I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

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[@aimaryuman]

Que bueno que más creadores hagan sus canales bilingües

[@barcotote8319]

la traduccion es horrible

[@andresfelipegarciapedreros3410]

pagenle a locutores por favor, eso esta terrible

[@dvlprlat]

It's awful.

[@kermitelmuppetancio]

I didn’t know there was an option to change the audio! That’s amazing, thanks a lot ✨

[@theiveyed8677]

"Is this like an anti Establishment thing?" Little did that cop know he was staring in the face of a criminal master mind.

[@MartintheTinman]

Little does all cops know

[@elixirnunchux6225]

TheIVEyed **police

[@mlw237]

👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

[@themindset4164]

That shit actually made me laugh.

[@Todsor]

This reminds me one of the longest English word: "Antidisestablishmentarianism"

[@sloideh]

Medieval soldiers who got their heads cut off are watching this in the afterlife like "oi' bruv this is unfair innit"

[@cerridianempire1653]

thy cannoth recieve such bullshith

[@bilo9062]

Thy thinketh this is suchetg bull.

[@paperbag0018]

I imagine them being like: Heck yeah break those stupid laws and just cheering him on in their afterlife

[@kabal6331]

I’m British and I can confirm that nobody in this country says ‘oi bruv innit’ it’s a myth.

[@julisity6640]

quite roight mate

[@elijahbuettel5107]

*Goes in for a job interview and they see his extensive criminal record*

[@bamboozled4]

🤣🤣🤣 dude this comment is way underrated

[@boltowl625]

Suspiciously walking around in public with the fish.

[@GATOtyger]

Then they hire him because it was a Laws Tester Job.

[@NuhUh......]

@@boltowl625 knocking on a door and running away

[@runawaygemm5397]

“Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?”

[@ComicalWhispers]

i really liked the “is this an anti-establishment thing” like the genuine confusion that cop felt like he was really missing something thinking in his head like “is this how the kids protest nowadays?”

[@patrykochmanski6156]

No, of course not. They adhere to much more productive strategies such as gluing themselves to something.

[@freya9056]

He was technically correct though, as the law is the establishment and this video was about breaking laws

[@candyclouds5171]

Lmfaooo

[@TiagoCavalcanti-ji6hu]

Right?!

[@guaranteedtopwn]

The best part is it's a 100% correct assumption on his part, because it is!

[@yusufnoorudeen5011]

The fact that a police officer looked at him while he knocked on the prime minister's door and leave is just hilarious

[@aiosquadron]

"Oi' Mate that's illegal"

[@ilasilas3261]

@purplerains I think it was exactly that. The camera seemed to be positioned where they normally go for news stories, and I assume he was meant to be a reporter so they allowed him them through like that. Probably weren't expecting him to knock and run instead though.

[@glenkelly6117]

@@ilasilas3261 it most likely wasn’t 10 Downing Street. There is an almost identical door on a near by street

[@untruelie2640]

They certainly had a permission to film there. You can't just walk into Downing Street, there is a fence blocking the entrance.

[@paragon4770]

@@aiosquadron "you've got a license for knocking on that door?"

[@helenarole589]

“What are you in for?” “I handled a salmon suspiciously.”

[@Chazza_1201]

😂😂😂 this comment should be at the top

[@despxir7897]

Prison Mate: *(backs up)*

[@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476]

Prison mate: GUARDDDDDDDDD

[@imthekels6345]

(The third prisoner: i gambled in a libary)

[@brnhmorrhage]

"Police! Is that fucking fish jenga?"

[@shooby9496]

Shout-out to the man who actually sat down with him and played blackjack in the middle of a library aisle.

[@xleage]

This guy just servedon't 3 months in jail for this

[@infeksiketawa]

Man of the year

[@arcsoned1112]

He is now serving his 6 year sentence in jail

[@simonolsson9706]

Yes thats relly gangster

[@warrior2874]

Yeah that was very funny🤣🤣

[@alex_Skye]

“He’s checking to see if his car is locked.. that’s how fucking creepy I look” GOT ME LAUGHING ALREADY

[@jacobgoodstone7572]

Who knew a man with a fish could be so unsettling

[@maxwellquipey1]

You don't see that everyday

[@Im_AFK_Btw]

I like how he doesnt tell them the reason he's wearing armor, like he's actually scared they're going to cut his head off.

[@teamofwinter8128]

LMFAAAO, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIS WAY

[@lobsters12111]

@@andrewhrusovsky9426 I would argue that he could show this video as the kids thing he was recording

[@xxportalxx.]

Yeaaah that was a bummer, I feel like he went with that more so to not cause unnecessary conflict rather than out of fear of decapitation tho haha

[@andrewhrusovsky9426]

@@lobsters12111 yeah but it's not labeled for kids, either way you slice it, still a felony. Is in the states at least, and I'm sure that it's not just a law here

[@ChaseddiHondo]

The chances of being decapitated for wearing armor is small, but never zero

[@maybenotyt8353]

Her: I like bad boys This dude: *carries salmon suspiciously*

[@thesmellofpizza]

MaybeNot Yt i can’t stop laughing at this my gosh

[@maybenotyt8353]

Jaco 😂😂

[@anonymousshitposter1743]

Funniest joke ever!!!

[@eliezerrabbinowitz4180]

@@TheInternationalBlackLipPlate lol, he would've gotten arrested before he could've finished the sentence.

[@1985_Honda_CRX_Si]

@Jared Sylvester laughs in sam'o'nella

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

When you walked with salmon, i could almost see "!" on the heads of pedestrians

[@ShawnBuckingham]

Haha, great comment.

[@masahirosakurai3733]

Payday lol

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

@@masahirosakurai3733 i actually meant Metal Gear Solid, but yeah...

[@CharllotteKatakuri]

Then you jump on them and hide them in streets

[@jangounchained5279]

More like it a "?" Mark was there !! Hahahaha

[@colson3773]

“Do you think this is a suspicious fish? ” “Oh definitely” 😂😂😂

[@kaito7132]

Sus 😳

[@TempAccount-u2z]

Best salesman ever

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

"Ladies and Gentleman did I see a man walking past with a fish?" Over a megaphone is probably about the most chaotic and funny thing I'll ever witness

[@vickymoreira1260]

*POINTLESS*

[@mamagoosey]

Said the pencil as it wept, mourning for its lost tip-

[@dOVERanalyst]

Why is this so uncommon?

[@skyisgreen1839]

More usual to walk your fish with a leash

[@anonanon-rc7ib]

"Pointless..." why was he so rude. Doesn't harm anyone

[@Lorelaeyn]

Him whispering ”We don’t have to play for money - I’ve got a sashimi-grade fish” in the library had me dead.

[@savyluwiii]

And he said it in a serious tone

[@sollyoutube_19]

Same😂

[@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097]

Sashimi grade fish is in fact very expensive - I wouldn't be surprised if the fish he was carrying was worth more than 100 pounds. So, I'd say it was a real wager, if he'd lost the fish.

[@savyluwiii]

Sashimi you say? Hmmm sus

[@bogwife7942]

hes been walking all over london with it, if it was sashimi grade it isnt anymore

[@miaouew]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I see a man walking past with a fish. Pointless." THAT'S SO BRITISH

[@Chinawanka]

I mean no

[@jp9707]

@@Chinawanka I see your no, and I counter with a yes

[@OswaldM_14]

@@jp9707 I see your yes, and I double-counter with a maybe so

[@lattecreamsoda]

@9tn9ty 5 I see your definitely and double-counter with an absolutely not

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

deep-fried frog

[@notevensara]

-How did you end up in prison? -_I handled a salmon suspiciously_ -_OMG GET AWAY FROM ME_

[@ValensBellator]

Lol I imagine the “no sockless people within 100 yards of the Queen” bit was just a roundabout way of saying “no poor or beggars” without actually saying it 😂

[@MrXiaoqiao]

Never thought of it like that! Rich and powerful people have always been pretty great at being classist/racist/sexist/etc without actually saying what they mean.

[@chinnywanders]

True. Because back then only the aristocrats can afford socks.

[@lauralishes1]

Exactly

[@lauralishes1]

Exactly

[@14dhat16]

Good catch!

[@NotBadJefferBoat]

"It doesn't look suspicious but it looks interesting." -local British man

[@smokeyquartz7]

sums us up quite well

[@supernova582]

@Patrick O perhaps your supposed to put sunglasses on the fish to make it a suspicious fish

[@gracepolwart4053]

Just the usual

[@mariangelab9755]

But is this the reason that in english, if you see something suspicious you say that it looks fishy?

[@smokeyquartz7]

@@mariangelab9755 i think you're onto something🤔

[@littlefishiesinthese]

_”I’ll try harder to be more suspicious”_ * starts running *

[@daysktch7000]

I robbed a bank =)

[@cubanpete2230]

or be black

[@vikingraven4758]

+Raul W. Get out of here. Racebaiting shithole.

[@salty7535]

@@vikingraven4758 Ikr. Foolish

[@TarnTarn-zv6cp]

Inside the wall at York I heard it's legal to kill a Welshman with a bow and arrow. ....well that was my excuse.

[@chickennugents4738]

I like how the cop was just standing there after knocking the door 🤣

[@ShuviTupya]

How things have changed in London in such a short time. You cant get anywhere near that door now.

[@C.C.369]

*"HE DID WHAT???"* "HE WAS WEARING *A DOUBLE RUFF!!!"* *"OUTRAGEOUS!!! WE HAVE TO WRITE A LAW AGAINST THAT!"*

[@calebclark1821]

The current monarch of that time after seeing a shitty double ruff.

[@MrCh0o]

I can see it as a law to nip a ruff arms race in the bud. So that people of higher social standing didn't have to go for triple ruffs just to one up some merchant

[@namanaggarwal1957]

I read it in an accent of an angry british government official

[@josephstevens5489]

That's rough. That's double rough.

[@darrenhatfield4578]

@@namanaggarwal1957 Well done... That was pretty much the point of the comment. Have a Blue Peter badge 😂

[@savantpeen1567]

If he was in the medieval ages. He would be the most wanted man

[@adeelqadir6517]

bounty: 90000 million coins

[@adeelqadir6517]

Or whatever the currency was at the midievals

[@kingcartierjs7022]

El Chapo 2.0 but instead this is before El Chapo was even born

[@adeelqadir6517]

@@kingcartierjs7022 i agree

[@lightstorm3256]

But... the medieval ages ended in 16th century. Those laws weren't even made up then :D.

[@_wowzaimshook_9368]

1:27 Guy with megaphone: There is a man walking around with fish Guy with fish: *+5 suspicion points*

[@Communist-Doge]

Microphone? A megaphone, mate. :)

[@marce4241]

megaphone = atleast +50 suspicion, just jump in a haybale.

[@yajairanoriega3219]

Suspicion level: 100

[@swocks4085]

What game is this a reference to

[@marce4241]

@@swocks4085 runescape

[@VICE]

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[@ZapataE]

Such cutting edge journalism…. I’m surprised Vice News is going bankrupt 😂🤣

[@Macrotrophy-mq3wh]

LOL

[@blagoevski336]

​@@ZapataEcringe

[@koenigkorczak]

guy: *shakes a rug and wears an outrageous double ruff policeman: "is that like an anti-establishment thing?"

[@bobthebuilder1360]

He knowsss

[@breakmystupidniconicokneec3353]

The police man has hind sight 😮

[@tanyano9]

Did the policeman have an issue with you filming...?

[@sandrajones8245]

That copper knows his shit!

[@zForce4]

Antidestablishmentaranism

[@trapadvisor]

Dude imagine just minding your business in the library and a man reeking of fish comes in just to play a game of blackjack real quick. Comedy gold

[@slipknot.2211]

dreams be like:

[@Wertsir]

@@slipknot.2211 I too dream of beautiful fishermen in libraries, brudder.

[@robertpaulson8790]

Where else do you go to play blackjack? Casino won't let you in smelling like that.

[@JuniorFanCirca1989]

Roe Games

[@banzai0905]

Very suspicious indeed

[@noflockin8519]

Inmate: “Whatchu in for?” Him: I held a salmon in public

[@bombah5045]

*inmate cowers away in fear after hearing he has committed such a heinous crime*

[@cashtonb5705]

Shh

[@henryphilippeaux3566]

Well sometimes you can get in trouble for holding your "salmon" in public

[@random..2803]

Inmates:what a brave man

[@jayripley2948]

Inmate: suspiciously? Him: yeah Inmate: you monster!

[@PwopYT3811]

*Someone is walking by street with a giant salmon* A random British man: "It doesn't look suspicious"

[@kayleighjohnstone7917]

Honestly there's so much weird crap in central London it's normal to us now 😂

[@dOVERanalyst]

Why would it?

[@williambarraclough8712]

Of course not in my town (doncaster) ppl are always carrying salmon

[@aleksababic3730]

Bri'ish *

[@KristinaVukovic1]

@@aleksababic3730 ? thats not funny

[@malterichter6821]

For what are ya here in jail? I was lookin suspicious with a salmon. Huh, pretty tough.

[@garlic3961]

Lmao😂

[@ThemChosenGamers]

Me too man

[@annemariefleming]

And in some US states, you can't push a bear out of a helicopter......

[@justamanofculture12]

Prisoners stands and Sit away from you.

[@Anthony_Marquis]

"How tough am I? I'll have you know I stubbed my toe today, and cried for only 27 minutes."

[@awaisn]

This guy has the face for playing a mastermind criminal role in a movie.

[@germsspices]

He looks like a Malfoy

[@awaisn]

@@germsspices he really does :D

[@LetsShareOurTears]

He looks like Ramsey

[@karla3153]

@@germsspices heh

[@prabhasvedagiri9338]

Could be Grindelwald

[@DB-lz7hp]

In Germany there are also laws such as: If there is a non-consensual pillow fight, the blow can count as a weapon. A self-defense reaction can then take place in full force. At the same time, a robber can sue you for damages if he is injured by a trap while breaking into your apartment - Kevin would be punished harshly under German law.

[@jamesallen8287]

So you can defend yourself if someone hits you with a pillow but can't defend yourself if someone breaks into your house

[@stanley3385]

In Denmark here: if the channel between Denmark and Sweden was to freeze over, and a Sweed was to walk over the ice, we are permitted to stop them by hitting them with a stick or simliar blunt weapon until they stop and walk back.

[@christrickett3291]

In Denmark there is a law that says if a prisoner tries to escape from prison and they are caught in the act, they must be taken back inside. Nice touch, that :D

[@juliabjureus5450]

You guys still scarred from 1658? ;-)

[@germsspices]

I can tell you guys take your laws very seriously.

[@sventveske]

In 1658 the world had an minor ice time. In that the sweeds cross the sea to attack Denmark.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

Haha😂😂😂

[@kittara8]

"not suspicious, it looks very interesting" 😂😂 so cute how curious he was

[@Evannnnnnnn2]

Alternative title: confusing as many British cops as possible

[@foxtrot570]

Cop 1: "Do you know something about... this" Cop 2: "I think I've read about it. All I can say it's something historical" Cop 1: "Something bad?" Cop 2: "Can't remember. But by the look of it... definetly not."

[@danieloliveira9815]

Bri'ish cops*

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

@@Bee-id4kp HE SAID WE BRI'ISH TODAY

[@icel8828]

Quick note. I’m not British but I do know a decent amount of British English So. A cop in the UK isn’t a policeman. It’s a specific type of criminal A very.... handsy criminal

[@Bee-id4kp]

@@icel8828 no it’s still a policeman we have multiple names Cops Pigs Feds Popo Probably more depending on where you are

[@hmbgabey7766]

The real question is how many people were handling salmon suspiciously where they found it necessary to make a law.

[@grimmer54]

That was exactly my thought, this one feels really specific, just imagine the context, one guy doing something really messed up with a "suspicious fish" in his arms.

[@grimmer54]

@@andreirobu281 ah yes, that have a lot is sense, I am gonna check that info, thx dude.

[@_tertle3892]

Bobis Vajine I know is a Skyrim reface but since it’s England by order of the earl

[@JustSleepyK]

At least 3 1/2 people

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

Andrei Robu still an odd law

[@abieyuwa6226]

Inmate: What are you in for? Me: holding a salmon suspiciously.

[@jazzyangelflower3344]

*Inmate schooches away as fast as possible*

[@jafeth8229]

Inmate from other side of the cell tilts his head up: "That's nothing, I was wearing no socks 100 yards from the queen"

[@sageseeker9197]

I shook a dirty rug. Beat that.

[@harrowingseer]

I wore a double ruff!

[@jimboslim8379]

Inmate: What are you in for? Some british guy: having a plastic knife without a licence

[@rasmus1600]

In Denmark there's an old law that says that if the strait Øresund freeses over and swedish people walk over to ice to Denmark, we're legally allowed to beat them with a stick. However other laws have negated that law today.

[@fluxasyt]

This guy is officially the most wanted person in UK

[@dresseur2capocabo850]

It sad to not explain where are coming from this laws and to just be stupid and to explain nothing , its really not interessant ... it stupid , its made for stupid people ...more dumb than the laws u can not understand ....

[@slumpsenju7849]

@@dresseur2capocabo850 Shashumga

[@yyosyrup152]

Nahhhh

[@excitedcat9517]

Are…are we complacent to this? Are we now considered accomplices!? Oooooohhhhh nooooooo….

[@prayunceasingly2029]

Now he has to not social distance, not wear a mask and eat in a restaurant without a vax passport.

[@philip.stigaard]

Guy shakes rug after 8 am, wearing a outrageous double ruff and being sockless within 100 yards of the queen. Policeman: So you have chosen death.

[@CelineCatalina98]

*unloads clip in face*

[@diamondsam]

No no the choice of death was for entering parliament with armour on.

[@UncleBen-s]

Underrated man yo wtf lol

[@arturos.l.2248]

He just asked him to leave

[@oryctolaguscuniculus6266]

Nobody: *holds a salmon suspiciously* Police: Bloody hell mate.

[@marquisgomez9390]

Im dead lmaoooooo

[@pongsatonrattanapriyanuch7331]

I can hear the accent

[@alexh1131]

I hear it in girding Ramsay’s voice Gordon* dumb autocorrect

[@averywow]

@BRADMASTER woosh

[@lurongc2169]

BRADMASTER the only thing that is cancerous here is your comment

[@007spudman]

I like how the number 10 downing Street guard just looked as if it was nothing.

[@zubintrivedi7105]

3:14 all fun and games until the guard takes his sword out saying "finally been waiting for this my whole life never thought this would actually happen"

[@SkaterBlades]

Everyone gangsta till you're carted off to helgen

[@robynryan7473]

Or..my descendants never had the opportunity and finally I have my moment I will not fail my ancestors. Wait a minute, Crap, my swords dole!

[@rebeccaclark2614]

but like ... if he wanted to, he actually could ... that's crazy!

[@sandesh01]

🤣🤣🤣

[@AdmiringObserverR]

too plausible lol

[@channel_no_longer_active]

He was later sent to a jail in Australia.

[@raynaldo529]

Do people actually get tricked by your username?

[@pineapplepizzadrip7587]

@@raynaldo529 ya somethimes

[@A_couple_of_cakepies]

Y’a by mine too sometimes lmao

[@someoneontheinternet7027]

You are everywhere bruh

[@thestanley2692]

@@someoneontheinternet7027 *they* are everywhere

[@hyeyyul5944]

"I love bad boys" I broke a law "Really? What did you do?" I shook a dirty rug in public after 8 am

[@fisken1]

And handled a salmon suspiciously

[@N3PTUNE8008]

“Damn..that’s hot- you are so naughty!”

[@Justme-jp8ih]

*Without wearing socks.*

[@KnarfStein]

"… Is that supposed to be a sexual euphemism?"

[@Fiberglass_Insulation]

Sock-less

[@BladeCross]

The last cop reaction where saw a man knocks the door then ran away is precious 😂

[@masterdunx]

The policeman letting him knock on the PM's door and run away strikes me as very British humour.

[@annawhistles]

Hahahahahaha yes that's pretty hilarious

[@spankthemonkey3437]

Playing Bennie hill music

[@Shuker8964]

“Oh finally something funny today”

[@hitrapperandartistdababy]

@@goldcakes as long as he isnt wearing an outrageous double ruff I think he’ll be alright

[@manishbaj]

I think the policeman knew he was filming, probably even saw the camera crew.

[@circuszero4435]

That guy who gambled in the library with a total stranger stinking if fish is a legend

[@cheemsg.i.7130]

😂

[@goofygoofy6098]

That guy belongs to a former British colony

[@mtftaskforce3311]

Wtf The Fish Is Stinking And It's Also A Legend? *What A Great And Weird Fish* I Think You Meant: "Thinking If Fish Is A Law" Or Maybe You're Talking About Something Else Idk

[@rafiazhar6279]

@@mtftaskforce3311 i think they mistyped “stinking of fish”

[@owynpakkala2834]

*Nobody can break over 10 laws in a day and not get caught* this guy: Hold my salmon

[@thoseyoutubekids8120]

😂

[@neuktrelgamer7584]

I can’t breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

[@loremipsumdolorsitamet9542]

Wanted to upvote but 666likes

[@nebulaburstplayz5375]

zbigniew pączek 😂

[@josephstalin9491]

Hold ur unoriginal comment

[@mimzywimzy790]

2:33 “I was gambolling in a library.” - Guy who gambolled in a library.

[@potatoson5138]

“Welcome to the Salty Spatoon how tough are you” “I suspiciously handled a salmon in England” “Right this way sir”

[@guyfierieprotectorofthesau6089]

YOU DID FUCKING FISH JENGA

[@KableTdi]

i swear i was waiting/looking for this comment haha

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Nice

[@hikid6990]

You have to have muscles on your muscles

[@koala83r72]

Officer - "Is this an anti-establishment kind of thing?" Nailed it.

[@refsmithy]

I was more interested by the fact that an armed officer moved into view. Maybe they were taking it more seriously then anyone realised...

[@thelonelyarrikirri4575]

@@refsmithy I mean the guy was doing something very strange. Even if it didn’t seem threatening they would still want to know what is going on for security reasons. They’re not on patrol their guarding the Queen after all.

[@ArgoInfoBroker]

@@refsmithy Officers around British landmarks in London are usually armed so the fact it was an armed officer responding isn't exactly unusual considering where he was, but yes, generally people acting in a manner that isn't very normal around an area of high interest will get a more elevated response from law enforcement

[@ariefbudi427]

Lol vice is centered around anti establishment

[@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg]

@@ariefbudi427 You sure about that, buddy?

[@domesticcat1725]

"I drove a truck into an orphanage, twice. What are you in here for?" "I betted a salmon in a game of blackjack at the library" "You monster"

[@viograte6389]

“I looked suspicious with a fish.”

[@plasmazulu6643]

“betted” lol

[@kevbri11]

it's bet

[@crabenjoyergoat]

I see, i'm not the only one here who watched sam' o nella academy

[@Grimdewulf77]

In armor

[@Kalfu1987]

In Argentina, the action of "knocking and running away" is called " ring raje", and seriously, I can't believe that in the UK you have a law against it, even though it's makes a lot of sense, when I was a little girl, we used to have such a fun doing this 😂😂😂 Really fun and also interesting video. New subscriber here!

[@orion4622]

I call it Ding Dong Ditching

[@buakawfan333]

We used to call it Knock Down Ginger where I grew up

[@shuenshuen]

In Dutch its 'belletje lellen'

[@shuenshuen]

@@buakawfan333 as a red haired person I feel unsafe

[@buakawfan333]

@@shuenshuen lol I never knew why it was called that. As kids we never thought it was about red haired people. Maybe it was about gingerbread men 🤣 it's a mystery.

[@fiona6562]

On a serious note tho this guy isint actually a bad singer at all

[@Joseph_yy]

F i o n a on Pun intended? Lol

[@js-6811]

alhie

[@okthen3397]

F i o n a for real, he’s not bad

[@sophia-vb8zw]

Aggghhh ruelette!! 😆😅 me toooo!

[@kneaks]

F i o n a It You ugly

[@shnerped3549]

"I dealt illegal drugs, and murdered a family. What are you in for?" " _I carried salmon suspiciously_ "

[@maddie262]

*backs away*

[@flamingblood8447]

*looks at the officer on patrol*

[@noahanders7605]

@@flamingblood8447 "officer help I don't want to die"

[@softserve7623]

@@noahanders7605 officer : What did he do Prisoner: 🥵Sussy fishy😩 Officer: runs away cutely

[@nekow9684]

@@softserve7623 you ruined the joke

[@the_hedgie_reads]

The guy who agreed to play blackjack probably had a test to study for. That's always how it works.

[@mikeknight42]

If you want to proposition something stupid to do and have nobody to do it with always find a college student that has to study for something. It always works.

[@darkrider1878]

@@mikeknight42 ''It just works''

[@a_921]

I love that the guy in the library actually sits down with him and starts playing a game of blackjack *before* asking why they are doing it also, although I already knew what the salmon law was really about, I always have some nasty pictures in my mind of what "suspiciously" might mean

[@lulianjuliuswassbach]

Do people hit each other with the salmon?

[@someone_7206]

Inmate: what you in for? me: *shaking a rug after 8am*

[@The_End.]

Inmate: *Scooches away*

[@isaidstream4547]

Your comment made me wanna play GTA Roleplay again

[@toreshiii]

Operation Blackout inmate: oh shit

[@sumayyah4228]

Inmate: YOU ANIMAL!!! *runs away*

[@scipioafricanus5871]

In prison I will stay right out of your way. You are loco man.

[@samwrihiro]

Him: Deliberately breaks law in libray Also him: Makes sure to whisper

[@VishalHanda]

lmao

[@highwaytothesun]

he's a criminal, not a monster

[@whatoustudio]

don't fuck with the librarians dude they're straight up crazy

[@alexanderalexeev3434]

it would be too stupid to organize illegal casino business in library and get banned for loud voice. Reminds me Al Capone was charged for tax evasion

[@doughboywhine]

you gotta show some RESPEC

[@ParksandPosh]

Plot twist: he’s now serving 35 years for multiple offences

[@RogueSeraph]

Plot Twist: He will only serve one and going to be beheaded after.

[@letthelivingbefull112]

@@RogueSeraph double plot twist they skipped the sentence and went straight to beheading

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

Tbf if a man can get arrested over a joke , then i wont be surprised

[@notahotshot]

@U̷n̷k̷n̷o̷w̷n̷ , quadruple plot twist, he's serving a 35 year sentence, but his head is in a separate cell.

[@abegarfield543]

I wish.

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

"do i look suspicious" "No you look interesting"

[@KAPPACHIO]

“I killed 56 children and burned a dog adoption center. You?” “I walked without socks close to the queen” “By the gods”

[@Vowagey]

*backs away*

[@KAPPACHIO]

@@Vowagey *break out of jail just to get away*

[@karshmellow3021]

There’s a psychopath on the loose Look up “Straight outta Cyrodiil” it’s what I’m referencing

[@Shadow_1923]

Im a pretty boy

[@KAPPACHIO]

@@Shadow_1923 yes you are

[@GabrielWeed]

Funny how the "no sockless individuals within 100 yards of the queen" hasn't been converted to metric yet

[@MisterPyOne]

Or to foot

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@MisterPyOne bruh

[@lukedavidrobinson]

Then it would be a modern law.

[@dOVERanalyst]

What do they do when heads of other countries wear their traditional outfit & are sockless?

[@dominic6634]

@@dOVERanalyst meeting of peers. Other countries don't owe the queen anything.

[@luigicastillo5668]

Plot Twist: They were just letting him savor the fun until his execution.

[@ridoanuddin3378]

Noooooooo

[@APerson-bn6cu]

Jeez dude.

[@monaabeloyan1352]

That got dark real fast

[@saltiestalexxx]

oh lord

[@Gito975]

I was your 1k like

[@naludragneel5371]

Imagine he goes to court one day and they happen to find out he committed so many crimes. And then they find out what those crimes were.

[@comradedyatlov4143]

Me: *Runs around with a fish* Policeman: Hey! I'm gonna have to arrest you for that! Me: Oh, it's a Tuna, not a salmon. Policeman: Understandable. Have a nice day.

[@midgetman4206]

You must be strong to carry a tune, unless it was a young one In that case, heck you

[@comradedyatlov4143]

*Laughs in 42 pound Skipjack Tuna*

[@midgetman4206]

@@comradedyatlov4143 well you know what? I can get you a sardine if you give me enough time

[@comradedyatlov4143]

phish

[@midgetman4206]

Ghoti

[@seandiaz5504]

If you think about it, they had to place a law about suspiciously handling fish, because too many people were handling fish suspiciously

[@duck-ss6pt]

Omg imagine just a street full of people with fish just darting around in black suits

[@hyacinth1320]

Exactly right! Whenever I see a sign with a rule that doesn't seem to make sense, I want to know the story of how that sign got there. There's always a story. lol

[@franklinvonfrankenstein1137]

It's actually a law from 1986 with makes the possesion of poached fish illegal, it's a loose provision though seeimg as they only have to have reasonable suspicion the salmon is poached.

[@pecklespeckle1]

People just slapping each otherwith fish

[@yodelgoats790]

sounds fishy

[@pabloserranogarcia7557]

That last policeman literally laughed at you committing crimes, I’m not sure if I feel safe anymore.

[@fishchips2056]

He laughed because he knew that guy would get the electric chair

[@IFC888]

You wouldn't even be able to even step out the door alive if it was america

[@theghostreckon316]

@@IFC888 facts

[@eatornator-ox2dx]

That pfp makes the comment 10x better

[@zhizhao7915]

@Darren Harper You alright there?

[@madman2u]

I didn't know knocking on somebody's door could be that funny. Thanks for the laugh lol

[@rrg.r2456]

“VICE does not condone breaking the law unless it’s a stupid one." My country's politicians took that personally.

[@derlesende]

Can you name a politican? I‘d like to try guessing the country.

[@drnugs3181]

@@derlesende ORANGE MAN

[@derlesende]

@@drnugs3181 Yeah, okay thats a bit to easy. But do you know Andreas Scheuer?

[@d3xter1ty65]

@@derlesende Germany. Joe Jorgensen?

[@derlesende]

@@d3xter1ty65 Difficult… So the name is skandinavian… Maybe Norway?

[@ILuvThunderclan]

"Ladies and gentleman, theres a man walking past with a fish, POINTLESS."

[@nulle.k]

It most certainly is not.

[@prestprestprestprest]

@KINGDOM TAN hi STOP! Ok I warned you.... 3 2 1.... GO! Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and, Desert you!

[@ILuvThunderclan]

How to get 1.4K likes on a KZbin video comment: Literally quote the video. #IAmNowAGod

[@elysp940]

Never in my life would I think I would see a man run into an alleyway while suspiciously handling a salmon

[@jtr549]

Count yourself lucky mate, at one point in time suspicious salmon handling was so rife they had to make a law to illegalize it

[@bishplis7226]

animal abuse is totally accepted.

[@sigzil1985]

Of course you wouldn't, its illegal.

[@bargainbassist]

Well, at least he didn’t cut down the tallest tree in the forest … with a herring!

[@arthurdentist6630]

He needed to handle the salmon more suspiciously. I could have done better. The guy just wasn't trying hard enough. All of these laws revolve around suspicion. I'm off to go gamble in a library now... in America... where it's legal... just like God intended! Seriously, I want to gamble in a library now. These were some pretty lame efforts to break stupid laws, I demand a reshoot!

[@amberfryer9709]

I’ve heard about dumb laws since I was little, but you actually had the guys to break them! I love it!

[@BeanEater1001]

I love how you can just go up to the door of the prime minister.

[@JamesBond-xx1lv]

Its not the actual door, but it's pretty close to 10 downing st, from what I understand.

[@YamisRandom]

@@JamesBond-xx1lv wtf when I read Downing Street the dude on the video said it

[@pachho808]

You can't

[@danielhaslam5179]

You can’t really. On either side of Downing Street there are black gates on both sides, each guarded by armed police.

[@bambiii787]

dude i made ur comment 1.1k

[@skyviewbysoham4929]

Her : "I only date bad boys: Him : "Hold my Salmon"

[@fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107]

Oof now im going to jail for holding a salmon

[@Onio_]

Him: "..suspiciously"

[@justdob8652]

Dats kinda sus bruv

[@Bollywood9304]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3WpoqWaeKiUadE

[@Rpr1580]

No thanks man you hold it yourself

[@tatsuxcix]

Her: I like bad boys who break the Law Me: Suspiciously carrying a salmon around

[@kiethlivingston5458]

U copied this

[@zagreus6211]

Kieth Livingston r/whoooosh

[@Nannowatts19482]

@@zagreus6211 whoosh whoosh

[@ravirobbyparmar]

Stolen comment

[@blueberrytae]

Unoriginal 👏👏👏

[@Marlou622]

Love this content. Weirdly enough it brings people together

[@sarahialondra8205]

Friend: "Are you a bad girl?" Me: "Yeah im really bad" Friend: "Oh really what have you done" Me: "I shook a dirty rug after 8 am"

[@nat1291]

Infiresman *damn that’s hot*

[@madara_uchihq1192]

Infiresman 𓂺

[@mishaylaagnew7371]

Friend: *surprised pikachu face*

[@kirsten4320]

Without socks and with a double ruff

[@Kaasdwaas27]

😂😂😂

[@amatsua1271]

I like how when he got questioned for wearing a suit of armor, he made an excuse just in case he could still be punished. Probably wouldn't have gotten his head chopped off, but if he said "I'm breaking a stupid law," he might have got a fine.

[@amatsua1271]

@M Wild That's true, but he had to make an excuse because telling the truth would have caused an issue in some capacity. That was the point I made.

[@proculusjulius7035]

@@amatsua1271 which really brings the saying "the truth sets you free " into so much scrutiny.

[@lucbloom]

Or just not admitted, which would have been one less broken law on the list.

[@leonelromarsosa7938]

*Probably*

[@archankumarmyana40]

But he didn't lie. He was making a video but hid the truth of what the video was about 🤪😂

[@desgreyskry8792]

*Plot twist: Several snipers have been scoping him and camera guys*

[@WireMakesShorts]

They just had low fps and high ping, their shots missed

[@aysaqchaudhry6054]

Man on horseback cuts his head off for wearing armor

[@lilfoot4837]

Smh they should’ve used aimbot

[@flying_Night_slasher]

@@lilfoot4837 The Knight's have been VAC banned.

[@raijinarthur1143]

Like "Sir, should I take the shot?"

[@lilmama8718]

How is no one talking about how BRAVE this man actually is 😭 like for real. Balls of steel

[@namanish450]

"I'm in for arson, you?" "Fondling a salmon" Deleted first edit because it wasn't funny, but the guy who sat down and played blackjack in a library during the day is confused beyond description but also having way to much fun to be legal.

[@jakesouthern4050]

“I’m in for mass homocide, you?” “I shook a doormat” “Ok?” “past 8 AM” “Fucking hell”

[@random.ars0nist_410]

Wilbur scoot vibes

[@shine-uy5fq]

@@jakesouthern4050 i read the last line as Gordon Ramsay 😂

[@dominikweber4305]

That's kinda sus

[@markm4083]

...suspiciously.

[@subliminallytrying4046]

*in jail* inmates : so what crime have you done dude? vice : I wAlKeD wItH SaLmoN

[@mattreyes4803]

Suspiciously

[@MatthewHodges]

pff.. I gambled in a library.

[@OmiTheEel]

That would go nice with a family guy meme if you know which I'm talking about :y

[@congaming98]

That edit was painful

[@peterrabbitn787]

I sang a ballade to Tony Blair

[@maxatrillionfatstacks217]

Laws are usually reactions to ongoing problems so this all makes me think there was a lot of suspicions salmon handling and library gambling in ancient Britain.

[@jerkov420]

And rug shaking

[@RiceTrees]

The library gambling is so that the library could stay a quiet place The salmon one is prolly cuz ppl could hide things in there

[@__mindflayer__]

@@RiceTrees Belive it or not. For murdering was done by sticking daggers inside the Salmon.

[@RiceTrees]

@@__mindflayer__ oh damn I thought drugs XD Turns out it was weapons Welp the more you know ig

[@Smoking_Man]

And outrageous double ruffs

[@earthling1984]

Last one was funniest to me. Cop was just like, what in the world.

[@lebabyjames2945]

What if they put him on trial because of this footage years later.

[@ebase5212]

They have all the evidence ..open shut case

[@Majskatt]

If he ever decided to become a real critic of the establishment the queen gets to shout off with his head.

[@bitsbytes123]

You could tell most of the police didn’t really care, in fact one of them started laughing near the end.

[@Dani-it5sy]

@@bitsbytes123 Imagine in Holland. You light up a spliff in front of an officer and he smiles in that way.

[@26longlongtime]

Rip tay k

[@lawlicht8092]

I can't believe this maniac still roams the street freely. These crimes are heinous, bloody hell.

[@marian6542]

Bloody hell😂😂😂

[@gosane]

Bloody L

[@kingdomofprussia9749]

bloodey el

[@marian6542]

@@kingdomofprussia9749 what have I started😂😂

[@theace247]

Helly blood

[@juliavalencaschoen2234]

I love that even the cop laughed when he ding dong ditched the minister

[@NoO0o00oO]

Correction: *Knock ditched* the minister

[@teccarl2047]

@@NoO0o00oO No

[@RaGodEgypt]

@@teccarl2047 Y E S

[@smo__flor6568]

Knock door runned the minister

[@brokentombot]

That isn't the Prime Minister's house you daft punk! And he knock knock fast walked away..... Kids these days.

[@TheBabyCaleb]

5:35 the cop just laughing to himself is hilarious 😂

[@aj4x_]

He's like that one kid who would risk suspension just to make the classmates laugh -

[@georgiana1147]

ISTG

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

Me asf 🤣

[@georgemartyn5268]

The best kid

[@ildart8738]

I brought an actual brick to a Brick-by-Brick Foundation fundraising campaign in our high school, collecting money to build schools is Sierra Leone. Everyone thought it was hilarious... except the principal.

[@uranus256]

so he's the class clown who is secretly depressed?

[@gfifer1]

I like how the police officer just laughs after he pulls the old knock a door and run, or more commonly known as a ding-dong ditch for those who have doorbells.

[@d11.66]

In England its called KNOCK DOWN GINGER Like, bro

[@UchihaFabio]

Constable: This bloke is so lucky this is not America

[@UchihaFabio]

@@Sardonic_sardine that is what she said

[@thomasthomasthomas296]

@@UchihaFabio Wouldn't be allowed anywhere near the white house though, unfortunately.... Andrew Jackson used to invite strangers to shoot rodents from the white house porch.... Unfortunately people though it was a good idea to try to illegally enter the white house, so they added a fence and snipers on top of the white house....

[@mayo0006]

In Ireland it's known as knick knack

[@zydg7787]

Police: thats illegal British dude: this is for a kids show Police: understandable have a great day

[@erinssmelly1]

British police at its finest

[@kingmegaburgesss2626]

Some man: kills font of the police. British police: that would be a $50 fine

[@ever-fh4qf]

@@kingmegaburgesss2626 Some man: We're filming a kids show British police: Understandable, have a great day!

[@DragonAurora]

Great comment...

[@milliehyland364]

American:360 no scoped to the head

[@Sam-mh4mc]

most politest law breaking I have ever seen

[@kanyeluvr5002]

I love how the officer just looked at him and smiled while he broke a law

[@waynejfoster9860]

Most old bill do that anyway 😆

[@SacredDaturaa]

It's 10 Downing St, I assume they had to get permission.

[@tiny_boi2261]

I think he was more questioning his sanity

[@werechicken1969]

He wasn't breaking the law, almost all of those laws have been repealed or he actually twisted the wording of the law so what he did wasn't illegal, for example the handling a salmon suspiciously is a law from the 1980's in relation to poaching. Had he been doing that in an area with salmon he probably would have been questioned about where he got the salmon.

[@joekrater3364]

@@werechicken1969 nice, I like your reponse

[@Upstart051]

“I just walked into parliament wearing a suit of armor and I still have a head” MI5: “For now...”

[@genericusername1566]

Everybody gangsta till the queen breaks into his house with a sword

[@BiGMaC078]

*MI6 waiting for mi5 to be done so they can torture the headless body*

[@clonesolar]

AIRSTRIKE INBOUND.

[@banditkeef3864]

@@clonesolar they are gunna drop a bunch of swords on his location and one will get his dead eventually.

[@genericusername1566]

@Darren Harper fool. The queen is immortal, your human crossbow could never end her

[@Tonkz53]

I could watch a whole video of him carrying a salmon around in public

[@star4him]

omg same 🤣 I was dying laughing the whole time

[@lachibolala6470]

Well that would be satisfying....... That's what she said😉😂

[@Monkeysinger24]

POLICE!! IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?!?

[@Firemancer]

@@Monkeysinger24 UUUUUHG, NO!?

[@sameerrishi8548]

Sounds like a plan

[@justsomeguywithoutashirt7535]

The cop laughing at the end did it for me😭

[@ellamay996]

I like how when he knocks on the door and runs away the police officer just looks at him and laughs

[@alphared8028]

Lol, i saw that too. I’m pretty sure he asked for their permission first.

[@karnewarrior]

Wager the PM wasn't home anyway, so it was alright. Also, totally unrelated to the first word in the above statement, but you're not in a library are you? :V

[@herpesfreesince0375]

Hes been thinking about doing it himself😂

[@JoaoGuilherme-or5cf]

Yeah, knocking the door of the leader of parliament would be a big trouble in many countries.

[@keithlea6804]

Omg that was funny.

[@doyoulikeoculus1142]

“I’m just doing a kids TV thing.” Mission passed +Respect.

[@kqww11]

Roling thunder

[@ComradeHellas]

How lying to a police officer isn't a law?

[@doyoulikeoculus1142]

@@kqww11 Ah, yes. A fellow man of culture.

[@boisnak]

Lol

[@gunna1203]

i read that as he said it