MBMBAM - KNKOs

[@fishtouch634]

"it's a silly little guy and it gets in there" is not how i wouldve described a buttplug

[@Silverwind87]

9/11 caused a domino effect that resulted in 50 Shades of Grey. When the towers fell, Gerard Way personally witnessed them fall while on a ferry into the city. This event inspired him to start the band “My Chemical Romance”. As a result, Stephanie Meyer used him and the band’s music for inspiration for the book “Twilight” and its sequels. El James, a fan of the series, wrote a fan-fiction that eventually became the best selling book “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which was later turned into a full movie.

[@krell.1415]

Ah yes, i hate that I knew this already.

[@djohnson2499]

The US funding the Mujahideen fighters against the USSR directly led to 50 Shades of Gray

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

@@djohnson2499 omg the cold war led to 50 shades of gray

[@alexdejesus582]

@@yurigouveawagner9432 Thus, the Manhatten Project is partially responsible for 50 Shades of Grey.

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

@@alexdejesus582 in his manifesto for peace and against atom bombs, einstein failed to consider the needs of horny people

[@tailsfox45]

honestly it's so jarring in the book whenever christian takes off a piece of clothing and he says "BRRR, BOY OH BOY IT SURE IS COLD IN HERE!"

[@asmrtpop2676]

ibizan the entire book is jarring

[@TheGhostofAbigailMills]

THERE MUST BE SOME CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE .... I'm so sorry, it was right there, I'll see myself out.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

Apparently in the book the dom jeans guy shoves four thumbs in the girl's mouth and said "i bet you haven't had this many thumbs in your mouth at once before?" And she replies despite having 4 thumbs in her mouth.

[@cottontaelle]

does he have 4 thumbs. how did he do this. im so fucking scared

[@theWeaverofTales]

@@cottontaelle wait but please explain how wait how many thumbs does he have-

[@analoren4745]

excuse me what

[@Soupigeon]

Where does he get the other two thumbs!??

[@k8g8s8]

@@Soupigeon her?

[@felidthing]

50 shades of gray except the guy just gets pegged

[@Rc3651]

They laugh at her for apparently not knowing how to use Google but for real -- she's written to be a young college student who doesn't have a laptop or email. She's apparently oblivious to the modern age. You can really feel that she's a self-insert for the middle-aged author

[@christalcavanaugh]

Yep it’d be like me as an adult writing a story about a child playing roblox which I know nothing about

[@bebeliveshere5950]

I agree in part, but it was a fanfic published on the internet! She's still an insert but cmonnn

[@hudsonvivaan9149]

instaBlaster

[@lizross4844]

THIS IS WHAT EDITORS ARE FOR.

[@eliza1498]

@@bebeliveshere5950 fifty shades of grey was just a way for e. l. james to project her bimbofication kink onto us and i'm tired of pretending that that's not the case.

[@neo_zoid]

how is no one talking about justins incredible voice crack at 12:59 "It sOuNdS LiKe MOM jEANS"

[@axeylotl3112]

He sounds so damn distressed

[@scootinand]

"He scooches them down like he's peeing in the trough at a minor league baseball game" That is so fucking specific

[@joannewang1816]

"it's a silly little guy that gets in there!" i'm fucking DYING

[@kellkeefe1375]

in may fourteenth 2017 AD the year of our lord christ jeeEEsus

[@josephharold808]

I quote this at least once monthly

[@QuikVidGuy]

"they're prescription jeans!" they're also description jeans

[@christalcavanaugh]

Cool flag!

[@cinnabarlab]

"peeing in the trough at a little league baseball game" is somehow one of the funniest things to me justin has ever said

[@fitzii_00]

You should check out Chris fleming

[@cinnabarlab]

@@fitzii_00 i've already seen his stuff, he's really funny!

[@ConSolo29]

listen i agree with you but little league and minor league baseball are VERY different things

[@christalcavanaugh]

@@ConSolo29 yeah I was a little taken aback by that very small difference with a very big impact 😂

[@christalcavanaugh]

I could not listen to this bit for ten years but as soon as I hear Justin mention 50 shades, I will immediately say “oh it’s the sex jeans bit”

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

I remember when the first movie stopped playing in theaters and was available online and stuff, one of my friends, who I have known since age 4, came to school super depressed looking and just not paying attention or talking or anything. So at lunch we ask him “hey man. How ya been? What’s up with the mood?” And he replies, dead pan, “my mom made me watch 50 shades of grey with her.” And the like 8 of us minus him burst out laughing. We asked, “no seriously, what’s up?” And he just said it again. So we laughed for another like five minutes then made him tell us the story. He started laughing along like 1/3rd of the way through the story, but man that had to be terrible.

[@Foxingg]

Oh my god that poor bastard

[@angmering5899]

hey, good job parenting, mom

[@Whatevsman27]

that poor sod

[@graham3490]

i could NOT have anticipated this conversation

[@skulldotjpeg]

"guys, guys, guys, guys--knko jeans."

[@analoren4745]

ya gotta get em

[@weneedaladder8384]

@@bigbadgammagnome so two things. One, yhe name of the brand they're spoofing is JNCO jeans, and b, the title of the video is KNKO jeans. Why would you think it's a typo?

[@fitzdettmer7699]

Twist: the guy who sleeps in his jeans is actually the guy from 50 Shades

[@leahl5007]

The worst part about those movies is they actually use kink techniques that are genuinely dangerous for you to do if you’re not well-informed. Like they use zip-ties to bind the lady. Do not use zip ties. They can cut off circulation and can potentially kill you.

[@Nevermizzinzz]

I don’t think anyone is taking tips from 50 shades.

[@leahl5007]

@@Nevermizzinzz i hope you’re right Madam Spy!

[@Autumn-Muse]

​@@NevermizzinzzThe vanilla folk who are getting their first exposure to kink might try to replicate it, which is why it's particularly dangerous.

[@sicksalt7765]

... Barold Domjeans....

[@tvenkatesh217]

No thank you

[@amandafrazier9724]

NOOOO.🤣

[@honey3762]

wasn't this book originally a twilight fanfiction?

[@Cuttlefisher]

Yup. It was called Master of the Universe. I think the original is still up somewhere.

[@normal6483]

Not only was it originally Twilight fanfiction, it's a rip-off of a much more popular Twilight fanfic. It's Twilight fanfiction fanfiction

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey you're welcome.

[@edie1707]

not only is it bad twilight fanfic, it’s OUT OF CHARACTER bad twilight fanfic. edward?? 200 year old virgin edward? who waited until marriage and cried afterward?? would never be a dom let alone even consider the butt thank you for coming to my ted talk

[@Silverwind87]

@@edie1707 Edward gets pegged.

[@marsv.1361]

i listened to this bit on the last day of my geometry class. everyone else was taking an exam and then there was me sitting in the back of the class trying not to lose my shit. that was not the first time that happened (though with various other mbmbam bits; looking at you, chicken scampi)

[@HeavyRayne]

"it's a silly little guy that gets in there" fucking killed me

[@2010Isssa]

I actually read the whole book series of the fifty shades of grey and in this scene was one of favorites because it was so fucking hilarious.

[@cryptiecreep]

LITTLE PISTOL I’m so sorry you read that. But thank you.

[@Lellowcake96]

Was the series good?

[@sashakindel3600]

At first I heard it as "dong jeans" which would...be...worse?

[@nah-nh8yg]

jean condom. jondom.

[@stepharoth]

OH GOD ME TOO

[@Romanticoutlaw]

13:00 it was so nice of Taako to make a cameo

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

Is anyone else perturbed at how good Justin did the Christian Grey narration?

[@Soupigeon]

Came down here expecting to see all kinds of Barry Bluejeans talk, and am disappointed from the lack I’ve found

[@jackosys]

its bc hes not a dom

[@nicestpancake]

@@jackosys he is the most bottom to have ever bottomed tbh... But there is one comment in here that says "Barold Domjeans" and THAT'S fuckin cursed

[@jackosys]

@@nicestpancake THANK you he gets pegged

[@nicestpancake]

@@jackosys anyone who believes he doesn't probably also thinks Merle doesn't love his kids if they're going to deny the truth that hard.

[@Duck-mn8xp]

Tf are you talking about, that man gets pegged

[@graham3490]

10:36 is when i lost my mind

[@jokelhs]

of our lord Christ Jaaaysus

[@rosesinthegard3n]

this was my first episode and i am just always so happy to hear this

[@Trystaticus]

"cuz i like to spank while I pork" made me do a spit-take

[@katnon]

I lost it at “my DJs”

[@geneva1895]

I was drinking orange juice on the school bus and when they were talking about peeing in the trough at a minor league baseball game I SPAT IT OUT

[@AntheanCeilliers]

"It's a silly little guy that gets in there," in reference to a buttplug, is the absolute best thing any human has ever said.

[@scaperstory]

This episode came out May 15th... 9 months later Justin and Sydney have a child

[@theWeaverofTales]

oh NO

[@flannelfishguy]

I just wanted you to know that i disliked your comment only because i hate that i had to read and process this information with my own mind. Thank you

[@kellkeefe1375]

hmm thats the worst thing i've ever been forced to contemplate! i dont agree! thanks! have the worst day!

[@Diana-tx2iz]

This is forbidden knowledge. We weren't supposed to know.

[@stopitpj2318]

Hi friend! I hate that i had to read this with my own two eyes! I hope the sole of your shoe falls off while you are running to catch a bus! Thanks!

[@Breezey357]

Retcon: Barry Bluejeans is a Dom who always wears jeans for sex and thats how he got the name

[@maxkurbat3919]

I’m just a little disappointed they didn’t call it a “sex-box” at the beginning of the bit

[@YCal-s9w]

I heard "dong jeans"

[@Lellowcake96]

yarden calif Well you're not completely wrong.

[@maevem316]

"I don't make love Anastasia. I pork. Hard."

[@biddyfox]

how many instances of the word "jeans" appear in the fifty shades trilogy

[@CryptP]

Jeans are mentioned exactly 172 times! Bet ur ass I downloaded the whole trilogy just to find out

[@christalcavanaugh]

@@CryptP you are wonderful

[@CryptP]

@@christalcavanaugh doing god's work

[@savemeaspoon6310]

jeans are probably talked about most and im scrolling through the comments to see if anyone's gonna say it

[@DeciduousClouds]

travis was right on with the superman thing

[@RandomPath]

Is that why Michael Scott always got his jeans dry cleaned?

[@LainCelestine]

I’m listening to this at work and I look crazy

[@crystalcandles752]

I worked at a library when this book was popular. Every older lady wanted to talk to me about what I thought of BDSM

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

how many fucking buttons could a pair of jeans HAVE

[@andrewaddison777]

This is the 2nd time I have heard Travis use a chastity cage as a sex equipment go to. I don't know why I have this information but I'll be damned if I must carry that alone.

[@Altorin]

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!

[@nerveagent1905]

WAFFLE ROBE

[@Whatlander]

ADR: Automated Denim Replacement

[@wearethebomb42]

Well darn, I thought this was going to be about the office supply store…

[@moopshcelroy]

“Jeee-zus” 10:54

[@spencercollins1427]

Are Dom jeans a thing?

[@epoillaKory]

they absolutely are not and i hate that E.L. James spread this godawful rumor

[@spencercollins1427]

Kory Neff yeah I have never seen that in the S&M seen

[@k.s.d.777]

Dom jeans seem counter-intuitive tbh

[@spencercollins1427]

Maria Daniels yeah it's hard to enjoy yourself when your partner is wearing only jeans

[@k.s.d.777]

That scratchy texture tho lmao. I can barely move around in jeans on a summer day.

[@weavery4292]

How many buttons do his jeans have???

[@crystalcandles752]

The DJs are button fly because that is what hot young guys were wearing in 2010

[@weavery4292]

@@crystalcandles752 :/ i don't like that

[@IDontKnowCorp]

does anyone know what episode the Modren Era bit started?

[@aquestionabletaryn]

Right from the beginning baybee

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@aquestionabletaryn I never knew that. That's awesome 🙂

[@weavery4292]

Are they saying dom jeans or dong jeans?

[@reidheidler5138]

Third un thuh Girffimah

[@Laylabelle97]

please watch 50 shades 2

[@similaropposites570]

Haha 69 comments wAiT

[@michaeljamessegura2518]

2:42 I mean it’s no Madden 08 but at least it’s not Madden 09.

[@ajaxlewis7664]

I have a pair of "sub shorts" it's not that weird...

[@mousearson9053]

50 Shades of Grey is talking about semen

[@Lellowcake96]

Levy McGarden Now I'm thinking of Christian singing In The Navy by The Village People. Navy referring to his Dom Jeans and the obvious reference to seamen.

[@koozkooz9724]

im the 2400'th like, cool