VHS VIEWINGZ: CORN MAN, The Eggsperience, How To Film A Video and more!

[@20000lbs_of_Cheese]

my fav genre is Bauulp immediately being vindicated

[@magmapixel8627]

"the best way to prevent drowning is to know how to swim"

[@ohnoagremlin]

if you start to drowning, just don't

[@Captain_Fiasco]

Holy shit big foot

[@chucklemaster9809]

"The Dog Knows The Coordinates" fucking killed me

[@0xR0B1N]

God, it sucks that just about every video about drowning gets it wrong. Drowning is often quiet. You're trying to prevent water from entering your lungs, not inhale more, and usually you don't have the energy to flail around and scream. I hate that these supposed water safety videos give out the worst advice.

[@tysontaggart7246]

Dang Hollywood with their loud drownings

[@zanderdevinci8198]

It's actually kinda insane how Baaulp called that the JVC video was shot in Japan literally seconds before the Tokyo shot

[@sawsily]

1:28 friends appear 4:03 eggsperience 24:03 how to make a video 39:30 water safety 47:58 the malevolent corn man 1:11:43 internet safety

[@mothelysium]

Greetings

[@bigfrog4231]

i live in ohio and i can confirm our small towns are so desolate that wendys can infact be a hangout space. last week i walked around homegoods with my friends for fun. my highschool was surrounded by cornfields. my elemenarty school taught us about corn and the phrase "knee high by 4th of july" is permenatly ingrained into my brain.

[@lort8334]

“No westerner has a birthday party with fruit!” *Stares in Mexican*

[@ryannystrom6427]

The egg campaign worked on wayne, judging by the pinhead stream

[@dishfishes]

Ok to be honest the egg vid worked im boiling an egg rn for a snack later. Edit: egg eaten it was so good

[@dovedozen]

1:05:00 corn has a weirdly high amount of carbon-13 in it, to the point that you could (if you were some kind of mad scientist) tell Americans apart from Europeans JUST by how much carbon-13 there is in their bodies, since it's apparently the less-common isotope. Americans eat. A lot of corn. If you need to avoid it for whatever reason, it can be SHOCKINGLY DIFFICULT here, which sucks, but personally I was very excited to find out I was some kind of weird corn mutant compared to people from other parts of the world. also meringue kicks ass. have you ever had pavlova??? next time your favorite fruits are in season, make or otherwise acquire pavlova and then get back to me about meringue. I'll wait

[@garlicbug]

Pavlova is AMAZING

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

fucked up thing is, european colonists really fucked themselves by monoculturing corn because of a religious rule against planting multiple types of crop in the same plot. all throughout the americas, natives used a naturally efficient form of agriculture called the three sisters - corn, beans, and squash. the corn provides a trellis for the beans to climb, the beans fix nitrogen in the soil for the corn, and the leaves of the squash shade the ground to keep it moist and prevent weeds. monocropping any of those is comically inefficient both agriculturally and nutritionally

[@Citrusautomaton]

36:52 Live grandma reaction.

[@ohnoagremlin]

both of those corn videos are like identical to old 60s & 70s agricultural shorts. corn propaganda is eternal

[@honey8731]

cropaganda

[@Memanruler]

As someone who grew up on a farm and seen pig-farming they don't even show you anything, pig barns are disgusting canals of shit and sick where every animal lives 2cms from each other all day everyday and do nothing but eat and shit. It was kinda horrifying.

[@TheEepyMagi]

And it's all hand-waved with "oh pigs love filth it's fine"

[@olivia7782]

"YEAH! AMERICA *RULES* ! WE GOT SO MUCH CORN! AND MEAT! THERE'S *NO* REPERCUSSIONS TO THIS!!!"

[@TheEepyMagi]

8:16 Sounds like he creamed his pantaloons when he thought about pancakes

[@musicni3729]

Who doesn't?

[@TheEepyMagi]

@@musicni3729 damn, you speak the truth my friend

[@mothelysium]

HEY

[@djdee6386]

That kid wore an Earthbound shirt and an Undertale shirt. Sent this tape to Game Theory!

[@lillieampurra]

22:51 brings to mind the starship troopers scene of the kids stepping on bugs

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

What a good crop of tapes this was. All it was missing was a video about farm equipment or kitchen safety to tie it all together

[@StarscreamsGirl]

said they couldn’t cook but they were cooking his ass in the hallway

[@meatshield_]

Growing up in Michigan, at least the area I was from, Wendy's is a decent part of small town midwestern childhood culture (we also have a farming supply store despite there being two farms out here), and no one was that enthusiastic about learning about corn and local food production for the 7th time in 4 years. The most fun I ever got learning about corn was going to a Jiffy plant for a school fieldtrip and getting a free box of mix to make a single cornbread muffin. There's NO WAY those kids from Ohio didn't know at least a good portion of that stuff beforehand. (I am also not immune to cropaganda, growing up with a mother who is incredibly biased towards corn and dairy who has told me that the industry "isn't that bad" and "most of them aren't like that" who hasn't been to a farm that was bought out by one of the major companies)

[@flynnawoo9799]

*insert astronaut meme* wait, it's all corn? always has been

[@zantman1000]

scorpy dissolves my anxiety like no other

[@squirrelshapedcorps]

Yes!!! So glad you uploaded the vod. I can never catch these live!

[@simrani8032]

I love how excited that kid was to tell people that corn is used for ethanol

[@mx_honey]

CROPAGANDA

[@Jordloopin]

I LOVE WATCHING CORN!!

[@ABoyNamedCharlotte]

this series makes me so happy. I went back and watched some of the earlier ones today before catching this one. it's really cool you decided to share this with us, thank you scorpy and pals

[@aziebites]

i am so excited for CORN MAN

[@ChaoWitch]

God I fucking love eggs.

[@TheEepyMagi]

Fuck eggs. I hate eggs. Fucking idiots couldn't even hatch. Dorks. Nerds.

[@pobodysnerfect9175]

"Over 100 people drown in Arizona every year! That's because they made mistakes around water." Dewey victim blaming moments.

[@badman5539]

The tape at 39:55 reminds me so much of the squirties water park episode from Clarence that I wouldn’t be surprised if that episode was based off it somehow.

[@ryoki_PH]

omg this is my perfect video. i love eggs

[@sydworlds]

oh yeah. ohios like that.

[@stabbun]

AZ GANG RISE UP WE GOT AN SRP WATER VIDEO