[Vinesauce] Joel - Chex Quest

[@elfmonster3082]

*The longer the icon of Flem stays on Bazoik, the stronger it will become.*

[@bulldozer6781]

... It's time to stop.

[@cattycatterson6368]

That’s no icon of flem, that’s a baron of hell!

[@fortgame6186]

i only poopoo farted for the good of humanity

[@flashmozzg]

Rip and tear thos cereal boxes, until it's done

[@graysongdl]

"How degrading would it be where you just basically have to say to yourself 'Yeah, it's magic. I can't explain it. I'm sorry.'" *Meanwhile, in 2014...* "When I was 5-6 years old, I asked my dad 'Dad, what is technology?' And my dad goes 'It's magic, Joel. It's magic.' Ever since that day, little Joel was never the same."

[@MelTheHal]

Corn flakes were made to stop people from jacking off how about that

[@dwvcollection]

@@MelTheHal wh-what does that have to do with this comment..

[@trinidad17]

@@dwvcollection It's all magic

[@alphalax7747]

Joel has finally become his dad. The boomer transformation is completed.

[@SUNSHINE-t-m]

im happy you liked chex quest. If you're gonna play chex quest 2, play the episode through the chex3 iwad. The original chex 2 was rushed and the level design was not that good, but chex quest 3 had the 3 games in one as episodes and they remade the second episode

[@davidjacobson6791]

Jesus Christ, I don’t know why but the way Joel ends EVERY sentence with “Aeeh” is so much more pronounced in this vod and its fucking slaying me.

[@ShamankingZuty]

I don't like breakfast, but when I was a kid I begged my parents to buy Chex cereal for this game and also Captain Crunch for that PC game where you raise some kind of goblin. More companies should do this.

[@jacobharrison8064]

How does someone just not like breakfast.

[@ShamankingZuty]

@@jacobharrison8064 I was a dumb kid that didn't know any better.

[@009_Ghostly_Systematic]

Can't wait for CHEX QUEST ETERNAL

[@Toast927]

But there is no chex quest 2016

[@trulyinfamous]

The entirety of Wikipedia when compressed is around 100gb so you could split it between a few phones and bring those with you if you went into the past, like, say, the 1600's. Bring a solar phone charger, and you could give humanity a technological boost. You'll also have to teach them how to read modern English, but that wouldn't be super difficult.

[@majamystic256]

you would have to teach them how build the phones and solar phone chargers too incase the ones you bring breaks down

[@ZeanLot_Har_Megiddo]

Well, in the 1600 if you said the earth wasn't flat you would get burned down alive. So there's that...

[@MrJb935]

@@ZeanLot_Har_Megiddo Imagine instead of the Necronomicon or tone of evil or some shit... ot would become the "smartphone of John Time traveler" LOL PS I think truthfully religion, economic and paradigm shattering conceps like biology and medicine that would really garentee the pitchfork bois visiting :)

[@bulldozer6781]

*_B U R N T H E W I T C H_*

[@Batmagoo]

People are stubborn, even those who are supposted to be the smartest. Google "Ignác Fülöp Semmelweis" or "Stefan Boltzmann", these people (and many others) were right but the things they proposed were against the concepts of their time. You'd find a lot of opposition trying to teach the science of today.

[@woos057]

Why do people eat special K? It's because they're delicious 3-grain flakes combined whole wheat barley and rice to deliver a crunchy and nourishing breakfast enriched with a blend of 9 essential vitamins and minerals including; vitamin D, vitamin B, vitamin C, zinc and iron. Special K has many of the nutrients you need to help you feel strong. Ingredients in Special K include: wheat bran, soy grits, rice, wheat gluten, soybean oil, soy protein isolate, whole grain wheat, contains 2% or less of sugar, salt, malt flavouring, sucralose, natural and artificial flavour, and BHT for freshness. Vitamins and minerals include vitamin C (ascorbic acid), vitamin E (alpha tocopherol acetate), niacinamide, reduced iron, vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), vitamin B1 (thiamin hydrochloride), vitamin A (palmitate), vitamin B2 (riboflavin), folic acid, and vitamin B12.

[@mariomaker69420]

k

[@Curlyheart]

Special k? More like bore: ragnarok

[@sergeantmarcusstackerM1903]

4:40 I’ve heard of barrel-chested, but never box-chested.

[@jamesesterline]

Hey SpongeBob, do you have any mascara I can borrow?

[@ChargeJN]

@@jamesesterline The boy wears makeup?!

[@Chromeize]

@@ChargeJN What a card!!

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Treasure Chested"

[@CurledSun]

Woah Joel, this doom wad looks great!

[@ZGURemixer]

If you're trying to make a joke, then I personally don't see any humor in it, because this *is* actually running on the Doom engine.

[@cptdalek1711]

@@ZGURemixer That alone increases the value of this joke.

[@araknieretro]

-100 calories

[@Lisa-gb4fz]

@@ZGURemixer I bet your hilarious at parties

[@doodguytheblank2403]

It’s clearly running on the build engine.

[@OrigamiPhoenix]

I loved Chex Quest as a kid, so much so my (sometimes stupid) teenage brother destroyed the disc because he thought I was getting "obsessed". This was before I knew I could have just copied it off of the disc as it was copy protection free. The sounds of flemoids are still much scarier to me today than it should be, as it was one of the first games I had played with stereo sound that dampens sounds behind you to suggest normal heading.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

He tried to throw it into the Fires of Mount DOOM.WAD?

[@OrigamiPhoenix]

@@Da_ComputerMonster Basically, although it was more like the Valley of Our Backyard DOOM.WAD

[@OrigamiPhoenix]

@Qimodis An older brother with ADHD and a bad temper

[@superstinkybeans]

I could never play with sound and the ominousness combined with the graphics scared me lmao. I actually got less scared after hearing their sound

[@kebab_hill]

This reminds of the other guy who got his disk destroyed because of his dad and said that "this is not a game".

[@LexarXaryonx]

I love Brutal Chex. It's delicious! It has rusty nails, whole grain rice, I think barbed wires but I can't remember. It's really good.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

"Puts Milk first, THEN Cereal" Aaah, _Memories of SUCH wrongness..._ (Where DO the times go?)

[@thecatrooms]

Then he puts jam on it 🤦‍♂️

[@LGAmaterasu]

You mean the CORRECT way? Cereal first heathens

[@link343]

Cornflakes Zone

[@Twitch380]

No milk, eat it like a man out of the box. If your cereal is so bland ass plain you need milk, then you need a new cereal.

[@thecatrooms]

@@Twitch380 cereal without milk is heresy and should be illegal

[@Faires5]

Two of my favorite things in the world: *Breakfast and VIOLENCE!*

[@MDK-fo7jw]

25:40 - " I basically don't put together food because I'm too lazy and it's too much work. " P sure that's one of the highway to hell steps to deep depression.

[@rogercheetoofficial]

i'll see you all at the chex quest modding contest

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

I want that SO bad.

[@cambreaKer]

11:04 wait, if he's playing as a chex man, wouldn't him eating chex be considered cannibalism??

[@fritzy8318]

Dontcha mean chexibalism.

[@TheGoop22]

Is Batman a cannibal if he eats bats?

[@wumpus976]

He just wears Chex Armor.

[@thecatrooms]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALL MY LIIIFEE

[@posthumanoid]

HOLD ONNNNN

[@RexcorJ]

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIIIIGHT

[@eckitronix]

When you uploaded this I had to double chex my notifications to see if it was really true

[@Twitch380]

I grew up never knowing Chex was a Cereal, it's a mix like chips so i was SO confused when people said they put milk in there (what i thought was) chips.....

[@wumpus976]

It’s both a cereal and a mix

[@KaiserMazoku]

i once ate 3 boxes of chex in one sitting

[@skinwalker69420]

chex is amazing

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Dood, MOOD.

[@NKBlazer]

It's all over when the sugar is sprinkled on top

[@skullvitch2]

Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos.

[@georgewilson7432]

Truly, a man.

[@MDK-fo7jw]

"The Squad is on Spotify Listen to the epic Chex Quest soundtrack to experience all the drama and excitement of battling Flemoids directly through your speakers." Soooooo....

[@williamdunbar2802]

Electricity is just when you spin magnets around a wire and the electrons from the magnets are transferred into the wire through the magnetic field generated by spinning them

[@DeltaSpaceDweeb]

That sounds like hamon + crackovollies.

[@greatstitchmaster2723]

Finally, a person who is somewhat relevant playing chex quest in 2020

[@ips2124]

@Brian Kimboll im not even gonna answer that one

[@djepstein5735]

D-Duolingo Owl?

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

38:50 Game's Ending (In-Game) 43:19 Game's Ending (FMV version)

[@saltyunicorn5173]

Helpful as always

[@naaavis1244]

this is just leaked footage of the new doom mapping contest

[@zenv9180]

Funny comment 👍

[@masterofbloopers]

9:00 DOOM MAPPING CONTEST III CONFIRMED?! NO VAY!

[@99JayTaz99]

5:21 oblivion dialogue be like

[@brolapse69]

"I only play REAL games."

[@medardo29]

Now, this is epic

[@JinJX]

Chex Quest 4. Chex Man comes back as the Chex Warrior and gets involved in a convoluted plot.

[@Zapidom]

joel is the best change my mind

[@geckobot6916]

no :)

[@unidorsalicosahedron7416]

vincent is king c:

[@ThePaperKhan]

Ga

[@wowwowm8394]

I cant because youre right

[@maplebrownsgr]

all the vinesauce streamers are great. it shouldn’t be a competition

[@WilfredCthulu]

I come from fecalfunny and I volunteer!

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

Wilfred is... _"The Vargshroom Warrior!"_

[@Sharahdogmeat]

ugh, serious sam second encounter pulled the same shit with it's demo level being different than the same level in the full game

[@ExaltedUriel]

Silent Hill 2 got it the worst, EVERY puzzle in review copies in the game was different, which as a result meant that the game's OFFICIAL strategy guide was useless.

[@aspergheist690]

Joel streamed chex quest and i missed it *JOEL STREAMED CHEX QUEST AND I MISSED IT*

[@Mech4]

In the first morning, in the first breakfast, when the sun first rose, one stood. Sogged by the milk of Cowmageddon, his Chex dampened by the liquid of Flem and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual moistness. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Bazoik Caves seeking vengeance against the Flemoids who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Morning Cereals and those that tasted the spin of his spoon named him... the Flemoid Zorcher.

[@youngsplitterr]

Speaking of 90’s Doom Wad: I remember one with Simpson characters and one with Barney replacing them enemies. Not sure if you’ve already featured though.

[@rekius328]

Chex warrior > all your doomguys, master chiefs, duke nukema.

[@MrSkerpentine]

Every AAA FPS game protagonist nowadays is just a brown haired 20’s something generic commando with a forced hint of sassiness. Why can’t we have more Chex Warriors in the game industry

[@derthevaporeon]

@@MrSkerpentine or Lo Wang

[@soullesspinkamenapinkamena1747]

"Milk and cereal, cereal and milk"

[@Satoshi-de4cd]

Hello Joel, I've known you for some time now. And I realize that here in Brazil, you kind of have an influence as a comic character. I always see great references to you. I admire you a lot, I always laugh with your videos and with two different versions in SoulCalibur 6. Thank you! Joel.

[@Lazysupermutant]

When you say "comic character" do you mean like his sense of humor as had an effect in Brazil, or are Brazilian comic book artist putting Uncle Joeble in their books? I kind of desperately hope it's the latter.

[@kommentorpostker3911]

"please come to Brazil"

[@filletofish2200]

Zap and Zorch till it's done

[@ravenclawtom]

the fact that chex quest hd remake doesnt run on the doom 2016 engine is a crime agiasnt nature

[@光の女神パルテナ-n2x]

Using these magic tricks to get out of bounds sure makes this game named as *Cheese* Quest, right? Hmhmhm...

[@thecatrooms]

Hoohoohehe

[@RexcorJ]

Oh, yooouuu!

[@emeraldworldlp8828]

5:27 bootleg Star Platinum anyone?

[@mrs-chief]

You should play Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure. It was one of my favorite games as a kid and also came in a cereal box lol

[@heyitsthatguy4878]

I like to think that this is cannon in the doom universe and that bfg division plays throughout the whole chex quest.

[@QuasarYGO]

“AAAHHH.” - LEGO YODA

[@MCFPapa]

I hope he also does Chex Quest 2 and 3 too

[@thethrashyone]

Just once I'd like to see c=√(E/m) or m=E/c² on one of those background chalkboards instead of E=mc². At least then you take it from "faking smart" up to "mostly faking smart, but with basic understanding of algebra".

[@GamayObera]

If the game was sold in Latin America, the game would be named as *CheXpirito* Quest. (sorry)

[@lockedflopper]

i laughed :)

[@vicentecollao2288]

that was bad, i loved it

[@headass444]

Chex Eternal

[@slapchop151]

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Slimed by the Flemmoids of Bazoik, his soul blistered by the slime of Flem and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Chex Squadron, and those that tasted the bite of his zorcher named him... the Chex Warrior.

[@DracoHandsome]

29:06 Fruit's high sugar can be a problem, but fleshy vegetables are even worse because starch converts to sugar so readily. My mother's blood sugar flies up if she has any potato.

[@MoriRaineMatsuko]

"Glass of water for breakfast and back to bed" Yeah, me too Joel. Me too. I normally skip breakfast because I also feel nauseous when I wake up, which is fine because then I get something quick to eat when I get to work.

[@mindshiv4757]

Chex is one of those cereals that if you had as a kid, you love it still.

[@baxterbunny4403]

Hay Joel super ghostbuster was the funniest part 2019

[@markus_378]

they have a remastered version(chex quest HD) for free on steam where theres more characters(you don’t unlock them after beating the game, you unlock them by codes. Just look up the codes for all characters)

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

so early its still 360p

[@jangelelcangry]

The Chex commercial has a lot of green gag. Yes, gag is what you kids call slime.

[@kie2]

3:54 I've never seen such honest and unsettling flavors.

[@crunchy7200]

Top 5 most epic video game soundtracks

[@McDumDum]

why doesn't the chex man simply eat the booger men

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Brutal Chex! With blood instead of milk! And rusted nails and glass! FUCKING METAL!!!!!

[@Twp808]

loved this game as a kid

[@PinkFloydBootlegs]

Chex tastes like dry Rice Krispes, if you have them there. I myself love them, but people usually hate them.

[@od4361]

A few hours after watching this I went to Steam and checked for free to play games, apparently CQHD is free there, what a small world.

[@vahlok1426]

I don't remember which cereal it was, but I remember getting a copy of Sim Roller Coaster in a box once. Didn't even have a PC at the time in our house, had to take it to my aunt's house to play.

[@pastaroni8683]

This came out just in time for the remake

[@ZEKESPILLEDINKMUSIC]

You want weird 90s cereal commercials? Look up "Kellog's Corn Pops Commercial Gotta' Have My Pops."

[@BTsM.BnussTYPC351]

6:46 Buzz Lightyear in Chex Cereal???

[@mrandersonplaysgames6344]

Puppy chow or deer tracks. Powdered sugar, chocolate, and Chex mixed together.

[@ballin9439]

Time to eat chex and kick ass... and im all outta chex

[@AltF4Unavailable]

One word describes this stream UGH

[@SnakeArtists]

Oh no his skeleton is not coming out!

[@vwr0527]

They should add Chex guy to Quake Champions

[@TheLazysketcher]

Wow, i havent heard of Little Fighter 2 in so long! It would be awesome if you would stream it some day!

[@noahabnerthompson6095]

Joel: Too much fruit Is bad for you Also Joel: I will eat pringles for breakfast

[@Fridge_Duck]

Watching with a bag o Chex mix at midnight

[@adamc2957]

this wouldn't of happened if the volcano brought it's passport

[@deedaytooknaja8077]

Fun fact:originally there was supposed to be gun that shoot fruits but got deleted because it influences kids to throw food

[@redsentry9785]

Chex eternal

[@darknessml6145]

Now this is real gamer time

[@UndeadHavoc1]

[@powergannon]

I didn't have this but I did have the Captain Crunch game and the Coco Puffs game.

[@falafelfajt]

- Apples are bad for you - Also, I eat Pringles for breakfast

[@MATS618]

I was 4 when I played this game and it terrified me cuz it reminded me of the FPS parts of the Oceans software Jurassic Park game where the raptors would jump at you and attack you

[@tarkanertugrul7808]

Joel you're my favorite. Also I played Chex Quest too.

[@Jaies_]

Great stream. Isn't there a steam version of this game though?

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

Chex Quest HD exists, but it sucks.

[@georgewilson7432]

Chex Quest is Super Noah's Ark done right.

[@edwardtroll3603]

Joel you should play Ghoul's Forst 3 if you get a chance I dont really play wads but I have been looking into some and GF3 looks pretty good.

[@conker690]

Man, Black Mesa is better than I was expecting.

[@babybojanglesjr]

Twister tornado

[@link343]

Brutal Doom does have compatibility with Chex Quest.

[@trinidad17]

26:50 Joel, buy cheese and ham in 1Kg packages. Game changer, and cheaper.

[@MxchiefMxker]

I loved this game so much. I was so bad at it.

[@slackingstacker]

When are we gonna get an ultraviolent Chex Quest reboot?

[@pancakeslapp]

Honey Graham O's squad REPRESENT

[@lordtak00]

3:17 Did they rip off the first divebomb harmonic from Judas Priest's Painkiller?

[@Cool-Spot]

While i'm glad they remade Chex Quest and brought attention to a new audience, the original just looks and plays so much better. Probably has to do with all the Doom assets but still it's great.

[@baconleaf3339]

Finally someone who is cereal