VΔLZ Celebrates Genzuki's Birthday (Nijisanji) (Eng sub)

Nagao and Kaida throw Genzuki a surprise late birthday party during an off-collab music playing stream at the Nijisanji office!
Please comment any translation corrections!
And thank you so much Alice and Yuuhi-san for helping me fix my many, many mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some notes:
"yaba" is just "yabai" shortened, and it literally translates to "dangerous", but it's also slang, used kind of like "oh my god" for both good and bad things
They are each eating their own teeny cake. That's how cake is done a lot of the time in Japan rather than one big one!
"Saraudon" is a kind of noodle dish, but Genzuki mentions it because it sounds similar to "surround", ("saraundo" in romaji) as in surround sound on the headphones.
Nagao refers to himself as "Nagao" a lot in this video instead of "I", and Kaida does the same and calls himself "Kaida". They are talking about themselves! Referring to yourself in the third person is a thing in Japanese sometimes, and it gives off a really cute kid-like vibe that I think is adorableeee so I decided to keep it as is. So that's what that's about!
Original stream: • 【歌枠】VΔLZでオフ歌！最高じゃん！！【甲...
Genzuki Tojiro channel: kzbin.info/door/Gw7...
Genzuki Tojiro twitter: 1o46v?lang=en​
Nagao Kei channel: / @nagaokei
Nagao Kei twitter: kei_nagao2434?s=09
Kaida Haru channel: / @kaidaharu
Kaida Haru twitter: Kaida_Haru?s=09

[@roopretelcharm8659]

Genzuki is seriously loved by both Kaida and Nagao. Love how Kaida and Nagao pour every love they have for Genzuki. VΔLZ's bond seriously amazed me at how much they take care of each other. 😆 It is too wholesome.

[@huahime]

2:59 -- THE FACT THAT HE NOTICED THAT, NOTED AND REMEMBERED IT AND THEN BOUGHT THEM WHEN IT CAME TO GEN'S BIRTHDAY???? HE'S SO SWEET GOODBYE I'M SOBBING

[@RhyeSachi]

nagao: *says presents in fancy* kaida: pred.?\zents :D

[@eria_ornata]

VΔLZ てぇてぇ〜 Genzuki was so happy! Nagao and Kaida worrying that Gen won’t like his gifts, so precious! Nagao was just as excited as Gen! Nagao’s sister to the rescue! I wonder how much Nagao spent? (I love it when Nagao refers her as “my sister”)

[@elihere]

5:08 kaida wailing in the bg ww

[@meryl_lee]

haha he does it so many times it became his trademark at this point

[@setsurarara]

Staff-san to the rescue 😂

[@marumarochan]

VΔLZ is so cute, they really give off the destined best friends trio vibes TT I love seeing how much they treasure each other and encourage each other (when they told Genzuki to be selfish at least on his bday SOBS) 3:32 also here Kaida is in disbelief bc Nagao put his gift right in the room they were in, not even hiding it LMAO (basically 'oi youre kidding me you left it in here???') 4:32 he says 主役 = the star, the main character = the main reason why they gathered was to celebrate his birthday T__T

[@kailinefrance9965]

Genzuki and Kanae legit be those pretty men that all women envy. Im pretty sure they look really pretty IRL with all those products they use. I feel embarrassed as a female 😆

[@rochelle4133]

For real! I thought I took care of my skin but they put me to shame, I should start trying harder haha

[@skykaneshiro5984]

Kanae is confirmed by several Nijisanji members to be handsome in real life. Akina said he looked so pretty when he was sleeping that he almost kissed him. Idk about Genzuki but yea with how he takes good care of himself I think he’s also an ikemen Another confirmed ikemen is Kuzuha, he got scouted by a modeling agency

[@Jae-dq8lc]

@@skykaneshiro5984 May I know who are the 'several' Nijisanji members who said Kanae is ikemen?

[@skykaneshiro5984]

@@Jae-dq8lc Akina said that on many occasions, Kuzuha, and I think there’s also a female vtuber but I can’t remember her name

[@Jae-dq8lc]

@@skykaneshiro5984 K-kuzuha said that? 😂 if you have link, i would be delighted. thanks for replying.

[@rachel6793]

Me when watching this: "DAMN! SHU UEMURA! DIOR! HOW MUCH MONEY THEY HAVE?!"

[@user-zh5vo8db2e]

valz teetee too strong in this one folks 😭🙏💞

[@red-ip9oh]

Gen and Kaida have had their birthdays translated I hope someone translates Nagao’s! They’re so cute

[@miromitsuki]

Aaaahhh V∆LZ is too cute! I'll seriously die when they get their 3D collab! Thank you for translating!

[@meryl_lee]

Everyone will not be alive

[@Crosshill]

that reminds me, i oughta subscribe to their channels to help bump the numbers a lil huh

[@Echo_0313]

Waaa this was so cute!! I couldn't stop smiling while watching the video waa I love their friendship sm. Thank you for the translation!! :D

[@setsurarara]

What I got from the first two minutes is that somehow they did something like this in the past -except nobody brought spoon. This time they had the spoons ready -but forgot the plates. These dorks, i swear 😂

[@shadowheartteen]

5:03 omf I'm not even joking I've prepared for these kinds of occasions SO MANY TIMES at work when my guy colleagues try to plan a birthday surprise on set they always forget either plates or cutlery 😅 i always bring extra stuff just in case now... VALZ is so cute tho Thank you for the subs!!

[@yen4973]

they take care of each other so well 🥺 u can really feel the fondness in this video ahhhhh valz is jus a bunch of cuties

[@hsuleepy]

4:34 the ??? which im assuming is "Shuyaku" 主役 means "main character" :) LOVE VΔLZ they're always so てぇてぇ〜 UGH

[@yuki312039]

aww Kaida eats so daintily compared to Genzuki and Nagao who gobbled down their cakes :D VΔLZ getting each other presents they like, so cute their friendship! Thanks for translating this!!

[@milkoohun]

*kaida mumbling in tiny * AAWWWW

[@edabakb]

These three...their friendship is so visceral that it makes me wanna cry ❤

[@squashn.695]

I haven't watched K-on, but I'm pretty sure this is the experience.

[@takoyuuru]

they’re so cute i’m crying hjhdhjdh,,, thank you for subbing! genzuki seems so happy here, i really hope he hits 150k on time!

[@riririV]

Thank you for the translation! At 2:53, I think what Kaida said is「ワイヤレスが一応ついてる」so "they're wireless" would be closest meaning because G933 is a wireless gaming headset. Tsuiteru or tsuiteiru can mean attached, but can also used to describe features on something. Please correct me if I am wrong. There are so many great moments where they talk about each other within their streams so I highly encourage everyone to do their best to pick up a little Japanese so you can experience the てぇてぇ. I highly recommend their older archives. There are few translations, but so てぇてぇ! In one of Nagao's recent Uma Musume streams (3.27-28, can't remember if it was the play or chat), he mentioned VΔLZ members are busy on their first anniversary so they won't be celebrating together on 4.4. I hope to see them celebrating all together when their schedules allow, hopefully it's an off-collab beacuse it's been a while.

[@meryl_lee]

ooh thanks for the info, its sad that they cant celebrate their 1 year anniversary together but its understandable. Im currently watching their old streams eventho I only understand like 10% of what they saying haha

[@Ria-vj3ch]

Vtuber friendships are just goals tbh ☺️❤️

[@meryl_lee]

Ahhh this is so cute ​てぇてぇ moment. They are such good friends. I love the presents they gave on each other birthdays

[@Mika-ul4jf]

THIS IS SO CUTE I'LL CRY

[@jullian_work]

They are precious babis 😭😭😭 I want to cry. Their bonding is everything

[@nanandcoco5593]

Omg I've been waiting for someone to sub this for for so long ahhhh Genzuki is literally so wholesome n I luv VΔLZ sm, my heart is full. Ty for the translation!!

[@meowisol]

So cute and fun! These three are so great together.

[@jennie7967]

Thank youu~ for your genzuki translations 🥺💕 And I love valz tgt sm 😭

[@callmefuren]

This is so cute and wholesome 🥺🥺 thank you for translating!

[@qizt2075]

So cute and wholesome

[@jia5664]

this was so cuteeee!!! thank you sm for translating!!

[@sabyrox99]

So wholesome ahhh thank you for the subs! V∆LZ trio always makes me smile 💕

[@Qillllas]

Can someone give me the link for the full stream,, i cant seem to find it T^T

[@crispintranslations]

here u go! in the future so u know if u watch one of my clips again, i always have the link to the full streams in the descriptions kzbin.info/www/bejne/bZ7HaKlvnaxpZ9E

[@Qillllas]

@@crispintranslations ah im sorryy! I forgot to see the description 🤧