Vermintide: lines & dialogue - Saltzpyre's investigation of Engel's tower.

Vermintide dialogue compilation focusing on witch hunter Victor Saltzpyre's mission specific voice lines from the Wizard's Tower map.

[@nerdyvids1]

"This art seems fishy, this art seems heretical... this one's just shitty"

[@om3g4z3r0]

The people who wrote saltz and his actor deserves awards.

[@IamaPERSON]

*HOLY SIGMAR, BLESSED THIS RAVAGED BODY!*

[@Janfon1]

True that!

[@danny_decheeto8300]

THE STRANGLER STRANGLES NO MORE

[@moxtordoki96]

I allWais WAntEd to Be a SteAm tanK DrIVer u KnoW

[@Heyiya-if]

GET THAT SUSPICIOUS TORCH! SEIZE THAT GLORIFIED TANKARD!

[@Jorg13]

They could make an entire sitcom out of Saltzpyre's adventures against wizards

[@dimo2081]

they should!

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

Virmentide Fananimated is a good start! My personal favorite short: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hoWkhHmpf5xniZY

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

I take it back, this one is my new favorite: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6e7n3h5gtmLmMU

[@blackwoodknight4913]

"THIS PLACE KNOWS NOTHING OF WHOLESOMENESS AND DECENCY!" not even 2 minutes before in a torcher chamber..... "Mmm... this is not bad. Feels like home."

[@chakirattklawzitzki259]

Like a child in the toys store when. "I want that one! And that one!". Awww.

[@sovietunion7643]

@@chakirattklawzitzki259 the idea of salyspyre being a child at a toy store but the toys are complex and painful torture devices is probably one of the more fitting depictions of saltpyre's personality

[@chakirattklawzitzki259]

@@sovietunion7643 Yeah, if u doin' Sigmar's work, why not enjoy it as much as u can?

[@Armendicus]

Dude was lookin torture devices like : “ oooh I want this one and that one .”

[@Davesknd]

See, the joke is that the paintings are all from the original Warhammer Fantasy books and Salzy is giving them shit

[@delivererofdarknessshoguno1133]

Salt is so used to wizards and their bullshit that he is just annoyed and tired, not even surprised. Illusions just offend him.

[@anonthe-third2367]

"the not so bright witch is down" Sigmar Saltzpyre you didn't need to incinerate her!

[@Schizobelia]

>Pulls up to Grey wizard's crib >Roast the decor >Threatens to kill him >Leaves

[@SealegsSam]

3:19 is gold. I love how excited he gets over instruments of torture and pain.

[@JohanKylander]

He's got the same energy of a girl at a clothing store.

[@saphirone8030]

Sincerily, thank you for getting those dialogues, in behalf of all of the community. It might not have a lot of views, or a lot of fame out of it, but when peoples will take about this series on threads, on discords, on reddit or on 4chan, they will have a way to find back all those fine little lines you took so much time compiling. In their behalf, we thank you all.

[@janonshitposts5336]

Alternative title: Saltzpyre rants about Wizards for 9 Minutes straight

[@jamesashcroft8170]

Ratman: "No-no, they're not supposed to-" Saltzpyre: "So anyway, I started blasting."

[@Dmitrisnikioff]

I love how sideways corridors make him more mad than actual ratmen and heresy

[@arstotzkanatthedmz4486]

Of course, he can kill rat men and heretics all he pleases but hes forced to work with the wizard and his dumb hallways

[@leonardomarquesbellini]

@@arstotzkanatthedmz4486 absolutely no rhyme and reason

[@Thejigholeman]

Would it be too bloody much to ask for some *R H Y M E A N D R E A S O N , H U H ? ? ?*

[@JohanKylander]

FS even reused that line in the first part of the Citadel.

[@sovietunion7643]

*sees art*: heresy in it's most concentrated form *sees multiple complex and painful torture devices*: i need me one of those

[@죽는날까지하늘을우러]

This is my dad in Ikea

[@NERV_Mars]

Cool dad

[@KRODELUM]

3:17 "modest criticism" XD

[@adeptusjoker7176]

Hey, thanks again for compiling these Vermintide dialogues. I really enjoy listening to them.

[@frederikklotzskov9673]

i like how Saltzpyre goes complet captain Ahab over this wizard

[@phillipmele8533]

Saltz the art critic!

[@combinecommando001]

That ending is MINE-MINE!

[@sovietunion7643]

0:56 "no no they're not supposed..." *takes multiple pistol shots to the head*

[@Heyiya-if]

Salty, the Art Critic. xD

[@gilbertotabares8196]

Oddly satisfying watching Saltzpyre gun these rats down.

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

You kill em like you're possessed, sir!"

[@adamg4336]

Vermintide 1 definitely had some of the better dialogue.

[@alt0799]

They definetely upped the camp factor for Saltzpyre in the second game.

[@Grumbaki]

Thanks for posting this. Great stuff!

[@basedeltazero714]

I... I don't think Saltzpyre understands what a Grey Wizard is. (Inherently dishonest, but also typically *extremely* loyal) 2:12 I mean. They did. Just their method of dealing with them was 'make sure no one pisses them off and occasionally try to point them towards enemies.' Because... y'know, hyper-advanced technology, thousand to one odds, etc. Unfortunately it didn't work. And now... well, this guy doesn't *seem* to be doing much, but then he does keep the people who are overtly doing things safe, and just because a Grey Wizard doesn't seem to be doing much doesn't mean they aren't.

[@sbraypaynt]

The sequel surpasses this game in a few aspects. Gameplay loop, content and advanced in graphics. The shear weight of dialogue in this game is incredible, the sound design is far better, the horde sounds and atmosphere are far scarier and oh my god the artstyle is just so much better than Vtide 2 it hurts.

[@corvus9490]

Overall it very much feels like a L4D vs L4D2, where 2 is definitely an improvement in gameplay but doesn't capture the same vibe that 1 nailed so well. Also "advanced in graphics" Ehhh is there any really? I wouldn't say 2 looks any better from technical standpoint, hell thanks to 1's nearly perfect artstyle 2 almost looks like a downgrade.

[@saltedhorsemeat4843]

The style is the same, but the shift from urban combat and dark woods was somewhat lost in VT2, or rather, you’re witnessing the dawn of an attack on a mostly intact city compared to the sequel where the city is barely recognizable after the Pactsworn basically won the first phase Aesthetically I prefer VT1, there are signs of recent life even if everyone either evacuated or was slaughtered and the Skaven aren’t quite done with bringing the city down yet

[@thefiresworddragon927]

Vermintide 1 has the atmosphere, Vermintide 2 has the stronger staying power for gameplay loop, which is solid to a future experience. Plus, getting new weapons in Vermintide 1 was PAIN you got maybe a chance at one weapon, randomly across all five characters. Vermintide 2, you get a chest, gives you 3 items, be it accessories, or a weapon for the class you had. Unironically, one time, I failed at getting a weapon I wanted in Vermintide 1 because I grabbed one too many loot dies. I hate when you get punished for doing well.

[@thefiresworddragon927]

@@corvus9490I'd say more accurately art direction. 2 has the graphics, but 1 has superior art direction, and thus didn't need amazing graphics to prove itself, it just needed amazing graphics for what it needed. A 10/10 in art direction and 7/10 in graphics does win typically versus an 8/10 art direction and a 9/10 graphics, since it hits the art direction very well.

[@bloodangel7731]

So this tower is actually revealed to be Ishas in V2

[@Xick]

What a mother-in-law. By the gods.

[@55lolol]

I much prefer the gun sounds in VM1, shame I never played it when it was the main one.

[@KaoretheHalfDemon]

I like Saltzpeyer. A zealot he might be but he is a pragmatic one. Otherwise he would have not let Sienna help and probably have killed both her and Kerillian.

[@danny_decheeto8300]

I love the brace of pistols

[@sethleoric2598]

4:15

[@EhlistarsWrath]

What the- *rrrrgh*

[@elderbrother5891]

Why this look better then in my PC? I set max graff but it still blurred opposite for your records.

[@Lumeuu]

I turned off motion blur, and for anti-aliasing I use FXAA (TAA blurs more)

[@elderbrother5891]

@@Lumeuu, thanks a lot! Its work!