vines for lawful neutrals

The alignment that just wants a little peace for once
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[@NovaStella_]

The “whoops my anarchy symbol” is just the lawful neutral character trying to disguise themselves as a chaotic character. XD

[@olliefischer]

this fella gets it

[@gremlinwc8996]

Chaotic evil

[@poeticcinema5857]

My older brother was impersonating me yesterday and he said this in this exact tone of voice and am I angry? A little

[@masenyaolivia9705]

... Technoblade.

[@lisagiesbrecht7088]

I laughed and accidently farted at that one😂

[@nathancoughran4374]

Lawful neutral: for when you want to have fun, but you're deathly afraid of ever getting in trouble for anything

[@crafted_myth2392]

I feel called out

[@Hihi-zk3pc]

Me-

[@lord__pasta]

Wait you just described me

[@mavenmargaret8259]

Yep, that's me.

[@teslawolverine7009]

Me

[@justadrunkenparrot6462]

"Road work ahead" has the most Lawful Neutral energy I have ever seen and I love it.

[@sarcasmsofa5354]

Love your icon, madman

[@justadrunkenparrot6462]

@@sarcasmsofa5354 Only the best, crazy.

[@justadrunkenparrot6462]

THE ONE WHO WAS KNOWN AS THE ILLUSTRIOUS WANG FIRE IS NO MORE. HE IS NOW KNOWN AS Just a Drunken Parrot

[@vick2833]

I never noticed the music before it sets it on a whole new level

[@chrisgeenen6940]

Just a Drunken Parrot look up Drew Gooden on youtube. He funny boi

[@exiledsonofhawaii3934]

"What kind of *garbage* is that- oops, my anarchy symbol!" I'm dying dude I've never seen that one before haha

[@liberty1816]

Erin Dwyer read this right as he said it

[@leavealoner]

Kinda ironic, though, since anarchy is about as chaotic as you can get...

[@panchielchido5567]

I fucking died right there

[@lisazoria2709]

That's what happens when lawful pretends to be chaotic

[@brokenwave6125]

@@leavealoner anarchy isn't the same thing as chaos by any means...

[@cyber_dragon_123]

_Be quiet, Ginger_

[@griffinh.966]

Plottwist: Their name isn't Ginger. Their hair is the color ginger

[@perfidiousprophet]

@@griffinh.966 that's what I was thinking lmao

[@user-jp3vw1xy3k]

*_their skin is finger_*

[@user-jp3vw1xy3k]

I MEANT GINGER LMAOO

[@jetlaeg4046]

I lost my shit at that...

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

Lawful Neutral: *- Screw people, love rules* Chaotic Neutral: *disgusted confusion*

[@ayo6739]

True

[@scottishwolf5332]

Thank you, that make hella sense

[@LedosKell]

Chaotic Neutrals: *exist* Lawful Neutrals: "How dare you."

[@digaddog6099]

@@LedosKell I think Lawful Neutrals should, theoretically, be more against other LNs than Chaotic Neutrals. Lawful ideals described in 5e are usually about giving yourself a code that fits into a larger society, which means they can come into conflict much more easily. Chaotic ideals tend to be more self-centric, without involving to many others. Take for example tradition (L), fairness (L), and creativity (C). Historically, the struggle between those two lawful ideas have been one of the most prominent, take for example the history of monarchism and republicanism. This cant be said as much for creativity, although there were probably some instances.

[@BAGGY_305]

That's me.

[@youvebeenpoisoned5018]

Early, as a lawful neutral should be.

[@Rita-kx3yr]

On time or slightly late works to

[@emil.2019]

Rita Slightly late is not an option

[@troykemp5329]

@@Rita-kx3yr slightly late baha that is not correct.

[@carsenblaine]

I was going to use your profile pic for me until I chose this one

[@kumirapau-chan9880]

*sweats in chronically late Lawful-Neutral* ... 0w0"""

[@ds1116]

So basically lawful good without the nice qualities, neat

[@ds1116]

@@agares1952 nah lawful evils are, like, really evil. umbridge evil. lawful neutrals are basically annoying lawful goods

[@somedecidueye7292]

I'm slightly offended.

[@luke-fh9gf]

I love irony

[@mollyallan7445]

@@ds1116 but umbridge went to use a illegal spell on harry in the order of the Phoenix

[@SpectralKnight]

@@mollyallan7445 Yeah but it was more or less implied at least in the book that she got permission to use whatever means she found appropriate.

[@offonatangent9820]

Now that I have a video for my alignment, I realize that this wasn't made to make me laugh, but to represent me and others like me. You are doing God's work.

[@henry20005]

Atheist amen

[@MichixEdits]

We can’t expect God to do all the work

[@niklausvenzendt]

_Zapp Brannigan wants to know your location_

[@conure512]

as a chaotic neutral, this is painful

[@dattos140]

Chaotics sometimes be like this too but we gotta be in the mood thats what makes as chaotic

[@thegaynessofbeinggay5344]

Being a true neutral I'm fine with everyone

[@nickroberts501]

As a Neutral Good, I see where you're coming from.

[@Nell-r0se]

As a chaotic evil i want to throw myself and this video out the car window, not because its bad, I'm just bored.

[@ashestoashes78]

As a true neutral this is ok

[@Aplesedjr]

The guy with the anarchy symbol is really ironic, considering what lawful neutral means.

[@Rita-kx3yr]

But he surprisingly fits in quite well

[@TrulyAndCompletely]

It's like my friend who identified as a Ravenclaw for years and years but when the Pottermore test told her she was a Hufflepuff (which everyone knew) she cried like somebody kicked her dog. That's some Hufflepuff shit.

[@muddigutz]

Arunima Tiwari right?! pottermore put me in ravenclaw and i kept making different accounts to take the quiz again to try to get slytherin lmao. i never did get it, but now i know just to put answers about the moon and water

[@checkoutmyobnoxiousallcaps4940]

The video title is nothing beyond tongue-in-cheek and not indicative of its contents so it's not ironic in the least lolz

[@EmphaticNod]

@@muddigutz Let me get this straight... You obsessively took a quiz over and over again, studied up on the "correct" answers (by which I mean the answers that lead to the result you wanted), and this behavior doesn't strike you as fitting even MORE obviously into the category you were trying to avoid? In short, you were trying to paint yourself as a Slytherin by doing the most Ravenclaw thing possible in the situation... xD Sorry, I'm just bitter. I'm a Slytherin who always hoped/thought she was a Ravenclaw, so the thought of someone wanting the opposite lowkey triggers me.

[@jayleeamacker49]

I bought that poster for nOtHinG

[@valorkaizen]

it would still be for nothing if she didn't tell her he was dead

[@bilalthefighter829]

@@valorkaizen I mean true tho

[@elcowgirl759]

DAAAAAD THEYRE GONNA GET HURTTT sh. be quiet ginger.

[@dontfireatwilll979]

i was looking for this comment

[@pussysuperstar]

my dad doesn’t know much about vines but in the car we saw a road work ahead sign and I did the thing and he looked at me like he lost all hope in my future

[@jordancahill5552]

"My anarchy symbol" I'm dead 😂

[@heebie9890]

0:27 the cutest "what?" ive ever heard

[@leo_the_deer4007]

_"shhhh, be quiet GiNgEr"_

[@jezz6002]

Lawful vines make me feel like I have something to live for

[@ordomachinum4016]

Just have to think whoops my anarchy symbol

[@Bells_Haven]

That one is so perfectly lawful neutral

[@vircaprae3060]

@@griffinlittle7589 Yeah, I'm confused about that one too

[@cutecommie]

Anarchy itself might be chaotic, but his personality, which wants his symbol to stand up nicely, is lawful.

[@caseysommer5079]

i think that’s true neutral. it has the chaos of anarchy but the lawfulness of wanting it to be nice

[@jeremymaas8799]

Philosophically, most anarchist thought isn’t chaotic, just questioning societal hierarchies and their worth for humanity.

[@samanthachetister5629]

This chain hurts to watch, because I'm stuck in a constant loop of an identity crisis and I cant figure out what I am.

[@Silvercrisis]

Same

[@TAMAKING-ho8tb]

Me too. I love Chaotic good but I'm pretty sure I'm just Lawful good

[@Rita-kx3yr]

@@TAMAKING-ho8tb Hot take. You're Neutral Good

[@TAMAKING-ho8tb]

@@Rita-kx3yr How do you know

[@nondescript4311]

I want to like because I agree but they keep talking how important is 69 so I'm confused＿|￣|○

[@strawberry_gary]

“the alignment that just wants a little peace for once” so accurate i cried

[@ivyophelia]

Lawful neutral is when you know exactly how the world should work but everyone else keeps messing it up.

[@ryaneaston3487]

I feel like this is me. I can follow the rules fine-- people keep CHANGING THE F***ING RULES, THO.

[@lin-to9dn]

4:35 Ginger: OH DAD THEY'RE GONNA GET HURT! :( dad: be quiet ginger.

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

It annoys the snot out of me when children whine like that. Like, what you expect daddy to do, kid? I'm not a wizard

[@mia_9926]

i like your profile picture

[@lin-to9dn]

@@mia_9926 thank you

[@doofs]

I'm so grateful you're giving us every alignment. We honestly don't deserve this.

[@SWHSMonsters]

We really dont

[@thiccmothman420]

_”I don’t even know which way the Quiznos is”_

[@olympiadeverre]

Lawful Neutral approved, wholeheartedly.

[@tatehatesyou4867]

THAT IS NOT CORRECT, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF PLPPLLPLPLL

[@emmvbouwmvn]

4:25 I had to replay this 5 times, I couldn't stop watching

[@tonyatickletitties2520]

sammeeee. do you know who did that vine?

[@emmvbouwmvn]

@@tonyatickletitties2520 I have no idea but I really need to know

[@xMEREEELx]

Ik voel me nu echt een stalker, jou zo random in deze comments vinden😂

[@emmvbouwmvn]

@@xMEREEELx AHAHA ey jij ook hier

[@skoolier]

The one with the cop gets me every time! Because I'm ooooh stealin' I guess *wheeze laugh* Kill me

[@valorkaizen]

I love your profile picture and username

[@sugar-rice]

Lawful neutral is just me when I haven’t had enough sleep or food

[@leonietrzeba6778]

Yess! I'm a neutral good but under stress I become a lawful neutral

[@chloeglascott9685]

hEaVy MeTaL bRoKe My *DUN DUN* HeArT

[@vilmaj8725]

I should go to bed but here I am

[@rainydaeee]

Welcome to the club.

[@oofowmybones5759]

Yeah what time is it where you are rn

[@oofowmybones5759]

I bet it was like 6 pm when you posted that

[@baldkiwi444]

same

[@shawntco]

Staying up past when you should go to bed? That's not very Lawful Neutral!

[@evamarie298]

All I need now is a neutral good compilation, and then my life will be complete.

[@ValroggTheInvincible]

Saaame bro

[@imgonnamunchimgonnacrunch4656]

yesss

[@juiciebox]

these are my favorite vines, like all of them. they truly represent lawful neutrals like myself thank you

[@SWHSMonsters]

Same

[@maryevelyn3683]

As a lawful neutral I hereby stamp my approval on this vine compilation.

[@creamsupreme6987]

1:51 lawful neutral summed up

[@Penningtontj]

Which is funny given that more often than not he's the second most chaotic stupid person where he works (first most is obviously Lindsay).

[@erico.3446]

As a Chaotic Neutral, this could be used as a means of torture

[@kumirapau-chan9880]

As a Lawful Neutral, I'll make good use of this information.

[@muddigutz]

chaotic good here...i feel that...but the “shut up ginger” was hilarious though

[@cyan-sky1188]

I’ve been waiting forever for this vine comp since I’m lawful neutral, but I wasn’t expecting to literally have my entire life and personality all in here

[@irisb2110]

the vine where the guy is acting like the cat is a gun is chaotic evil

[@emilylw]

this morning i was literally complaining about how badly i wanted a lawful neutral vine compilation so that I could have accurate representation and im just so forever grateful that the government was listening to me. also ive never seen something that i feel more at home with in my entire life

[@sarcasmsofa5354]

i am the government :)

[@emilylw]

SarcasmSofa you’re a blessing

[@lee5706]

FINALLY!!!! SHIT DUDE IM LOVING THESE

[@getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers]

"oops my anarchy symbol" is more of a "true neutral because of law and chaos in rough equality" sort of vine imo

[@donutello_]

0:12 this vine was ahead of its time

[@ernie4828]

You included a Roosterteeth vine. I applaud you.

[@predalien2216]

e it surprised the hell out of me lol

[@FetcheousRex]

"Gavin!" was my sole reaction

[@Aliketr]

Didnt even know they made vines tbh

[@josefzalusky7307]

0:36 That moment when the brainy character gets a headband of intellect.

[@kaphizmey6229]

i relate to 3:11 more than anyone will ever understand. seriously, that is SO me that it hurts. also, congrats on 10K subs, SarcasmSofa! may many vine comps be made in your honor.

[@sarcasmsofa5354]

Thanks DJ, couldnt have done it without all of y'all watching these at 1am out of sheer boredom

[@kaphizmey6229]

of course, bro. then again, it was more like 10pm for me, but i feel ya homie.

[@landonfaulk2501]

2:08 is a big mood for me lmao

[@originalbestdadofgaming]

wow so legal

[@TheSonWhoCums6669]

...commander Erwin

[@Vinnybin]

Okay, but.... Consider: that cat vine had some major chaotic energy and you cannot change my mind. - Best regards, your local chaotic neutral who lurks in every comments section waiting for the right time to strike Edit: really, many of these are pretty chaotic but I am far too lazy to list all that apply.

[@Shopfloorshan]

3:46 is SO chaotic neutral smh

[@fandomsmoothie5749]

1:26 My lawful neutral Cleric

[@badthing8825]

finally! I've been waiting for a lawful neutral comp! thanks dude

[@nymiancomplex7336]

Chaotic neutral here for some reason 🙋‍♀️😂

[@pringlebingle]

Izaya Orihara me

[@justnick_5256]

Yup

[@priestofbenism1775]

Because you like rewatching videos that appeal to your fruitfly attention span which happen to be labeled as something you may or may not relate to on a surface level

[@nymiancomplex7336]

Priest of Benism Hello pretentious, you must be a lawful 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@justnick_5256]

Oh wow, I didn't know there was controversy. Shit man. I just do what I want. Its fantasy for fun. Christ

[@itsamybro]

this was made for me

[@Hunkn0w]

I don't know how to react to this.

[@kat8538]

you must be a fellow true neutral

[@TheSnakemanOfTheNorthwest]

I just want to say thank you for uploading these alignment compilations, it's what I'm using to figure out what I truly am.

[@riannadelumen165]

these r my favorite types of vine compilations. hands down. if ur hands r still up u can fight me with them

[@ariesaesthetics8414]

2:07 *LEGIT MY MOOD CONSTANTLY*

[@fawnravenclaw5627]

2:27 IS THAT BEEBO!?!?

[@charlie-michener]

That vine at 0:54, I've been looking for it EVERYWHERE and I don't know what to call it when I try looking for it, I love it so much, why does god hate me

[@TOASTYDREAMSTER]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHjcmKN_gbisq9U Here ya go

[@xia0shi]

2:25 in the video: FOB: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY Brendon: *cough/gag sound ×2* FOB: HEARTTT (I'm really not funny...)

[@leahkristine]

2:25 made me laugh so hard I choked on a bite of food and if that's not ironic

[@destaknight4689]

2:27 I spotted Brendon

[@andrewharvey1777]

Neutral good here, only here to support my lawful neutral friends.

[@squalo5218]

I think the "no you hang up" one is definitely the most lawful neutral

[@goatsandgouls4435]

1:48 i have never related to something more than i relate to the phrase "WHAT KINDA GARBAGE IS THAT.. whoops my anarchy symbol D:" "

[@flkajfdfrier7312]

I always thought I was an edgy chaotic neutral, but I realized I was actually a boring lawful neutral.

[@galaxymew5138]

Person watching The Darkest Minds: "Hey this movie's really good!" *Me who read 3 out of the 5 books:* 4:15

[@williamspell5692]

1:53. "No, YOU hang up!" "Okay."

[@metamorphony8834]

Finally and probably the only one about lawful neutral.

[@mokodomi]

Dang, all the lawful evil vines look so great can’t wait to see my fellow chaotic good vines.

[@JewelShine5]

THANK YOU IVE NEEDED THIS

[@ahobbit1273]

2:08 I hope they play this at this guy’s wedding

[@blakhawk999]

2:02 As the CEO for the neutral evils, we claim this one.

[@SirPootis1]

I am so happy I am running into these videos now. Vines is what I really needed

[@ZanetaW]

FINALLY SOMEONE MADE IT I LOVE THIS

[@hamsterdoom360]

I spotted some Chaotic Neutral, Neutral Good, and Lawful Good in there. Someone needs an education on alignment.

[@SWHSMonsters]

Yes

[@Vinnybin]

As a chaotic neutral I can attest to this statement

[@theshadowl4]

0:11 well that's ironic now in 2020

[@narcissablack8427]

I feel appreciated for this video even existing

[@lowlyanon9211]

Lawful Neutral for best alignment

[@axrt2766]

4:25 Hello, cousin.

[@pluto-tx8ii]

FINALLY I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

[@TheMagicOwL127]

i was very confused in my actual alignment but this clarified everything, thank you

[@bellag5740]

thank you i finally feel validated

[@robertoldcorn5331]

0:25 story of my life 😂😂

[@julianpradarodriguez7336]

The first one got me laughing a minute. Damn it was good

[@jonathanwiley5133]

“I bought that poster for nothing?!”What a cute, ultra savage, little kid 😂

[@deangray.]

as a chaotic neutral, i hated this with every fiber of my being. which probably means you did a good job on this, so well done, you got my like. 👍

[@hoppa6561]

Like my uncle Jim once said *Once in doubt become a LAWFUL NEUTRAL*

[@patrickwilmoth]

Been waiting for lawful neutral wasn't disappointed

[@kayleighb2981]

i’ve been waiting for this yay!!

[@scribblyjones9520]

Neutral good vine time, you know you got to do it

[@tinfoiltreasurer]

I have no idea what lawful neutrals are They remain a complete enigma to me

[@setsyoufree8]

I was waiting for this! \o/

[@dundonjon]

Finally, a vine compilation for us

[@mysticalseapotato8303]

Okay, 2:08 actually got me.

[@bru9383]

I have a question, does having OCD make you automatically lawful neutral?

[@dragonartist22222]

ive watched all of the alignment vine compilations waiting for mine, thinking there's no way it would be accurate. But against all odds... it was.

[@microTrash28]

“Be quiet ginger.”

[@madz2013]

Someone PLEASE tell me who the girl is at 3:00