Vermin Supreme: When I'm President Everyone Gets A Free Pony

[@wurzeleule]

Imagine being a dead serious politician and you have to sit next to him in an interview

[@EvanMatthews86]

and having him stand up and dump sand all over you while shouting "wooooooo!! He's turning gay!!!" bloody hell

[@chronically_dead]

I would quit, he wins

[@frickfrackfrog]

are you saying Vermin isn't dead serious? look at him

[@kavalogue]

You basically just said imagine being somebody with self interests only, who make money off jeopardising normal every day families so they can get richer and richer sitting next to somebody like him

[@VenomSnake420]

This is a dead serious politician

[@Ohnoemmaishere]

I feel like he's just validating how ridiculous politicians sound.

[@PuadafaProductions]

Emma Nelson u don’t get a fuckin free pony now.

[@kentucky1519]

He almost made liberals sound like they actually aren't idiots....almost

[@ballsofpokemon9831]

That’s actually the point. His whole campaign was satirical

[@Ohnoemmaishere]

@@PuadafaProductions Bummer.

[@colinklang]

That's the point. He's holding up a mirror to politics and showing what it really is.

[@huangxinyue739]

I just realised that he was not wearing a wizard cap, but a upside down boot

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Your powers of deduction are outstanding.

[@JoelHeidrich]

Ngl i didnt even notice til i read your comment 😂

[@Marcos_P_F]

Thats how Wizard caps look tho

[@andidimarco3820]

OOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOD 😲

[@jburnaquatic]

I laughed so hard at your comment idk why I laughed so hard LOL

[@ChesterRGC]

i just learned that this man has run in every presidential election since 1992. 💀

[@leveler74R]

Is he still doing it today?

[@quicksilver9751]

​@@leveler74R yes!

[@leveler74R]

@@quicksilver9751 hahahah, that’s great lol

[@Malphas38th]

God I hope he wins

[@Dead2SanTa]

Brother can turn to the woke and win someday

[@glassboxfish]

“I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make” now this is a man I can get behind

[@isaiahbaker3597]

Bet i know your candidate in 2020

[@marekctvrty]

@@isaiahbaker3597 what r u talking about, we still dont know which democrat will lie to win yet.

[@nota4688]

Isaiah Moorehead which one? Beta? Joe? Pelosi? Bernie?

[@morrisonpez6830]

@@marekctvrty all politicians lie not just the left, if you'd just look up divide and conquer you'd see politics are just a distraction to keep the people more focused on fighting one another rather then having the people question their government

[@aliceakosota797]

@@morrisonpez6830 yeah money talks not your useless vote

[@wjumeau]

The only person to run for President who told the truth “I do not intend to keep any of my promises”

[@tristanloucks130]

Willy Wonky “a vote for me is a vote completely thrown away”. This man is even giving disclaimers regarding his votes, classy

[@wjumeau]

He makes most politicians look like retards lol

[@Kylegatzke1997]

Keep huffing paint Willy... I bet your not even American. He’s running as satire to show how effed the democratic elections are and how desperate they are. (Correction) he’s the only democrat candidate to tell the truth. Trump says nothing but facts and truth. Otherwise he’d be impeached by now. Keep watching CNN and drinking Diet Coke/Pepsi you inbred. We can tell you eat your toothpaste like it’s gas station sour candy. PS when he’s talking about zombies he’s talking about people like you.... I WANT YOU TO FIND A SOUL. I feel bad for you

[@wjumeau]

Kyle Gatzke Satire really, I hadn’t fucking noticed Einstein..... It’s like poetry....... the way he moves so fast...... to take the piss..... Thanks for your help though..... awfully kind...... now fuck off......

[@Kylegatzke1997]

globalclimate_gc _ sorry but not sorry, people who say all politicians lie... yeah maybe because shallow minds vote in shallow people to office... you get what you vote for. I’m just glad we have a person who gets stuff DONE, is truthful, and doesn’t sit on his thumb sideways like every dem. President and/ or candidate. And the climate change thing I partially agree with. Everyone knows there are better ways to get fuel. It’s just the gas giants make too much money and will do anything to keep it coming. Heck, I’m from CT and a guy on my old road was a self made engineer. Built his own cars in his garage that ran from water, solar, and fuel-recycling engines that run themselves. It isn’t the president of the usa suppressing things like clean energy. It’s a global effort to cover up things like new enviro-tech. It’s evil yes. But at the same time, American states could have the cleanest energy in the world. Doesn’t mean China and Russia will follow us like sheep. They will just do their own thing and pollute anyways. Only as strong as the weakest link

[@Beerbadger379]

When your custom character is in a cutscene

[@glorbshlanky5041]

This is so accurate

[@WhistlerGod2112]

The perfect caption fr

[@nebmis]

r/rareinsults but it has no insults

[@TwiztedSmoke]

@Crynaotlod go to hell

[@nebmis]

@Crynaotlod shut the fuck up kremlinbot

[@wickid-the-rogue]

It's getting to the point where this dude seems like a legit option

[@coolhandluke1503]

Who cares about your 2 party BS, DO YOU LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE? Then vote in the Supreme Commander

[@JohnnyOrc]

Were I an American citizen, I'd vote for him. He's the sanest option, and that hurts to say.

[@wickid-the-rogue]

@@lightgatha more sane than Harris too honestly

[@wickid-the-rogue]

@@lightgatha I mean she's claims to be black and everyone knows she ain't lol 🤣 she's like that whoa Vicky chick 🤣

[@Polit_Burro]

the only legit iption

[@joshuahaynes1026]

This dude was ahead of his time, these days he could get elected simply on the meme potential alone.

[@garmicus9898]

Joshua Haynes HE IS RUNNING IN 2020 AS A LIBERTARIAN

[@prestongarvey9624]

He supports yang

[@noahclark7603]

I’d say in a few years yes

[@peytonvaneik737]

Eugene Harold 'Armor Abs' Krabs damm what an idiot

[@finnegan6464]

Imagine he actually gets in office

[@kesoman69-82]

old man with satisfying voice and a boot on his head runs for president

[@plumqueen7836]

And turns homophobic man gay with glitter because god told him too

[@popespalace823]

@@plumqueen7836 How is it homophobic to turn an other man gay? Jesus told him to.

[@exxpired6521]

@Haze The Space Commie this man has literal hentai as his pfp

[@JG-on2wx]

He'd have my vote

[@austincramer8648]

@@popespalace823 Read more carefully

[@andrewryan1480]

Man, I remember when everyone thought he was a joke who had no chance, but boy was 2032 a wild year

[@_R_R_R]

Wait one second--

[@niewiederdeppat9811]

He'll be dead then u stoopid

[@orange3023]

You are not from 2032 you are from a under water utopia in the 1940s and 1950s. Nice try!

[@eleli23art32]

@@orange3023 Nah bruh, he *is* From 2032, thanks to the zombie energy they can power the time machines

[@troopx]

What‘s up with 2032?

[@beckyestes5339]

“A vote for me, is a vote completely thrown away”

[@distrologic2925]

Where do i sign?

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

It's good to have assurances you can trust.

[@LargestCheese]

Jill Stein in a nutshell

[@adamoht]

Perfect!

[@brock3805]

The funniest thing is he's a lot more articulate and well-spoken than many of those running for office yet he wears a boot on his head

[@beanscornbread1381]

Brock yeah it really shows the true character of Our politicians almost better than any argument

[@rushdi130]

Lol Donald Trump and his 8-year old vocabulary

[@shinobione2575]

Fake news

[@joseespinal1]

Rushdi Rosli every politician talks like an 8 yo

[@totallyfrozen]

Sadly, he’s more logical and articulate than Joe Biden-and I’m not even joking.

[@EthWe]

Why is this man more articulate than 80% of America's politicians

[@mimszanadunstedt441]

Try 100%

[@Zaitekno]

because he wasn't created in a test tube maybe?

[@digtoodeepgetstuckindahole6992]

@@Zaitekno no he was made in a Wellington boot 😂

[@therealcoinman332]

Votepedro2028.us

[@nicolásTerán.1]

because he's not lying

[@yoeteroni863]

He's reaching levels of satire that shouldn't be possible

[@TheEphemeralMammal]

I... I know. How is... just... (military grade satire meter hidden below the pentagon goes up in a mushroom cloud and devastates the Capitol). Ooooo!

[@hero9402]

@@TheEphemeralMammal 😂cant be well defined than this

[@AsianSatire]

Me

[@insertname7750]

Scientists have just confirmed this man is producing too high of a level of satire it’s defying physics biology and quantum theory we have cracked the universe

[@daffymax8456]

Gnome

[@simonnilsson8375]

“You can tell a liar by how much they blink” This guy:

[@silverthedruid4754]

he's actually blinking "dumbasses" in morse code

[@jesseflowers2438]

​@@silverthedruid4754 same comment posted 4 months ago

[@georgeatkinson1210]

Hes morsecoding "dumbasses" 😂

[@diggie9598]

You can quite likely tell a fool by the fallacious arguments they present.

[@DavidMatine]

when we switch to a pony-based economy

[@PaddyK1999]

Now that's a green new deal

[@Uvevwevwevwe]

sam hyde's trash based economy is far superior

[@Animebryan2]

Forget cars & transit buses, I'm gonna ride Rainbow Dash to get around in a fraction of the time & at no cost or pollution!

[@johannesswillery7855]

AOC should be his running mate!

[@johnnypastrana6727]

AOC isn't into methane gas though.

[@ultimopena]

"I am a friendly fascist, and a tyrant you should trust." Hey, at least he's honest.

[@depesci7133]

he's honest

[@gigachad-jh1dh]

Boi if i was american ima vote for him

[@leeder-]

he’s honest

[@ratbat1072]

Hes the leader we need, but not the one we deserve

[@danieltaylor885]

he is parodying the nature of politicians and the state, perfectly.

[@landonvincent7974]

They can't give him the boot, because he already has it.

[@konnernissen1661]

Good one

[@DONTREADMYCOMMENTS]

😂😂😂

[@darkhierophant4914]

You won the comments.

[@bebekdragon7604]

Someone please explain I don't get it :(

[@DONTREADMYCOMMENTS]

@@bebekdragon7604 they cant give him the boot (which means GET OUT) because he already has a boot on his head lol 😊

[@Olivarius.]

“He’s turning gay! He’s turning gay! Woooooo” 😂😂

[@MubashirullahD]

hahah funniest part

[@danielshehta7831]

Omg i lost it😂😂

[@Baneslayer]

That was ground zero for this woke insanity. I'm pretty sure that sprinkle of pixie dust is what kicked off this insanity.

[@PorcupineTheOneandOnly]

​@Baneslayer there's no such thing as "woke insanity" it's just people being respectful and just for those under discrimination and inequality. You, likely a white republican, wouldn't care for that cause being anything else goes against your standards. And personally, as a bisexual woman, I thought it was funny too. He's making fun of all politics. He's not on any side, because the whole thing is a joke.

[@kristapskrumins5676]

@@Baneslayer Who let you out of your cage?

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

This guy ran for president just to shitpost Biggest madlad of all time

[@completelyroundoak]

Been running for president for the last 30 years just to shitpost lol

[@techman9945]

I kinda want him to be our president I think it would be funny

[@dvsvflood2466]

He just won the first libertarian primary.

[@zacharyhg]

PIP. Ew

[@gavinlittlejohn5976]

Zach B. He’s done one good thing, he made eating dog and cat meat illegal, that’s about it in my opinion.

[@TheNucaKola]

The satire is so deep I can’t tell if this guy is brilliant or insane and that’s the best part

[@muratdogan7240]

I am pretty sure its both

[@niensaddestofthesad8151]

Insanely brilliant

[@wjumeau]

NucaCola Oh Yeah, his IQ is the same as everyone in the room added up......

[@benl8962]

They aren't mutually exclusive (I think that's how you say it right?)

[@RetoskiCat]

4:30

[@Johnnycox451.]

*I am a tyrant that you should trust*

[@andrewayers1141]

Tut Tut Child - Power Fracture

[@levi2408]

A friendly faciest

[@colonclosedparantheses293]

@@levi2408, Fascist*

[@WhoThisMonkey]

I fully trust him, I leant him my boot afterall.

[@aceofcheems7685]

*a vote for vermin supreme is a vote thrown away*

[@sethporter730]

This guy’s been running for political office since 1992. What a trooper.

[@linusdn2777]

If you listen to him without actually paying attention then he sounds like any other politician

[@grrumakemeangry]

4:40

[@tenparsecs914]

He sounds far better than any other politician if you don't pay attention to the content of what he's saying lmao

[@jadensmathers8745]

Grrumakemeangry holy shit that reply has me crying

[@linusdn2777]

@@grrumakemeangry you proved my point perfectly

[@LiftLaughGame]

A=b

[@generalmullen3895]

I love how he starts off with “Gingivitis has been plaguing the gum line of our nation forever now”

[@zomboss9242]

*Free ponies for all Americans!*

[@МихайлоРостов]

A great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

[@Scoopski_Potato]

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes.

[@naturalnashuan]

He usually carries a huge toothbrush too.

[@MirceaKitsune]

Should have used the term "public health crisis" since that's what angry conservatives use to describe anything they don't like in this world.

[@dailyblankscreen7938]

This guy wears a boot on his head to hide his big brain

Jesus christ for 3 minutes I thought it was a wizard that, until I read this and the camera scrolled up, let's say I'm pretty high

[@carters1209]

@ weed is great

[@tom-esvar]

Wait, that's an actual boot?!

[@tk6566]

He's ki adi mundi

[@pest9448]

His brain doesn’t grow outwards it grows upwards

[@SETIChurch]

We would need at least two free ponies sir. No pony should be alone, because all ponies know friendship is magic.

[@Polit_Burro]

dinner is magic. Never name somehting you might have to eat. But yes, a two-fer would be nice.

[@SETIChurch]

@@Polit_Burro it's a must.

[@flamingbliss6998]

Very good point!

[@Max15tz]

He manages to stay so serious

[@Fsockey]

I know! Even when he is making all of those teeth puns

[@nodrogdivad]

+F sockey2003 25 years of practice makes perfect, but I've seen him crack a smile before, slip up a few times... laugh his ass off hysterically. LOL

[@jonnies]

You don't take teeth seriously? Time for your salivation.

[@zach3955]

He is serious 😐

[@TheOrac]

+Max Dmytriyev he is serious

[@orangypteco8858]

I like how the questioners take him seriously enough to actually ask him about his policies.

[@GodxEnergy]

Randy Marsh stfu no he wouldn’t

[@WarDoctor42]

@Randy Marsh nobody could defeat Vermin

[@WarDoctor42]

@Randy Marsh impossible

[@lgnd2k3]

@Randy Marsh thats exactly why trump cant defeat him, he doesnt care enough for trumps insults to have any effect.

[@lgnd2k3]

@Randy Marsh The guy is clearly just a troll though so serious insults dont apply, and criticizing his ridiculous policies doesnt work either. Because he doesnt believe them himself clearly

[@furiousape7717]

“I have no intention on fulfilling any promises” well at least he’s honest lol

[@joshuaspangenberg7465]

Its not that he is being honest, he just recognizes that politicians who usually run for president, will never intend on fulfilling the promises they make to people who are so blindly manipulated by their big smart words and how god believes specifically in them and THEN their country that good things will come. Unfortunately because people don’t actually look behind the curtain that politicians keep closed, these people end up voting for the very wrong person, and then shower shit posts and hissy fits about how the candidate who will ACTUALLY get stuff done like he says for the country and ends up fixing the economy and that lovely trillions of dollars debt Obama gladly help made possible. If not that than this guy ain’t much, but it’s honest work.

[@pythonking16.59]

Joshua Spangenberg “I have no intention on fulfilling any promises”

[@kellenjp3667]

Joshua Spangenberg because they’re puppets they are told what to do even trump none of them run the country

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Given it's politics it's more redundancy than honesty.

[@bemotivated8443]

This man is a genius he’s acting like an idiot to show politicians are stupid we should all vote for him 2020

[@BierBart12]

I loved the moments where the audience laughed and he did his best to stifle his own laughter. He's an incredible comedian. If he had a full show/stream, I'd watch it

[@kuzoroar6031]

“I’m a tyrant that you should trust”

[@mopar21]

I trust him more than the Clintons.

[@lifeinsurance4495]

Yes your friendly neighborhood tyrant

[@gutzu265]

At least he's straight up and honest about it, he gets my vote

[@TheAdoringFan7]

"And i have no intention of keeping any of my promises."

[@TheRandomMuffinMan]

Kuzoroar hey man. I think we need to splice DNA to make flying monkeys to act as tooth fairies. Imagine your kid waking up to that.

[@VincentFarides1776]

“I am a friendly fascist. A tyrant who you should trust.” *Runs as a Libertarian*

[@harrisonschneider8333]

And wins in 2 states.

[@dynamicworlds1]

Grade A satire there with hoe many fascists call themselves libertarians.

[@Cyphlix]

@@dynamicworlds1 fascists these days call themselves antifa.

[@josh5318]

Cyphlix so true

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@Cyphlix and how did I know you'd be subbed to at least one full out Nazi? You loosers are so pathetically predictable.

[@lilylol9504]

Finally, a man of culture running for president

[@SOULSTAXX1999]

lily lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@Luvesehk]

I got scared I thought I posted here lol

[@beanscornbread1381]

Your Insecurity why would you be scared? Are you afraid that leftist cancel culture mobs will dox you and harass you As a racist and a bigot

[@cheese5081]

@@beanscornbread1381 w o t

[@wickersticks]

@@beanscornbread1381 It is I! Evil leftest of warrior here to cancel you! You were right to fear my wrath and I am pleased to see my reputation precedes me! mahahahahahahahahah

[@itsGutss]

Forget the pony, I just want a hug from a genuine human being

[@Sparky3174]

*hug*

[@itsGutss]

@Sparky3174 thank you:') ❤️

[@querty985]

U good man?

[@itsGutss]

@querty985 absolutely, I was in darkness for a longtime, but kindness from the previous commentor and my friends has made my heart full, I love this world, and value it entirely, I just need a reminder here and there:)

[@MollyMcBooter]

I’m not sure if I’m human but I’m empathetic to a painful degree at times and suspect telepathic 😂 so I am sending you a BIG telepathic hug 🤗 ❤

[@lzgbonesy4090]

Depression would be illegal if he became president

[@ashmax3228]

Oh shoot😐

[@notkingali1798]

No one will even think of depression because America will have infinite power, free ponies, infinite jobs what else do you want guys.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

So would gingivitis.

[@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl]

@first last No-one would be depressed, because of his epic way of doing things.

[@wolfafterdark]

Mandatory ponies? That you take everywhere? Even to work? There will be no depression.

[@eddiemuff0371]

"Remember that a vote for me is a vote that's completely wasted"

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@Brandon P Little Brandon r/ihavereddit r/itswoooooshwith4os And you're the one getting wooooshed since you didn't get vermin supreme's joke

[@jakebraun6376]

@Brandon P no no, he has a point

[@james_medlin]

Brandon P LOOOOL WOOSH IDIOT!! XD XD LOLOLOL UR SO DUMB U GOT WOOOOOSHED!! DATS THE NOISE THE JOKE MAKES WHEN IT GOES OVER UR HEEEEEAAAADDDD XD XD XD Shut up

[@avf6532]

Thrown away

[@BigKfishing]

Brandon P we live in a win or take all system. Voting for a 3rd party is a literal waste of a vote.!

[@bright-noise]

Not only is he insanely clever but an amazingly good public speaker, he not only memorized these brilliant lines but he nails the delivery

[@madjaster9620]

James Clever? Sure, he knows how to give a speech but have you seen him? Lol

[@heckinhacker8835]

Too bad he look crazy

[@puffyvalcano3736]

@@madjaster9620 r/woooosh

[@Zaz5y]

Puffy VALCANO It definitely wasn’t a joke

[@pix_d20]

@@heckinhacker8835 what do you mean crazy, he looks as what he is, perfect.

[@Super_Seaton]

It took me 2 minutes to realize that his hat is a boot.

[@Blue-Robin]

I thought it was a very epic wizard hat. in a way it's both i guess

[@devist8er117]

​@@Blue-Robin No no, this is far better

[@pizzafish4499]

He’s basically calling attention to how ridiculous politicians sound

[@lawrencemorkeberg8371]

Really?

[@jeremiahfyan]

@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 no

[@lawrencemorkeberg8371]

@@jeremiahfyan Oh thank God! For a minute I thought politics was a joke.

[@jeremiahfyan]

@@lawrencemorkeberg8371 politicians are THE ONLY REASON LIFE EVEN EXISTS. Some of these ppl are so ignorant 🙄

[@jimbo0386]

Jeremiah Fyan tard what?

[@bustybonnie6700]

I love how serious everyone is, how he rolls off these puns with such a straight face.

[@zomboss9242]

*Gingivitis!*

[@myfatherisapenguin4604]

That's because he is serious about it.

[@kegangardner8714]

@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Uh, no he isn't. He made quite a few jokes relating to him taking over our lives, that isn't being serious unless he's batshit insane

[@myfatherisapenguin4604]

@@kegangardner8714 in fact, he is especially serious about taking over our lives. That's exactly why he wants to give everyone a free pony. They are mind controling ponies.

[@kegangardner8714]

@@myfatherisapenguin4604 Yeahhh, sure.. You're delusional.

[@GrizzleyBearington]

Jokes aside, he is very well spoken.

[@Conservingtheworld]

Extremely

[@ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН]

Certainly, no one can deny that this man is of the highest and most sophisticated society, and was born into one of the wealthiest and most refined families of the North American nobility. His father provided him with the finest classical education, and hired French and British tutors to assist his intellectually prodigious son in his studies of Latin, Greek, Euclidean Geometry, Natural Philosophy, and the rudiments of Aristotelian rhetoric and logic, which would later prove to be tremendously useful someday to this extraordinary gifted boy, who eventually became one of the greatest rulers in human history. His name was Vermin Supreme, and he was the 77th King of the Verminian North American Empire.

[@harrisonclark3799]

@@ЯфКДВНСКБНСДГДЙФВБЦНВВН damn, shit hits different Search Results 🙏 ☝️

[@PVTAJB93]

You should listen to him talk seriously. He acts like this just to make fun of politicians but his serious side is amazing.

[@nahtesalinas1917]

Seriously, have all of you brushed your teeth today?

[@andybartholamew2104]

Why am I just now seeing this, 12 years later?

[@estheay3611]

*“Vote early, vote often, and remember- a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away.”* ~Vermin Supreme 2012

[@Coco-xq7zh]

“Everyone gets a pony”

[@michaelhernandez1990]

I read this as he said it

[@fuckyourimaginarygenderand4306]

I would definitely vote for him

[@jeffgarton2551]

Better than voting for our shitty current presidents

[@MechaMcScringly]

EsTheAy at least he’s honest about it lmao

[@thezumblejack]

He’s not the president we want, but the president we need

[@igotaplan922]

He’s the president I want. Actually I want him to own the world

[@tooth6676]

no hes defenetly the president we want

[@theswayzeexpress1]

The president we deserve

[@adamfirst3772]

after Trump.. nothing less than this will do.. no other current Candidate will be of any interest to voters.. they'll need someone even crazier than the current Psychopath POTUS to beat him.. this guy fits the bill!!!

[@sarahtwitt]

hes the president i wantt

[@HHGamingOfficial]

All jokes aside, this guy might actually be the president we need.

[@cryptolio5273]

The most honest presidential candidate ever.

[@crustykeycap5670]

Its sad because it’s true

[@backpackpepelon3867]

Damm, thats true.

[@mogamadtauhirwallace8815]

What about trump

[@alitlweird]

JoeRingo118 Donald Trump actually IS the most honest US President you will ever see.

[@daybrink1267]

"remember, a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away"

[@friedmaruchan1525]

I wouldn’t mind this guy controlling my life.

[@rcvnow1712]

Pfp checks out... I guess?

[@parkeralan19]

Bob Rossy Boi adolf ross? or bob hittler?

[@RickFoxChicken]

Sometimes I get the feeling he's pulling the strings from behind the curtain

[@frekcho850]

Your profile pic though, Hitler actually being a painter is pretty hilarious.

[@n9nex19]

Sounds like something straight from a GTA radio station

[@thomasthompson6388]

AppleRain 🤣🤣🤣 for real

[@commentnoises5751]

Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@StoicaVladIoan]

Was searching for this comment

[@adamfirst3772]

please dont give politicians references for where to find debate material.. .....on the other hand.. life would be much funnier!!!

[@thewhynaut5070]

I like you

[@four-en-tee]

Its scary that this man sounds more sane than modern day politicians. Bro, i could save so much money if i had a pony compared to a car. You have any idea how cheap apples are? And don't get me started on how this would probably encourage more people to learn how to grow plants and crops, which is just an incredibly useful skill to have that makes you less dependent on grocery stores.

[@NeonSonOfXenon]

Not to mention biofuel from the pony's dung could help offset energy costs for multi person households, maybe even communities if they pooled their resources

[@HerkimerFritz]

I love how the camera is angled to show his entire hat

[@HammsterMusic]

is his hat a rubber boot

[@thevoyager87]

@@HammsterMusic yes, yes it is.

[@Wertsir]

John thank you, we hadn’t noticed.

[@HammsterMusic]

Wertsir do you know the brand snd model if his rubber boot hat

[@emperorjacques7282]

It is to show za Warudo how big his brain is

[@nicholashaynes660]

As much as this guy is joking, he is surprisingly well spoken

[@rushdi130]

Nicholas Haynes We’re too used to Trump 🙄🙄

[@mikekalb7115]

Nicholas Hayne is he really joking?

[@ScottKnitter]

Great radio voice.

[@ramizkuljicneurolog3217]

@jordansusi123 every speech is more articulate than any of greta thunbergs

[@SunKala38]

Rushdi Rosli it’s not that real dude

[@spaceloser3016]

I’m not even living in America, and I want this man for president.

[@BigMamaDaveX]

😎 Certainly an improvement over the incumbent... 😏😉

[@05EVORS]

@@BigMamaDaveX anyone's better than the communist freaks on the left running mouths over past 12yrs about things they aren't qualified to talk about. Vermin is a rat supreme and he reps the 3% certain religion people pushing the left

[@naturalnashuan]

Close the Bay Doors ! I would like him to be the ruler of several other countries.

[@acez6756]

BigMamaDave X there’s always one person who has to say this on a political video.

[@balladofcoseypolar4711]

@@05EVORS Right-wing shill.

[@Shilobotomized]

Honestly, he sounds more reasonable than any candidate from my lifetime.

[@MONGO77859]

@Shilobotomized yeah there are so many idiots out there like you who shouldn't vote but do.

[@pawsdfgg9238]

Love him or hate him, he's spittin' straight facts

[@pawsdfgg9238]

@Connor M. why care about some dumb oil when you got your own Pony

[@sisckogames2305]

@@pawsdfgg9238 Screw Andrew Yang I want a free pony not money.

[@fh120]

Izaiah Coronado And spittin’ straight mouthwash in order to cleanse America’s smile

[@niensaddestofthesad8151]

@@sisckogames2305 build a rich pony over mexico

[@Inflake]

WHO HATES HIM???

[@sacxcharine]

i'm convinced that this is just dumbledore on acid

[@100GTAGUY]

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind lmao

[@brandogtv9650]

This is dumbledore on DMT

[@ashleybartelt7163]

vic I’m cackling

[@MrAwesomePoopz]

so in another words. just Dumbledore.

[@BasileosHerodou]

Why did you steal my name

[@bridgenorton537]

“..Regarding the ponies..” “Yyyyyeeeeeeesssssssss!”

[@beanscornbread1381]

Bridge Norton yaaaasssss

[@Glowtato]

I would unironically vote for this guy.

[@christianemery2713]

He did not smile once, was he serious cause I would vote.

[@mayacrooks1409]

Yyyyyyessssssssss

[@thequeenofnod7338]

He did smirk a little lol.

[@naturalnashuan]

I HAVE voted for Mr. Supreme, "a vote wasted."

[@peterg9798]

@@thequeenofnod7338 gotta get a friendly impression on the people

[@christianemery2713]

@@naturalnashuan more like a vote closer to getting everyone unicorns

[@Sillimant_]

He's more transparent, honest, and trustworthy than all other politicians

[@SofaKingStupid]

Nice pfp

[@Sillimant_]

@@SofaKingStupid thanks

[@DailyMotivationUniversity]

Moron

[@zeddyzedderson5174]

You aint wrong

[@isaakwelch3451]

Reminds me of Gil Fulbright

[@thelordofnuggets629]

This guy is less of a clown than most modern day politicans

[@chrisa3094]

Lmao truth

[@jamesagwe2981]

His voice is so interesting

[@akkoismydaughter3573]

Facts

[@MF-LXRD]

What do you mean modern-day this happened not too long ago which is modern-day you idiot politicians are exactly the same nothing has changed in 8 years lmfao. At least politicians themselves are the same.

[@theforgottenviolin8213]

I want a pony so next time he runs I’ll vote for him

[@ichewtoast111]

I bet if he ran again he could be an actual candidate at this point. At least we wouldn’t be lied to anymore.

[@AnAceBrit]

When your custom character shows up and you have charisma 10

[@user-eq7zq6so3j]

Ben Williams *100

[@awake7586]

Lol

[@user-eq7zq6so3j]

NCR Trooper “NCR Trooper”

[@fery2835]

@NCR Trooper lmao and you even have a new vegas pfp , that's sad.

[@Kaptinkaptink10]

No 30 is the max he gets a +10 modifier and this man rolled a 20

[@thedurrymuncher4966]

I'm not even in the US and I want to vote for this man.

[@samuelsocha8384]

same

[@ineedaname334]

I'm convincing my mom to vote for him

[@luhlucas18]

@@ineedaname334 me too

[@luhlucas18]

@@ineedaname334 if we can get every kid to ask their mom to vote for Vermin Supreme, maybe he could get elected

[@ineedaname334]

@@luhlucas18 good idea

[@Redwire007]

12 years later and this is indestinguishable from modern politics.

[@echothegecko2875]

Nah, this is much more honest and transparent, it sticks out very obviously

[@emporioalnino4670]

It is distinguishable, because this was obvious satire 12 years ago. In the age of Trumpism we've moved beyond parody

[@Ctacobell]

@@emporioalnino4670define Trumpism

[@jublu473]

@@Ctacobell“Wall is big then Wall is good“ he said that to me when we met on tinder

[@zsep8688]

Go to north korea bud​@@emporioalnino4670

[@kurtjensen5798]

We had a guy like that elected to senate in Denmark, he was a comedian, and promised back wind on cycle trails etc..

[@Infodumptruck]

Well, did he deliver?

[@drahunter213]

“Strong teeth for strong America” Lmfao gold just pours out

[@kaiflood6061]

Mike Ravenkey #MAFA

[@reickuhibata]

#MAFA

[@SymphonicRainChannel]

That line wasn't even that funny

[@auzzgamesoi9947]

A pony economy would also lessen our dependance on foreign oil!

[@fresh_baked_jake78]

“One more thing, uh Jesus told me to uh make Randall terry gay, with my magic sprinkle dust” “he’s turning gay!”

[@kasesausen6150]

wooooooooOOOOOOO

[@Aimeecinnamonsweets]

Horrayyy

[@HardcoreHalo]

Prison Mike, how's prison?

[@kayra_156]

Jacob Bihary uuuuuraaah

[@fresh_baked_jake78]

Alpha Male91 my bad ahem* I will use my magic *sin* dust and make Randall terry gay

[@yeast4529]

“Our very salivation is at stake” The puns are incredible

[@madjaster9620]

Josh Shechter And it’s a salvation pun

[@Deus_1]

Im your 666th liker

[@Mothertoebeans]

We must BRACE ourselves

[@ivansalamon7028]

I gave the 1000th like to this. Probably the biggest accomplishment I will ever have.

[@Chemo_Charlie]

I feel like this is actually incredibly intelligent satire

[@Mr.Chedda_]

that's because it is brotherman

[@piepflitze788]

Bist du dir wirklich sicher? Ich glaube der meint das Ernst und das ist nur rein zufällig Satz für Satz Kritik an bestehenden Verhältnissen. Aber was weiß ich schon!

[@Karisuuu]

Imagine being one of the candidates here actually trying to make a serious presidential bid and you have to share the debate table with this guy

[@zachhodges8922]

I would be trembling at his might

[@erina_lessthan3]

It would be terrible, as there is no way someone wouldn't vote for him

[@faceless2302]

Imagine getting completely overshadowed by this man. Absolutely all of the audience walked away knowing Vermin Supreme and what he stood for, I doubt you can say the same about the other candidates.

[@moosa1037]

I'm surprised everyone was able to hold back their laughter. I'd by dying.

[@Oliver-cg5ud]

It would be an honor

[@tamukih119]

everyone: politician this man, an intellectual : friendly facist

[@Acc_-rh8tx]

Friendly neighborhood fascist

[@fidelski2019]

IDK anymore friendly feeling full neighborhood fascist

[@zztopz7090]

Well as long as hes friendly.

[@nickgur1409]

He is wearing a boot on his head

[@tamukih119]

@@nickgur1409 its to hide his galaxy brain

[@chudchudson8028]

In 10 years when meme based political parties have taken over the world, this will be considered normal

[@bleedthebeat]

And whoever is the funniest wins

[@benl8962]

This would be much better instead of what we have today lol

[@bleedthebeat]

@@benl8962 I'd run and win

[@wheezeau]

In 10 years there wont be a government

[@HeadShot-rk7cf]

emcee wheeze one can hope

[@mrkcrtr508]

I wish this guy was running, he'd have my vote. Heck I'd vote twice.

[@TheDreamingCroc]

Y'know you can vote as many times as you want! It's not illegal unless your caught! Try a variety of absurd disguises and pseudonyms until you're caught by the authorities. It would make Vermin proud

[@crypto902]

He is correct: Less than 0.6% of Americans have ponies.

[@thorns3559]

A whole new pony economy!😅

[@SzaraSzarancza]

What is the exchange rate between ponies and kidneys in current economy?🤔

[@crypto902]

@@SzaraSzarancza Lettuce

[@crypto902]

@@thorns3559 Idead

[@Camo_Live]

He has a point, man. The party I disagree with doesn’t like ponies, and I think that’s a serious problem, which we’ll be passing down to the next generation of Americans. Vote against the anti-pony bill!

[@svenlittlecross]

shitpost level: immortal

[@latinospammer8441]

Lmfao

[@alejandromechina5959]

I think this is the highest shitposter rank you can achieve.

[@evereq8970]

language!!

[@PonasPravalas]

its one of those shitposts which is shit and by saying shit I mean really shit and not funny. It is one of those attempts to be uber genius cringe and failing miserably. Its a shitpost not worthy of a shitpost. It is shit.

[@PonasPravalas]

@@evereq8970 what? check language on the post I replied you shitposter.

[@AstroPsych_]

The question is not "Why is he wearing a boot on his head." The question is, why aren't _you?_

[@paysonterhune290]

its a jackboot, representing friendly fascism

[@captainneedaho2244]

he still makes more sense than Trump

[@captainneedaho2244]

Wage Gap Is a myth i didn't either, i typed it

[@ladielydkyd1281]

I don't know how to measure my head boot size.

[@Erimthos]

Because there is no way I could rock that boot as well as he can.

[@Stickboi]

this man needs to be the president in 2024

[@mylink.orb17]

From the front his headwear looks all mystical and shit till he turns sideways and you realize it's just a goddamn rubber boot. 👢

[@mylink.orb17]

Cory Morgan same! 😆

[@yeast4529]

Wow I had no idea

[@disobedientavocado5959]

@Cory Morgan Make Boots Great Again

[@g13flat]

Did you not know that the Wellington Boot has in fact been in existence since Druidic times and is the sign of Master of all things rubbery?

[@lanewise9378]

He looks like a wizard

[@Zeesneakyninja]

Why is he so good at speaking. Better than most politicians now.

[@shonklebonkle324]

Because he has lived a life. Unlike Joe Biden or donald trump.

[@DooDoo-f4v]

Simple he's not some despot nepo baby who sucks Talmud phalis

[@christianaguirre729]

So was Charles mason

[@cipherjoe9]

500th like

[@idecidenotyou]

Gay​@@cipherjoe9

[@seemeethanator1444]

When you look at him you think he would sound like a crack head. He sounds like a very wise wizard

[@fossilfountain]

Wise wizard of the boot

[@arthurthedragon1012]

What do you mean? He IS a very wise wizard!

[@manokmanokmanok7979]

Who do you think orchestrated 2020? Hes wrath grows

[@kayla.r5]

DUDE LOOKS LIKE THE WIZARD BURNING THE DOLLAR LMAOOO

[@samuelaraujomedeiros6682]

He also looks like one

[@nustaniel]

It is so impressive how he manages to keep that boot on his head.

[@iziwi2910]

He has too high of an IQ for anyone to understand

[@jamesstpatrick5747]

I understand.

[@franktranks9445]

@LEOS BIZARRE KZbin CHANNEL If you listen to Alex Jones, you're less qualified.

[@turnerIott]

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[@TommyFerullo22]

The pony thing in resemblance to the demineralization of the soil would actually be so beneficial and it took me a good year to figure out whilst literally ending the war machine for oil and he didn’t mention the magic mushrooms

[@diobrando666]

Indeed

[@musicreviewingmelon4377]

"My name is Vermin Supreme. I am a friendly fascist. I am a tyrant you should trust." This guy is actually amazing and hilarious.

[@StanSwan]

Ripping off a Monty Python skit is not that hard. See "Silly Party".

[@TheAnantaSesa]

He could have done a roman salute like the nazis used but w the hand flipped upside down like he's the type of fascist that wants a gov handout. It would still make a good mockery of BLM or the dems.

[@liamod3730]

+AnantaSesaDas You have no idea of Fascism if you think ANTIFA are. Your closer .

[@jacencade4019]

Liam OD you would think circumventing the law and calling asylum seekers criminals would be a fucking hint

[@gavin-1237]

@anantasesadas hahaha how fucking stupid are you

[@Thetealeaf1984]

The fact that this candidate exists, just shows how fed up with politics everyone is.

[@naturalnashuan]

Ian Richardson For a long time there have been satirical candidates, perennial candidates in elections.

[@ansh6370]

@@naturalnashuan And since the beginning of politics, we should've had voted for them instead to at least make politics a bit interesting.

[@dantewordlaw8677]

@@ansh6370 I agree

[@buckwang5039]

search the canadian rhinoceros party from the 80s, same type of shit, funny af

[@Karmy.]

There was the Deez Nuts kid from 2016

[@halosnova1604]

You could never find this amount of patience today as you could then

[@Jonathonson]

This dude honestly has really high confidence. As silly as he is, he’s kind of impressive.

[@FREENAMEFTW]

Because he know it is all a big circus. Nothing matters, this voting thing is just some competition for highroller liars to get into the tax moneys. Sure some of them might honestly belive they are trying, but they are in there with the rest of them, and cant get shit through anyways.

[@alarrisify]

@@FREENAMEFTW your comment gave me cancer. "This voting thing" do you mean democracy? Holy crap please go live in North Korea. How ignorant and uneducated can someone be

[@harrynac6017]

@ය ඍگیا فرشජු 👍Well said

[@milosjazic7453]

@@alarrisify actually you are the one that looks stupid and brainwashed. What democracy?! You mean a country where they wrote a LAW that a private company can print whatever amount of money they want, but if you do it you get 20+ years in prison. Man, fuck off, you gave us cancer.

[@o.o9825]

Man the obituaries section is going to be plenty occupied with all the people getting cancer

[@surg23]

I'd vote for him. At least he's upfront with his BS.

[@purplehockeymask]

Ariel Jeanne indeed☺️☺️

[@snkr4240]

He’s running for the Libertarian nomination this year! He’s won two primaries!

[@tygonmaster]

@@snkr4240 Too bad you cannot possibly win if you are not a libcuck or republitrash in the US.

[@glassofwater281]

tygonmaster you neutral too?

[@tygonmaster]

@@glassofwater281 Certainly with the way this election is going I am. Trump is incompetent, stupid, and a massive waste of space. Biden is little bitch with no platform other than "uhhh me beat Trump." It is two options of equal stupidity. I have voted in every election since 2012 and this is the first one I actually feel there is no reason to vote because whomever wins, we lose.

[@irawnixtv9642]

At least he’s honest unlike other politicians.

[@c0nstantin86]

I hope you are all ironic. Cuz' that's how dumb the libtards sound

[@powerplayer75]

@@c0nstantin86 no way you're not self aware

[@mason3229]

@@c0nstantin86 you sound like a short minded person. How sad lol

[@theturtle9724]

Ghost Erik Libtards? Your about page says “Science is death, father of all lies” that’s probably the most ignorant thing I’ve ever heard, you’re the dumbest fucking prick in this entire world.

[@patf7570]

Ghost Erik i think you triggered the libtards. lol learn to take a joke, libtards and stop trying to make people have your ideals, it’s a free country.

[@kubabayaty6402]

Registered to vote just so I could write in Vermin Supreme this election.

[@RetroPlus]

He's genuinely really well spoken, it's ironic that someone playing a character is more well spoken than an actual president.

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

He’s more fabulous than any president

[@SmokeSAS]

King Crimson EX the sad thing is this: there are presidents that steal money from their own country and this guy with a boot on his head would be better then them

[@kingcrimsonrequiem2959]

Sebastian Schlarmann precisely

[@DIY_Miracle]

Yeah that's because his shtick is to mock politicians. The pony thing is mocking the absurd cost involved in federal fiscal policy.

[@temavero2124]

Here is him today with his pony: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@cIeetz]

He gave up a kidney, Now he only has two left

[@el_kommander8924]

😂

[@gixch]

On god

[@michaelsedgley3236]

Many people have 3. They just don't know

[@pokerface4]

@@michaelsedgley3236 Wait what ?

[@michaelsedgley3236]

@@pokerface4 yeah it's pretty common. Google it.

[@malloryb21]

“a pony based economy” this guy is a true genius

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

mallory bailey what he doesn’t tell you is he plans to “liberate” Equestria and take it’s greatest resource.. friendship

[@patrickn8355]

*Vote early, vote often.* Boy does this ring true today.

[@tatumbentley7165]

If you listen to what he is actually saying it’s quite fascinating. He has managed to mock the system of government by using a government system. Flawless.

[@ryencolbar4900]

tbh you are pointing out the obvious.

[@colinscherer7212]

Wait a minute. Isn't this a party system, not a government one?

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

CCCP 2 We all need to do this.

[@ashhcatchemall]

Well yeah i cant believe people don't get it completely already

[@chrisjones245]

your a fucken moron

[@brutevilgax777]

his voice is audible chocolate

[@usedforks]

My name is Casey Miller, and I'd like to be... on the morning announcements.

[@brutevilgax777]

psychoticmortacarn ayy you got the reference

[@astralbrilliance2098]

brutevilgax777 Be my pony o3o

[@canadbpolis]

He sounds a bit like Carlin in his early years, in both sound and fluency.

[@christopherwalker8240]

another_video_game_cliché he sure does.

[@lewishendricks6101]

Here is a man who can only be described as a walking fever dream

[@lildaffy1695]

When you max out your speech skill in every level up with your funny looking character.

[@d0fabur5st82]

“I will promise you anything that your little electorate heart desires” This man is definitely educated and knows exactly what he’s talking about.

[@naturalnashuan]

d0fabur5st A wonderful thing I saw in 2016 was a mom who brought her son to our NH polling station. She showed the kid the ballot and asked him to read the names. When the boy got to Vermin Supreme he just couldn't stop laughing. It was awesome!

[@Ihyabond009]

@@naturalnashuan free pony for the boy

[@richardlong6558]

So that's where Bernie got his crazy ideas from.

[@autonaut279]

Really, *that's* the sentence that did it for you?

[@artemislogic5252]

i find this comment patronising