of the most hilarious episodes. Couldn't stop laughing.

[@varshashetty]

Position: 01.20.50 Varun classic! And a lot of laughter in between... Cowtuk I think... reminded me of my favorites Jim Carr.

[@JohnMBruh]

This is can count one of the Hilarious Podcasts so far in Tiss... Made my day!!

[@medhabhide7692]

At 01:02:25 Aadar saying "Bawa can correct me" 😂😂😂😂 Hilarious! I feel it was cz Bawa was correcting every fact said by Aadar so far 😂😂😂😂

[@ranjitcherian6519]

@varun thakur. Even I made a stupid mistake of cutting my finger with a knife. I thought I had lost my left hand index finger and fainted. Fortunately, it was only the outer skin and the knife did not reach my bones. Take care Varun and the rest of you guys and thanks for this episode.

[@nivedya4413]

This was way too much fun. My jaw hurts from laughing so hard

[@PranavGogwekar]

There are Marathi speaking Jews in Mumbai, and probably some Bengali Jews in Kolkata. I can completely relate to Varun's ear wax thing. When my ear wax was removed once, I could hear noises of traffic jam outside so much that it bothered me. Even running tap water sound felt unbearable for 2 days.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Prince Charles’ ears are the biggest I’ve ever seen.

[@durvashinde13]

Kautuk Trying To Speak from 8:08 to 9:40 is Basically Me in EVERY GOD DAMN Friends meet up ever!!😂😂

[@jxremy16]

The minute they said they’re doing it partwise starting from the top, I knew toe facts would never see the light of the day😂

[@jashanbansal3070]

what happened to the live podcast

[@vitthalharsh1119]

I think now You guys can even talk about any topic and still manage to have some personal stories around it