Vegas, UPS, & Conspiracies /s - The Pro Crastinators Podcast, Episode 174

[@shoujoweirdo2023]

Literally do an Endless War lecture, I just want the lore to be injected straight into my veins.

[@Blizz3112]

@@daphnei3390 And is that a bad thing or not?

[@haniii3]

Id rather look like that than myself ;;;( 1 like = 1 pity points

[@haniii3]

Man when endless jess is on the podcast this often everything is just right. I miss having this guy bounce off the rest of the group. And having munchy pop in in the middle just for fun made the ep that much better. One of my fav episodes lately just for how fun and lighthearted and organic the conversation all felt

[@Grunkaa1]

It did hit a great classic lighthearted stride toward the middle/end.

[@danielquinlan2457]

The thesis behind Vegeta's "You are Number One" speech is that, while Goku and Vegeta both fight for their friends and families, Vegeta still fights to win, to defeat his enemies, and to puff up his pride, whereas Goku fights to test himself and push his limits. Goku embodies the pure martial arts spirit of self improvement and that is why he is better than Vegeta.

[@Grunkaa1]

Alright lads over or under the time that politics are referenced? I’m guessing 15 minutes. I’ll edit this post when it’s referenced. Edit: JESUS CHRIST IT WAS 0:56 INTO THE EPISODE LMAO. Still a great episode.

[@BlancTangerine]

And by Digi, no less. I lost $40 betting on Ben!

[@purelizardmilk6598]

havent listened since the kh3/jacking off episode. the cast is political now?

[@drifter402]

@@purelizardmilk6598 Ben Saint watched too many KZbin videos and became a straight up NPC parroting dumb meme phrases to the letter completely unironically

[@purelizardmilk6598]

@@drifter402 lol yea idk seems like the latest vids get WAY off topic and nonsensical

[@Ben_Hard]

About alcohol and the 3 beer rule: Alcohol does 2 things, it's a depressant and it's an inhibitor to something called GABA, which in turn inhibits dopamine. In other words: you get a dopamine rush but then the depressant effects take over. If you don't experience the "3 beer vibe" it's probably because your body likes it's gaba or doesnt like the dopa too much

[@hvnman_f4]

15:39 Nate, use Alt+click over the track and drag, I was struggling with this too until I realized premiere is an adobe program and did that way when i wanted to copy a form in illustrator or a selection is PS

[@WowThereBuddy1]

Ben “bbbut guys I read a book” Saint However Ben’s absolute right about Bernie.

[@shen6232]

everyone is the same volume. AMAZING

[@rupt_]

3:50 I swear to god that Tom's voice and Zen Huxtable's voice sound the same to me, I was severely confused in the podcast a while ago

[@PopStrikers]

That's a compliment in my book 👍

[@Le_Samourai]

One of my favorite podcast episodes ever. I love the voice mails

[@kinggundragon3728]

Hey munchy I don't know if you know about this but napoleon had planned that if he had won against Russians he was going to go to war with the ottomans and if he had won that he was going to create a empire known as the oriental empire. His final plan after that was to disappear so he would be remembered forever.

[@HxH2011DRA]

✌😎✌ Thanks again for the shoutout, it was so cool getting to actually talk ya

[@DeadPig325]

The Hunter x Hunter 2011 Dickriding Association Silence, *VolCel.*

[@HxH2011DRA]

@@DeadPig325 LMFAO

[@theiceking1035]

Man and the boy, Man and the boy, Man and the boy.

[@tomasrosa1793]

YES.

[@mrbanks456]

On the place where left this video it started with Digi saying "And that's why I think drugs are cool"

[@maric24]

Cryptopunk is a fantastic word

[@MaxDOutEX]

Hey Jess as for wrestling lectures I probably would love to hear about the shield since they as a whole seem pretty relevant and getting back into it I have no idea what their deal was or why they are important now. Just that nobody likes Roman(except when he leaves for cancer) and Dean Ambrose was fed up with Vince and left. But for someone I do know about I feel like Kane would be a good choice considering the pure variety in his story. The unmaskings, the serious taker stuff,odd couple tag teams ,comedy, just plain weird story lines, him teaching about austrian economics and being a mayor on the side. There should be enough to weave together a great lecture.

[@williancruz9657]

I'd be fucking stoked for a history podcast by Munchy. I find it funny when he's always talking about how he shouldn't keep going when he dips into history to make a point saying that it's gonna be boring cause I just find it very interesting. Every history buff specializes in a different section of history, so pretty much everyone that likes the subject has something to teach to everyone else.

[@SomethingLog]

Darth Bane, the master of the master of Darth sidious, created the rule of two which said that the sith best operate as only a master and apprentice. Also side note bane was inspired by Darth revans teachings who is the main character of star wars knights of the old republic

[@alogarfen9]

Mozilla Fennekins voicemail compilation: kzbin.info/www/bejne/d2Kop2Sthr6koq8

[@deadgavin4218]

1:24:00 we need to seize the means of delivery

[@xashans9754]

To anyone who still cares the channel is Luxvan Luvixi and you can find it by searching "The Pro Crastinators Podcast Compilation - Best & Worst Voicemails 2018"

[@maxmustermann9058]

Spiderman The Animated Series is amazing. There only being two sith at a time is dumb until you read the Darth Bane trilogy which is one of the few good Star Wars stories, because it is written by the same guy who wrote Knights of the Old Republic. "Late Stage PCP" does that mean Endless Jess will soon execute his plans to beat everyone in the PCP ? Conspiracies are the best way to learn a bunch of random disconnected, but cool trivia.

[@AgusEP]

Oh no ben is in this one

[@HollywoodActorRyanGosling]

Right? He used to be in my top 3 favorite PCP members, but now I just kind of groan whenever he's on, because I know what it means.

[@TwoStravvs]

best episode in a while honestly

[@catsoup9870]

38:35 Antidepressants are Vital Stars. Transhumanism is Stinger.

[@pss360]

Don't staple the sheet like a neanderthal, tuck it under the mattress above like a bed skirt

[@playmaker7910]

i dont know much many other people would be interested in this but I think a digibro precure lecture would be great

[@tomasrosa1793]

PLEASE. THE MAN AND THE BOY. PLEASE.

[@autisticbidan2303]

Great episode. Change nothing

[@otto_jk]

I think Mussolini is a type of pasta

[@yoshikhurazi1769]

Inb4 crypto facist pasta becomes a new unit of cryptocurrency

[@allg0odnamesaretaken]

12:00 whats the extension what does mediainfo say about them, did you try playing them with K-lite mega installed

[@tonywilson7155]

For Radcon 4, maybe just don’t have stretch goals that would take a considerable amount of effort and instead focus on getting a good safety margin for the base content

[@peter4464]

Suggestion for a Lecture would be the pokemon manga. I feel that would be interesting, but i don't know.

[@playmaker7910]

it would be amazing but i dont know if any of them read it

[@ILoveAsuka]

1:40:34 absolutely positively based

[@ahlaissuffering7808]

Mp3 link is asking for permission to access

[@voice-flower536]

Nate and Tom, just remember: Even Goku needed to use a senzu bean every now and then.

[@OctopusHermit]

This episode was D I N O C O R E

[@Szczurzyslawa]

Premiere is easy but after effects is even easier to work with, get on with the times boys

[@m.pensive]

ONE PIECE LECTURE. (Ideally by Hippocrit, since we haven't had one by him)

[@margemason]

voicemails are the only good part

[@darksydeernie]

Who's going to be the hero to do a lecture on the fan lore behind Mike Matei?

[@yoshikhurazi1769]

I knew before even clicking on this video that Jesse would bring up that comment. Mussolini's grandaughter's actions make perfect sense when you take into account the fact that she's Italian and Italians are more loyal and protective of their family's honour than most. Jesse, I'm a code monkey - I might be able to find the magic key to unlock that weird ass format you have stored that video in. PM me (or you can just ignore this if you already have hordes of people hard at work cracking the code). Speaking of videos, don't buy into Adobe's cartel guys. I've heard good things about Davinci Resolve - in particular the interface and colour grading. Give it a try - the basic version is free and has most of the important features. America had tried to purchase Greenland before from the Danish right after WW2 for a price of $100 million ($1460 million in today's money) but the offer was declined. It seems a little pointless because the Americans kind of get to use the area anyway for their military shenanigans thanks to NATO. My rebuttal to Tom's argument is to go the opposite way of Digi and argue that the idea of a specific default way of thinking for your brain is false. Your mind is a whirling swarm of electro-chemical interaction where most of the individual actors within get replaced by the constant cellular churn that is your metabolism. The you that exists now and the you that existed a millisecond before are not the same person - you percieve a continual perception because of your memories but your consciousness is really a series of still frames of a person being murdered and replaced by another person with the same memories and a mostly similar internal structure every microsecond (this is a simplification since your neurons don't all have the same refresh rate but you get the idea) If you think of your mind like a churning river, things in the environment like drugs, music, conversation, and even your own internal introspection are like landmasses that morph the flow of this river. Rather than resist changing your mind - you should embrace it and stop identifying with your thoughts but rather with the agent that is experiencing the qualia of your reality. Please don't listen to fucking Digi when it comes to drug use - Adderal use stresses the fuck out of your liver so it is bad for regular use and for infrequent use, you might as well go for it's more potent and safer Onichan - Modafinil. Yes it's more expensive for now (hoping that patent expires soon so we can get those cheap generics) but it's a lot better.

[@raki_the_robot_guy4134]

Squirrels have been known to shit in Nepenthes plants.

[@U-Flame]

Jesse should do an ICP lecture Ben should do Chrischan 102 Digi should do a Tales lecture

[@deadgavin4218]

2:08:30 humans are Turing machines one interprets the world the other explains the interpretation it is impossible to do both

[@torsotwister1500]

Jess have you tried logic for mac?

[@Nutsacc]

Digibro casually suggesting amphetamine abuse.

[@timburtonlover369]

Can confirm, Tim Burton is a hack director.

[@SomethingLog]

1:06:30 tfw Kansas

[@edeon]

The most humancore thing is having a podcast obviously.

[@craggall]

I was one of the trolls in the digiclipse

[@shizzy2516]

Tom. It bothers me ENDLESSLY that the audio visualizers at the bottom of the avatars aren't all at the same height. That being said, I still love and appreciate your work and personality

[@PopStrikers]

From what I can tell, the size is based on the initial volume of the file, not the track they're sitting in. So even though I equalize the audio, since I'm not editing the source files, the bars reflect the original values ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@BlahBlah-zb7es]

A part of me broke when I heard Ben say he's voting Bernie wearing yang.

[@justanotter6593]

Could you guys not have a broken mp3 link every few episodes its really annoying and terrible

[@PopStrikers]

It's always available on iTunes and Google Play if the direct link doesn't work. Personally I find it easier to listen on those platforms cuz they're all there and don't need to be downloaded first. I'll look into the mp3 though. I uploaded it to at least this time, it's my fault 😂🔫

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

I assume these UPS guys are getting fucking exploited by these companies.

[@thynErro]

It is illegal to dislike Jess what the fuck

[@austinwyant2928]

Previously I had a comment complaining about one of the members, but I deleted it becauseas someone pointed out it wasn’t a criticism but more like a “fuck you” to that person with no feedback at all really. Sorry.

[@ethan37066]

I didn’t know Stalin was German

[@elemenz888]

First I had food poisoning for a week, then some mega mono virus, and just when I thought things can't get any worse... **open palm hand motion towards the screen**

[@zujaayy799]

ben, the dnc will not let bernie get the nominee do what the ass are you talking about in this aids conversation at 1:39:00 edit: i remember (on the topic of lectures) davoo bringing up in the sonichu lecture about the possibility of a dspgaming lecture, if he knows more of the ''dsp lore'' then it would be cool if davoo could do a sons of kojima lecture as it relates to dsp.

[@theiceking1035]

1 for the future/present.

[@TheXtc1rush]

ben is the worstguyever lol

[@ceezest]

crypto punk oh god

[@WowThereBuddy1]

Crypto Fascist huh....well wait till they start calling you a Strasserite.

[@Toyall1]

How do i get into the patron discord? I was a 5 buck patron for a while and i still havent found it, is it a meme? Is reality Real? Idk but i do know that i am gay for you all even you mage that is the one truth of the world everything else is an illusion by the snakes

[@PopStrikers]

You should be added automatically if your Discord account is connected to your Patreon account

[@khyzarus7745]

Is there a reason why oblivion fall didn't edit this one?

[@OblivionFalls]

I've resigned for the time being. My work life is just too stressful for me to fit the PCP into my schedule - it's honestly been killing me the last few months. Until I can make a change in my life where I could feasibly edit the PCP again, they'll most likely be cozy with a new editor and wont need me anymore. I'd like to say that I'll make a comeback some day but realistically there's little chance of that happening. I had a good run, though. These guys are a pleasure to work with.

[@MozillaFennekin]

@@OblivionFalls Damn man, godspeed to you. Your editing is GOAT-tier.

[@AWonderfulGalaxy]

Ben in a anarcho state why would people be willingly share resources and labor? Why wouldn't an anarcho state just create a power vacuum?

[@WowThereBuddy1]

MeetTheGalaxy there’s no such thing as an Anarcho state. It would be small decentralized communes.

[@igorlowensahr6901]

I’ll give an answer, though I don’t know if it’s the same Ben would… There’re various points of view on what really is Anarcho-Communism, so this is just my take. An Anarcho-State is an oxymoron, Anarcho-Communism aims at decentralized democratic self-governance organized mainly around Communes, Syndicates and Worker Cooperatives, rather than centralized institutions under the state. Resource distribution is according to the old Marxist maxim “From each according to his ability, To each according to his needs" with abolition of private property, but retaining respect for personal property, with collective ownership of Real Estate and Means of Production. However, I do understand your confusion… It's mostly this faulty association of Anarchism with disorder. The Right has co-opted “Anarchism” and “Libertarianism”, but these terms are originally inherently leftist. Anarchism is supposed to flatten the playing field for all not just remove the State. Anarcho-Capitalism and Libertarian Capitalism aren’t really Anarchist in this sense, these champion a “Might Makes Right” approach, whether it be military or economic might. To achieve or at least attempt true Anarchy, organization is quintessential... I hope I’ve demonstrated that much. I also hope this comment didn't take more effort than it deserves...

[@WowThereBuddy1]

Igor Löwen Sahr thank you

[@Spyderist]

wheres stealing your dad munchie

[@doopedyshmoople8071]

dude Munchy isn't even on this episode

[@just_xanny2777]

Who's here because Digi kept asking us to watch it in his stream

[@discountpicasso3177]

16:36 Jesse, fruity loops is not hard. I was able to learn how to use it when I was 15.

[@Imnotevenhuman]

Same

[@ImDrowningInFootwear]

It's ugly and cluttered, that's worse than being hard.

[@yoshikhurazi1769]

@@ImDrowningInFootwear Try Abelton Live - it's a little different but once you learn it, it's super intuitive for making beats in particular.

[@discountpicasso3177]

@@ImDrowningInFootwear just watch a video tutorial. Also fl studio seems like one of the easiest music programs to me but that just me.

[@drifter402]

FL studio is better the first time you use it but it's qwirkiness is quite irritating. Ableton live is better once you figure out the first steps.

[@cptnmny]

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[@jonathancarranza6046]

Ben, if you are going to do lectures please explain why you think your political beliefs are the best of the group. Then every time someone tells you are full of shit you can tell them to just go watch that.

[@flitzpipe4229]

doomer

[@BJSepuku]

Fun Fact: Mussolinis Granddaughter is running for office in italy. Guess which party she's with.

[@austinwyant2928]

All star cast here. Where's davoo?

[@Spyderist]

Taboos

[@bobbymeow5886]

Yessss No Mage this episode is already good

[@PlayThenReview]

I’d rather have her than Ben.

[@yoshikhurazi1769]

You fuckbois - what's your beef with Mage? The Lithuanian Samurai episode was one of the best episodes of recent PCP history and if you disagree, you're objectively, subjectively, and metaphysically incorrect.

[@XxjeffersonDkidxX]

But i like mage...

[@PacifistBetaFish]

Based af desu

[@fakesaffron6579]

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[@MrZacdeath]

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