Vera O'Dell "Mangle Tit" 1934.

Vera O'Dell "Mangle Tit" 1934.
Lyrics
Oh I was doing some washing just the other day
I didn't pay a attention and I looked away
Just for a second, what a fatal blip
Then suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my tit
Oh I shouldn't have let it dangle
Becasuse now my left tit is caught in the mangle
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Can you handle it?
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Oh it hurts
Oh I stretched my left Wapp out about a 14 inches long
And it hurt so much that I had to write this song
About my flat tit
Oh I squished my nip nip
Right down to the tip
And now my mangled tit, is as flat as a pancake is
To put into my bikini or my tit pants, ohhh
I have to roll it up just like a garden hose
My sausage tit, is rather long, and swings about too and fro
Have you ever seen a fun bag as long as this
Its like a giant beach ball that has blown
Oh
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tits all the way
My mangle tit makes an excellent cumber bund, for a general or a duke
I can use it as a shopping bag, and everyone stops and looks
At my mangle tit
So if you ever trap your tits, and you don't know what to do
Just use them as a makeshift sling
Having a flat booby is a wonderful wonderful thing
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tit, mangle tit
Mangle tits all the way
So now I've told you don't forget
My left tit looks like a French baguette.

[@eriksmith6873]

How could I possibly have gone my entire life without ever hearing this song on the radio?

[@franknberry333]

This was my grandmother's favourite song, she used to sing it to me as a child.

[@DLTsBLT]

This happens to us frequently. Should have heard this sooner

[@LewisFCR]

I'm so glad it's not just me! It's a very relatable song

[@robertkline6311]

The start of the Swing Era 🎵🎶those were the days ❤

[@chrimar5193]

First you go 'what the ...!?', then 'outch!' + 'omg!!' I've never heard anything quite like it; these days frivolity has sadly all but disappeared from songs.

[@LewisFCR]

It is so sad that popular music today has become so bland lacks any sense of fun. I love these old recordings of Vera, they are like medicine