[Vinesauce] Joel - Shareware Madness Mini-Cut #4

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[@darksoulsismycity]

Hey, my dad used to play CD-Man. From what he told me, the enemies go very fast for Joel because the game speed is tied to the Framerate. So, the stronger the computer, the faster the enemies.

[@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847]

My God...

[@jazpuh]

Yeah, many very old games have this issue. It's why there's a speed slider for some of them, you're intended to match it with the speed of your PC so the game runs as intended.

[@Mick_92]

My dad used to play Condom. He lost.

[@DanieleCapellini]

also why there was a “turbo” button on older PCs

[@mr.eggawott8372]

In the next 20 or so years we’re gonna be able to have Doom Eternal running at 1000 FPS and have CD-Man run at light speed

[@carl_the_]

4:09 How he says " *IT'S RANSOMWARE!* " is just perfect!

[@wendigovanderblitz4823]

My favorite game for Microsoft Windows 95? *"Quotes of the Condom"*

[@vocazone-is-ded]

2:14 We found a bootleg. Litterally 5 seconds later. *G O O D G A M E*

[@Mister_BIack]

Joel screaming SCHEIßE SPIELE will be my new alarm sound. Also it's SCHIEß SPIELE, which means shooting games in German. *The More You Know*

[@liefhebbend]

Is your real name Wulf? If so that's a pretty sick name mein freund

[@JacobTheCroc]

"You can't go wrong if you shield your dong." I have no words, but the strong laugh. Scheiß Spiele, I'm dead.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@phantomyoongi8339]

6:14 "lemon" mixed with "milk"

[@nsxzlaz8569]

Phantom Yoongi minecraft sex porn

[@Ironbagel634]

@@nsxzlaz8569 Regret regret regret regret

[@iocasteo389]

i need that macaroni screen saver

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@iocasteo389]

ok

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@iocasteo389 ok

[@Taconiel]

ok

[@schittplayte9277]

ok

[@BroomPusher2024]

Joel: "IT MADE YOU LAUGH! IT MADE YOU LAUGH!" That it did, Joel. That it did. 👌

[@Mondus.]

8:35 damn part 5 has had the best adaptation yet

[@venomsnakesupremacy]

dirt man cekko

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

YOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSHYOSH

[@satinsguard]

6:37 can't believe Joel doesn't know about that screensaver.

[@FlamingSackOfPizza]

6:03 howtobasic.exe

[@aretard7995]

howtobasic.scr

[@AceTheBlue]

Secco lookin' good! 8:35

[@Scruffy39]

hearing Joel laugh at those condom lines was amazing

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@sam4gaming135]

ok

[@jacoblawson1022]

1:20 *ESCAPE. ESCAPE. OP-DELETE.*

[@lotepamera9271]

9:34 Oh, you’re approaching me?

[@NickRightAtYa]

4:44 HEY, MACARONI

[@budakbaongsiah]

-Heeey, Macarena!-

[@ilikecurry2345]

Macaroni is a cheating hussy.

[@rock7343]

4:43 translation shooting games the categories can be opened or closed with a double-click

[@aquamidideluxe5079]

They mention AIDS in that condom poem. Modified date: September 29th, 1988. No kidding!

[@yugimumoto1]

I actually had the one screensaver with the retro telephone it was called golden times. It was really freaky to use cause it would make sounds all the time

[@FelipeJaquez]

0:18 Is this?....data is this loss?

[@screamsinrussian5773]

affirmative

[@channingcheese2]

no

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@channingcheese2 ok

[@yugimumoto1]

Almost. Looks like loss 2

[@RedEquine]

8:10 *smile ghost.mp3 plays*

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@Silver_Swan_MK2]

nope 😶

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

9:06 is making me laugh harder than I think it should

[@Pgpxd]

3:55 Joel breaking the 4th wall

[@MrShigura]

Joel is bad at everything.

[@mistakebustedcondomjohnson6736]

0:16 What a nice picture

[@miccmike9356]

is that... what i think it is?

[@toaster9922]

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[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@miccmike9356 ok

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@toaster9922 stop

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Seeing Wesker milk a pidgeon in tandem with the beat is oddly satisfying

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

7:58 Oh wow, looks like Joel has lost it...

[@GinoZump]

06:43 omg, blast from my past!

[@BasilDaChefcario]

When the Hey Macaroni screensaver came up I legit freaked out, I remember the family computer having this, our *dialup* computer

[@alexlorimer2141]

scientists invent machine which allow them to record what someone see's before dying. This is what they saw. 5:14

[@snapcracklebop]

it’s 4 am and i am awake and joel is making me lose my mind

[@aquamidideluxe5079]

Holy shit, my mom's friend had that "Bloody Games" menu thing! I remember playing Bad Toys in black & white in, like, 2003.

[@TheNexDude]

I knew that TC Robot Man game was familiar we use to get old computers but the people we got them from usually yard sales never wiped them correctly so they still had stuff like games on them. This TC Robot Man game and a bunch of other games were on a 98 we got

[@maverickREAL]

Unrelated but I'd love to see Joel react to or even play some Guilty Gear

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

1:39

[@ciclon5682]

u r d a w e i n e r - joel 2020

[@littleNorwegians]

Very much appreciated that you make these

[@mcqueenspartyisinhell2013]

The condom part man i just can't take it i can't stop laughing

[@carmovision]

1:37 "this program is meant to be run in the morning and left running all day" - ah yes, the perfect gift for someone who fucking hates their coworkers

[@wasolaso1840]

7:56 It feels like one of those iFunny gif memes

[@ilocosmetro]

Looks like youtube decided to let you upload

[@screamsinrussian5773]

ok

[@paolo2763]

0:16 missed the greatest opportunity to turn it into loss

[@juggernaut6832]

Game: *does beep for more than 2seconds* Joel: exit exit exit

[@juggernaut6832]

2:16 omg that game got me laughing uncontrollably

[@budakbaongsiah]

5:02 Macaronis dancing the Macarena dance. WHERE'S THAT BLEACH

[@KulayanEclapyZ]

9:12 U READY TO F*** EM UP?????

[@recklesflam1ngo968]

that chicken screensaver stole stuff from the far side comics

[@rakapratama7812]

That macaroni dance is ahead of it's time

[@dukinukireal]

1:39 merry christmas everyone

[@reviathan3524]

6:40 Holy shit I feel old looking at the screensaver.

[@Slferon]

"you can't go wrong if you shield your dong" 2:52 i will personally remember this line for the future when it probably will come ib handy i only change it to "nothing can go wrong if i shield my dong"

[@EggoBoi]

I want macaroni screensaver

[@buna-gf8ku]

GOTCHA!!!

[@gliczide]

4:20 GOTCHA!!!

[@DessertArbiter]

what is the name of the shareware disc that had condom.txt on it

[@pal-of-pals]

"You tha weenar"

[@AkumaADemoncus]

TC Robot Bout is the only shareware game here that I have played. I might of also had that screensaver one too.

[@PedroDias-hj2jy]

10:23 new death grips album sounds dope

[@ryoki_PH]

I really shouldn't have watched this when I have a headache

[@chessemchesse3676]

Merry Christmas from Sierra

[@blingking501]

Holy shit I remember the phone and man sat down screensaver, used to freak me out.

[@Champiness]

10:21 Are you ready

[@gliczide]

How about you give me some secret service? 9:41

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

The macaroni dance screensaver earlier in the video was actually made by the same people as the Clinton screensaver. There's a macaroni poster in the backround of the Clinton screensaver to reference it

[@gliczide]

@@AnOrrangeShirt yeah i saw vineshorties of it

[@vibri_]

"only i would mod a game on windows 95" DOOM community: u fokin wut

[@ThatDragonGirl]

5:40 HowToBasic in a nutshell

[@nesterlace6954]

4:00 i remember when i had my first beer.

[@TobicalStudios02]

Dr. Sbaitso be like... 0:20

[@yahyamusseb]

I remember this one it was really weird 6:38

[@linjo99]

It fros on 420

[@yeetoof2798]

Me: dad why are you on my computer? Dad: because mine got a virus from some glitch. Me: ok, just don't download crap Dad: 4:09

[@TheGoron3000]

Schiess means shoot in fact xD

[@qweriop]

2:43 Aren't all those lo wang quotes?

[@treattrick8991]

why does the game with bofia and mondo look familer?

[@king0vitrial]

Battle arena toshinden. One of my all time favorites.

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

Why does PORK piss me off so much

[@Bunny_Crystal]

3:48

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

10:34

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I like how Joel purposely goes for shit-ware instead of good games.

[@DirectorOfChaos9292]

It's called "shareware" dumbass

[@Sonicbladez]

"Shieß Spiele" means "Shooting games".

[@blasthardcheese3427]

cumpleat glowbawl lacktaxion

[@jupita551]

4:32

[@BusinessZeus]

*me like*

[@Ratciclefan]

You da wiener

[@Ratciclefan]

I wonder if the reason why some of these games are so fast is because they're made for slower computers

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Hey. Can you like not make money from other people's content? Thanks

[@wariogamingexe7795]

I hope you still ain't active. Because if you look at Joel's channel, then click on the channel tab, buddy.

[@nostalgiaof98]

"Before you attack her, wrap your whacker" blunt force trauma is some kinky shit