[Vinesauce] Joel - Beefzone 2: Tekkno Pidgeon ( Charity Incentive 2018 )

Chris Milk.
Date streamed: 2 Mar , 2019
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[@калашников-э2ш]

if i were a dj i would totally blast this in a club and see how much time passes until people start questioning what is playing

[@travosk8668]

kyun i remember going to a club in Germany and this wasn't very different.

[@kuutastic4914]

@Kyles Isler fuck no, his metal albums are great

[@enimo9241]

They would love it even more after realising what it is

[@cheeseborglar1760]

@@enimo9241 finally, someone else who still comments on his old videos

[@imsometaeventhisacronym2545]

@@cheeseborglar1760 we’re a rare breed.

[@Lightwolf234]

The person who suggested Joel to do a Wesker voice deserves a fucking Roman triumph. Without that individual we wouldn’t have had this song be the way it is.

[@Ocidad]

truly the director of our generation

[@hankster1128]

Chat: Joel you're putting too much effort into this Mixcraft: _agrees_

[@trulyinfamous]

That's why I always obsessively save projects and usually end up making multiple variations of them, keeping some as backups. I use LMMS and the only time it crashes is when I'm doing some really stupid stuff like recording 6 automation tracks while playing a single 18 bar note.

[@lolimaster_]

@@trulyinfamous last time i tried lmms i was really disappointed with it

[@SlyHikari03]

Me using fl studio in a nutshell

[@faith-dt3mw]

the moment joel heard “im coming” he realized he could make something Truly, Truly Awful

[@rambbler]

Awful?

[@ribps289]

Like the forums?

[@BrainDeadKenny]

@@rambbler Did he stuttered?

[@eegleweege]

oh lord

[@IzzyDaRoachOfficial]

Every hoot is a pidgeon being milked

[@powdgaze]

Every pigeon milked goes to charity

[@fidovicinotturno328]

Pidgeon breastfeeded then milking from pidgeon

[@mikaeluhl]

@@powdgaze every milk milked goes to charity

[@rainsquall]

1:08:00 to whoever said this, look at what you’ve done. Thank you.

[@Incognito-gh5qi]

they blessed us

[@TransistorBased]

The 'tekkno vibes' voice probably inspired that thinking

[@LukeBeadles]

@@TransistorBased that's what I think

[@randomceanetaur]

Your welcome

[@basilchapmanlft]

@@randomceanetauryou legendddd

[@obololegal]

From Beefzone 2 to RE fan song about pigeon milking, this stream was a wild ride *HOOT*

[@evan.f1738]

Yeah it was a hoot

[@djadj_]

Joel: *tries to reference prior failure to count down* Joel: *accidentally counts down correctly*

[@Beezchurgar]

If Joel was a Pokemon Trainer, this would be his theme song.

[@zan7737]

Joel's gonna milk your Pidgey

[@mslabo102s2]

Pokemon Sword / Shield new battle theme LEAKED

[@Eira_]

This is the theme of Sword/Shield's main villains TEAM PIDGEON their goal: TOTAL GLOBAL LACTATION

[@Guymanbot97]

A Pokemon trainer that exclusively uses Pokemon that are similar to pidgeons.

[@enimo9241]

A team full of Pidoves

[@elviejodann6544]

COMPLETE G L O B A L _lactation_

[@dok377]

SHIET

[@shanehunts342]

CHRIS MILK

[@akimshelkov6335]

*guitar tuning intensifies*

[@Djay_B]

*_S H i T_*

[@Avossk]

Honestly I think these Ejay streams are my favorite thing that Joel does now, I just love seeing the creative process Joel goes through with these. Hope we get more of them in the future!

[@404TVfr]

Dude same! On a slightly unrelated note, I wish bands would just livestream the recording process in full.

[@emeraldpm7gaming707]

Yeah I definitely agree! I love these sm

[@QuarkStorm]

I absolutely agree man. I can't fathom the amount of laughing I had in these

[@AstralPhnx]

I legitimately want to rip all these samples from ejay, shove them into ableton or fl studio and make shit with it. These are like, PERFECT samples for making some banger hardcore/gabber

[@squishlez]

Same

[@TABBYMUSIC]

All you need is B A S S Y kick 👌

[@thisissleepy]

Since it's an old program the audio files are probably an mp3 in a folder somewhere

[@jornthree8881]

@@thisissleepy more likely .wav files, mp3 was sparingly used in commercial software, especially back in the mid to late 90s.

[@idkwhichnametochooseidk6131]

Unfourtunetly it has no MP3 files, so I have to literally rip it off program. Im almost done with loops in dance region. Its a pain in the ass, it will take long but when Im done with everything, might even upload it so people can use it.

[@lintlickerize]

1952: i bet we'll have flying cars in the future 2019: *-sexy-** swedish resident evil pigeon techno metal*

[@johnfortnite1987]

*and there’s nothing wrong with that*

[@lintlickerize]

@@johnfortnite1987 you're absolutely correct

[@RYFT0R]

and its absolutely amazing

[@beeswithchainsaws]

tekkno*

[@cybercoltz9054]

Joel should make more songs

[@Mephiles200108420]

Having the name Chris makes this a completely different experience.

[@Skul1ManEXE]

It's time for another level... *CHRIS MILK!*

[@chrishansen7004]

Were you trying to hookup with underage girls?

[@mikegaffey9973]

Are you?

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

Complete global Lactation

[@Retro_Static]

Same

[@Leblenlens]

Watching joel laugh so hard that he had to put a brb in live was amazing

[@Leblenlens]

@@AsrielKekker during the creation of chris milk joel started laughing at his own jokes, at 1:36:19 he putted a brb bc while he was muted he was prob dying, and you can hear it from his voice.

[@goat_se]

This would've been REALLY big if it were made in like the classic YTP era of KZbin.

[@biz-funkradiocop1953]

I never realized how much Joel starts his streams with "Alright" until just now, I love it

[@BezKajdan]

We are all making fun of this program but Joel is actually making good shit on it. What is this timeline.

[@mr.joleed4426]

Beefzone 2:Beef it Harder.

[@gee-gee8292]

Mr. JoLeEd that picture of king crimson tho

[@spacegnome2476]

Mr. JoLeEd Lactaion boogaloo

[@dillonparker6624]

Beefzone 3: A good day to Beef Hard

[@PollyGlodd]

Brother!

[@rainythebusinessperson6413]

Joel was about to create Tekkno Metal, but the world wasn't ready for the genre yet, so Mixcraft crashed. It was shaping up to be something really unique though, I still like the final song a lot though.

[@paradoxinfinity-y2b]

luca turilli dreamquest is tecno metal

[@Ocidad]

Tekkno mietal

[@chicoyeah_]

it's disturbing how that one "pidgeon" is perfectly on time

[@diddybut2456]

Song evolution (per hour) First: 1:33:44 Second: 2:03:28 Third: 3:42:54 Finished nr 1: 4:36:18 FInished nr 2: 4:46:57

[@sundae1405]

Thanks

[@metus11]

Uncle jobel is such a talented musician, he's able to make some fire jams in some old ass software

[@DeathRabbit]

Joel shows us his guitar skills again and I love it

[@akimshelkov6335]

2:21:19 Here's the best guitar part of the stream IMO

[@SlyHikari03]

Same. And he is really good at it.

[@bruhbbawallace]

[15 minutes of tuning]

[@rubedolobster]

Those ejay streams are some of my favorites ever, Joel should do one every few months and slowly build himself an album on the side. I'd buy that shit for a dollar.

[@RustyBrusher]

bruh I would buy that for 100 dollars

[@hannahmariahoormann7574]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmbGfWR-ntilhMU

[@winsomeless]

One dollar.

[@Djay_B]

Just one?

[@rove8620]

@@Djay_BJoel wants just one dollar

[@subwayfootlong788]

Come on everybody it's time to dance! Drop your Albert pants! Get down and get into the machine, time to drink some PIDGEON CREAM!

[@han__nya]

It's Albert pants, as in Albert Wesker.

[@subwayfootlong788]

@@han__nya Really? Hmm. I heard ballard for some reason.

[@han__nya]

@@subwayfootlong788 Yis I believe so.

[@1Soniccool]

Albert Wesker wants the Pidgeon cream to make the virus that turns people into pigeons. But then he knows that the T-Virus was already been disperse into the air but he decide to counteract with the T-Virus.

[@joelstravels2499]

mallard pants as in ducc

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

I watched this live a few weeks ago and I still don't know if I'm on this plane of reality anymore.

[@han__nya]

Yis. Milk de Pidgeon.

[@diegoosores704]

Bob Bogan is better

[@greatjotaro4032]

Yeus many moosclay

[@borjitasstoi]

Komplit

[@josephharold808]

Rub the pegeon melk on de musklé

[@leonardoschettino3162]

muskel milk yis

[@Chalycees]

3:51:50 realized full potential

[@TheAlexbest2000]

IT'S TIME TO ＢＲＥＡＳＴＦＥＥＤ the PIGEONs

[@nononononononononononon1221]

Unironically sounds like something that would play in the old Madness Combat videos

[@gameguardians4950]

Only the old ones?

[@nononononononononononon1221]

@@gameguardians4950 The new ones don't sound like they were made in a pirated copy of FL Studio from 2006

[@RYFT0R]

i genuinely wanna make a madness animation with this now

[@RobertNutbar]

1:53:44 the second Joel started chanting milk i lost it.

[@Djay_B]

Welp, I hope you find it again!

[@thewayfayer3268]

He never found it again

[@elvisdepressly6965]

Please make more of these for a full beefzone album

[@SuperShotgun412]

*WEEEEEEESKERRRRRR! I’M.....CUMMIIIIIIIING!* _Shplort_

[@docmcmoth]

**meaty splop**

[@SuperShotgun412]

*Meaty Whack* *Both Chuckle*

[@Joryho]

owo

[@SurmenianSoldier]

no

[@CertainlyCaro]

COMPLETE GLOBAL *L A C T A T I O N*

[@LikaLaruku]

I got a fever. & the only cure. Is more Night Owl.

[@10poundsofcrap]

Beefzone 2 is basically Joel turning into Xavier Renegade Angel

[@InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

Pretty coo.

[@averyoriginalname1547]

someone needs to chart this for clone hero holy shit

[@akimshelkov6335]

Beef Zone is already charted so it's completely possible.

[@RookJooms]

Only Jotles could take garbage music software and make me watch for five hours as he spins it into gold. He is good boy and gets gooder every day.

[@djdexcat]

I was listening to this while doing other things, so the *EXTREME BASS BOOST* really snuck up on me.

[@the_meatballs]

Barbeque shoes *ON*

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Put this one a shirt

[@user-ur5eg3bl1q]

4:46:59 Full music with video

[@BonnieIInaba]

Thank you Ms Palutena i will listen to this intense beefzone.

[@someone___1240]

Thank you Lady Palutena

[@SailorMoon126]

It's actually 4:46:56.

[@tetrisguy2920]

ur mr gay

[@JacksonDunnoKnows]

Thanks 🍻💀🍻

[@sadriposting]

Mix craft looks so technically that is scary, 99% of the time i wonder how joel understand all this, with all the charts looks more like a brokers/economist program

[@RudyMemes]

Once you get your hands wet with it it's really intuitive. It's divided into modules for each effect you wanna apply, you don't have to deal with super complex stuff if you don't want to, but if you wanna do some crazy stuff like Joel did, then you got just the tools you need

[@MeMeMcsplosion]

Wow, Nine Inch nails really stepped up their game

[@SlyHikari03]

Lol. I was thinking more rammstein but that works also.

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Skim Milk Soy Milk Almond Milk Pigeon Milk

[@rune5416]

Don't forget Chris milk

[@zirontheimpaler]

rat-o milk. watch out we’ll summon mama cow 😂

[@mikegaffey9973]

Milkshake

[@SlyHikari03]

Organic gluten free nipple milk from a man.

[@blanchardjvct]

"Lemon" mixed with "milk"

[@cup_noodls]

Hey Joel you know what would be a better snare? *DESK DOONK*

[@Nessiechomp]

Quick PSA for anyone curious as to why Joel spent so long trying to tune the first guitar. A floyd Rose trem system is not able to go between tunings without readjustment of springs. He was originally in C standard, and was trying to go to E standard.

[@Sarmathal]

WHEEEESKEEEER... IIIIIIIIII'M... COOOOOOMING!!! *splooooort*

[@phoenixwright1465]

I dont think anything can really top "DJ Beefzone".

[@hedged-valley1148]

Not even Andy morin

[@tylerp.5004]

But it can damn sure try.

[@Inksanity]

You know what the really gross thing about all this is? Pigeon milk actually exists. It's the actual name of the shit pigeons regurgitate into their chicks' mouths.

[@EnclaveTrooper1]

hot

[@MPSpecial]

It's not milk tho, it's improperly called milk because it has similar colour and texture

[@Ocidad]

I want to puke

[@galladegamerletsplays]

2:33:01 "but Joel you're putting too much effort into this. no no no no no. *software crashes*"

[@ivansimonov6076]

THAT'S WHY x2

[@fireglo450music]

2:20:00 I was wondering how the hell this stream would be padded out to 5 hours long, and then I realized that the tuning was going to carry us there. Oonklay Jobel, please invest $20 in an external tuner. Or a new set of machineheads for your Ibanez, whichever is the bigger problem.

[@notmycupoftea]

in my country there is a kind of candy that is literally called "bird milk" ( _Ptasie Mleczko_ ) so...

[@anonecki]

I just imagined a depressed nineteenth century Polish peasant having to get up at 4 am every day to milk the pigeons

[@HauntedChipDoodles]

This is the best response in the history of comments

[@Geegs]

@@anonecki >19th century >Polish Heh, joke's on you, Poland was fuckin obliterated for the entire 19th century my fren.

[@GamerPardo]

In Russia we have "Птичье Молоко" candy with white thing inside and chocolate covering it.

[@thume7762]

Well in Lithuania we have the same thing its called "Paukščių pienas"

[@MrDynamite110]

Ever since I saw the first Beefzone I've been wanting more. When I heard you did another stream I was sad because I missed it. Jump to today: I'm doing my daily check-up on this channel to see if anything new is up. When I lock eyes with this masterpiece, I knew I had to stop everything I was doing and watch it. Those were the best five hours I've ever spent. Thank you, Joel, for this. I'm going to listen to this song non-stop for at least a week. You really do make random people from around the world happy, and I must thank you for it. Keep being awesome! \m/ ( > . < ) \m/

[@Jordan3DS]

Sometimes I fear you, Joel...

[@Filipico_w3]

Jordan3D especially if he’s so focused on making his music

[@cpmanoob4848]

WHESKER IM COMMMMMMMMMING

[@LukeBeadles]

intense wetness

[@KaedeLanyo]

By like 2030, Joel will have made the single best pisstake album in the world.

[@LegendarySparantus]

When I first heard this song, I was not concentrated enough to realize that the characters' voice lines weren't from the game. I discreetly thought they were from Resident Evil 1 but sentenced mixed like bosses. In fact, I didn't thought at all, I just accepted what I was listening to. I never thought it was you who imitated them. Amazing.

[@alfo2804]

_Only those truly capable of milking a pidgeon deserve that right_

[@RYFT0R]

_The right to milk a pidgeon? You? Arrogant even until the end_

[@SlyHikari03]

2:21:19 Joel Tunes his guitar: The stream.

[@luissantiago5163]

I love how awesome this program is. Man do I want this so bad. *edit* I love it when it's a joke and then he realizes at 45:34 that he can make it work. So good. 1:11:19 That delay on "pigeon" is priceless

[@vooran]

2:17:00 for Joel making love to his guitar =D Honestly though Joel is very talented

[@the-xm2qi]

This metal rave shit actually sounds good, if it was made with e jay rips in ableton or fl studio seriously without the memes it would actually sound good

[@Skul1ManEXE]

You're saying it doesn't sound good already?

[@WeAreChecking]

I think there might be a market for Euro Dance + Metal. I know I’d be down

[@jacobmadaffari5420]

3:39:15 "Yeah, we're not--we're not sweep picking this. This sounds like wet dildos." Did Joel just become Skwisgaar Skwigelf from Dethklok for a second?

[@enchilordo8562]

3:14:33 tbh this is my favorite part from the whole song it works so perfectly and sounds beautiful

[@randompasserby9817]

1:04:35 man I wish he had kept this in

[@riikinnn_]

“are you ready for the ultimate poopoopeepee?” joel, 2019

[@RisenChudJr]

I wonder if Chris is lactose intolerant

[@anonecki]

Whenever I hear that snare all I can imagine is that Spider-man slap

[@orbambassador5158]

this could give kmfdm a run for its money

[@MrSpartan172]

"As you can see, i can't see" -2019 joel aka small eyes

[@pieminator6969]

Vargskelethor's new masterpiece - "Beefin' 2: Electric Beefaloo"

[@LaggerKnight]

Watching him get so close to what we know and yet not quite reach it is putting my mind on edge.

[@DeathRabbit]

3:34:56 Pigeon Blues

[@Champiness]

I like how it briefly becomes the “Smooth” guitar solo right at the end

[@ItsJustAidenYT]

THANK YOU JOEL MY DREAMS CAME TRUE

[@GoogleUser-ms6hr]

That last riff should have been repeated, it was too good to hear only once

[@fen7662]

I wonder how many people listening know that pigeon milk is a real thing and it's kind of unique among birds (only pigeons, doves and a few other birds like flamingos produce it). It's not literal milk from pigeon titties, it's a nutritious secretion from inside the crop organ that resembles cottage cheese. Pigeons/doves are also unique because they're the only birds that can suck (they don't have to tip their head back to drink and create suction with their beaks). This sounds super made up but it's true.

[@spinningchurro]

I believe you brother.

[@Leblenlens]

W h a t

[@acebreakstimeandspace]

We have chocolates basically called "Bird milk" in my country, they thankfully don't include real pigeon milk, but who the hell came up with that name?

[@Djay_B]

2:12:27 Are you feeling it?? *_A R E Y O U F E E L I N G I T N O W , C H R I S ? ! ? !_*

[@ringostarripango5941]

Now, I'm waiting for the hip hop one.

[@PissCovered]

This is how scythelord music is made

[@generalzar0ff]

I can’t tell if this comment is an insult or a compliment.

[@mct478]

Heard this track so many times on the unofficial highlight channel; now I will finally bear witness to the origin of techno perfection.

[@ladyirisbits9793]

I think you should release the 2 versions of the song, the plain edition and the spicy edition

[@gsrules34]

4:19:05 I realized that at this point Chris is trying to hold his milk, or it doubles as refusal to make one.

[@flamingcowjuice4918]

And I thought nothing could top beefzone I stand corrected

[@svt9165]

If this song is released. I'm going to play it at one of my bookings. This is awsome 🤘

[@rimoluna4213]

Well?

[@Slimurgical]

100% metal cover of Tekkno Pidgeon.

[@LukeBeadles]

If I knew anything about metal I'd do it

[@hecku]

I really unironically fucking love this music I miss shit like this so much, never have I wanted to play Facing Worlds on Unreal Tournament 99 so badly.

[@Flutterbunz]

I can't wait until Joel visits the coffee shop in acnh and then Brewster asks if he wants pidgeon milk in his coffee

[@TheXell]

You can tell shit gets serious when Joel shuts up and acts like an actual musician.

[@diddybut2456]

I need to have this played at my funeral

[@777BIGschott]

That pigeon bass changed my phones physical state from solid straight to gas and then straight to aliquid... A very milky liquid... Not sure if i should drink it buuuut momma didn't raise no bitch!

[@randointernetperson7983]

It's about time we beef it up again

[@99JayTaz99]

Each pigeon on the pole is a symbolic representation of one milk

[@mountaindewott564]

My grandfather said this pigeon is worth millions

[@gabrielnievesdemelo]

11:58 The birth of a masterpiece!

[@GarbaggioGoblino]

this stream didn't feel like 5 hours when it was live

[@crawmslor5943]

Yeah it felt like eight hours

[@RoastedMarshmelon]

The sky is the limit. Where the pigeons are. Milk.

[@DaWolfy]

One of the funniest Joel streams I have to say xD

[@josealvim1556]

My heart sunk when mixcraft crashed, RIP.

[@rainythebusinessperson6413]

"Suck off", "suck bass". These fucking names, man. lol

[@josephshovlin701]

He was really milking it by the end.