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[@Goldie...]

"Getting old is not for sissies" ~Bette Davis 😆😆😆👍

[@SierraBravo347]

Ain't that the TRUTH! 😆😆👍🏻

[@JStephens1960]

@@SierraBravo347 Thats what my aunt told me right before she died.

[@DebbieW1965]

That's the truth sister! 😂😅😆🤣😂😅😆🤣😁😁😁

[@Canuckmom128]

@Goldie Shaolin We quote this saying all the time, in my family. Ms. Davis was Spot On. Not only do you hurt yourself more easily, you don't recover as fast... or at all. Another True axiom: "Youth Is Wasted On The Young".

[@Goldie...]

@@Canuckmom128 Yes! One of my mothers favorite quotes of hers...another good one was "She did it the hard way"...Great epitaph!

[@owlcu]

As my father used to say - "Everyone gets old, if they're lucky".

[@ashleyst.angelo1661]

Yea but at 42 OMFG 😤 Unfortunately i have been screwed with 2 types of arthritis and degenerative bone and joint diseases and many other problems relating to them so YES Vic i feel your pain !

[@paulinehignett1202]

Ashley please don't use God's name like this

[@matthewdarnell3535]

Pauline Hignett maybe she meant oh my fucking goodness! Lol

[@primejudicator7817]

"I've fallen and I can't get up!" is a real dilemma. Brace for it.

[@markreap9465]

Lol I'm on the brink. Putting socks on now is a struggle, I can hardly reach and takes so much effort I go red faced stretching.

[@mattb9343]

For real. God almost took a position as LVN in a rest home and 80% of the problems are old people falling over. Never again.

[@radboy707]

Glad to know I'm in such good company as my body is falling apart.

[@brendamellen8472]

To those out there that are still young...DONT GROW UP..ITS A TRAP!...truth..

[@electrabloomm]

🤣🤣 He’s not lying.

[@jyf1938]

Spot on, Vic. I have the ear hair problem, had the back spasms after getting out of a Tesla 3 car. However, I will be 82 in November and still going strong.

[@amberle5928]

You are an inspiration. Wishing you many more years!

[@matthewdarnell3535]

Yea what’s up with that! Ear hair! Lmao

[@Regulus3333]

vic is a riot....needed laughs during this hell we are in

[@susanlong8978]

You are a breath of fresh air!!

[@hadesdragon]

You said it

[@MrTheHillfolk]

I don't watch the news , I watch Vic. I want comedy, I watch Vic. He's universal.

[@DebbieW1965]

My name is Debbie. I asked my 60 year old husband if he had ever set on his berries. He looked at me and said oh yes have I. That really hurts when that happens. I'm so glad that I don't have dangley things down there to have to worry about! Bawhahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@keithbuckenmeyer8659]

“sometimes when I sneeze I hear the sound of whips cracking...” That one made me spit-up my coffee through my nose!! lmfo. 😂👍

[@kellygervais3440]

I'm a care giver and I just turned 56, talking to some of my clients about getting older, I have said, move the hell over, I needed help getting out of bed this morning.... lmao....

[@laurar7748]

Omg I'm on my lunch break and I shot my sandwich out of my mouth when I laughed . Funny

[@lorispithaler5929]

Never consume liquids/solids while watching Vic lol

[@MarkMcNeel13]

Lori Spithaler 😂😂😂

[@ursamagickmt672]

What kind of sandwich was it?

[@0bob0cya]

Vic, get a bidet style toilet from the fruits of your labor. Makes life easier.

[@jamesboswell530]

That or do what I do, stand and wipe.

[@rpwbass]

@@jamesboswell530 Some people have balance issues. A bidet is a good option.

[@jacobblestone]

Ordering mine this week.

[@mediocritysmaze3731]

Great advice up 👍

[@90w30n]

We ladies have don't have to worry about sitting down, pretty much everything is on the inside. ;) As far as your knees, take Dona. I started taking it at 60 and am now 71 and have no knee or joint problems. In Vic-speak, stay with me now. ;) I'm not some old lady looking for "miracle" cures, promise. :) My boyfriend finally takes it and he's amazed. It's chondroitin but made differently. Originally made in Europe, where you have to have a prescription. You can get it from Amazon or one of the chains. It takes 3 or 4 weeks to start working, so don't give up. You can get more info at wynnpharm.com/dona-faq

[@philskibinski3807]

This was so real I pissed myself and it felt good. Hair everywhere is so true at any age over 50 . Stand up and wipe your ass it works so much easier and you don’t cramp. Sitting on the nutsack is do true for me. Best thing is to lie on couch sideways then sit-up. It works and is less painfully. Vic you ever hurt yourself taking a step. It’s no joke. You are great. Thanks for making a person who had a heart attack and stroke about 1year ago. I need to laugh. Life is too short.

[@jimmythebold589]

i've always stood. it just makes more sense.

[@thevoice464]

God bless u my friend

[@stevewisniewski5860]

Mr. D., I appreciate your humor. My father is 84 and I’m sending him for the first time this particular act. He is a Marine and proud and focused and forward and true and polite and calm. There were two ways with him, it was his way or his way. He agreed for me to send it to him because he doesn’t swear but he still puts the fear Of God in me when necessary. I thought it would be hilarious for him to brighten his spirits to listen to you. Thanks for what you do.

[@ericgrundler6605]

Im 49 years old and what vic spoke was the complete truth

[@TheNerdGod76]

Talk that Talk. 😂😂😂 I am 43 now and the Decay already started. 😂

[@stevenbingham3061]

The constitution starts with the phrase "We The People". I suggest we amend it and put at the end what Vic finished with when he said "We Are All We Got"! Who's with me???

[@ninaboosexy]

CMB! (a line from New Jack City movie) , lol my son and I say we all we got

[@ralphs5306]

Just turned 63 this past Sunday (12th). Vic you are spot on my friend!!. I'm starting to feel the effects already. So keep kicking ass!!. Love what you are doing and saying. If you ever decide to run for President of the United States,you got my back and my vote

[@samlight388]

You go Vic you're the best keep doing what you're doing and no one can stop you now

[@upta-q.a.m.p343]

This was a nice message. At 56 haven't sat on my sack yet. However have dipped into toilet water 1 or 2 times. Lol

[@T.v.d.V]

Those toilets are sooooo strange for europeans

[@andrewcameron7357]

The old sharticles in the scrote hairs routine. Been there. Never gets any less uncomfortable when that happens.

[@ScottSmith-mw6lo]

Lol try shimming the seat up an inch or so

[@matthewdarnell3535]

Andrew Cameron trim the hair! I’m a CNA trust me it makes everything easier to clean!

[@rpwbass]

Considering the current state of things, if I can get one laugh in every day then I can cope. Thank you for laugh #103, Vic. Appreciate you, brother.

[@Pete_R63]

Right there with you! I was at work, trying to pinch a quick loaf before a meeting and not wanting to be late, I was straining so hard I think I got a mild hernia. Not a complete tear but maybe just a weakening in the area. The part that ticks me off is that NOBODY TELLS YOU ABOUT ALL THIS! Did my dad ever warn me? NO! Never passed those pearls of wisdom down to his son.

[@happyg.444]

It always happens when you are in a hurry to be somewhere. lol

[@Poloco65]

Yea pinching a loaf now is like a full time job

[@sd3falco]

My grandfather had a sense of humor right until the end. I remember at around 98 years old he was clenching and un-clenching his hands and he said, "It's like rigor-mortise is setting in." I guess that was some sort of warning.

[@Pete_R63]

@@sd3falco Nice that he had such a long life. My dad was just shy of 91. Sadly, his last years were filled with dementia, going deaf and legally blind. Quality of life was gone.

[@ifarghaly]

Hilarious 😂😂😂. My dad started waxing his nose and ears every two weeks when he gets his hair cut.

[@jlcollins7673]

Tell him to be careful!! Hair follicles in your nose...if one gets infected from waxing....or any bacteria gets in....😢 it is directly connected to your brain. It can get ugly really quick!!

[@JimmyOgilvie52]

@A T. It is!! lol

[@leavemyhandlealone321]

😂🤣 you and my morning coffee completes my day☕ Omg, your nuts! No, not those...

[@ashleyst.angelo1661]

Getting old absolutely sucks ! I pulled a muscle in my ass letting go of a duce ! At only 42 my body is a train wreck where life is learning how to live in a different position from now on ! I feel your pain Vic

[@jeromeduffy9270]

That's why today I see a strapping Buck grab load of heavy shit. Picking it up completely wrong. I cringe. It hits you at 55. Dont be a tough guy. Watch the back.

[@jimmysmith3135]

Does that happen when you pinch a loaf to ?

[@markhewitt4307]

Lol..a deuce

[@ashleyst.angelo1661]

That happened while pinching a loaf ! 😥 Hey SHIT happens...😂

[@LisaMBello]

You look great for almost 60 Vic! Hilarious and truthful as usual!

[@gmaneis]

Hilarious again, Vic, and I love your parting message. it's vital these days. Thanks.

[@jordanacohen9555]

This is so funny, you had me crying!

[@ChrisAlvarezAlvarezImaging]

We're apparently the same age Vic. All I can say is, first thing ya do after lifting weights (i.e. lifting our fat asses out of the bed in the morning) is to do some stretches. it helps brother.

[@petepeter1857]

Very true! I'm 64, stretching every day my whole life

[@thethegreenmachine]

Even before caffeine?

[@ChrisAlvarezAlvarezImaging]

@@thethegreenmachine I'm not actually a coffee drinker as crazy as that sounds :)

[@xpscalgary]

“When I sneeze, it sounds like a whip cracking” 😂

[@paulpayne9291]

STOP! STOP! just STOP!!!! I can't take it anymore!!! Lol!!! I'm crying over here!!!

[@reneaponte7449]

Do not regret growing older ... It is a privilege many are denied...

[@GratefulZen]

“Mummied up my hand...”😂

[@jclean5323]

Lmao yo no matter what im going thru, 30 seconds of vic going in, changes everything for me 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙏🏾

[@leeconverse9393]

I’m 61. I was hysterical laughing at this. So true.

[@darci1410]

I dont think I have ever laughed so hard

[@eloisapompa5048]

OMG! I laughed so hard I was dying. Tears from laughing so hard. Thank you I needed that.

[@joyceward5477]

I don't know when I have laughed so hard. Every day there is a new indignity. You are a kindhearted man.

[@Skip260]

Make note to self... Do NOT drink anything while listening to Vic! It usually ends up on my computer screen.

[@tjenkins101]

You sir, are the perfect balance of 'tough guy' and heartwarming. Your bits (and spits) make my days a little brighter - especially since you're down to earth and represent hard working/kind hearted folks of the world. Kudos Vic - and thank you for message at the end.

[@lanceladue2818]

Amen Vic..I'm 54 and I totally agree....God Bless...

[@lashonelaw9559]

You are so right 😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣 Aches and pains spasms every where🤣🤣🤣 I adore you!!!!

[@brendamellen8472]

Lmao!! I think you are the only one who talks about this real life shit.Lovin it!!!

[@lynettemiller7912]

He said "the bomb bay doors" ... his euphemisms are EPIC!

[@javamanV3]

I turned 60 so long ago I can't even remember it. And the new stuff to learn about just keeps coming, until it doesn't. Hang in there Vic! Great comedy!

[@christinaesther17]

I’m the youngest in the fam at 47, incredibly hard for me to watch my dad age, he’s the one who always are restless, taught me so much, fixing things, fishing, even sent me in narrowest troughs to shovel up all dirt to build a porch, asked nicely ofc! But now, it’s so hard to watch him struggle to walk, barely can’t get up, every bones and muscles hurts. His mind is so young, yearns to do so much but it’s his body that’s stopping him. Breaks my heart every time. We are so close always doing a lot of things physically. Oldest siblings are used to it cuz they are already at the age of difficulty. I always look up and beg, make him young. But your message is wonderful that I got to remind myself, yup stuff sucks down to the nuts but enjoy the journey, it always changes but enjoy it instead. Thank u Vic! I needed to hear that .

[@raajeweler6569]

63 and Counting. I don't know if your open to Holistic Organic lifestyles but I think you would benefit on Dr. Wallick. He's on Y_TUBE also take advantage of your Devine Feminine Powers.....SENDING HEALING FORGIVENESS LOVE ABUNDANCE PROSPERITY =PEACE PEACE POWER 2020

[@TommyG11814]

Rite on Vic I'm turning 59 soon and I hear you loud n clear.

[@aprilsigns4175]

Vic, can’t say it enough! You are a GEM!!! I’m a local entertainer ( Jersey Shore ) started in the Poconos. My parents were renowned jazz musicians . I’ve seen many many many comics through the years great and not so great. You, my friend, are WAY UP THERE!!! Keep up the fine work. ( It’s an art that’s always evolving ).

[@nicolagio1977]

Nothing like crying and laughing at the same time-- the end got me hahaha-- thanks for this message -much needed..

[@JimmyOgilvie52]

Welcome to da club, Vic!! Wait til you reach 70! It's a blast!

[@justinpg3414]

I love this dude. He’s so good.

[@stj971]

Laughed so hard I was crying! Well said Vic!

[@markmuzer9695]

I couldn’t breathe for like 9 seconds, hilarious.

[@joberpup]

Thank you Vic! You make me miss my family in NY. You’re so much like my uncle.

[@theblackrabbit2626]

I LOVE your getting old clips Vic. Crying with laughter yet I feel your pain. From Scotland.

[@ralphmontoya3294]

Right behind you at 52 I understand now. How right you are. G-D Bless you and your family. You are a true American.

[@xXSKAVENXx]

VIC!!!!! HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY GOD MAN I CANT BREATH!!!!!!

[@Baci1603]

Love ya Vic, one in a million, God bless you.

[@J4w4un]

4:22 “ I fall back into the chair and BANG!” *KZbin Ad begins to play*

[@mannyradzky493]

Love you....from 🇨🇦 Canada. I’m 63, I can totally relate. Keep it up....the jokes that is. Cause that’s the other thing that starts to fail. Dreading the day I will need to walk around in Depends!!!!!!

[@PackFan-tv5pj]

From a fellow Italian-American - good advice Vic! Thanks for the laughs, and also reminding us on what's important in the long run. Be good to one-another.

[@robertradcliff3254]

Holy shit , Vic , you are frickin hilarious . 😂🤣😂🤣 I'm 51 years old and every joint in my body pops and sometimes it hurts kind of bad .

[@thomasmann3804]

So true. I just turned 65. So It was a nice day, I decided to take my motorcycle out for about a 2 hour ride but today, I'm rethinking that whole thing.

[@elaineperry5926]

You are absolutely right, nothing works like it used to when you get older, Im there too!!

[@denisepancurak4541]

Vic you seriously crack me up. I grew up with a Jersey father and can relate to you. I’m sorry to hear about your accident. We’re all getting older and it’s obvious the body slows down. You’re doing a great job; thanks for making us all laugh during this crazy time in history.🤙

[@ruger12pk]

Thank you Vic...you make many of my days better brother

[@ginaf2103]

I'll be 65 this year yikes it's scary!🤣🤣 You're so right Vic. I miss when my life used to be effortless.💛

[@cesarino72]

Had to put my coffee down so I didn't spill it I laughed so hard|!! Thanks Vic and thanks for the final words in the video. BRILLIANT!!

[@rugerboy58]

AMEN Brother! Been there done that on everything you mentioned! Will be 62 in 9 days. Love your videos! Stay healthy!

[@russellnewton6660]

I’m 60 next, I’m getting what vic is saying lol. I liked the message at the end, we need to learn to be kind to each other again, too much anger and life is far too short for that.

[@LDOPAdecarboxylase]

“My nose hairs grow so fast that sometimes when I sneeze it makes the sound of a whip cracking” Im dead

[@dmproductions1990]

I am crying....love it.

[@tjkashatus6004]

LMFAO...it sucks getting old Vic😂😂😂

[@HighRidgeHandyman]

Ballerina 😂😂😂 you’re nuts cuz

[@thatdude169]

Saw him last night live at Blue claws stadium in Lakewood NJ. Incredible night ill never forget

[@MrBaskins2010]

Lol big Vic you always know how to brighten my day

[@johnfautanu]

Forget the getting older story the man is just hilarious 😂keep it coming 👍

[@Tonithenightowl]

We're 67 and 68 ....we say the same things which made this video twice as funny. It's a humbling experience getting older. You realize your limitations. You see your body betraying you. That's why we had freaking KIDS to take up the slack lol It's PAYBACK time. Seriously, my two kids ( both in their 40's) have been wonderful. They are there for us. I guess we did something right. Thanks Vic Loved it !!!

[@MrKgbronx12]

Old? Ha! I don't remember what I went upstairs for. I have to go back down stairs and sit in the same spot to remember WTF I went upstairs for! Damn!

[@loricrockett-owens5117]

Wiping the bombay doors. LMFAO

[@jackrimbaud3826]

Vic, you are the best, no doubt!!

[@TheTimeForChange44]

You look good for sixty, Vic. Also, at least the upstairs is still sharp, in more ways than one! Thanks for making my day!

[@clausbohm9807]

I'm busting at the seams with laughter!

[@daveynonose]

Absolutley fucking cried with laughter at this video of Vics narrative hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahha

[@SamWard_linux]

Oh my goodness. That's the best I've seen in a while. Thank you sir for making me laugh till I cried. But I'm 55 and so I have A HANDKERCHIEF!

[@csbl63able]

I am 57. I hear ya. You crack me up.

[@shirleylake7738]

You are so funny and precise in describing getting old.

[@juanmaldonado5541]

Yoga and a TOW TRUCK is the answer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jefferson196]

Best message Ive heard in a long while...Thanks Vic....

[@gregnichols2721]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Vic!!! You crazy bastard!!!! You're too fucking funny!!!!! I laughed so hard my goddamn sides hurt!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kimvance9187]

Vic you are so special, funny too, but also just a good soul!

[@drivesecure2476]

Wow I needed this today so funny LMAO great job Vic

[@wavestridechariot8062]

I wholeheartedly agree and what's more is how great it was to hear a reference to George Burns; great comedian, such as yourself, and it really comes full circle when you really empathize with the greatest hit song of his career "I Wish I Was 18 Again." Now I wanna watch me some Burns and Allen again.

[@lesleyhubble2976]

This is killing me laughing 😂 your arms get shorter as you get older and your arse is further away. I’ve had a bad back and had trouble reaching there 😂

[@debbz575]

Do not eat or think you can drink while enjoying Vic! Lol

[@jjb8456]

Deff quite diff with not seeing u in a car lol keep doing what u do.u simply do the BEST

[@treed8339]

Oh hell Vic ur totally awesome!!! 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯😍😍😍😍

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

I’m 70 and my back is so stiff I can barely reach my bottom.And I don’t dare get into the tub because no way can I get out! Love ya, Vic!

[@sjd5750]

My grandma would say, "Steve, don't get old."...I used to think, "To hell with that!..I'm getting old!"..Sorry, grandma!

[@sfgoncalves]

Been there, felt that pain.