Vicious Mockery | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

[@deerstalkerpictures]

How amazing are the stat cards and character sheets Eva designed for the 1 For All Adventurer's Pack? We played with them the other night and it was a heap of fun so we can't wait for you guys to get your hands on them! What else would you like to see included in the pack in the future? Get access to it here: www.patreon.com/deerstalkerpictures

[@axelhopfinger533]

You know what would be quite awesome? Having some high detail 3D printable figurines or busts of the hero trio. There are quite a few talented sculpting artists on Patreon, like the Artisan Guild, PollyGrimm, Duncan Shadow Louca and others which would be suitable for the task.

[@wim0104]

@@axelhopfinger533 LOL: did somebody say busts!? Perfectly Framed Busts...

[@deerstalkerpictures]

We are planning on adding this in the future!!

[@spacecthulhu399]

This is not vicious mockery. were did you get these form. www.unorianalroasts.com. also 5:08 not realy for making a d&d series. You are prity teribele at it i mean. Dieing right after meeting. na tanks i want to go on a adventure. Not die on the furst sesion. Also that tubnail you becoming a clicbait channel now. you asked for it love the videos

[@Schloober]

@@spacecthulhu399 Are you okay?

[@graysoncarlyle2399]

First time Antrius burned a guy to death instead of Nixie.

[@DoomsdayR3sistance]

They don't even need Nixie's bonfire, the heat that is going to come off of this guy from all those burns will easily keep the party warm throughout the coming night, and perhaps the night after that too.

[@andor6401]

Nixie: I'm good at burning people. Antrius: hold my insults.

[@MilkieFeline]

"Hold my lute" more like.

[@earothefancy8144]

@@MilkieFeline "Hold the milk your mother forgot to get"

[@pablorepetto2759]

May the algorithm look kindly upon this small offer of a like and a comment

[@SelûnaAiko]

She's good at roast people

[@honzabalak3462]

Antrius: Hold my mouth or I shall insult you a second time. And then he farted in their general dkrection.

[@PeterOlito]

I once played a bard duelist (larp, not D&D, but still, was pretty fun): "how could i offend you more than nature already has?" was one of my favourite mockery.

[@Alex-xt1rr]

So basically the old Monkey Island insult fencing.

[@erikwilliams1562]

“You’re lucky. She REFUSES to leave me” That one dealt max damage

[@mrsvarillas4078]

Vicious Mockery: "Two wrongs don't make a right...just ask your parents..." "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you happier?"

[@Balpharion]

The best vicious mockery i know is comming from a french pirate called Surcouf. When a british officer taunted Surcouf with the words "You french fight for money while we fight for honour", Surcouf replied "Each of us fights for what he lacks most". He avenged nation of France for all times xD

[@CrystalPrelude]

That's the kind of insult where you just rock back on your hells and whisper, "Oh shit.."

[@Alarak_]

@@CrystalPrelude no one screw with Surcouf ... *No one*

[@hugofontes5708]

@@CrystalPrelude I literally did that as I read the insult

[@arcDicker]

And the british officer takes 1d4 physical damage.

[@reigninoel]

Oooooh, damn that is a grade A burn.

[@belgarath6388]

Anyone else got a list of insults just for that extra flair for vicious mockery? "Oh damn, did a wizard cast polymorph on on you or does your father just have a thing for Hags?"

[@jonathanblanton9446]

Ginny Di did an entire video of Vicious Mockery insults. "You're so ugly, a succubus told you she didn't want to risk ruining your friendship."

[@jackielinde7568]

"I know hags normally puke up their offspring, but in your case, I think you gave her indigestion."

[@nathangoedeke694]

You fight like a Dairy Farmer

[@jackielinde7568]

"My gods! How often do you have to hide from the plague carts and the cadaver dogs?"

[@wuftchan8299]

lol

[@muskatDR]

Everyone want a gf that looks at them the way Nixie looks at fire

[@phoenixdraws2212]

So true

[@marcocappelli2236]

Not everyone likes pyromaniacs...

[@falcychead8198]

I want a girlfriend who looks at me the way I look at Eva's... Bags of Holding.

[@NothingXemnas]

And some that craves for some lovey-dovey... hugs, as much as she craves for... heat.

[@americansupervillain4595]

@@marcocappelli2236 Just place fire extinguishers around the house, and everything will be ok.

[@grantpflum6844]

I just LOVE the fact that whenever they try to solve a problem in a new way they have to specify that Nixie is OUT of spell slots first!

[@lisagulick4144]

Poor Nixie. All she has is a Fireball, so every thing (and everybody) looks like wood!

[@Werebitch_Lanoire]

Yeahh... someone should get that girrrl a flamethrower. ARTIFICER!!!!!

[@Dent42]

#viciousmockery "If you were locked in a room with a Mind Flayer, the Mind Flayer would starve to death."

[@massive.nerd.potential]

It has been said about us several times that mind flayers would just ignore us.

[@novaeeeee]

Vicious Mockery: “You’re about as useful as True Strike.”

[@RuSosan]

WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE! That's WAY too far for even CE, you monster!

[@WingZX1103]

Ultra burn

[@x3z8]

This works well as a burn for 5e players but not for any other edition

[@Konpekikaminari]

I just took critical damage from a _save_ cantrip

[@joaolucasfraga9147]

True Strike can be useful on the early stages, for called shots. I learned that the hard way when my Wizard got his tongue cut...

[@nasdilemactyler1939]

"You've just insulted a grown man to death." I've got a character idea...

[@pablorepetto2759]

Was thinking along the same lines myself...

[@captainbirch9835]

My friends: bards are the worst! Why do you always play them? Me:

[@irapoannfilho]

exactly!

[@Dekarowski25]

How about a Bard Thiefling

[@oniminikui]

@@Dekarowski25 Would that be a bard/rogue tiefling?

[@lu-mon]

I'm playing a bard for the first time atm and I am absolutely going to try this

[@TheJerbol]

Anyone who says bards are bad are a bad DnD player lol. They're legit one of the best classes, by far

[@seisner6655]

Vicious Mockery: This series has only one good actor. And it's the cat.

[@taine9968]

YOU DID THEM DIRTY

[@TheAstronautSoap]

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

[@ns0557212]

@Ryley Murphy fail. The white cat appearing was the better meme, let the original poster do his work! You take 1d4 psychic damage.

[@KaiHyouookami]

Damn, I really thought I wasn't gonna see any actual vicious mockery here today.

[@CorvusCorone68]

the cat is almost like the white-furred version of Owlkitty

[@RPG_Angie]

5:04 That cat adds tremendous production value.

[@5Cats]

Kitty = best character!

[@jevanking4768]

“It’s just past this moron” how the party views every NPC

[@R3GARnator]

@Christopher They're called misanthropes.

[@MagicalAnimecat]

That or they become a precious baby to be projected for all time

[@TheBayzent]

@Christopher No, people in general don't aknowledge other people enough to think they are morons. They are like rain falling out the window unless you have constant contact with them.

[@tolkiengenius]

Minotaurium Emporium: Lowest prices are just the beginning!

[@deerstalkerpictures]

Fun fact: Antrius the actor had to miss out on a commercial for a certain hardware store to be on set for this episode. Now at least he has a showreel for next time!

[@definitelynotalizard]

@@deerstalkerpictures The day we see Antrius in a Snag Sellers ad will be the day we win the Emu Wars

[@scoots291]

So walmart

[@definitelynotalizard]

@@scoots291 I can't tell if you're being serious or not. If not, who's gonna tell 'em?

[@KuraIthys]

@@definitelynotalizard ... Americans, right? What even _is_ a walmart? ;p XD

[@Tenebros]

Dark knight: "its just a flesh wound!" Bard: "your parents never love you." Dark knight: "First of all ouch..."

[@sergeycaplya6919]

Bard: "your parents never love you. Dark knight " of course, i killed them".

[@Voldrim359]

@@sergeycaplya6919 More like a Death Knight

[@chengkuoklee5734]

"Martha..." Dark Knight:" Why you say that name?!"

[@DarinObsidian]

Vicious Mockery: "I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it."

[@adamschank7703]

Vicious mockery: Bard: "I've heard that the stomach acid of a tarrasque could do horrible things to someone's face, but this is worse than anything I could have imagined." Enemy: "..." Bard: "Wait. You were born like that? I am so sorry."

[@timwoods2852]

Only a DnD channel would invite Trolls into the comments.

[@FlyingDominion]

More xp for slaying them.

[@skycastrum5803]

@@FlyingDominion Nah, they keep regenerating. It’d work if people could actually pull off a burn, but usually it’s more of a mud slinging contest, where trolls are right at home.

[@parjai97]

@@skycastrum5803 or a place where you may engage in virtual signalling against folk trying to have some fun, atoning for your lack of social skills and general predisposition to emotional overreactions on the internet. I mean, I am a shame as well but at least I'm not the one messing with other's fun in behalf of others who didn't ask for it.

[@spoonimefan]

*Golf clap* Nice wordplay! I would hit the "Like" button, but as I'm typing this it's showing me "666" Likes and I don't feel like ruining that.

[@FlyingDominion]

@@spoonimefan There, I unliked it so you can like it. Edit: like restored.

[@everadept]

In my head cannon Vicious Mockery has a hint of Divination to it. The Bard receives the knowledge of how exactly to insult someone to make it hurt the worst.

[@sharksam8583]

I'm stealing that because it makes it Vicious mockery funnier.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

PHB: You issue insults laced with subtle magic. Bard: B L A M

[@abernathyrah3513]

@. I know you are but what am I

@@abernathyrah3513 No u.

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

@ Bard smirks: (counter spells your counterspell)

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

@ A: Counterspell is an ability check, doesn't need a save. B: Only pathetic bards go into a battle without casting glibness ;) (Glibness guarantees a successful counterspell, no matter what, as it means the lowest you can roll an a charisma check is 15+ability mod. Even with 1 charisma, you'd still auto succeed on a counterspell check)

[@The_Crimson_Witch]

@ Right, derp. But that's why I have my wizard friend ;)

[@andres983265]

Vicious Mockery: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

[@amysteriouspotato131]

“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”

[@LangeloScuro]

He farted in their general direction.

[@sirenex3242]

The best part about that line is that it was an actual insult in medieval times. "Your mother was a slut and your father was a drunk" is what it means if someone doesnt know

[@andres983265]

@@sirenex3242 I didn’t know that, but that’s really funny and interesting to find out, thanks man, haha 😆

[@sirenex3242]

@@andres983265 hamsters are known for, shall we say, copulating often. And elderberries are what they used to make wine

[@canadiangopnik7007]

Damn, that armoured guy was just doing his job, he really didn’t deserve that, he seemed like a nice dude, the toll probably wasn’t even that bad

[@Allantitan]

Plot twist the toll was 50,000,000 gold

[@pyrokar1990]

Evandra didn't want to pay 2 silver for an apple... I guess whatever the toll was, the only options were either walking through for free or actually taking money from the poor sod.

[@ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681]

Yeah, well, they are not really nice people.

[@fbibarbie]

they said it was 1 gold pretty hefty meh

[@PitFriend1]

The most cutting Vicious Mockery of all. They had to have their BARD do the fighting for them!

[@Hung_Nguyen_90]

I don't know. That sounds like you mocking the bard.

[@r0b0m07]

Yo, man! Bards are powerful af. Carrying the whole party.

[@TheOneMarty]

Learn Shatter. It's... a mind-blowing experience.

[@r0b0m07]

@@TheOneMarty If Shatter were dealing psychic damage, this would be funny. But it is thunder damage...

[@TheOneMarty]

@@r0b0m07 It depends on your usage. My bard has Shattered many a skull.

[@Stranger_1]

"Sticks and stone may break my bones but words will leave you with deep psychological scars forever." I hope you realize I'm using this line for the rest of eternity now.

[@adamschank7703]

Words will also physically hurt you according to the Elder Scrolls series.

[@AzLolFun]

Didnt Fairly Odd Parents say something similar to this? Lol

[@panicwithcompulsion]

@@AzLolFun Yes. Timmy's dad said "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal." It's become a meme at this point.

[@8bitkame]

But what did he say about the 6th grade?

[@Bounty042]

@@8bitkame shut up Roger from 6th grade

[@Pancakeli]

I like to think that Antrius chose to deal less damage than he could have with vicious mockery, just to continue insulting the dude for as long as he could. That or he doesn't know how to read.

[@quirk8841]

Vicious Mockery only does 1d4 psychic damage until you hit level 5. Then it's 2d4.... so a really slow way to go.... but at least even the totem barbarians take full damage from it.

[@Pancakeli]

@@quirk8841 Yes, and either Nixie's been given some special fireball casting item, or they're at least level 5, and 2d4 is double 1d4. If you reduce it, that's about twice as many insults that you get to throw out

[@prierepanda2186]

@@Pancakeli All the party member might not be the same level

[@satibel]

@@Pancakeli iirc she casts firestorm at some point, and that's a 7th level spell, so she might be fairly high level.

[@Pixie1001.]

My new head cannon is that Nixie's like 3 levels higher than the rest of the party from all of the CR 1/4 peasants she's accidentally burning hands/ fireballed.

[@dr.therake475]

you're literally killing him with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[@RationalistRebel]

Steven He would be proud!

[@GinHindew110]

"Sticks and stone may break my bones but words will leave psychological scars that will never heal" -Dad-The fairy oddparents

[@FedralBI]

That lisp on an insane pyromaniac is my favorite part of Nixie.

[@FedralBI]

@@nicholaslind9148 not sure if that's true or not. I have a cousin who has a lisp who is the sweetest person on the planet, so when I watch this, all I can see is my cousin going mad, burning everything. Makes it 10x funnier for me.

[@markmurex6559]

Your favorite part? Pfft.

[@wyattkindell9681]

@@markmurex6559 we know and I understand better than anyone, but tone the horny down buddy

[@lordbuss]

Try Sollux from Homestuck.

[@Alhelir]

Have to go with the classics: “Your mother is a Hamster and your father smelt of Elder berries”. Not even a king could remain unfazed after that one.

[@Pancakeli]

That mockery is so vicious it deals AoE psychic damage around the person receiving it

[@josephscott1292]

Trying to handle that is like trying to stop the forces of nature with a spoon. And you can’t use magic either.

[@varietasVeritas]

NEEE!

[@itaykerensm1629]

I fart in your general direction!

[@TobiasHarms]

I told my son that. Ya, as he pointed out I hadn't thought that one through.

[@TimeturnerJ]

This poor man was literally just vibing, just doing his job, patiently enduring their attacks and only counter-attacking to parry. He's the hero we needed, but apparently not the hero we deserve. F.

[@kendalldrury8156]

He wanted to be paid for his job, he was asking too much.

[@0eazy4]

f

[@Dragonlover553]

F

[@danielkubicek1323]

F...... U

[@maiilustra]

F

[@luminusprime]

I still remember how hilarious it was when this was implemented in World of Warcraft. At the onset of the second expansion, they finally decided to give the Paladin class a single-target taunt so we could tank the Four Horsemen encounter without annoying the hell out of everyone by taunting three out of the four bosses on every tank swap. This ability was called Hand of Reckoning, and it dealt a middling amount of holy damage in order to assist with snap aggro. By the end of the expansion, I had amassed enough attack and spellpower that, if I scored a critical hit, my taunt would instantly delete a non-elite enemy in the max level questing areas. The memes were _glorious._

[@nerdaccount]

To the bard: "Really, I think it's brave that you wear such tight pants. They are not too revealing, in fact they show nothing."

[@Casey093]

We once had a sorcerer in our group who was very proud of speaking the language "draconic" and never found a situation to use it. We all made fun of him for a very long time. After we became too cocky, the DM send a dragon turtle after us, which should have easily killed us. The sorcerer cast "tasha's hideous laughter", and the turtle understood the joke because it too spoke draconic. Each round, the dragon turtle botched its saving throw, and we continued to slowly club it to death. This video reminded me of this hilarious moment, thank you!

[@deathfury4039]

Honestly, these guys are the best dnd party I’ve seen. They each synergize well. Nixie is dps. Antrius is the healer. Finally, Avandra is the tank.

[@Jorge-nv4fw]

Vicious Mockery: Your acting skills are like a gourmet's dish for dinner: small, overvalued and unsatisfying.

[@camillegalladjov]

daaaaaymn

[@skycastrum5803]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@dread-cthulu]

Ouch!

[@maiilustra]

Oh boy! That hurt! I'm taking a note to use this in my campaign🌚

[@DawnfireGalinndan]

Followed up from the *other* Bard: "And the girls in town said that's not the only thing small, overvalued, and unsatisfying about you."

[@cy-one]

Vicious Mockery: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! weaponized.

[@louk9319]

I literally couldn't focus on the entire episode because that cat is too beautiful. You should tell them I say hi.

[@guyver441]

I suppose it's bad that I didn't even see the cat... Darn you Laura! o_O;

[@violetbrown6712]

Vicious mockery: I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

[@pavma7]

A classic

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

"My moms dead what's your excuse?!" Swear one of my players character sheets background literally just said this.

[@gamingelementalist6725]

Coincidentally "I am child, what's your excuse?" was the best line in SU.

[@criseastman6503]

We all know that saying " Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words do 1d4 psychic damage!"- Amazing Abby

[@imdefinitelynotjesus]

For my vicious mockery, As a bard I would say to a monk “you know why most people become monks? It’s because the vow of chastity is a much better way of saying they can’t get laid.”

[@xaderalert]

To steal ERB's version: "your chastity vow is redundant"

[@LGDarksteed]

As the Monk succeeds it's Wis save easily and shrugs it off.

[@imdefinitelynotjesus]

@@LGDarksteed I see that magic chastity belt has helped your abilities. Tell me is it just a plus one to wisdom save or advantage? Also sorry for the meta joke I just couldn’t help it: 😜

[@LGDarksteed]

@@imdefinitelynotjesus Chasity Belt of Protection. +1 to AC & All Saving Throws. 😁🤣

[@petemadrona2252]

Monk: "I beg to differ. I had a wild life of debauchery before I took my vows. I seem to remember having your mother AND father, one night."

[@generalzog817]

Vicious mockery: I'd insult your acting, but that fruit is hanging so low I'd need to send word to the under dark to pick it.

[@thamonito]

Bro, you got me with this one 😂

[@krissydoll8213]

Oh damn! 😯

[@TheMariusDarkwolf]

the dislikes are from the people that have died from vicious mockery

[@gghost166]

"Before I saw you, I never understood how fathers could walk out on their children. Now I get it and wish I could just walk away from this encounter."

[@lemonfriday8672]

“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will leave you with deep psychological scars forever” I felt that.

[@Werebitch_Lanoire]

🫂

[@Werebitch_Lanoire]

It's okay.

[@JesusNoGA]

"Your puny weapon could never pierce my armor, it is impenetrable!" > Huge, openly visible gap between the helmet and the breastplate

[@enzocrespin5806]

She forgot to make an insight check to determine if his plate had a weakpoint. She's not the most subtle fighter

[@andronixbegayaf]

"Those greaves. That helmet? Honey, no" was the best insult ever

[@amandaquezada2854]

When in doubt... "FIREBALL!!!"

[@wim0104]

she's out of spell points again because she has a sweet tooth for marshmallows!

[@timwoods2852]

When in full knowledge, also FIREBALL!

[@themurrrr]

Tim Woods Whenever, wherever... “FIREBALL!!!”

[@isaacmoore2083]

"I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast F I R E B A L L" ~my wife during the last session of her D&D campaign

[@MrValgard]

EXPLOSION!!!!

[@RikuVA]

Yeeeeeaaaaaah! This is the perfect way to end a day! (Or start one depending on your time zone)

[@tommasofabbri7003]

Bruh its 1:30am

[@Marshall-se9zs]

@@tommasofabbri7003 xD r.i.p.

[@ChitChatPattyCake]

What??? She doesn’t have Fire Bolt??

[@deerstalkerpictures]

She probably does, she just hasn't ever read her spell list before this moment.

[@UTubeHandlesSuck]

@@deerstalkerpictures Reading that list would cut into Nicole's bra adjusting time too much?

[@MrWolf-ke3gv]

​@@deerstalkerpictures Well she mentions it here, but they all die there kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHeYmJesgt6ohdU

[@Shazorro]

Produce Flame/Fire Bolt both need a spell attack roll to deal damage (at least it does in 5e). High AC counters it reasonably well, so forcing a Dexterity saving throw with Create Bonfire is the more reliable way to deal damage. Until the target moves :D

[@johnyshadow]

I just assume she has EVERY fire-related spell.

[@juliuscaesar6660]

Vicious Mockery: The good thing about having bleeding eyes is than they distract about what the mess is all the rest of your face

[@AlejandroCervantes1994]

Here's a honey roast for Nixie: Her entire character is "cute, dumb, fireball" -- and I love her for it.

[@andrebartels1690]

She's adorable 😊

[@liamgilligan4542]

"I see with this episode you have hit rock bottom, and are now proceeding to dig." Love your work.

[@Sapphirechao]

That Bunnings reference killed me. Beautiful.

[@robinmaas5649]

Vicious mockery: honestly after hearing the france accent I didn't think it could get any worse, now that I looked at your face I realised I was wrong

[@morrigankasa570]

This is definitely one of their best videos! I've watched it multiple times and it's always hilarious. Also if I counted correctly that was 8 successful Vicious Mockeries. So that was 32 damage at most. Yet a 19 didn't beat the Armor originally. So unless the Guy was injured/weakened before they encountered him the AC to HP ratio wasn't balanced.

[@ravenanimations3176]

Last time I was this early, the party hadn’t killed Antrius’s parents.

[@alexkoder1982]

Wait...I thought they were still alive?

[@DeathnoteBB]

Wait they what

[@VIIStardust]

but the sunday roastst! oh god...

[@ravenanimations3176]

Personal headcannon

[@usagipaige5377]

What do Nixie and an abandoned casino have in common? They both have no slots.

[@joshuaa.5523]

Is this a... Shall we say... Reference to her costume? Or am I missing something...

[@doctorjay8673]

@@joshuaa.5523 Spell slots, because she’s a magic caster

[@wintersfreund]

@@joshuaa.5523 failed

[@claineplummer3421]

Anyone else getting Monty Python search for the Holy Frail vibes and for honor warden vibes from the guard? Honestly the best combo in my opinion. As always Keep up the Awesome!!!

[@DerfyRed]

Especially the end

[@DarthJarJar501]

I really was expecting the knight to say "none shall pass"

[@deerstalkerpictures]

Hit the nail on the head! There was a draft of the script which was way more Holy Grail but after Tragic Backstories was already one big homage to Monty Python we decided to step back a bit.

[@claineplummer3421]

@@deerstalkerpictures Well I am a fan of the results.

[@sirrah2458]

@@deerstalkerpictures this was the perfect level of homage imo, I enjoyed the other one but it was a bit too on the nose. This one was perfect and one of my favourite. Amazing content!

[@ToniLaizure]

The way Antrius looks at Nixie when she complains about the guard sidestepping her fire is perfect!😁 On a side note, Antrius could Vicious Mock me anytime. Holy crap, that man is just absolutely freaking gorgeous!😍🥰💕

[@Myego1985]

Vicious Mockery: Can we go back to the tavern? I'm clearly not drunk enough for this skit to be funny.

[@Octy_in_Boots]

I was gonna leave a sick burn for the cast as requested, but really y'all inspired me to come up with better lines for my bard! Thank you! May your rolls be high and your love of D&D be higher!

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

And in that glorious day for our adventurers, the festival changed its name from Burning Elf to Burning French Knight.

[@InternetSyndicate]

Vicious mockery: "wow, I once thought I'd seen worst the world has to offer but your face has proven me wrong. Congratulations."*note the sarcasm*

[@magisterhelix8095]

Vicious Mockery to the tiefling: You talk and talk about wanting to use fireball to solve your problems but I guess your brothers were right, you can't control the flames at all

[@Fallingtonowhere1]

Ooft 😂😂 ouchie

[@BezoRazo]

4:57 -- For one mad moment, I actually thought the cat was going to speak a line.

[@toreyzyre]

"You call it 1 for all cuz you keep rolling 1s on acting" I feel bad insulting them...I love this channel...WHY DO YOU ENGAGE MY COMPETITIVE NATURE?

[@Chris_Meade]

Hey, bargain bin mercer said to leave a viscious mockery but I cant think of anything as terrible as their accents. Hey-oh JK you guys are awesome and ill be joining the patreon when I get my next paycheck 💓

[@gamingelementalist6725]

Bargain bin Mercer is sadly actuate, but I still love this series and his overly cliche yet clever DMing makes it what it is.

[@gamingelementalist6725]

@Ties de Jong i had assumed that, but I've never honestly had time to watch much critical role. Didn't know how far the references went.

[@Alarak_]

You dared cast Vicious Mockery on France ? Tsss, i don't need to do the same because even a half baguette is enough to crush your pitiful armor and you inside

[@vargaslestrae7900]

Vicious Mockery! Evandra, what's wrong, can't hit an AC of 20? Is it too big for you to handle? Antrius, you've got a face for a Message spell and a voice for writing. Nixie, love ya, but chill out with the fire. Cool your head and get some ice for this burn. GM, you can't even make a Wisdom throw to save your life. I hope my shots are worthy of Vicious Mockery. In all seriousness though, I love the series. You're all awesome.

[@JudithOpdebeeck]

i love how these new costumes are super different from the ones before, and yet, they're super recognisable. well done!

[@jonathanblanton9446]

Did someone cast Stinking Cloud, or did Antrius forget to brush his teeth?

[@JayTohab]

Is... is this... is this becoming a meme??

[@andor6401]

Nixie: I'm out of spell slots, I can't burn him. Antrius: hold my Ale

[@elsephiroth666]

From France: Your NP characters are are soft as a well cooked filet mignon. That's why they all die in less than 6 mins!

[@gabrielrussell5531]

2:30 *Adjusts glasses* Since the party is level 5 as evidenced by the Tiefling's access to *Fireball* it should actually be 2d4.

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

I love how this isn’t even an exaggeration. This is literally what Vicious Mockery does.

[@ptonpc]

Hey, a bard is has more uses than just an arrow sponge. Who knew?

[@Eir_of_Volheim]

Everyone. Everyone knew.

[@ptonpc]

@@Eir_of_Volheim So, I should stop using them as meat shields? :D

[@quasimofo6811]

@@ptonpc No, you just need to start making them do useful things while you're busy using them as meat shields.

[@uncuentofriki3635]

I knew. ...I'm the bard at my party and funnily enough the rest of them end up as arrow sponge.

[@adamschank7703]

Don't forget the charm spell.

[@brian57157]

Vicious mockery: haven’t seen a fantasy show this crappy since season 8 game of thrones......love you guys, thanks for the laughs😅

[@klaus7164]

That burn stings even when I'm not the target, because of the resurfaced trauma...

[@williamlydon2554]

*Having a French Man say "You Shall Not Pass"* History Buffs: :)

[@Chloe_2442]

Vicious Mockery: Wow, a plan actually worked for once

[@starryeyes5860]

I cant even begin to explain how much I love this web series. Never fails to to put me in a better mood.

[@boomboomfiyah]

This video is what happens when you use an UNO reverse card on the insulting Frenchman from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[@TheCrazyTamis]

I confess that for a moment I was afraid that with the fans using Vicious Mockery on you guys, some feelings would end up getting hurt, but then I remembered that Aussies don`t have feelings, your environment already took care of them like it does with everything else, so... You good! ;)

[@petemadrona2252]

Agreed. Nothing could possibly hurt them more than the memory of losing a war to birds.

[@lambentlamprey]

@@petemadrona2252 Sniffles "WE LOST TO EMUS, THEY'RE VELOCIRAPTORS!" Runs off sobbing.

[@captainrandom7935]

When you’re Australian and they make a flipping BUNNINGS REFERENCE!!!! HECK YEAH!

[@VegetaLF7]

Pretty sure they're all Australian as well.

[@julianoslittleteapot1041]

Same as a New Zealander!

[@captainrandom7935]

Yeah I know they Aussie that’s why I’m so happy they made the 10% off for a match price thing.

[@michaelrunk8593]

I just came across you this and it is most awesome web series I've ever seen. Also I'm in love with Nixie.

[@magdatorruellas9122]

70 yr old D&D player here… Mucho amo for you guys… absolutely brilliant!

[@herklapaduza]

Vicious mockery on France ? Comment OSEZ VOUS, espèce de manant ! A pile of croissants would be more effective than you as a guard ! (Love the show, always hilarious, every episode is a joy that leaves me with a smile for the day (or the night for this instance xD) Thank you a lot for all your work !

[@linceaerian]

J'aurais rajouté une pincée de "Faquin", un zeste de "pleutre", saupoudré de "bijoux manqué". :O ;)

[@geecko4169]

MÉCRÉÉÉAAAANNNNTTTT !!!!

[@labistellaire3983]

Noble jean-foutre, ôserai-je même.

[@gypsyenigma6032]

Vicious Mockery: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Vicious Mockery: Your cucumber is soft and your Garden is over grown!!!!

[@GregorifElfeNoir]

Damn, straight in the vegetables

[@recall3550]

Ha-ha!)

[@ccaffie1231]

remember: when the bushes are trimmed, the tree looks taller

[@projectknm8670]

Cripes, I am now imagining a certain son of a shepherd unleashing Vicious Mockery upon those foolish enough to "break the celery stalk on the back of a sea urchin" ... ... ... ... ...and then beat them up.

[@axeldornelles5292]

Minotaurium Emporium: Low prices and even lower clientele.

[@themurrrr]

Can’t get over how cool the new threads are looking on everyone! They’re all just 👌🏼

[@boxofmadness2511]

didnt know there was a second pyromancer in the group, what a burn

[@FalconFallen]

Burning Elf, now that’s a festival I’d like to visit

[@almasyelesbayev736]

Dwarf detected

[@recall3550]

@@almasyelesbayev736 or Drow detected

[@darkhorseman8263]

That cat needs a character.

[@GrantMcHerron]

Maybe it's a familiar???? :)

[@krissydoll8213]

@@GrantMcHerron Hmm, could be. I shall nickname her "Kitty Lumpkins"!

[@melvixen1943]

From the 4 Maincharacters i like the Cat the most :)

[@thebritishgamer836]

5*

[@BloodyBay]

@@thebritishgamer836 The Dungeon Master doesn't count. ;-)

[@commissariat9123]

Hey, that was a Warrior of Minas Tirith model!

[@JMac413410]

How to anger the bard: talk shit about the Minotaurium Emporium