Neopets

[@wubologist]

i played neopets religiously in 5th grade and my mom bought me 23 neopets on ebay for my birthday and i would stuff them in a little toy bus and jump on the trampoline and the last one to stay in the bus was the winner now i just go to work and pay bills and hate my life

[@vheataylorsyorkies7215]

Wubologist likewise my man, I miss the days when I'd battle my pokemon and digimon toys in the pool...

[@lefixart1870]

wow this comment got me sad. noiceeeee

[@user-bh9wg3wq7s]

I hope you do well now❤

[@ramirabayah9251]

Stop

[@vrwmiki_ekdoxi]

Early fortnite

[@theannoyinggeek156]

"Official warning from the neopets team" I'm done making neopets videos.

[@Funnygirl2006]

how was the cow?

[@Jessicauniversetv]

fuck you i was gonna say that lolz

[@kadachi2959]

man u might have awsome channel

[@BearmanBob]

This aged well

[@christianfilmssstm8933]

Great foreshadowing.

[@hewhomainsness9189]

"Hey, what game would kids like to play?" "How about a spinning wheel that lasts for 9 hours?" *"hell yes"*

[@thefreelancequeen]

big boy i always found it funny tbh

[@truck-samagodofreincarnati3256]

I spun it before it wet to sleep each night

[@he96765]

I never had the patience for that wheel, no matter if I could win a paintbrush

[@he96765]

@@truck-samagodofreincarnati3256 if only I had a computer of my own back then, I've would have done this

[@guybrushthreepwood9071]

It teaches children the important lesson that life is one big dissapointment but if you're patient you'll also be dissapointed

[@scruffmutt]

Dunkey and Leah's relationship is so strong...if my partner closed out on the neopets wheel it would've been over right then and there

[@Jinxbreaker]

Hopefully Leah doesn’t trip on a banana

[@barbrastrysand6727]

“Partner?” What are you, gay?

[@joenevico7742]

@@barbrastrysand6727 psshhhh bahahaha he might actually be gay fr fr and dunkey is black and Biden is President.

[@aaronl22]

+

[@mylastaccountgotbanned2393]

@@joenevico7742 biden is the president tho isnt he?

[@VedTraed]

Fun fact: this game was bought by Viacom back in 2005 for US$160 million. The development cost of GTA 5 (excluding marketing) was US$137 million.

[@majoro7251]

this pile of utter shit was bought for 160m? fuck!

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

VedTraed does that account for inflation too?

[@VedTraed]

The Sapphire Carbuncle No. Today that Neopets purchase would be US$198 million.

[@ColorFusical]

neopets used to be awesome tbh the plots and site events were really fun and since all the good stuff was extremely expensive people actually dedicated their time to earn nps thus the site was really active, so back in the day this site was worth that money

[@Agent_Cobalt]

Utonium Ph. D. How the "mighty" have fallen Honestly this looks entirely built upon its community (in short, it wouldn't be what you call popular without the hardcore fans) But that doesn't at all make it good Everything ever has some sort of fan base now a days, and I'm sure this video came from a so bad it's good pov

[@CausticFoil]

Dunkey was *dying*, and now he is *starving*!

[@P_araps]

CausticFoil He then turned yellow and got *very hungry*!

[@anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147]

1.8 likes and only 2 replies? *NIGGA!*

[@elijahtijero613]

Stonks ↗️

[@tubbykids00]

The road to recovery is a long way ahead but hey it's progress

[@TheCrazyunicornlady]

after watching this, I checked in on my neopet. Its 3,373 days old and dying lmfao

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Since March of 2010 ?

[@konaccha]

4876 days since mine. Wouldn't have remembered this game existed til I saw this vid.

[@hawktalon7890]

I don't remember my login info, but I haven't logged in since, like....maybe 2008? F for my Neopets.

[@Sonichero151]

@@hawktalon7890 oh God same........ I now feel horrible for the neopets I left behind because I grew up.....

[@jayakisatra4208]

Your Neopets will haunt you with their already nonexistent bellies! _EERRGHHH FEED ME, TIMMY_

[@huzash6977]

"Macy Gray is a very special Neopet. She uses her amazing singing voice to charm other pets into being her friend. Watch out for her ray gun though!" Believe it or not folks this is real, this was in the game. What a world we live in.

[@olivialanc9035]

Really??

[@GingerNishikino]

Olivia yes, and there’s penguin Neopets called Bruce, which literally used Bruce Forsyth’s photo.

[@Xernvalt]

To add to the public domain of info, my research also said that the game was originally developed for college students who couldn’t keep pets on campus so that’s why they had weird ass pets like Macy Gray

[@HealthyWC-2]

@@Xernvalt "originally developed for college students who couldn’t keep pets on campus so that’s why they had weird ass pets like Macy Gray" But her picture was a Black singer xd

[@scottishcheese13]

@@HealthyWC-2 because Macy Gray is a black singer?

[@rpgaddict314]

Ah, Neopets, the first Internet game I wasted so much time on until I thought "why the hell am I playing this?"

[@HarrisonScottHisoandso]

I never played I just remembered getting neopet toys at mcdonalds.

[@gillesandkarel]

+Frank oh god

[@murica4402]

Harrison Scott same here. I once had a neopet plushie, It was a small little devil

[@rpgaddict314]

I'm moving, digging through my stuff, and found Neopets cards of all things.

[@pixeltiger4204]

oh yes, the first of a dozen

[@KishibeRohan]

>Its Black Friday >Dunkey uploaded >Dunkey is black confirmed

[@partywhale9613]

Kishibe Rohan inb4 top comment

[@sunforged1662]

Kishibe Rohan K

[@isyaboi]

Kishibe Rohan blackuminati confirmed!

[@computerpixels3223]

I Hope That's A Joke Cuz Hes Not :3

[@themonkeyking53]

Kishibe Rohan You got beaned by Killer Queen today

[@drakevegas7073]

I actually looked it up, and yes, Kau used to be a black woman instead of an actual cow on Neopets. I thought it was a joke. It was not.

[@PlayDotHack]

holy shit he isn't lying

[@Yayofangamer16]

Lmaooo

[@CyranofromBergerac]

I feel like I should be ashamed to reveal I knew that... Also another one was a parody of Bob Parker, and a bottle of beer use to be an item.

[@silentangel2259]

Tavier and wasn't there also a James bond one?

[@deathisaconstantreminder9795]

Where the website

[@brandonmorel2658]

My dad, one of the most important members in the board of directors of Viacom lost most of his money when he played a minigame of the neopets site, he lost 13 neopoints ( 1 billion dollars adjusted for inflation )

[@douglasbubbletrousers4763]

I’m sorry. That had to be hard on your family. I hope you were all able to stay together and stick it through the tough times

[@davidholliday1054]

HA!

[@Safar_Galimzyanov]

Read the description

[@Aztrosist]

If you take the word "dunkey," get rid of some of the letters, and then add a few, you get: B L A C K You tryna' hide something, dunk?

[@kirbyjinet302]

Aztrosist oh great its ass cancer

[@mistergrool3941]

daddy what are you doing here

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

*your

[@voodoorude1635]

Big fan

[@cajbajthewhite4889]

Ass Resist, I don't watch your videos because you are black.

[@guinea4594]

In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars. (13 neopoints)

[@rocu5036]

Guinea Yeah, I know what a description is too.

[@guinea4594]

Rocu In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars. (13 neopoints)

[@OGBeefStew]

In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars. (13 neopoints)

[@shinoki298]

In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars. (13 neopoints)

[@notmyname9675]

In November 2016, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $10 dollars. (2 neopoints)

[@classyglassy2035]

"Uh-oh..." **maniacal laughter** Ok, apparently Leah is actually a sadist hidden behind an unreasonably cute voice.

[@nothanksfools]

Annoying voice *

[@marzbar5877]

That’s just like... your opinion, man

[@dionysusfall2738]

@@marzbar5877 im the dude

[@libertyprime3827]

@@nothanksfools No one wants to hear your shit opinion

[@libertyprime3827]

@@whenyournameisduoduos1282 No one wants to hear your opinion about my opinion about his opinion

[@mattterway6487]

I think the cheese shop game could be a reference to a Monty Python skit.

[@foxygrin]

@@piratediscoking1392 well, Neopets came out a long time ago

[@dumbdumb572]

@@foxygrin for children

[@joshuawinestock9998]

Definitely a reference. Don't want to panic anybody but I think this game might just have a sense of humour

[@allykat5931]

@@dumbdumb572 i mean the people who used to play it are most likely in their early to late 20s now

[@Fewchore]

@@allykat5931 30's, it was popular for kids-tweens in the early 2000's

[@gorrilaunit99]

Dunkey's girls laughter is pure. evil.

[@CasperTheGhost64]

No one likes you peter.

[@aegisfate117]

Oil swangin' diploma, got em peepin' my persona I done shook dice with Larry Bird in Barcelona

[@applemansr2688]

theringwoodbros loneliness forever FAM!!

[@snubbenper9187]

*Leah

[@TheMissHooligan]

gorrilaunit99 IT'S ADORABLE!

[@shottysteve]

that was a good ass video. do one on newgrounds next!

[@suresren]

I know right? Neopets, miniclip, xgenstudios, newgrounds...Fuck, blast from a previous decade.

[@hexmaniac]

suresren goddamn... do you remember when miniclip use to have Looney tunes on their website

[@shottysteve]

suresren holy shit. xgenstudios. what the hell i havent heard that for so long

[@suresren]

thethethethethethe Do you remember when people used to play Bush vs Kerry boxing?

[@hexmaniac]

suresren lmao yeah

[@Intervault]

Pokemon sun and moon looks great

[@zeronuff2028]

He's playing it on the new new 3ds.

[@Sweetfunkyjesus]

I believe it's called the "3DBoy Advanced SP XXL" actually. Fuck Nintendo.

[@andrewcomstock2828]

PCWOverlord Nintendo knocked it out of the park

[@Boamere]

It's really good,it's able to laugh at itself which is rare for a pokemon game

[@Gamer4672]

My favorite new pokemon is Alola Jynx at 6:08

[@whattowatchwednesdays]

"My neopet is dying. I'm going to feed it a knife" I don't know what I found funnier in that situation: A. The fact that Dunkey named his neopet 'stupid_idiot_2000' B. The fact that he fed a KNIFE to said neopet C. The fact that it didn't kill the neopet OR D. The fact that after the neopet ate it, he went from dying to starving.

[@yisusarguedas2120]

The knife was also worth 46k neopoints

[@Kraetor3732]

I’d rather go with E. The fact that the neopet thought it was delicious

[@MrAeRoZz]

Fuck i have to feed my neopets back from '06

[@hexx2211]

MrAeRoZz I kept forgetting the passwords to my accounts so I would just keep making new ones to neglect

[@bigmanpigman]

Same, spare some food to mine.

[@Masterfiend]

they don't die btw. The pets literally stay on "dying" forever. I would know since I forgot to feed mine for a year and came back and played it up again.

[@dragon666777]

I remember once my brother left it to stay in that hotel for about 100 days, with every possible benefit the hotel offered, then he never signed into the account again. Wonder how much neopoints he owes them

[@QuoteNat]

He's more in debt then the entire usa

[@Will-Xaru]

I'm 25 and remember playing this at school, I used to just enjoy the minigames.

[@Akranejames]

Your pseudo just got yourself a like because of nostalgia.

[@P_araps]

Roll Fizzlebeef I doubt I could play at school anymore cuz my school is fucking retarded and it blocks alot of the kid sites.

[@DJAfter8]

well, better go to 4chan then!

[@knee0036]

BeefyFizzle!

[@juanmarodriguez6010]

me too

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

Neopets. More like Winston.

[@betogoncalves4426]

WInstonsPets

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

+Beto Goncalves. Lol

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

***** Did somebody say, Peanut butter.

[@Killerwhale-kp2fm]

***** Don't get me angry.

[@aegisfate117]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh, sorry.

[@mattlariat3806]

I know that sometimes it's hard to decipher when Dunkey is trolling or being sarcastic, but let me assure you that the pet "Kau" literally used to be Macy Gray holding a ray gun. That is not him trolling. It's real.

[@HealthyWC-2]

I swear everytime I think Dunkey is trolling I find out this shit is real. You know how weird it was that "Joe's Dinner" didn't get a PS5 release?

[@ishmaboy]

I'm so glad he played all the old games. This really took me back...2002 was an amazing year for shitty flash games.

[@suresren]

That was when flash really was shitty. Like. Really shitty. Ever watch Joe Zombie? Or Dead Rain? On newgrounds

[@moviesrobert]

Flash is and has always been shitty. with the creation of toon boom harmony, only shoobies use flash

[@jarlath6815]

You tryna fuck with Diesel and Death boy?

[@Slimurgical]

Toon Boom Harmony can't make games you actual dumbass.

[@moviesrobert]

***** If it's about games, then there's a hell of lot better things to make games with, even back then

[@Necrobadger]

God, I wonder if my old Neopets account from 2001 still exists.

[@bobenheimen]

Yes and your neopet caught the neorabbies and had to start neohooking itself out for neopoints for more neosmack to make it thru the neoday. Please do not respond to this neomessage.

[@forteprotze]

Necrobadger I imagine so. Mine from around that time (I think) is still there.

[@綾子-s9q]

Necrobadger it does. mine from 2003 exists.

[@綾子-s9q]

Necrobadger it's hey_girl_156 lol. cringe

[@H33lios]

Necrobadger same lol

[@00st4rboy]

is that a pro genji

[@elizabethbrooks2003]

No it's Jesus

[@nomadic-loyalist]

Just a random meme SHADOW MOSSES

[@elizabethbrooks2003]

Loyalist GCMT hi mom

[@Eroil]

Is this the unrelated dunkey meme contest? Because pretty sure I'm the best. Not even close babyyyyy Do you remember that one time dunkey beat sky in smash? spaghetti and meatballs DID SOMEBODY SAY KNACKKKKK? Try and beat me boi

[@elizabethbrooks2003]

Eroil G.r what are you fucking gay

[@cellextheblackout]

Oh This must be that penguin club game i keep hearing about. Looks great.

[@bson-xi1no]

@Nyvzzz dude it was a joke

[@StolidLiquid]

@Nyvzzz Not as good as bookworm adventures deluxe though...

[@LateTheIdiot]

yeah the new club penguin game sure looks good

[@imjonathan6745]

@nyvzzz b*tch!!

[@VanBurenOfficial]

Neopets what the hottest thing back in the day, that one game where you got the eggs and it was like snake was the dream

[@MeanBread]

dude i played the shit out of that game

[@VanBurenOfficial]

Meerca Chase 2

[@SirClawedfrog]

Memorieeeeeeees.

[@TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy]

They say that if you're early, Dunkey will do nothing.

[@TheFalseProphetofDomeocracy]

oh my fucking god it's true!!!!!!

[@shblov]

OH MY GOD THE PROPHECY CAME TRUE

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

My KZbin says you left a comment 17 hours ago whivh got replied to 23 hours ago. Twice. So your a time traveler, and thus your prophesies are cheating. Or KZbin is telling me false information.

[@RBtheMad]

i thought he was joking about the black woman. nope.

[@綾子-s9q]

uzzumymw seriously ?

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

It wasn't just any black woman. It was Macy Gray. They also had a pet based on Bruce Forsythe. In fact, it wasn't just based on him, it was literally just a cutout photograph of him. Don't ask me. I don't know why either of them were a thing, either. All I know was that they were changed due to copyright concerns.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

mirkalal Weird, right? I believe the site started out as being for college kids so it was just kind of a weird joke, I guess.

[@celesbianmegastar]

Those were the April Fools Images, not the originals. Still funny, tho.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Kalle Scope No, they weren't! Macy Gray became the Kau and Bruce Forsythe became the Bruce (shocker, I know).

[@bobdylan568]

How could you not include the original design for the Bruce which was literally just an image of Bruce Forsyth

[@vivianjensen4585]

I can't believe I clicked on your fucking account. I wanna die

[@nickv.3573]

@@vivianjensen4585 why

[@JCstock]

or the neopet that was just one of the creators friends.

[@Luckydeath973]

I saw this on the stream live, it was freaking amazing, when Lea closed the wheel on accident he litteraly stopped the stream and said " welp there it is, she closed it, it's done " xD it was so funny

[@lastnamefirstname6949]

Where can I find his stream

[@Luckydeath973]

Well you could just search " dunkey stream " and click the first link but there it is : twitch.tv , is he's twitch stream , he rarely stream , and sometimes he tweet before he streams but it's rare so yeah.

[@Luckydeath973]

Doesn't mean he doesn't stream, it could means he deletes or doesn't allow past broadcast.

[@guitarlolfriend]

How did make a team of Baby Elephantes who accepts a quest from Chomby & the fungus balls

[@P_araps]

PestilenceProductions By eating a can of halloween poison bones! *badum ting!*

[@guitarlolfriend]

unfunny

[@noredine]

that's a knee slapper right there

[@RaniNicholeM]

This website was the best part of my childhood. I still have my pink and white Aisha door hanger from when I was a small girl. Thanks for all the programmers' beautiful work. Love you guys!

[@mossara7898]

If I had to pick one video to completely forget, just to be able to rewatch it again like I did the first time I saw it, it would be this video. It’s, how you say..... a masterpiece.

[@Leto_0]

Ah man I'm in my mid 20s and this video still makes me wanna relive the neopets days. There were some actually good games on there. Especially the old school rpg, I still have such strong memories of it 10+ years later

[@yalldveyaint4647]

im about a year late but if you mean neoquest it's still playable, the other games are kinda... dead bc of flash but if you download a browser with flash theyre playable too

[@stubreddon318]

dunk, I want to thank you for providing this entertainment for all of us. my brother recently passed away but we would always make it a routine to get together and watch your newest video together. you were the only KZbinr we sincerely enjoy watching. thanks again for helping me make fond memories of my brother.

[@jakeunderscore]

Neopets started my gambling addiction

[@ashmanpopo]

I like how in the ball drop game, the table is cleary slanted with books under the legs

[@GabeJohnson91]

Dunkey's pet's name is stupid_idiot_2000... Someone drank in the Gift of Jericho.

[@ImSoPhreshhh]

YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!

[@bangingyourmom247]

You know who's fault it was to make that wheel spin forever? Roman Reigns

[@VenomSnakee]

Dunkey just made the list

[@yebutmynameiskyle]

Chins McMahon.

[@danherbert8714]

Maaaaaaaaan

[@RabbitPlaysGames]

I'm mildly ashamed to confess that I spent an unhealthy amount of my pre-teen years playing Neopets. 😂

[@doorstuck706]

Rabbit Plays Games Me too

[@LazyTomato]

oh good so i'm not the only one who used to play the shit out of this

[@Kronusis]

Rabbit Plays Games same like 8 years ago my siblings and I would spend hours on it, he didn't show any of the good games though :/

[@KandiKisses101]

Not as ashamed as I am to say I still play it!

[@RabbitPlaysGames]

Metal Gear Zeke Glad I'm not alone! XD

[@upodkaste]

In June 2005, Viacom bought Neopets Inc. for $160 million dollars.

[@WormyJester8]

(13 neopoints)

[@TheRealIsaakAllen]

You know who owned it prior to the viacom acquisition? Scientologists, for real look it up

[@maskettaman1488]

@@TheRealIsaakAllen If you're gonna steal a tidbit from down the rabbit hole at least get it right lmao

[@TheRealIsaakAllen]

@@maskettaman1488 NO... I am a stubborn 12 year old

[@Jun-cz9cv]

On the bright side... Its a lotto money How many people was managing neopet before beingg sold anyway?

[@MoishaAPD]

how did make a team of baby elephants who accepts a quest from Chomby and The Fungus Balls? BY EATING A CAN OF HALLOWEEN POISON BONES AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[@camelofsiberia962]

He is speaking language of the gods

[@phoenixbloomfield9472]

Now that's comedy

[@nymphomata69]

fuckin chumby and the fungus balls AHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

[@guybrushthreepwood9071]

It's funny because it's true

[@Diskhate]

Sometimes i come back to this video just for the couple of seconds at 7:20 "and there he is; that's the guy!"

[@MistahShootrES]

Does anyone know the music though? lol

[@jmlkhan5153]

@@MistahShootrES The Price is Right theme

[@Aldous_Wormsly]

@Diskhate you back bro?

[@FinnTheGentleman]

Literally the reason I'm here now at work lol.

[@krishvasa7644]

Me too man, me too

[@PinguinCrazy]

getting kids hooked on gambling games, nice neopets

[@pyromasteralex]

gotta train them early for the lootboxes

[@Kjn864]

This is my fav Neopets channel. Keep up the good videos

[@Kjn864]

yea

[@KatzNoirNation]

I'm going through a really hard time right now. Watching all your videos over again is legitimately saving me right now. Thanks Dunk

[@xXMajorityClutchXx]

My father used to work on the large house owned by the family who created Neopets. They're very wealthy Scientologists in LA. They paid a lot for a custom ice sculpture of the neopet at 7:13 to use at their xmas party.

[@neopabo]

ExplodingBoot Huh. Interesting

[@suresren]

*Scientology* *Scientology* *Scientology* *Scientology* *Shaggy's dancing intensifies*

[@KasuyaIceKarz2000]

+suresren *Let's plot a course. Intercourse.*

[@mincephi4718]

scientologits invested in neopets but they didnt create it

[@KasuyaIceKarz2000]

Billy Mays *Lucky for him I'm a dog lover.*

[@UndarkAido]

Aw man, you're getting me all nostalgic. I loved Neopets in Elementary school. I played 2 things: Neopets and Warcraft III. I was a strange child.

[@snazwonk2066]

Neopetcraft

[@keklekekle1114]

Thats like watching Pokemon and Game of Thrones, quite the f*cking contrast

[@GeeztJeez]

Neopoints is the most reviled strand type currency I have ever laid my eyes upon

[@lucas02291]

Every couple of months I come back to this video just to watch the last bit a couple of times

[@sharp937]

And with no advertisements!! Dunkey you are amazing. You're the only youtuber that I'll pause my adblocker for and let it run muted for 6 minutes for

[@sharp937]

I mean even if you do. You choose all the right ones. Not like gametheroy where he pacifically pushes diet coke and sour patch kids and crap on his videos and tricks his audience with lies, then trying to play its off as a joke. You're a genius dunkey

[@oOBlueVoltageOo]

sharp937 i got a 30 second no skip ad.

[@sharp937]

e.g. John e.g. Smith You don't understand. Not seeing a crunchy roll or loot create ad is a breath of fresh air. I turned OFF ad blocked to watch a add to pay donkey respect

[@mjfernandez-muldoon5202]

I remember I used to be obsessed with Grundos.

[@HollyHyst3ria]

bori's all the way XD

[@jumanism5681]

best joker h

[@Juuhazan_]

You do know Grundos are stupid, right?

[@Xarazel]

saaaame fam

[@TurbopropPuppy]

don't throw a Hissi fit

[@arstellum1137]

Was that cheese game a Monty Python reference?

[@takashiari1598]

Arstellum I hope so

[@cantwakeuppng]

more like a rip off, it was taking the lines directly from monty python

[@marigo856]

cantwakeup.png, so its a reference then

[@CAMSLAYER13]

if I remember rightly you needed to say a cheese from the neopet universe. I recall finding out a cheese then when I tried to use it it was stupidly expensive

[@dinolandra]

how is it a rip off if it's a game on a website? a ripoff would be another movie using those lines

[@SnipermanElite]

Damn, I made my Neopets account long ago when I was like 13. What a lovely shit it was, like, coming home from school and spending some hours playing in that platform daily, for like two years or some. Loved the diversity about places, mini-games, events, stories, misteries and stuff. Then it started to decline progressively and I started forgetting it out with time, entering the site with less and less frequency until I left it at some point I can't figure out. I'm 22 right now and after years of oblivion this shit just came out to my mind for apparently no reason, so I wanted to log in once again and search on the internet to see how are things going. Oh dude, the nostalgia, now that I think, my time in Neopets was one of the few good times I had during my teen age.

[@russian_bomb4202]

*Don't forget to feed your Neopets*

[@Yosokai]

Biggest lie *ever*

[@cathyluthy3421]

Neopet

[@AceTheDragon3]

Goddamn, I logged into this website after, oh, 8 years? 8-9 years? Good lord, this was the SHIT back then. Now it's... not. Huh. Should I feel bad?

[@muhammedabdul-ghaffar8765]

I feel quite similar as you do, it's still around but it's been seriously forgotten in the popular mind.

[@AceTheDragon3]

Muhammed Abdul-Ghaffar Maybe it's just at a stand-still until someone overhauls it. The site still has that Windows XP feel to it. The flash games don't even play properly because the newest version of Flash can't run them properly.

[@AceTheDragon3]

***** Calm down there, Jose.

[@AceTheDragon3]

Addison Bortion You just made my day with this comment. xD

[@Chantel99]

Your not the only one. When I was younger I would play this sometimes...I remember hoping to get this paint brush in the game that makes your pet look like a pretty fairy soooo bad...XD Now 9 years later I look at it again and I'm like, wow...o.o I must of had nothing better to do back then.

[@Blazinter]

Dunkey, you don't need to torture yourself playing this class of stuff. Why not master pieces like Superman 64 or replay some Knack?

[@newt2246]

he did one on superman 64 already

[@PorkpieJohnny]

newt "Superman sixty-- no."

[@MGBYST]

Blazinter DID SOMEONE SAY KNACK

[@karawithgun8148]

Ya like dat Knack don'tcha, bitch?

[@samsterog]

IITTTZZZ KNAAACK BAYBEEEEE!!!

[@smthingman]

"I'm already banned from neopets." Next video: *I'm done with neopets*

[@thedirtiestsloth9468]

When I first watched this video a year and a half ago, I thought "Kau" being a black woman was just a joke Dunkey put together. Today I learned that it's actually fucking real.

[@AdamChadmon]

is the cheese store a monty python reference?

[@SuspensefulMatt]

It has to be. I don't know how he didn't get it.

[@AdamChadmon]

SuspensefulMatt never expected a monty python reference in fucking neopets

[@Urbansquealer]

Oh my lord I loved that Monty Python reference.

[@AdamChadmon]

Urbansquealer ikr can't believe this obvious monty python reference

[@dasmaymay7314]

It is a Monty Python reference though. "I think it's runnier than you'd like it, sir" is almost a direct quote from the sketch, and "We never have that on Saturdays" is in the same vein

[@logasoba]

i didnt have neopets, i had webkinz

[@CorrosiveH2O]

I had Club penguin, yall Play free shit XD

[@anotherwiseunpleasantperso2147]

i had 2008 roblox, ya'll are weak af.

[@MachineWashableKatie]

I had minesweeper, Y'all weak.

[@abcamericanbullcrap3056]

You were rich as hell huh?

[@dubbinofyoutube]

I had 33 webkinz on my account...good times

[@seigeengine]

Neopets actually wasn't terrible at one point. The games were fun, and the economy wasn't completely shit and pointless,

[@nevereverstopsinging]

Isn’t it pretty much the exact same now?

[@tarponpet]

The fun games are still there

[@anavailablehandle]

@@nevereverstopsinging the company that bought from viacom doesnt know wtf theyre doing. also you cant play 70% of the games now, they died with flash.. yet to be converted

[@simunator]

death of flash killed the game scene

[@seigeengine]

@@nevereverstopsinging No, but also that economy bit is relevant. My parents got into neopets and largely bought and sold things on the market accruing massive amounts of neopoints, but then they added price controls or something like that.

[@Just_Amatuer]

Wow, Sun and Moon looks pretty shitty to me. I don't get the hype.

[@Melkac]

It's the beta version.

[@rianiku2638]

Unshaved Malevolence alpha*

[@Eroil]

Wow are you serious? Did you even watch the video? That black woman looked amazing!

[@Tuskor130]

The Fedderation well it's the first time they officially addressed the biggest issue of the game. they called it Sun and Moon because you see both of them in the time it takes to spin da wheel

[@maisumjesus]

Eroil G.r you mean cow, right?

[@JT_Jag]

Neopets was hot shit back in the late 90s, back before we had good things to do on the internet. I have to admit, I spent my share of time on it.

[@fukuuu]

JT Jag ytmnd and newgrounds

[@Catcrumbs]

Neopets only existed for one full month of the late 90s.

[@PaperLigers]

i dont remember it being this shitty

[@SM-gt9vg]

Why would you ask for real life cheeses in a game that takes place in an imaginary land called Neopia with imaginary made-up animals? Are you stupid, Addison? His gf was right, he should've put brick cheese... or dung cheese... those are cheeses that can actually be used in that game. You search on google: "what cheeses can be used in Cheeseroller?" Jeez you obviously never played Neopets. xD

[@SM-gt9vg]

The wheel of monotony takes 2 hours because it's called the wheel of MONOTONY. xD It's not broken. It works like it was designed to. Spin it and then open a new tab and do something else while you wait. Not that hard. xD There's like 7 other wheels you can spin that only take 10 seconds if you're lazy. There's nothing wrong with the site, he just purposely picked some of the oldest/worst flash games and most boring features for comedic effect.

[@PaperLigers]

so are there any good ones? dunkey certainly missed all of them

[@Plasstyre]

+THE RAGE MACHINE Fan boy much? I bet you still play Neopets.

[@luunnmusic]

i got really into it a year ago like i'm fucking rich now on my account and have rare pets but like i literally never played the games :p there's a lot to do on the site. it's pretty fun still if you know what you're doing.

[@skrrskrr]

I love how Leah actually goes "uh-oh."

[@Whitefright]

Wow last time I played this I had dial up, had to hear that annoying sound everytime I got online

[@magik4353]

lol dunkey you didn't even mention that the penguin neopet was literally just a black and white photo of bruce forsythe

[@harukatashi5524]

Gosh it's been a long time since I've fed mine. like twelve years or something.

[@SaMooRai182]

Yeah, that thing is dead like a motherfucker.

[@10storme]

Actually neopets can't die he's just eternally starving to death, unable to end his suffering

[@ItsJustTeddington]

If he hasn't logged in quite a while, the account might have been purged, hence the suffering ends. Can't say the same for pets thrown into the pound with random number/letter combinations in their names though.

[@nathaniely3678]

Hey dunk, this is one of my favorite videos of all time, thanks for making an absolute classic that never fails to make me laugh.

[@Eggie3000]

WHERE IS KNACK??!!! I SAW IT EARLIER BUT CANT FIND IT NOW

[@jakesmith9438]

Eggie3000 check his Twitter

[@knack2657]

Right here pal

[@emileeacosta1945]

this shit was the shit back in my shit

[@emileeacosta1945]

but seriously i would roleplay the shite out of those Neopets forums

[@chrissanchez3884]

emilee for real, neopets was bae back in the dae

[@Jinars.]

shit

[@TheMissHooligan]

shit.. that's some crazy shit!

[@BboyKeny]

emilee This shit right here

[@karawithgun8148]

You know after this video was uploaded, Neopets probably saw the largest amount of visitors on their website in years. That's like, 15 visitors think.

[@midknight1339]

I'm pretty sure that cheese store is a Monty Python cheese shop sketch reference, and I'm oddly proud of Neopets

[@blahthebiste7924]

I literally just went onto neopets for the first time in years yesterday

[@Kjn864]

yea

[@owenbrasseaux3894]

yep

[@Kjn864]

Owen Brasseaux yea

[@5h4d0wl0rd]

Owen Brasseaux

[@cutiepatooty123]

Yeah, makes me want to try & see if mine's still alive.

[@angryrhinos]

This is honestly one of my favorite videos Dunkey has made

[@MurakamiTenshi]

you've just convinced me to log into a neopets account I hadn't touched since 2003

[@alexiz0013]

Lol

[@Toby_Kat]

So how were they?

[@sakarver]

Dunkey taking a second and then showing the original dragon neopet with the music on top still gets me to this very day.

[@Youmuus]

isn't this game child abuse ?

[@clockwork4751]

yes

[@moistbreadcrust7381]

Child abuse? It's called fun.

[@ThrownBrick]

MoistBreadCrust Fun abuse?

[@hierophantdeluxe9254]

Kids these days call it "entertainment".

[@moistbreadcrust7381]

ThrownBrick Just 'fun'

[@sefyravelvetpaw8166]

Man Neopets was my shit back in 2002. I saw this in my list and said "No way did Dunkey do that NOW? Surely this is from the 00s and I just missed it right?" >Published on Nov 25, 2016 *Wipes a tear* Good old neopets.

[@charlieapples9373]

Man, you should have seen Neopets back in the early-mid 2000’s. It was almost all static HTML and had a staff of like 6 full-time people total, all from the UK, and boy howdy...they did not give a fuck about being kid-friendly. Hell, they didn’t give a fuck, period. There were like random events which could give you the best items in the game OR steal all of your Neopoints or best item *in your bank* OR straight up kill one of your Neopets in some gruesome way. Just by walking around. It was chaos. It was just one huge, trippy ass in-joke that the developers perpetuated seemingly for their own amusement, since this was back before they started doing sponsorship deals or digital currency shit. They weren’t making diddly squat for years, they just loved trolling and scaring the shit out of children on the internet under the guise of a cute fun video game that made absolutely no sense.

[@themagician3032]

i need to see a documentary on this cause i played as a kid and i never saw any of this cool shit you speak of

[@lilithlaney1759]

@@themagician3032 That's because they're lying. There's tons of videos on how neopets came to be and while it wasn't as kid friendly for like it's first year it was never as this person claimed it to be. I played in 2003 before it had digital currency or anything of the sort, and while the parts about the items you'd get from events are true your pets would never die and your account *would get frozen for cussing on the forums or if your art for the weekly drawing contest was too risque.

[@themagician3032]

@@lilithlaney1759 thanks for clearing that up

[@russrussrusstan]

cant tell if trolling. its not true btw.

[@chayam5904]

I was crying with laughter for real it was so good I just found you and now I need to binge watch all your videos

[@nickm3449]

This reminds me of the time dunkey beated sky in smash

[@TartarusPyro]

donkey knack 2 what you have to say about that?

[@EugeniadeLana]

What was that?

[@TartarusPyro]

knack the game

[@EugeniadeLana]

Did you see the video? I dont =[

[@videogamedunkey]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIC4Z2ChiKmnn7s

[@me-gusta-6962]

DUNKEY IS HERE

[@thomasshapley9647]

used to play neopets professionally until I ran into a fire and died while trying to defuse the bomb

[@WyrmAbyss1214]

My school had a program where once a week we played neopets for an hour, for the entirety of elementary school. The purpose being to practice arithmetic by calculating the difference in Neopoints we had from the beginning of the day to the end. Education in America...

[@NoelNolNull]

1:16 I wish i could have that level of enthusiasm for every situation, all the time, everywhere, with everybody, doing anything. At the same time

[@caseybaker7935]

As someone who was never into neopets, what I've learned from this video is that it's sadistic webkinz

[@plasticspoon60]

holy crap that site still exists! i played a few games on there as a kid that was over a decade ago. remember when they had neopets mc.donalds toys.

[@bitterknitter1795]

I member neopets toys, you member?

[@plasticspoon60]

Funtom Co. I member not getting the red dragon as the kid 😢

[@bitterknitter1795]

Blazing Bowman All I remember is getting the weird kangaroo looking one multiple times.

[@plasticspoon60]

Funtom Co. I member my brother getting a red one. But refused to trade atleast we got multiple different ones.

[@rus6685]

How'd this garbage make it to mcdonalds?

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I truly hope that neopets will never die. It perfectly captures everything about those of us born in the 90's.

[@mellowmadness3865]

I miss my puffles from club penguin, its been 8 years since I fed them.

[@Amberoo]

Thanks for reminding me of all my Neopets and how they're now all probably dead.

[@thedankpotato]

5:04 i would pay a good 60$ to play that game 70$ without a virus version

[@mrfunny3142]

yeah

[@brandonmoore99]

You can play it for free if you want: Clip-Clop the Banter Horse on Newgrounds

[@pikmp23]

@@brandonmoore99 you are a life saver!

[@putriscool]

I found this video when it was like a week old and it was my first Dunkey video. Truly a great turning point in my life.

[@planescaped]

I remember playing Neopets in 1999... I am legit amazed it still exists.

[@ke9n]

Found for League of Legends content. Stayed for everything except League of Legends content.

[@Sliq]

I've never heard of this man in my life but he has one of the most active KZbin channels making millions of views every video

[@Gr13fM4ch1n3]

Sliq he is dunkoo

[@H33lios]

Sliq same

[@KawaiiLolaa]

5 neopoints for all that effort lmao

[@icanwatchthevideos]

I think that was for a different playthrough than the one he showed. You can see he only got around 40 points when his high score is over 1200