Villain Forces You to Take a Break [M4A] [hero x villain] [villain speaker] [overworked listener]

Summary: When you come home from another long day of being a superhero, you find your Arch Nemesis (ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA) waiting inside your own house. It's time for an intervention!
Script Written by u/BamblesTheWiseTomato on Reddit
Script Read By HeartwoodVA
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[@bamblesthewisetomato7768]

Script writer here, thank you for doing my script! I love what you did with it. all the little ad libs make it so much better too I also really like the transition between the villain voice and the normal voice I’m glad you like the script!

[@HeartwoodVA]

Thanks! It means the world you think that!

[@dayrohan]

I really hope there’s a part two, I love this character.

[@HeartwoodVA]

@@dayrohan There is a part 2, I will be releasing it some time in July after finish the May and June mental health content.

[@starrycharacter]

​@@HeartwoodVA Fuck yea

[@cottentwt2226]

At the villain conference: Villain 1 "Have youve seen the hero lately, they look awful, more awful than me on a bad hair day." Villain 2 "maybe we shoule use the hero's weakened health to our advantage and kill them? Room goes silent Villain 3 "Clearly we need to get the hero back at full health because its not fun fighting the hero while theyre out in like 2 hits." Everyone agrees Villain 2 "wait but what about-" Villain 2 gets thrown out of the window of a 7 story building

[@shelby3252]

😂

[@simplyonlyjustafan]

Villain #2 then gets saved by said hero from the fall. They walk up the 7 flights of stairs half an hour late with a stuffie, a get well soon card and a signed autograph for the villain's niece. Villain 2: "... so we think they like chai or chamomile better?"

[@Draco-qe3fy]

😂 nice

[@lamcb.9476]

“This is an intervention!” Hero (audible confusion)

[@cottentwt2226]

I'm also in confusion

[@Rosekittie24]

*confused ooga booga*

[@randomcreations7522]

"Or you can just continue to try and punch me, cause that's totally cool 🙄" absolutely killed me 😂

[@zombie_d1no]

him : “how long has it been since you had a full nights sleep” me : “three weeks”(as a joke) him :it sounded like u js said three weeks” LIKE WHAT😭

[@amelierubin8001]

That happend to me becouse of school

[@corvidaegudmund1186]

You know you’re in a bad state when even the general villains start wondering what is wrong and your nemesis goes “That’s it. I’m going to get them!”. Think our nemesis would be up to “capturing” us ever now then? *cough we crash at his place to hide from everyone cough*

[@shelby3252]

I mean you'd make a pretty good point there. Wouldn't you be scared if the villain is like that because you know they never are?

[@ditzydoodle8381]

LMAO I just keep imagining that family guy scene, "I just wanna talk to him." -gets shotgun- I love when scripts have the villain treat the rivalry more like a routine job than actual hatred so it's like 'you're off your game, is something wrong?' It's just so funny.

[@nosygamer7662]

Omg same the family guy scene was on repeat

[@kaymeearty]

😊

[@Drakana-jd6ju]

It’s even funnier that it’s ALL the villains who are concerned.

[@kayq3231]

"How much sleep are you getting?" Well you see, I have insomnia AND an caffeine addiction which, while feeding into each other, aren't related.

[@Author__]

As soon as I heard us explaining about our boss all I could imagine was “I just wanna talk to him” *cocks gun* “I just wanna talk to him.” while the hero is trying to stop him… and it actually happened…

[@tailedgates9]

He literally did the "I just wanna talk to him. I just wanna talk to him..." XD Love this guy.

[@asexualtrickster]

The voice is giving me such Joker vibes so now all I can imagine is the main Gotham baddies hosting an intervention for Batman and I'm CRYINGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WendyHalvorson-ex7cd]

Omg 🤣🤣

[@Autumn_leaves66]

villian: ON AVRAGE Hero/me: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

[@HeartwoodVA]

Because I'm concerned about your well being hero. I'm a villain, not a well adjusted member of society. How are we to have our little bouts if you don't take care of yourself?

[@dragonsparks423leaderofdra6]

I absolutely adore the throwing knife scene, I’ve listened to it repeatedly cause the abruptness and voice change are the best, I also adore the relationship where there’s no actual hatred and the villain is going to bad for the hero, also one of my fav lines is “yes with a gun, I’m a villain”

[@kindredmaki8108]

Exactly!

[@nomotivation___]

I love that the villains have a weekly lunch meeting and a topic of discussion of the state of the heroes they fight it’s just like “Oh how’s your hero going by the way?” “Ah he’s fine, how about yours?” “Oh yeah she’s doing really well, that new move from last week has really come together”

[@zyriphrishi3845]

"your boss can't be that unreasonable" cough cough "mhm. definitely not"

[@Winter4197]

He sounds like my stepdad, when I was working a job, going through highschool, and raising a child. I was exhausted and almost had to go to the hospital. It sucked but I'm better now.

[@HeartwoodVA]

It's good to hear that you are doing better. Never forget to take care of yourself too.

[@Winter4197]

@@HeartwoodVA I am doing better. Everyone will eventually. It really does always get better at some point.

[@miller3006]

Everyone needs a good villain in their life 😂

[@queenzelda1221]

LOL he's such a cute villain, so sweet to the hero :D thank you so much for making this one

[@HeartwoodVA]

It was my pleasure.

[@lamcb.9476]

What are the working terms and conditions for working for you mister Villian? Do you have dental?

[@HeartwoodVA]

Of course we offer Dental, we offer a full benefits package and 401K with a villainous match of up to 12% of your annual salary. All you have to do is my bidding. Muahahahahahahah

[@Local_Cat_Cryptid]

Deal

[@Draco-qe3fy]

Bet where do I sign I think I might be able to get at least a solid hour of uninterrupted sleep for once!

[@MayShadow-wo2eh]

I GUESSED IT PERFECTLY “how long since you slept a full nights sleep” me:”uhhhh 1 no 2 uhh I think 3 weeks yah threeeeee weekksss ago”

[@aria5614]

"Showtime!!" Buggy?!

[@mischacrimmins808]

Bro be sounding like sir pentious

[@LilThreat88]

I need to be kidnapped so I can rest! That beginning with the 3 hrs, for 3 weeks... Too realistic!

[@HeartwoodVA]

I know right? When I first read the script I thought, “surly that would kill someone” then I thought about my own working/ sleep schedule and realized, oh, I’ve gone months before with 5 hours a night, this is probably pretty realistic… 😅

[@LilThreat88]

@@HeartwoodVA oh damn, you need to rest more too! I subscribed~

[@ilik_estuff6635]

Sir Pentious??

[@HeartwoodVA]

XD Man I wish I had that role! Should I do a Sir Pentious Video?

[@darkwings869]

​@@HeartwoodVAyeah!

[@HeartwoodVA]

@@darkwings869 alright, I’ll see if I can find one.

[@ashfoxreads9754]

@@HeartwoodVA Definitely! There is a severe lack of Sssssir Pentiousss videos!

[@MasqueradingDragon]

I do love a good enemy ends up taking care of the hero audio, and I loved the the switch between the villain voice and his normal speaking voice. Well done!

[@HeartwoodVA]

Thank You!

[@pkaiheart4776]

I love the stories where the villain actually secretly really likes the hero, it makes me think the villain isn’t really doing villainy because they want to but rather just because they like sparring with the hero

[@HimariKeiko]

"Wow. You're WAY lighter than I expected." Me who is called light 24/7; YOU TOO, WTF?? 😭😭

[@DenkiKaminari706]

"H-hero you're looking at me like a kid that just got caught with their hand in the cookie jar!"😂🤣

[@BluestormsSong]

This made me smile. I love a good rival dynamic.

[@raionliquer]

I love this idea❤❤ villain worried about his hero Who would think that a boss would be more evil than the evil himself 😂 I need a second part of this!!! THIS IS REALLY GOOD!!!

[@JaidynGreg-jd1jv]

When he said 3 hours I said" nah I get less then that like 1 hour to 30 minutes"

[@Vixenschuuring]

Me: "5 months ago?" Him: "three weeks?" Me: "Oh, yeah, I didn't sleep this long for three weeks"

[@StarDust-xt9tb]

The voice gives me goblin vibes

[@tp.51]

New sub. This was fabulous, the "villain" voice 👌 Thanks.⚘️

[@DenkiKaminari706]

Tell the other villains to not reek havoc while I'm not being a hero!

[@HeartwoodVA]

That's what the other hero's are for! And besides, if I did that, it would make YOU look bad. if anything I'd ask them to double the crimes. One of those "SEE how much I do around here" moments for that boss of yours.

[@derickslife7179]

where are the next parts!!! having me fall for the villain and shi ✋🙄🙄💀

[@CMA03_YT]

This feels so much like The riddler: secrets in the dark podcast and I'm living for it.

[@HeartwoodVA]

Never heard of it, I’ll have to check it out!

[@HeartwoodVA]

So having listed to approximately 3 minutes of it I understand what you mean!

[@kindredmaki8108]

I haven't listened yet, but I loved Batman: Unburied!

[@Tenebrous76]

Looking forward to part 2. Kind of expecting it go along the lines of "Hi Hero, I'm back. Welll...... your boss is dead."

[@HeartwoodVA]

Part two just posted today!

[@midasesfoxden]

"because thats totally COOL of you" "mememememememe 😒😒😒😒"

[@Demi_Sukimata]

Aw, he’s so sweet!

[@lawwa___]

villains w classic music its just 🤌 02:51

[@shortcake_berry]

i love him sm he's so silly :3 I need more audios of him

[@HeartwoodVA]

Good news, I reached out to the author and there is a part 2. I'll record it some time in July after we get through May and June mental health content!

[@genesanchez1889]

The sir pensious voice is killing me 😂

[@Moss-feratu]

"Because that's totally COOL of you." I fucking cackled 😂

[@ash_-xr2ph]

personally i’m so glad i found youuuuuu, love these hero villain shiiiii 🤭🤭

[@xyla37]

Such a fun take on the whole hero/villain concept! And you did such a good job with it 👌 Tho, as one of those chronically a bit shit at taking care of myself, I did feel a wee bit called out 😂😂

[@squishy11148]

help the voice changer has me dying fr 😭

[@HeartwoodVA]

Hate to break it to you Hero, that’s a vocal trick. I don’t know how to use a vocal changer like that so I have to brute force it.😅 glad to know you enjoyed it 💚

[@PrincessAmanante]

@@HeartwoodVAthat’s even more impressive!!

[@teonthornton5032]

I didn't sleep for 2 weeks

[@gayatrisingh9435]

Please take care of yourself ❤

[@ladygingercat3827]

This was so good! Love your voice and character portrayal. Very convincing and sweet.

[@HeartwoodVA]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@aria5614]

I love this dynamic.

[@BlackJackCassim1473]

Underrated account, btw love the 2 different voices

[@AvyBaby11]

"Think of yourself PLEASE" - hmmmmm Nahhhh

[@peachbliss4435]

This is the most chaotic asmr I’ve listened too 😂😂😂

[@animelover3495]

Listening to this at quarter of four in the morning, writing and listening to whatever comes on. I should definitely be going to be soon, but I don't want to

[@TykeFrampton]

*past fights* [ Fighting immense battles,wars monsters,Aliens,etc]

[@littlemisshero5447]

I wish you’d make this a series, I loved this 🩷🩷

[@HeartwoodVA]

There is a part two coming in July

[@BorbinTeacup]

Am I the only one who hears Sir Pentious in the "villianous" tone-

[@dawn1367]

your voice is so charming

[@HeartwoodVA]

That’s very sweet of you to say, Thank You. 💚

[@Bea-wg2oh]

When Hero is also a parent, and Villian is evil, but that's just bad form, this bad guy has standards, after all.

[@HeartwoodVA]

You can hear more about those standards and the differences between them in Part 2 (Which just dropped today!)

[@Dinos-rule5644]

Its making me laugh i love this

[@trinity5978]

Wow that was wonderful!

[@HeartwoodVA]

Thanks, glad to hear you liked it!

[@Draco-qe3fy]

Dude the weak voice when he asked how much sleep we/Hero has been getting broke my heart and I looked at the paperwork I was doing and my 2nd pot of coffee and was like well...Shit aight better try and make him happy....Can't sleep for long tho as I still have work but I can give you about 20 Minutes? Maybe?

[@gayatrisingh9435]

It has part 2 yay 🎉

[@Kupokkisynteetteri]

I love this!

[@bisamohd8500]

Love your voice ❤ you deserve so many more subscribers!! keep up the good work 🎉

[@TotallyCarved]

Eat it up blawg

[@Minnesota-mu3ln]

It’s giving Minecraft and megamind 1:01 😭😭

[@DragonMaster-33]

I need more villian asmr please.

[@HeartwoodVA]

Part two just got posted! :D

[@lindsay9819]

This is the first vid I've heard from your channel. I love it. I love your voice. Imma go binge all your vids now. You have a new subscriber :D

[@HeartwoodVA]

Thank you very much, this one was a lot of fun to make, and I’m glad to see how much people have enjoyed it!

[@CrazyPaine]

Omg I hope you make a part 2 for this. This is a great script.

[@shelby3252]

Why does he kinda look like Henry? The hair & blue eyes. & Why is this kinda funny at times? Nice work, art, character, & audio sir.🖤😋

[@user-sb1zx1nv5m]

His villain voice sounds like Sir Pentious

[@debbielangton8371]

Dont ya worry about me i adapt 😎

[@Atemrose34]

This is so funny 🤣❤

[@alissabourquin3412]

The fact I've actually not been able to get more than 3 hours of sleep for 3 weeks end he guessed it, is crazy

[@anonymousnyancat8359]

Crabulation

[@HeartwoodVA]

Mr. Nyancat, come all the way from Miss Sano's Server. I appreciate it.

[@anonymousnyancat8359]

@@HeartwoodVA get crabulated lord heartwood

[@kindredmaki8108]

Ugh LOVE this man 😫😂💚

[@jellycrackerzzz411]

i am CRYING JAHKSJSHJFDH

[@BonnieTheGuitaristTherian]

Not even three hours of sleep, ten minutes. Three hours if im LUCKY 😊

[@debbielangton8371]

Villian😂

[@killerkupid]

This was sooo cute and fun!

[@marisan_26]

3 weeks is okay at least i can still work

[@marisan_26]

and sleeping for less than 3 hours

[@Draco-qe3fy]

Meh try a Month with roughly an hour every 2ish days? Pure Spite and Two pots of Espresso and Creamer!

[@Draco-qe3fy]

Bro that's weak I fall asleep by 1:30 wake up at 4 and hold 2 jobs, That's what 2ish if I'm lucky hours of sleep? U know what now that I think on it how tf am I still alive?!?

[@Local_Cat_Cryptid]

Spite?

[@Draco-qe3fy]

​@@Local_Cat_Cryptid Spite 👍

[@Draco-qe3fy]

​@@Local_Cat_CryptidAnd it's 3 Jobs now so I'm running on pure Spite and Coffee I think I fell asleep while standing up at work the other day but I was on break and ended up freaking out my coworkers when they walked into the break room 😅....I was just standing in the middle of the room Snoring and when someone touched my shoulder I fell....Which woke me up and I got back to work while they were too stunned to say anything

[@Draco-qe3fy]

If John finds this Sorry man 😅

[@dayrohan]

I really hope there’s a part two.

[@debbielangton8371]

Really watch me walk😅

[@amelierubin8001]

6:24 my bff sayed that once they ligit kiddnapped

[@Arianakkk]

Part 2!! 😭😭😭

[@user-im5df4be4t]

The villain voice sounds like sir pentious from hazbin hotel lol

[@WhyWasIBorn.]

I need another villain x hero I can't find enough good M4A ones and this is one of the few good ones. 😢

[@san-chous1413]

Why is his villain voice sounds like Fuffelshmertz 😅

[@jada4916]

Villain voice sounds like buggy

[@WingsOfFireFanAllTheWay]

10:43 okay you know those mini brand balls? You know how they are in full boxes and your meant to take one? My grandma got THE WHOLE BOX for my brother but guess what? she did not scan every individual ball she scanned one and took the box, she thought she scanned the box and the whole box was 5 dollars (help me)

[@Germ_Chan]

Why does the villain voice sound like sir pentious from Hazbin...Am I crazy or like...??

[@HeartwoodVA]

You're not the first to say that. I was trying for more Joker but I don't use a voice changer so I'm working with just what I can do. I'm trying to get a Sir Pentious script but no luck as of yet.

[@TsuTheSea]

Anyone else thinks he sounds like Sir Pentious from Hazbin? I’m here for it 👍🏻

[@HeartwoodVA]

I was trying for more of a Joker voice but I'll take Sir Pentious 😄

[@TsuTheSea]

@@HeartwoodVA Hey we love Sir Pentious and hold him close to our hearts

[@Division-g5q]

3:05

[@HimariKeiko]

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