Mari: why the molasses?? Garrett: * has an existential crisis *
@mediocreandworse594 жыл бұрын
I wish he had said "That's what makes them weird!"
@garrettpalm4 жыл бұрын
I still don't know....
@sarakirkland29254 жыл бұрын
Will anyone ever know? P.S. loving the pastel background for the Garrett Cam, definitely makes the "I'm gonna poison everyone at smosh one day" vibe even better
@senorstinky4 жыл бұрын
petition for courtney frickin’ miller to be the food girl for an episode edit:damn i didn’t expect this many likes
@charliemullikin96894 жыл бұрын
Only if Courtney Miller is at the table
@thenadon48464 жыл бұрын
this would be bomb
@Christian-jg7bg4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@AsterJ4 жыл бұрын
@@charliemullikin9689 this
@elisegadbois99184 жыл бұрын
And Courtney plays as shayne frickin topp
@duIcenina4 жыл бұрын
Ian asking Jackie if she wanted to try his dish and also breaking a piece of his cookie for her to try was really sweet! ily smosh dad
@joshuae71754 жыл бұрын
Jackie:”Wanna Lady in the Tramp with me?” Damien: *Has flashbacks to every DMV Ever*
@Dougiewoof4 жыл бұрын
She still wants his kidney.
@msobie_22804 жыл бұрын
I want to see Courtney get tricked into being on the show and then have Shane is the food person
@sammychan0714 жыл бұрын
yesss it's about time
@micaela64764 жыл бұрын
Courtney freaking miller should be the food girl
@morganhaber38084 жыл бұрын
No Courtney freakin Miller as the food girl
@itsjustkassy53134 жыл бұрын
Msobie _ Yassss
@meganthefencer6944 жыл бұрын
Heck yeah!
@slow350z34 жыл бұрын
Mari: Too sweet Also Mari: *PROCEEDS TO TAKE ANOTHER SIP* Edit: Woah thx for the likes
@Kinza10803334 жыл бұрын
lamborghini huracan performante lp640-4 : Me 🤤(sugar addict)
@slow350z34 жыл бұрын
@@Kinza1080333 oof me 2
@morphine31624 жыл бұрын
Everyone: “It’s ice it’s ice” Me: Does no one know what aloe vera is?😂
@rubyharris61194 жыл бұрын
I immediately knew what it was lol figured someone would yeet it though.
@gokulnair4 жыл бұрын
Some people don't.
@lilybeth85594 жыл бұрын
i was literally just thinking that
@enterxx124 жыл бұрын
I immediately knew and I was honestly surprised they couldn't figure it out 😂
@hvysteria4 жыл бұрын
lol I watched too many ASMR videos to know that it was Aloe Vera
@alexisschutt61064 жыл бұрын
The Smosh Crew: not knowing what Aloe Vera looks like is. Me, a red head who gets fried after 2 minutes in the sun: 😅🙃
@forgemakesstuff27344 жыл бұрын
Alexis Schutt omg sameeee
@terryduke43714 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@allywaite76004 жыл бұрын
Same. I have eczema tho so my skin just dries out fast. I grew up having an aloe plant in the house and cutting off a leaf to help with sunburns.
@jcody663 жыл бұрын
Also itchy rashes
@jamer20103 жыл бұрын
I have gotten pink from just walking to pick up my mail (about 6 minutes both ways) lol
@dwighthalpert83644 жыл бұрын
Courtney becomes the embodiment of Shayne whenever he isn’t around. The head tilts, the arm flexes, and chest poked out. It’s hysterical
@marcgorter86514 жыл бұрын
He was around, you didn't hear his laugh in the background?
@raceytray39634 жыл бұрын
Mari: Why the molasses? Garrett: wha-? what do you you mean why the m-? Why ANYTHING on this show?!? Truer words were never spoken.
@sunsetlilypad Жыл бұрын
I'm so confused, who's Mari? I'm so sorry, I'm new here
@abbyh70074 жыл бұрын
“Plant yolk” -Damien Haas 2020 Also, all of them getting confused over aloe is one of the funniest things ever
@ihatenfts5014 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s favourite person on the show*
@malcaesar22214 жыл бұрын
Garret made a valid point when he said ‘Why anything on this show!’
@audricgardona19804 жыл бұрын
Damien: *eats glass* Damien: THIS TASTES GOOD!
@napeoclesjucunda3 жыл бұрын
he'll eat glass but not pickles
@daanachmad4032 Жыл бұрын
People love framing his tastebuds as weird. For me, he is not weird, he is not a basic person who isn’t easily exhausted by new tastes.
@meeplefluffer24838 ай бұрын
That's something Laios would do
@TheDailyEgg4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the world, if you listen really closely, you can hear a faint Erin: "that's not vegan" in the distance
@luisacoronel38474 жыл бұрын
The Daily Egg LMAOOOOOOOO
@Gambit7714 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@hunterbrooks26834 жыл бұрын
Ummm this comment isn't vegan sooo
@DaveYognaut4 жыл бұрын
Jeeeez. I just got a chill down my spine.
@eggs80213 жыл бұрын
Hello brother
@reitheinsolvable73804 жыл бұрын
We should really get Courtney to eat the food and shayne as the food boy
@nicolinasmith89864 жыл бұрын
not someone taking over the world defnautly not no Courtney freaking miller
@EnemyN74 жыл бұрын
Even better if the food girl was COURTNEY FRICKIN' MILLER!
@vanessavandijk30474 жыл бұрын
not someone taking over the world defnautly not FOOD FREAKING’ GIRL
@reitheinsolvable73804 жыл бұрын
Vanessa van Dijk Courtney freaking Miller is a better suggestion
@sadie71144 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@user-dz7dl2yz4j4 жыл бұрын
First five seconds and I was like “WHERES SHAYNE!”
@xluke65x814 жыл бұрын
The Chicken me 2
@rein_serenity4 жыл бұрын
1:53 there he is!!
@cydneycannon4 жыл бұрын
The Chicken same
@xluke65x814 жыл бұрын
Rein Serenity he was also there at 1:20
@jennifermckenzie56324 жыл бұрын
@@xluke65x81 That was from a different video, I think they meant in the eat it or yeet it.
@youcher4 жыл бұрын
They should do a blind eat it or yeet it where they don't know what they are signing up for
@ladashald4 жыл бұрын
demaruu yes!!!!!!! I wish they would see this!! 😫
@xxrainbow_ghoulxx65244 жыл бұрын
The question is, if they're blindfolded; how're they going to ring the bell without running into each other? My solution, mystery eat it or yeet it. Courtney brings out the dish, but it stays covered until someone rings the bell. But, Courtney describes the dish before the countdown using basic colors, shapes; and the method they were cooked. Example: deep fried purple squares.
@McBehrer4 жыл бұрын
@@xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524 Just don't lift the lid before they ring
@xxrainbow_ghoulxx65244 жыл бұрын
@@McBehrer You could, but I honestly don't think they'd go for it, if they couldn't make a guess without some kind of a description. Flying completely blind isn't something most people enjoy.
@ladashald4 жыл бұрын
McBehrer lol Damien would immediately know what’s under it! 😂 for some reason
@shnugglebugs55244 жыл бұрын
Mari: Too sweet Also Marie: *Goes back for more*
@The_New_Number24 жыл бұрын
*Mari
@shnugglebugs55244 жыл бұрын
@@The_New_Number2 oof sorry
@luv_meche4 жыл бұрын
ian handing everyone a cookie before getting one himself is honestly 🥺💗
@cheeseca75294 жыл бұрын
"You may have eczema buddy, but you're safe from the game!" - Courtney, 2020
@theoutsiderjess18694 жыл бұрын
As a person with eczema I approve that message
@katiegriffitts43114 жыл бұрын
As another person with eczema, I second the approval of this message.
@Venomonomonom4 жыл бұрын
As another eczema I approve this person
@cheeseca75294 жыл бұрын
Marius M. W. As I approve eczema, another this person
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Shayne really saw a hole in the bread and was like “*LeT mE LiCk*”
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Peridot Santa that is him!
@tonyjabroni89384 жыл бұрын
Peridot Santa 1:54
@gaelcuevas36124 жыл бұрын
Tony Jabroni is that an innuendo?
@SecondEvilEx4 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
@mechadoggy4 жыл бұрын
gael cuevas Yes, it’s implying that Shayne likes to “eat out”
@wyattdavis32954 жыл бұрын
The one that Shayne isn't in, everyone gets a good thing. And let's be honest, those spring rolls were not bad. Shayne you done goofed buddy.
@BLJtheYoutbeAddict4 жыл бұрын
I think he got niced in the pizza and drink episode so at least there’s that lol 🤷🏽♂️
@sophief56244 жыл бұрын
damien saying you can just call it a standoff. oh my gosh i love him
@gothicteddy40494 жыл бұрын
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate Courtney's sense of fashion?!Like so coool!🤩😁
@nataliemedlock47254 жыл бұрын
Ian: breaks his cookie in half because there wasn't one left for Jackyln Me: aaaawwww, I think Ian is the smosh dad in his own weird way🙂🙂🙂
@samarmstrong36514 жыл бұрын
I mean, its his company. He's literally the boss, so... yeah? In a way?
@gabaskar12284 жыл бұрын
Noo. You say? /s
@shadoboy3114 жыл бұрын
I think he litterly passed her a cookie before he took one himself
@izzylq-4 жыл бұрын
@@samarmstrong3651 he’s the founder of smosh but he doesn’t own it anymore, the company that rhett and link has does. he technically still plays that role, though
@melaniescookies5293 жыл бұрын
A dad would give the whole cookie 😂
@gabidimarco83284 жыл бұрын
Me: “Oh no Shayne isn’t in the video...” Shayne: *appears in the showing of the first dish* Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@excitededamame19084 жыл бұрын
same dude same
@tiffymluv4 жыл бұрын
HEHEHEEEE
@mariz_almndrla4 жыл бұрын
Sameeee hahaha
@xonightshade4 жыл бұрын
Literally me also!!!
@beccabee1984 жыл бұрын
Smosh doesn’t even have to put that it was recorded before quarantine because Courtney’s hair is still red in the video 😂😂
@cyndershade54004 жыл бұрын
Jackie is adorable, her jacket kinda reminds me of the couch area on GMM
@aoifeann1238 Жыл бұрын
Ian was so sweet, being such a dad to make sure Jackie has some cookie too
@cricket_bones284 жыл бұрын
Garret!!! Make something Damien "I like everything" haas something he won't enjoy
@emilybrune95154 жыл бұрын
he didnt try the spring roll.
@lizziebethh4 жыл бұрын
He didn't have the Kool-aid pickle either
@cricket_bones284 жыл бұрын
@@emilybrune9515 true
@cricket_bones284 жыл бұрын
@@emilybrune9515 ah. But I'm sure he would have but we have yet to see him yeet something other than the spicy Jello
@Geeves284 жыл бұрын
Mari: I love cucumbers Pickles I'm on the fence about I love pickle juice .... ... WHAT
@faithabigail20044 жыл бұрын
It could be a texture thing
@RobinFlysHigh4 жыл бұрын
Mhm
@kenziecullen44344 жыл бұрын
Courtney: That is the Kool-Aid Pickle! Somewhere Lasercorn is gagging...
@luzyland1754 жыл бұрын
Kenzie Cullen Lol I see u
@callme_king_2514 жыл бұрын
I'm gagging too
@bay52404 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how none of them knew that was aloe
@jaayjaayy34874 жыл бұрын
i just keep rewinding the part when damien said "you can just say stand off thats rude"
@TFTiago4 жыл бұрын
Kool-aid pickles ... anyone else having flashbacks to when noah and lasercorn had them on Put It in My Mouth???
@LadyLeaMarie4 жыл бұрын
YES!
@luzyland1754 жыл бұрын
Lol I just commented about that
@epix__27724 жыл бұрын
8:17 “you can just stand-off it doesn’t have to be Mexican” I liked that
@itmebree4 жыл бұрын
I'm SO happy that Jacky is in this video. I've been loving her in the main channel videos and she's so cute and funny 💕
@k_Emptyhead4 жыл бұрын
Well, at least Jackie got to meet Mari. So sad that this was Mari's last Pit video. God do I miss her so bad.
@estefanmartinez32674 жыл бұрын
Jacky: I've seen every eat it or yeet it...wow Me: I've seen every smosh video...twice
@raynacarol95334 жыл бұрын
I was surprised that they couldn't find aloe vera immediately😂it was funny watching them explain it, ice, spicy, jelly😂
@aerynboberin44994 жыл бұрын
How did Shayne get out of doing this? He's in every episode.
@Zarkxac4934 жыл бұрын
Sacrificed his unborn child
@aerynboberin44994 жыл бұрын
@@Zarkxac493 LOL I wonder how his future wife would feel about that.
@incessantramblings4 жыл бұрын
Still no shayne. The table is empty without him
@nicolinasmith89864 жыл бұрын
A Thousand Frets it’s quieter lol
@Deather20124 жыл бұрын
@@nicolinasmith8986 which is a shame
@HalbeargameZ4 жыл бұрын
1:52
@nicolinasmith89864 жыл бұрын
Davy Jones' I know haha
@pocahontasgirl14 жыл бұрын
Damien: I'm not the biggest fan of pickle. Jacklyn: (holding pickle) Wanna Lady-and-the-Tramp this with me? I mean, she really can't be upset that he says he's good. He literally said he wasn't the biggest fan.
@o.o1014 жыл бұрын
Pretty soon “Eat it or Yeet it” is gonna be the new “Try not to Laugh” 😂
@sillygoofy18934 жыл бұрын
even though shayne wasn’t in the episode, we still got a little moment from him in the beginning, trying to lick the food😂
@meganthefencer6944 жыл бұрын
Vegan dessert: berries with mint leaves and sugar cane
@stephena24314 жыл бұрын
That actually sounds delicious.
@ammar6754 жыл бұрын
Stephen A that sounds like nothing creative.
@meganthefencer6944 жыл бұрын
Ammar Khalid I’m not vegan, so I’m not too creative when it comes to vegan meals
@timd45244 жыл бұрын
Or something to bring a diabetic out of their low sugar.
@oliverfraser4294 жыл бұрын
Ammar Khalid yes ice cream is very creative
@erinatkins48164 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Shayne fanatics: WHy iSN't sHaYne BEiNg pUnIShEd???!!!!???
@artsy-for-fandomsKalipso4 ай бұрын
The reaction to the aloe Vera was hilarious. I eat it in desserts or drinks when it’s done right and it’s very good
@codyholtschlag9684 жыл бұрын
Can y’all make a eat it or yeet it where everything just has malic acid in it
@danielribeiro14333 жыл бұрын
@YaBoi Depression they don't need to. He always gets the malic acid anyway. And you can see it on Garret's face every time, why again, why does it always land up on the one that is immune to it?
@SkiesTurnedGrey4 жыл бұрын
Jacky is so cute. I'm glad they had her on. Hope she makes some more appearances in this and whatever other shows they feel like.
@nunovyb14654 жыл бұрын
Hear, hear!
@rdp16rulez4 жыл бұрын
Just because it was so funny when Courtney and Mari played Man of Medan, maybe those two should play Dark Pictures: Little Hope with Jackie and Kimmy. I think that would be a good intro game for them, mostly since Maricraft has essentially moved to NE6.
@strangerdanger93954 жыл бұрын
I really really love her and kimmy.
@rubyharris61194 жыл бұрын
Garret: "How do I defeat Damien?!?" Damien: *Given literal plant goo* Also Damien: *Doesn't yeet* Sarah: "You're just a weirdo."
@anqelbytes4 жыл бұрын
Garrett: I'm vegetarian, but I lean towards vegan as much as I can Me: Isn't vegan the shorter version of vegetarian?!?!?! My head: *You dumb child......*
@LoveLee_Dreamer4 жыл бұрын
Vegan is the X Games of Vegetarianism
@chrisrelyea85354 жыл бұрын
Vegan is no animal products like eggs and milk. Vegetarian is just no meat
@anqelbytes4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisrelyea8535 It was a joke to my younger self..
@anqelbytes4 жыл бұрын
@@LoveLee_Dreamer xD
@rygn31354 жыл бұрын
Big Boi Yeah vegan is strictly a plant/vegetable-based diet
@mxlaura86054 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love Jackie. That’s all. 💜.
@brookejudy1584 жыл бұрын
When Jacky asked Damien to lady and the tramp the pickle and he said no😰😭😭😭😭
@JoseGonzalez-lg8vq4 жыл бұрын
When quarantine is over there should be an episode where everything is just peanut butter and the only contestant is Shayne
@gooppixel4 жыл бұрын
Jose Gonzalez PEAMUPBUBBER
@malcaesar22214 жыл бұрын
I NEED THIS
@jackt46484 жыл бұрын
Not sure why, but, PEAMUPBUBBER!!!!!!!!!
@madisonxd66284 жыл бұрын
The first 10 seconds is Keith looking high😂
@Rain5934 жыл бұрын
That's Keith's resting face
@dimneara4 жыл бұрын
4/20 tho
@madisonxd66284 жыл бұрын
YuTrO 😂😂
@fatimahuq91124 жыл бұрын
I’m so surprised that no one knew that it was Aloe Leaf... Aloe drinks are good too.
@jonathansolberg50724 жыл бұрын
Ikr They taste amazing.
@mechadoggy4 жыл бұрын
Aloe drinks have the aloe texture but have tons of sugar added so that you can’t really taste the natural pure aloe flavor
@Gambit7714 жыл бұрын
I've never seen nor tasted an aloe leaf before. Lots haven't.
@daanachmad4032 Жыл бұрын
Why are you surprised? It is not like everyone has the plants in their homes.
@DaneToTheBone4 ай бұрын
A friend of mine was having a baby a couple of years ago. When she was expecting her daughter, binged these episodes, saw the kool aid pickles and found her new pregnancy cravings 😊
@walkingfertilizer4 жыл бұрын
0:55 Damien's last name was spelled as "Hass" Spencer you need to get some sleep man HAHAHAHA
@SmilingJoe984 жыл бұрын
Damien has same last name as me many people spell it wrong alot
@walkingfertilizer4 жыл бұрын
@@SmilingJoe98 lol. You're related?
@SmilingJoe984 жыл бұрын
No
@walkingfertilizer4 жыл бұрын
@@SmilingJoe98 awh, bummer. Could've been cool though
@mattbarker29434 жыл бұрын
The second dish looked like hand sanitizer jello.
@misshellonora4 жыл бұрын
Well, aloe is common ingredient for hand sanitizers so... ;)
@SecondEvilEx4 жыл бұрын
Oddly specific
@isabelrich96104 жыл бұрын
Right now I will take what I can get
@morgangreene3694 жыл бұрын
Kool-aid pickles proof that Damien is psychic
@itssaintvalentine4 жыл бұрын
I love Damien's adorable lil finger taps on the table when they all count down from 3 lmfao.
@OneEaredFreek Жыл бұрын
As a Mexican, don’t just say stand off. The phrase is “Mexican stand off.” Please don’t exclude us as much as we already are.
@rollerkid15774 жыл бұрын
IS IT JUST ME OR DID ANYONE ELSE REALISE THAT "EAT IT OR YEET IT" IS MODERN DAY "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH" ?!?!?!?!
@Abi-rv3ld4 жыл бұрын
Everyone not knowing what aloe was had me cracking up
@wheatbread50874 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early you could cough in public
@LightningBlade14064 жыл бұрын
Nice
@kozmokramer73984 жыл бұрын
Taste like a Vegan turkey....... " nawwww that's so cute." I choked on air..
@Laura-zz1xv4 жыл бұрын
Yay!!! I’m so happy to see Jackie in a Smosh Pit video! She’s amazing in sketches.
@Emily-tv1iz10 ай бұрын
You could tell even Damien was thrown off by the goop trail. Dude had a buffer wheel in his brain
@maxfritz35614 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I’ve ever been to a Smosh video. Love you guys! ❤️
@antkrigra4 жыл бұрын
That's another one for the "Damien Haas is a psychic" compilations! lol
@lancejohnson86844 жыл бұрын
Can we just talk about how freaking pretty Courtney is?
@nathancross62584 жыл бұрын
So true
@Yingwang7114 жыл бұрын
Tru
@JustAnrii4 жыл бұрын
SIMP.... just kiddin'
@anqelbytes4 жыл бұрын
Courtney Freakin' Miller! But she looks amazing
@keaganterry69164 жыл бұрын
IKR
@selahcoles35044 жыл бұрын
Petition for Damien to start a Asmr channel cause he will eat anything
@sourwitch23402 жыл бұрын
Honestly, learning that Garret is a vegetarian and has nontheless prepared so many horrendous meat dishes for them makes me love him even more
@A23-o6x4 жыл бұрын
Nah we loved Jacky the most in the Every DMV Ever
@codycourson14834 жыл бұрын
That's where I first saw her! She's super funny 😂
@A23-o6x4 жыл бұрын
@@codycourson1483 same, shes awesome
@Itstenten84 жыл бұрын
My lil kidney bean
@lilac.love.letters4 жыл бұрын
Lemme just say Jaclyn's facial expressions are the best.
@bjornskeinr7294 жыл бұрын
9:32 Is when Damian gets to finally leave somebody hanging for once
@rdp16rulez4 жыл бұрын
How awesome would it be if Boze came back for a surprise episode of Smosh and Order?! Damian in the hot seat represented by Noah would be so funny. Boze could represent Jackie, with Keith and Ian as witnesses, Mari as judge, Courtney as baliff, and Matt Raub as himself. Everyone else gets to be the jury.
@brogandonston174 жыл бұрын
YESSS jacklyn, i love her in the smosh skits, so its great to see her on smosh pit :)
@NasAfter4 жыл бұрын
I'll pretend this episode didn't happen.. Where the heck is Shayne, it's not an *EAT IT OR YEET IT* episode without Shayne suffering
@ellyottedwards87924 жыл бұрын
“It looks like a plant layed an egg and that’s the plant yolk” -Damien haas (my favorite person on the show)
@daisymae64 жыл бұрын
Jacky: If feels like I’m taking a bite out of a swamp Shrek: GET OUT MY SWAMP
@basicallyeli51634 жыл бұрын
someone needs to bully you
@daisymae64 жыл бұрын
Basically Eli They already do
@elparaiso14384 жыл бұрын
@@daisymae6 o o f
@SpiralTheFirst4 жыл бұрын
I like that kool aid pickles was a part of Noah’s put it in my mouth and everyone forgot
@ilovecutecouples4 жыл бұрын
When?
@SpiralTheFirst4 жыл бұрын
Lilly Hathaway food combination video with lazercorn
@ilovecutecouples4 жыл бұрын
@@SpiralTheFirst thank you :)
@SpiralTheFirst4 жыл бұрын
Lilly Hathaway NP
@kayjarell24244 жыл бұрын
YAY Jackie!!! I've been waiting to see her in more personality things outside of sketches!
@twintermore4 жыл бұрын
Add this video to the archives proving Damien is psychic 👀👀👀
@Nikolai5084 жыл бұрын
Yay, Mari is here. As time goes on I get more and more worried that we'll never see Mari on this channel again.