What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct?

[@the_names_kai2609]

Legend has it, our parents had to wrestle these monsters... in the snow... for 4 miles... without clothes... with frostbite... to get to school.

[@kdawg7988]

never heard this one before

[@iitstickletime]

both ways up the hill

[@Morningstar_37]

while paddling in a boat

[@thatdisneygirl4931]

While finding food for their family

[@Chas3Th3W1nd]

While fighting armies

[@on1yone]

To viewers from the future, this is what people in quarantine are watching

[@lazydoncic]

This is gold

[@muhammadrusdiyantodinata4045]

Damn

[@vannypertab8686]

Do u like snake too

[@shizuku9201]

yea i hope yt still is popular in the future

[@Random_YT-Username]

You guys still having qurantine?

[@HPY07]

Apparently, our ancestors would have to go through this pain and surviving from these monsters in order to go school and attend their classes.

[@snorlax9409]

And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?

[@banrajanand7983]

@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

in the snow...

[@certefiedbruhmoment_yt2410]

I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended

[@millerosborne5936]

That’s false

[@intothelight4895]

I'm a native of Borneo island and it's a norm for us hearing the story of a giant snake as big as the trunk of a coconut tree being found by our local hunters in a remote jungle.

[@Brody9592]

Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years

[@chains_of_heaven]

@@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.

[@alberteinstein5666]

Let’s be real here the Titanoboa would probably live in Australia

[@akivak4660]

Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.

[@therealderpgaming9369]

Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets

[@95Ruthless]

It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.

[@hiromitanaka1997]

Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends

[@moss8074]

Albert Einstein just being realistic here

[@ab-15188]

Titanboa: *exist* _GUCCI want to know your location_ _Louis Vuitton want to know your location_ _YSL want to know your location_ _MK want to know your location_ Also Titanboa: *Mamba out*

[@codename-090wry6]

Lol

[@fuzzle5612]

Lol

[@wildflower9838]

Lol

[@QSRM]

Lol

[@mintcondition7789]

Mambo 6, going dark

[@Luke-jo4to]

Let’s be real, these mega predators would be hunted to extinction is 5 seconds. No way humans let them keep hanging around

[@Plettt]

I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*

[@bhavanaalapati6771]

@Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha

[@msmrzedme]

If it appears in china they'll eat it already No offense doe

[@euphrasiepolly5575]

@@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.

[@bhavanaalapati6771]

@Earth now that's scary hahaha

[@lightpawshird]

You need more than temperature to bring back conditions that allowed them to be so large, Our current atmosphere is not as oxygenated as it once was.

[@mang520]

"Titanoboa's length reached 13 meters." "What's that in American units?" "2.3 giraffes."

[@cdragon7583]

...

[@notnoobie338]

americans will use anything except the standard system

[@cdragon7583]

@@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree

[@largedrinker]

@@cdragon7583 Same fam.

[@mrsd2950]

@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"

[@guhh8792]

when you realise life back then was a dark souls game

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

LMAO

[@yvsdaddy6662]

And we complaining about Corona heh

[@salvadorguerrero8770]

Best comment you get my like and bro legit it was a dark souls game😂

[@sapimbelzebu7147]

Back then the boss music was the normal theme

[@pizzaisminenoucanthaveit.2149]

Hahaha

[@RajarshiDeb100]

Titanoboa: we can make species go extinct, we can destroy ecosystem... Humans: Thanks, but we already got that covered.

[@kendallbedford2523]

That part

[@jkaohosowvgpalsapxpcmwaauc8629]

LMAO

[@ominously2574]

Faxx

[@gogetablue7905]

Human Superiority! "Screams"

[@stefthecrusader6167]

Faxt

[@JayB2]

There were MANY huge creatures a long time ago. The Sarcosuchus crocodile was over 40 ft long & weighted 8 tons. And also lived during the time of this very hot climate.

[@manganerd_69]

Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft

[@williamthompson5012]

@@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂

[@Sam-vs2vw]

What if Titaniboa didn't go extinct? Head news: Florida man tries to attack a Titanoboa after doing 10 push-ups

[@anubhav7558]

LoL 🤣

[@nandysg]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@justsomerandomguy1361]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theinvisibledude1141]

Chances are Florida man would win

[@isaiahjones1249]

😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥

[@baconabacnoanvanbaconavaba1446]

If Titanaboa existed now 'Introducing a range of leather handbags and other products made out of pure Titanaboa skin starting at only $10000.

[@nololpog6682]

Xd

[@user-ji7ex9in9o]

Facts I’m your 69 likes

[@DripGoku178yearsago]

😂

[@jeberlyn5454]

LMAO

[@Alan_27]

It would be twice as expensive as Louis Vuitton and Gucci

[@xtezerjx9573]

Him: What if titanoba still existed?? 2020: Say no more!!

[@wellplyd8110]

Nonononononononononononononononono

[@Artist_of_Imagination]

This is seriously not okee dokee

[@aaaaaa-sw3ds]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@aaaaaa-sw3ds]

HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD

[@sakshimhatre5139]

Stop giving 2020 ideas

[@maxerton]

Thanks for making this video, my grandpa told me about having to fight 5 of these giant snakes, up a mountain, in the snow, in the 300° F sun, barefoot and studying for his math test at the same time.

[@hassassinator8858]

Snow in 300 degrees 🏴‍☠️

[@Sheena7625]

😂 Best Comment Ever!

[@Starlightsoul6700]

😂😂😂lmao

[@displaydgallery]

I’m already scared of a flying cockroach

[@amalj7724]

I'm scared Even when it's not flying

[@doge_gaming1953]

SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES

[@andreifedax5671]

Lmao haha

[@lynn737]

@@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...

[@ruryumi]

same bruh

[@thegreatleaderjimpickens7919]

"What if Titanoboa didnt go extinct?" Human: Simple, we'll do it ourselves

[@Vyansya]

Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏

[@j_fenrir]

Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏

[@andrewbounavong152]

LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1

[@spiddyx2769]

The snake skin business would be booming

[@TheRealNobodyButu]

@@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao

[@B52wegotarunner]

Titanoboa : exists Australians: I’ve seen this one before

[@rey-vf8hu]

😭

[@808boirapozo2]

LOL I’m not even Australian and I’m laughing my butt off

[@yourlocalpansexual9229]

LMFAO I ROLLED 😭✨✨

[@hannaheldridge5736]

we’re just a different breed of people

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

Other people: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new!

[@ellalouisejones1497]

Not me waking up at half 3am after having a nightmare about being eaten by a huge snake. Now I’m watching this. Now I’m scaring myself even more. Very smart of me…

[@tiktokaddict5867]

It's just easy, bring a camera with you and record it. The cameraman never dies

[@mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876]

A cameraman is a legend✌️

[@ryangaming9659]

That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated

[@mypfpismorebeautifulthanur4876]

@@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?

[@tiktokaddict5867]

@@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho

[@bharti5547]

@@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?

[@borreyveslawrencep.6511]

after millions of years... Living organisms on Earth: What if Humans Didn't Go Extinct?

[@ankitakshi9396]

Good idea for video ...but... scary

[@KK-icecreamkitkat]

Who’s making the video? 😱

[@kriss204]

the other organisms will probably go extinct

[@trillsam7726]

@@kriss204 if we go they go out with us

[@shamsudheenm.a4859]

Garbage would take over the world

[@noone-gi3dq]

Imagine if this was in australia, the australians would prolly ride it

[@yourlocalpansexual9229]

LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES

[@seldamz515]

May i know why people keep talking about australia?

[@minasclone6326]

@@seldamz515 because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂

[@pratikroy227]

@Luke Skywalker Not something I would like to ride in my free time.

[@likiliki09]

@@minasclone6326 they even have vents so if they get in they can get out so they dont have to chase it around

[@Skybr328]

Note to self: If you ever go back in time to ancient animal times BRING A SHEILD THAT CAN WITHSTAND ANYTHING!!!

[@ukiy01]

Basically Minecraft shield

[@deenahill8885]

@bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂

[@Devil_pie]

Are these one of the animals my grandparents fought while on the way to school?

[@harrystiles9989]

LMAO typical grandparents' stories.

[@user-iz2uu3cb6u]

My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school

[@Aryeed]

@@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol

[@Only4Vale]

IMAO- 😭💀💀

[@tubakhalid5222]

Hahahahaha yessss

[@jamesharrison6463]

Why is no one talking about how big the snakes eggs would be ?

[@shubhro1347]

You got a nice question there😂😂

[@lustrals1273]

then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it

[@troll2637]

Then get boavirus.

[@yoobrimwithnoyanki8020]

@@troll2637 yo mama

[@pxrisxiv]

If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.

[@agonys.embrace]

I can almost 100% guarantee that if Titanoboa still existed, _somebody_ in the reptile hobby would still try to keep and breed it.

[@Tsekerynic]

Yeah I'd get one for my sister

[@agonys.embrace]

@@Tsekerynic Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.

[@valatiea7416]

2022 is closewww

[@boyinparentheses4911]

Oh for sure. No doubt.

[@orionbelt8420]

Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse... So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...

[@nastyjayin]

Vasuki Indicus was the largest snake that have ever existed on planet earth found in Gujrat, India.

[@MrFoxxy24]

Nah it was Blue Whale

[@Faze-2]

Some dude with a ponytail would have this as a pet in Florida and then release it

[@MCNutleyy]

🤣

[@AtilaChangkiri]

🤣🤣

[@freyacovell1883]

Why does that make so much sense 😩😩😩

[@sapna3390]

Lmao

[@nikitharajsapatla307]

Dude with a ponytail🤣🤣😄👌🏻🙏🏻

[@darklatte561]

What's scary is that we will never know the titanaboa's true size nor if the fossil we have of it was a fully grown adult specimen.

[@Twak08]

Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive

[@krivjeto]

@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger... Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!

[@karteekkrishna1722]

@@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?

[@krivjeto]

@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it. I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity. Cats,the ultimate predetors! You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...

[@karteekkrishna1722]

@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.

[@dragasalt7493]

"Titanoboa lived in hot climates." Me, an Asian who lives near the equator: Guess I'll die

[@eklavyayaduraj4722]

India???

[@shoummodipto1406]

Also you: Mmm dinner

[@--j7852]

@@eklavyayaduraj4722 Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there

[@f____tj1887]

Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region

[@clamodaithtecson8947]

Philippines?

[@DoggosAndJiuJitsu]

Smart move going woke at the end of the video so I didn't thumbs down too early.

[@shaksiyat]

"Titanoboa is two girraffes tall" like I would know how tall a giraffe is...

[@chuuchuutrain1715]

@Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀

[@julesmoran2980]

@Solo Q lmaooo noooo

[@teegee2690]

Two shaq's

[@darshankumarsahoo194]

@Solo Q that is 18 feet tall

[@birdiestrings]

@Solo Q yup

[@babybull955]

"What if Titanoboa never went extinct?" Cloning companies: Write that down!

[@vichasaredgardenLlyon]

You’re on to something

[@zaid6761]

ye

[@ixaacm]

sh*t, he just have to give them ideas.

[@Crooklyn7]

I read clothing at first and it still made sense lmao

[@orionbelt8420]

Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...

[@NorbertShorebert]

"Theres a danger of Extinct animals coming back" 2020: *In the background writing down notes*

[@xxgamingwithmokixx1599]

So true😂

[@chance3485]

Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”

[@vxqcu_13]

@@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kinqeros1349]

2021 may be worse lol

[@TheZnifler]

Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.

[@Jr_Scientist]

The only 1 channel everyone watch without skipping 👊💥....

[@nancywheeler6568]

ok

[@6ixlxrd]

Imagine chilling in your apartment on the highest floor and seeing this thing looking at you from the window.

[@Uaveatz2]

I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too

[@Checkfits]

😶😬

[@6ixlxrd]

@@Uaveatz2 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.

[@25dinmepaisadouble72]

I will be paralyzed for a sec

[@will8091]

i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?

[@petxy.6912]

If Titanoboa didn't go extinct , one day that snake will become Bear Grylls's lovable dinner

[@somakirttaniya2186]

Kuch bhi🤣🤣

[@nyimadolkar6024]

Nice one bhai!!

[@Real_Vade]

😂👍

[@-diamond-1817]

This is amazing 😂👍🏼

[@oak8181]

Lmao

[@켄틀로이드]

HUMANS: what a beast. TITANOBOA: I'm still a kid compared to you.

[@luiken1275]

True

[@maanmendoza5446]

:>

[@fcc7172]

12 year old girls: “so deep😢”

[@bluejay2386]

MR. E V E R Y T H I N G Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can

[@nituparnaduarah5783]

:-)

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

That'd be so awesome of some of these extinct creatures were still around. Just to observe them in their habitat -from far away.

[@TriedNot2Hate]

Humans: So glad there aren't any titanoboa right now! Titanoboas: So glad humans never existed with us.

[@hazelmedalla1122]

such an underrated comment.

[@emoment1088]

They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad

[@TriedNot2Hate]

@@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂

[@alstef09]

@@emoment1088 Cool

[@Joker-nh6dd]

I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.

[@notBrie]

Narrator: "Would humans survive?" Human: *Laughs in deforestation and oil spills*

[@abcdsikhao5331]

Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth But they never reach how can he fix it

[@nuzayerov]

@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.

[@sunchaser____]

@@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp

[@harxist]

But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through

[@TheRealNobodyButu]

@@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol

[@Grim_Yeeter]

Modern Titanoboa: **tries to exist** Every human ever: YOU COULD USE THAT FOR BAGS AND OTHER SHIT

[@sivashankaran5689]

That's true

[@sheedo1999]

It's all about the money

[@juliacruz7323]

Lol

[@user-sk5ld1km7o]

we are so sad

[@LeafyPeach]

Nice reference

[@sreemonpvr8022]

2:00 remembered old snake game in samsung phone 😆lol

[@Hustlery]

💀

[@izzuddinidrus3945]

man I've gotta find some music to vibe during my studies. KZbin: hey you wanna see big snek

[@LilisHernandez-r7b]

Lmaoo 😭😭

[@viabalonso8486]

lmao same

[@lawz8128]

I recommend WetVibes

[@jessicablack6005]

literally me rn

[@yep4539]

Ayo what's up brother

[@aboudchalak5104]

Later in Australia : “scientist finds an ancient snake “

[@goldie9653]

Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia

[@hellodarkness5644]

You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."

[@dedmuffin5833]

me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??

[@LiveLifeHaveFun357]

the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it

[@roshanaywaqas5633]

@@hellodarkness5644 I-

[@sirchase2787]

“The largest snake in the world” my ex

[@fovos7359]

lmaoooooooooooooo

[@whippedfornct3179]

LMAOAOAOOO 😭😭

[@anshgupta6986]

Noice

[@godzillakaijuboy]

ouch

[@animeez5661]

Oof

[@dr.nehamathur9706]

"today's gonna be hot" Me: "hmm cuz I'm watching this video🙄"

[@swang7321]

Imagine far into the future where the next dominant species talk about us humans and how we were the most dangerous species of all time. Feels weird, but I think that is actually possible.

[@oceanicsignature]

Woah..Imagine😬

[@DripGoku178yearsago]

😂 I imagine same too They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"

[@eriric9445]

IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS

[@jhoncena1111]

We would have to be detained.

[@BananasAndChickens]

Would they be smarter than an average human tho

[@dxkyle8560]

Titanoboa: I have big belly Humans: We have nukes Kronosaurus: I have teeth Humans: We have aircraft carriers

[@ShivaMurary]

Corona

[@HeyLittleTown]

we have corona

[@wilddogpenyu]

Kronosaurus: I have teeth Chinese: I see more meat for my family

[@lupe4980]

Lame

[@BurntBalls]

Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn

[@WeViralVids]

my mans still giving 2020 ideas 🤦‍♂️

[@traybaby2351]

🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses

[@jl2k873]

tray baby23 fr

[@sl3zee108]

tray baby23 y

[@ishmaliqbal3652]

Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣

[@Reaper8243.]

tray baby23 h bin jujibb

[@talalotaibi7141]

It is a divine grace these creature no longer exist.

[@Gx4packen]

You mean evolution and science

[@speedforneed1368]

​@@Gx4packen If you want he means an Evolution that put us in that Lucky situation (the now). And this evolution is after all good for us. So it's certainly something in the rules maybe a divine grace because look at beautiful things like coincidence.

[@baejiu7421]

“what if the titanoboa snake didn’t go extinct?” luxury brands: hold my bag

[@ufrthoughtucanhackme5779]

gimme that skin

[@tonioent3713]

Top comment

[@tristanplayz3180]

Gimme that premium skin

[@ihatesnakue6494]

@@tristanplayz3180 yep 😋😋

[@karinaashmon]

Can I get a luggage set

[@lemonaxolotl2741]

Riddle: it lives In dark swamps Shrek: *NoNoNoNoNo*

[@kingvice3279]

🤣🤣🤣

[@The21Savage17]

Get out me S W A M P

[@hyacinthlobo2843]

LMAO

[@Marbixozzz]

This is underated so much

[@henrythomas9855]

Lmao 😂🤣

[@zekrom5336]

2021: Kong vs Godzilla 2022: Titanoboa vs Kronosaurus

[@heebba9140]

Should be a movie hands down

[@aulila7572]

You can watch boa vs anaconda first

[@Dolorespivaral]

2023 Corona Vs Spanish flu

[@rohanchivukula2809]

@MR BLUE ? ill delete my comment if u want i dont mind

[@vibhutipandey6524]

@@Dolorespivaral underrated

[@halitzeynepyavuz6923]

Awesome video!

[@hanin3128]

Their probably still go extinct, cause damn the amount of handbags, shoes, and other accessories you can make out of that one bigboy will be insane

[@gitutaneja]

sad

[@nicomarcina7267]

Yup they would get killed off regardless

[@althe4564]

Honestly I wouldn’t be too sad. These things are scary and I don’t like it 😂

[@loliberryyydeadaccount8735]

@@althe4564 true their so scary

[@meow22074]

Such a petty argument 🤣

[@vintagememelord8168]

“Would humans survive if these monsters still existed?” Humans: **Laughs in disregard for nature **

[@logandelaharpe6362]

50 cal go brrrrrrrr

[@chowzhexiang5169]

nuke:Imma end this man whole career

[@chessreview1196]

@@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!

[@Genjihuang336]

True humans never respected nature and its strength

[@jamesbarnett8832]

@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud. "any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that" and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots

[@viscera9579]

"could we survive the titanoboa if it existed today?" A10 Warthog: i think so

[@theoceanisasoup7408]

Me: what if it breeded with the trex..

[@EPÏKUS.MUSÏC]

BRRRRRT. Of you hear it, you weren't the target.

[@johnusername6645]

brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt

[@LikeToWatch77]

@@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!

[@theoceanisasoup7408]

@@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom

[@amazingaj1861]

12 second version of this video: “If this snake never went extinct we would all be dead and it would pretty much tear us to shreds and swallow buildings whole”.

[@datboipercy1783]

"if you laid two giraffes next to the titanoboa, they would both be dead ASF"

[@pisceslovelessons6488]

You ain't lying

[@redhead9269]

Facts.

[@EVILPATHANHackLikePro]

🤣

[@yoon-sm6or]

Lmaoooo

[@walkingdeadman4208]

No. I doubt it

[@stopwatchingyoutubeandlear9236]

Coronasaurus: 2020: say less.

[@Caaali2013]

Omg NOOOOO WE DONT NEED NOTHING MORE CORONA HAS DONE ENOUGH 😞😟

[@sudtharsshanmogan1607]

You mean coronavairus

[@sudtharsshanmogan1607]

@@ctrl0407 you're as dumb as your username if you thought I was being serious

[@ctrl0407]

@@sudtharsshanmogan1607 OK enough I'm just gonna leave 1 evidence behind

[@ctrl0407]

I can pronounce either wow

[@capisenior]

'People in Brazil would need to surround their homes with electric fences'. Dude, we already have to do that without the snakes...

[@gamerknight1615]

why bro

[@joaop4585]

In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences

[@sickobamba7120]

@@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell

[@canonboom165]

@TheAnax 11 *I HATE YOU🤦‍♂️...* *(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)* *I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*

[@chaevie257]

@BeastW Oh...

[@sumitchoudhurymca950]

"What if Titanoboa Snake didn't go extinct?" "Then us hoomans will have went extinct 😀"

[@sassy-8873]

Titanoboa: likes hot climate Philippines: *uh, nevermind.*

[@momoyaoyorozu9048]

*Chuckles* we’re in danger-

[@starlighgame2979]

yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live

[@momoyaoyorozu9048]

starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-

[@MARKMONTES10]

hunters will hunt that snKe

[@Kanin_is.Beri_Good]

Tell that to the desert

[@bonita292]

What if Titanoboa didn't go extinct..? Humans: Hey look at my titanoboa prada bag and my titanoboa LV purse.

[@iva1993ful]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rejuvenatedeyes4786]

Lol

[@tingtingball2009]

If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-

[@benterson620]

@@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu

[@juicegod2291]

@@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho

[@emilio-e8m]

There's probably scarier things in the undiscovered part of the ocean

[@santialterman3066]

Sorry, but nah. We must have discovered all of the big species of fish by now. Due to the pressure (maybe idk if pressure would affect or not) and lack of food, it's impossible a big leviathan creature exists in the unexplored ocean

[@angelo5004]

@@santialterman3066 how is it impossible?

[@feronic01ex88]

@@santialterman3066 what u know in this year2021, scientists said that only 5 percent of sea is discovered, there's still 95 percent of undiscovered sea where people still doesn't have the technology to explore there,so its not impossible event the giant octopus is still exist just do some research

[@Jacob_ThisLife]

Absolutely correct, we qint know shit about deep oceans

[@Kim-dz8lh]

@@santialterman3066 wrong a huge percentage of the ocean is still undiscovered cuz its that big n proven

[@Raunak55445]

Now he replaced by Vasuki Indicus of India🗿

[@rgilX13]

Twist: Titanoboa was actually a herbivore and ate trees.

[@saintbread5080]

Yeah, including the trunks

[@lavontayford611]

did this nigga SAY TREES HAHAHAH SMH I CANT NO ANIMAL EATS TREES U MEAN BUSHES SLOW

[@manny_tal]

@@lavontayford611 ya bum Issa a joke 💀

[@rgilX13]

@@manny_tal There's always one.

[@EnduringFoliage]

Whole

[@shinuchauhanjr.3331]

The most dangerous Predator ever lived on Earth is Human.

[@alfiekennedy1657]

Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though

[@gabrielramos4525]

@@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent

[@shahswatpandey5427]

@@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?

[@ashexxxx]

@@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.

[@annasloan4744]

I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa

[@nathanscott9020]

So glad he didn't forget to mention the snake is taller then 2 giraffes lmfao. Really put it into perspective

[@kumarnavakuruchiarulmani8775]

Well america built different

[@greg7574]

fake facts

[@mrsaygaming5750]

Animals would evolve not go extinct!

[@blackcheetah9279]

@@mrsaygaming5750 They evolve, for sure, but the former species go extinct. Extinction is when there are no more individuals of certain family or species alive anywhere in the world.

[@jobstevenson5346]

Imperial system lmao

[@diogo.maia57]

Someone give that man a script and a filming crew, let's make this movie happen! Titanoboa VS Kronosaurus

[@trexirexi]

Looks like someone played the “Snake game in real life” with the Nokia 3310

[@zirarval]

God did. It's really obvious lol

[@maanmendoza5446]

:>

[@Gnawmyheart]

😂😂😂

[@lyraginne86]

Lmaoo

[@lilgurung2178]

Lol😂😂

[@silvester6669]

If Titanoboa didn’t go extinct, my friend will be disappointed. She’s still be the biggest snake in this world,

[@generic2021]

Keywords: she and friend Me: bro did you get friendzoned

[@captainobvious2538]

You're all drunk, go home

[@Siege_Of_Mandalore]

That's alot of damage

[@duck508]

That's a lot of damage. But seriously what happened?

[@raymon3y631]

💀

[@hihelloannyeong3570]

lets be honest, there's no way in hell are they gonna be a threat. humans would just find a way to kill it and maybe some will keep it as a pet or be put in a zoo. before you know it theyre gone for good.

[@loganekspo8063]

Zoo is not enough to hold titanoboa I heard that the titanoboa skeleton that scientist find is a baby

[@rockingby3306]

@@loganekspo8063 bro we humans can make anything and when i say it we can we can easily kill them even with the teachnology we got rn ez pz

[@rockingby3306]

@It’s Meh lol we will make it soon bud and i think its already madr

[@vhsrj_]

Rocking BY so would humans be able to kill a titanaboa if they lived all over the world no not even humans can kill them fast enough

[@vhsrj_]

Rocking BY titanaboa was like a king in the past

[@Nakatotekushi]

Titanoboa was here i would move into mcdonalds😂

[@yubi-kun958]

*This guy talks like humans are kind enough to let these "Threats" live if existed.*

[@nitrothunderbird6740]

Lmao yeah, we'd have killed them off faster than we did the Dodo.

[@chaddo1809]

My guy would you want these things alive, either way they are probably fucking hard to kill, id imagine the skin is rather thick.

[@lilmoris1]

They wouldn't stand a chance against Earth's greatest predators, us.

[@hiymecorp.258]

Yup because all viruses do is kill, takeover, overpopulate.

[@lilmoris1]

@@hiymecorp.258 We're not viruses and that argument is both old and stupid.

[@AlanWdrums]

People: this Titanoboa is scary af Titonoboa: The master of Slither I.O

[@the-requested6491]

The Titanoboa totally uses the op circle move 😔

[@841-zainabshanafarook7]

LMAO FR

[@jwanaaa]

LMAOO

[@littlebodymusicalheart]

Titanoboa was too big it touched the red line 🥺

[@shitpostgod2656]

i thought ud eat it

[@pootify7589]

Random fact: *grasshoppers have ears in their bellies*

[@SeraphicY2K_YamchaSiren]

Wait what 😭✋

[@user-ji7ex9in9o]

So your telling me they can hear their food going down their anus and all that diarrhea stirring up in their. How discussing that can be for a poor insect-

[@ungabungalunga1002]

@@user-ji7ex9in9o did you mean distressing?

[@a6hxnti]

What😂😂

[@noellehunt4736]

.......ok

[@jazlynponciano1331]

When Tinoboa is dead Anaconda still here maybe there's still one giant snake hiding

[@mistersandwich0034]

and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up

[@migo7741]

I want to make giraffes as a measuring device now

[@harveylovell8953]

I need a door. About a giraffe high and half a giraffe wide.

[@Indrajeet_Jyoti]

About the size of 4 washing machine

[@MeedyMedia]

The americans. Avoiding the metric system using anything else

[@Rivv04]

The comment above me is absolutely right

[@dmt_useless2254]

Hahahhahaahhahahaha

[@arwahsapi]

Now I learned that Giraffe is an imperial unit to measure gigantic things.

[@coindorni]

83 burgers 😎

[@Omnomnomnoma]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@KimmoHintikka]

Imperial units are just conseptually so hard you end up using football field, giraffes and whatever else to explain size of thing. If they just said this 13m long can easily tell how much it is.

[@Omnomnomnoma]

@@KimmoHintikka it was a joke, stop explaining this things pleasee

[@tanishwanve4334]

classic americans

[@thehappycockatiel9568]

Titanoboa mentality: "I devour everything which crosses my path. I'm unmatched" Human mentality: "If it bleeds it can be killed by all means"

[@angeljoseph7585]

If it can breathe it can bleed

[@sweetjoker0813]

Remind me of batman vs superman.

[@abhisheksikdar2329]

@@sweetjoker0813 more like predator

[@skullofserpent5727]

@@abhisheksikdar2329 man of culture

[@chandrachacha4964]

@@abhisheksikdar2329 yea same 😂

[@Babyindahstars]

Ig we time traveling now 😂

[@theunfilteredodessyof]

“What if they didn’t go extinct?” Rich folks: “hmm some giant snake books would be nice.”

[@--j7852]

shoes and bag that made from titanoboa: Im ExPenSiVe nOW

[@olly1732]

I think it would just be a big boot There’s no second just 1 giant big snake boot

[@aubreysong]

And make it for custom Hermes hand bag for their mistresses

[@naturalattempts4504]

There's a snake in my boot

[@bonk2401]

"Imagine if titanoboa is underneath you're house just chillin" "Anyways have a nice day"

[@Kyoshinumberonefan]

The freezing temperatures where I live: are you sure about that

[@ttyo5637]

So I’m not getting a free back massage?

[@lem0nk3t]

Your*

[@D0MlNO]

yelena tall af

[@spp012]

Nice day?!I am going to have nightmares!

[@Grace-hw7zt]

You just KNOW someone would try to keep titanoboa as a pet and then release it.

[@annabruhidk1596]

yup... that would be me

[@cyeri6782]

@@annabruhidk1596 same- 💀

[@brumhelldah917]

@@annabruhidk1596 what about the poor 3 and 4 year old children who are already killed by animals now

[@Edible_edibility]

That probably me

[@daddylonglegs3420]

me but i wouldnt release it, id make him a clifford type dog house and we'd be best friends (

[@JoshyyFN]

Scary Fact: the titanaboa is so big and remember how the reader said that it used to hide in dark swamps but the ocean is really massive and darker the deeper you go so is it possible it’s hibernating and that’s why not that much skeletons have been found

[@leonardorocha3284]

"If titanoboa didn't go extinct would we still be here?" Hell no we would have died of a heart attack being that fucking big.

[@plutoidrepublic2765]

Any gun: that's cute

[@minecraftandrobloxvideos1143]

@@plutoidrepublic2765 actually guns won't do the trick, i think they have skin bulletproof, so technically Airstrikes or RPG's would do the trick ( *or a nuke* )

[@plutoidrepublic2765]

@@minecraftandrobloxvideos1143 white phosphorus artillery would do it, that can melt steel

[@plutoidrepublic2765]

@@minecraftandrobloxvideos1143 also guns would if you got a good enough good, you telling me a .50 beowulf wouldn't hurt it?

[@AsterLight]

@@plutoidrepublic2765 a .50 beowulf would be like someone shooting a splinter into your leg. Might hurt it, but far from killin it

[@StephanieLovesYoux3]

This is so scary to know something like this actually existed.

[@shwetasah879]

And that’s just not even the beginning of it

[@VadeBeingVade]

Leather

[@JesseMarston]

Its not

[@OrcinusLaryngologist]

@@VadeBeingVade snake skin belts for years!

[@lauradorsey9562]

All life was huge before the flood. humans were giants back then. It would still be closer proportions to snakes these days

[@LukeyDeep]

"Can you name the largest snake in the world?" Yes. *My ex.*

[@amistrophy]

Oof size > l a r g e

[@JoyBoy2324]

That made me laugh

[@stay9307]

Oofffffff that made me laugh and felt bad😂

[@Yo-n2751]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@cadence0121]

LOLLLLL- GODDAMN

[@kaykarahalis829]

Let’s be real, they’re still hanging around, they’re just smaller now. Everyone knows that python’s and gators get into fights which usually results in one eating the other!

[@evomanee]

“They can easily knock down a door/window” Me: *iron bars*

[@WalmartBlackGuy]

@The Slayer Is here Boi *Barrier bars*

[@hummusthedog_6747]

nokia bars

[@zubincolaco8473]

Granola bars

[@lordrose7216]

Human walls

[@lionelpolo221]

@@hummusthedog_6747 Clearly the most effective option available

[@Trackmaster_Tehachapi]

Answer: humans would make it go extinct

[@strangedogthatisslightlyan7860]

@tankdempsey14 *UNLIMITED MILITARY BUDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@saptarshisengupta5073]

These animals need freedom

[@ahnrho]

Yes.

[@ugbuga99]

Humans are op af

[@sarthakkumar8395]

I was looking for this comment

[@danieldmello7294]

Narrator: There's a danger that extinct animals could return to Earth right now 2020: Are you challenging me?

[@thedualdarkhearts5468]

You dare challenge a gOd?

[@Cntlose92]

dont let 2020 know they might look at the comments

[@Lillyhoves]

joe mama yah don't give an idea to 2020

[@WanAqilah-kt6ns]

Don't be too loud ..

[@Cntlose92]

@@WanAqilah-kt6ns *whispers* sorry

[@sronaimus3640]

Titanoboa: Comes back China: Get in the oven Soldier: But sire its in Australia

[@amarnathg1980]

😂😂😂

[@hazim5561]

TRUE

[@noome1e]

Holy shit😂😂

[@mahakgoyal374]

😂😂😂

[@mandymendez7862]

Idiots😂😂

[@nova9157]

Title : What If Titanoboa Snake Didn't Go Extinct? Humans : "Hold my SPEAR"

[@amonuisti4392]

more like: GIVE MY SPEAR

[@jimmyboi3838]

More like HOLD MY GUN

[@TOFU-gh7bo]

American be like: give me my guns

[@anniemunson3675]

@@TOFU-gh7bo If Titanaboa showed up today...the world would want their guns.

[@Meatler-p5f]

@@amonuisti4392 lol

[@lesliefriddle8185]

“What if the Titanoboa didn’t go extinct?” “Ark players: We already know what happens. It’s not nice.”

[@pethogriggs4990]

I think you meant to say if thank me later

[@lesliefriddle8185]

@@pethogriggs4990 😂 yeah thanks!

[@c0rnh0li09]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksagowitz]

Haha

[@not_del1650]

Trueeee

[@cbowens215]

Man that snake would pick humanity off 100 by 100 lol

[@fury_021]

This video : exists 2020: write that down....write that down...

[@ihatesnakue6494]

Lol

[@PositiveCanathalTilt]

How can a year write?

[@CoreRealm]

@@PositiveCanathalTilt heres the party pooper

[@rahulverma8774]

Wht if 2020 was a rehersal fr 2021

[@hunterfogleman7443]

If dinosaurs still existed, the world would be better off.