Vines That SLAP my POTATOES

It be slappin my dudes
Some of my favorite vines, pls enjoy the chaos

[@paigeelise5421]

That moment when you realize that the internet is just one big inside joke with people you've never even met.......

[@prussianmonarchist7110]

@@macymoo5337 Bro...

[@Shilgne1]

*Bruh*

[@localasian7043]

Comrade.....

[@ionarodger5829]

Brother

[@purplediamond5867]

Bro...

[@hyperionman420]

THERE'S A SEQUEL TO THE KERMIT VINE HOLY CRAP

[@krazykat9362]

IKR!?!?

[@moonlighteevee777]

There is also a sequel to the two Bros chillin in the hot tub but it wasn't included in this vine comp

[@Tempenwerfer]

Tell me where is the both of them

[@pacomax123456789]

WE NEED TO KNOW WHERE IS BOTH OF THEM

[@lukeyoung553]

Yo dog like your profile name and picture

[@sarahporter9892]

"Your son's a hell of a beat boxer" *"That's tourette's"*

[@nanamikentosfavoritebread9170]

💀

[@giannis6009]

What's his handle please

[@theundeadwalrus9020]

yeah, okay SARAH.

[@levvihaha4264]

Coming from someone who’s had Tourettes since 1st grade this is truly my favorite vine 😭✋🏼

[@fernandotorresespinoza5803]

Holy shit that was my favourite 🤣

[@addison7292]

*nostalgia has entered the chat*

[@BiggyWiggy2119]

Gacha life tik tok fortnite kids and step bro memes And no ps vs xbox

[@BiggyWiggy2119]

They left

[@atomheart7907]

*solid snake ages from 30 to 60 in 2 seconds.mp4*

[@sifthegreatgraywolf3963]

Yes yes it has

[@mareejogross5502]

You’re telling me 🤣

[@oro_junestar]

BUT YA DIDN'T

[@alexisimanii5417]

penip 😭

[@applewood389]

Read this as he said it

[@ssalmon]

@@applewood389 SAME

[@goldennxtae5954]

@@applewood389 me too

[@officerapple247]

Pog

[@rachels.9984]

"Let me see what you have..." "A knife!" "NOOOOO"

[@VisageDuHak]

British PPl be like: A Knoif

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

@@VisageDuHak oi, m8, that kied took ma knoif, I was preparing to open a tee bag with that, catch that speedy legs wank

[@jmsmith1767]

I love how the other woman goes “why does he have a knife?” How does that help Sharon?

[@rachels.9984]

@@jmsmith1767 LOL!!!! Right?! :) There's no telling how he got it lol. Little ones are so curious.

[@methsin]

@@VisageDuHak NO YOU IDIOT ITS SHANK.

[@gazh4120]

The “a child” one cracks me up every time

[@6MikeJones9]

Unironically true though. Consider this. Every rapist was once a child Lol jk jk but still keep both groups away from me

[@garfenbopperproductions]

@@6MikeJones9 so was hitler.

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Ok

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

​@@6MikeJones9ok

[@thedarkdojo5115]

0:30 "Hey Ron" "Hey Billy" Mr. Rogers: Oh it's a regular day in the corner store... A regular day at the store...

[@rachels.9984]

Won't you be mine? Won't you be mine? Definitely love the Ron/Billy clip!!

[@_blueperh_8829]

A regular day in Florida…

[@johnnysfashionevaluation5104]

Vines that salt my fries

[@nicolepeng6263]

hehe my meme now

[@rainywrexs1913]

Vines that fry my chicken

[@niceair5889]

vines that gimme the square root of funnininess

[@rainywrexs1913]

@@niceair5889 Vines that tickle my bits

[@slxyfnbr8959]

W e l l D A M N

[@callumtheleegend406]

Yes. These are high quality, free range, thoroughbred, enjoyable, nostalgic, great memes

[@imjustelm]

Don't forget grass fed

[@da40128]

Wholemeal

[@anyatindall5678]

@@imjustelm of course, only the very best grass for these vines

[@ThumbDr]

Oh my god is that a chicken?

[@TurboTheTerrier]

GMO free?

[@arcticbreeze3983]

9:59 "Wouldn't you like to know weather boy" Absolutely savage

[@dieeine8114]

Yeah a disrespectful kid. Savage!

[@programmingwithkaito514]

Ikr

[@joelk3187]

0:25 everything about this one is so perfect. The crowd of people, the amazing throw, The “oh damn”, the scream, the camera. It’s all so perfect

[@dc_2694]

I go to that school lmao

[@simplesimon8255]

Everything about ur mom is perfect

[@toymaster4041]

@@dc_2694 I went to that school. I was there during the missile strike. I don't remember much about it tho.

[@Luna_luz_11]

One time in elementary school I was walking around the playground and then I got hit in the back of Head with a ponytail by a football and dang that hurt it liliterally went to the middle of my ponytail! 🤣🤣

[@madmurdoc6425]

These vines definitely slapped my potatoes ill tell ya hwhat

[@ashmarie3095]

Lmfao! KOTH fan?

[@sweetestgirlasmr3297]

Hank hill

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

Mine were slapped so hard they cooked •-•

[@OrangeXJam]

@@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 *Mashed*

[@coffeecalmdown]

Slapped straight out of orbit.

[@philipjohnson3225]

Some of these guys’ll end up like that Greek philosopher that put a pair of antlers on a dog then laughed so hard at his own joke that he died

[@uglypervert3392]

5th graders laughing at the name billy bob:

[@CutsiePie_]

Haha, I'd do that

[@user-ug7ry4mb4q]

The pear guy

[@Rose-yx6jq]

Okay, but putting antlers on a dog is hilarious.

[@toouney9994]

5:12 I bet you guys where expecting, "I AIN'T GOT SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL"

[@SupahCray]

YES!

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

I was. the reveal was funnier

[@JinxXKurtTTV]

JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

[@T1MB05L1C3]

Got got there

[@leftyfizz]

The pure chaotic energy that radiates from vines is something you simply cannot find anywhere else.

[@notlisztening9821]

The people would still be there, there's just no platform for a community like that to form anymore.

[@doesthisIookinfected]

I feel like i've seen all of these in this exact order.

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

Maybe. Or maybe you just watched too many Vines. It happens to me. I've been looking for some biscuits, I can't find them, man

[@ninarozenrad]

@@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 I hope you will find your biscuits

[@imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831]

@@ninarozenrad well, good news. Found them

[@taterisshort9731]

You did, the time you watched this.

[@simplesimon8255]

You’ve seen this video before.

[@alexjago51]

Most of these are Chaotic Neutral. I should know. I watched that one only a couple of hours ago.

[@Iflip4starkid]

Thats bc they slap my potatoes

[@tilbe7655]

well jokes on you that was the last video i watched

[@geekchic8495]

I LITERALLY discovered Vine videos on KZbin in the midst of everyone freaking out over it being cancelled, yet even I can tell Vine videos just have some indescribable quality to them that Tik Tok just doesn't. 😂

[@oliviaallen8975]

Vines' biggest strength is TikTok's biggest weakness: length. I have seen so many TikToks that have tons of potential to be utterly hilarious, but just stop being funny because they milk the joke too long. The biggest punch in Vines often comes right at the very end, and sometimes slightly cut off even, but you still get it and it makes it even funnier. People who make TikTok's of a similar nature need to adopt brevity.

[@meinerHeld]

@@oliviaallen8975 it's when we are so limited that things are just gold

[@googiegress7459]

"quality"

[@koda2002]

The fact i can still recite 90% of these goes to show how much these vids had a chokehold on me

[@_labacanitaz]

Well since I can recite literally 100% I must be dead from asphyxiation 😂

[@sevandaloaf6895]

bag? secured. potatoes? slapped. hotel? trivago.

[@michloonietoons4592]

My hotel is Stan Lee 🙃

[@nicolepeng6263]

@@michloonietoons4592 oh me oh my

[@drblood1559]

Delivery? Digiorno.

[@imactuallyok8638]

Bike? In the river.

[@uglypervert3392]

Your comment? Unoriginal and unfunny

[@hairygum5397]

"He just kept on yoing"

[@linguisticsnerd433]

The yoyo man will always be superior

[@Alexa-cz9iu]

"i wanna be a yoyo man just like you!" but the yoyo man didn't reply, he just kept yo-ing.

[@inosukehashibira2381]

6:17 fit so perfectly with the next clip

[@TheMitochondriaaa]

6:16 original yeet, basically a national treasure.

[@ironbarsjack7977]

These vines slap my chicken at 3725.95mph

[@datweirdguy1139]

r/meta

[@hummingbirdcity]

Fuck ya chicken slaps!

[@devilconcrete2699]

How to cook a chichen

[@BlueShoeMagoo]

“Two broooos sitting in a hot tub. Six feet apart ‘cuz of quarantine.”

[@theangletosideofsauce7070]

No

[@luzrodriguez1214]

Paul Bria 😂😂😂

[@MrBrafter]

chillin in a hot tub.....

[@BlueShoeMagoo]

MrBrafter Sir put a shirt on this is a Denny’s.

[@briar4878]

5

[@samanthaanderson9675]

1:59 "YOU BETTER BUY A BICYCLE!" I literally cry laughing every time I see this one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@mattheweldredge495]

8:25 the "hello?" gets me everytime

[@alexv3357]

I actually hadn't seen some of these, that's amazing, I thought I'd reached the end of Vines on KZbin

[@perkyofthevalley]

Same 🤣

[@bears6807]

get morbed

[@mexa_t6534]

4:08 that awkward silence made me cringe myself into a black hole

[@wazzupleo1503]

Osorno 1314 I freaking that part.

[@morticialevana6855]

Ninki Minjaj

[@ContagiousIP]

Yo how did it feel commenting a year ago when there wasn't a global pandemic?

[@Tripplebeem]

Honestly, I've watched like 1,357 vine compilations. This is the first time I've seen the additional kermit flow. You have really shown me something.

[@mooodlemip4779]

2:37 Can we just appreciate for a second that we made this little girl famous

[@ashwinshrestha9404]

“A child” Lmfao

[@mikdonalds4711]

1:33 I cant believe i laughed at this

[@k1tchz036]

SAME LMFAOOO

[@TH33T0PIC]

I CANT STOP😭😭😭😭

[@friiiiidge]

what’s this vine called

[@mattwilkie9713]

1:38 was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Even hit the horn mid air

[@Destravoxii]

I want to know the after math

[@alliewalsh1]

@@Destravoxii I do too please report back if you ever find out 😂😂😂

[@seth_ap148]

I’m 28 years old in 2021 and I JUST realized he poured the lemons out of a LIFE cereal box 🤦‍♂️

[@SupahCray]

You good?

[@seth_ap148]

@@SupahCray I’m okay

[@luminaaa5165]

"Is ThAt a ChIcKeN"

[@kindaashitpost4290]

Ah I see you're a Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Evil mix as well

[@jasonewe8606]

Haha, you fool. I’m pure chaotic good

[@hassansyed6087]

"Im tossin bikes in the river, bro" ---- Just sent me to the moon 💀☠💀

[@TheYungPrince]

“Hey Ron” “Hey Billy”😂

[@ellasaberlight7341]

5:42 I CANT BREATHE WTF

[@ZbJeeBies]

why call it a drive thru when you have a drive by like this 💀

[@oxygen9953]

"Sorry, I'm McFallin!"

[@ashleighwatson8303]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I have to come back to a vine video every now and then to remember I’m not a robot 😂

[@anthonyhaines496]

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” *pause “Where are your parents?” I feel like that’s the most underrated one in this video.

[@alexb495]

My potatoes have been thoroughly slapped

[@assordante2205]

2:46 the bird knows what's good 😂

[@saladspinner3200]

And to think these People all had to create this amazing content without access to the million features, filters, face-Swaps and music tie-ins you have today. Sometimes, less lasts forever.

[@132dunes5]

"hi my name is Michael with a bee and ive been afraid of insects my whole life" LMAO

[@kay9301]

OOf, got me right off the bat, I forgot how funny the first one was and was not prepared but when I heard that pop sound the pan made, I lost it

[@linguisticsnerd433]

Same

[@nerkdurgen5574]

3:23 *DOUBLE KILL*

[@Sircatalot-zy7sg]

Nerk Durgen ya think

[@sickslick8089]

Vine was so much funnier then TikTok

[@Wolvez___42069]

"Is that a chicken?" No, it's a freaking dragon

[@Anotherchild_lol]

It's an olm you idiot!

[@r6kuuu.]

9:53 - 9:58 the chaotic evil energies from this.

[@gerobbbbbbbb]

his name is eric hey 😀 see now, eric here is- a _B I T C H_ *bitch* h a h a

[@ChrisHanline]

I've never, not once, seen a Vine comp that didn't have at least one duplicate in it.

[@lyazidalaouielhassani7584]

6:27 Confirmed: Dan finally watched "so no head?"

[@ptah956]

It warms my heart that Dan would have also seen the "So no head?" one.

[@minetruly]

3:24 I could watch that all day.

[@EsmeeHulskamp]

5:06 sure, thats a "poke"

[@justbryan01]

1:08 will forever be the vine that changed me

[@einfilin]

what is the song hes singing btw?

[@ImtoastOG]

My fav viner of all time: 8:28 "bro can i get a sip of that water" "its not water" "oh nice vodka, i like-" "its vinegar" "what?" "its vinegar pus-"

[@phrogwithhat9909]

That moment when you realize Your addicted to meme's because you know everyone of them..

[@almoz2109]

3:05-3:17 wow that was smooth from Jerry to Jared

[@fllowerknight]

Michael B is still looking for that bee 💔🥺

[@lf3322]

5:43 is my favorite vine of all time. So many questions that I don't want answered.

[@dilahanina7615]

0:25 no matter how many times I watch it, it still makes me giggle

[@vixen_rose6450]

Same 😂

[@tomy.1846]

7:21 will live forever

[@NOcanDoification]

"Mother trucker, dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!"

[@angelagallardo8137]

" take me into your fuCkiNg ArmSs " Lol had me dead hahah

[@thicckenzie126]

This video made me cry because this era was the last time I was genuinely happy. I miss 2014

[@luci5606]

2020 edition: "Two bros chillin in the hot tub 5ft apart because social distancinggggg"

[@tazthecat5258]

* crosses out 5 * * inserts 6 *

[@josukefrthistime]

No, the 2020 version is actually: "Two bros chillin in the hot tub. 5... Where are they?"

[@TheButchersApron]

@4:42 I miss this guy, I used to watch his stuff all the time. Hope he’s well.

[@ThaZKill]

I think I saw him on IG

[@SomeGuyNamedTodd]

These old vines keep me alive when nothing else does.

[@garnetandhergauntlets3085]

1:40 *Dixieland plays distantly in the background*

[@dinosaurcj]

Does anyone know what happened afterwards?

[@farizakomilova8697]

All I have to say is that My POTATOES have been SLAPPED

[@staticmonkey8436]

8:54 is the one that had me dying: “…..BEKFAST!”

[@vincentprice713]

@1:40 is what danny from the grumps was talking about.

[@nariijatar3976]

Dont slap my family

[@mkay3005]

I slapped them all

[@norawoon294]

2:59, trust me

[@kathleenkammalavong8267]

Zoe Woon what god damn song is that

[@judgementalarmchair]

@@kathleenkammalavong8267 Reflections by Misterwives

[@bly-nyx_ef6]

Mrs. Doubtfire IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS SONG FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS. MAYBE FOUR. THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭

[@Mushroom_Ghostz]

0:24 THIS VINE WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY TO ME, NO MATTER WHAT-

[@cerysdear]

EYEEEE CHILE 😂

[@anashaliemoon8027]

7:20 it never gets old 😭😂😂😂

[@Sircatalot-zy7sg]

5:04 me screaming in the shower

[@smany]

6:52 IS THE BEST OF ALL . SO FUNNY

[@jasiahvazquez3649]

6:41 is fantastic 😂. We will forever excuse his potty mouth

[@amy-dz5wj]

the shrek dancing is literally me everyday when i have the confidence to talk to my boyfriend

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

Are you still with your boyfriend Shrek dancing Amy?

[@tomboy313]

i wish vine was still here-- the amount of content that would've come out during the lockdown would've been EPIC and AMAZING

[@Dohunt]

It's actually scary that I know every vine in every vine compilations

[@ava187]

7:08 absolutely killed me 😂

[@sebastianthecat4839]

What's the song??

[@CandyCanetheEevee4]

Plot twist: The potatoes are slapping the vines :)

[@krrhys]

Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy! Gets me every time

[@ilovefrogssomuch6112]

"why are you making those blue, dude?" "cause' blue's fuckin' tIGHT" "oh..."

[@lazygreen6708]

That man screamed like he knew that bear as a childhood friend that never left his side

[@micah7340]

Its come down to that point in my life where I just watch vine compilations 24/7

[@mialife3047]

1:27 my 4th favorite vine

[@allenbaracevic3971]

What is your 1st

[@pizzaroll2645]

Mia Tula whats your 2nd

[@Tonyvenz]

My ones 4:20

[@roxypicasso66]

what’s your 3rd

[@mialife3047]

Roxy Picasso 5 feet apart vine

[@yesidolovemakeup]

7:33 he said I refuse to allow this opportunity to pass me by 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DB-tu1gs]

I lost my shit at "your son is one hell of a beatboxer" "oh that's just terrets"

[@fleentstones117]

Girl: *says potato" Girl: I have achieved comedy

[@noahrymenams7561]

2:21 that caught me off guard lol

[@gjhoward]

I always want to see more of that Kermit one at the end. So glad there is a longer version.

[@lexie7032]

"cause blue is *focking* tight" thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[@Alexisdeitrich]

Thank you game grumps for bringing me to this compilation