The Worst Father in Gaming

[@henryrothert6160]

It’s crazy that he managed to keep up with the guy he was chasing despite crashing into every possible object in the market. Scary to image how fast he’d be at full power.

[@joe____]

Both of them actually possess immense quantities of power, to the untrained eye it appears as if they are stumbling around, but in reality this is a clash of titans, two impossibly powerful beings at odds with one another.

[@wacky-physics7506]

maybe if joe rogan wasn't wasting time with chickens and fish and crap

[@_Shay_]

@@wacky-physics7506 exactly so many times he could have just ran away. He literally took time to pick up throw every little thing. The developers really know how to make the most intense and suspenseful chase scenes.

[@TheNookOfficial]

honestly probably about the same speed

[@Yipper64]

This is the type of thing that makes me not like this kind of game. I mean yeah its hilarious but by and large youre expected to just go through and hit the quick time events. But really your actions have *no* consequences. Its just a film that happens to be animated in a videogame engine, and gives you little quick time events that *very slightly* change the animation if you hit them.

[@CesarDaSalad]

This man's commitment to pay a clown 2 dollars over keeping his son safe is truly awe-inspiring.

[@michaeld4854]

I busted a gut laughing at this comment.

[@CoolJoshido212]

JASONNNNN

[@jason1656]

but honey the clown needed $2

[@TheCaliforniaHP]

Seriously I was like what?

[@FlameMage2]

He was at least in a rush enough to give him a $20 and tell him to keep the change. $18 tip RIP Jason.

[@ArJayDM]

The fact that he was slipping, stumbling, crashing and falling over everything and was still keeping up with the bad guy has to be respected

[@Shuizid]

It's not that hard, if the bad guy is more concerned with throwing more stuff down, than actually running away. At this point he wasn't actually running away but just trashing the place.

[@maxlab55]

Why is the bad guy still throwing stuff. Like the dude fell down just run out instead of just throwing stuff on the ground lmao.

[@Shuizid]

@@maxlab55 Because the QTE are just there to keep the player awake during the boring plot, not to actually impact the story.

[@maxlab55]

@@Shuizid Yeah I agree with you. This part is badly executed imo.

[@Grapefruit5000]

​@@maxlab55 Dude, this whole game is poorly executed. Everything Quantic Dream touches is trash.

[@DaBroofUrner]

This transition from "I want to be the kind of father I used to be" to hysterically screaming "Shaun where are you" made me literally choke from laughter. Great vid

[@backlogbuddies]

That's pretty much how it goes. The only scene he cut out was him waking up in another street running looking for Shaun. The game is that poorly written but amazingly written for comedic effect

[@margarethmichelina5146]

And then, there was that infamous "SHAAAUUUNNNN!!" glitch

[@bizentino]

Yeah, thank you for narrating the events that unfolded in your unique and special life. Please, tell us more.😊

[@Mitsuraga]

Hey, credit where credit is due, he went right back to being exactly the kind of neglectful father he was at the beginning of the game.

[@zentazym1]

The best part is while he’s slipping and sliding on the ice, other people are walking by him with no issue at all. This is a subtle yet critical hint that the protagonist did not have his orange juice in the morning

[@nobodyspecial7895]

The guy chasing is a different character than the father, FYI, this game is lousy with white male protagonists.

[@Cloudiroth462]

And Jason

[@bunkotown01]

Norman Jayden has some issues, okay?

[@creeeamy7133]

He is slipping jimmy

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

That wasn't Ethan. It was the FBI guy.

[@deosillud]

Jason running straight into traffic the moment he is unattended is pure natural selection.

[@Xune2000]

Like father, like son.

[@AnuxeL]

The void called and he made damn sure he answered

[@Chillerll]

He walks away from his parents in a crowded place, goes down the staircase, leaves the mall, goes to the other side of the street, all for no apparent reason, then sees his dad and runs on the street like maniac which every 4 year old knows not to do. Classic David Cage writing.

[@Ted_Bell]

David Cage ally to the French voice actor

[@markoosh]

@@Chillerll lmao

[@harrison1735]

I always love watching that chase scene. The dude could have kept running and gotten away like 50 times but he keeps throwing obstacles just because he likes watching his pursuer fall down over and over.

[@exotic1405]

Not the chickens!

[@EvolvedDinosaur]

Average DBD survivor main

[@comicaldays]

@@exotic1405 "I hate these damn birds"

[@FleurLavie]

sadly it's because the clip was edited together, if you fail too much they get away :[

[@colonelnasty3600]

@@EvolvedDinosaur laughs in nurse

[@HeyitsTom999]

God, I never knew how depressing it was to fail through this game.

[@PomadaGaming]

lol welp,the punishment ig

[@MsZsc]

if depressing is synonymous with boring

[@modest_ozone645]

This game was depressed but i love it

[@MsZsc]

@@modest_ozone645 the game itself is depressed

[@coreycasciano3255]

One of the endings Ethan literally hangs himself

[@skellman42]

The cut from him saying, "I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be." to him calling for Shaun was hilarious.

[@johnmichaeladelman]

😂😆🤣

[@finnbirkett07]

possibly his best edit in so long hahahah

[@clockworktri]

That part had me cry-laughing!

[@Jm_Corda]

i lost it too

[@dymardo_]

The meme of the bug where he calls Shaun even though he already found him inspired a close friend of mine to name her son Shaun.

[@hovhadovah]

"I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be" _Loses his other son_ Mission accomplished

[@raccoola5089]

🤣

[@adamadeptus3686]

Just laughed so hard it hurt. Thank you, sir. 😂

[@inventgineer]

Yup, that WAS the joke Dunkey told in the editing. Not really funny to just repeat a joke someone LITERALLY JUST told, mate 😅.

[@Vivi_9]

@@inventgineer no u

[@bubblegumplastic]

@@inventgineer baby girl relax

[@robertojarrin3634]

Love the cut from “I want to get back to being the father I used to be” and then it immediately cuts to him losing Shaun

[@AndrewMarkII]

But it's the start of Fallout 4 😂

[@mondongoloco7902]

Glad to see that good traditions havent disappear

[@viderevero1338]

Wish Granted Unsuccessfully.

[@CaidicusProductions]

That was comedy gold. I'm laughing again, just thinking about it.

[@40glo46]

This game was perfectly made for a Dunkey video

[@LobsterPuncher]

Ethan is what would happen if you took every "there has to be a better way!" Infomercial and made it into a character.

[@cheeseking2825]

Are you tired of placing plates too hard?

[@Fatalismic]

Has this ever happened to you...?

[@6IGNITION9]

LOL

[@thecubeman381]

If it isn't sword fighting, Ethan fails at it

[@Ceasefirerightnow]

Quantic dreams really saved themselves with beyond two souls and detroit become human because this game was sh..

[@smajet5640]

My favorite part was how the dad jumped in front of the car, but the kid died and the dad was unharmed. Truly the finest example of dad-type storytelling. Edit: OK yeah he was in a coma apparently, but it still doesn't make sense.

[@et5216]

Such a weird story decision. Like why not just have Jason get hit by himself.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Did the programmers know what the story was supposed to be? It kinda seems like they didn't

[@gusskipner9809]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 At least its funny, they put a lot of time into it

[@LemonGuy0]

I'd say it probably causes you to fail because you died

[@ashen0001]

It's because Jason's hp was low from the sword fight earlier.

[@navyalam2129]

4:59 The transition between him resolving to be the kind of father he used to be and him idly shouting for shaun after losing him just like he did with jason is character stagnation at its finest

[@stevenslovacek5006]

Well he did return the type of father he used to be!

[@kobaine4486]

That was officially the hardest I've ever laughed at a dunkey vid

[@eduardofernandes9881]

character stagnation LOL i love that term

[@Konoronn]

4:59 The transition between him resolving to be the kind of father he used to be and him idly shouting for shaun after losing him just like he did with jason is character stagnation at its finest

[@mayebeline1149]

Imagine you lose your kid, and right as you're about to catch up to them and grab them, a random clown is like "you owe me $2" and your response is "ah of course, it's important that I pay this immediately, the kid can wait". Truly father of the year.

[@pablothemoron1305]

i puked lafthing ansd am haveing a storke

[@bingobongo1615]

Heavy Rain is an absolute embarrassment of a game but by god is it funny... (and it also looked great for the time - credit where credit is due, but otherwise its a complete failure)

[@grunkleg.29691]

Heavy Rain rivals the National Lampoon Vacation movies as one of the best comedy-of-errors of all time

[@zoeadkins9095]

This never crossed my mind, not even once. I, too, could be father of the year:)

[@radiomoth6796]

And then searching every single one of your pockets for five centuries while they wander off to god knows where

[@MrDaraghkinch]

"I want to get back to being the kind of father I used to be. ...Shaun! SHAUN?!" Holy shit I nearly died.

[@hizakikentai]

I didn’t even realize how much sadder the story gets when you do things wrong, it’s horrible and hilarious at the same time

[@zaidlacksalastname4905]

Is the game worth playing?

[@dmytrosoboliev935]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 it definitely was...before you watched this video 🤣

[@TheNautilusProject479]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 If you like story based games that don't have many action/shooter elements, you don't mind playing games that age badly, don't mind iffy voice acting and plot holes, and the game is on Sale? Yes, it's worth playing through the story once. It was good on paper. Different endings, different characters you play as, it was an okay experience. I was like 13 when I finally got around to playing it, and being a survivor of a trauma, it hit me hard. But I was a kid lol. TL;DR : Kinda worth it if you like games that are just movies and it's on sale. Didn't age well.

[@aspeckinthegrandschemeofth3457]

​@@zaidlacksalastname4905 Pros: +Actual branching story that never feels like it removes player agency +Interesting concept +Good soundtrack +Multiple endings Cons: -Uneven voice acting, sometimes ok, sometimes dull and immersion-breaking -Some choices or actions can have severe consequences that aren't well communicated or hinted at -A bunch of plot holes and loose threads It's worth playing through it just to experience and examine it, it's a really interesting game: a kind of proof of concept for a branching, story-focused game. It's just a shame that the game is _really_ janky and the story isn't all that well-written, but there's a good experience to be had and with better execution, it could've been a classic. As it stands, it's ok though, so if it's on sale you should play it if none of the flaws mentioned above are deal-breakers for you!

[@HipsterKaren]

@@zaidlacksalastname4905 playing? Definitely lolol but buying? 🦜

[@bighoss7504]

I love how ethan screws up doing every single task and then he absolutely demolished Jason in the sword fight💀💀

[@aspeckinthegrandschemeofth3457]

Hey it's not Ethan's fault he got min/maxed sword-fighting stats

[@dogelife7901]

Put all his skill points into swordplay

[@hermitcard4494]

Kids need to learn the world will show them no mercy. Best father ever.

[@wynoglia]

Like all good fathers should do Should always display dominance in armed/unarmed combat with your kids Everything else you should be an abject failure

[@Viceroy_Sundercles_III]

The highlight of this game is getting to beat your children.

[@Trans4Hire]

Heavy Rain is unintentionally the best slapstick comedy ever created, the fact that it's meant to be a serious story makes it even better

[@MusicoftheDamned]

Seriously. It's generally difficult to make me feel secondhand embarrassment from a game, but David Cage's cringeworthy writing is so bad it often ends up genuinely funny when you're not just shaking your head at its stupidity. 10/10 would laugh at again (as long as I don't have to financially support that talentless crybaby).

[@SpacePoolNoodle]

Heavy Rain is literally Tommy Wiseau’s The Room of Strand Type Games

[@MsZsc]

@@MusicoftheDamned i am crying from laughing too hard turns out he's a fucking genius

[@LuMnOsITi]

Worst game of all time.

[@tonts5329]

@@LuMnOsITi Clearly you haven't seen trash like Life of Black Tiger or X-Blades or the buggy mess that is Sonic 06 or the crappy Ride to Hell Retribution =p

[@SpookyConcepts]

The part where he beats the FUCK out of his kids with the sword gets me every time

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

They gotta learn to get good

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Ethan is bad at everything even when doing simple tasks but he's good at beating his kids with toy swords

[@shanemcnelis2667]

The best part about Jason's death is that his mother doesn't give a damn that Ethan was also hit by the car. Incredible interpersonal writing.

[@AdolfHitler-lk4vo]

Typical woman, realistic writing

[@aelanarbrightfield6817]

@@AdolfHitler-lk4vo Name checks out

[@Hollow_Tim]

To be fair I wouldn't give a damn about this guy either.

[@sufyaanbulbulia4455]

Maybe if he actually helped her with the groceries then she would’ve cared about him

[@dominicbofficial]

should've been more careful with the plates, then.

[@SamEmilio2]

The "it's not my fault that Jason is gone" delivery is giving me "I did not hit her, I did not" vibes

[@dillasoul2228]

Father: JASON!!!! Jason: Oh hi Mark

[@AncelDeLambert]

Real reason for that: David Cage is a known shithead who would rather hire his fellow French friend's kids to do a MAIN ROLE CHARACTER than pay a real, English speaking voice actor any form of wage

[@mohammadhamza3626]

Maybe he didn't hit her. Maybe...SHE HIT HIM.

[@genericname2747]

You're tearing me apart, Father

[@randomsimpson]

Shaun was the Origami Killer the whole time. It all makes sense now

[@pseudohippie55]

I love that while the detective is slipping in the ice, multiple people are walking in the ice with no problems whatsoever. Lmfao.

[@Beunibster]

I like that you call him a detective. That's generous.

[@dipanjanghosal1662]

Well, he was running

[@Archedgar]

@@Beunibster True. The only 'detecting' being done was by his sun-glasses.

[@marcuscuscus]

They all passed the QTEs

[@sethporter3145]

Ethan's wife yelling at him about putting the plates down too roughly is funny.

[@gorgolyt]

And Dunkey's grunts at the extreme plate placement.

[@ChrisDelChris]

The grocery store chase all fails is legitimately one of the funniest moments in gaming.

[@LightIySaltedPeanuts]

Want to like but at 69

[@Yoshi278]

I hate these damn birds!

[@GameGamut]

he did it! he can do it... NOPE!

[@mrjohnnyk]

Watching a man wrestle with a chicken is something special

[@matturner6890]

This was one of the only times the game was funnier than Dunkey.

[@jpstranger5584]

"I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be" *Instantly loses the other son*

[@F0XD1E]

You get what you wish for

[@stevebooth9542]

Mission accomplished I guess

[@richkillertsm6664]

This joke was hilarious

[@dawesome_sauce]

"I want to get back to the father I used to be." "SHAUN!" Mission accomplished, now THAT's what I call character growth.

[@Umkarz]

High Lord Ambatakum Will Avenge Him...

[@therealjome]

Amazing, Mission Complete. That right there is why you're the best boss, the one and only!

[@ezequiel6575]

i love how it turns into a straight up comedy if you dont push the buttons

[@Jake_Sachs]

The "press X to Jason" scene is legendary, thank you for bringing it back to the public consciousness

[@TeighMart]

Truly legendary. If I'm bored at home, I'll just start saying JASON! while doing chores.

[@lyingpancake95]

I don't think that scene will ever be forgotten.

[@SteppingRazor762]

Don’t forget the “Shaun” glitch 😎👍

[@dmytrosoboliev935]

It's on pair with "press F to pay respect". Same level of legendary

[@Pellkot]

@@TeighMart lol i cant imagine your poor neighbours during lockdown

[@notawesomebread]

watching a man say “I better get some work done” and then sit completely idle on the couch is one of the funniest things i’ve seen

[@IronGiant2790]

And yet one of the most relatable...

[@jkubed95]

I'm a fucking comedian

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

@@IronGiant2790 in the whole game...

[@StoriesOfRedditYT]

Isn't that all of us at the office? "I better get to working... after getting a new tea/water/coffee."

[@meteor22]

That is his work. That couch isn't going to sit on itself :P

[@Gamayun.]

It’s nice to see good father figures represented in games

[@wolfgangsullifire6158]

NPC comment

[@Wyvernnnn]

Jason!

[@ostin6383]

@@wolfgangsullifire6158 its not and who the hell asked?

[@PurpleRegulator]

@@ostin6383 tnemmoc CPN

[@upincloud244]

@Deadpoppin forsen

[@wuzziewulf9692]

Love how he’s bad at everything but is good at sword fighting his kids 😭 and beating them

[@NicoleMarie.]

I still don’t understand why the kid got a balloon at the mall and left. He passed the toy store, puppy factory, and GameStop when he was so preoccupied with getting a new balloon. If anything the kid would have went into another store, not across the street or outside when his parents have the money. The meme of the glitch where he yells for the kid throughout the entire end still cracks me up.

[@brant_alan]

He didn't want to be in that game anymore.

[@AarenYASS]

i still dont understand why the kid is the way he is, period. He's weird and creepy. He not on meds or leash or nothin. they just aborted him late. at least this playthrough makes their divorce make more sense. -

[@obsidheart]

terrible devs had to come up with somee way to kill him. I thought the same thing what kid on earth LEAVES THE MALL ENTIRELY and walks literally into the middle of traffic like a dog. Well even dogs don't always do that

[@darktangent10]

Kid was a future serial killer. Honestly the dad did the world a favor lol

[@Sheepy007]

Judging by what I saw from the game, my best guess is: both of the sons are mentally challenged and it was never adressed ingame

[@LuxSmash]

Finally a videogame where gamers can feel what having a family and fail miserably in the process is like

[@Ethan-ee8rv]

And it’s one of the best games I’ve played 😂 This, Beyond Two Souls and Detroit: Become Human are some of the best experiences I’ve had in gaming. Choices actually mattered and I really wish there were other games like this.

[@arandomcommenter412]

What’s your pfp meant to be, a pokermon?

[@LuxSmash]

@@arandomcommenter412 Yes, a Luxio

[@lightningmonky7674]

I've heard mixed things, is it legit a good game?

[@deerkaiser9983]

​@@LuxSmash Hell yeah Luxio and Luxray are awesome

[@Loalrikowki]

The problem isn't that Jason got hit by a car, it's that Ethan tackled him so hard he died.

[@Epicname333]

This is the only possible explanation for that scene and it’s insane

[@munjee2]

He sure showed him his muscles

[@cbtk2]

no wonder his wife divorced him. Genuinely from the way it's shot Jason would've been 100% fine as the woman stopped before touching either of them. Instead Ethan completely over-reacted and Max Payned his son to the floor, presumably cracking his head open and killing him in the process. Ridiculous. Also, if Ethan isn't the origami killer why the fuck does he keep blacking out and waking up holding Origami? Gigantic plothole that makes 0 sense. I used to think this game was good!

[@2-d_in_a_bag]

​@@cbtk2 Ethan's blackouts were originally supposed to be playable content, and he was going to have a psychic link with the Origami Killer. That's why he had blackouts, but that was mostly scrapped.

[@Ryu1ify]

​@2-d_in_a_bag So was him bumbling through the mall filled with the frozen gmod ragdolls originally gonna be more prevalent to the story?

[@averagejoe225]

7:44 the over-the-shoulder shot of Ethan struggling with the chicken had me crying

[@abbc5156]

why did they do it, looks idiotic af

[@MrNucleosome]

It's not Ethan. It's Norman. You better play the game.

[@theguy1458]

Thats Norman

[@aliveslice]

It's not Norman it's Nahman

[@arian41148]

oh my god me too. and videogamedunkey going "the chicken...."

[@dreamieramune]

ethan going "i better get some work done" and then immediately trying to practice juggling is like the epitome of adhd i swear to god

[@kitchensarehot8769]

I was drinking something when he said that for the firs time and spit my drink

[@ricardocalderon9823]

Yeah, it really do be like that.

[@Therocky8912]

Me this morning 😢

[@lisavanderpump7475]

Right having adhd is hard 😭 im like let me go do my bible study and end up giving my boyfriend a handy 😭

[@kitchensarehot8769]

@@lisavanderpump7475 Lisa what the fuck

[@theaussiebritt8948]

The chase sequence just gets funnier and funnier the longer it goes

[@nazzurro]

It hit true Airplane levels of nonsense hilarity once he lost to the chicken.

[@danteinpuro319]

Add in some sound effects from ed edd and eddy and you got a gold mine

[@jimmycumbest6877]

I HATE THESE DAMN BIRDS

[@JesseAllenJr]

This man re-recorded multiple scenes that would usually end with a game over, just to keep continuity so we could see all the tragic humor play out seamlessly. Dunkey - this is the greatest thing I've ever seen and laughed at lol

[@A_Funne_Boi]

The chickens give you a game over?💀

[@nathanniesche6380]

A_Funne_Boi When he says "game over", he just means that you lose the suspect. You don't actually die from tripping over too many things.

[@FrameOverdoseGD]

you don't fail if you do it wrong

[@elijahteputepu2519]

No, you can literally miss every qte and he wont get away 😂

[@fearedjames]

@@elijahteputepu2519 wrong, you can only miss around 2 nearby each other before it fails you. You can stretch the fails out tho so that you can still look like a total goober and make it tho.

[@dwgreen108]

I think this is one of Dunkey's greatest videos of all time jesus

[@belltolls1984]

This video, the Last Guardian, & Japan World Cup are my top 3 of Dunkey for sure.

[@tlightning8383]

“I want to get back to being the kind of father I used to be.” *proceeds to lose another child, just like the kind of father he used to be*

[@dinglepringle1380]

Yeah that’s the joke there

[@hrothgarnogar]

Wow. You figured out the joke. Good job! Want a cookie!

[@shyjayden1948]

@@hrothgarnogar Wow, you're so nice to others!

[@sethiddings7293]

@@hrothgarnogar I didn't catch that one. I also would like a cookie.

[@hrothgarnogar]

@@shyjayden1948 Thanks!

[@discoolphin4255]

When I first played Heavy Rain when it came out I was really moved by the performances and storytelling. Now I'm wondering how I ever took it seriously.

[@TadeuCunhaMiranda]

I believe that applies for a lot of people and not just with this game, but Beyond Two Souls and Detroit as well.

[@improvwithlions4173]

It's entertainment, it shouldn't have to be perfect to be effective. Or, you know, it can have good points that are capable of outshining its bad points. I love videos making fun of Heavy Rain but I still remember how intense some of the moments from that game are.

[@WastedPotential17]

That's because Heavy Rain is great, except for the quick-time events (and the gameplay controls, which were better in Detroit) (and that ONE plot point)

[@CDNCtiezalbo]

@@WastedPotential17 It's a fun game but the voice acting is terrible (I know a lot of them speak english as a second language so I'm not blaming the VAs)

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

Same

[@MoofyYT]

If I were half the father this guy was, I'd be twice the father I am today.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Sir, I respectfully request that you immediately triple how much of a father you are

[@bbbbbbb51]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you want him to be an eighth as much of a father?

[@noiseisgold3n42]

@@bbbbbbb51 no no, he said triple, that means he wants him to have 2 more kids.

[@WARDEATHFUN]

@@noiseisgold3n42 No, you don't know that. What if he is a catholic and already has six kids?

[@rockboi91]

@@WARDEATHFUN then he should have like 18 kids

[@flightdub6056]

‘I want to get back to being the kind of father I used to be’ ‘Shaun, SHAUN!!!!’

[@Bentley109]

That end chase is like something straight out of The Naked Gun movies holy shit😂

[@davedeman8093]

Those are some legendary movies

[@nathanmears8030]

Not the chickens

[@anasshahid224]

Fr man 😅

[@SparrowHawk784]

That last over-the-shoulder shot of him wrestling the chicken just freaking demolished me lmao

[@TheG_Boy]

The chase scene with missing all QTE will forever be a staple of comedy

[@beanindividual4000]

The cartoon slip and fall sound effects.

[@joshuatokosi]

OH NO THE BAXES

[@joeb8974]

I replay this scene literally every day

[@Resi1ience]

It's fucking difficult to make me laugh as hard as that scene does

[@ShadowGear7]

Then chickens out of nowhere 😂

[@leightonpetty4817]

For those curious about how the car crash killed Jason despite Ethan clearly taking the brunt of the impact-it was originally written that, when Ethan knocked Jason down to try and save him, he actually crushed and killed him. Ethan wasn’t indirectly responsible due to being in charge of the kid at the time, he was _literally_ the one to kill the boy (accidentally, but still). This plot point was ultimately scrapped, but the cinematography of the scene remained.

[@drallak442]

I can see why that was scrapped. That's a messed up situation that people don't like to think about.

[@signalsgone8503]

@@drallak442 This was one of those instances when you simply watch a Dunkey video and start weeping.

[@vinculaomega5283]

What, is he made out of lead? Jason has brittle bone disease? The way he cradled that boy there would be no way that it crush him to death.

[@drallak442]

@@vinculaomega5283 You'd be surprised. My partner had been seriously injured by his mother trying to protect him and nearly crushing him to death. He ended up breaking his nose twice while trying to protect him from ocean waves. Even though she was holding him close, the wave pushed with enough force to break his nose. It's terrifyingly easy to break a child. I can absolutely believe accidentally crushing.

[@combativeThinker]

@@drallak442 Your “partner?”

[@FultonLMiller]

This may honestly be your crowning achievement on this channel.

[@nicecube2798]

Bloodborne just didn't happen then did it

[@omegastar19]

@@nicecube2798 this vid is way funnier than his Bloodborne vid.

[@lukesteberg3192]

Heavy Rain. The first Jason type game to seamlessly transition into the first Shawn type game. Truly ahead of its time

[@АртемРыбалко-ю7у]

Hey, Luke Steberg. First of all, huge fan of yours! Second, also a huge fan of Jason type games (not so much Shawn like) and you seem to be the man on the topic. Do you have any suggestions of any newer renditions of Jason-like genre?

[@actioninmyphannypack]

“I just wanna be the kind of father I used to be” * Loses son * “There we go. That’s more like it”

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

Hahha this video had me dying! Let's recall the part where he yells his son's name "JASON!!!" "SHAUN!!!"

[@mykytaradko5776]

@@FruitsOfTheHearts do amer*cans really?

[@FruitsOfTheHearts]

@@mykytaradko5776 Sorry, I didn't understand the question.

[@XxHistorikxX]

"Shit! I hate these damn birds!" That has got to be the single best line of chase dialogue of all time

[@JoaquinPneumonia]

I like how he makes it sound like this happens to him all the time

[@mrtruman4339]

@@JoaquinPneumonia "OH NO, NOT THE CHICKENS AGAIN!!!"

[@lumburgapalooza]

These birds specifically.

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

He knows there's a hell to pay for crossing a chicken in a video game, clearly a Zelda or Skyrim fan

[@CDRW24]

@@knowledgeanddefense1054 This game came out before Skyrim actually.

[@skulldozer2259]

4:51 the slow zoom in shot to the childs sullen face has me on the floor

[@RubberRoss]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you Dunkey.

[@cashmilla]

Me too. I needed that!

[@AkiyamaIsEpic]

Yo is that Ross from among us

[@silverhawkroman]

im actually amazed dunkey never did heavy rain until now, its the perfect game for funny commentary, Fahrenheit too!

[@hieugao4695]

@@AkiyamaIsEpic who is among us?

[@AkiyamaIsEpic]

@@hieugao4695 alpharad was among them that's all I know

[@Kaunte]

I used to think Heavy Rain was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy

[@maxuabo]

Wow that’s an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

[@CDRW24]

@@maxuabo You can say that again pal.

[@maxuabo]

@@CDRW24 Wow that’s an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

[@KAED..]

@@maxuabo You can say that again pal.

[@PalaceIV]

​@@KAED.. Wow that's an incredible one line u shud def b comedician

[@knowledgeanddefense1054]

I like how the guy you were chasing at the end was more busy knocking things over than he was running away

[@SuperCatacata]

He was so caught up in the looney toons antics that he forgot his objective. tbh I'd probably do the same if frozen lobster and chickens worked like a wall to the guy chasing me.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

If I was being chased by somebody and they were slipping and tripping on literally every single thing I knocked over, I’d keep doing it

[@azminalibsp4800]

2010: An emotional drama about a father caring for his only son. 2023: Comedy of the year

[@lazydonkey3617]

to be fair it's fucking hilarious

[@ToldYouSnowBenIsBest]

I haven’t belly laughed at anything as hard as I did for that end chase sequence in a long time holy shit

[@lemfandango]

If you search KZbin there's a guy who laughs his ass off with finally fantasy battle music in the background and it's amazing

[@danielshults5243]

What's amazing is that Dunkey is barely doing any commentary during this sequence... the game itself is literally just that damn funny.

[@eduardonoso]

The Flinstone cartoon running and crashing sounds really put it over the top for me

[@alexfamie5255]

@@eduardonoso lol I was thinking scoob and shaggy "Like, let's make like a hockey player and get the PUCK outta here scoob!"

[@marioxzzz]

"Thanks god this lobster is here!" deserves some kinda of award because at that point I couldn't stop laughing

[@gadman85]

Dunkey intentionally failing the QTEs is so freaking hilarious. Clearly, this is how the game was intended to be played.

[@yt-dm8ns]

Lmao. Haven't you done the same? The narration and gameplay is so dramatic and illogical that you're bound to troll the plot to entertain yourself.

[@tychopanda]

A lot of youtubers do that now, intentionally fail or go against the game's direction so they can play up that chaotic persona.

[@MrGreatDane]

"no, you could actually feel that he did it as well as he possibly could"

[@rodrigopatino3382]

Definitely, you are leaving some of the best content out if not.

[@dereksbooks]

"Game..." Right 😉

[@frency5671]

This game showed what true loves means: leaving your loved one in times of need, such as one of your sons' death.

[@falconeshield]

To be fair, he didn't yell Jason enough

[@mazda9624]

I remember playing this game many, many years ago, and my friends and I were absolutely captivated by how realistic everything was. Watching this video now makes me realize how ironically hilarious this game is with a 2022 mindset lmao

[@Asande]

Right 😂😂 I still love it though

[@belltolls1984]

same experience I had lol

[@dogehkiindogeborn5339]

2022 mindset?

[@mazda9624]

@@dogehkiindogeborn5339 Literally everything is funny now

[@Thiesi]

@@mazda9624 Right - back then it was just poorly written but not funny.

[@8ball790]

This game really makes you FEEL like the worst father of all time

[@rawrizord]

Original comment, good work

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

Dead meme

[@torachan23]

This joke is so played out and lame. Think of something different to get likes and attention

[@azquidif6319]

Holy shishamoley my balls just exploded because I laughed so hard.

[@ynotsammy]

​@@torachan23 This joke is so played out and lame. Think of something different to get likes and attention

[@thisismyusernow]

Gameplay where it's just Dunkey making the worst decisions possible is fun to watch

[@Hard2Place]

He literally wins by doing absolutely nothing in every scenario. You could call it a Luigi-type playthrough

[@theoptionist8887]

i really appreciate your talent in comedy and editing and story telling. you hit all the right notes across the board. i can't remember the last time i laughed THAT hard by myself. uncontrollable. such a perfect ramp.

[@GBDupree]

When Dunkey made the joke about how the detective _couldn't_ be the killer, he should have shown all the scenes where you can hear his internal thoughts where he actively doesn't know who the killer is or how to stop him but is trying his hardest to find out. Like its incredible that 2 of the playable characters whose internal thoughts you can hear at any point with the press of the button, 1 thinks he might be the killer and the other never thinks he is, and they are BOTH wrong. And its not a situation where the killer is some dissociative identity, they are fully aware of what they are doing, the game just actively lies to the player to make them think he isn't the killer when he knew the entire time.

[@AnkhAnanku]

See, at first I thought the ending changed depending on how I played and I just assumed I’d landed in a weird spot where the narrative line I developed and the outcome didn’t match.

[@jp3813]

@@AnkhAnanku Still would've been a design flaw.

[@GBDupree]

@@AnkhAnanku There is a different way the ending plays out depending on your choices. When Main Character Man (I forget his name) is trying to rescue his son at the end and the Origami killer appears behind him with a gun, depending on your choices either the lady or the cop will come to your rescue and the Origami killer will fail to kill you. BUT if you fail the choices to make either character appear there to help, the Origami killer just won't even try to attempt to kill you because he never wanted to, he just tells you that he wanted to see if someone could save their son from his trap. So not only is him pulling a gun on you in the other endings a fake cop out for "drama", but that it directly contradicts his motivation in the first place. There is basically no version of your choices that make logical sense in this game.

[@HenryWayat]

That's what everyone assumes that the game lies to you but it doesn't. You see, Shelby being the actual Origami Killer knows he didn't killed Laura's son and he investigates who copycats him. And it was Gordi Kramer. So he DOES look for a killer and ironically it even leads to him since Kramer owns a construction site where Scott's brother died. In my opinion the game tries to replicate one of Agatha Christie's most infamous novel where the killer is actually the storyteller, it even has some lines that indicate him but you brush it off as it seems not suspicious in the context. So in this game there are a couple of lines that if you know Shelby's true intent they become more clear to you like when Laura messes with his actions he think that he shouldn't have brought her with him, or when he tries to mislead her and fails then he think that she is tough and won't drop the case no matter what. And I can appreciate the game for it but sometimes it just too dumb. Like when Shelby kills Manfred in the room that has no other exit but the shop and the game (or Shelby) tries to implicate that it was an unknown man who somehow sneaked behind them killed Manfred and left, this was sooo dumb.

[@jp3813]

@@HenryWayat Except Shelby DID kill Lauren's son, hence her shooting him is one of the possible endings. Gordi's only victim was Joseph Brown.

[@DumbFroggg]

This is the most realistic human game about a realistic human being, you can really tell it has been made by humans!

[@jonathanbiamdecarvalhosouz3767]

Yes, an AI made game wouldn't come out this bad

[@wolfgangsullifire6158]

NPC comment

[@bigbox7479]

One of the games of all times

[@Wyvernnnn]

Jason!

[@yakasaibashir5846]

The design is very human

[@luminaryofthestars2141]

6:44 I like how the detective's partner was just completely wiped out by a coffee cup. This game is so ridiculous.

[@nguvu4838]

The coffee cup was made of titaniam and radioactive materials that instantly slit the mans throat and gave him stage 4 cancer. I know this for a fact because I made it up.

[@xLadyRaine]

I mean a hot coffee to the face has to be painful

[@bushidobell1284]

Hot Coffee in the eyes. ☕️ 👀 Idk man 🤷‍♂️ Seems legit.

[@elsologian2016]

@@xLadyRaine that may have been the point, but at least the sound effects tell another story

[@zachkennett6480]

It was an awfully hot coffee pot

[@powerchanger1015]

The fact that he kept slipping on the ice and flailing everywhere while the guy right next to him is walking perfectly fine is hilarious 😭

[@GambitRaps]

Sometimes you just get a Dunkey video that has you crying the entire time, and this was one of those

[@natefoldan]

Soo true

[@GlammaPlays]

100% truth

[@ChrissyFreitas]

The chase scene had me in tears laughing. Now I need to breathe. 😂

[@fungamingwahoo]

Im crying as im typed this lmao that chase scene fucking did it for me lol

[@Chaosmos_1349]

I woke my sleeping girlfriend up in bed because I couldn’t contain my laughter.

[@slynthrax5067]

My favorite part of this game is the fact that when it came out it was said to be one of the greatest games now when people go back and play it the goofiness is basically screaming at you

[@randomsimpson]

I mean, it's not surprising. They also made "Indigo Prophecy", after all.

[@slynthrax5067]

I didnt know that which really makes my favorite reaction to someone playing this game for the first time recently more accurate "I dont think David Cage knows how human beings work"

[@TepidBlack]

Absolutely no one other than the most dedicated Sonyponies was calling this one of the greatest games when it came out lmao it was basically a joke from the very beginning

[@slynthrax5067]

That would make sense because all my friends loved Playstation and hated Xbox meanwhile I was a Nintendo guy so I didnt care

[@wintermute8315]

This game was generally considered a failure at the time.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

I'd seen the chase scene before, but not the aggressive plate setting or the failed park playtime stuff. I think I laughed as much as dunkey did this time. I hope there's a part 2.

[@Rejukem]

When he started making those noises with the seesaw I lost it.

[@budgoodrich6000]

"Aww, how the fuck does DOORS work" legitimately sent me into an insane laughing fit at work. I had to run to the bathroom to compose myself.

[@Skeiths]

That last chase scene made the whole game look like a comedy, that was some Saturday morning cartoon shit.

[@railway9710]

it looks like a Jerry Springer skit

[@lyn1337]

The original is hilarious: "heavy rain chase fail" on yt

[@distractedFreek]

That squeaky merry go round after he said "go as fast as you can" was perfect.

[@easyaccessjeans]

I was literally crying

[@Jordinilini]

i never realized how hilarious it is if you just skip all the RT events in games

[@exotic1405]

You should see the shootout scene without hitting anything

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

My man, you just found days of replayability for every quick-time game out there.

[@toetie2019]

Interactive games where the stories change depending on what you do is absolutely amazing though. Like the ‘Nevermind, I’ll do it’. Quantic Dream will always have a special place in my heart

[@Moskeeto]

Holy shit. I never realized this game was a slapstick comedy masterpiece.

[@oniplus4545]

Heavy Rain : *is an emotional game with lots of drama and sad plots* Dunkey : "so you have chosen comedy"

[@JakeTheBikerDude]

That's accurate to the game itself

[@mateuszmateuszowy]

7:30 I fucking love how everyone else is walking normally while the police guy is fucking dying every step he takes

[@ddavda100]

The main character slipping on all the stuff in the grocery store while pursuing the bad guy is some Naked Gun level shit.

[@CrabSully]

I've already seen the all-fails chase clip before, but something about Dunkey's contagious laughter and random shouts makes it so much funnier.

[@fpedrosa2076]

I had a work colleague named Jason and once I yelled at him "JAY-SON" just like the heavy rain dad and just... The look on the man's face. I immediately realized how often he had that same thing happen to him. I feel sorry to all the Shauns and Jasons of the world.

[@MrChaotic4]

Then again, I have the Platinum Trophy for Heavy Rain, so what do I know?

[@haroeneissa790]

Is this game so well known to the point where people named Jason actually have to hear that joke regularly? I thought this game was pretty niche.

[@rae-everything]

@@haroeneissa790 Its sold over 5 million copies, and the JASON meme was pretty common place on gaming KZbin for years, and years. Classic at this stage.

[@ignishikari1854]

@@haroeneissa790 the game is really niche but the JAYSONNNNN meme was really popular at some point

[@Luigiweegy]

Wait a minute… isn't Dunkey a Jason!???!?

[@BlueJeiVA]

Whenever I feel like I'm not being good enough as a father, I'm going to come back and watch this

[@Cynt3r]

See you tomorrow

[@cyber_xiii3786]

@@Cynt3r see you every hour of every day for the next 60 years

[@Klespyrian]

@@Cynt3r Slick

[@omni-impotent9278]

bruh this video was uploaded today

[@thejadedjester4935]

@@omni-impotent9278 what of it?

[@systemrecords9708]

4:58 this part had me laughing so hard i had tears in my eyes. well done man. the wackyness is on full display here

[@sebastianthurow605]

I like how Jason would probably have escaped the car accident but then the father body checked him back in the other direction in front of the car

[@yoni9stern]

😂😂😂

[@viderevero1338]

LOL you’re 100% right. Dude caught him, rolled him upwards in front of the car, and remained unharmed. Truly 100% father.

[@AWanderingSwordsman]

I love in the chase at the end how even though he's falling and slamming all over the place, he still somehow keeps up with the bad guy the whole time.

[@jacobrussell5769]

Well that guy is wasting all his time throwing boxes and letting chickens out of cages.

[@maximusthedude8305]

Probably cause the guy is using the Dick Dastardly strategy of getting way ahead of everyone but then spending all his time setting up a myriad of traps instead

[@ChrissyM]

Him smacking kids with the plastic swords made me laugh way more than I should have 🤣

[@inventgineer]

Yeah that was definitely the high point for me as well 😂

[@keystrix3704]

Chases a dangerous suspect: "Oops! I'm such a butterfingers!" Beat child: **Nails every QTE perfectly**

[@genericname2747]

​@@keystrix3704 priorities

[@evank8339]

They shouldn’t have let him tee off like batting practice. They just stood there and got fukt

[@fishy0929]

So that clown that made you pay $2 is the reason Jason died. If he wasnt so butthurt for that balloon money than a kid wouldnt have died. Great game

[@JXHNDRX]

The classic wacky sound effects in the chase sequence had me tearing up. Funniest shit in a long time

[@skip0]

I LOVE that scooby doo shit

[@nikitaavramov6519]

@@skip0 Love is very strong word. You are misusing it

[@gratchy]

i get the urge to argue in this comment section

[@ayylmao1658]

@@nikitaavramov6519 girl shut up

[@linkek6088]

Truly Dunkey has outdone himself this time.

[@wolfgangsullifire6158]

NPC comment

[@sporkcunt8100]

Another 0 dislikes

[@Wyvernnnn]

Jason!

[@euanharrison7125]

@@Brad-lt2re this

[@deft4184]

Is this a fucking bot

[@marioxzzz]

"Thanks god this lobster is here!" deserves some kinda of award because at that point I couldn't stop laughing

[@anasshahid224]

😅

[@Konoronn]

kinda of award

[@TextualDeviant]

"I want to go back to being the kind of father I used to be." "SHAUN! SHAUN! WHERE ARE YOU!? SHAUN!"

[@sixtybuzzer8373]

Wife: "Hey Ethan, you said you would be cafeful!" Dunkey: *Aggressively sets plates* 😂

[@juanlorca1471]

):( Ethan!!

[@notanexpert1780]

Wife: "Hey, Ethan, I thought I asked you to take care of the plates?" Ethan: "i forgot :("

[@Bizmolex]

Gotta hand it to David Cage. He broke new ground and made the funniest comedy game ever. Incredible!

[@dixienormus2802]

He actually made even funnier comedy games before heavy rain, shockingly enough.

[@Official_KC]

Indigo Prophecy is even more hilarious. Watch Jesse Cox play it. Trust me. David Cage only got decent when Detroit Become Human came around, and that's because he wasn't allowed to write everything himself. You can tell which parts he did!

[@Xylus.]

Heavy Rain tried to be a serious and tragic tale, and it's pretty good. When played the right way however, it is one of the best comedies hands down. That was the real success

[@eddiegomez2911]

There's no such thing as playing video games the "right" way

[@Xylus.]

@@eddiegomez2911 Not objectively the "right" way, just the right way for that experience is what I mean.

[@lmaolol9357]

My guy, no matter how good the "JASON!" part is played it is still dumb as fuck. I tried to watch multiple playtroughs and I always drop it after that part. No matter what you do MC does stupid shit so the story can progress

[@simon9062]

@@eddiegomez2911 I think Dunkey has just demonstrated that there absolutely is a "right" way to play Heavy Rain

[@justinwentworth1467]

I love how him missing nearly every quick-time event in the final chase scene it doesn't seem to detriment the player whatsoever

[@marcotestone2100]

4:57 " I wanna get back to being the kind of father I used to be" "SHAAAAAUN, WHERE ARE YOU" That really got me 😂

[@Northstarboysvsp]

Fr 😂😂

[@klizzard1691]

This father is so good I cried, my tears were like heavy rain.

[@Danny2113182]

or was it Chubby Rain....?

[@DankSpoony]

This is the comment ever

[@blandpotato545]

Now that dunkey has become a father, he must now become exactly like this guy.

[@falconeshield]

Did he call him Press X For Jason

[@realkingofantarctica]

I'll admit, here I lived my whole life thinking Shenmue had the funniest quick-time events, but when they hit you with ol' ice trick not once, but *twice,* is when I realised Heavy Rain was a masterpiece.

[@mononoke721]

David Cage - a true master of his form.

[@andrewharvey1386]

The best part is that people next to him are walking on the ice without any issues, but there he is struggling so hard to keep it together.

[@crazycar108]

They even brought back the chicken minigame

[@Chaos447]

You know this game made me realize I'd probably be a terrible father myself

[@belltolls1984]

This game is the reason I got a Vasectomy

[@deanm4905]

⁠@@belltolls1984 Not trying hard enough. I stuck my junk into an X-Ray machine and gave it about 50,000 scans.

[@medusawitchful]

me too. i would laugh if my stupid kid got hit by the car. i am psycho as fuck like bruh i will just make another one

[@Konoronn]

@@medusawitchful me too. i would laugh if my stupid kid got hit by the car. i am psycho as fuck like bruh i will just make another one

[@Schizoid782]

@@deanm4905 grey now huh?